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Title: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Sep 2018, 04:43
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3822.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Sep 2018, 05:38
Tai: Claire, I don't feel so good.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: cesium133 on 09 Sep 2018, 06:42
Tai: Claire, what's going on?
Claire: Aww crap, we've disrupted the space-time continuum and put ourselves outside the universe again.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Sep 2018, 06:50
Tai: “Ever have one of those mornings where you wake up and feel like there’s something missing?”

Claire: “Funny you should mention it...”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: BenRG on 09 Sep 2018, 07:38
TAI: "So, you don't leave the refrigerator door open on humid days."

CLAIRE: "Yeah, or so I see by hindsight. Stop rubbing it in, by the way."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Cornelius on 09 Sep 2018, 10:54
Tai: And only then did I read the small print.
Claire. Eternity. In a library with empty shelves. Great.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Sep 2018, 06:10
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3823.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: BenRG on 11 Sep 2018, 06:22
TAI: "Wow! This new stuff is absolutely great! What is it?"

CLAIRE: "By the looks of it, it's Pintsize's WD40. I'll go dial 911."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Sep 2018, 13:58
Tai: “Wow, this stuff is giving me a tremendous buzz! What is it?”

Claire: “Distilled water. What you’re feeling is what happens when all the other stuff in your system gets diluted.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Sep 2018, 07:57
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3824.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Cornelius on 13 Sep 2018, 08:04
I told you. I'm saving that for something special. Not for stupid savings.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: BenRG on 13 Sep 2018, 08:06
MARTEN: "Stupid, sexy girlfriends with their stupid, sexy logic..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Sep 2018, 09:07
MARTEN: "I wouldn't mind this so much if their Muzak didn't play string versions of Dave Matthews Band..."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: DSL on 13 Sep 2018, 09:21
MARTEN: "This is a strict bank. They made that bank robber take a number."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Cornelius on 13 Sep 2018, 09:35
"Both of us know Banquo is our enemy."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 389
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Sep 2018, 13:46
♪ Money, it's a crime
  Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
  Money, so they say
  Is the root of all evil today
  But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise
  That they're giving none away ♪