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Title: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Apr 2018, 04:55
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/20180401.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Gyrre on 01 Apr 2018, 05:46
"Who are all of these people? I don't recognize any of them."
"Don't worry about it, today's April 1st."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: BenRG on 01 Apr 2018, 05:56
JOYCE: "It's nice to know that we've got fans on other sites, isn't it?"

FAZ: "Faz is universally adored by all geeks everywhere."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Apr 2018, 06:55
Claire: “I woke up this morning feeling... different.”

Marten: “Me too.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Morituri on 01 Apr 2018, 10:01
Momo:  This is like being Human!  I can actually taste cupcakes in this VR!
Pintsize:  And I have an anus!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 01 Apr 2018, 15:01
Joyce: “You know, this April Fool’s joke would have been funnier if Zebediah had posted a panel from Garfield instead.”

Faz: “There’s always next year.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Apr 2018, 06:10
April Fools is over, so SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3706.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: BenRG on 02 Apr 2018, 07:41
MELON: "Happy Compilation Day, Big Sis! Time to party!"

ROKO: "Thank you Mel;  that's what... four times this afternoon?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Gyrre on 02 Apr 2018, 12:13
MELON: "Congratulations on meeting someone! I'm so happy for you!"
ROKO: "Melon, we barely spoke. I was drunk. It was awkward. And, I don't even know his name."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Thrudd on 02 Apr 2018, 13:17
MELON: "Congratulations on meeting someone! I'm so happy for you!"
ROKO: "Melon, we barely spoke. I was drunk. It was awkward. And, I don't even know his name."
Isn't that how I met your
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Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: awgiedawgie on 02 Apr 2018, 14:59
Melon: You smell great! Like sweaty grapes!
Roko: Melon, I'm a robot. I don't sweat.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Apr 2018, 18:05
Melon: "Now if I press right here and twist, your head will pop right off!"

Roko: "I'm almost drunk enough for that to sound like a good idea."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Morituri on 02 Apr 2018, 19:17
MELON:  I knew you'd come around!  Cucumbers are way better than loaves of bread!

ROKO:  That's a cactus, Melon.  It would be way worse.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Tova on 02 Apr 2018, 20:45
"Awesome! I love Girls with Slingshots too!"
"Please, don't you start reading too much into everything."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: awgiedawgie on 02 Apr 2018, 21:00
Melon: I got a new butt! Wanna see it?
Roko: What did I do to deserve this?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: SpanielBear on 02 Apr 2018, 21:07
"You ARE the Quidditch Hamadryad!"

"Kwisatz Haderach."

"I must not toast.
Toast is the bread-killer.
Toast is the little burning that brings total carbonisation.
I will face my toast.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the toast has gone there will be nothing. Only rye will remain."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 04 Apr 2018, 12:20
IT'S HUG WEEK:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3709.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: SpanielBear on 04 Apr 2018, 12:27
"I LOVE YOU MAN, I *hic* FUCKEN' LOVE YOU!!"

"He's drunk, he's a customer, be cool. He's drunk, he's a customer, be cool. He's drunk..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: awgiedawgie on 04 Apr 2018, 18:03
Clinton: Yer goin' down, big guy!
Elliot: I see you've reached the "ten feet tall and bulletproof" stage. If you're lucky, you won't remember it.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Tova on 04 Apr 2018, 19:39
Clinton: I need some security in my life! Ya gotta help me, man!
Elliot: I, uh... it's not that kind of security, I... ummm...
Clinton: But ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: BenRG on 04 Apr 2018, 23:14
CLINTON: "I luv'ya man...! You'n'me 'gainst th' worl' man! 'Gainst th' worl'!"

ELLIOTT: "I'd be flattered getting this attention if this didn't happen with random guys at least three times a night!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 366
Post by: Zebediah on 05 Apr 2018, 04:09
Clinton: “Socially appropriate greeting!”

Elliot: “Uh, no, it really isn’t.”