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Title: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Thrudd on 09 Dec 2019, 07:23
Another week and another image for ones creative input or just silliness.

I like silliness. Lets go for that.

Slappy Squirrel
(https://i.imgur.com/d0PdPwK.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: BenRG on 09 Dec 2019, 07:46
MARTEN: "Claire, no! I'm serious! I think that blushing cheeks are attractive but it isn't that important!"

CLAIRE: "It doesn't matter! I have to be perfect for you! Ouch! Ouch!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Cornelius on 09 Dec 2019, 22:49
Marten: I know Smif's collection on Victorian cosmetics is cool, but I'm not sure trying it out is really safe.

Claire: Shut up and go catch me some bees.
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Case on 09 Dec 2019, 22:59
Marten: "Are you channelling Home Alone?"

Claire:   "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ....!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: thedevilissix on 10 Dec 2019, 12:31
Marten: “I don’t think that’s a compelling anti-aging treatment.”
Claire: SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP “Who...said...I was doing.....THAT?” *slapslapslapslap*
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Thrudd on 12 Dec 2019, 06:06
Marten: "I don't think that really helps the numbness to wear off any faster."
Claire:   "Once my face warms up you are in for such a smooching!"

So now for this weeks part 2 that I like to call.

This isn't coffee
(https://i.imgur.com/OC7DW23.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: BenRG on 12 Dec 2019, 07:07
CLAIRE: "So, anyway, I figured that Pintsize was just trying to provoke a reaction when he told me that he'd mixed crystalised wolf urine into me and Faye's coffee stash but you never can tell with that crazy guy..."

MARTEN: "Suddenly, I'm regretting deciding to try your blend of coffee today..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Gyrre on 12 Dec 2019, 21:26
CLAIRE: 🎶 [multiple bars of complex sheet music] 🎶
Martin: "What's in this drink?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Cornelius on 12 Dec 2019, 22:55
Claire: And it's been steeped for three days after the full moon, with a sacred chant. But it has to be brewed with dew harvested at the first dawn of a new moon.

Marten: Suddenly, I feel bad about dumping three spoons of sugar in this tea.
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Thrudd on 13 Dec 2019, 06:10
Claire: "Some combinations of pen and ink can be slow starters even after a day or two, but that problem can often be cured by applying a minuscule amount of moisture to the nib. You could get enough by a wet lick of your finger and then touching the nib to the finger. But then you'd have ink on your finger!"

Marten: "I was wondering why the coffee's roast chicken undertones were being overwhelmed by zinc."

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Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Gyrre on 13 Dec 2019, 15:38
Allegedly, roast spider tastes like smokey prawn (shrimp).
Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: cybersmurf on 14 Dec 2019, 08:44
Quote from: Gyrre on 12 Dec 2019, 21:26
CLAIRE: 🎶 [multiple bars of complex sheet music] 🎶
Martin: "What's in this drink?"

Lysergsäurediethylamid.


Title: Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
Post by: Wingy on 16 Dec 2019, 05:06
C: Don't use the coffee in the red can; I added my hormones to it.
M: Oh.  I wonder what I'll look like with Mom's breasts...