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Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Dagoonite on 04 Apr 2016, 01:30
Hello.  I just thought I'd say hi, comment on stuff, and quit lurking for once in my life.  (It won't last.  It never lasts.  Ever.)

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Man, I hate trying to think of something to say in introductions.  Hey!  You!  Yes, you.  Introduce me, would you kindly?  Include some facts or stories to make me seem cool or something, please.  Thank you.
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: jwhouk on 04 Apr 2016, 06:43
Welcome to the Forums! Read the rules, mind the gap, remember Jeph's golden rule (everyone should try to be nice to each other) - and, most importantly, guard your lug wrench.
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Welu on 04 Apr 2016, 07:12
Welcome!
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Kugai on 04 Apr 2016, 15:01
Welcome aboard the Board
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Redball on 04 Apr 2016, 18:39
Welcome! You might try putting the wrench under a nuclear containment dome. Yeah. Let's see how that works. Ought to be interesting.
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: jwhouk on 05 Apr 2016, 15:08
REDBALL!!!
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Kugai on 05 Apr 2016, 15:22
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Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Tova on 06 Apr 2016, 23:04
Quote from: Dagoonite on 04 Apr 2016, 01:30
Man, I hate trying to think of something to say in introductions.  Hey!  You!  Yes, you.  Introduce me, would you kindly?  Include some facts or stories to make me seem cool or something, please.  Thank you.

Hi everyone. This is Dagoonite.

Dagoonite is an actual person with the ability to type, a wanderlust that permits no tarrying, unusual talents untapped and unexplored by anyone in the world - including Dagoonite - and an insatiable interest in the obscure comic strip Questionable Content. The last person who inappropriately asked about Dagoonite's exciting yet traumatic past ended up with a jam sandwich stuck to their forehead. Any further queries will be regarded askance and then responded to with exaggeration, hyperbole, and just a hint of truthiness.
Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Thrillho on 07 Apr 2016, 02:14
Quote from: Dagoonite on 04 Apr 2016, 01:30
Introduce me, would you kindly?

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Title: Re: What is this I don't even
Post by: Dagoonite on 07 Apr 2016, 09:07
Quote from: Tova on 06 Apr 2016, 23:04
Hi everyone. This is Dagoonite.

Dagoonite is an actual person with the ability to type, a wanderlust that permits no tarrying, unusual talents untapped and unexplored by anyone in the world - including Dagoonite - and an insatiable interest in the obscure comic strip Questionable Content. The last person who inappropriately asked about Dagoonite's exciting yet traumatic past ended up with a jam sandwich stuck to their forehead. Any further queries will be regarded askance and then responded to with exaggeration, hyperbole, and just a hint of truthiness.
It is true that my unusual talents are something that I dare not tap into.  Not after that incident in 1994 with the dancing weevils.  Unfortunately, I have been forbidden from speaking about it by the American, Armenian, French, Brazilian, and Sealand militaries.  If anyone else remembers these events, they can blab all they want.

I'm sure there are people who would like to know who exactly remembers.

Quote from: Thrillho on 07 Apr 2016, 02:14

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