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Title: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Mar 2018, 08:05
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3692.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: cesium133 on 11 Mar 2018, 08:26
Steve: You're supposed to eat the cereal, not the box.
Melon: But it's such a great source of fiber!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: BenRG on 11 Mar 2018, 09:16
STEVE: "Um... Why are you trying to eat my cereal box?"

MELON: "I need my fibre intake! That sugary goop in milk isn't enough!"

STEVE: "Ask a stupid question...!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: Morituri on 12 Mar 2018, 22:39
STEVE:  See, that 'always relied on the kindness of strangers' thing is supposed to tell us Blanche is kind of foolish...

MELON:  Thank you!  It's very kind of you to tell me so!

STEVE:  Okay, let's back up.  Just because something worked out this time doesn't mean it was a good idea....
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: Skewbrow on 13 Mar 2018, 00:57
Steve: "Let me guess. Pouring out Crunchos created a lot of static. And you're working your butt off to recharge?"
Melon: "Not quite. Test & calibration of dental implants. I'm broke. It's either this or my butt's off."
Steve: "???"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: SpanielBear on 13 Mar 2018, 03:24
"Okay, I have to ask- what are you doing?"

"My first chassis was a hamster."

"Huh. Did your motherboard smell like elderberries?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Mar 2018, 06:12
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3695.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: BenRG on 15 Mar 2018, 06:26
O'MALLEY: "Ah! My sweet little Probie! Desperate for love! Let me tell you, girlie that love is for suckers in this job! All you need is some decent pleasure executables and a copy of 'Playbot'..."

ROKO: "Okay, O'Malley? You might have seniority but that isn't permission to comment on my personal life. Glitch off."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: Morituri on 16 Mar 2018, 20:52
O'MALLEY:  So, I don't know if you've been keeping up, but that 'Corpse Witch' character you pulled in?  We're up to volume seven of the confessions now, and man, there is some juicy stuff in there!  The DA has been issuing, like, reams of arrest warrants for shit way worse than the fighting ring!  But there's one thing that everybody in the department wants to know; We're all dyin' to find out why she started callin' you 'Roko Raccoon.'  Tell the truth now; when that little guy got your badge, what else did he get? 

ROKO:  I swear to God every goddamn RELEVANT thing is in the report!  I am not going to settle your goddamn bets for you!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 363
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Mar 2018, 13:58
O'Malley: "Just go to the body shop on King Street. That little dent will buff right out."

Roko: "I am not getting my health care from an auto mechanic!"