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Title: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Sep 2016, 05:16

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3301.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: BenRG on 11 Sep 2016, 06:07

ELLIOT: "So, where am I taking this suspiciously heavy knapsack full of something I'm not allowed to see?"

RENEE: "To the old quarry. It's sort of the traditional dumping ground for... er... expired baked goods for the more short-tempered folks in this town!"

BRUN: "Harpoon only slipped..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Thrudd on 11 Sep 2016, 16:24

ELLIOT: "Waffles?"

RENEE: "Waffles!"

BRUN: "And Spathe Ham."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Morituri on 11 Sep 2016, 22:16

ELLIOT: Boss, there was a delivery guy here and dropped off a keg of beer.  Did you order a keg of beer?
RENEE:  I didn't order a keg of beer.  This is a bakery not a bar.  Brun?
BRUN:  It could be a bar.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Sep 2016, 10:31

Elliot: "Once upon a time, there was a very hungry caterpillar."

Renee: "On Monday she ate twelve croissants, but she was still hungry."

Brun: "Thirteen. Get it right."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Zebediah on 14 Sep 2016, 04:45

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3302.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Lubricus on 14 Sep 2016, 05:10

May: Come on! Let's play rock-paper-scissors! I have my hand all ready to go!
Momo: No thanks.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: BenRG on 14 Sep 2016, 05:26

MAY: "I mean, this is great and you should be as excited as me! Come on! Show a little team spirit!"

MOMO: "I am but not enough to leave my arm on an automatic fist-pump loop."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Tova on 14 Sep 2016, 05:40

May: You wanna know what I think when I read the forums?
Momo: NO THANK YOU.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: dna_level_c on 14 Sep 2016, 06:25

May: Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "pulled pork", doesn't it?

Momo: Barbecue sauce stains my dermal covering.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Morituri on 14 Sep 2016, 09:51

May:  So I appreciate a good off-color comment, but she was all, "Rar! Beat his brains in!"  What do you think?

Momo: I think neither you nor VespAvenger would do very well as goodwill ambassadors.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: Thrudd on 14 Sep 2016, 12:41

May:  So I Told her "You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're going'. Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?
Momo: That would be an improvement.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: osaka on 15 Sep 2016, 06:07

MAY: "Did you know that Dale is absolutely unbeatable at the pumping minigame of Mario Party 8? Even on my "turbo-jack" setting he just demolishes everything"

MOMO: "... how did we get to this point again?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 285
Post by: DSL on 16 Sep 2016, 18:18

MAY: "SKREEK! SKREEK! SKREEK!"
MOMO: "I'm still going to take a shower."