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Title: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Zebediah on 19 Mar 2017, 07:03

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/2a3668de-579c-4cf1-8b5a-b70434abfd3e.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Mar 2017, 07:08

Renee: How are you liking my world-famous nails and asbestos bread?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: BenRG on 19 Mar 2017, 07:21

RENEE: "Onto a completely different subject: Brun and I have decided to share you."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Mar 2017, 10:53

Renee: "Someone said you were a humanoid Labrador retriever, so I made that bread out of Purina Dog Chow."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Gyrre on 20 Mar 2017, 17:16

RENEE: "I'm trying this new recipe from California. How's your cricket and mill bug loaf?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: JimC on 21 Mar 2017, 02:55

I've decided to have a baby and I've picked you to be the father.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Zebediah on 21 Mar 2017, 05:27

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3438.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: BenRG on 21 Mar 2017, 05:31

RENEE: "Oh God! Stopthinkingaboutitstopthinkingaboutitstop..."

ELLIOTT: "Hey, if I'm so hideous, why did you want to see it in the first place?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: DSL on 21 Mar 2017, 09:24

First pic:

RENEE: "We're busting you out. There's a file in that loaf."

Second pic:

RENEE (muttering to self): "'You wouldn't like him when he's angry,' they said."
ELLIOTT: "But I never get angry. And why would I be green?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Zebediah on 23 Mar 2017, 05:48

THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3439.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: BenRG on 23 Mar 2017, 06:01

ELLIOTT: "... but Renee said that such a sculpted marvel must not be hidden!"

JIM: "Seriously gettin' too old for this shit."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Morituri on 23 Mar 2017, 11:20

Elliot :  ... moths!  it was moths!

Jim :  This is a bakery.  An insect infestation does not make the situation better.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Zebediah on 23 Mar 2017, 13:37

Elliot: "Was it good for you too?"

Jim: "No."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: Skewbrow on 23 Mar 2017, 15:16

#1
Renee: "To settle the bet Brun and I made ... you need to disrobe."
Elliot: "HRGK!"

#2
Renee: "It's true what they say. A woman's dollar may only be 83 cents, but a man's foot is only six inches."
Elliot: "Six and a quarter!"

#2
Renee: "Niiiiiice!"
Ellliot: "Nice?"

#3
Elliot: "Nice?"
Jim: Sigh.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: jheartney on 23 Mar 2017, 17:11

#1
Renee: Has anyone seen my pet cockroach? I last saw him while rolling the dough.

2.
Renee: Geez, haven't you heard of deodorant?
Elliot: But I LIKE garlic!

3.
Elliot: Where's my Super suit?
Jim: So that's what Renee was sniffing.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 312
Post by: DSL on 23 Mar 2017, 17:55

ELLIOTT: "But you said Sam liked to watch Chippendale ..."
JIM: "I. Meant. The. Cartoon."