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Title: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: Zebediah on 28 Apr 2018, 18:18

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3729.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: awgiedawgie on 28 Apr 2018, 19:08

You once said vomiting was a very intense experience. Could you demonstrate?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: BenRG on 29 Apr 2018, 00:49

MELON: "I'm collecting on behalf of Synthetics with defective reality parse filters. Any help you can offer will be accepted gratefully... as well as assam tea!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Apr 2018, 04:30

“Would you like to hear about our master and savior, Lord Amarillo Bucket?”

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: WoaLG on 29 Apr 2018, 04:37

MELON: ♪ "There's a hole in the bucket, dear Emily, a hole." ♪

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: Mr_Rose on 29 Apr 2018, 08:30

Quote from: WoaLG on 29 Apr 2018, 04:37

MELON: ♪ "There's a hole in the bucket, dear Emily, a hole." ♪

EMILY, deadpan: “Yes, at the top. It’s where you put stuff in.”

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: Morituri on 29 Apr 2018, 08:54

Melon:  He was fine a few months ago, but now I think my snowman has developed a skin rash.  Is this what skin rashes look like?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: awgiedawgie on 29 Apr 2018, 20:33

I thought my robo-penis would like swimming, but I think he drowned...  :-[

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: Zebediah on 02 May 2018, 10:25

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3730.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: BenRG on 02 May 2018, 10:56

HANNERS: "Mr Snuffles? Yeah, he's big, cute, warm and fluffy! What's not to like?"

HANNERS: "Parasites and dirt? I'm in the middle of the steppes, I can't expect to avoid them! Do I sound different? I dunno... Maybe it was that cactus tea I've been sniffing and drinking all day! By the way, have you noticed the sun dancing around in the sky and changing colour? No? Must be me; just like Winslow going all soft and bendy all over!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 370
Post by: Morituri on 02 May 2018, 20:46

HANNERCLONE:  Seven yaks, rigged with ten kilos of C4 each and remote detonators.  Pretty obvious, really, once I'd experienced yak flatulence first hand.  The militants just herded them right into the middle of their camp.  Yeah, it was messy, but nobody can trace it back to you.  In fact the locals are so happy to have them gone, apparently I own the rest of their yaks now. Or maybe they're just afraid these will explode too.  It's hard to tell, Tibetan's not my best dialect.

HANNERCLONE:  She did what?!  Is it time for, uh.... Proud of her, huh?  Well, good.  I'm here if you ever need me, Ms E-C, but I'm just as glad to keep putting that particular mission off....