THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 04 Mar 2018, 12:18

Title: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Zebediah on 04 Mar 2018, 12:18

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3687.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: hakko504 on 04 Mar 2018, 23:07

I'll borrow your signature line for a moment Zebediah.

Momo: That must have been the worst decision you've ever made!
May: It can't have been a bad desicion. It resulted in CARROT cake!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: BenRG on 04 Mar 2018, 23:11

MOMO: "The shelves are lopsided; I don't think I did this right."

MAY: "For cryin' out loud! Why does no-one ever use the instructions?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Storel on 05 Mar 2018, 00:51

Quote from: BenRG on 04 Mar 2018, 23:11

MOMO: "The shelves are lopsided; I don't think I did this right."

MAY: "For cryin' out loud! Why does no-one ever use the instructions?"

Oh, come now, surely Momo of all people would read the instructions??

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: BenRG on 05 Mar 2018, 05:54

MOMO (a few hours ago): "I have instant access to terabytes of carpentry and DIY how-to pages through the Internet. I don't need to read the instructions like some silly human!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: SmilingCat on 05 Mar 2018, 10:01

"Dale brought pizza with Pineapple on it."
"PURGE THE HERETIC!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Thrudd on 05 Mar 2018, 12:59

Momo: Sorry, I do know the difference between spare, extra and leftover parts and I just found them under the couch.

May:  Those were not spare or extra parts. My ... [static] ... fell off and  ... [static] ... wifi is ...[static] ....

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Morituri on 05 Mar 2018, 13:45

Momo:  ....  I'm .... pretty sure that's some kind of parole violation.  Was the selfie really necessary?

May:  Oh get off my case!  I put it back afterward, and besides, it's not like Pintsize actually has a use for it!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Mar 2018, 15:40

Momo: “Do you have anything that selectively deletes memories?”

May: “I TOLD YOU TO COME OVER HERE ANY TIME THEY STARTED BANGING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR.”

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Gyrre on 05 Mar 2018, 21:18

Quote from: SmilingCat on 05 Mar 2018, 10:01

"Dale brought pizza with Pineapple on it."
"PURGE THE HERETIC!"

Jalapeños and habaneros to tie it all together.
Also, the origins of pizza and Hawaiian pizza (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQnMH4UocuQ)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Zebediah on 06 Mar 2018, 07:39

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3688.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: BenRG on 06 Mar 2018, 07:41

MARIGOLD: "Then he said I had 'bountiful tracts of land'!"

DALE: "I think I get it."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Gyrre on 06 Mar 2018, 17:47

Quote from: Skewbrow on 06 Mar 2018, 03:37

Momo: "My sweat drop popped. How can I express anxiety now?"
May: "Gimme a break. Our pets may be banging like rabbits, but don't bring all this emo pink otaku tubgirl on me."

"Tubegirl"?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: cesium133 on 06 Mar 2018, 17:49

Tubgirl, and no, you don't want to know.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: hedgie on 06 Mar 2018, 17:55

Sadly, things like that and goatse were things I just *had* to look up once I was told never to do so.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: SpanielBear on 06 Mar 2018, 18:12

"So how many ships would be launched across the wine-dark seas if Helen had had these?"

"They wouldn't wait for ships. Greeks would hear the news and just start swimming."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Zebediah on 08 Mar 2018, 07:56

PATREON BONUS THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3690.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Morituri on 08 Mar 2018, 08:21

ROKO:  Not the bread, you literal idiot.  The drink.

PINTSIZE:  But you proposed .... ooooohhhhh. 

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: SmilingCat on 08 Mar 2018, 08:25

"You two want some privacy?"
"I thought you'd like to join in."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: BenRG on 08 Mar 2018, 08:32

ROKO: "Dry toast? Is that all you are offering? At least offer me the spread of the day!"

PINTSIZE: "Never satisfied! The story of my life!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: SpanielBear on 08 Mar 2018, 09:09

"I'm not saying I didn't know this was something that could happen, but I expected to at least have taken my dress off or something."

"I'm so sorry, honestly, this has never happened before. Perhaps if we wait five minutes I could try again?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 362
Post by: Skewbrow on 11 Mar 2018, 10:43

Pintsize: "Was the brittle too coarse?"
Roko: "I said French toast. And spray the oil on the pan."