THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Gyrre on 24 Aug 2019, 00:55

Title: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 24 Aug 2019, 00:55
Winslow's got it bad. May was truthful, now he's sad. Talking to Momo might make him glad.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 24 Aug 2019, 05:42
Come to think of it, if May got the flight prototype, Emily could probably make it fully functional and get to drop by Union Robotics.

Though, that begs the question as to the method of flight. Astroboy style rocket feet, wings and jet feet, insect-mimetic wing pack (beetle or otherwise), or even just a rotor prop.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 24 Aug 2019, 13:46
I'd like to see May get a better chassis overall but not one spectacularly human-like (like Roko's). It's just a feeling that I'd like to see May remaining distinctly a Synthetic even though she'll now have the options to really 'interface' with humans, if she wants.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Cornelius on 24 Aug 2019, 14:57
You know, considering the range of options that can be seen in the comic, they might want to keep a close eye on the kind of chassis that might be offered. I can easily imagine a story line where the person in charge checks and sees that in fact, yes, there is a newer chassis available, and they can shift her into that. Only to end with Roko carrying May to see her parole officer, as a toaster.

I think she'll stay with an anthropomorphic chassis, but there are other options. Toaster, assembly arm, forklift, sentient door,...
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 24 Aug 2019, 15:42
Sentient door?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: hedgie on 24 Aug 2019, 16:24
Complete with GPP.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: zisraelsen on 24 Aug 2019, 16:27
Ah, yes. chekhov's emu.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: brasca on 24 Aug 2019, 17:34
Come to think of it, if May got the flight prototype, Emily could probably make it fully functional and get to drop by Union Robotics.

Though, that begs the question as to the method of flight. Astroboy style rocket feet, wings and jet feet, insect-mimetic wing pack (beetle or otherwise), or even just a rotor prop.

Either that or Hannelore puts in a good word for May with her Dad’s AI R&D.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Aug 2019, 18:38
Sentient door?

"Please don't enjoy your journey through this door, fucktard."
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 24 Aug 2019, 19:29
Complete with GPP.

Sounds ghastly.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 24 Aug 2019, 20:33
Come to think of it, if May got the flight prototype, Emily could probably make it fully functional and get to drop by Union Robotics.

Though, that begs the question as to the method of flight. Astroboy style rocket feet, wings and jet feet, insect-mimetic wing pack (beetle or otherwise), or even just a rotor prop.

Either that or Hannelore puts in a good word for May with her Dad’s AI R&D.

I doubt May will get a Seeker style chassis (she's definitely no Starscream), but it might very well be an anime reference that may or may not temporarily break Marigold's and/or Dale's brains.

EDIT: I suppose I should state that I assume any sort of transforming chassis May got wouldn't really be ridable for adult humans unless it her a go-kart, mo-ped, or motorcycle. Anything else would likely be a largish model-sized version that could reasonably transform in to a vaguely humanoid form that was probably 6ft (1m) or shorter.

Angry-dorito (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/File:RevengeOfTheFallenStarscream.jpg) May would be kind of hilarious at only 4ft tall.  If May got to choose, she might go for the TFPrime version.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Near Lurker on 24 Aug 2019, 21:24
...largish model-sized version that could reasonably transform in to a vaguely humanoid form that was probably 6ft (1m) or shorter.

...uhhh...
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 25 Aug 2019, 02:30
...largish model-sized version that could reasonably transform in to a vaguely humanoid form that was probably 6ft (1m) or shorter.

...uhhh...
RC airplanes can get fairly realistic and large. If (and that's a big 'if') May got something like that, it'd probably have a wing span no more than a meter (3ft) across and a humanoid form no more than twice Pintsize's height. And, this would be a prototype that didn't work right, so it'd probably be stuck in the humanoid form.

There's also the possibility somebody tried to do a better version of this (below) with a Power Wheels (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Wheels) like toy.
I know, I know. But it's the shortest vid I found with live footage.

EDIT: forgot to link to wikipedia, and (hopefully) better explaining myself.
EDIT 2: metric misconvertion correction and highlighting text
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 25 Aug 2019, 02:56
You might want to check your metric to imperial/imperial to metric conversions, there...
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 25 Aug 2019, 03:37
You might want to check your metric to imperial/imperial to metric conversions, there...
*derp*

Fixed
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: JimC on 25 Aug 2019, 05:40
RC airplanes can get fairly realistic and large.
There's been such a thing as ~full sized RC aeroplanes since the first world war, although they didn't really start being useful (targets mainly) until about the 1930s.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 25 Aug 2019, 06:26
RC airplanes can get fairly realistic and large.
There's been such a thing as ~full sized RC aeroplanes since the first world war, although they didn't really start being useful (targets mainly) until about the 1930s.
I didn't realize we had full-sized ones that early on. Though I imagine they're a bit cheaper to produce now and a fair bit more reliable.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Aug 2019, 07:35
Is it just me, or this thread starting to drone on?

 :claireface:
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Aug 2019, 10:08
Just flights of fancy.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: shanejayell on 25 Aug 2019, 14:48
She might not get a new model at all, and just get the battery swapped out. Or a seperate battery pack...
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: shanejayell on 25 Aug 2019, 19:19
New strip up!

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4076

Faye, "Kid, we're barely breaking even at this point..."
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 25 Aug 2019, 19:20
I think Sam could say she was a "company artist" or a "artistic director" for a "local entrepreneurial company".
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 25 Aug 2019, 19:22
Faye, "Kid, we're barely breaking even at this point..."

Depending on how old Sam is and how many hours she does her artistic work means that they can maybe give her some pocket money. I seriously doubt she's 15, so Sam probably does just a couple of hours during the week.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: OldGoat on 25 Aug 2019, 20:07
RC airplanes can get fairly realistic and large.
There's been such a thing as ~full sized RC aeroplanes since the first world war, although they didn't really start being useful (targets mainly) until about the 1930s.
IIRC Joe Kennedy Junior (JFK's elder brother) died testing one during WWII (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_P._Kennedy_Jr.#Operations_Anvil_and_Aphrodite).  The "mystery" surrounding his death was due to the security blackout on the incident.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: SeattleCrochetWoman on 25 Aug 2019, 21:08
Sam is what, 14 or 15? Does she need to start worrying about her resume so soon?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Near Lurker on 25 Aug 2019, 21:42
...what other than painting can she do without power tools?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Aug 2019, 22:23
Get all up in people's face meats?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Cornelius on 25 Aug 2019, 22:29
Sam is what, 14 or 15? Does she need to start worrying about her resume so soon?
She does. A lot of entry level positions, aren't. Well, that is to say, it's still the same job, but they require experience.
Some industries have even gone beyond unpaid internships to gain experience, and require you pay for the privilege. All the while complaining about how hard it is to find people.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Mr Intrepid on 25 Aug 2019, 22:45
...what other than painting can she do without power tools?
Well if you bend the power tool rule, she can get an airbrush, compressor and a respirator and up her game.  Maybe appeal to her older friends (the cast) to help out with the cost.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 25 Aug 2019, 23:00
Ah! So, we're about to see the start of a new character arc: Sam the Summer Intern! I'm looking forward to her interactions with Roko, Melon and maybe May. I have no doubt that this summer could end up lasting years IRL, like the summer at Smif Library, if Jeph enjoys the resulting character interactions enough!

I think that it will indeed be a horizon-broadening experience for Sam to work with fixed start and end times, rules about hygiene and equipment safety and less opportunity for 'free learning'. Sam will need to learn to work with people and actually please customers. I'm sure it will be a bit of a culture shock for her to be in a situation when she can't automatically rely on her undoubted cuteness and intelligence to her her own way and be able to slip away when she gets bored. It will be interesting to see if she's able to stick it out!

...what other than painting can she do without power tools?

Stacking parts, inventory work, filling out and filing all the papers that Faye and Bubbles don't have time to fill out and making sure that customers in the queue have an unending supply of relaxing teas. Boring? Welcome to the real world, Miss Bean.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 26 Aug 2019, 00:10
Sam is what, 14 or 15? Does she need to start worrying about her resume so soon?
She does. A lot of entry level positions, aren't. Well, that is to say, it's still the same job, but they require experience.
Some industries have even gone beyond unpaid internships to gain experience, and require you pay for the privilege. All the while complaining about how hard it is to find people.
I blame the 'infinite growth' model.
It's not the direct answer for everything, but it's the source of a lot of America's economic and job market issues. That along with the typically ass-hattery directed towards convicted felons. But that side of things has already been discussed at length.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: SeattleCrochetWoman on 26 Aug 2019, 02:54
Sam is what, 14 or 15? Does she need to start worrying about her resume so soon?
She does. A lot of entry level positions, aren't. Well, that is to say, it's still the same job, but they require experience.
Some industries have even gone beyond unpaid internships to gain experience, and require you pay for the privilege. All the while complaining about how hard it is to find people.

Even for high school kids? She’s probably got at least 3 more years of high school, followed by college. Is It going to impact the jobs she gets in college or after if she didn’t have a job at age 14?  If she is 14. Even if she’s 15.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: hedgie on 26 Aug 2019, 03:22
I blame the 'infinite growth' model.
It's not the direct answer for everything, but it's the source of a lot of America's economic and job market issues. That along with the typically ass-hattery directed towards convicted felons. But that side of things has already been discussed at length.

Oh, those are a number of reasons why we're fucked.  Given the housing situation, especially here in California, we really need to do something where people can afford a reasonable standard of living somewhere within five miles of their workplace, regardless of industry or education.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Wingy on 26 Aug 2019, 05:08
Clearly Sam's had a growth spurt, though I'm not so sure I like the boyishness displayed.  We shall see.  Of course, she could intern at CoD while Emily is away.

RE: May's body.  I still think a swap of some sort where Roko ends up donating her current chassis to May would cause all kinds of hilarity and force May to grow up some more.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Zebediah on 26 Aug 2019, 07:57
In case anyone is curious, here (https://www.mass.gov/service-details/massachusetts-laws-regulating-minors-work-hours) is a summary of youth employment regulations in Massachusetts.

Of note: persons under 16 may not operate, clean, or repair power-driven machinery
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Thrudd on 26 Aug 2019, 08:49
As mention in the previous thread with regards to May's options for an upgrade there are two options that I mentioned that are viable.

Find finding a supply of older parts in good condition from various locations scattered around the contra and just rebuild/replace all the shoddy bits.
She will remain the cranky antique but without the fall-apart issues.

They find a first or second gen Real Doll chassis in excellent condition just gathering dust in a back corner of a warehouse.
There was not as much call for them due to a lack of interest on both the AI and companion sides of the equation at the time.
It just so happens to have the same design as her holographic persona right down to the frilly maid outfit.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 26 Aug 2019, 10:17
Surprising attitude from a dad who's on record as saying: "Being someone else's employee is the worst." (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1956)
Well, maybe not too surprising -- don't all parents eventually fall into the "Do as I say, not as I do" trap?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: dutchrvl on 26 Aug 2019, 10:21
Sam is what, 14 or 15? Does she need to start worrying about her resume so soon?
She does. A lot of entry level positions, aren't. Well, that is to say, it's still the same job, but they require experience.
Some industries have even gone beyond unpaid internships to gain experience, and require you pay for the privilege. All the while complaining about how hard it is to find people.

Even for high school kids? She’s probably got at least 3 more years of high school, followed by college. Is It going to impact the jobs she gets in college or after if she didn’t have a job at age 14?  If she is 14. Even if she’s 15.

Side note from a transplant from the Netherlands: when I moved to the US for graduate school > 10 years ago, it was fascinating to learn and see that here, it seems to be considered pretty much essential for your career perspectives to get involved in as much as possible outside of your curriculum.
Edit: for example, one of the first things other students would ask me after I moved here was "what are you involved in (outside of class)?". This is very different from the Netherlands, where doing extra stuff like committees/volunteering/boards etc. is nice-to-have and could potentially help with your career but are far from considered essential. In other words, focusing on your studies only would not count against you, while I have gotten the impression that in the US it does(?). Seems like doing extracurricular stuff is encouraged from very early on too. Am I mistaken? Is this a regional thing?

PS: I'm not saying whether 1 or the other is better, just commenting that it seems a cultural difference.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 26 Aug 2019, 13:50
Outside interests are certainly of interest to potential schools and employers in the US.
I once worked for a publisher who said he wouldn't hire anyone for managing editor or higher if they didn't have some sort of off-the-wall outside interest to help them deal with job stress. Working for those off-the-wall editors certainly had me in search of stress relief.
At a lower level, employers like to see if you have any hobbies that affect the group health insurance plan.
Schools just like to see if you're a well-rounded individual, whatever the hell that is.
One exception that I know of:  A friend of mine who dropped out of medical school told me the people in charge of his program informed him they were concerned he had interests outside of medical studies (photography, music) that led them to question whether he was taking his medical studies seriously.
I do know I've had potential employers ask me questions that, nowadays, I would answer with "That's really none of your business. Goodbye."
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 26 Aug 2019, 14:28
Sam is what, 14 or 15? Does she need to start worrying about her resume so soon?
She does. A lot of entry level positions, aren't. Well, that is to say, it's still the same job, but they require experience.
Some industries have even gone beyond unpaid internships to gain experience, and require you pay for the privilege. All the while complaining about how hard it is to find people.

Even for high school kids? She’s probably got at least 3 more years of high school, followed by college. Is It going to impact the jobs she gets in college or after if she didn’t have a job at age 14?  If she is 14. Even if she’s 15.

Side note from a transplant from the Netherlands: when I moved to the US for graduate school > 10 years ago, it was fascinating to learn and see that here, it seems to be considered pretty much essential for your career perspectives to get involved in as much as possible outside of your curriculum.
Edit: for example, one of the first things other students would ask me after I moved here was "what are you involved in (outside of class)?". This is very different from the Netherlands, where doing extra stuff like committees/volunteering/boards etc. is nice-to-have and could potentially help with your career but are far from considered essential. In other words, focusing on your studies only would not count against you, while I have gotten the impression that in the US it does(?). Seems like doing extracurricular stuff is encouraged from very early on too. Am I mistaken? Is this a regional thing?

PS: I'm not saying whether 1 or the other is better, just commenting that it seems a cultural difference.

I blame all the extroverts in power. :-D

EDIT: If I had to guess, it's probably meant to determine out-goingness or drive or something like that; with a side helping of subtle classism. It is a "networking" method, after all. And in America, it's less about what you know and more about who.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 26 Aug 2019, 14:57
Surprising attitude from a dad who's on record as saying: "Being someone else's employee is the worst." (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1956)
Well, maybe not too surprising -- don't all parents eventually fall into the "Do as I say, not as I do" trap?

What, you think she could become a business owner without once having been employed and be good at it? Really?

If he opposed goals to become a business owner, that would be "do as I say, not as I do." Telling her to start by getting a job is "do as I did."
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Aug 2019, 15:19
Hmm. The skill sets of employment and entrepreneurship are different, but they overlap.

Sam can possibly benefit from learning to plan, schedule, and follow through on projects. That's part of the overlap.

And, as you point out, that's how Jim got started himself.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 26 Aug 2019, 15:26
Sam can possibly benefit from learning to plan, schedule, and follow through on projects. That's part of the overlap.

That is definitely true, yes.

You could possibly even learn that without getting a job. Learning to lead people, on the other hand, does involve learning what makes for good leadership, and what makes for bad leadership. And there's really only one way to grok that.

And that's by starting at the bottom.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Aug 2019, 15:31
Ooh! Had not thought of that.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 26 Aug 2019, 16:02
Surprising attitude from a dad who's on record as saying: "Being someone else's employee is the worst." (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1956)
Well, maybe not too surprising -- don't all parents eventually fall into the "Do as I say, not as I do" trap?

I've run a few training days and have worked with people who have tried to start their own business. Generally speaking, the businesses that are most likely to fail are the ones by people who have just gotten out of university. You need some experience, you need to start somewhere and frankly it shouldn't be in the deep end of the pool that is business.

Yes, Jim worked for someone else at some stage, but decided he wanted to be his own boss. He also probably works longer hours than he did when he was working for someone else. But he more than likely learned the ropes, ordering stock, building up connections and gaining experience. And as he is his own boss, I doubt he'd want to go back to "regular employment."

But Sam, well, she's his daughter and he knows that she isn't like most people and knows that, yeah, she could work at the bakery, but that won't satisfy her in any way. That or he's afraid that she'll lose an arm trying to feed the kneading machine. But Jim is savvy enough to know that his daughter needs to start somewhere. It's not hypocrisy, its a father teaching his daughter that she needs to pay her dues.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 26 Aug 2019, 16:15
Quoth Tova:
What, you think she could become a business owner without once having been employed and be good at it? Really?

Didn't say that; didn't say anything about Sam owning a business straightaway. I said it's a surprising attitude on her father's part. Perhaps I should have said it's a surprising attitude toward her desire to base her career on her talent at supplying a form of art for which there has been evidenced at least some demand. Very well; I now say that. I will further say it's a surprising attitude from an entrepreneur in an economy in which you never know what skills and abilities translate to an employer's needs.

You are free to make and state whatever interpretation you like of what I said; I cannot stop you. I will, however, insist you own that interpretation as your own, and not impute it to me.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Penquin47 on 26 Aug 2019, 17:04
"Drawing skulls on robots" is not going to look good on a resume.

However, "spray artist, independent contractor through Union Robotics" will look fine, especially when paired with satisfied clients to have as references, and depending on the job she's applying for, pictures to include in a portfolio.  It's a fine job for a young teenager.  No different from babysitting or running a lawn care or dogwalking summer business, except that it comes with Faye and Bubbles who she can list as business references.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 26 Aug 2019, 17:10
Sam can possibly benefit from learning to plan, schedule, and follow through on projects. That's part of the overlap.

That is definitely true, yes.

You could possibly even learn that without getting a job. Learning to lead people, on the other hand, does involve learning what makes for good leadership, and what makes for bad leadership. And there's really only one way to grok that.

And that's by starting at the bottom.

[In a mockingly ridiculous voice] "But that's what business college is for."
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 26 Aug 2019, 18:26
Quoth Tova:
What, you think she could become a business owner without once having been employed and be good at it? Really?

Didn't say that; didn't say anything about Sam owning a business straightaway. I said it's a surprising attitude on her father's part. Perhaps I should have said it's a surprising attitude toward her desire to base her career on her talent at supplying a form of art for which there has been evidenced at least some demand. Very well; I now say that. I will further say it's a surprising attitude from an entrepreneur in an economy in which you never know what skills and abilities translate to an employer's needs.

You are free to make and state whatever interpretation you like of what I said; I cannot stop you. I will, however, insist you own that interpretation as your own, and not impute it to me.

I was asking, actually. I was aware that you hadn't said it, or I wouldn't have asked. It seemed a reasonable question given that you said (my emphasis):

Surprising attitude from a dad who's on record as saying: "Being someone else's employee is the worst." (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1956)

"It's a surprising attitude toward her desire to base her career on her talent at supplying a form of art for which there has been evidenced at least some demand."

Yes, perhaps you should have said that. It's hard for me to how the statement "Being someone else's employee is the worst" bears any relevance. But thanks for clarifying.

With regards to your new statement, I don't think it's that surprising, really. One can only suppose that he thinks that a career running a cafe (say) has solid potential, but a career as an artist does not. It's a common attitude.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DaiJB on 26 Aug 2019, 18:51
You do not eat Chaos Loaf. Chaos Loaf eats you.

Re May's new chassis: something intimidating, physically and sexually. She has stated that she has had a lifetime of hating humans - yet she gleefully anticipated making a living out of sexual favours for those same humans, including doing "unspeakable things to a human man with a watermelon"  :-P

Makes me wonder - would a dominatrix role suit May? Coming soon! - "May meets Marten's Mom"  :-D
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: shanejayell on 26 Aug 2019, 19:18
Chaos loaf?

Chaos?

.....

Explains alot.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/941/010/a19.jpg)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 26 Aug 2019, 19:27
The QC universe sure does experience a high number of noodle incidents.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: St.Clair on 26 Aug 2019, 20:54
Only a hundred?  A little googling found me a page (https://www.ecology.com/birth-death-rates/) which estimates about that many people die every minute.  Maybe that's just in the Boston area?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: OldGoat on 26 Aug 2019, 21:54
Chaos loaf?

Chaos?

.....

Explains alot.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/941/010/a19.jpg)

Now THAT is a horrible little goblin!
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 26 Aug 2019, 23:19
Over on Patreon, everyone wanted to know more about the Chaos Loaf incident but I'm confident that it's a Noodle Incident and will never be directly referred to again. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Elliott or Renee mention at least once that all the kitchen equipment had to be replaced a couple of years back and get evasive when asked why.

No, the two things that stand out to me in today's strip are these:

Firstly, Jim really has less control of Sam than he'd like and I think it may be a bit late to turn back that clock, given that I suspect that she's been given a huge degree of latitude on what she does since the divorce. It's clear that he's not at all happy for Sam to be working at Union Robotics and doing sprays rather than learning 'real work skills' ('real' being an arbitrary value that is probably unique to Jim's demographic). However, he really doesn't have the time... or possibly the patience... to find someone who is willing to do that for her. He sent Sam to find her own summer job and, naturally, the only place Sam went to is Union Robotics. This has nothing to do with the work done there and everything to do with the fact Faye works there. I'm sure she would have gone to Coffee of Doom if Faye hadn't been fired.

Secondly, the only thing that really overcame Jim's concerns is the fact that Bubbles is clearly promising to take charge and be responsible for Sam. It is clear that he trusts Bubbles far more than he does Faye. However, I don't think that's unreasonable at all. Hell, I'm sure that Faye would say that she trusts Bubbles more than she trusts herself!
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Cornelius on 27 Aug 2019, 00:24
Come to think of it, it's not a huge leap for the Secret Bakery to branch out to artisanal pasta. They have the ingredients.

Side note from a transplant from the Netherlands: when I moved to the US for graduate school > 10 years ago, it was fascinating to learn and see that here, it seems to be considered pretty much essential for your career perspectives to get involved in as much as possible outside of your curriculum.
Edit: for example, one of the first things other students would ask me after I moved here was "what are you involved in (outside of class)?". This is very different from the Netherlands, where doing extra stuff like committees/volunteering/boards etc. is nice-to-have and could potentially help with your career but are far from considered essential. In other words, focusing on your studies only would not count against you, while I have gotten the impression that in the US it does(?). Seems like doing extracurricular stuff is encouraged from very early on too. Am I mistaken? Is this a regional thing?

PS: I'm not saying whether 1 or the other is better, just commenting that it seems a cultural difference.
Oh, it's arriving this side of the pond as well. I know of at least one higher education programme that has made extracurriculars mandatory. As in, you have to prove participation in extracurricular activities, to be able to graduate, even if it's counting only towards 1/4 credit as Professional Personality.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: jwhouk on 27 Aug 2019, 05:06
And now we know why the giant blender thing (https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1845) was on fire.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Wingy on 27 Aug 2019, 05:12
But Sam, well, she's his daughter and he knows that she isn't like most people and knows that, yeah, she could work at the bakery, but that won't satisfy her in any way. That or he's afraid that she'll lose an arm trying to feed the kneading machine. But Jim is savvy enough to know that his daughter needs to start somewhere. It's not hypocrisy, its a father teaching his daughter that she needs to pay her dues.
If sprays are the robot equivalents of henna tattoos, with laser-engraving being the real tattoo equivalent, imagine the business Sam could get into for robot weddings, if she's got the temperament to sit still long enough to do that kind of intricate work.  She might grow into it - her earlier, and hyper, self probably couldn't do it.   :meh:

And Jim has realized that she's just not cut out for a bakery job.  Sam's far more interested in how things work than the particular outcome of a process (which bread and scones are).  Properly trained, Sam might well turn out to be a fine mechanical or civil engineer, both of which require detailed mechanical knowledge and more than a little artistic talent.  UR could be a fine starting point for that, with sprays being an optional hobby/side-hustle.   :-o :-D
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Perfectly Reasonable on 27 Aug 2019, 07:07
Chaos Loaf recipe:

Easy. Whatever you have on hand.
A bit of this, a bit of that, some 'it seemed like a good idea at the time'.
Mash ingredients and set aside to foment.
Quell the uprising with punches and stabs.
Quickly place in overheated oven before second thoughts arise.
Serves: anyone who can't get out of the way in time.


Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Cornelius on 27 Aug 2019, 07:51
One of the few recipes they have, that includes a blast radius.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 27 Aug 2019, 10:29
One assumes the recipe includes noodles.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Mr_Rose on 27 Aug 2019, 11:19
One assumes the recipe includes noodles.
Only incidentally though.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Thrudd on 27 Aug 2019, 11:51
Now THAT is a horrible little goblin!
Not for long if someone in particular has anything to say about it.
(click to show/hide)
Come to think of it, it's not a huge leap for the Secret Bakery to branch out to artisanal pasta. They have the ingredients.
Also the exact same ingredients but prepared in a very different way is BEER
Cheers!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/653a7e33c8d4a56efd3bb625aa95565d4ab85436973183831f6638a990d88897.gif)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Cornelius on 27 Aug 2019, 15:22
Part of which can be recycled back into bread. I've been keeping the yeast from the dredges of my last batch, and been using it for barbecue bread this summer. But that's for another couple of threads.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Sorflakne on 27 Aug 2019, 22:39
Adulthood expectation: I ca do whatever I want!

Adulthood reality: Have to work, pay bills, do house cleaning, run errands like getting groceries, change oil on car, maintain house if owned, take care of kids, deal with existential dread of stuff you were blissfully ignorant of as a kid, worry about retirement savings, wonder if you have a proper disaster kit in place...but if you do all that and at the end of the day still have money left over and time, then yeah, you can do whatever you want (which is probably sleep).
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 27 Aug 2019, 23:14
All I can say is:

"Bwahahaha!"

Oh, Sam had that coming for being cheeky to Bubbles!

Yes, young Miss Bean has a very steep learning curve ahead of her, one that her 'free' upbringing is going to have left her ill-equipped to handle. As of now, Faye isn't a friend with whom she's hanging out. From now on, she and Bubbles are Sam's bosses and something tells me that Sam is still young enough that she will have have a hard time adjusting to dealing with non-parental authority figures.

On the flip side, if she's still interested in working with Faye and Bubbles after cleaning up the work-space, then she's proven that she has the personal discipline to actually start learning and helping with the important stuff. I think it will be very interesting to see if she passes this test!
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Aug 2019, 23:44
Hazing ritual then? Why not cultivate her gifts straightforwardly without artificial obstacles?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 27 Aug 2019, 23:52
Not an artificial obstacle or a hazing ritual. A real test to see if Sam has the discipline and commitment needed to learn useful skills over a period of weeks or if she'll just run off the minute things get boring. There's no reason to even bother to start on the training process until that question is answered.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 28 Aug 2019, 00:28
I wonder if she will suspect anything when they ask her to wax AI chassis.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 28 Aug 2019, 04:04
Hazing ritual then? Why not cultivate her gifts straightforwardly without artificial obstacles?

Its not hazing, its just that everyone starts at the bottom. And it's a good lesson for Sam to learn.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Eternal_Newbie on 28 Aug 2019, 06:31
Hazing ritual then? Why not cultivate her gifts straightforwardly without artificial obstacles?
As long as they dont send her out for 1000 foot of flight line or blinker fluid, she's fine
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: mahlernut on 28 Aug 2019, 07:08
Of course she doesn't have a printer in her butt, Sam.  If she did, where would she keep the flares?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: sitnspin on 28 Aug 2019, 07:13
Not an artificial obstacle or a hazing ritual. A real test to see if Sam has the discipline and commitment needed to learn useful skills over a period of weeks or if she'll just run off the minute things get boring. There's no reason to even bother to start on the training process until that question is answered.
This. When I was apprenticing as a tattoo artist, I didn't get to jump immediately to giving tattoos. I had to start out cleaning the shop and then cleaning equipment, etc. If you're wanting to work in a specialised industry, you gotta start with the basics first and work your way up.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Thrudd on 28 Aug 2019, 07:33
All too true but there is also another reason for that.
Diligence, good housekeeping and sanitation.
You need that knowledge set for those times you have to clean up after yourself.

There is also a secondary benefit in that as they do their routine of boring cleaning.
Their laziness synchronizes with their diligence and they figure out the best way to get things done to acceptable levels as quickly and easily as possible.
Then as the boredom of the routine sets in they start noticing things about what they are cleaning up and around.
Mind you this only happens with those with active minds and high curiosity levels.
This leads to more insightful levels of questioning about the equipment and work being done.

This may prove to be a fun little adventure in intern land if the story is willing to go there.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Aug 2019, 10:59
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kepler.jpg)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: brasca on 28 Aug 2019, 13:20
Hazing ritual then? Why not cultivate her gifts straightforwardly without artificial obstacles?
As long as they dont send her out for 1000 foot of flight line or blinker fluid, she's fine

Or fetch the breastplate stretcher.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Case on 28 Aug 2019, 19:06
Hmmmh - Now I'm wondering about the emergencies that other colors might signify.

Code Indigo - "The intern has found an experimental nanoassembler suite. Initiate sterilization protocols"
Code Maroon - "Two Cappriciosa with anchovies"
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 28 Aug 2019, 19:21
Yes it is a new comic

Okay. Now it's hazing.  :evil:
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Aug 2019, 19:23
I was just coming by to say that.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Scarlet Manuka on 28 Aug 2019, 22:27
In case anyone is curious, here (https://www.mass.gov/service-details/massachusetts-laws-regulating-minors-work-hours) is a summary of youth employment regulations in Massachusetts.

Of note: persons under 16 may not operate, clean, or repair power-driven machinery
Or, further down, work with dangerous electrical machinery or appliances.

Also, they may not perform any baking activities. So the Chaos Loaf incident was probaby illegal as well.

Even under-18s have some relevant restrictions. They may not:
- Use circular, chain, or band saws; guillotine shears; wood chippers; and abrasive cutting discs
- Use power-driven metal-forming, punching, or shearing machines
- Use buffing or polishing equipment

Perhaps the laws are less stringent in the QC universe. Otherwise there's not much Sam will be able to do around UR (other than sprays).
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DaiJB on 28 Aug 2019, 22:39
I'm sure she would have gone to Coffee of Doom if Faye hadn't been fired.


Of course! That would have been a perfect alternative! I'm sure Sam would get along brilliantly with the spiders!  :-D


edit: And exploding coffee machines! I forgot all about the exploding coffee machine!
...On second thought, maybe it's best if Sam stays as far away from CoD as possible...  :-\
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: oddtail on 28 Aug 2019, 23:18
It might be because in Polish, the word "Fuchsia" actually has the "-ks-" pronunciation, so the spelling ("fuksja" in Polish) is more obvious from how the word sounds than in English* , but I find the misspelling as "Fuschia" distracting. I keep mentally parsing it as something pronounced "fus-kya".

Yes, I know it's a nitpick. Can't help it.

*I didn't know until today morning that in English it's pronounced "foo-shya". I always figured it's "fook-sya".
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 28 Aug 2019, 23:21
Okay now they're approaching hazing territory. Although, IMO, it's still fairly harmless teasing. I would say that it's only hazing if there's an element of planned ritual humiliation to it and they let Sam find out that the doohickey is a shelf bracket on her own after taking it to the police station for 'disposal'. This, on the other hand, was just a spontaneous outburst of humour.

FWIW, I like the idea of 'Code Fuchsia and I wonder how its name came about. For some reason, I can see Mess Orderly 2nd Class Bubbles chasing a yappy dog around the mess hall with a purple dishcloth. Well... it wasn't really purple as much as fuchsia, hence the name.

I can also see Mechanic 3rd Class Bubbles, just starting out at the Motor Pool, being sent for a can of headlight fluid and a left-handed spanner whilst knowing that there's no such thing but realising that this is a sort of initiation and that, if she didn't do it, Master Sergeant Bully would just get madder at the 'tin can soldier'. That, by the way, is hazing.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: brasca on 28 Aug 2019, 23:22
Yes it is a new comic

Okay. Now it's hazing.  :evil:

Yes, and I don't think it's something they should be joking about.  I'm not sure who is President of the United States in the Questionable Content universe, but if it's Duke Orangegrab then I'd be terrified that he might just order a missile strike. 
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Aug 2019, 00:33
Since Sam has been left by her parent, is she now the waif of the fuchsia?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: JoeCovenant on 29 Aug 2019, 03:54
*I didn't know until today morning that in English it's pronounced "foo-shya". I always figured it's "fook-sya".

It's actually more "Fyew-shuh".

Or in scots...  "Busheez!" ;)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Wingy on 29 Aug 2019, 05:29
Hazing ritual then? Why not cultivate her gifts straightforwardly without artificial obstacles?
As long as they dont send her out for 1000 foot of flight line or blinker fluid, she's fine

Or fetch the breastplate stretcher.
Or a bucket of fog.  Of course, given that she likes the outdoors, a quick snipe-hunting trip might be possible.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Inconsequential on 29 Aug 2019, 05:45
I gotta say, Sam's multiple band-aids certainly fit her enthusiastic and accident-prone personality.

Also, I love how Bubbles and Faye can damn near read each other's minds.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Aug 2019, 09:20
My favorite story about messing with the new guy is from when vacuum tubes ruled the earth. A new guy in the Signal Corps was ordered to go to supply and get a Fallopian Tube.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 29 Aug 2019, 09:40
I have told more than a few people to get a bucket of steam and a bottle of elbow grease.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Thrudd on 29 Aug 2019, 11:20
What? No mention of the classic Henway.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Aug 2019, 13:16
I have told more than a few people to get a bucket of steam and a bottle of elbow grease.

I asked a retired chemical engineer, if a coal shovel is for shoveling coal and a snow shovel is for shoveling snow, what is a steam shovel for?

He explained that back in his day, before pipes had been invented, steam had to be shoveled into buckets to be carried around.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 29 Aug 2019, 13:56
I asked a retired chemical engineer, if a coal shovel is for shoveling coal and a snow shovel is for shoveling snow, what is a steam shovel for?

He explained that back in his day, before pipes had been invented, steam had to be shoveled into buckets to be carried around.

Translation: "Son, don't ask dumb-ass questions unless you want dumb-ass answers!"
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Mr_Rose on 29 Aug 2019, 14:05
My favorite story about messing with the new guy is from when vacuum tubes ruled the earth. A new guy in the Signal Corps was ordered to go to supply and get a Fallopian Tube.
I once heard a story about someone that turned this around on the guys that sent him. Came back hours later with rumpled hair and a mis-buttoned uniform and said the nice lady in stores had a couple but they were in use already, though she did let him inspect them so he’d know what to look for next time…
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Stoutfellow on 29 Aug 2019, 18:56
Comic's up.

At least it wasn't a cassowary.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Raptorofwar on 29 Aug 2019, 19:02
Comic's up.

At least it wasn't a cassowary.

https://xkcd.com/2090/
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: cesium133 on 29 Aug 2019, 19:22
I feel called out by this comic...
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Inconsequential on 29 Aug 2019, 19:35
I like how Nurse Faye immediately understood that the green lady might not want to whip her pants off right in front of her colleague and hustled him out.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 29 Aug 2019, 20:51
Hazing ritual then? Why not cultivate her gifts straightforwardly without artificial obstacles?
As long as they dont send her out for 1000 foot of flight line or blinker fluid, she's fine

Or fetch the breastplate stretcher.
Or a bucket of fog.  Of course, given that she likes the outdoors, a quick snipe-hunting trip might be possible.
Interestingly enough, in some regions "snipe hunting" now refers to (typically broke) smokers collecting partial cigarettes from public ashtrays so they can smoke them.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 29 Aug 2019, 21:15
I think that a good response to being sent out to get blinker fluid would be to bring back a bottle of eye drops.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Perfectly Reasonable on 29 Aug 2019, 21:32
'Better be fast with those drinks...'
Good thing Coffee of Doom is just down the street.

Kinda surprised by Faye's language here.
"Get the lady a tea. And some coffee for whiskers."

Maybe we'll learn a little more about the Emu Incident. Not counting on it though. And never intrude on a nesting goose.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: JimC on 29 Aug 2019, 22:17
All too true but there is also another reason for that.
As i may have said before, it doesn't matter how sophisticated your company is, someone still has to clean the toilet, and if there's an outbreak of infectious disease they may become the most important person in the company.

The lot of a saturday kid/holiday temp in any small business is to do what they are legally allowed to, competent at and where errors won't impact customers. There's often not too many choices, and sometimes the most difficult part is keeping them busy without impacting the productivity of the skilled folk.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: BenRG on 29 Aug 2019, 23:35
Ouch! Oh poor Chimevera! Looking at the angle in her leg, that emu must have a hell of a kick to do that to what is probably aviation-quality duralanium! I also love her blush in panel 2. It reminds us of just how human the anthropomimietic synthetics generally are in terms of their reaction to social taboos like nudity. It's a nice little touch.

Yes, Sam is an intern and, as predicted, that means she's automatically the one selected to run errands or fetch snacks. Additionally, I suspect that Faye wants her out of the way so she doesn't interfere with the process or embarrass Chimevera by treating her like a curiosity.

That said, sending Sam to Coffee of Doom at  this moment does open some interesting possibilities for the next phase of  this arc. Several of those possibilities are:
I'm sure that there are lots of more interesting options that others can come up with. The point is that I suspect that we're going to be following Sam's journey next, not the repairs to Chimevera's leg. She's not going to see any of that work because of the adventure that she's just leaving to start!
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 30 Aug 2019, 00:49
Every time I see 'Chimevera' my brain goes "key-maw-ver-uh" even though I'm fairly certain that the 'chime' part is meant to be said like the word  "chime".
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: St.Clair on 30 Aug 2019, 01:18
Every time I see 'Chimevera' my brain goes "key-maw-ver-uh" even though I'm fairly certain that the 'chime' part is meant to be said like the word  "chime".

I believe "chimera" (and thus, this derivative of it) is usually pronounced with a hard "K" or "Kh" (think "Christ") rather than the "ch-" you'd expect from "church", "chimpanzee", et al.
So I would go with "ky-muh-ver-uh", or possibly "-veer-uh" if the second part is intended to be based on the common first name "Vera".

EDIT: ... actually, now I think the whole name was meant to be a rhyming pun on "primavera", which means that you were actually entirely right the first time! 
(as the first syllable there is "preem", not "prime")
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: ZoeB on 30 Aug 2019, 01:57
Comic's up.

At least it wasn't a cassowary.

Cassowary foot and claw.

(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Zf4ak6EUXkUryghrQceZ9D-1024-80.jpg)

HMM… Death picked up a book at random and read the cover.
DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DaiJB on 30 Aug 2019, 02:00
Comic's up.

At least it wasn't a cassowary.

True that. I've read that if you want a pretty fair idea of what it would have been like to tangle with a fast dinosaur raptor like Deinonychus or Velociraptor, go and annoy a cassowary - 100 pounds, able to leap five feet in order to slash you with 5 inch claws designed for disemboweling...
Emus, on the other hand, are usually pretty chill - eat your hand if they're used to humans being around. (Oops, sorry, eat from your hand! From your hand...heh heh heh...)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: ZoeB on 30 Aug 2019, 02:13
I was going to correct Bubbles and say that "It's not fuchsia, it's (redacted). And not code, it's  (redacted again)"
But then I checked and that info is still current and still classified. Oopsie. Squared.

Even the unclassified colours/meanings are still part of a classified system.

I don't know if Jeph read about it and slightly modified it yet kept it recognisable, or just guessed something plausible.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: JoeCovenant on 30 Aug 2019, 07:07
I think that a good response to being sent out to get blinker fluid would be to bring back a bottle of eye drops.

All of this and no one has mentioned sending newbies to the stores for a Long Stand....?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: shanejayell on 30 Aug 2019, 07:40
I was kind of surprised he could carry her, considering. Admittedly, androids are probably more plastic than anything...
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Aug 2019, 11:04
If it's important to train Sam in dealing with boredom there's probably some skilled work that requires long-term attention with little stimulation. "Keep the myomer growth solution at 45.7 C for two hours", "Lift the client out of the hair growth bucket by one millimeter every twenty minutes and inspect results", that kind of thing.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Roborat on 30 Aug 2019, 11:49
I was kind of surprised he could carry her, considering. Admittedly, androids are probably more plastic than anything...
I was wondering the same thing, just how heavy are those chassis?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Case on 30 Aug 2019, 13:23
Comic's up.

At least it wasn't a cassowary.

Cassowary foot and claw.

(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Zf4ak6EUXkUryghrQceZ9D-1024-80.jpg)

For a second there I thought that was a still from next year's Alien clone ...  :-\
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 30 Aug 2019, 14:42
For a second there I thought that was a still from next year's Alien clone ...  :-\

Who says it isn't? *shudders*
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Aug 2019, 15:45
I was kind of surprised he could carry her, considering. Admittedly, androids are probably more plastic than anything...
I was wondering the same thing, just how heavy are those chassis?

We know that Momo is denser than water, but not how much.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Mr_Rose on 30 Aug 2019, 22:50
For a second there I thought that was a still from next year's Alien clone ...  :-\

Who says it isn't? *shudders*
Oh no! Cassowary-xenomorphs! Now we’re really screwed…
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 31 Aug 2019, 14:56
We've never seen Faye needing lifting machinery to move an AI chassis.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: NemesisDancer on 31 Aug 2019, 18:28
What? No mention of the classic Henway.
(click to show/hide)

Reminds me of a similar joke (don't know whether this will make sense outside the UK though given the joke revolves around British slang):

"I'm going to my sister's hen do this weekend."
"What's a hen do?"
"Lay eggs."
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Y on 01 Sep 2019, 03:41
We've never seen Faye needing lifting machinery to move an AI chassis.
Doesn't Faye have Bubs to lift any Crushbot style of chassis?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Wingy on 01 Sep 2019, 07:15
We've never seen Faye needing lifting machinery to move an AI chassis.
They can't be all that heavy, or they wouldn't have battery power for very long.  And if a bird can kick one heard enough to break or seriously bend the leg, that's just more evidence of light-weight construction.  I expect most of the weight of an AI is the battery pack, not the body structure.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 02 Sep 2019, 05:49
What? No mention of the classic Henway.
(click to show/hide)

Reminds me of a similar joke (don't know whether this will make sense outside the UK though given the joke revolves around British slang):

"I'm going to my sister's hen do this weekend."
"What's a hen do?"
"Lay eggs."

Here's another joke (an old one) having to do with the incompatibility of American and British slang and the untranslatability of puns:
An American is showing off his backyard vegetable garden to a British visitor, who asks what the American does with all the produce.
"We eat what we can, and what we can't, we can!"
... to which the British visitor draws a polite blank, not getting the pun.
"Well, I mean ..." the American begins to explain, but changes course: "Look, what do you do with the produce from YOUR backyard garden?"
To which the Brit replies:
"Why, we consume what we are able, and tin the balance!"
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: JoeCovenant on 02 Sep 2019, 10:18
What? No mention of the classic Henway.
(click to show/hide)

Reminds me of a similar joke (don't know whether this will make sense outside the UK though given the joke revolves around British slang):

"I'm going to my sister's hen do this weekend."
"What's a hen do?"
"Lay eggs."

Here's another joke (an old one) having to do with the incompatibility of American and British slang and the untranslatability of puns:
An American is showing off his backyard vegetable garden to a British visitor, who asks what the American does with all the produce.
"We eat what we can, and what we can't, we can!"
... to which the British visitor draws a polite blank, not getting the pun.
"Well, I mean ..." the American begins to explain, but changes course: "Look, what do you do with the produce from YOUR backyard garden?"
To which the Brit replies:
"Why, we consume what we are able, and tin the balance!"

Still another example of the word "British" being used as opposed to the actual "English"...

How do I know?

Because the Scotsman's answer would be -  "Vegetables? What're they?'

(Hey, now! I'm Scottish.. I'm ALLOWED to make that joke!)  ;)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: hedgie on 02 Sep 2019, 10:43
I think that chips are a vegetable.  At least up there, they are.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: TheEvilDog on 02 Sep 2019, 13:23
I think that chips are a vegetable.  At least up there, they are.

Hedgie, you might want to run. Save yourself! MAKE YOUR ESCAPE ON YOUR LITTLE HEDGEHOG LEGS AS SWIFTLY AS YOU CAN! (Which admittedly won't be very fast. What I'm trying to say is that it was nice knowing you. We'll leave a bowl of dog food out as a tribute)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: hedgie on 02 Sep 2019, 14:24
Or even better, I can do what hedgehogs are best known for: curling into a spiky ball until the problem goes away.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Cornelius on 02 Sep 2019, 14:25
Don't forget where the game of golf comes from.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: DSL on 02 Sep 2019, 16:34
Don't forget where the game of golf comes from.

Spell it backwards and you figure out where the name comes from.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Tova on 02 Sep 2019, 16:46
Twitter?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Theta9 on 02 Sep 2019, 16:58
I think that chips are a vegetable.  At least up there, they are.

Accroding to the Reagan administration in the eighties, ketchup is a vegetable.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Stoutfellow on 02 Sep 2019, 17:09
Accroding to the Reagan administration in the eighties, ketchup is a vegetable.

Also pickle chips. They withdrew the suggestion upon the objections of a senator from Pennsylvania - fellow named Heinz. Yes, the Heinz.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: hedgie on 02 Sep 2019, 17:34
One thing that I do blame spending on the UK on is having to order Heinz baked beans for breakfasts.  Okay, those and cases of Irn Bru, so make it two things.
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Sep 2019, 20:42
A little more complicated (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable#Ketchup)
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: Gyrre on 03 Sep 2019, 07:00
Don't forget where the game of golf comes from.

Spell it backwards and you figure out where the name comes from.

"Flog"?
Title: Re: WCDT strips 4076-4080 (26th to 30th August 2019)
Post by: OldGoat on 08 Sep 2019, 19:03
We've never seen Faye needing lifting machinery to move an AI chassis.
They can't be all that heavy, or they wouldn't have battery power for very long.  And if a bird can kick one heard enough to break or seriously bend the leg, that's just more evidence of light-weight construction.  I expect most of the weight of an AI is the battery pack, not the body structure.
(Damn, I got behind.)

Humanoid AI chassis are designed to occupy human space, human-suited buildings, human-suited furniture, etc.  So, mass and weight are no doubt similar to us meatfolk.