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Title: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Mar 2019, 06:25

I keep forgetting to do these...

(https://imgur.com/WRhnPUC.jpg)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: BenRG on 13 Mar 2019, 06:40

BRUN: "Bright light...!"

REALTORIA: "The contractor called it the 'Apotheosis Lux Plus'!"

RENEE: "Sure beats the other way to enjoy it!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: Zebediah on 13 Mar 2019, 12:23

Brun: “Wait - is that Elliot?”

Landlady: “Yeah, there’s a hunky guy in the apartment across the alley who sometimes stands shirtless in front of the window. You can think of it as a bonus feature if you’re into that sort of thing.”

Renee: “I’ve seen him shirtless before, but it never gets old!”

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: Gyrre on 13 Mar 2019, 23:19

Brun: "What's that horrible blinding yellow thing?"
Building manager: "That is our planet's star. While it is somewhat horrible, it's entirely necessary. And there are actually some people who enjoy it. We call it the sun."
Reneé: "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas. A gigantic nuclear furnace! It turn hydrogen into helium at a temperature of thousands of degrees."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: Cornelius on 14 Mar 2019, 04:32

Brun: So bright...
Middleperson: Well, we have made a few slight improvements to the standard kitchen appliances. Cooking a turkey now takes about 5 seconds.
Renee: That's definitely not cooking with gas.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: Thrudd on 14 Mar 2019, 12:48

Brun: Is that what I think it is?
Building Manager: If you are thinking what I am thinking then it sure is.
Renee: That is something I definitely would not have expected to see.

Noodles in the process of causing an incident: "Whut?"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: ToodleLew on 14 Mar 2019, 12:59

Quote from: cesium133 on 13 Mar 2019, 06:25

(https://imgur.com/WRhnPUC.jpg)

Brun: "I see a little silhouetto of a man"
Landlord: "Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango"
Renee: "Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: cesium133 on 14 Mar 2019, 18:02

(https://imgur.com/u8GVpl0.jpg)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: Gyrre on 14 Mar 2019, 21:08

Building Manager: "Um... What are you doing?"
Brun: "I live here now."
Reneé: "We have three more apartments to look at after this."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: BenRG on 15 Mar 2019, 00:19

REALTORIA: "So your friend's a Synthetic?"

BRUN: "Everything about this space is cosy and safe!"

RENEE: "No, she just thinks lying down to sleep is 'inefficient'. I swear, she'd dolphin and only sleep half a brain at a time if she could!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 411
Post by: Cornelius on 15 Mar 2019, 00:40

Landlady: The stairs are on the other side of the hallway.
Brun: Doesn't matter, I'll just wait for my Hogwarts letter here.
Renee: Again, you're not a witch, and it's Ilvermorny for America.