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Title: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Oct 2016, 05:19

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3316.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: BenRG on 02 Oct 2016, 05:42

FAYE: "This whole thing is too surreal! I mean, really, what are we doing here that is so wrong? The boss isn't paying her taxes! Whoop-de-doo! Neither do the biggest corporations of the country! It isn't as if this is a front for a sophisticated AI theme park where humans can live out their darkest fantasies, is it?"

BUBBLES: "Er... maybe?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Oct 2016, 17:21

Faye: "Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Like, constantly? And being judged on every single freakin' thing you do? Because I feel like that all the damned time lately."

Bubbles: "It's the forum. If I could get through this fourth wall I would make them suffer."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Thrudd on 02 Oct 2016, 17:30

FAYE: "You know what? I say we concentrate on work,. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog shit. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. All right? This is gonna be great. You know what? We're gonna catch some terrorists, we're gonna beat the crap out of them, you're gonna feel a hell of a lot better.  "

BUBBLES: "So far, this is not blowing my skirt up."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: DSL on 02 Oct 2016, 21:32

FAYE: "Listen, Dracula... Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of strange things are upon you? (stage whisper) Look, out there, in the audience."
BUBBLES: "PEEEE-PLE! Aieeeeeeee ... "

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Zebediah on 04 Oct 2016, 05:18

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3318.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: BenRG on 04 Oct 2016, 05:20

NUMBER EIGHT: "All hail the Lady of the Ever-Sharp Harpoon!"

NUMBER ONE: "Keeper of the Clocks! Hail her!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Oct 2016, 15:55

This is the 288th caption contest.

288 is twice 144.

144 is one gross.

Let us all shudder in disgust, then, at the number 288 which is just too gross.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Thrudd on 04 Oct 2016, 18:32

NUMBER EIGHT: "Ola salima!"

NUMBER ONE: "Stonefinger demands your latest "secret formula."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Zebediah on 06 Oct 2016, 05:11

THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3319.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: BenRG on 06 Oct 2016, 05:20

RENEE: "Actually, that face means that he really likes you!"

BRUN: "... Confused."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: DSL on 06 Oct 2016, 15:33

RENEE: "HEYbatterbatterbatterbatter SHE'Snobatternobatternobatter c'monputsomepepperonitboy putitintherelet'sseesomepepperonthatball HEYbatterbatterbatterSWING!"
BRUN: "I don't even have a bat. Should I go get the harpoon?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: TheEvilDog on 06 Oct 2016, 17:31

Renee: "Hey Brun, I think Elliot has a great sense of style, he's gotten his bandage to match his pants."
Brun: "I do not think they actually match. Elliot's pants appear to be #961850. His bandage looks to be #D68DA2. So they do not match."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 288
Post by: Morituri on 16 Oct 2016, 20:16

Brun:  With Elliot?  I wouldn't want to come between you.
Renee:  Well, not just Elliot.  And are you really sure you wouldn't want that?