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Title: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Zebediah on 15 May 2016, 05:09

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3217.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: BenRG on 15 May 2016, 08:06

CLAIRE: "Ohboy! Clinton's new girl is cuuute!"

MARTIN: "Down girl! Don't get too far ahead of Jeph!!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 May 2016, 02:26

Claire: "... I get to be the flower girl..."
Marten: "... and an aunt to a reasonable number of babies!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Zebediah on 16 May 2016, 05:08

Claire: "Oh my gosh! They're going to wind up having wild sex on my mom's sofa!"
Marten: "Speaking of which, we're on a sofa right now!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Zebediah on 18 May 2016, 05:12

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3220.jpg)

So, officer, it was like this, I swear...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: BenRG on 18 May 2016, 06:04

CLINTON: "So, anyway, it turns out that my prosthetic literally has a mind of its own; something to do with a 'special prototype'. When I looked up, it was over by the curtains with a box of matches! I wasn't controlling it! I swear!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Zebediah on 18 May 2016, 06:33

"Dragons. Really."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: celticgeek on 18 May 2016, 08:26

Nobody was driving, offisher, we was all in the back seat, shinging.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: DSL on 18 May 2016, 20:16

CLINTON: "Well, my sister looked into the skinny guy's eyes and started giggling, and he looked into her eyes and giggled louder, and she started giggling louder, then he did, then there was a loud "PHOOOMPH" sound and a bright flash and the sofa was on fire."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Tova on 18 May 2016, 20:55

Quote from: BenRG on 18 May 2016, 06:04

CLINTON: "So, anyway, it turns out that my prosthetic literally has a mind of its own; something to do with a 'special prototype'. When I looked up, it was over by the curtains with a box of matches! I wasn't controlling it! I swear!"

This is one of those really clever captions which, I think, suffers only from overexplaining the joke. How about:

CLINTON: "So, anyway, it turns out that my prosthetic literally has a mind of its own...!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: cesium133 on 18 May 2016, 20:58

"So it turns out I need to put circuit breakers on my arm outlets."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Zastie on 18 May 2016, 23:19

Clinton will never out-live the jokes on his tattoo..

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 269
Post by: Morituri on 19 May 2016, 18:39

Clinton:  I might have mispronounced it, yeah.  Maybe she thought I said 'to kill ya' or something like that, but anyway she pulled out a harpoon and...