THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 12 Jun 2016, 06:19
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FIRST HOTLY WEIRD IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3236.png)
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CLINTON: "Wow! The ads were right! Drinking this tea really does make you a new man!"
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I bet if i held this in my fleshy hand it would be to hot and i would look like a loser
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"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK."
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CLINTON:
"To be weirdly hot, or weird and not -- that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the stares and snark of outrageous baristas
Or to take th' maid of a burning bar
and with donated clothes, house her. A hotel, to sleep
and snore (and by sleep I mean to sleep, you pervs)
whilst for I the sweats and the thousand sleepless shocks
that flesh is heir to -- 'tis a consummation
devoutly to be ship'd, though the mods, though Jeph --
The mods, perchance to warn, Ay, there's the rub (heh, I said rub) --
For in that sleep of Brun what dreams may come
When she hath read off phone-number'd slip
Must give me a call. There's the prospect
that makes calamity of so long a night.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of baristas,
the Hannelore's squee, the Dora's lust,
the pangs of threaten'd flame, the coffee spiders.
When he himself might a phone call make
to th' room of Brun?
... but that the dread of rejection, the unfulfill'd country from whose bourn
no traveler escapes, puzzles the will
And makes me rather bear those ills I have
while forum ships what it knows not of?
Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of Resolution
is sicklied o'er as of pale indie boy
And enterprises of great pith and moment
with this regard their currents turn away
And lose a chance at action. Read you now,
Brun, my phone number, and in thy shower
use the proper waterproof covering."
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/thread_over
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Martin met a lot of cute girls after a fire that impacted his life........ I wonder if my life will change now.
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"I thought you were supposed to take the teabag out?"
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3238.png)
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FAYE: "Whoa! You drag that cube everywhere! What's so important about it?"
BUBBLES: "It is my Companion and it never threatens to stab me."
Unlike the Cake, the Cube is not a lie!
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FAYE: "How come yours is bigger?"
BUBBLES: "Mom likes me better."
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Faye: Wait. Are we hiding a body?
Bubbles: No, it's just cheaper to travel by UPS. Check the shipping labels though; He wouldn't want his head sent to a different location again.
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FAYE: "Morituri, you magnificent b*****d!"
BUBBLES: "... we read your fanfic (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,30674.msg1331499.html#msg1331499)!"
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Faye (à la Brad Pitt in Se7en): Aah, what's in the f***ing box(es)!
Bubbles: Heads............. some spares for Punchbot.
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Faye: Who are we shipping these boxes to, and why are the boxes ticking?
Bubbles: Someone named Brun, and I've learned not to ask too many questions around here.
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Faye: If I lift something that is to heavy for me I start to feel pain. Do you feel pain if you push yourself to hard?
Bubbles: Not pain as I understand humans feel it. It is more of a physical warning based on the pressure put on my body versus the pressure that it has been proven to be able to handle. While there is no physical discomfort there is a mild annoyance letting me know when I am close to a level that could cause harm.
Faye: Ah so more of an itch.