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Title: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
Post by: Callinectes on 03 Nov 2020, 15:47
It is true. Do not be alarmed or suspicious. Do not approach me with explosive weaponry or milk from one of your mammals. Because I am human like you and commit all the human activities that you will mention before I do.
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Post by: Thrillho on 03 Nov 2020, 15:49
Perhaps later, using our corporeal forms, we can eat plant and animal matter, and be nourished by it!
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Post by: Farideh on 03 Nov 2020, 16:00
Afterwards we will lie down, close our (completely normal) eyes, and enter stand-by mode while hallucinating vividly.
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Post by: Gnabberwocky on 03 Nov 2020, 17:54
Then, perhaps, we shall re-enter consciousness abruptly using a loud and obnoxious sound at a specific point in the fourth dimension and engage in labor for currency (or for education, depending on how long you have existed and how much prior education you have received).
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Post by: cybersmurf on 03 Nov 2020, 23:32
And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.
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Post by: Callinectes on 04 Nov 2020, 15:30
And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.

We humans sure are authentic! And very, very strange.
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Post by: Tova on 04 Nov 2020, 23:44
I am tapping a rectangular electronic device in a coded manner which will signal via an unreasonably complex communication scheme to some fellow humans my approval of this thread.
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Post by: FreshScrod on 05 Nov 2020, 07:40
The instruction manual mentioned nothing of vivid hallucinations (https://anonfiles.com/54VaXbmepe/strangerers_avi)!
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 23 Nov 2020, 18:31
Welcome, authentic human!