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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Luke on 26 Sep 2005, 23:02
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Take it away!
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"We Believe" has to be like THE best song ever. I mean, its like an anthem, but like way better than their song "The Anthem." Also, Joel is like totally dating Hilary Duff, and she's like, my hero.
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*twitch*twitch*
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good charlotte more like bad charlotte amirite
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Good Charlotte is a blight upon modern music.
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Good Charlotte, more like Slutty Charlotte AHAHAHA... AHAHAHA....
I was gonna ask what was the point, but then I realised this is the internet, a meaningful discussion would be as impossible as apprehending Radovan Karadzic. It can't be done!
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Hey, come on guys, these guys rock! "Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous" was like my favorite song for a long time! Besides, you can't hate on a band like them just cause they happen to be original!
*is assassinated*
I was only kidding...
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Good Charlotte? More like Coldplay!
:(
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Nononono! This is the Good Charlotte thread!
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GOOD CHARLOTTE!? MORE LIKE GAY CHARLOTTE! NUUUUURRRRRR!!![/b]
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good charlotte more like SELLOUTZ!!!1
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oh their hairstyles haunt me, then i heard the music and nearly died from my bad music radar self destructing. 2465 stitches to the face.....
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I for one genuinely like good charlotte.
Seriously.
I know you guys will probably hate me for that but I do.
I mean I know it's not like Mozart or anything
but their really talented
and no i cant do it im totally lying
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Honestly, we really need to find some new bands to make fun of. Even Good Charlotte is getting old.
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Know what? ive NEVER heard a single good charlotte song. I mean, im an openminded bloke.. il give anything a listen if someone recomends it, but there are some bands that have such horrible reputations that i just dont want to hear them, because i just know its going to be a bad experience. So i actively avoid them.
Good charlotte is one such band. Busted is another.
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Honestly, we really need to find some new bands to make fun of. Even Good Charlotte is getting old.
when you put it that way, this *is* kinda like shooting fish in a barrel.
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. Busted is another.
If you dis Busted one more time I'll smack your head in arsebrain!
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Im slightly confused. Are you taking the piss?
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Busted 4 lyfe
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Ah right. Actually, i decided on this policy of mine after some wanker talked me into listening to blink 182, many years back.
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Like the time at school when we got free lunch and the cool kids beat us up (Reduced lunch)
And the rich kids had convertibles and we had to ride the bus (Fifty-five)
Like the time we made the baseball team but they still laughed at us (You still suck!)
Like the time that girl broke up with me 'cause I wasn't cool enough
TRICK!
Things...things...here we go
The little things, little things, they always hang around
The little things, little things, they try to break me down
The little things, little things, they just won't go away
The little things, little things, made me who I am today, GO
You wanna hate me now, but I won't stop now
'Cause I can't stop now
But they deserve it, they're single handedly responsible for 'Angsty Preteens'.
Dude. They are like sooooooooo far from angsty. Geez.
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*Eats own ears*
*shudder* *shudder*
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Let's see...I'm one of two people who hates The Decemberists...u
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You are a poo face for hating The Decemberists
SORRY BUCKO
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This is NOT the decemberists thread folks, take it someplace else. Move along now.
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Good Charlotte are almost as bad as Coldplay, although they're slightly less of an insult to the listener, as they at least admit upfront that they're a bunch of preps who are pretending to be punk even though they are the establishment and like suckling on fascists' cocks. Coldplay are instead insulting to anyone who likes music.
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Actually, Coldplay admit that they suck and can't rock out. I'm sorry, but Good Charolette are SOOOOOOOOOO much worse than Coldplay.
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Haven't Good Charolette dropped off the face of the Earth for a bit? that makes them way better than Coldplay then.
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Christ. Coldplay aren't that bad. I can't see to find anything more than indifference towards them. Get over it. No one fucking cares anymore.
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They're not trying to rock out. They're trying to separate gullible fools from their money by giving a song new lyrics and a new name a dozen or so times and calling it a new album. This is insulting and is the epitome of brand-name marketing. I find that edges out Good Charlotte's attempt to use a bastardized punk aesthetic to market their worthless pop rock, though only just barely.
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wait a second!
sp2, do you not like Coldplay or something? 'Cause I'm picking up some fairly strong anti-Coldplay vibes from over here.
Everyone hold the phones! Stop the presses! Call the president!
sp2 doesn't like Coldplay!
You heard it here first, folks.
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You know who's worse than both combined? Fucking Hawthorne Heights. but that's another thread altogether.
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Man, our news here is as topical as CNN! Way to go, folks!
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Yeah, Nirvana are an obvious target. But they deserve it, they're single handedly responsible for 'Angsty Preteens'.
quoted for truth ;D
anyhow: please stop wtih these threads.
they arent fun to read. they arent fun to participate in..
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GOOD CHARLOTTE PEOPLE, GEEEEZZZZ.
I MEAN THIS HAS GOT TO BE LIKE THE ONLY THREAD IN THE MUSIC FORUM TO GET LIKE COMPLETELY DERAILED OVER LIKE THE SAME DAMN ARGUMENT.
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Yeah, The Who are an obvious target. But they deserve it, they're single handedly responsible for 'Angsty Preteens'.
quoted for truth ;D
Yep.
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Yeah, Beethoven is an obvious target. But they deserve it, they're single handedly responsible for 'Angsty Preteens'.
quoted for truth ;D
FIXED. Everybody knows that Beethoven started it; what with being like, fucking deaf and all. SERIOUSLY, BEETHOVEN, STOP WHINING. JEEZ.
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Seriously guys, Rachel & I were discussing last night how long it would take for sp2 (or someone else) to bring Coldplay into this thread. Hell, you could start a thread about anything in the music forum here and Coldplay would be brought up eventually.
Oh well, I guess that's just the way it is here - no one can ever have an intelligent discussion concerning music* without it happening. It's a pity, really, that the music forum guidelines aren't more tightly enforced.
*Not that this was exactly meant to be an intelligent discussion; it was actually more experimental (concerning the above issue) than anything else
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You've made your fair share of random, stupid posts that have totally de-railed threads Luke, so stop being so self righteous.
Also, sp2 doesn't like Coldplay. He will tell you this.
Probably better off just getting used to it.
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Not quite....
Yeah, a caveman with a stick and rock are an obvious target. But they deserve it, they're single handedly responsible for 'Angsty Preteens'.
quoted for truth ;D
There!
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Jokes are funny guys. No?
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You've made your fair share of random, stupid posts that have totally de-railed threads Luke, so stop being so self righteous.
Agreed, but not in the music forum, and (for the most part) where it wasn't happening already. I've already realized that I kind of need to cut back on it too, as my postcount is really starting to get out of hand.
Also, sp2 doesn't like Coldplay. He will tell you this.
Probably better off just getting used to it.
Also agreed; it's what I'm coming to terms with. I'm merely expressing my dissatisfaction with the moderation of this forum. Also:
Oh well
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They think they're so cool with their MS-Painted fake facial hair. That I gave them.
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No one fucking cares anymore.
Then WHY. DO. YOU. ALWAYS. RISE. TO. HIM?
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I like the Hitler one.
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I reckon Hitler 'tashes are going to be the next big dumb scene fashion trend.
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I would totally jump on the bandwagon first but I do not need to be called a nazi; So I'm just going to where that bitchin' bowler hat.
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Hell, you could start a thread about anything in the music forum here and Coldplay would be brought up eventually.
Oh well, I guess that's just the way it is here - no one can ever have an intelligent discussion concerning music* without it happening.
A) You need to grow a thicker skin.
B) Look. When people are discussing anything intelligently, they're going to rip on relatively unrelated topics for shits and giggles. Nietzsche, for example, goes out of his way in various books to take potshots at other philosophers, for example, "Plato is boring." Shit, man, that's gotta be immature and detracting from intelligent conversation. No, wait, no it doesn't. Intelligent conversations can have insulting asides, cracks at someone else's expense, and so forth. It isn't me who is turning these threads into "OMG COLDPLAY SUCKS." It's those of you who ignore the main purpose of the post (either a concise argument that just happens to use a jab at Coldplay to make a point or to add in a little humor) and make an issue out of the fact that I insulted Coldplay that derail such topics.
I understand that Coldplay's your favorite band. I'm sorry. I really am. It must suck for you to be posting on a music forum with such banal taste in music. We're not all going to suddenly say, for your benefit alone, "Oh damn. Coldplay makes such good music. I am glad that they are your favorite band." If you take a short peek through the "The List" thread Jeph started up, you'll see a startling trend. You're the only person in that thread to call Coldplay "good." 7 people posted, before me, that Coldplay was awful. Shit, the first one to post that Coldplay is awful was Jeph. Man, looks like we can't have an intelligent discussion, now can we, and it's all my fault for being a Chris Martin Hater.
Negative examples are pretty much a necessity in any intelligent discussion. So is accepting that certain viewpoints lack merit, even if it's not politically correct to say that. If I want to discuss biological theory, I'm probably going to discuss the benefits of common descent with naturalistic modification in the explanation for current biodiversity over the Biblical genesis accounts. OHNO HOLY GOD DAMN GEEZ now I'm a Christian-Hater. I certainly can't have an intelligent discussion on evolutionary theory unless I acknowledge that biblical creation is just as valid a viewpoint and thus I must give it all equal time hurgleblurgle. Seriously, I'm a biologist. If I'm going to discuss biology, I'm going to treat creationism like the trash it is. Similarly, I give half a shit about music. Thus, I'm going to treat Coldplay like the trash it is.
Also, nowhere in the rules does it say "don't bash a particular band." It says "Don't bash a genre. Don't bash a person. Don't troll" in a slightly more eloquent way. So stop whining about improper moderation.
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Hell, you could start a thread about anything in the music forum here and Coldplay would be brought up eventually.
OK, the topic is Paul Anka's new album, Rock Swings, where he covers modern "rock" songs such as "Wonderwall" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
sp2, you must somehow relate this back to how much you hate Coldplay.
Extra credit:
Do the same with the topic of "Robert Johnson beat Ozzy to the punch."
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No one fucking cares anymore.
Then WHY. DO. YOU. ALWAYS. RISE. TO. HIM?
Khar, I love you. Will you have my gay manbabies?
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I will not only have them, but I will give birth to them on Fred Phelps face.
Right before I set him on fire.
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OK, the topic is Paul Anka's new album, Rock Swings, where he covers modern "rock" songs such as "Wonderwall" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
sp2, you must somehow relate this back to how much you hate Coldplay.
Haven't heard it, and I don't really like Paul Anka that much, so I can't really comment on the quality of said album. However, I've always felt that those sorts of novelty albums are a cheap publicity stunt attempting to ride off someone else's coattails in order to bolster sales. Kind of like, well, Coldplay.
Extra credit:
Do the same with the topic of "Robert Johnson beat Ozzy to the punch."
You of course mean "Radiohead beat Coldplay to the punch, then realized that soft alt-rock ballads like 'Creep' are everything wrong with mainstream music, and then committed experimentalcide"
BONUS POINTS!!!
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OK, the topic is Paul Anka's new album, Rock Swings, where he covers modern "rock" songs such as "Wonderwall" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
Why put the rock in inverted commas. Depsite their many many many flaws, both Nirvana and Oasis rock far harder than, say, Coldplay.
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Damn, sp2. What can't you do to defame the name of Coldplay?
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experimentalcide
You mean… experimentalsweet! Oh yeah!
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OK, the topic is Paul Anka's new album, Rock Swings, where he covers modern "rock" songs such as "Wonderwall" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
Why put the rock in inverted commas. Depsite their many many many flaws, both Nirvana and Oasis rock far harder than, say, Coldplay.
It's just that the album also features Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" and Bon Jovi's "It's My Life," which rock alot less.
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This thread makes the baby Jesus cry.
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I bet you baby Jesus doesn't believe that Jovi rocks, either.
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the internet makes baby Jesus cry.
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Baby Jesus listens to Skinny Puppy.
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Damn, sp2. What can't you do to defame the name of Coldplay?
Defaming the name of Coldplay is easy
For example, I'm currently listening to Iron Maiden, a legendary and long-lasting heavy metal band who kept a fresh sound and loyal fans over twenty plus albums, unlike some bland, derivative musical products that attract legions of young and feckless fans through the power of advertising and a totally inoffensive formulaic approach, for example Coldplay. Looking back through my audioscrobbler list, I see that before Maiden I was listening to Type O Negative, a band whose effective and tasteful use of keyboards to compliment and enhance the thrust of their music sits at odds with the biege-tinted tingling pianos that drown the music of bands like, for example, Coldplay. Before them it was Japanese experimental rocker Yasushi Ishii. The talent and innovation of this almost entirely unknown artist, skipping easily between the diverse genres of punk, jazz, electronics and alternative rock, throws into stark relief the bland, repetitive, uninteresting music of mainstream artists such as Coldplay.
And so on. And so forth.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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We're not all going to suddenly say, for your benefit alone, "Oh damn. Coldplay makes such good music. I am glad that they are your favorite band." If you take a short peek through the "The List" thread Jeph started up, you'll see a startling trend. You're the only person in that thread to call Coldplay "good." 7 people posted, before me, that Coldplay was awful. Shit, the first one to post that Coldplay is awful was Jeph.
Look, for one thing I never said that you were the sole source of this at all. You're a primary source, granted, but I never said you were the only one. Also, I would NEVER expect ANYONE to change their music tastes for my sake; who would be enough of a dumass to change their own opinions for the sake of one person? As for Jeph's List thread, I've known for a long time that Jeph despises Coldplay, and that's perfectly fine with me. I respect his tastes. Hell, I respect anybody's taste in music. What I'm finding aggravating is that people are going out of their way to bring up their dislike of one single group.
You've heard my opinion on the matter, and that's all you need to hear; I just wanted to let you know that you were misinterpreting my comments. And, in light of that I have done a fine job of beating this argument to death and back to life again through several threads, and probably annoyed several people in the process, I shall now retire. There really isn't much of a point for me to continue.
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The baby jesus is too busy mackin' it up with the ladies and skydiving to be worried about music. The baby jesus is a pimp masta. He dont need no stinkin' internetz!
Also: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOU!
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Baby Jesus is a baby. Crying is what babies do. Also baby Jesus misses the good old days when it was less internets and whining about bad music and more nailing people to crosses and feeding them to lions.
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Don't forget no shampoo and more strange plagues!
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Ah no shampoo and plagues... That's what baby Jesus is talking about.
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Adolescent Jesus was all about the plauges. He went through his angsty period as well.
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Did adolescent Jesus wear girl pants?
…did adolescent Jesus have a LIVEJOURNAL?
mood: holy
music: Skinny Puppy
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He looked kinda like this:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/HJE-Sythe/228272874_l.jpg)
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Did adolescent Jesus wear girl pants?
…did adolescent Jesus have a LIVEJOURNAL?
mood: holy
music: Skinny Puppy
You mean "Deadjournal."
And no.
That was Judas.
mood: betrayal
music: linkin park
Anyways, do not make me pull out the "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" card. Because it has not been pulled out in a while and the corners are all foldy and it might not look as good as it used to. Plus my pen exploded in my pocket and it got all over. So seriously. Don't make me pull out the card.
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Jesus's Livejournal:
man dad is suhc an asshole. 2day he caught me and mary m. making out b-hind the olive grove and hes tellinng me that when i turn 18 hes gonna send me out to teh desert. what does he think he is, god?!? mayb i don't want to b the savior of all mankind. i dun wanna be no fuking masiah. i just want him to leave me the fukk alon. now maries parents are pissed at me and they wont let me and her hang out anymore. if i dont see her i am gonna die. i will slit my wrists and die and then were will ur fukking masiah be huh? i luv mary an we r gonna run away 2gether bcuz she feels my pain.
until then all i feel is pain
Mood: Despondent
Music: The Cure - Boys Don't Cry
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JohnTBAP's LJ: Dude, so what the fuck? My little cousin, Jesus came over today acting like a prissy emo fagboy. He was bitching about having to save mankind or something, but I totally ignored him because I have a date with Mary M. tonight! All the guys say she's a slut, but I know she'll put out for me and noone else. I love her more than anyone could ever know. I just hope one day, she tells me she loves me.
Mood: Exited
Music: Where 'yo camel at?! - The Desert Raiders
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SexyMaryM's LiveJournal:
since i grew boobs all the guys at jerusalem high school keep asking if they can do me. how sick is that? i mene, wtf? ok so i sorta pity fucked jesus because i felt sorry for him and im goin out wit john da baptist tonight becuz he is liek a senier!! im only 14!!! how kewl is dat? i mene, i hav fukked older guyz bfor (liek dat romen soljer! he wuz hott!!!!) but he is on da b-ball teem!!! i dun relly liek guyz tho, i think mebbe im a lesbien? i haev nevar dun it wit a gurl but i wud liek to try? well gotta go see john!! wish me lukk!!!
Mood: Sexy
Music: ummm...me singing! lalalalala!
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Papel_Pimp_69's LiveJournal
Mehhtre grungfjruin ganjfiurgnfg ngrignkfdg irtjio meherhhffsf megllfeffel glnjrg nmken gnrigj onrgn! Arnonfg behsidnf lknfienfsd, oiurnfgjkdfng iuafksjbn suntrat fasjhf...
THIETHI GJTUIGFNJK FGINFG!
Mood: Surly
Music: Squirrel Nut Zippers - Lugubrious Wing-Wang
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*LIKES GOOD CHARLOTTE*
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Wow, this thread went to hell quite quickly, didn't it?
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/rachMH727/gc3.jpg)
I find this picture funny in so many ways.
CAPTION CONTEST--GO!!!!!
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"We may have misguided ideologies based on slogans we bought from Hot Topic....but at least we're not Coldplay!"
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You can tell that there is some sexual tension between the guy on the far left and the guy on the right. The first one doesn't give a shit what Jesse Jackson or Emmylou Harris have to say about the plight of chickens, or that "chickens are inquisitive and interesting animals who are thought to be as intelligent as cats, dogs, and even primates." (http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/index.asp) He just got in it to try and get with the guy on the right, who is completely ignoring him.
Also, they are all in denial of the fact that there is a Jim Henson creation poking out of the side of the screen. And, from what I can see, it looks nothing like a chicken.
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that song that had the video of them dressed as foods was hilariously bad
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I know! It was like a Fruit of the Loom commercial gone terribly wrong.........Plus the song sucks and all that heh.
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It's not that you're saying it, it's just that you say it so much that it stops becoming...you know, edgey, or...interesting.
BUT THIS DOES NOT MATTER
HEY GUYS THIS IS OFF TOPIC GORSH
GOOD CHAROLETTE SUCKS LAWL LETS DO THA TAGIN.
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gee, cause no ones ever brought up that point before.
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TehBilnDude's LJ:
Mood:
Music:
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Good Charlotte are almost as bad as Coldplay, although they're slightly less of an insult to the listener, as they at least admit upfront that they're a bunch of preps who are pretending to be punk even though they are the establishment and like suckling on fascists' cocks. Coldplay are instead insulting to anyone who likes music.
Man, not your shit again...
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so I set a personal record of relating shit to coldplay on jeph's forum today. surprisingly, that tasteless luke kid didn't try "calling" me on any of it, although I'm still waiting for switchblade to pop up and get all pissy at me. *sigh* I guess I'd better go get my boxing gloves...
Mood: anticipatory
Music: not coldplay! LOL
OH WE HAVE SO BEEN CHALLENGED
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>RANT MODE ENGAGED
>STAND CLEAR
>STAND CLEAR
I just wish he'd either shut the fuck up, or pull that bent little head of his OUT of his arse, and accept that some people have different opinions, and maybe we don't want to hear about how much he dislikes them EVERY FUCKING TIME HE POSTS.
Coldplay are instead insulting to anyone who likes music.
What kind of a fucking stupid statement is that? I play piano to grade 8 standard (basically professional grade, if I could be arsed to actually BE professional). I am a tuba player, trombonist, and bassist. I have WRITTEN music, studied music to A level, and wish to become a music and audio designer in the games industry (I'm studying computer games design, with modules in Performance and Instrument Technology right now). My music collection covers anything and everything from Bach to Built To Spill, and a great many points in between.
I am, in short, pretty fucking musical, and have what I like to think of as a broad, educated taste. Coldplay is easily one of my favourite bands. "X&Y" in particular is one of my favourite albums. Purely because I believe that they are, in fact, excellent musicians and songwriters who are doing superior quality music in a world dominated by mountains of crap.
I OBJECT to the above statement simply on the grounds that he seems to be holding himself as an unassailable standard of musical appreciation for all humanity, and is simply refusing to accept that anybody else's opinion is at all valid, regardless of that person's individual tastes, musicality and personality.
sp2: we get it. You don't like Coldplay. That's cool with me, even though I DO like them. Please stop reminding us, it just makes you look like a jerk.
Thank you.
>RANT ENDS
EDIT: and yes, I know I'm overreacting. Unfortunately, that knowledge just irritates me further.
EDIT: to address this:
For example, I'm currently listening to Iron Maiden, a legendary and long-lasting heavy metal band who kept a fresh sound and loyal fans over twenty plus albums, unlike some bland, derivative musical products that attract legions of young and feckless fans through the power of advertising and a totally inoffensive formulaic approach, for example Coldplay. Looking back through my audioscrobbler list, I see that before Maiden I was listening to Type O Negative, a band whose effective and tasteful use of keyboards to compliment and enhance the thrust of their music sits at odds with the biege-tinted tingling pianos that drown the music of bands like, for example, Coldplay. Before them it was Japanese experimental rocker Yasushi Ishii. The talent and innovation of this almost entirely unknown artist, skipping easily between the diverse genres of punk, jazz, electronics and alternative rock, throws into stark relief the bland, repetitive, uninteresting music of mainstream artists such as Coldplay.
Where is it written that music has to be doing something new and innovative in order to be meritorious? I mean, folow that line of reasoning:
Modern rock borrows chords from 50's rock and roll, which took many of their features from early 20th century jazz, which was an evolution of the so-called "modern" school of classical music, which evolved from the "Romantic", which evolved from the classical style, which was really more of an advanced form of the Baroque music, which in turn was a more structured and stylistically regulated evolution of renaissance music, which in turn developed from medieval styles... and so on and so forth, right back to Ogg the Unusual, who first beat out a rhythm on the hollow log by the river.
If all music is derivative of something else, then how can anything be said to be truly unique and unusual? If you're going to pan Coldplay purely because they're not doing anything that someone else, somewhere, hasn't done before, then your only hope is to completely abandon the last few million years of musical advancement, grab a pair of sticks and a hollow log, and beat something basic out after skinning and eating a wild deer.
It all becomes too much effort. I like them because I like them, not because of some high-handed concept, or because I believe they've attained some kind of creative epiphany... I just enjoy what they do.
that is, to me, the foremost importance of music - that it should be enjoyed. Not analysed. You analyse bacterial cultures.
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You people are a bunch of dickheads. All of you, except for mooface. Seriously, what is it about us that you find so fucking terrible?
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Because you suck.
Even if it's a joke, since no one can be such a whiney, narcasistic jackass to have a username displaying his band's name or have a sig with his own lame lyric.
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Lame? LAME??
You're the one who's lame, just because you don't like us. What's wrong with "Just Wanna Live," anyway? If you don't like that song, it's because you're a closed-minded prick.
Idiot.
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Good Charlotte r gay.
no0bz
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You guys need to get a life, seriously. You're the worst merging of music genres that's even happened to the mainstream.
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Oh bullshit. You don't fucking get more original than us! Nobody else has made a song based on the same theme of "I just wanna live"! You can't deny that!
You're all just jealous.
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A load of really redundant, oft said stuff
CODE BLUE
CODE BLUE
GET ME A NURSE ON WARD 6
THIS GUY'S LOST EIGHT PINTS OF SENSE OF HUMOUR
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Oh, give him some credit. Every single point he brought up is completely valid, even if it's been said before. Unfortunately, 'twill do no good.
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Oh bullshit. You don't fucking get more original than us! Nobody else has made a song based on the same theme of "I just wanna live"! You can't deny that!
You're all just jealous.
Jealous of your lack of originality, wit, and ability to create an identity of your own? Color me green, poser.
(this is fun)
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The only way to settle this is to get a rap battle going. First word's gotta be "Coldplay" Ready! Set! Go!
I <3 GC! LOLZ!
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Coldplay you see is what I thought one got
When you kissed someone with a little spot
Just above their lip, you know the kinda blip,
Well it seems that my opinion was delusion!
A band they are, they say they rock
If you agree you can suck my...lollipop!
They're centered around some piano progressions
That cause in me a process of darwinian recession
Their vocals are weedy, their lyrics uninspired
and at the end you're not quite sure what just transpired
They get way too much credit
They rake cash in for the man
Why don't we just ignore them,
well ain't that just a plan?
We could listen to bands they ripped off like Radiohead,
Or even better we could just shoot Chris Martin dead.
Because here's the real secret that they've been keeping from you
Our scientists have discovered that Radiohead suck too!
Follow those illin' rhymes, bitches.
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You know, you're advice stating "ignore them" is what I've been suggesting all along. Apparently, we need a hoodie-clad kitty for us to really pay attention. :P
I kid, I kid.
Still, Sythe; you're being a dumbass. Way to continue derailing the topic.
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GET ME A NURSE ON WARD 6
THIS GUY'S LOST EIGHT PINTS OF SENSE OF HUMOUR
I get retarded when people insist on dissing a band I like when I've politely asked them to stop sixty times. Hang me.
And for the record, I don't like Radiohead at all.
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Switch, thats not rapping I hear, goddamnit! Don't make me get the tazer!
Merk, bite me. I can't help it if I was born with a few less chromosomes than y'all.
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Man, my beats is so dope, I don't even got to rhyme. Don't make me split yo' wig!
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Ohhhh snap, yo rhymes be crap, so just grab a frappe and shut yo trap.
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Fool, I run this piece. Fo' real.
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Quit wastin' my time afore i grab my nine.
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I rock a
Lawsuit when I'm going to court
A white suit when I'm gettin' divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when I’m home alone
Talkin' on the phone
Got an interview
With the rolling stone
They're saying
"Now you're rich and
Now you're famous
Fake-ass girls all know your name and
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Your first hit aren't you ashamed?"
Of the life
Of the life
Of the life we're livin'
I win.
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Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Sellouts betta drop out, afore i take my glock out
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I rock a
Lawsuit when I'm going to court
A white suit when I'm gettin' divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when I’m home alone
Talkin' on the phone
Got an interview
With the rolling stone
They're saying
"Now you're rich and
Now you're famous
Fake-ass girls all know your name and
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Your first hit aren't you ashamed?"
Of the life
Of the life
Of the life we're livin'
I win.
All I hear is "Bitch Bitch Bitch"
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Bitch Bitch Bitch
Damn, homie, them rhymes is DOPE!
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Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Sellouts betta drop out, afore i take my glock out
You're just jealous because we can write entire verses when all you've got is a couple lines, punkass.
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Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
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Somebody hit Luke, he's stuck...
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Ow.
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Since when you nuckas make yo own shit? You best be thrown into Da Pit*
*Da Pit- A really large hole filled with lava, and sharks, and acid, and grizzlies, and the worst beastie of all: THE INTERWEB MONSTER! It grinds up stupid posts (like this one) and eats them to grow stronger. One day, it will overthrow Da Pitkeepers and rule the world, yo.
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Khar, you HAVE to set that to music. Its gotta be done.
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Khar, you HAVE to set that to music. Its gotta be done.
I submit that the results of such an endeavour would sound something like the FEMA Disaster Rap that they used to have on their kids website that seems to have been taken down.[/url]
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Follow those illin' rhymes, bitches.
You want it? You got it. Bitch.
Raggin' on Coldplay, you think that's bold?
With all those shitty albums those bitches sold?
If you think those punk-ass bitches are dull
You clearly need to listen to Interpol
In just one listen
You'll know their mission
Was to rip off
And pimp off
Of Joy Division
Now I gotta say I'm pissed
'Cause my man Curtis is missed
But he don't seem so stiff
Compared to these Brits' riffs
An album pimpin'
A title like Antics
Should be pushin' the beats
To the brink of panic
But I turn it on
And I stifle a yawn
And think of better things
To spend my twelve bucks on
And fuck those hipsters
Hair greased, skin pale
Who claim this shit
Ain't 10 years stale
Now those rhymes be dope outta yo reach and yo hope.
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sp2 it is time for a RHYME BATTLE
(Uh uh, hit it)
For one thing it'd serve you to know
If y'all insultin' Interpol they're from New York*
Do you think you're fresh? Original critic
To rip on 'em cause Banks is baritone, ya cynic?
Listen to it first
If you're gonna slam a band it pays to
Do your research
Else a fanboy's gonna haze you
You're out of touch, out of style
Ain't got no flow
Put some effort in and maybe
You'll be makin' mo'
It's like
EVERYONE SAY "PO-OST"
("PO-OST")
EVERYONE SAY "CORE"
("CORE")
Man, we shouldn't do that sorta shit anymore!
Can we talk a little less about which bands suck dick,
Sit back, relax, and relearn enjoyin' music?
That all
*pronounced "New Yowk" so as to keep rhyme scheme intact
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Y'all are posers.
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ahahahha ewwwwwwwww posers
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Can we stop with all this rapping now? I don't think my sense of humour can take any more abuse without shutting down...
For the record though, and despite everything I just said... To Johnny C:
Word.
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Good Charlotte can go suck a fuck.
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We'd rather not, actually. If you have shit to talk about us, why don't you try saying it to our faces?
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FUCK YOU THATS WHY
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I have an Idea for Good Charlottes next project .... STOP BEING THE WORST BAND EVER!
Good Idea me thinks.
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Hey good charlotte! know how you could turn your 15 minuites of fame into an entire generations cult? Just pull a kurt cobain and shoot yourselves in the face!
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wuteva
fuk u guys
good charlote r so talentd its to bad ur to closemindd to see that
they hav so much talent n ther songs r soooo original
n i can totally relate to all ther stuff
like that song the anthem
more like my anthem
amirite
shittt ok my mom got a call from school so ig2g
lataz
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Holy shit you made my brain esplode. I know that you are joking but damn thats hurtfull. Also, Simple Plan is better then Good Charlotte, BUT, should also die. BUT, at least they aren't pretending to be a bunch of thugs from the hard hard streets of white suburbia.
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Simple Plan wouldn't be so bad if their singer was better. And, if their lyrics were better. And, in many cases, if their music was better.
Okay, yeah, Simple Plan kind of sucks.
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FUCK YOU THATS WHY
Right back at you, asshole.
I have an Idea for Good Charlottes next project .... STOP BEING THE WORST BAND EVER!
Where have you been? We stopped being the worst band ever before we even started making music!
Just pull a kurt cobain and shoot yourselves in the face!
We could never do that! Who could live up to our reputation? Seriously, that's like the worst idea ever.
Simple Plan is better than Good Charlotte
We beg to differ. Simple Plan is boring, unoriginal, and emo.
ephemere: <3
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POSTULATE:
The forumgoer "Good Charlotte" is not a gimmick, or a cheap attempt at laffs, or in fact anything less than a subtle social experiment. "Good Charlotte" is a living, breathing reminder that the music we slam, even the music we hate, is made by human beings who believe that they are contributing something to society. And who are we to say they're wrong?
At the core of music is people, and "Good Charlotte" is reminding us of that.
There. I've deconstructed your cunning, complex plot. Now stop hassling everyone.
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Hassling? what are you --
*explodes*
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Johnny...
Did you...
Did you just kill Good Charlotte?
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I have an Idea for Good Charlottes next project .... STOP BEING THE WORST BAND EVER!
Good Idea me thinks.
What about Mest?
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Johnny
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I I
I I
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I I
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I I
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I I
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----^----
a pedestal
win!
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Good Charlotte are making big bucks. I'd be in good charlotte if given a chance. I would just not act like they do.
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GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT IMAGE TO ENCAPSULATE WHAT I JUST DID
(http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg02032004/quazi.jpg)
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Johnny...
Did you...
Did you just kill Good Charlotte?
ROFL
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(http://mostlycloudy.net/~kkwan/pooh%20owned.jpg)
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Dude, that's too much. Winnie is the fucking Pooh.
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(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5349/owned7oi.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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haha! The internet is far game for all
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FUCK YOU THATS WHY
Right back at you, asshole.
Hey now, you can't use language like that. You'll get the advisory sticker and your 14-year-old audience won't be able to buy your music without their mommies and daddies!
Oh, I went there.
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So wait.. Good Charlotte was unable to grasp the sarcasm in my previous post?
They actually thought I was serious?
That I.. I LIKED them?
God, I've never felt so.. dirty.
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There, there... it'll be okay...
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I scrub and I scrub but I still feel their lessthanthree heart ALL OVER ME
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you scrub and scrub, but you just wanna live?
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They're gone, you don't have to worry about them anymore. I think. That was kind of a strange thing to happen, really.
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I'd like to know who they were. It's funny watching people get so edgy over some random anonymous poster.
I bet if they had started talking in 1337 speak, someone would have spontaneously combusted.
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*explodes*
Like that?
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POSTULATE:
How many personae have people on this forum made up before to add humour value to a post? Remember the zombies? The superheroes? The trio of ladies that turned into sirens? Do any of you really, honestly think that was Good Charlotte, or even anyone other than a forum regular? The posts were blatantly satirical, especially the last one.
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Guys, cheer up.
I've never seen so many people getting their chains yanked and not realise.
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YOU GUYS ARE WRONG
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT POP PUNK BANDS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HANG AROUND ON MESSAGE BOARDS ALL DAY
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The trio of ladies that turned into sirens?
That doesn't ring a bell with me. Did I miss something?
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Nope, that went VOOSH straight over my head, too.
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Read the After Midnight thread.
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Guys, cheer up.
I've never seen so many people getting their chains yanked and not realise.
I knew it was a joke, but I did what I did anyway.
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Read the After Midnight thread.
It's midnight, and that thread is six pages long, so later.
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I think most people in here were aware that Good Charlotte are probably very unlikely to hang around a messageboard like this. It was fun while it lasted, yet I think it ended in a timely manner too.
If it really has ended, rather.
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LOL I missed that whole thing, but I know it wasn't the band, if some of you haven't truly realized it yet.
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dammit, i can't believe i forgot to come back and check on this thread!
i missed my chance to profess my undying love to billy :(
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YOU GUYS ARE WRONG
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BULLSHIT MALLPUNK BANDS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HANG AROUND ON MESSAGE BOARDS ALL DAY
fixed.
LISTEN TO SCREECHING WEASEL.
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Okay, so now I'm wondering when stevethepirate is going to show up in this thread and tell us that good charlotte wasn't actually posting in this thread.
I THINK WE GET IT, PEOPLE
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GX IS TOTLLY POSTNG IN DA THREAD!
I <3 U GC!
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GX IS TOTLLY POSTNG IN DA THREAD!
I <3 U GC!
AGREE'D!