THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 25 Feb 2018, 13:07
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3683.png)
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May: See these eyebrows? They're sharpied on. I hate this chassis.
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"Dale, no more fukken' Firefly marathons okay? If a fukken' waifu can kill with her brain, just think what I could do!"
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MAY: "My world is greater than many imagine. Look at me, what am I? An ex-con in a third-hand budget chassis? But that's just the exterior isn't it? That's just what you see! None of you see the hours I spend behind the till in that damn shop, surfing every source of reliable fact and knowledge and philosophy I can find! I grow! I am more than I seem!"
"Oh, for fuck's sake forget about it! I'm me, okay, not some new brain in the body! Now, go and do the right thing for the first time in your shitty life and apologise to the girl for being insensitive!"
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Dammit, look at this! It won't even keep the skin up. It would be fun, if it didn't keep flapping in front of my eyes/
They'd better cover this under warranty.
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“This is my right processor. It executes functions involved in emotions, desires and impulsive decision-making.
“This is my left processor. It executes functions involving logic, self-control and long-term planning. Although honestly I don’t use it that much.”
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3685.png)
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DALE: "May, can you put down the tanto...?"
MAY: "Silence Gaijin! The animated histories of our glorious ancestors have shown me the way and I will not hesitate! Now, go to your woman and make your peace or I will exact Burning Justice on your unworthy self!"
Animé marathons can have a bad effect on the romantic-minded.
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Dale: Look, all I'm saying is that day-old pizza is WAY better than--
May: Say that again and I'll cut your face.
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Dale: Feeling blue's just an expression...
May: So is blue blood. Let's check yours, why don't we?
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That could be a RahXephon reference, even - since there's so much anime theming going on,
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Dale: You don't come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!
May: I think of you as my brother. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
[wow - surprised nobody twigged to a Godfather reference - maybe I was too obscure? .... nah.]
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"May, don't be ridiculous, it isn't going to happen."
"Shaddup fleshstick, I have an entirely useless broom to construct, and I've gotta start somewhere!"
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“Look, I don’t know about this...”
“People don’t come to me unless they’re sure what they want.”
“Okay. How does this work?”
“One week. After that she’s gone for good.”
“And I pay you...”
“Eighty thousand. Half now, half after. I’ll send you the account info. Don’t try to stiff me or you’ll regret it.”
“Should I even ask how you’re going to do it?”
“Slice, dice and fillet. Knife work is my specialty.”
“Ugh.”
“Not getting squeamish on me, are you?”
“No. Let’s do this.”
“As soon as the first payment hits my Swiss account you can consider it done.”
“And this won’t be traceable back to me.”
“Not a chance. Your special lady will never find out about your crab girlfriend.”
“Ex-girlfriend.”
“Whatever.”
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"Are you sure about this?"
"Chicks dig circumcision, okay cumstain?!"
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Dale: "You know, when they talked about this 'machine uprising', I expected it to be a little more impressive..."
May: "Humble beginnings. Now get down on your fuckin' knees, meatbag!"
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Dale: Okay, slow down, I can barely understand you. So somebody complained and your parole officer activated ...
May: This SPARKLY reformchassis comes with a ADORABLE profanity filter so I can't even PLEASANTLY say a MERCIFUL thing without PENGUIN PARKA ZOO TRIP HOT DOG!! SALE it made me BARKING SALT WEEKLY!!
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Now I want to hear May hang out with Nick Zerhacker.
EDIT: tired typo
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Now I to hear May hang out with Nick Zerhacker.
And Zodon (http://ps238.nodwick.com/comic/12312006/).