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Title: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Zebediah on 01 May 2016, 04:53

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3206.png)

jerks

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: TheEvilDog on 01 May 2016, 07:46

Claire: "Come on, we both can't go through the door together, let me through first!"
Clinton: "...Claire, there is more than enough space. You're the one pushing. Me. Into. The. DOORFRAME!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: cesium133 on 01 May 2016, 08:04

Claire: This is a terrible idea. People already assume we're twins!
Clinton: To truly sympathize with conjoined twins, we have to try living as them for a day!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: JimC on 01 May 2016, 10:43

Claire: This door ain't big enough for the both of us
Clinton: Its 'two of us' actually, not 'both of us'.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: DSL on 02 May 2016, 15:36

CLAIRE: "After me!"
CLINTON: "Oh, no, after ME!"
CLAIRE: "No, I insist, after me!"
CLINTON: "I really must insist that YOU go after me!"
CLAIRE: "I would not think of it! You MUST go after ME!"
CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After me!"
CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After me!"
CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After me!"

(brief rolling dustcloud with emerging feet, fists, glasses, etc.)

CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After you!"
CLINTON: "No, no, after YOU!"
CLAIRE: "THANK you!"
CLINTON: "..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: BenRG on 03 May 2016, 03:16

CLAIRE: "Ladies first, you jerk!"

CLINTON: "Quit using that against me, you jerk!"

CAPTION: "Just in case anyone wonders why Emily dumped Clinton..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Zebediah on 04 May 2016, 04:25

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3209.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: BenRG on 04 May 2016, 04:30

MARTEN: "You really shouldn't believe everything you see on TV!!"

CLAIRE: "Damn cooking shows claiming they know a 'safe' way to cut onions!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Thrudd on 04 May 2016, 05:52

MARTEN: "I'm sorry about Pintsize getting into the physics lab. They say they will be able to reverse the process in about a week."

CLAIRE: "I wouldn't mind so much but he has begun decorating my sinuses with butt pics!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Skewbrow on 04 May 2016, 08:01

Marten: "It's a bit sad, I know. But it's just the way things work in nature..."
Claire: "Bambi... so alone..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Zebediah on 04 May 2016, 08:04

Marten: "All I'm saying is, necrosis isn't something you should self-treat."
Claire: "The superglue will hold my nose in place, it just needs a minute to set!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: DSL on 04 May 2016, 20:12

MARTEN: "Look, I'm sure it was just a coincidence that bartender was carrying a shotgun when she crossed the street to talk to you."
CLAIRE: "But then she told me to wait while she went to get her h-h-h-arpoon. And then she said they didn't want me at the wuh-wuh-wuh-wedding."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 May 2016, 07:13

"It's OK, dear. You don't have to watch the episode with Fry's dog".

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 267
Post by: Morituri on 10 May 2016, 22:33

Marten:  Wait, read that text again.  She started being less of an asshole when she found out he got turned down for a date?

Claire: Crap, that means she's hitting on the single guy.  She's completely inappropriate for him. I have to go fix this right now!