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Title: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: Zebediah on 29 Oct 2018, 08:33
FIRST IMAGE:

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/3856.png)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: BenRG on 29 Oct 2018, 08:35
FAYE: "So, have I ever told you that I mean to find out just where every one of your sensory receptors are and to find out just what they do for you when I stimulate them in the right way?"

BUBBLES: "I... think I may have just discovered a whole new interactive subsystem!"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: DSL on 30 Oct 2018, 04:38
FAYE: "That sounded like maybe an E above High C. What happens if I squeeze here?"
BUBBLES: (Train whistle)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: Zebediah on 02 Nov 2018, 10:16
SECOND IMAGE:

(https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/b429/zebgodwin/1/c6590a0c-e11c-4656-a80a-3c24b3f0a76c-original.png?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: BenRG on 02 Nov 2018, 10:30
RENEE (in hideous faux Australian accent): "So, here we are, mates! Trust me, if I didn't know what I was doing, I'd lose me arm  tryin' to rouse the Greater-Striped Croissant Scoffer in such a disrespectful..."

BRUN: "Awake. Stop Irwining me or I bite."

CLAIRE: "My life keeps getting odder."
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: Thrudd on 02 Nov 2018, 10:44
RENEE (in a bad imitation of a well known movie spell casting instructor): "So you hold the wand thusly with your arm and wrist flexed just so, while you recite the incantation."

BRUN: "You have the wrist all wrong. Its more like this."

CLAIRE: "I thought the wand was supposed to be smaller, rune etched and made from hemlock.
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: SmilingCat on 02 Nov 2018, 14:55
"My poking stick is getting tired."
"I will break that stick over my knee."
"Is that Swedish designed?"
Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 396
Post by: DSL on 02 Nov 2018, 18:37
RENEE: "Now open wide and the airplane will fly riiiiiiiiight into the hangar ..."
BRUN: "Left a little ... left a little ... increase rate of descent ... now throttle back ... right a little ... OK, you're on the glide path ..."
CLAIRE: "Shouldn't there be food on the stick?"