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Title: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: Zebediah on 29 May 2016, 05:42

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3226.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: Tova on 29 May 2016, 06:08

Claire: Right now... we're inside an internet comic?
Clinton: Is it really so hard to believe?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: BenRG on 29 May 2016, 07:15

CLAIRE: "What's wrong, Clinton?"

CLINTON: "I just realised that your septum ring is gross!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: DSL on 29 May 2016, 18:55

CLAIRE: "Think about it, brother ... the evidence is pretty obvious Mom's done it at least twice already."
CLINTON: "Tw ... tw ... tw ... "

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 29 May 2016, 20:37

"Butts?"

"No, ultramegabutts!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Jun 2016, 05:15

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3229.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: Detachable Felix on 01 Jun 2016, 05:26

(Random Comic Generator)

Brun: I know it's a little soon, but-

Clinton: The universe could have undergone HEAT DEATH and it would still be too soon!"


-


Brun: "They have made me their king!"

Clinton: "The cappucino machine is on fire, the storefront window has melted, and the manager would like to have a word with you"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: BenRG on 01 Jun 2016, 05:36

BRUN: "You missed the fly."

CLINTON: (Groaning) "I didn't miss my face."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: cesium133 on 01 Jun 2016, 05:40

Brun: I had to poop.
Clinton: Yes, but why on the countertop in front of Hannelore!?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: DSL on 01 Jun 2016, 06:23

BRUN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering from forum)
CLINTON (to forum): "May a coffee spider squat in your espresso."
CLINTON: "Dolphin Jack."
BRUN: "Dolphin Jack."
(CLINTON glares sardonically at BRUN, tears open envelope)
CLINTON (reading): "What do you use to prop up a dolphin?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Jun 2016, 06:30

Quote from: DSL on 01 Jun 2016, 06:23

BRUN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering from forum)
CLINTON (to forum): "May a coffee spider squat in your espresso."
CLINTON: "Dolphin Jack."
BRUN: "Dolphin Jack."
(CLINTON glares sardonically at BRUN, tears open envelope)
CLINTON (reading): "What do you use to prop up a dolphin?"

+1 for the Carnac joke.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: Thrudd on 01 Jun 2016, 07:10

BRUN: "One quick question"
CLINTON: "What?"
BRUN: "Do sea-lions eat sea-zebras?"
CLINTON: [facepalm]

---

BRUN: "Do you know the lyrics to muskrat love?"
CLINTON: "FACEHUGGER!! HELP!"
BRUN:  [singing to the tune of Muskrat Love] face hugger help... [stops] I don't think that's quite right...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 Jun 2016, 10:24

B: "You left your laptop in the bar"
C: "All my fanfic was on there!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: TheEvilDog on 01 Jun 2016, 21:35

Brun: "The room had a tiny fridge, filled with tiny drinks and tiny cookies. I had a bite, it was all I could have because then they were all gone."
Clinton: "That was the mini bar...and the room was paid in my name."
Brun: "But it did not look anything like my bar..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 271
Post by: miados on 04 Jun 2016, 19:14

brun: Does your hand have a death grip setting and if so have you had it kick in while you were self gratifying

Clinton: Why do all the cute girls act crazy about my hand?