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Title: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Zebediah on 25 Sep 2016, 04:47

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3311.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: BenRG on 25 Sep 2016, 07:14

LILAC: "I'm from the Confidential Commission for Stereotypical Police Procedural Dramas. Do you know of any tropes being misused in this strip?"

FAYE: "Please don't swab my DNA!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: DSL on 25 Sep 2016, 20:34

ROBOCOP: "Police officer. I suppose this is where you automatically start running."
FAYE: "Does this look like a CBS show?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: celticgeek on 25 Sep 2016, 20:45

FAYE:  Are you going to do the red flashie thing?
ROBOCOP:  Yes, you're going to forget everything and get back with Martin.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Sep 2016, 06:35

Quote from: BenRG on 25 Sep 2016, 07:14

LILAC: "I'm from the Confidential Commission for Stereotypical Police Procedural Dramas. Do you know of any tropes being misused in this strip?"

FAYE: "Oh, hell, do you want a list (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/QuestionableContent)?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Sep 2016, 10:07

Faye: "AI Vice? Is that a thing?"
RoboCop: "Yeah, I know. Not the most glamorous of jobs. But it pays the bills. And I have the call to serve."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Thrudd on 26 Sep 2016, 14:11

LILAC: "Have you ever seen this Anthro PC?"

FAYE: "Pintsize? Is that even physically possible? I mean no."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Morituri on 26 Sep 2016, 22:57

Lilac:  So.  Um.  Happy Labor Day.  Here's the card.

Faye:  Good... God.  How much did Pintsize pay you to show me that?  'Cause I bet I'd have paid you more not to.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Sep 2016, 04:58

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3314.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: cesium133 on 27 Sep 2016, 05:42

Marten: Have you tried this artisinal sarsparilla? You'll love it!
Hannelore: And if you don't I can shove this lock pick in your ear!
Faye: I'll take the sarsparilla, thanks.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: BenRG on 27 Sep 2016, 05:47

MARTEN: "So, it turns out that Hanners was right all along! We are all AIs programmed to think we're human!"

HANNELORE: "If you like, I can stick this lockpick in your ear and reset you to factory settings!"

FAYE: "While that'd solve a lot of my problems, I really don't want to spend the next few days trying to work out why I've skipped five years and everyone and everything has changed beyond recognition!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: DSL on 27 Sep 2016, 16:32

MARTEN: "Hanners uncorked the sarsaparilla bottle for me."
HANNELORE: "With my Swiss Arny Knife corkscrew. See?"
FAYE: "This is an incredibly lame caption entry, DSL."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Thrudd on 27 Sep 2016, 17:47

MARTEN: "I'd rather have the bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

HANNELORE: "Don't knock it till you try it."

FAYE: "Didn't I tell you not to see the latest Hollywood remake of The Magnificent Seven?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: hedgie on 27 Sep 2016, 17:51

OT, but wasn't "The Magnificent Seven" in and of itself, a remake?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Thrudd on 27 Sep 2016, 18:42

Yes it was -> Seven Samurai

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Storel on 27 Sep 2016, 19:04

More of a retelling than a remake.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Sep 2016, 04:49

All right, back to captions:

Marten: "We just filed for a patent on our new invention..."
Hannelore: "It's a hair floofer! Want to try it?"
Faye: "You know, Bubbles would look adorable with floofy hair!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Thrudd on 28 Sep 2016, 16:13

(https://m.popkey.co/543b0d/gKm9R.gif)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Sep 2016, 05:36

THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3315.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: BenRG on 29 Sep 2016, 05:41

BUBBLES: "My major was in visual art; specifically metalworking. Do you understand where I'm going with this?"

CORPSE WITCH: "Please don't turn me into a visual art installation!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Tova on 29 Sep 2016, 17:15

"Did you see that Game of Thrones episode too?"
"Yes, yes! Power is power. Got it."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Sep 2016, 18:16

Bubbles: "I will not allow you to floof my hair."
Corpse Witch: "Aw, pretty please?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: JimC on 30 Sep 2016, 02:58

B: "do you know who killed that beautiful little cherry tree yonder in the garden? "
CW: "I can't tell a lie, I did cut it with my hatchet."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 287
Post by: Thrudd on 30 Sep 2016, 10:15

Bubbles: "Did you just say you almost killed batman?."
Corpse Witch: "With a rock. It was a big rock?"