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Title: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Zebediah on 14 Oct 2018, 04:49
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3846.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: BenRG on 14 Oct 2018, 08:52
MOMO: "May, why are you here and not in the bed?"

MAY: "Well, as embarrassing as it is to admit, this chassis only comes with a 40-inch cable!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: cesium133 on 14 Oct 2018, 09:02
Momo: Are you sure this power strip complies with electrical safety regulations?
May: I have something to confess. You see, before I was bank software, I was a toaster....
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: DSL on 15 Oct 2018, 03:25
Momo: Are you sure this power strip complies with electrical safety regulations?
May: I have something to confess. You see, before I was bank software, I was a toaster....

[vadervoice]The circle is now complete.[/vadervoice]
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Zebediah on 15 Oct 2018, 13:52
Momo: “You want to do what to my body?”

May: “What? Shit, did I airdrop that thought by mistake? Uh, no, that wasn’t about you at all. I was daydreaming about another pink-haired robot who looks really hot in a onesie. Honest.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Zebediah on 16 Oct 2018, 11:28
SECOND IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3847.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: BenRG on 16 Oct 2018, 14:23
FAYE: "zzZzz... Nothin' like derma... Warm and whirring pumps... zzZzz..."

BUBBLES: "I waited why?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Zebediah on 17 Oct 2018, 08:52
Faye: “Bubbles... I really need to sleep.”

Bubbles: “But there are so many, many orgasms we have not had yet.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Cornelius on 17 Oct 2018, 09:34
Faye: "And then we launch it into space."
Bubbles: "Art. Right."
Title: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Oct 2018, 10:31
THIRD IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3850.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: BenRG on 18 Oct 2018, 10:55
FAYE: "Doesn't it hurt?"

BUBBLES: "Synthetics can ignore damage warnings for the right incentive."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Cornelius on 18 Oct 2018, 11:27
Faye: "I think I may have put too much hardener in there."
Bubbles: "I have observed, and catalogued every instance of your mixing the solution. Based on your habits, I have diluted all hardener by 15.365% She's safe."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: Zebediah on 18 Oct 2018, 12:00
Faye: “You really think she’s going to talk?”

Bubbles: “She will crack. I can always get them to talk.”
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 394
Post by: DSL on 19 Oct 2018, 16:14
FAYE: "Just the strawberry dip?"
BUBBLES: "No, she wants sprinkles too. And do we have a waffle cone into which she will fit?"