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Title: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Zebediah on 30 Oct 2016, 05:37

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3337.png)

small friend!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: BenRG on 30 Oct 2016, 06:53

CLAIRE: "Oh wow! Traumatised synthetic and depressed human find comfort and friendship together! This is just like a Real Life Drama TV movie!"

BUBBLES: "Sometimes, I wonder if I'll ever understand exactly how humans parse their perception of the world."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Skewbrow on 30 Oct 2016, 09:20

Claire: "... and we could become curling iron buddies! Another bonding experience!"
Bubbles: "Considering the melting point of the filaments forming my hair and the temperature of a typical hair iron I think there would, indeed, be some bonding."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: TheEvilDog on 30 Oct 2016, 12:33

Claire: "How do you get your speech bubbles so linear and uniform?! Mine just comes out all squishy! And maybe I should colour mine yellow to make it stand out more and---"
Bubbles: "Now I know how Wade Wilson's reasonable side feels."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: JimC on 30 Oct 2016, 14:26

C : ... and if he ever does that again I'm going to fill his AI drive with mercury

b: You do realise that would be AI murder - and you shouldn't look so gleeful about it...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Oct 2016, 15:02

C: "That spider in the corner of the ceiling looks so cute!"
B: "It looks mean. I hope it doesn't bite me."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Zebediah on 30 Oct 2016, 16:55

Claire: "YAY ROBO-SHIPPING! I'm mentally shipping you with every single robot I know! Well, except Pintsize. And my brother's hand."

Bubbles: "Thank you for those exceptions."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Nov 2016, 07:59

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3338.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: BenRG on 01 Nov 2016, 08:05

BUBBLES: "Is he trying to be subtle?"

CLAIRE: "I think that it's more a case of 'if I can't see you, you can't see me'."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: DSL on 01 Nov 2016, 11:34

First:

BUBBLES: "You must forgive me. I am receiving a number of distress calls."
CLAIRE: "I don't doubt it!"

Second:

BUBBLES: "Should I offer to help him move the couch? Or wait to see if he asks?"
CLAIRE: "He may be spindly and chill, but he has his pride."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Nov 2016, 15:38

Bubbles: "There is a small invertebrate hiding behind your sofa."

Claire: *sigh* "I know. Between his mother and Faye, he's had his spine crushed to powder."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Skewbrow on 03 Nov 2016, 00:02

Bubbles: "Is your boyfriend afraid of me?"
Claire: "I hope that's it. The alternative of him trying to `secretly' catch a glimpse of your butt is wrong on so many levels."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Zebediah on 03 Nov 2016, 07:14

THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3340.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: BenRG on 03 Nov 2016, 07:19

MARTEN: "Wow! The legends are true! You really can have abs made of steel!"

FAYE: "Didn't I tell you? Don't I always do it?"

MARTEN: "Yeah, you really know how to pick 'em!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: DSL on 03 Nov 2016, 23:33

MARTEN: "Is that ... Ligeti's 'Requiem' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wawSCvuGj4o) I'm hearing?"
FAYE: "See that femur lying there? Toss it up in the air and see what happens."
MARTEN: " ... Let's go outside first."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Zebediah on 04 Nov 2016, 04:55

Marten: "So to turn her on I poke her... here?"
Faye: "A bit lower down."
Marten: "I am not poking her there!"





(Note: Photobucket appears to be having technical issues at the moment, so the images aren't displaying. I expect this will be fixed later today.)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Blood-Tree on 05 Nov 2016, 16:08

Marten: 'so you're saying if I press here...'
Faye: '...and then swipe to the left'
Marten: 'she transforms into a Ford Pinto station wagon?'

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 292
Post by: Thrudd on 05 Nov 2016, 18:29

Marten: 'so either of those was control and this is alt if I press here?'
Faye: '...and delete is further down'
Marten: '"I am not rebooting her OS."