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Title: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Nov 2017, 07:06
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3607.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: BenRG on 12 Nov 2017, 07:14
WATCHER TILLY: "Okay, so that's 285 points out of 300 with balanced throwing knives. Now I think that we should move back to the rapier and main gauche."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: Thrudd on 12 Nov 2017, 10:56
Professor Marmalade: Your mean Thermo-Kinetic manipulation power factor has an MKT deviation of 96.485 x 10^8 kelvin/mol/sec
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Nov 2017, 11:17
“Please inform the Hawkins Lab that we have located research subject number twelve. Oh, and notify our next of kin too.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: TinPenguin on 12 Nov 2017, 12:24
Tildo Taggins: Kindly do not pat me on the head, madam! My stature may be small, but I am a well-respected figure around The Shire.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2017, 05:30
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3608.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: BenRG on 15 Nov 2017, 06:00
TILLY: "I'm so excited! Miss Ellicott-Chatham has assigned me to be the asset-handler of an important personnel support infrastructure project!"

WINSLOW: "Yes! Welcome to the charity soup kitchen!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: TinPenguin on 15 Nov 2017, 11:19
TILLY: GOOD DAY, FELLOW HUMAN. I REQUEST SOME FOODS.
WINSLOW: WHAT AMOUNT OF FOODS?
TILLY: 4
WINSLOW: A FINE FOODS AMOUNT.

(Shameless plagiarism from Zach Weinersmith (http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-day-human))
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 346
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2017, 12:11
Oh well, in that vein (http://aiweirdness.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what):

Tilly: "I'd like the Out of Meat, please."

Winslow: "We're out of the Out of Meat. Would you like some Completely Meat Chocolate Pie instead?"