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Title: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Zebediah on 25 Mar 2018, 06:33

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3702.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: BenRG on 25 Mar 2018, 14:34

CLINTON: "I've never seen a girl who can juggle so many beers without spilling a drop!"

ELLIOTT: "Pure poetry!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Skewbrow on 26 Mar 2018, 08:03

Brun's good at hauling beer, but when the serious pros are at it... (http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-waitress-with-beer-hofbrauhaus-munich-germany-124189.html)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: awgiedawgie on 26 Mar 2018, 09:43

Quote from: Skewbrow on 26 Mar 2018, 08:03

Brun's good at hauling beer, but when the serious pros are at it... (http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-waitress-with-beer-hofbrauhaus-munich-germany-124189.html)

That’s impressive! I don’t think Brun’s got the upper body strength to pull it off.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Thrudd on 26 Mar 2018, 13:15

Quote from: awgiedawgie on 26 Mar 2018, 09:43

Quote from: Skewbrow on 26 Mar 2018, 08:03

Brun's good at hauling beer, but when the serious pros are at it... (http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-waitress-with-beer-hofbrauhaus-munich-germany-124189.html)

That’s impressive! I don’t think Brun’s got the upper body strength to pull it off.

If she is able to use a Harpoon properly them she most likely does have the back and shoulder muscles required for such feats of lager lugging.
Mind you most American pubs avoid the stein and stick with the pint[?] glasses.
Glasses are lighter, stack easier and there is no standard size so you can easily serve less without tipping your hand to your patrons.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: SpanielBear on 26 Mar 2018, 13:17

In the UK, the urban legend is that we moved away from the classic pint-glass with handle as they kept being used as an improvised weapon...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Mar 2018, 09:03

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3705.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: BenRG on 28 Mar 2018, 09:07

BRUN: "Is that 'Psychosis', the new fashionable fragrance for men? I'm asking so I know what it smells like."

CLINTON: "S... sorry, this brain is busy right now, please try your query again later!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Thrudd on 28 Mar 2018, 12:07

BRUN: "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

CLINTON: "Does dodging atmospherics reentry drones delivering Hawaiian pizza by rooftop patio lanterns count?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Cornelius on 28 Mar 2018, 13:15

Brun: Have you seen the clocks?
Clinton: I think I left my watch at home.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: SpanielBear on 28 Mar 2018, 17:04

"Is that my harpoon in your pocket?"

"I plead the fifth."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: awgiedawgie on 28 Mar 2018, 21:53

Brun: Did you know you have a USB port behind your right ear?


Clinton: Y-Yeah... it's a charging port for my hand.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Gyrre on 28 Mar 2018, 23:55

BRUN: "I'm not making you... uncomfortable, am I?"

CLINTON: "N-nn-not at-at all."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 365
Post by: Tova on 29 Mar 2018, 01:18

Brun: You're sweating. Have you been working as well?
Clinton: I... uh... well, I walked here.