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Title: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Zebediah on 09 Oct 2018, 08:14
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3843.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: BenRG on 09 Oct 2018, 09:40
MOMO: "Oh sweet Turing! I can't have had half my hair burned off! I only had it styled last weekend! This is a disaster!"

MAY: "This is what I've heard described as 'First World Problems', isn't it?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Thrudd on 10 Oct 2018, 07:39
Momo: "We're a match made in Stockholm."

May: "Am I the Wiglaf to your Mordred?
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Oct 2018, 08:00
Momo: “But now I have short hair just like you and Faye and Tai! How is anyone going to be able to tell us apart?

May: “I seriously don’t think that’s going to be a problem for anyone. Except possibly Melon.”


Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: BenRG on 10 Oct 2018, 08:09
I'm sure that Melon has her own unique criterion for establishing identity. "I listen for the resonance pattern on your heartbeat or main coolant pumps!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Zebediah on 10 Oct 2018, 15:07
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3844.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: DSL on 10 Oct 2018, 19:45
MAY: "Why you can't use a proper f***in' icepack or one or two f***in' Tylenol and maybe, I dunno, a glass of water to get rid of the pain in your head instead of a g*****n bag of frozen veggies is nothing I'll ever figure out ... "
DALE: "All I'm saying is (ouch) give peas a chance."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: BenRG on 10 Oct 2018, 23:35
MAY: "Okay, that's enough being nice! I'm supposed to be the embittered ex-con who is continually lashing out at everyone who gets close, not the golden-hearted angel with a dirty face! I'm going to sit in a corner and sulk, not mourn my lack of social intimacy!"

DALE: "Well, don't strain yourself, kiddo."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Zebediah on 11 Oct 2018, 05:54
May: “I hope we’ve all learned valuable lessons today. The lesson I learned is that you and your girlfriend are idiots who should never be left unsupervised.”

Dale: “Thought you knew that already.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Zebediah on 12 Oct 2018, 06:25
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3845.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: BenRG on 12 Oct 2018, 06:41
MELON: "Hey Roko! Can I invite a few friends over?"

ROKO: "They're sleeping at your place."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: DSL on 12 Oct 2018, 07:43
MELON: "Oh, hi! You're just in time to join me and the candlebots in a game of marbles!"
ROKO: "I see you've already lost yours."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Thrudd on 12 Oct 2018, 12:23
MELON: "I am going to summon the Ghost in the Machine"

ROKO: "That would explain the voices in your head"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Oct 2018, 18:11
Melon: “I downloaded a Latin language module so that I can summon demons!”

Roko: “Silly girl. Demons aren’t summoned by Latin. Demons are summoned by tequila.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 393
Post by: Storel on 13 Oct 2018, 23:54
Melon: “I downloaded a Latin language module so that I can summon demons!”

Roko: “Silly girl. Demons aren’t summoned by Latin. Demons are summoned by tequila.”

Heh, Roko may have a point there.

But if so, her hair covers it well.  :claireface: