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Title: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Jul 2018, 06:47
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3781.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: BenRG on 15 Jul 2018, 10:53
ELLIOT: "Uh... Clinton? Buddy? You're seriously freaking me out at this point! You need to dial it down!"

CLINTON: "Why? All that's happened is me realising reality is nothing but a hallucination!"

BRUN: "Maybe you shouldn't have told him your philosophy about the universe being like different kinds of bread and dreams being like Soda Bread: Reality without the yeast."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: cybersmurf on 15 Jul 2018, 10:59
Elliot "OHMYGOD! Please tell me she wasn't lactose intolerant!"
Clinton "It hit me right in the face, with speed."
Brun "I get that reaction from pistachios every now and then."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: SpanielBear on 15 Jul 2018, 16:24
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I'm sorry! Renee told me she removed the ergot from that last batch!"

"S'fine. S'fine. Hey, I can't feel anything below my waist, that's funny! Hahahahaha!!"

"You may not be able to feel anything, but the smell should hit you any second..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Jul 2018, 18:22
Elliot: “You mean you really believe she buys all that bread just to feed the birds?”

Clinton: “Of course! What else could she possibly be doing with it?”

Brun: “If we tell him he’ll order another drink. But this isn’t a bar so maybe we shouldn’t.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Tova on 15 Jul 2018, 19:09
"What's wrong?"
"I can't stop smiling... I don't know why! Help me!"
"You know, I suspected there might have been another reason why I was never fed raisins."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Jul 2018, 05:41
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3784.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: BenRG on 17 Jul 2018, 06:36
CLINTON: "Brun, you can't put half-eaten bagels back!"

BRUN: "But I only took two mouthfuls!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Jul 2018, 17:53

CLINTON: "Sis Boom Bah!"

BRUN: "And the question was - Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes!"

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Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Zebediah on 19 Jul 2018, 09:04
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3785.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: BenRG on 19 Jul 2018, 09:10
ELLIOT: "Um, some help here guys? I think the constant UST-cute has burst Renée's brain!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: cybersmurf on 19 Jul 2018, 11:42
Uhm, would it be an issue if you called 911? the emergency services keep ignoring my calls.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: SubaruStephen on 19 Jul 2018, 18:31
Menu change! The roast chicken is now Blackened Cajun Chicken!
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Thrudd on 19 Jul 2018, 18:36
I think we should take the ghost pepper cheesed stuffed Guac'n'Roll off the menu. Also someone call the plumber.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: SmilingCat on 19 Jul 2018, 18:40
"So I thought we could all bond better if I shared your experience of fleeing a burning building..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: Tova on 19 Jul 2018, 20:53
This is fine.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 381
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Jul 2018, 20:58
"So, uh, Brun and Clinton, I heard you have some experience with burning buildings..."