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Title: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Zebediah on 16 Sep 2018, 18:12
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3826.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Case on 16 Sep 2018, 18:49
Momo: Please forgive my being direct, Pintsize, but I believe attaching this to your chassis would throw off your balance. Have you  considered something a little ... smaller?
Pintsize: Hey! No sizeism!
May: I ... I think it is trying to tell me something ...
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: BenRG on 16 Sep 2018, 23:27
MOMO: "Whilst I admire your desire to make personal connections, I don't think that a novelty sex toy is an ideal best friend, let alone a permanent life companion!"

PINTSIZE: "Lies! Ursula is the only one who understands me!"

MAY: "Um... This is weird but I really think this thing is looking back at me!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Sep 2018, 00:58
Momo: "That was ... invigorating."
Pintsize: "I told you! Everybody loves Ursula."
May: "Frankly, I didn't think you had it in you."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Sullivan on 17 Sep 2018, 01:27
^ Best match with facial expressions so far.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Sep 2018, 08:15
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3828.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: BenRG on 18 Sep 2018, 08:21
MAY: "Look, as Dale's friend, I appreciate that you're bein' a good girlfriend and are puttin' on a show for him but don't stick it in my face!"

MOMO: "Daaannng!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Thrudd on 18 Sep 2018, 08:55
Momo:  What are we going to do tonight May?

May: Same thing we attempt and fail to do with miserable humiliation every time Momo. Try and take over the World ..... of Warcraft.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Zebediah on 20 Sep 2018, 07:08
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3830.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: BenRG on 20 Sep 2018, 07:36
DALE: "Look, I get it, I really do! Just trust me that you don't need to hide your good nature under a spiky exterior!"

MAY: "I. AM. NOT. A. TSUNDERE!!!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 390
Post by: Thrudd on 20 Sep 2018, 07:46
Dale: "According to WoWHead the drop rate for the Vial of the Sands is around 2% from the canopic jars.

 Ah, found an interesting user comment on trying to imagine how a certain Cata development meeting must have occurred:

"All right, so alchemists have been complaining that they don't have a special perk for their profession. Ideas, anyone?"
"How about a two-person drake that they can craft? A very expensive two-person drake?"
"Good idea... Let's make it more than just expensive, though. I want them to work for this."
"I know, let's have them find the recipe via archaeology."
"Yeah, it could be inside canopic jars. We could call the recipe 'Vial of the Sands,' because, you know, Uldum's got sand..."
"But not *every* canopic jar... that'd be too easy."
"Right, right, it'll be a rare drop within the canopic jar."
"Ooh, how about this? Let's add a feature to the archaeology program to make sure that players doing archaeology rarely get Uldum digsites. We'll boost the Night Elf digsites instead. That'll drive 'em mad."
"So, to summarize, here's what we've got: They have to wait for random Uldum digsites to appear.... and when they finally DO get Uldum sites, they have to wait for the random canopic jar artifact to appear... we'll make sure they get plenty of other Tol'vir artifacts. When they finally get enough fragments to solve the canopic jar, it'll be completely random if the Vial of the Sands recipe is inside. This way, they'll be slaving over archaeology for months, painstakingly solving jar after jar with no apparent progress towards their goal."
"Oh, that's devious. I like it. Good meeting, folks. Let's implement this!  "

May: "Beats the hell out of farming those crystals and having to deal with ... Stupid little puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie infested freak of nature poo poo headed monstrosity of the seventh layer of heck pee pee breathed dookie eating pig loving crab like bow legged creepy ass bulbous headed smaller than a bread box hollow brained gopher licking intestine shaped bacon wrapped no soap using squid slurping botulism growing crotch scratching one balled accidentally birthed filth spreading juice producing greasy palmed fart leaking ball of crap shaped like a man.