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Title: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: Zebediah on 27 Aug 2018, 08:13

FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3813.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: BenRG on 27 Aug 2018, 08:17

MARTEN: "What?!? You can't be serious!"

PINTSIZE: "The Dong of Truth cannot lie, brother! You're in trouble!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: Cornelius on 27 Aug 2018, 08:46

Marten: Where did you even get that?
Pintsize: I've rescued Ursula from the box of your family pictures.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: DSL on 28 Aug 2018, 10:42

MARTEN: "What are you doing with my back massager?"
PINTSIZE: "'Back massager.' Is that what the library lady from the other comic told you this was?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: cybersmurf on 28 Aug 2018, 11:57

Marten: You can't just take stuff out of that drawer!
Pintsize: Why not? You should've seen the party last thursday!

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: Skewbrow on 30 Aug 2018, 01:04

Marten: "Having a large dildo totally fits your character. But why one with a smiley at the tip?"
Pintsize: "Try Ursula out. You will understand!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: Zebediah on 30 Aug 2018, 06:46

SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3814.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: BenRG on 30 Aug 2018, 06:50

MARTEN: "I swear that, one day, justice will be served."

CLAIRE: "Honey, that's very sweet of you but I'm not sure you can swear vendetta over Dora having run out of the decent vanilla."

MARTEN: "Please, Claire, I'm desperately trying to improve my man-standing here by being all noble and protective; don't ruin it with reality!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: Skewbrow on 31 Aug 2018, 05:07

Marten: "We can do this! We can fulfill our own dream! We can build it from scratch..."
Claire:   "I value your support and optimism, but can we base the plans for our future on something realistic rather than your manly fugue"
Marten: "... the library of DOOM!!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 387
Post by: Cornelius on 31 Aug 2018, 05:55

Marten: So everything's fine?
Claire: Everything's fine, apart from a tiny thing so far.
Marten: This is going to end with everything on fire, isn't it?

Subscript: ... Madame la Marquise.