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Title: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Mar 2017, 07:07
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3428.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: BenRG on 05 Mar 2017, 07:09
TORTURA: "I must say Steven, it is a great relief to put my old career behind me! The violence was poison to the soul!"

STEVEN: "Yeah, me too! I was afraid I'd become a cereal killer!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Gyrre on 05 Mar 2017, 12:08
Tortura: "Rød grød med fløde." There, I haf said it. Now may I please haf some?"

Steve: "Sure thing. I don't know why it's not more common around here."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Gyrre on 05 Mar 2017, 12:24
Tortura: "So you are sure zat zese chak chak and ptichie moloko based cereals would sell quite vell here in de States?"

Steve: "Oh yeah! Definitely. Sugary cereals are a staple of the American breakfast. You'll just want to call the ptichie moloko one by a more American name. Too many parents will be super confused about 'birds’ milk cake'. You could probably do one based on vatrushka, too."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Mar 2017, 15:18
Tortura: "Current assignment is to eliminate American naval officer known as Captain Crunch."

Steve: "Already took care of it."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Zebediah on 07 Mar 2017, 10:18
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3430.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: BenRG on 07 Mar 2017, 10:46
DORA: "... and we'll have dancers doing the can-can outside for the grand opening! That's your role, Brun!"

BRUN: "Need to loosen up to do high kicks."

HANNELORE: "DORA! STOP IT!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Zebediah on 07 Mar 2017, 12:38
Dora: "I recently had my legs lengthened. Now they go all the way up."

Brun: "I think I need to get my legs lengthened."

Hannelore: "That is not how legs work!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Gyrre on 07 Mar 2017, 17:29
DORA: "If you can do 3000 laps around the building by 3 pm, you can have the clock."
BRUN: "Deal. I'd better limber up first."
HANNERS: "Dora! That's unreasonable! "
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Thrudd on 07 Mar 2017, 19:52
DORA: "The uniforms are on order. Don't worry, I already have your measurements and any specific alterations can be made in-house."
BRUN: "It has been a while since I had to be so flexible."
HANNERS: "I am not wearing a tutu!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: JimC on 08 Mar 2017, 03:22
D: The till is broken, but is it so hard to add up a few items in your head?
B: OK, but I'll have to carry the tens on my toes.
H: I am NOT working in a barefoot shop!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Mar 2017, 04:23
CHALLENGE ROUND:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3427.jpg)

 :evil:
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: BenRG on 09 Mar 2017, 04:48
TOP CAPTION: PLAYANTHRO - March 2017

BOTTOM CAPTION: Playmate of the Month - Fabio Longhorn
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Skewbrow on 09 Mar 2017, 05:01
Ethan: "Would boning Unicorn-Mike really be the worst thing?"
Amber: "Hell no! Have you seen those abs?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Thrudd on 09 Mar 2017, 05:54
Top Caption: "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!"

Bottom Caption: "My drill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: DSL on 09 Mar 2017, 20:49
"WIL-L-L-L-L-L-BUR!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 310
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Mar 2017, 04:20
♪ I'm too sexy for my horn
  Too sexy for my horn
  Since the day I was born ♪