THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Zebediah on 26 Nov 2018, 05:42
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400 caption threads! To celebrate Significant Milestone Week, we're going to be looking back at some significant milestones in QC history.
But first, TURKEYCOMIC:
(https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/b429/zebgodwin/1/44eec84f-27df-461f-8165-6be9fcf5a1ed-original.jpg)
That's no turkey...
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TURKEY VULTRE: "You Gobblers may think I am one of you, but I am actually a raptor in disguise!"
If there was another speech bubble, I would have of course put in "What! Curse your inevitable yet still completely unexpected betrayal!"
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FLASHBACK #1: A wild Hannelore appears!
(https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/b429/zebgodwin/1/9351f0af-05fb-46d4-854f-f20088790f87-original.png)
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HANNELORE: "Is that the sound of regrets?"
MARTEN: "No, of too many beers."
HANNELORE: "From what I've been told, those two things sound the same."
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Hannelore: “My dad developed this special anti-anxiety drug for me. It’s a strain of cannabis that’s been genetically modified to produce both a type of benzodiazepine and a norepinephrine–dopamine reuptake inhibitor. Right now I could swim naked through a sewage lagoon and not freak out.”
Marten: “Is that even legal?”
Hannelore: “Probably not, but so what? My mother could bankrupt the state of Massachusetts with a couple of phone calls. When you’re that rich the law is irrelevant.”
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ur-HANNELORE: "Would you believe I'll shortly be the neurotic and adorable fan and author favorite until I'm replaced by a redheaded wannabe librarian?"
MARTEN: "There's about as much chance of that as of me hooking up with Faye's boss."
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Hannelore: I think you're drunk.
Marten: what makes you think that?
Hannelore: that's not a urinal.
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FLASHBACK #2:
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Alternate image due to first link being broken:
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TAI: "Two of these three contestants will advance to the semifinals of 'The Indie-boy Librarian Assistant!' and of those two, one -- One! -- will advance to a shot at the finals! Who will be the Indie-boy Librarian Assistant's Wacky Friend, who will have the humidity -- er, humility -- to fade into obscurity and who! Will be! The -- Significant Other?"
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TAI: "So, here are your three little ducklings who will follow you around all day hoping that you know what you're doing!"
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“Marten, your life is about to change in ways you can’t even imagine.”
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And this is the window through the fourth wall. Just ignore anyone you might see looking in.
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...can't see the image. :(
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...can't see the image. :(
Ditto
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...can't see the image. :(
Ditto
Trio. All I see is a circle with a thick hyphen inside it.
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I'll roll with it.
"No, sorry, this is the docking port for Space Station V. Ellicott Chatham-Clarke Station is in the same orbit, but 90 degrees east. Hope you have enough Delta-V."
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...can't see the image. :(
Ditto
Trio. All I see is a circle with a thick hyphen inside it!
That's a 'forbidden' mark. It means that the hosting company has either deleted the file or has blocked hot-linking.
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Argh. Sorry, I was trying to use Google to host the image because Photobucket was having a bad hair day. I’ll see if I can get it fixed in a bit.
Edit: Okay, I added a second copy of the image. Hopefully everyone can see at least one of them now.
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Tai: One of you will disappear and will never be seen again. We haven't decided yet who it will be, but it won't be Claire nor Emily...
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FLASHBACK #3:
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Faye: What should I do with this thing?
Bubbles: We have a woodchipper out back.
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FAYE: "Hi! What are your views on interspecies dating?"
BUBBLES: "That if I did it, it wouldn't be with you."
Ah... If only they'd known! :lol:
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Faye: “I feel this strange urge to ogle your butt.”
Bubbles: “You may proceed. The small horrible robot, however, must stop.”
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FLASHBACK #4: This is also a thing that happened
(https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/b429/zebgodwin/1/3a9da6aa-a2ca-4142-820c-aa2363a30cb6-original.png)
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MAY: "Hello! I'm the dictionary definition of 'mixed blessing'!"
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DALE: "I never realized until just now that one of my fantasies was to relive Dr. McKennah's last scene from 'Star Trek: Continues.'"
MAY-o-GRAM: "I suppose you think you're Spock. Also, SPOILERS, you jerk."
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“Hi, I’m from Amazon! We’ve decided to make Alexa even creepier!”
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I'll be your ghost of Christmas not to come. ... Yeah, Marley thought it was time for a change of theme.
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Loli-ghost: “My nose? Oh, that’s still in beta-testing.”
Optional Dale: “Along with the rest of your clothes, I guess?”
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Narrator: "I know it sounds crazy ,but something horrible came out of his glasses! And it wasn't Alice!"
MAY: "Hello. I was sent by the government and I am here to help you."
MAY: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope." [static] "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope."
MAY: "I'm a little source code, short and stout; here is my input, here is my out"
MAY: "The jam is mouldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss"
Narrator: "Picture if you will, a digital artist of great talent, unappreciated by those around her, unnoticed by the critics.
What would this artist have to do?
What kind of masterpiece would she have to create to get recognition from those around her?"
May: "Can I be of... assistance." [Starlost computer voice - acting so wooden it makes the petrified forest seem animated in comparison]
I think the coffee kicked in :psyduck:
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“Hi, I’m from Amazon! We’ve decided to make Alexa even creepier!”
Best one so far.
I'll be your ghost of Christmas not to come. ... Yeah, Marley thought it was time for a change of theme.
Budum~bump tish