Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: TheEvilDog on 11 Jun 2017, 13:45
"They still say I was the worst Captain Caveman in the history of the Convention."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: BenRG on 11 Jun 2017, 13:50
CLINTON: "Yeah, Camp was never the best of times for me. I tried to fit in as best as I could but I just had this tendency to take everything 'up to eleven'. I didn't realise 'roughing it' didn't mean 'regress to primitive hunter-gatherer'."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Gyrre on 11 Jun 2017, 17:54
Clinton: "I'm short enough as is. If I were a caveman I'd be even shorter and I'd have terrible posture."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: miados on 11 Jun 2017, 23:03
clinton: Without my glasses I would have to squint so much I may as well be a caveman.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: cesium133 on 12 Jun 2017, 05:10
Clinton: In retrospect, maybe I should have dressed better and not hit Brun over the head with a rock.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Thrudd on 12 Jun 2017, 06:45
Clinton: "Thinking back now, I really should have gone for the full kilt first instead of starting with the shirt."
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When you see it, you cannot unsee it :-D Cheeky and Drafty
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Morituri on 12 Jun 2017, 10:22
Clinton: It's true that things were simpler back then .... but thank God absolutely nothing else in the world smells like mammoth.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: DSL on 12 Jun 2017, 17:25
CLINTON: "He was.our ancestor. Ugg Ustus. Made his money inventing the fur-lined boot. Named it after himself. Then he went to work as IT guy for Slate Quarries. In Bedrock. Had a couple monkeys for a computer. Just a couple killer bites." INTERVIEWER: "Don't you mean kilobytes?" CLINTON: "No, killer bites. Those buggers could bite. Anyway, that's how he lost his hand."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Jun 2017, 05:47
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Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: BenRG on 13 Jun 2017, 05:55
PICTORIA: "Come on, I haven't got all day."
CLINTON: "I'm trying, okay? I've never tried to arrange a hit on a chef by text before!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Jun 2017, 06:13
Pictoria: Come on, you know the rules. No cell phones. Clin Ton: But there's ten wild Blisseys here!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Gyrre on 13 Jun 2017, 20:21
Pictoria: "Sir, I'm going to have to confiscate that phone." Clinton: "I'm trying to change the ringtone! I swear I don't know who changed it to that or why I keep getting phone calls!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Jun 2017, 07:32
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: BenRG on 15 Jun 2017, 07:39
FAYE: "So, I finally finished the commission for Pintsize! Whatd'ya think?"
SEVEN: "It... it... it's a tower of sensuality! A metallic beacon of the male form in its most primal state!"
BUBBLES: "Hormone emulator overloading...!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Morituri on 15 Jun 2017, 10:38
Faye: I'd like to introduce you guys to DeathBot 9000 - he's an old friend of Pintsize. He's visited before, and I understand they met in an online forum.
Seven: So, Mr. 9000 - If you're here for some custom work, I can assure you these two are the best!
Bubbles: Oh my god this guy is my old Drill Sergeant...
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 324
Post by: Morituri on 16 Jun 2017, 19:03
Incidentally, I wonder if ol' DeathBot 9000 ever did get Wil Wheaton's signature....