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Title: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Apr 2018, 06:08

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3717.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: BenRG on 15 Apr 2018, 06:30

MELON: "Omigosh! A Security offer in Roko's apartment?!? What have you done with her?!?"

ELLIOTT: "Nothing; I'm guessing that she's still in her apartment upstairs."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Morituri on 15 Apr 2018, 11:26

Melon:  Good God!  You're wearing pants!

Elliot:  I ... uh ... I ... wear pants a lot. 

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Morituri on 15 Apr 2018, 11:28

Melon:  Oh, that poor cow!  I hate having my nipples pinched!

Elliot:  It's uh, I guess I just never thought about it like that.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: awgiedawgie on 15 Apr 2018, 15:42

Melon: Pintsize hasn't been here, has he?!


Elliott: No, the milk is safe to drink.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: SmilingCat on 15 Apr 2018, 17:50

"I was just up on Everest and the world was bending!"
"The Earth is round, Melon."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Thrudd on 15 Apr 2018, 20:07

Melon: What is Mieville doing to Princess?

Elliott: Well when one cat really likes another cat ....

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I just realized that Princess gender is not consistent  :psyduck: Oh My!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Gyrre on 15 Apr 2018, 21:02

MELON: "NO, NOT THAT ONE!"

ELLIOTT: "Uh... Why not?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Apr 2018, 10:25

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3718.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: BenRG on 18 Apr 2018, 10:30

CLINTON: "You mean that you have a waiting list and you pre-vet them?!?"

MRS A: "I've got a review page on the site too!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: awgiedawgie on 18 Apr 2018, 22:41

Clinton: I can't believe there's a "dead squirrel" fetish!


Mom: Oh, and look! There's a weird little robot with one on her face!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: traroth on 19 Apr 2018, 01:07

First image:

Mellon: Roko came to your bakery to buy bread?

Elliot: Small world, huh?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Tova on 19 Apr 2018, 02:50

Clinton: A forum? Discussing our lives? How does that even work?
Mrs A: I am totally shipping you and that lovely young lady right now.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Thrudd on 19 Apr 2018, 04:02

Clinton: Why are you posting a profile for me on a fetish site?

MrsA: Oh don't be such a prude.  Baked goods? Oh, there are subcategories. So..... Cake batter?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Apr 2018, 05:55

Clinton: "Hello my name is Clinton and I enjoy fart-play and enormous boners poking and prodding at me. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=466) DAMN IT HOW ARE YOU CONTROLLING ME THROUGH MY HAND!?"
MrsA: "hee hee hee... There's an app for that now."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Zebediah on 19 Apr 2018, 05:56

Clinton: "Wait - they're shipping me with Brun and Elliot?"

Mom: "And with that lovely robot policewoman. You should ask her out for coffee and scones - I guarantee she'll love it!  :wink:"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Cornelius on 19 Apr 2018, 09:51

Clinton: There's a Northampton cougar society...
Mrs. A.: And baking club!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: jwhouk on 19 Apr 2018, 10:09

Quote from: Cornelius on 19 Apr 2018, 09:51

Clinton: There's a Northampton cougar society...
Mrs. A.: And baking club!

C: Wait, who did you say is the head of that society?
Mrs A: Some lady named Veronica.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 368
Post by: Morituri on 21 Apr 2018, 10:35

Y'know, when I hear 'cougar society', my first thought is about a bunch of people committed to preserving wildlife.

And then I realized that's exactly what you were talking about too.  "Wild Life" means several things doesn't it?