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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: OldGoat on 03 Jul 2018, 09:42
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The possibility of Bubbles/Faye nuptials got me thinking - who in the cast is ordained as a minister with one of the on-line churches (Universal Life, Dudeism, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc)? You get ordained for free, but you have to send them $30 or so if you want a spiffy Certificate of Ordination.
You can choose up to four, but add as many as you wish in commenting posts.
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I am so curious now.
So how many registered Jedi among the cast or the readership?
Not just Ministers but also Knights and Councillors.
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Never mind a wedding - a Brother Pintsize Travelin' Fire & Brimstone Salvation Show sermon would have to be entertaining.
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Not a Jedi but I am ordained by The Universal Life Church.
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Station doesn't need ordination. He's a ship's captain. :angel:
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Station doesn't need ordination. He's a ship's captain. :angel:
That only applies to officiating at weddings, and even then it's an urban myth (https://mentalfloss.com/article/23165/can-boat-captains-really-marry-people). The US and Royal Navies specifically prohibit ship captains from doing so - that's what chaplains are for. Since he is, for all practical purposes, the city manager of a municipality, if a state's laws allow it he might slide in that way. Or not.
Good grief, I left Punkbot off the list! He's sure to be a ULC minister, and absolutely sincere about it.
Edit: Gawd I hate it when I find typos ten hours later.
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Spookybot is not an ordained minister, but they can still perform weddings via the expedient of editing reality such that the couple has always been married.
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Pintsize for sure.
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Melon seems the type to be ordained in the SubGenius.
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I could definitely see Jimbo being ordained. It seems like the kind of thing he would do.
I am an ordained Pastafarian minister. I became ordained to officiate my friends' wedding. Their families wanted a more traditional service, but I promised not to wear a colander or pirate regalia.
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I picked three of the top four results, and immediately regret not picking the fourth (Jimbo).
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Good grief, I left Punkbot off the list! He's sure to be a ULC minister, and absolutely sincere about it.
Sorry, who is Punkbot?
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Good grief, I left Punkbot off the list! He's sure to be a ULC minister, and absolutely sincere about it.
Sorry, who is Punkbot?
The AI who got a spray at Union Robotics (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3598). I think the name is only from the forums, not in the comic itself.
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Definitely Jimbo.
Barry would claim to be an ordained minster. (no ability to write in) :(
Station can probably ordain ministers, because... well, Station. If not, I think if the subject came up, it would be, "You need a minister? Wait a second... OK, I'm ordained."
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Good grief, I left Punkbot off the list! He's sure to be a ULC minister, and absolutely sincere about it.
Sorry, who is Punkbot?
The AI who got a spray at Union Robotics (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3598). I think the name is only from the forums, not in the comic itself.
Ah, right. I vaguely remembered a robot with a Mohawk, but couldn't remember where we'd seen him. Thanks!
I am an ordained Pastafarian minister. I became ordained to officiate my friends' wedding. Their families wanted a more traditional service, but I promised not to wear a colander or pirate regalia.
My wife and I were married by an ordained ArchDruid. Our families were too ill or too far away to attend, so yes, it was a Druidic ceremony.
Go ahead, say it. "Funny, you don't look Druish." :claireface:
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Go ahead, say it. "Funny, you don't look Druish." :claireface:
There were exactly three funny moments in Spaceballs. That was not one of them.
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"You don't look blu-ish..."
(http://www.woodstocktradeco.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/ROYSCARMAG03BeatlesBlueMeanieDieCutMagnet.jpg)
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Go ahead, say it. "Funny, you don't look Druish." :claireface:
There were exactly three funny moments in Spaceballs. That was not one of them.
As someone who disagrees with the tally, I'm curious as to which 3 moments.
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"Smoke'em if ya got'em." :laugh: :laugh:
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As someone who disagrees with the tally, I'm curious as to which 3 moments.
Well, only three things made me laugh out loud:
- Planet of the Apes gag
- Michigan J Frog gag
- the infinite mirror effect of watching the pre-release bootleg of the film at the current moment.