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Title: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: cesium133 on 18 Mar 2019, 17:22

(https://imgur.com/VIbL7IK.jpg)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: Gyrre on 18 Mar 2019, 20:56

Brun: "But Fluffy! (https://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,34359.msg1423368.html#msg1423368).
Reneé: "I'm so sorry about this. I had no idea she snuck that thing in here."
Building manager: "Don't worry about it too much. It's not the first pet to get loose during a viewing."


EDIT: Apparently I can't spell today. 'snuch' to 'snuck'
EDIT: specifying Fluffy

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: cybersmurf on 19 Mar 2019, 00:08

but croissants!
I'm sorry, she gets really excited about croissants, amd she skipped breakfast today.
It's OK, there's a bakery right around the corner.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: BenRG on 19 Mar 2019, 00:19

BRUN: "Gimmie! Mine!"

RENEE: "Get out of here whilst I hold her! This sort of stuff always happens when people show her clock catalogues!"

REALTORIA: "The unspoken risks of furnishing a rental!"

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: A small perverse otter on 19 Mar 2019, 17:10

Brun: Braiiins....

Renee: This happens all the time, and it's so annoying

Apartment-person: I wonder why that is?

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: Cornelius on 20 Mar 2019, 04:17

Brun: Gimme!
Renee: Sorry about that. I'm afraid that it'll be hard to get her to leave that clock behind when we leave.
Renting lady: We'll factor that into the rent.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Mar 2019, 17:51

(https://imgur.com/dj8fUOB.jpg)

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: DSL on 20 Mar 2019, 18:08

RENEE: "My dialogue! It's getting away from me!"
ELLIOT: "You might as well get used to it ... see, there goes mine. They're called 'balloons' for a reason."
ROKO: "Mine always seem to have an angle."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: Morituri on 20 Mar 2019, 19:01

Renee:  No, it's NOT burnt!  Pumpernickel is supposed to be that color!  I swear these people are so ignorant!
Elliot:  You know, I keep telling 'em.  Every shade of brown that humans are? There's bread that's the same shade of brown.
Roko:  Huh.  What kind of bread is lavender?  Maybe we're going to have to make something up.

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: BenRG on 21 Mar 2019, 00:20

RENEE: "NOOO! I've forgotten about this afternoon's blind date!"

ELLIOT: "Somehow. It's every other night!"

ROKO: "Human problems..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: cesium133 on 21 Mar 2019, 05:07

Alternatively:

Renee: "Nooo! I've forgotten about this afternoon's blind date!"
Elliot: "Somehow. It's every other night!"
Roko: "I'm right here..."

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: Cornelius on 21 Mar 2019, 08:45

Renee: Alive! It's alive! Aliiiiiive!
Elliot: Her batch is rising.
Roko: Bakers...

Title: Re: QC Captions vol. 412
Post by: A small perverse otter on 21 Mar 2019, 17:31

Renee: Jumping jacks! 1 - 2 - 3
Elliot: They're a kind of exercise for humans.
Roko: Yes, I've heard of them.