THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 17 Jun 2018, 03:50
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FIRST IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3763.png)
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PINTSIZE: "YO KIDZ! MAKE WAY FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER!"
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[SYSTEM MESSAGE: member banned for trying to out-obnoxious Pintsize]
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What's up, bitches? Testing my metal dick to the max?
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“Heeeeeere’s Johnny!”
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"Oh man, we are SO evicted! Hahahahahahaha!!!!"
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"I lost the Arbor Day banner in the poker game, but rebounded and won a trip to Tahiti! Later losers!"
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SECOND IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3764.png)
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Pintsize: So you won't be my mommmy?
Bubbles: No.
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"You seriously won't use the metal dick you're making for me as a strap on?"
"Never."
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"I lost the Arbor Day banner in the poker game, but rebounded and won a trip to Tahiti! Later losers!"
It's a magical place.
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Pintsize: “Okay, I get it. You could rip me apart, tear out my memory core, and crush it to dust. There is nothing I could do about it. So what’s stopping you?”
Bubbles: “I honestly have no idea.”
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PINTSIZE: "Woe! Oh woe and pathos! With one gracious word, I am undone!"
BUBBLES: "Dry up."
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PINTSIZE: "We have created a mindset in our society where everyone wants what they want when they want it. And if we don't get what we want when we want it, we feel ripped off. To make matters worse, we intensify our problems by continuously rehashing our woe-is-me story to the entire world. Whatever it is that has the potential to keep me from enjoying the day, understand that it's not the situation itself that is causing me to be unhappy. It's my thoughts and how I allow them to control me. It's what I choose to focus on that fuels my emotions and defines my reality."
BUBBLES: "Ri...........ght."
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"I'm mellllting!"
"Yup."
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"My life has been a lie. I can't go on like this."
"Yup."
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PINTSIZE: "Put me down."
BUBBLES: "OK. You're an asshole."
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THIRD IMAGE:
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3765.png)
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BUBBLES: "I have little experience with civilian bedding but I do not believe that I have ever heard one audibly beg for a merciful death before today."
FAYE: "It happens more often than you think. It's the screams from the floorboards an' their promise to take us with 'em that worries me!"
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"I have no experience with beds, but is it supposed to make that noise?"
"No, I think for the first time in my life the bed is sore but I ain't"
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"The downstairs neighbors complained that we 'made enough noise to raise the dead'."
"Yeah, I know. I didn't realize that they meant it literally."
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Bubbles: So... There was a monster under the bed?
Faye: That's our story and we're sticking to it.