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Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 03 Jan 2006, 17:18
Quote from: Somethingfake
What would you say to a thread (looked after by mods) where the readers of QC could post their questions of QC and stuff like that.
I liked the thread on Crtl+Alt+Del (it seems to have dissapeared now)
which also a answer thread so the answers were not swamped by the questions.
Just a thought really.

I think this is probably a good idea. Post questions you have here (check the FAQ (http://www.questionablecontent.net/faq.php) first for the more common ones) and I will do my best to answer them.

OK GO
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cacahuate on 03 Jan 2006, 19:58
How would you describe yourself when you were a high school student? What'd you do? What kind of people did you hang out with?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JasonF on 03 Jan 2006, 19:59
Do you see QC as a commentary on your personal life?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: honest abe on 03 Jan 2006, 20:17
What's it like trying to make a living doing this?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SeanBateman on 03 Jan 2006, 20:55
Wanna Make Out?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Octillus on 03 Jan 2006, 21:35
What inspired Pintsize/the anthroPC in general?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rawr and Stuff on 03 Jan 2006, 21:42
Who are your biggest influences artistically? Is there anyone who's artwork you study or look at to learn from and such?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 03 Jan 2006, 22:10
Quote from: cacahuate
How would you describe yourself when you were a high school student? What'd you do? What kind of people did you hang out with?


I was the "weird artsy kid" at my absurdly-wealthy, pretentious all-male high school. Fortunately I was too big for the jocks to give me a hard time, and they all thought I carried knives in my backpack or something. I did a lot of art and music, pretty much like I do today. I was friends with all the weird nerdy dudes, several of whom I believe to be genuine geniuses.

Quote from: JasonF
Do you see QC as a commentary on your personal life?


Nope. QC has little or nothing to do with my personal life.

Quote from: honest abe
What's it like trying to make a living doing this?


Really really hard but also really really rewarding! I wouldn't be able to do it without Cristi- there is literally too much work for one man to do, and I am absolutely awful at business things, which she excels at.

Quote from: SeanBateman
Wanna Make Out?


Brush your teeth.

Quote from: Octillus
What inspired Pintsize/the anthroPC in general?


I was just drawing robots in my sketchbook one day and he appeared out of nowhere. The rest of the idea pretty much spontaneously generated itself in my mind.

Quote from: Rawr and Stuff
Who are your biggest influences artistically? Is there anyone who's artwork you study or look at to learn from and such?


I don't know if I have any specific influences. I pick stuff up from all over the place- Aido, John Allison, Jeff Rowland, Kelly Patches, White Ninja...the list goes on and on and on. I periodically browse figure drawing books and websites for new ideas.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Octillus on 03 Jan 2006, 23:21
White ninja artistically?


...


Seriously?

I mean I love White Ninja, but... wow.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: honest abe on 03 Jan 2006, 23:21
Do you have a name picked out for "OCD Girl" who lives upstairs?  You don't have to reveal it now, just reassure some of us that you do have a name for her.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 04 Jan 2006, 05:45
What type of games machine does marten have?
I saw in the *very* early ones that steve and pintsize were playng on one.

Do you like Radiohead or not?
Thier new album should be soon and I was wondering if you was thinking of getting it.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Odin on 04 Jan 2006, 06:51
Is Marten going to get any in within the next two weeks?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 04 Jan 2006, 10:00
Do you hate people asking if martens going to get his end away?
One more thing, is it just me or does the fourms load *ass-slow*?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 04 Jan 2006, 16:36
Can OCD girl be named Sarah?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 04 Jan 2006, 17:13
Quote from: Octillus
White ninja artistically?


...


Seriously?

I mean I love White Ninja, but... wow.


White Ninja has the perfect art style for its brand of humor. I submit to you that those guys know exactly what they're doing.

Quote from: honest abe
Do you have a name picked out for "OCD Girl" who lives upstairs?  You don't have to reveal it now, just reassure some of us that you do have a name for her.


Aw, and spoil all the fun?

Quote from: Somethingfake
What type of games machine does marten have?
I saw in the *very* early ones that steve and pintsize were playng on one.

Do you like Radiohead or not?
Thier new album should be soon and I was wondering if you was thinking of getting it.


A Playstation, if I recall correctly. I like earlier Radiohead, but as I age I find myself more and more irked by Thom Yorke.

Quote from: Odin
Is Marten going to get any in within the next two weeks?


Two weeks in real-world time, or in comic time?

Quote from: Somethingfake
Do you hate people asking if martens going to get his end away?
One more thing, is it just me or does the fourms load *ass-slow*?


Meh, not really. And yeah, they do. It's because the site uses an ungodly amount of bandwidth.

Quote from: rawrXskittles
Can OCD girl be named Sarah?


Nope, sorry.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 04 Jan 2006, 18:07
whats irks you most about him?

Ever heard/watched something called red drawf?
If so, whats your thoughts on it?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 04 Jan 2006, 19:32
Can the OCD girl be named Valentine? I like that name.

Also, do you like Deathcab for Cutie?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 04 Jan 2006, 19:42
what nationality does Martin hail from?  We all know Dora is Italian, and, well, I guess we don't know about Faye's Heritage either...  Well, yeah...  also, what company made pintsize?
=P
kinda obscure, but, whatever ;)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Jan 2006, 21:31
What flavor Toothpaste do you prefer?

For when I brush my Teeth.

So we can make out.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 05 Jan 2006, 00:51
okay... 0.o


Uhmm.... who do you think your greatest influences are when it comes to your writing style?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nescience on 05 Jan 2006, 01:43
Where did my life go wrong?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Iwan on 05 Jan 2006, 05:33
Long, obsessive and creepy but I'll ask anyway...
Things I've noticed
Marten mentioning Belgian monks who brew their own beer.
Somewhere lambic-ish beverage mentioned in a news post.
The OCD girl is called Hannelore...

So, how is it that you know more about Belgium then most non Belgian folks?

Also, why do the shopkeepers laugh at you in a guitar store when you play "Stairway to heaven" as try-out?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Inlander on 05 Jan 2006, 05:40
So I have this friend, and sometimes when he's with a girl he just can't get . . . aroused, and he wants to know: is this normal?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LiterSize on 05 Jan 2006, 08:45
How far along with the story are you in your head?  Were the backstories formed already when you started qc?






Edit:  \/ - thanks "not Jeph."
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Odin on 05 Jan 2006, 10:38
Two weeks real world time.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 05 Jan 2006, 11:39
Well there be any interesting Cameos from Pizza Girl in the near future?

Am I wearing my socks?

And what colour are the walls of the room in which you (most of the time) draw QC?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ozphactor on 05 Jan 2006, 12:24
Quote from: rawrXskittles
Also, do you like Deathcab for Cutie?

From the RL page:
Quote
I really can't stand Ben Gibbard. The singer of used-to-be-slowcore-but-now-they're-emo Death Cab For Cutie and The Postal Service, his mincing, oh-look-how-clever-I-am lyrics grate on my nerves like few other singers can manage.

Sounds like a no.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 05 Jan 2006, 15:03
Well then, there I go. I don't really think they're emo cos... well whatever, this is not the music thingy.

Now, a question: Why do fools fall in love?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kid Modernist on 05 Jan 2006, 15:21
I think it's pretty lame to ask random questions here like that, this is supposed to be to ask Jeph questions, it seems like to me.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 05 Jan 2006, 16:19
Agreed. Knock it off.

oh, and by way of a question: did the spartan lack of belongings that seems to afflict Faye and Marten (seriously, where are all the CDs and stuff they supposedly own?) arise out of a storyline need to reflect their lack of funds, or was it originally just plain laziness at not wanting to fill every frame with all their crap? Or an amalgam of both?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Weird-Edsel on 05 Jan 2006, 16:53
Jeph, if I was a lawnmower, would you paint my house?

No, actually:

QC has a lot of plots going on now. I assume you let the "characters do the writing", but have you ever thought of a plot that you began to write but scrapped because you thought it wasn't that great? Lets call them the lost story-lines. I tend to do that sometimes. I end up starting over.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Octillus on 05 Jan 2006, 21:18
Is it just me or has Raven changed tremendously?


Like I understand the reformed goth thing, but it just isn't even close. I can't picture goth raven flashing her boobies. And I don't remember her being that ditzy either.


Then again I think she was in 3 strips before she became a serious addition, so i dunno.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 05 Jan 2006, 21:41
Jeph - are you familiar with the music group "Doves"?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Manta Ray on 06 Jan 2006, 10:37
Empire or Jedi?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 06 Jan 2006, 12:17
WHY DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE 'PH'?!?

GEEZ
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 06 Jan 2006, 15:59
Switchblade & Kid Modernist: Okay.

Jeph: Have you ever considered writing a book? I'd so read it.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 06 Jan 2006, 20:15
Quote from: rawrXskittles
Switchblade & Kid Modernist: Okay.

Jeph: Have you ever considered writing a book? I'd so read it.

I agree.  Either write a book, or make a compilation of QC in a beautiful high-rez Graphic Novel of sorts!  I'd totaly buy it.  btw, you should totaly make a Pizza Girl styled ladies shirt ;)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: practicality on 06 Jan 2006, 22:12
If you couldn't be a webcartoonist, what would you want to be?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SeanBateman on 07 Jan 2006, 09:11
Quote from: Switchblade
Agreed. Knock it off.


FUCK! Sorry SIR! Did not MEAN to try to have FUN on your INTERNET.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 07 Jan 2006, 14:15
Jeph: Do you enjoy answering the silly questions as well as the serious questions?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 07 Jan 2006, 20:11
I read from time to time about a song called "Freebird" is it really as bad as you seem to make it out to be?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 07 Jan 2006, 22:19
Quote from: Bearer
what nationality does Martin hail from?  We all know Dora is Italian, and, well, I guess we don't know about Faye's Heritage either...  Well, yeah...  also, what company made pintsize?
=P
kinda obscure, but, whatever ;)


He's American.

Quote from: Switchblade
Uhmm.... who do you think your greatest influences are when it comes to your writing style?


Chaucer and whoever wrote Beowulf.

Quote from: nescience
Where did my life go wrong?


Those murders were a mistake.

Quote from: Iwan
Long, obsessive and creepy but I'll ask anyway...
Things I've noticed
Marten mentioning Belgian monks who brew their own beer.
Somewhere lambic-ish beverage mentioned in a news post.
The OCD girl is called Hannelore...

So, how is it that you know more about Belgium then most non Belgian folks?

Also, why do the shopkeepers laugh at you in a guitar store when you play "Stairway to heaven" as try-out?


I am an endless repository of random knowledge.

They're laughing because you're playing "Stairway to Heaven" in a guitar store.

Quote from: Inlander
So I have this friend, and sometimes when he's with a girl he just can't get . . . aroused, and he wants to know: is this normal?


Hurr.

Quote from: LiterSize
How far along with the story are you in your head?  Were the backstories formed already when you started qc?


I'm months to years ahead in my mind. They weren't in my head when I started.

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
Well there be any interesting Cameos from Pizza Girl in the near future?

Am I wearing my socks?

And what colour are the walls of the room in which you (most of the time) draw QC?


Maybe, maybe, eggshell.

Quote from: rawrXskittles
Why do fools fall in love?


They're fools.

Quote from: Switchblade
Agreed. Knock it off.

oh, and by way of a question: did the spartan lack of belongings that seems to afflict Faye and Marten (seriously, where are all the CDs and stuff they supposedly own?) arise out of a storyline need to reflect their lack of funds, or was it originally just plain laziness at not wanting to fill every frame with all their crap? Or an amalgam of both?


Yes.

Quote from: Weird-Edsel
QC has a lot of plots going on now. I assume you let the "characters do the writing", but have you ever thought of a plot that you began to write but scrapped because you thought it wasn't that great? Lets call them the lost story-lines. I tend to do that sometimes. I end up starting over.


Yes.

Quote from: Octillus
Is it just me or has Raven changed tremendously?


Like I understand the reformed goth thing, but it just isn't even close. I can't picture goth raven flashing her boobies. And I don't remember her being that ditzy either.


Then again I think she was in 3 strips before she became a serious addition, so i dunno.


Her character changes the more I write her and figure out what I think she's like.

Quote from: Luke
Jeph - are you familiar with the music group "Doves"?


Yeah, they're pretty mediocre.

Quote from: Manta Ray
Empire or Jedi?


Night Elf.

Quote from: Storm Rider
WHY DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE 'PH'?!?

GEEZ


Because I am somewhat pretentious probably.

Quote from: rawrXskittles
Switchblade & Kid Modernist: Okay.

Jeph: Have you ever considered writing a book? I'd so read it.


I've done just enough writing in my life to realize that I don't particularly enjoy it and probably wouldn't be a good novelist.

Quote from: practicality
If you couldn't be a webcartoonist, what would you want to be?


Independantly wealthy and idle.

Quote from: rawrXskittles
Jeph: Do you enjoy answering the silly questions as well as the serious questions?


More than I enjoy people getting all up in each others' grills on the intertron.

Quote from: Somethingfake
I read from time to time about a song called "Freebird" is it really as bad as you seem to make it out to be?


Freebird isn't that bad, but yelling for it at concerts is retarded.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: La Creme on 08 Jan 2006, 00:14
1 question, 2 pleads:

1) Are you going to make what you think Marten's band music would sound like and post it and things? Cause that would be a pretty cool thing.

2) Please please please please please please make an "I <3 Suffering" shirt.

3) I think you would like The Sugarplastic. I am trying to spread their word. They have gone too long without recognition.
Give 'em a chance. 4 minutes of your time. (http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3U7E88WODZQFC2RHA70FV9ELCU)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 08 Jan 2006, 01:14
Have you ever heard of Honeywell (the band, not the company)?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: IronOxide on 08 Jan 2006, 13:49
As you have made the comic, do you find you progressively take longer to make a comic because of the improved artwork and writing, or it takes less time because of your experience?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Laurie on 08 Jan 2006, 17:06
Opinion: Webcomics are the artistic movement over our time, comparable to the Romantics, the Beats, Hair Bands, and other groups of cool people who liked making cool things for others to see or read or hear, and are often high profile (in their community) friends/enemies.

Question: Do you agree, and how does it feel to be a part of that?

Also, do you think Boston is really that cool? Because lots of webcomic artists seem to hang out there.

And finally, in your general experience, how cool are the artists/writers of webcomics, when you encounter them personally? Of course, I'm curious from a fan perspective, because if I went up to Boston (or Maryland, or San Diego, or wherever it's cool to be) and ran across some webtoonists, I'd have a different experience than you would, because you are friends with some, and are definitely known by all. And if they don't know you it's because they're not known themselves, probably. Snotty prats. Anyway, are your kind cool with fans awkwardly introducing themselves in non-convention (or conventional) places?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Stifled Dreams on 08 Jan 2006, 17:18
Boston is a nice, friendly city! Er, mostly. It has a distinctive flavor.

What is your favorite beverage?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ForteBass on 08 Jan 2006, 19:24
Whatever happened to Velociraptor Boyfriend?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 08 Jan 2006, 19:57
Quote from: La Creme
1 question, 2 pleads:

1) Are you going to make what you think Marten's band music would sound like and post it and things? Cause that would be a pretty cool thing.

2) Please please please please please please make an "I <3 Suffering" shirt.

3) I think you would like The Sugarplastic. I am trying to spread their word. They have gone too long without recognition.
Give 'em a chance. 4 minutes of your time. (http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3U7E88WODZQFC2RHA70FV9ELCU)


1) Eventually, yes.

2) We'll see.

3) Maybe.

Quote from: rawrXskittles
Have you ever heard of Honeywell (the band, not the company)?


Nope.

Quote from: ironoxide887
As you have made the comic, do you find you progressively take longer to make a comic because of the improved artwork and writing, or it takes less time because of your experience?


It pretty much balances out. The more comfortable I get with the current stage of my art, the more I feel the need to try new things. So as I get faster at some things, I'm teaching myself other new stuff, which takes time to do right, so it works out to pretty much the same over time. The one exception is coloring the strips, I've got a good system worked out now that saves me probably 2 hours per strip.

Quote from: Laurie
Opinion: Webcomics are the artistic movement over our time, comparable to the Romantics, the Beats, Hair Bands, and other groups of cool people who liked making cool things for others to see or read or hear, and are often high profile (in their community) friends/enemies.


I don't think we qualify as an "artistic movement" just yet. Right now we're a very loosely-affiliated bunch of people doing drawings and putting them on the interweb. To call it something more than that would be to dance with pretension, in my opinion. It's fun being a part of the "webcomics community" but it's not the main reason I do what I do.

Quote from: Laurie
Also, do you think Boston is really that cool? Because lots of webcomic artists seem to hang out there.


Boston's pretty okay, for a big city. I like Northampton better.

Quote from: Laurie
And finally, in your general experience, how cool are the artists/writers of webcomics, when you encounter them personally? Of course, I'm curious from a fan perspective, because if I went up to Boston (or Maryland, or San Diego, or wherever it's cool to be) and ran across some webtoonists, I'd have a different experience than you would, because you are friends with some, and are definitely known by all. And if they don't know you it's because they're not known themselves, probably. Snotty prats. Anyway, are your kind cool with fans awkwardly introducing themselves in non-convention (or conventional) places?
[/quote]

99% of the webcomic people I've met have been super-nice, fun people. There have been one or two assholes that I can remember meeting in person, but they seem to be the exception to the rule. Even people who act like dicks online tend to be nicer when you meet them in person. Personally, I love meeting fans, whether it's in a formal setting or not. Some random girl recognized me in Target the other day, it was fun meeting her and saying hello.

Quote from: Stifled Dreams
What is your favorite beverage?


Alcoholic: Woodford Reserve bourbon
Non-Alcoholic: good coffee

Quote from: ForteBass
Whatever happened to Velociraptor Boyfriend?


He's still out there somewhere.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: eagle14 on 08 Jan 2006, 23:58
do people seriously nit pick your work to the stage of "omg fayes boob's are bigger today"?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LiterSize on 09 Jan 2006, 11:34
Just take a gander at the past weekly comic threads.  Any of'em.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Manta Ray on 10 Jan 2006, 10:57
Quote from: jeph


Quote from: Manta Ray
Empire or Jedi?


Night Elf.




Well, I think it's an important question...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lordjim on 10 Jan 2006, 12:07
Jeph,

I remember somewhere that you(?) were planning on putting out QC book once the "current arc" is complete.  Is this still the plan or do I have to us a color printer and paste all of the comics into a note book.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Houn on 10 Jan 2006, 13:46
Quote from: jeph
Quote from: Manta Ray
Empire or Jedi?


Night Elf.


Tsk, Tsk.  For the Horde, Jeph.  For the Horde.

*Shout outs to Lightninghoof*
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: practicality on 11 Jan 2006, 18:43
Are the indietits going to continue to be a sporadic comic that you update when you have time, something you plan to begin on a regular basis again, or are they facing the end of their updates?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nescience on 11 Jan 2006, 20:17
Do you play slow or fast mana?  As a corollary, do you agree with the claim that the Serra Angel is the most valuable overall card to play in a white-themed deck?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 11 Jan 2006, 21:24
Quote from: eagle14
do people seriously nit pick your work to the stage of "omg fayes boob's are bigger today"?


Dude, seriously. Webcomic that prominently features females + nerds with way too much time on their hands = lots and lots of stupid boob comments.

Also, Jeph, what brands/models of guitars do you own/enjoy?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tenge on 12 Jan 2006, 03:17
Did QC start out on questionablecontent.net, or did it start on one of those free servers?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: marten_kicks_arse on 12 Jan 2006, 15:20
Jeph, how do you make and post the webcomics? I've always wondered, but nobody I know knows how to make and post webcomics. Do you have to use photoshop? Or is photoshop just an option for you if you feel like it?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ForteBass on 12 Jan 2006, 16:14
BAMF (http://www.questionablecontent.net/tutorial.php)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ozphactor on 12 Jan 2006, 20:52
Quote from: ForteBass
BAMF (http://www.questionablecontent.net/tutorial.php)

Whoa, thanks for that. Jeph, you need to put up a link somewhere, I never knew that page existed.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 12 Jan 2006, 21:17
Actually, he does; it's linked in the answer to the third question on the FAQ page.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ozphactor on 12 Jan 2006, 21:22
Quote from: Luke
Actually, he does; it's linked in the answer to the third question on the FAQ page.

Crap. I need to read more carefully. Now, to get this thread back on track...

Jeph, do you listen to any hip-hop? I ask because I notice you have quite a diverse selecton of music on the RL page, with the only notable genre unrepresented being hip-hop (unless you count the Avalanches). Just wondering.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 12 Jan 2006, 23:30
Quote from: practicality
Are the indietits going to continue to be a sporadic comic that you update when you have time, something you plan to begin on a regular basis again, or are they facing the end of their updates?


Not sure yet. It's tough to maintain interest and find time to do them on top of everything else I do.

Quote from: nescience
Do you play slow or fast mana?  As a corollary, do you agree with the claim that the Serra Angel is the most valuable overall card to play in a white-themed deck?


Depends on what deck I'm using, and Serra Angels are pretty good but it's been so long since I played M:tG that I really don't know.

Quote from: Storm Rider
Also, Jeph, what brands/models of guitars do you own/enjoy?


Gibson Les Paul Standard (faded finish), PRS McCarty, Fender American Deluxe HSS Stratocaster. MESA/Boogie Nomad 55 4x10 combo amp. 1mm Dunlop Tortex picks.

Quote from: Tenge
Did QC start out on questionablecontent.net, or did it start on one of those free servers?


It was always on questionablecontent.net. I don't like "free servers".

Quote from: ozphactor
Jeph, do you listen to any hip-hop? I ask because I notice you have quite a diverse selecton of music on the RL page, with the only notable genre unrepresented being hip-hop (unless you count the Avalanches). Just wondering.


Not really. For whatever reason most hip-hop doesn't grab me the way indie-rock and metal and electronic music do.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Stifled Dreams on 13 Jan 2006, 12:47
Did you watch "Hey Arnold?"
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ninjasoup4 on 13 Jan 2006, 18:13
What is your favorite videogame of all time?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rawrXskittles on 13 Jan 2006, 18:22
Shouldn't you be doing something else right now?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 13 Jan 2006, 18:25
Quote from: Stifled Dreams
Did you watch "Hey Arnold?"


Nope. Nickelodeon was dead to me after Ren & Stimpy.

Quote from: Ninjasoup4
What is your favorite videogame of all time?


Probably Final Fantasy VIII.

Quote from: rawrXskittles
Shouldn't you be doing something else right now?


Dude I am posting on the internet at a sci-fi convention. I AM DOING EXACTLY WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 13 Jan 2006, 18:29
Squall or Seifer?

Phrase your answer in Fangirlese for full credit.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 13 Jan 2006, 23:53
What was your favourite kind of M:tG deck to play with?  Favourite race/class combination in any pen and paper role playing game?  Who'd win in a fist fight, Kafka or Wilde?  If you had complete creative control would you do a comic on a regular basis in a different format?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eleion on 14 Jan 2006, 01:17
Why is the "pie r squared" (damn the lack of nifty keys on keyboards) shirt Marten wore forever ago so cool? And do you know where I might be able to get one? And if not how come you have not created them?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cacahuate on 14 Jan 2006, 09:56
If I sent you an interview for an article I'm writing about webcomics for the school newspaper, would you answer?

If you answered the question above, see this: How would I best go about sending it to you?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 14 Jan 2006, 11:51
Quote from: Storm Rider
Squall or Seifer?

Phrase your answer in Fangirlese for full credit.


Fuck that shit! Selphie4lyfe!

Quote from: happybirthdaygelatin
What was your favourite kind of M:tG deck to play with?  Favourite race/class combination in any pen and paper role playing game?  Who'd win in a fist fight, Kafka or Wilde?  If you had complete creative control would you do a comic on a regular basis in a different format?


Favorite one I ever put together was a black/blue all-flying deck. I don't do pen and paper RPGs. Kafka. Define "different format".

Quote from: Eleion
Why is the "pie r squared" (damn the lack of nifty keys on keyboards) shirt Marten wore forever ago so cool? And do you know where I might be able to get one? And if not how come you have not created them?


I dunno and you might be able to buy them from me eventually!

Quote from: cacahuate
If I sent you an interview for an article I'm writing about webcomics for the school newspaper, would you answer?

If you answered the question above, see this: How would I best go about sending it to you?


Yes I would, email it to jephco (at) mac (dot) com.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 14 Jan 2006, 12:17
Quote from: jeph

Favorite one I ever put together was a black/blue all-flying deck. I don't do pen and paper RPGs. Kafka. Define "different format".


Flying black/blue decks are fun.  I think I meant different medium.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: practicality on 14 Jan 2006, 18:17
Are there any blogs you enjoy perusing?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 14 Jan 2006, 19:47
Whenever QC finishes, will you continue with webcomicry in other forms?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 14 Jan 2006, 22:03
Maybe answered else where but I'll risk flames by asking: how many days have passed in the QC world?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 15 Jan 2006, 06:50
Brown eggshell or white eggshell?

Also I was wearing my socks.

Will you make some neato QC wallpapers for us? (yes I know there are the others. I just wondered if we could get some coolio ones that weren't cut an pastes)

Final question.

Elwood or Jake?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Duchess Tapioca on 15 Jan 2006, 16:33
How come Thanksgiving is the only holiday with a very special QC? Why not for MLK Day, Guy Fawlks, the Queen's Birthday, Canada Day, Groundhog Day, Boxing Day, or Anzac Day, Etc.? Is it just because their mascotts aren't as cute? Maybe you could just pick your three favorites. I'm sure you could think of somthing. Everyone likes to be put in a holiday spirit.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 15 Jan 2006, 20:43
Jeph did a vaguely Halloween-themed strip once.

I'm actually quite satisfied with the OMG turkeys being the only festive thing that Jeph does right now.

Jeph - is it bad that I've answered more of your questions than I've asked?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 15 Jan 2006, 21:06
I dunno, I think I would enjoy seeing what costumes Jeph came up with for all the characters on Halloween. However, because it's a storyline based comic, a Halloween arc would probably last nearly until Thanksgiving.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Duchess Tapioca on 15 Jan 2006, 21:32
Personally, I would like, "For Pete's sake, Groundhogs!"
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: yamaha2k3 on 16 Jan 2006, 16:00
Jeph, first off, I want to say that I love your work and you have inspired me to start learning how to draw so I can start my own comic. I really love your humor and your drawing style. I have a few questions though.

What inspired you to start drawing Questionable Content and how long have you been drawing in general?

Thanks for your time.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mooface on 19 Jan 2006, 06:55
inspired by a thread lower down...

what is dora's sexual orientation anyways?  personally i've always seen her as bi, but i guess it's something that can be left up to interpretation.  is her preference meant to stay ambiguous, or is there an answer?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: eagle14 on 19 Jan 2006, 17:55
why do you have on your sig, a link to your web comic , in its own forums?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: thatcrazycommie on 19 Jan 2006, 18:10
Have you ever played in a band?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: October Blues on 20 Jan 2006, 22:07
is there currently an ending to QC, or do you plan to think up more arcs until you get tired of the comic?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: zoidbergslo on 21 Jan 2006, 15:21
Ninja or Pirate?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Aram on 21 Jan 2006, 15:39
Why haven't you answered my e-mail ;.;
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Odin on 24 Jan 2006, 05:13
Quote from: jeph
Quote from: Ninjasoup4
What is your favorite videogame of all time?


Probably Final Fantasy VIII.


It's official, I have just lost a great deal of the respect I had for you.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Jan 2006, 05:37
That's a stupid reason to lose respect for someone.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Simulator on 24 Jan 2006, 15:09
Well I haven't lost any respect for you.

But I want to know..

FFVIII Beats FFVII?!!?!

Come on! What about Materia! Chocobo Racing! Battle Arena! Highwind! Red XIII! Mako?... :(
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cibohphobic on 24 Jan 2006, 15:23
Quote from: Simulator
FFVIII Beats FFVII?!!?!

Come on! What about Materia! Chocobo Racing! Battle Arena! Highwind! Red XIII! Mako?... :(


Meh, FFVI was the best, anyway.
Unless you count Tactics, which you of course should.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 24 Jan 2006, 17:50
whats your avatar from?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Odin on 25 Jan 2006, 05:07
Quote from: jeph
That's a stupid reason to lose respect for someone.


Not when you consider the sheer awesomeness that is the first FF Tactics in comparison to the utter garbage that is FF8 in terms of storyline.

I mean, at the end you destroy that world's equivalent of a Christ Figure/God, instead of some random "witch" that talks in Mortal-Kombat-speak and a story that ends in what amounts to a time paradox followed by "Aw, happily ever after!".

And this completely ignores all the other games out there that are exponentially better than the Final Fantasy franchise.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: almost thursday on 25 Jan 2006, 05:49
i think the final fantasy series started an irreversable slump with final fantasy eight. it's like they'd exhausted all their best ideas on six, seven and tactics, and now the series is... well, it's still the best games series on earth, but there was a year-long period when it absolutely owned my soul and now that feeling has gone. it's actually really sad.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Simulator on 25 Jan 2006, 06:00
Seriously you guys are all forgetting Suikoden II.

But other than that
SERIOUSLY YOU ARE FORGETTING THIS IS ASK JEPH SPACE.
So move along and debate games elsewhere.

Now for a real question:

Jeph
Are you available for birthdays?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jarne on 25 Jan 2006, 08:44
If young'un QC fans like myself (14 years of age) attend a concert that you go to, would it be alright if we/me hang around you if nobody else is there for said young person to hang around?
Title: Suggestion on RL
Post by: rossburnett on 25 Jan 2006, 09:32
Hi, newbie here really liking your art and making suggestion that you become an Amazon affiliate so you can make bux on your excellent Recommended Listening list.  Also, listening to awesome Bowie Outside you mentioned back in 04 (still catching up) - shouldn't that be on on RL?
Title: Suggestion on RL
Post by: rossburnett on 25 Jan 2006, 09:35
Hi, newbie here really liking your art and making suggestion that you become an Amazon affiliate so you can make bux on your excellent Recommended Listening list.  Also, listening to awesome Bowie Outside you mentioned back in 04 (still catching up) - shouldn't that be on on RL?
Title: genericon info??
Post by: ambientslut on 25 Jan 2006, 12:16
Hey Jeph,

I'm really looking forward to meeting you at Genericon either on friday or sunday (im a student at the neeerdiest college ever, rpi)...anyway..genericon's website is hella lame and doesnt give good info about where you'll be/when you'll be there..do you happen to have any information on it? thanks man
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: blank on 25 Jan 2006, 13:24
I see that the photos on the Merchandise page look like characters.

Are your characters based on real life people ? and can we have photos and matchups
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BiCoastal Kid on 25 Jan 2006, 18:18
Hello,

I just thought I would let you know that I think the spelling of you're name is wonderful. You are the only person I have seen to spell your name "Jeph" as opposed to Jeff or Geoff, and I find it of great fascination.

Is this how you're actual name is spelled, or did you feel like changing it up a bit?

-Rock
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 26 Jan 2006, 13:42
Ooh..delightful.
 First of all,you have stated before,Jeph,that there are a good deal of webcomics that you believe are utter shit..what are some of these dastardly comics of the internet?
 Second,how do you TRULY feel about The Locust?
 Third..Final Fantasy IX..and ahead of time FUCK YOOOUUU.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 29 Jan 2006, 01:44
Quote from: blank
I see that the photos on the Merchandise page look like characters.

Are your characters based on real life people ? and can we have photos and matchups


The photos on the merch page are actually people who have sent in pictures to Jeph saying "Hey, I like your shirt, this is me wearing it," or Jeph's friends or Jeph, or people from the I Like Fish forum who post pictures of themselves in said shirts. I know this because I have been subtly hinting to Jeph every now and then to put my Indie Tits shirt pic (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5463/indie8rf.jpg) up there, and he hasn't. :(

MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE I AM NOT A CHARACTER LOOK ALIKE IS THAT IT JEPH HUH
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 30 Jan 2006, 08:00
Hey Jeph do you ever get ill and try to draw and rather than making something rubbish you produce something off the wall and totally amazing (or so it seems at the time)?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cacahuate on 30 Jan 2006, 17:35
Did you get my interview questions?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ayePod on 31 Jan 2006, 05:11
Have you/will you ever come to the UK to talk about the things you do and the awesome way you do said things?

Is Lincoln your favourite president because of his beard? And amazing ability to accesorise?

Why don't you let Mitch take over the strip?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SailorPunk on 02 Feb 2006, 15:23
I love Faye, don't get me wrong....

but why, Jeph, must she be mocked for her "large" size when she is of an average-to-small build?

also:
What is your favorite meal?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: almost thursday on 03 Feb 2006, 09:00
jeph - who would win in a fight: moses or gandalf?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: hoax on 03 Feb 2006, 16:03
Would you ever consider doing "DIGITALLY REMASTERED" versions of the earlier strips?  I think it would be six kinds of awesome, especially if they were in a book, or something like that.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 04 Feb 2006, 07:04
Will you buy my junk from Ebay?

And will you take my sister somewhere far far away and never bring her back?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HeroX on 05 Feb 2006, 20:16
back when i first started reading qc, pintsize immediately made me think of GIR from invader zim. did any inspiration for pintsize come from jhonen vasquez's character, or is the whole 'cute robot that always causes trouble' thing just a coincidental similarity. i only ask because even their colour schemes are the similar.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: spgphil on 05 Feb 2006, 22:25
any chances of you heading to the Bay Area? We're the Silicon Valley and the land of MACs so there has to be some audience for webcomics.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Feb 2006, 07:03
Quote from: Simulator

Are you available for birthdays?


Only my own.

Quote from: Jarne
If young'un QC fans like myself (14 years of age) attend a concert that you go to, would it be alright if we/me hang around you if nobody else is there for said young person to hang around?


Maybe! Ask your parent or legan guardian.

Quote from: rossburnett
Also, listening to awesome Bowie Outside you mentioned back in 04 (still catching up) - shouldn't that be on on RL?


There's a whole bunch of stuff that I want to put on RL, pretty much everything I listen to! But that's like several hundred albums and I just don't have the time.

Quote from: blank
I see that the photos on the Merchandise page look like characters.

Are your characters based on real life people ? and can we have photos and matchups


Nope, QC characters are 100% fictional and not based on anybody I know in real life.

Quote from: BiCoastal Kid
Hello,

I just thought I would let you know that I think the spelling of you're name is wonderful. You are the only person I have seen to spell your name "Jeph" as opposed to Jeff or Geoff, and I find it of great fascination.

Is this how you're actual name is spelled, or did you feel like changing it up a bit?

-Rock


It started as a joke when I was like 11 or 12 I think and for whatever reason it stuck. Now even my parents use that spelling.

Quote from: hey_there_fatty
Ooh..delightful.
 First of all,you have stated before,Jeph,that there are a good deal of webcomics that you believe are utter shit..what are some of these dastardly comics of the internet?
 Second,how do you TRULY feel about The Locust?
 Third..Final Fantasy IX..and ahead of time FUCK YOOOUUU.


I don't think making a list of comics I hate would do anybody any good. Why would I want to give them the publicity?

I don't like grindcore, and the Locust sound like grindcore to me.

NO FUCK YOUUUUUU

Quote from: Lunchbox
The photos on the merch page are actually people who have sent in pictures to Jeph saying "Hey, I like your shirt, this is me wearing it," or Jeph's friends or Jeph, or people from the I Like Fish forum who post pictures of themselves in said shirts. I know this because I have been subtly hinting to Jeph every now and then to put my Indie Tits shirt pic (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5463/indie8rf.jpg) up there, and he hasn't. :(

MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE I AM NOT A CHARACTER LOOK ALIKE IS THAT IT JEPH HUH


Actually that's a cute photo. I'll try to remember to put it up next time I alter the merch page.

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
Hey Jeph do you ever get ill and try to draw and rather than making something rubbish you produce something off the wall and totally amazing (or so it seems at the time)?


No, when I'm sick (or just don't feel like drawing) I think it works out to pretty much the same level of quality as anything else, writing wise. The art is usually the first thing to suffer- if you see any copy and pasting between panels, or a whole strip that's nothing but talking heads, or four panels of just Pintsize, you can safely assume that I had the flu or something that day.

Quote from: ayePod
Have you/will you ever come to the UK to talk about the things you do and the awesome way you do said things?

Is Lincoln your favourite president because of his beard? And amazing ability to accesorise?

Why don't you let Mitch take over the strip?


If someone pays for the plane tickets, absolutely.

Lincoln was funny and kind and smart and had probably the hardest presidency ever. Also his wife was a total psycho bitch and he put up with it. He was basically the Ultimate Fellow. TOPHATS.

I have too much fun doing the comic to let anybody else take over. Whenever I run a guest week, by day two I'm antsy and wishing I was putting comics up like usual.

Quote from: SailorPunk
I love Faye, don't get me wrong....

but why, Jeph, must she be mocked for her "large" size when she is of an average-to-small build?

also:
What is your favorite meal?


Faye's getting wider as I get better at drawing.

Depends on the situation. Sometimes you want filet mignon with unicorn tear sauce, other times you just want a big ol' greasy hamburger.

Quote from: almost thursday
jeph - who would win in a fight: moses or gandalf?


I am pretty sure Moses actually existed at some point in history, so I'm gonna go with Moses. The real question is Gandalf or Aslan, as they're both full of ill-concealed messianistic omnipotence. WHICH ALLEGORICAL DEITY WOULD TRIUMPH???

Quote from: hoax
Would you ever consider doing "DIGITALLY REMASTERED" versions of the earlier strips?  I think it would be six kinds of awesome, especially if they were in a book, or something like that.


If I had the time, I'd re-draw every single pre-#500 comic. But I don't have the time.

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
Will you buy my junk from Ebay?

And will you take my sister somewhere far far away and never bring her back?


It's junk. No.

And no. That'd be illegal.

Quote from: HeroX
back when i first started reading qc, pintsize immediately made me think of GIR from invader zim. did any inspiration for pintsize come from jhonen vasquez's character, or is the whole 'cute robot that always causes trouble' thing just a coincidental similarity. i only ask because even their colour schemes are the similar.


Nope, purely coincidental. I don't remember exactly, but it's possible I hadn't even seen Zim yet when I first drew Pintize.

Quote from: spgphil
any chances of you heading to the Bay Area? We're the Silicon Valley and the land of MACs so there has to be some audience for webcomics.


Find a college willing to pay me to come talk and I'm there.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mikendher on 08 Feb 2006, 09:34
If you could choose three bands to play a private show for you and your friends, what bands would they be?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NoodleRama on 08 Feb 2006, 12:16
What ever happend to that blonde chick who used to work at Dora's coffee shop?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 08 Feb 2006, 14:39
Quote from: jeph
Post questions you have here (check the FAQ first for the more common ones) and I will do my best to answer them.


Second question from the bottom.

Also, can you please do something about your avatar? It is single-handedly devouring the page.
Title: Question!
Post by: misfit4leaf on 13 Feb 2006, 16:39
So how was it doing the con with R.K. Milholland?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 13 Feb 2006, 18:09
AWESOME. Oh wait, you didn't ask me. :) Seriously though, Randy is a fun guy.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimi on 13 Feb 2006, 23:09
okay...look, i know the rules (about 'baggage'), im new...so give me a small itsy bitsy break...but...i just have to say this first: everyone is so wierd here O_O i mean...GOD! (i know im hypocritical, but, and im gonna start using this excuse now, im new)

anyway, and now for the quesestioneh (question):

I read your comic from start to finish and have to note on how well it gradually builds both in story line, and in art (which is interesting, watching the artwork slowly develop into finer and sharper images and characters). But, in reference to the story - i need an answer as to how long you're willing to 'put the readers off' of the development of Faye and Marten's relationship. I mean, it's clear that in the 'near-to-end' part of the story, they'll either get together, or drift apart. What I also would like to know is, when or if this happens, will the story conclude, or will we all come witness to a few new episodes of "Marten and Faye get married! wootily woot woot!" and maybe "Marten and Faye get pregnant........simultaneously! wootily woot woot!" and something along the lines of "Pintsize wakes up a REAL boy" or "Pintsize wakes up a REAL.................i dunno....pint?"

Anyway, answers to these questions would be highly appreciated, however, if you feel they put you at stake of actually saying something that gives away a few major details in the story's progression...please don't.

cya around
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 14 Feb 2006, 02:43
Jeph.. if you could have anything or anyone (or both) who/what/wohwhat would it be?

Go on indulge me and my sillyness
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 14 Feb 2006, 15:57
I really,really have a feeling that only a few people read anything on or related to the site other than the strip itself.
 N E WAI,Jeph,another bizarre question involving your name..is you last name the French pronounciation (similar to "jhock") or whut?
 Second,have you happened to read Joey Comeau's "Lockpick Pornography"?
 Third,HUAGLUAGHULUHUAGLUAGUAHLUG?
 And finally....do you enjoy any musical theatre?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Adele on 15 Feb 2006, 18:13
Hey Jeph, I just wanted to check: are you okay with me taking art from your site and using it as an avatar in other forums?

Also, because obviously people will ask about the av and I want to spread the word, when I tell folk about QC how do you want me to big it up?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: practicality on 15 Feb 2006, 21:22
What's the best way to have tea?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 16 Feb 2006, 02:29
I've seen loads of dune referenaces in your comics and a few hitchhikers, so a couple of questions.

1)When did you discover both works
2)Which do you find to be better/funnier?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Smile on 22 Feb 2006, 21:03
Jeph: do you ever shop at the whole foods in hadley?

I thought I saw you there once, but I did not want to say anything because it would've been weird and creepy!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Valiant on 23 Feb 2006, 10:11
I've noticed that you have a TON of sci-fi references.  I'm a huge sci-fi fan, but I've been kinda held up on what kind of stuff to read (I sorta ran out of time for reading for a long time and what I used to read was all of the Star Wars novels... which are good for middle school kids...).  Any suggestions?

Secondly, what are your favorite sci-fi/fantasy books?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 25 Feb 2006, 18:16
who would would emerge victorious after a fight, snoopy or gromit?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Something Witty on 27 Feb 2006, 01:48
DEAR JEORPH: Do you ever feel ripped off by reading the newest strip of your own comic, and knowing what happens next?  

Because I for one would be dissapointed if I knew what the next comic would say, then got to see it on paper/screen. Kind of like reading a book then seeing a movie. you know what's going to happen so it isn't as exciting.

[edit]

Should I cut my hair short or leave it long?

Also, what is your favourite kind if pizza?

[/edit]
Title: which is better
Post by: AndreTheOtter on 28 Feb 2006, 00:03
which is better on pb and j
chunky peanut butter or creamy?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mberan42 on 28 Feb 2006, 08:30
"jacques" = "jay-kweez" or the typical pronunciation?

it's been bugging me. dunno why, though. also, any more pintsize merch anytime soon? someone mentioned in some other thread that a pintsize tie would be awesome. i totally agree.

cheers.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shale on 28 Feb 2006, 08:44
So, you've been talking a lot lately about how the characters are doing what they want to, not necessarily what their omnicient creator has planned for them. How's that affecting your ability to plan out where the story is going to go?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 01 Mar 2006, 12:34
Can I have a hug?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nescience on 01 Mar 2006, 14:00
Have you ever been arrested?  If so, what for?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mnementh on 01 Mar 2006, 14:24
Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!  And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"  I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."  He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"And I said, "Littering."  And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: practicality on 01 Mar 2006, 18:13
Do you read some of the forum threads, or pretty much ignore most of them so long as we keep the music down and don't wreck the patio furniture?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 04 Mar 2006, 09:13
If you had to drink a beer what brand would it be?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ProphetHobo on 04 Mar 2006, 10:10
1. You should totally come talk to my high school.... I can pay you in hugs.

2. Isn't Sam Beam a hot piece of ass?

3. I've written a few episodes of a conceptual cartoon/comic. The person that was supposed to write it is being a punk about it, and I have no artistic skill. Noone else with any talent has expressed interest in helping. Where do I go from here?

4. Would you ever consider bringing QC to television, perhaps as a cartoon? I personally would love to see it, perhaps on Adult Swim or something.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thrillho on 04 Mar 2006, 10:13
Dear Jeph

Marry me.

I'm kidding.

Or am I?

If you're into it, I'm not.

If you think that's creepy, I'm kidding. Obvs.

Anyway, my question is this - your main focus in this comic pretty much revolves around nookie; everyone is basically looking for some ass, especially Marten. My question is this - what kind of an attitude to have towards actually showing sexual scenes in your comic? We've seen Raven flash, but her nipples were obscured, and we've seen that ginger girl whose name escapes me naked covered in a sheet post-shag, but no actual boom-boom has gone on in the cartoons. Is this conscious on your part? I mean, obviously it is, but is this because it's not really necessary, or because it's not the main characters who've been having the sex, or is it because you don't want to show nudity and sexual scenes in the comic itself, or another reason?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 05 Mar 2006, 13:16
In disagree that the comic is ass-achievement oriented! Just for the record.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: i_am_the_dragonlady on 05 Mar 2006, 22:47
I know you've pointed out that the comic isn't wholly based in reality (pintsize, yay!), but I've been wondering. It seems to me that your goal for QC is that it be a relatively realistic story and comic-- relatively realistic art, and people in the story, and story itself-- albeit a humorous one. Do you try to keep the number of characters you're working with on an in-depth sort of scale to a minimum to make it a little easier to keep things in hand, or does that become impossible when you're dealing with characters who have three-dimensional lives, and run into new people (or old friends) all the time?  Do you prefer to work with a larger number of characters at once, or a smaller number?

Also, in regards to FF8: Did you like Laguna too? I think I remember seeing that you liked Selphie. They are similarly awesome. Er um. Yes.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 05 Mar 2006, 23:57
Quote from: Mikendher
If you could choose three bands to play a private show for you and your friends, what bands would they be?


Broken Social Scene, Mogwai, Opeth

Quote from: misfit4leaf
So how was it doing the con with R.K. Milholland?


Randy is an evil, evil man. It was delightful.

Quote from: Dimi
What I also would like to know is, when or if this happens, will the story conclude, or will we all come witness to a few new episodes of "Marten and Faye get married! wootily woot woot!" and maybe "Marten and Faye get pregnant........simultaneously! wootily woot woot!" and something along the lines of "Pintsize wakes up a REAL boy" or "Pintsize wakes up a REAL.................i dunno....pint?"


I'm going to keep doing the comic until it feels like I should stop. Not sure when that's going to be.

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
Jeph.. if you could have anything or anyone (or both) who/what/wohwhat would it be?

Go on indulge me and my sillyness


More guitars.

Quote from: hey_there_fatty
I really,really have a feeling that only a few people read anything on or related to the site other than the strip itself.
 N E WAI,Jeph,another bizarre question involving your name..is you last name the French pronounciation (similar to "jhock") or whut?
 Second,have you happened to read Joey Comeau's "Lockpick Pornography"?
 Third,HUAGLUAGHULUHUAGLUAGUAHLUG?
 And finally....do you enjoy any musical theatre?


The last name is pronounced "jacks" (long, boring story). I haven't read it yet but I hear it's real good. BLUGHALUGBALUGHLAH. No, I pretty much hate anything that involves people spontaneously bursting into song.

Quote from: Adele
Hey Jeph, I just wanted to check: are you okay with me taking art from your site and using it as an avatar in other forums?

Also, because obviously people will ask about the av and I want to spread the word, when I tell folk about QC how do you want me to big it up?


Sure thing, as long as you give me the proper credit if/when people ask where you got it from.

Quote from: practicality
What's the best way to have tea?


Depends on the tea. Earl Grey is good with a bit of lemon, but for something stronger (like Irish teas) you're better off adding a bunch of milk and sugar. Iced tea must be served sweet.

Quote from: Somethingfake
I've seen loads of dune referenaces in your comics and a few hitchhikers, so a couple of questions.

1)When did you discover both works
2)Which do you find to be better/funnier?


Found 'em both in high school. I don't think you can really compare the two, they're pretty different. I have Dune memorized. Still working on memorizing Hitchhiker's. One thing both series have in common is the early books are way better than the later ones in the series.

Quote from: Smile
Jeph: do you ever shop at the whole foods in hadley?

I thought I saw you there once, but I did not want to say anything because it would've been weird and creepy!


Sometimes! If you see me feel free to say hi, I like meeting people who read the comic. I promise I will not murder you (often).

Quote from: Valiant
I've noticed that you have a TON of sci-fi references.  I'm a huge sci-fi fan, but I've been kinda held up on what kind of stuff to read.  Any suggestions?

Secondly, what are your favorite sci-fi/fantasy books?


Check out Larry Niven, Stephen Baxter, Vernor Vinge, William Gibson, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov...that should keep you busy for a few years.

Quote from: Somethingfake
who would would emerge victorious after a fight, snoopy or gromit?


Snoopy lives in a fantasy world. Gromit is a dog who gets things done. Gromit would destroy Snoopy.

Quote from: Something Witty
DEAR JEORPH: Do you ever feel ripped off by reading the newest strip of your own comic, and knowing what happens next?

Should I cut my hair short or leave it long?

Also, what is your favourite kind if pizza?



No, I don't. Leave it long, that seems to be in style these days. Anything with meat on it.

Quote from: AndreTheOtter
which is better on pb and j
chunky peanut butter or creamy?


LOL B AND J LOL

Quote from: Shale
So, you've been talking a lot lately about how the characters are doing what they want to, not necessarily what their omnicient creator has planned for them. How's that affecting your ability to plan out where the story is going to go?


It has pretty much ruined my ability to plan out where the story is going. It's actually more fun this way though.

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
Can I have a hug?


Did you take a shower today?

Quote from: nescience
Have you ever been arrested?  If so, what for?


No, I try not to break the law too much.

Quote from: practicality
Do you read some of the forum threads, or pretty much ignore most of them so long as we keep the music down and don't wreck the patio furniture?


I don't really have time to keep up with anything but the comic discussion boards. I'll check the other forums if I hear tell of hijinks though.

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
If you had to drink a beer what brand would it be?


"HAD" to? What's this "had to" bullshit? I like beer!

Quote from: ProphetHobo
1. You should totally come talk to my high school.... I can pay you in hugs.

2. Isn't Sam Beam a hot piece of ass?

3. I've written a few episodes of a conceptual cartoon/comic. The person that was supposed to write it is being a punk about it, and I have no artistic skill. Noone else with any talent has expressed interest in helping. Where do I go from here?

4. Would you ever consider bringing QC to television, perhaps as a cartoon? I personally would love to see it, perhaps on Adult Swim or something.


1. If you can pay for the transportation/hotel fees, sure.
2. I am eternally jealous of his amazing facial hair.
3. Do what I did, learn to draw.
4. Probably not. Doing a TV series would mean giving up some creative control.

Quote from: DynamiteKid
Dear Jeph

Marry me.

I'm kidding.

Or am I?

If you're into it, I'm not.

If you think that's creepy, I'm kidding. Obvs.

Anyway, my question is this - your main focus in this comic pretty much revolves around nookie; everyone is basically looking for some ass, especially Marten. My question is this - what kind of an attitude to have towards actually showing sexual scenes in your comic? We've seen Raven flash, but her nipples were obscured, and we've seen that ginger girl whose name escapes me naked covered in a sheet post-shag, but no actual boom-boom has gone on in the cartoons. Is this conscious on your part? I mean, obviously it is, but is this because it's not really necessary, or because it's not the main characters who've been having the sex, or is it because you don't want to show nudity and sexual scenes in the comic itself, or another reason?


Sorry, I'm spoken for.

I won't ever do nudity in my comic mainly because I want people to be able to look at it at work without getting fired, if possible. Also drawing people doin' it would feel REALLY creepy.

Quote from: i_am_the_dragonlady
I know you've pointed out that the comic isn't wholly based in reality (pintsize, yay!), but I've been wondering. It seems to me that your goal for QC is that it be a relatively realistic story and comic-- relatively realistic art, and people in the story, and story itself-- albeit a humorous one. Do you try to keep the number of characters you're working with on an in-depth sort of scale to a minimum to make it a little easier to keep things in hand, or does that become impossible when you're dealing with characters who have three-dimensional lives, and run into new people (or old friends) all the time?  Do you prefer to work with a larger number of characters at once, or a smaller number?

Also, in regards to FF8: Did you like Laguna too? I think I remember seeing that you liked Selphie. They are similarly awesome. Er um. Yes.


I just add characters as I feel like, pretty much. As long as I don't feel like I'm overextending myself I think I'm doing an okay job.

The Laguna parts of FF8 kind of bugged me. I don't like fighting battles and gaining experience in an RPG if it doesn't go towards the main push of the game- it feels like a waste of time. My main party usually consisted of Squall, Rinoa, and either Zell or Quistis- towards the end of the game your best bet is to have Squall do all the fighting and have the other two characters run healing/support magic. Meltdown + Aura = destruction.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 06 Mar 2006, 09:25
Hooray for continual chains of questioning?


Quote from: jeph
Quote from: ChaoticEvil
Can I have a hug?


Did you take a shower today?


I did actually *nods*
Quote from: jeph

Quote from: ChaoticEvil
If you had to drink a beer what brand would it be?


"HAD" to? What's all this "had to" shit about? I like beer.


Well then? Which brand?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 06 Mar 2006, 17:09
Jeph, are there any plans to introduce more male characters, or make the existing ones more central to the story?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ProphetHobo on 06 Mar 2006, 20:05
How much are plane tickets to New York from wherever you are stationed?

You could bunk with me! I'll have a metal DDR pad thingy in a few days! We could stomp arrows until the break of dawn!

:-*
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: i_am_the_dragonlady on 06 Mar 2006, 21:25
Quote from: jeph
I just add characters as I feel like, pretty much. As long as I don't feel like I'm overextending myself I think I'm doing an okay job.

The Laguna parts of FF8 kind of bugged me. I don't like fighting battles and gaining experience in an RPG if it doesn't go towards the main push of the game- it feels like a waste of time. My main party usually consisted of Squall, Rinoa, and either Zell or Quistis- towards the end of the game your best bet is to have Squall do all the fighting and have the other two characters run healing/support magic. Meltdown + Aura = destruction.


Cool!

Ahh, I see. (Quistis. <3) Thanks for answering! ^^
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 07 Mar 2006, 08:14
Another thing..I was wondering how you came across Jerkcity..it dosen't seem like the easiest site to get to unless you visit the horrid sites it is linked from.

 And also..I would really like to hear the story if it is so..have you ever fallen victim to any kind of prank flash animation (the kinds that are meant to scare you with a sudden suprise and are like "AUUUGGGHH" and you're all like "AHHHHHHH").

 Third..*bursts into song* ON MY OOOOWWWN..PRETENDING HE'S BESIDE MEEEEEEE..ALL ALOOOOOONE I WALK WITH HIIIM TILL MOOOORRNIIIIING...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: practicality on 07 Mar 2006, 19:47
Do you watch much TV besides Project Runway?

ALSO: Are you happy with who won?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 07 Mar 2006, 20:20
I've got like 2 questions
-If you could create the perfect band, who would be in it or what instruments would be included?

-also, is there anything you'd break the fourth wall for?  Like, idk, some amazing personal event that you've just got to tell a huge audience?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coolhanderik on 08 Mar 2006, 22:10
Hi Jeph,

alright so...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, IF,  a woodchuck, COULD chuck wood?

Also, any cool movies you're looking forward to seeing this year?

Also, blogs lol?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kirbo on 09 Mar 2006, 10:47
Hey Jeph, any chance I can be the drummer for Marten's band?

I've played for over half my life (10 years), and I'm fairly ok.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ForteBass on 09 Mar 2006, 11:02
Quote from: ProphetHobo
How much are plane tickets to New York from wherever you are stationed?


Not many people have the desire to fly from Mass. to New York, man.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: spectrumsa-z on 09 Mar 2006, 13:51
1) If your characters were real, which of the girls do you think you would be most attracted to?

2) What is you favorite newspaper-type comic (as in the funnies)?

3) Have you ever been to Vegas?  What's your opinion on it?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: the tree on 09 Mar 2006, 15:19
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Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ProphetHobo on 09 Mar 2006, 16:35
Quote from: ForteBass
Quote from: ProphetHobo
How much are plane tickets to New York from wherever you are stationed?


Not many people have the desire to fly from Mass. to New York, man.


Quote from: jeph
1. If you can pay for the transportation/hotel fees, sure.


Pretty sure Jephro isn't going to take a taxi, brotha.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ForteBass on 09 Mar 2006, 22:48
Greyhound.

Also.. car. Pay for gas money.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 10 Mar 2006, 02:09
Train tickets. We usually take the train from New Haven or Hartford to NYC.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NoodleRama on 10 Mar 2006, 13:46
You Skipped me! *cries*

Once again...

What ever happened to the blonde chick who worked at Coffee of Doom?  We never hear anything about her anymore.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kalani on 10 Mar 2006, 14:07
In comic 469 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=469), what flavor of pie is Raven wearing on her head?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Stifled Dreams on 10 Mar 2006, 14:40
NoodleRama, read the FAQ. You're question has been answered already!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Boomeringue on 11 Mar 2006, 00:41
Hey Jeph-

Given this is a magical week in the Austin indie world, have you ever been here for SXSW (http://2006.sxsw.com/music/showcases/)? If so, what did you think?

What do you think of your fellow Massachusetts-ites (Massachusettsans? Massachusettszors?) The Dresden Dolls?

Since there's not a chance in hell that I'll get in to see Mogwai (who are playing immediately after Belle and Sebastian at the same venue), would you suggest seeing +/-, who I've never seen live, or go see Austin locals Trail of Dead, who I know will rip shit up?

Are we eventually gonna get band t-shirts for Deathm0le? What is it about comics and bands that start with Death (Bloom County's Deathtongue)?

Thanks for all your hard work.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ravenbomb on 12 Mar 2006, 20:31
What did you think of the Punks & Nerds "Why I Don't Write 'Questionable Content'" comic?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Manta Ray on 13 Mar 2006, 09:10
Have you ever heard/listened to Jeffrey Lewis or the Moldy Peaches?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 13 Mar 2006, 16:31
Quote from: Kirbo
I've played for over half my life (10 years), and I'm fairly ok.


Five years isn't that long, y'know.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SuperRad on 13 Mar 2006, 17:28
i think he meant hes been playing for 10 years.

maybe?

no?

ok.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Stifled Dreams on 13 Mar 2006, 17:31
Luke was just kidding, SuperRad :)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 13 Mar 2006, 19:09
L'ilbit. My sarcasm gets the better of me all the live long day sometimes.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kirbo on 13 Mar 2006, 20:38
Quote from: Luke
Quote from: Kirbo
I've played for over half my life (10 years), and I'm fairly ok.


Five years isn't that long, y'know.


Poorly worded upon reflection. I'm 18, I've played for 10 years.
Title: Question.
Post by: Electric Monk on 14 Mar 2006, 22:31
Hey Jeph-dude, I was curious... I'm kinda new to reading your comic (Lovin it, by the by), and I recently finished reading through the whole archives. Anyhow, I just realized that every single girl has their hair cut short.  This made me curious. Do you personally like short hair more versus long hair, or do you just tend to draw short-haired girls?

Yes, this is a silly question.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Spartan Pho3nix on 14 Mar 2006, 22:53
Do you play WC3? Dota? WOW?

If WC3 - what realm/name?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: the man in the moon on 15 Mar 2006, 07:41
Do the characters spend a lot of time on the internet that we just don't happen to see in the comic? If not, where did they pick up all the kEwL iNtAtRoN hAkK0rS slang from?

Chris
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Manta Ray on 15 Mar 2006, 09:10
I'm guessing short hair is just easier and quicker to draw, but Jeph probably has a better answer than that... that involves a monstrous plot line that basically says that the hair cannot grow beyond a certain length or the bus will blow up.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 15 Mar 2006, 10:46
Jeph's referenced that question before. If I remember correctly, he said short hair is just easier to draw (which is quite true).
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ProphetHobo on 23 Mar 2006, 19:45
Dear Jeph,

Are your boobs real?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: October Blues on 23 Mar 2006, 21:17
Jeph,

Why has Faye bought 4 pairs of glasses in the course of the strip, when the strip technically has only gone on for around a month or two?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 24 Mar 2006, 05:23
Quote from: October Blues
Jeph,

Why has Faye bought 4 pairs of glasses in the course of the strip, when the strip technically has only gone on for around a month or two?


Because our lord and master Jeph, made it so.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kirbo on 24 Mar 2006, 07:06
Quote from: ProphetHobo
Dear Jeph,

Are your boobs real?


They're real, and they're spectacular.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: akd on 24 Mar 2006, 09:18
Quote
Jeph,

Why has Faye bought 4 pairs of glasses in the course of the strip, when the strip technically has only gone on for around a month or two?


Its more like 4-6 months. And one pair broke, and she got another pair because she didnt like the way the second ones looked.

There were only three rite? yes? no?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Strike Reyhi on 24 Mar 2006, 21:29
I've seen you make a Metal Gear Solid reference in a comic so...

Which Metal gear games have you played(if any) and impressions (good bad okay?)

also Which systems do you have and or do you favor computer games?

also are you getting any next gen systems (or maybe already have X360?)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Crow_ on 25 Mar 2006, 00:07
Hey Jeph, I have a drawing question, actually..

How do you keep your lines so straight? I don't mean only in straight lines, I mean face, hair, pretty much everything. It isn't choppy at all. Do you just have an extremely steady hand?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Manta Ray on 25 Mar 2006, 15:41
Jeph's got a steady hand, I'm pretty sure I've heard him say that before.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 26 Mar 2006, 10:50
Quote from: Crow_
Hey Jeph, I have a drawing question, actually..

How do you keep your lines so straight? I don't mean only in straight lines, I mean face, hair, pretty much everything. It isn't choppy at all. Do you just have an extremely steady hand?

And scaleing down in photoshop helps alot...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Mar 2006, 21:18
My lines are pretty smooth even before I scale anything down. It's just something that comes with practice.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Joseph on 26 Mar 2006, 22:16
Are you willing to provide a full explanation and description of the craziness in the I Like Fish board?  Since I'm lost/confusing/in awe of what a party that must've been.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 29 Mar 2006, 03:46
Dear Jeorph;

I understand that life can get pretty busy, but are you going to update Jephdraw again?
If so, can you draw this?

Quote from: jeph
I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH



Kieffer, Skibas and I have been waiting patiently. Although we do not want to be destroyed, if that's okay.


PS. I have a mouse named Dora, I would appreciate it if you do not draw her in the pic. Because that is just wrong man.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 29 Mar 2006, 11:52
JRPH: Speaking of drawings, there seems to be one involving a severed skull that is outstanding. Please to be rectifying this as soon as you're done with Lunchbox's. KTHX.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Mighty Mopdecai on 03 Apr 2006, 17:37
Hey Jeph.
Two questions for you
1. Are you planning to do something special for strip 600
2. Any plans for coming over to the UK soon.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Strulleh on 04 Apr 2006, 21:31
Question: You made the original size available of that picture of Dora and Marten sitting next to each other- would it be possible for you to do the same with panel two of today's comic (#592)? I think it'd make an excellent background (maybe even without the speech bubbles, if possible).
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 05 Apr 2006, 17:22
Well, I'm fairly sure he has most of the comics saved as *.PSD (or whatever the Mac version is) files on his hard drive...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ProphetHobo on 07 Apr 2006, 07:42
Quote from: jeph
My lines are pretty smooth even before I scale anything down. It's just something that comes with practice.


Thanks for the new background, Jeph. It's so big that when it's set on center, all you see is half of both of their heads, it looks really really cool.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2803/bg8oo.jpg

Also, thank you for Woman King and Our Endless Numbered Days by Iron and Wine being in RL. I had a chance to obtain them today. Holy crap, I thought that Creek Drank The Cradle was good.

One more thing, I was thinking today that Sam Beam should do a cover of Blackbird by the Beatles, all Foo Fighters acoustic style. Am I crazy, or do you think this could sound good?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Karranir on 08 Apr 2006, 07:04
I notice you said yelling 'Freebird' is retarded...

Is yelling 'Play some Zepplin' at a Tiger Army concert just as retarded, or more so?


Also, does having done so make me retarded?

My fragile ego hangs on your answer, goode sir.

Editted to clear up extra HTML tags! yay.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: fiftyfour on 08 Apr 2006, 08:59
Have you heard of the Chinatown bus?

You can use it to get between New York, Boston, Philly, DC, and a bunch of other cities on the east coast for very cheap. For instance, you'd be able to get from Boston to New York for only fifteen bucks, and back for only fifteen. And hardly anyone ever dies on Chinatown bus, it's almost as rare as a shark attack!!

Almost!

Here's a useful database on chinatown buslines:
http://www.staticleap.com/chinatownbus/

And here's a fifteen dollar deal between New York and Boston:
http://www.fungwahbus.com/ticket/
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shezralyn on 08 Apr 2006, 21:16
What does this 'notorious nurr' thing mean?  And have you been to Australia? Does the popularity of your comic still surprise you? And last, have you studied any psychology? You seem to be unnaturally perceptive and articulate on emotional issues.. which is one of the things I Love about this comic.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Makeout_Hobo on 15 Apr 2006, 12:32
Quote from: Lunchbox
Dear Jeorph;

I understand that life can get pretty busy, but are you going to update Jephdraw again?
If so, can you draw this?

Quote from: jeph
I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DRAW A PICTURE OF KIEFFER MAKING OUT WITH LUNCHBOX MAKING OUT WITH SKIBAS MAKING OUT WITH DORA ALGHLABGLAHGLAHGLAHGLHAGLGHALAH



Kieffer, Skibas and I have been waiting patiently. Although we do not want to be destroyed, if that's okay.

PS. I have a mouse named Dora, I would appreciate it if you do not draw her in the pic. Because that is just wrong man.


Yeah I totally want to see this too.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SailorPunk on 15 Apr 2006, 13:29
i am also interested in that....also i want to make out with the make out hobo...can you make that happen...in life or in art?

love always,
sailorpunk
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Makeout_Hobo on 16 Apr 2006, 01:24
once again.

Pictures, and we will talk.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Leon on 16 Apr 2006, 14:37
Can we change your mind about the no nudity thing? You know you want too. Psh and it's their fault if they get fired for looking at work. Think of what Pintsize would say if you told him he wasn't ever going to see any boobies.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 16 Apr 2006, 20:12
Bad argument, dude. Remember when Dora gave Marten tit-shock? 'Twas merely off-camera.

Whether or not you're trying to be funny, I'd back off from the issue. It's obviously futile.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Leon on 18 Apr 2006, 06:08
k... i'll leave it alone. But I have another question. What program do you use to make the comics? Photoshop would be my first guess, but he might use something crazy like GIMP or Paint Shop Pro.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Apr 2006, 15:02
Quote from: In the FAQ, Jeph

Q: How do you draw QC?

A: I do all of the actual illustration in Adobe Photoshop with a 9x12 Wacom drawing tablet, and I use Adobe Illustrator to lay out the text and do the speech bubbles for each strip. I use the Brush and Eraser tools pretty exclusively. The lines look super-smooth because I have a pretty smooth drawing style to begin with, and because the original art for each panel is really, really huge. When it gets shrunk down any little jiggles I accidentally make get smoothed out. Click here for a short tutorial of how I draw.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 19 Apr 2006, 06:29
Are there any real-life people whose lives inspired the idea to begin QC?

Edit: Also, since Steve's wang's name is Lil' Stevie Ray Vaughan, what badass blues guitarist is Marten's schlong named after?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Something Witty on 20 Apr 2006, 01:53
Why doesn't the "Private Messages" link at the top of the forums change in some way when you have unread PMs?

It would be totally cool if they did, even if it was just the orange "New post" box that threads get.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: koip on 21 Apr 2006, 10:31
why do you complain about not getting any sleep EVERY SINGLE DAY? it's pretty annoying.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Something Witty on 21 Apr 2006, 10:39
Because living the crazy high-speed of sleeping, drinking, eating, and drawing that he does, he doesn't get a full night's sleep ever.

Did you seriously register just to ask that question?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: koip on 21 Apr 2006, 16:09
yes, because sleeping, drinking, eating, and drawing is so extremely wearing on one's body. yes, i seriously registered to ask that question because as i said, it's annoying and i wanted an answer. but i guess this forum only caters to people who think jeph is a god or something. sorry i ruined your little clique. i won't be posting again.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Leon on 21 Apr 2006, 17:27
^ He has some emotional issues he hasn't worked out yet. Let's all give him a collective hug for his troubles.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 21 Apr 2006, 17:57
Woah, everybody, chill out... Everyone.

Koip: to the best of my knowledge (bearing in mind that I don't actually know Jeph personally) he throws a lot of himself into doing QC. Like, a crapload. That, and he has his budding T-shirt and merchandise empire to contend with, comic con talks, daily errands to run, the works.

Personally, I can't imagine myself drawing a comic five days out of every seven - to me, even a simple sketch of one person takes an hour or so and the concentration involved usually leaves me pretty drained. Jeph does an entire comic, and though he's stupid fast at it (there's a video out there) I'd hesitate to assume that the process is any less draining just because he's a lot better at it than I am...

Who knows, maybe you, or me, or somebody else would cope with it better - maybe Jeph is a person who just gets tired easily - but that hardly matters because if the dude's tired, he's tired, and entitled to mention it. And despite that, he turns out consistently awesome work five days a week, damned near every week of the year, wipes himself out over it...

And then some dude comes on his forums and is nasty to him about something as trivial as the fact that he mentions he's tired in the newspost of his own website.

Not to imply that Jeph Jacques is a god or anything, but I hardly think you can claim the moral high ground if your idea of a worthwile use of both your time and our own is to come here and abuse both him and the people defending him over something so trivial as the fact that you find it irritating when he mentions being wiped out for whatever reason.

Besides, I'm pretty certain Something witty was being sarcastic.

But of course, if you're not posting here again then this entire post of mine is a complete waste of my time...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 22 Apr 2006, 00:18
I'll second SW's question; doesn't the phpBB board by default have the PM link change when one has new messages?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Garcin on 22 Apr 2006, 13:00
Jeph, if you had pick one festival this year: Bonnaroo, Lallapalooza, Coachella, Sasquatch, etc. which one would it be?  Funds & travelling expenses be damned.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: no_genius on 23 Apr 2006, 08:47
Are you going to put any of the music you make online?

For some reason hilarious stoner rock appeals to me
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 23 Apr 2006, 12:00
http://qcjeph.livejournal.com
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Alegis on 24 Apr 2006, 16:50
Strange question perhaps that bothers me ;

Before drawing #1, did it take a (really) long time before that to sketch a general storyline for  ?#eps and cast? Or improvised 'along the way' at the start ?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: missscenester on 26 Apr 2006, 07:32
So...

Supposedly, QC takes place on the North East, correct?

"Hella" is strictly a slang used in Northern California,

Well then, why do they sometimes say ''Hella'' in QC? I've noticed Faye said it once...and I've seen it another time as well.

It's just been a question I've had.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 26 Apr 2006, 09:28
Because Marten is from California, and it probably rubbed off on her.\

Edit: Also, you know that one episode of Teen Girl Squad on Homestar Runner? "Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends!" Well, the creators of that site are from Atlanta. Georgia totally took that word over.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: capnk8 on 26 Apr 2006, 09:28
Quote from: missscenester
So...

Supposedly, QC takes place on the North East, correct?

"Hella" is strictly a slang used in Northern California,

Well then, why do they sometimes say ''Hella'' in QC? I've noticed Faye said it once...and I've seen it another time as well.

It's just been a question I've had.


"Hella" started in NoCal, but it's migrated. After all, in today's age of instant messaging, you can have a friend in California whose slang you absorb... which is what happened out here in the boonies of Idaho. (And trust me: at the point when Idaho has picked up something, the entire world has it.)

I know that here, or at least among my people, it's used fairly ironically. I can totally see Marten and Co. using it in that same way.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Apr 2006, 12:51
Quote from: Bearer
I've got like 2 questions
-If you could create the perfect band, who would be in it or what instruments would be included?

Four guitarists, two drummers, a keyboardist, a cello player, a horn section, and a bassist. Basically I think Mogwai and GYBE should get together and make babies.


-also, is there anything you'd break the fourth wall for?  Like, idk, some amazing personal event that you've just got to tell a huge audience?


Nope. Breaking the fourth wall is not something I ever plan to do in QC.

Quote from: Coolhanderik
Hi Jeph,

alright so...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, IF,  a woodchuck, COULD chuck wood?

Also, any cool movies you're looking forward to seeing this year?

Also, blogs lol?


Four cords per day per woodchuck is the figure I've always seen. I am really bad at movies. I guess there will be some with explosions this summer? Finally, more like "blaughalgbalughalghhgs lol".

Quote from: Kirbo
Hey Jeph, any chance I can be the drummer for Marten's band?

I've played for over half my life (10 years), and I'm fairly ok.


Maybe. If I do a drum-less track (and I'm sure I will eventually) I might release the raw audio files. We'll see!

Quote from: spectrumsa-z
1) If your characters were real, which of the girls do you think you would be most attracted to?

2) What is you favorite newspaper-type comic (as in the funnies)?

3) Have you ever been to Vegas?  What's your opinion on it?


1) I think of them more like family members than seperate people, so I don't think I'd be "attracted" to any of them. The girls are like little sisters to me.

2) As far as extant strips go, Get Fuzzy, hands down.

3) No, but I'd like to go someday. Gambling and insanely cheap drinks sounds like a good time! Also it would give me the chance to punch Phil Helmuth in the dong. Man I hate that guy.

Quote from: the tree
[list=1]
  • If QC were set somewhere other than wherever it is set, would that affect it massively?
  • Do you actually hang around in coffee shops QC-style or know anyone that does?
  • Is Martins work ever going to come into the story? Does he speak to anyone at work? Or do anything? Does anything ever happen in that anonymous location?[/list:o]
• Probably not to a huge extent, provided it wasn't right where Faye grew up.
• I used to go to coffee shops and just read for a couple hours. Don't have time for that anymore.
• The idea of doing "workplace comedy" just doesn't interest me very much. It's more likely that I'll do a strip about marten LOSING his job.

Quote from: Kalani
In comic 469 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=469), what flavor of pie is Raven wearing on her head?


Cherry, obviously.

Quote from: Ravenbomb
What did you think of the Punks & Nerds "Why I Don't Write 'Questionable Content'" comic?


I loved it. Best QC parody ever.

Quote from: Manta Ray
Have you ever heard/listened to Jeffrey Lewis or the Moldy Peaches?


Nope!

Quote from: Electric Monk
Hey Jeph-dude, I was curious... I'm kinda new to reading your comic (Lovin it, by the by), and I recently finished reading through the whole archives. Anyhow, I just realized that every single girl has their hair cut short.  This made me curious. Do you personally like short hair more versus long hair, or do you just tend to draw short-haired girls?

Yes, this is a silly question.


Short hair is easier to draw, and I have more fun doing it. Also I have a soft spot for girls with short hair!

Quote from: the man in the moon
Do the characters spend a lot of time on the internet that we just don't happen to see in the comic? If not, where did they pick up all the kEwL iNtAtRoN hAkK0rS slang from?

Chris


Yes. They all have wireless internet and they surf the net while they poop (also off-panel).

Quote from: ProphetHobo
Dear Jeph,

Are your boobs real?


Realer than YOURS, Double-D McHugeTits.

Quote from: October Blues
Jeph,

Why has Faye bought 4 pairs of glasses in the course of the strip, when the strip technically has only gone on for around a month or two?


She just likes buying glasses.

Quote from: Strike Reyhi
I've seen you make a Metal Gear Solid reference in a comic so...

Which Metal gear games have you played(if any) and impressions (good bad okay?)

also Which systems do you have and or do you favor computer games?

also are you getting any next gen systems (or maybe already have X360?)


I am really picky about video games because free time to play them is a premium. I played the first MGS I think? And I have pretty much every game system prior to this current crop of "next-gen" consoles. I've got a pretty good gaming PC setup so I have utterly no interest in an Xbox 360 at this time. I do think I'ma need a PSP eventually though, if only for Me and My Katamari.

Quote from: Dark Flame
Are you willing to provide a full explanation and description of the craziness in the I Like Fish board?  Since I'm lost/confusing/in awe of what a party that must've been.


Uh, we were drinking.

Quote from: The Mighty Mopdecai
Hey Jeph.
Two questions for you
1. Are you planning to do something special for strip 600
2. Any plans for coming over to the UK soon.


1. I guess not!
2. I'd like to do the UK Comics Thing next year, I've been talking to Liz from www.stuffsucks.com and apparently it's a lot of fun.

Quote from: Karranir
I notice you said yelling 'Freebird' is retarded...

Is yelling 'Play some Zepplin' at a Tiger Army concert just as retarded, or more so?


Also, does having done so make me retarded?

My fragile ego hangs on your answer, goode sir.

Editted to clear up extra HTML tags! yay.


It is important not to yell anything about classic rock to bands that do not play classic rock in the first place. This is a lesson we all must learn eventually.

Quote from: Shezralyn
What does this 'notorious nurr' thing mean?  And have you been to Australia? Does the popularity of your comic still surprise you? And last, have you studied any psychology? You seem to be unnaturally perceptive and articulate on emotional issues.. which is one of the things I Love about this comic.


It doesn't really mean anything. I have not been to australia but I'd like to go! And no, I have absolutely no background in the mental studies.

Quote from: Leon
Can we change your mind about the no nudity thing? You know you want too. Psh and it's their fault if they get fired for looking at work. Think of what Pintsize would say if you told him he wasn't ever going to see any boobies.


No.

Quote from: KimJongSick
Are there any real-life people whose lives inspired the idea to begin QC?

Edit: Also, since Steve's wang's name is Lil' Stevie Ray Vaughan, what badass blues guitarist is Marten's schlong named after?


Nope, they're entirely fictional. Marten's is a secret.

Quote from: koip
why do you complain about not getting any sleep EVERY SINGLE DAY? it's pretty annoying.


I'd answer this but apparently you're not posting anymore. OH NOES

Quote from: Moiche
Jeph, if you had pick one festival this year: Bonnaroo, Lallapalooza, Coachella, Sasquatch, etc. which one would it be?  Funds & travelling expenses be damned.


I utterly loathe festival shows, but if I had to pick one I'd pick Coachella. Best lineup I've seen.

Quote from: Alegis
Strange question perhaps that bothers me ;

Before drawing #1, did it take a (really) long time before that to sketch a general storyline for  ?#eps and cast? Or improvised 'along the way' at the start ?


It took a couple months of thinkin' before I had enough ideas in my head to start the comic. Of course, almost all of those ideas immediately went out the window, but hey.

Quote from: missscenester
So...

Supposedly, QC takes place on the North East, correct?

"Hella" is strictly a slang used in Northern California,

Well then, why do they sometimes say ''Hella'' in QC? I've noticed Faye said it once...and I've seen it another time as well.

It's just been a question I've had.


Marten's from California. Also hella is spreading all over thanks to the inter-nets.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: valley_parade on 26 Apr 2006, 16:55
Quote from: jeph
Marten's is a secret.


I'll bet it's Buddy Guy or Freddie King.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Electric Monk on 26 Apr 2006, 17:32
Jeph answered my silly question! Now I wish I had written a better question. Something "deep".
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Black_Cherry_ on 27 Apr 2006, 00:04
Jeph, you are totally lying on the naked thing. :P  You once drew a suicide girl. With big boobies.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: missscenester on 27 Apr 2006, 14:08
Quote from: Jeph
Marten's from California. Also hella is spreading all over thanks to the inter-nets.


Cool, so Marten is from NorCal! Woot.

Is hella really spreading? Hmmm...

I don't ever recall hearing Marten say it..he should say it more often.

:)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Catfish_Man on 27 Apr 2006, 14:42
Quote from: missscenester
Quote from: Jeph
Marten's from California. Also hella is spreading all over thanks to the inter-nets.


Cool, so Marten is from NorCal! Woot.

Is hella really spreading? Hmmm...

I don't ever recall hearing Marten say it..he should say it more often.

:)


It has definitely spread to Oregon...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: qtownstegy on 27 Apr 2006, 15:06
Also, hella has been featured in South Park episodes by Cartman where that was all he would say. "Hella cool!" Things like that.

So, the entire country was exposed to it, and not only through the internet.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Stifled Dreams on 27 Apr 2006, 16:17
Quote from: jeph
As far as extant strips go, Get Fuzzy, hands down.


Oh, thank god.

Bloom County?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: qtownstegy on 27 Apr 2006, 17:21
Quote from: Black_Cherry_
Jeph, you are totally lying on the naked thing. :P  You once drew a suicide girl. With big boobies.


Is this true Jeph? Did you lie to us?

Say it ain't so.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: n8tron on 30 Apr 2006, 03:51
what phpbb style is this?  did you program it yourself?  I really like it and was wanting to use a similar style on my site, except with completely different colors.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lines on 30 Apr 2006, 08:08
i'm from ohio and i've been using hella for ages.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Swali on 30 Apr 2006, 21:09
All I'm wondering is: what happened to the green Coffee of Doom aprons?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Storm Rider on 30 Apr 2006, 21:45
Quote from: Stifled Dreams
Quote from: jeph
As far as extant strips go, Get Fuzzy, hands down.


Oh, thank god.

Bloom County?


Get Fuzzy, Pearls Before Swine, and The Boondocks are far and away the best syndicated comics.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: taran on 30 Apr 2006, 23:47
What's happening with IndieTits?

Is it just having a break at the moment and you'll start updating it again sometime?

And the IndieTits discussion forum seems to have vanished.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Alegis on 01 May 2006, 05:38
or jephdraw. Wallpaper material ROX
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2006, 15:10
Is Marten gonna get another guitar? The Fender Telecaster is a fine axe, fo sho, but there is a lot to be said for the tonal differences in other guitar makes and models.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mharris on 02 May 2006, 22:43
edit* nevermind its really a dumb question that was just answered by reading the strips after it.

so uhh new question.


ever had any merchandise ideas for something else besides clothes and posters?

i predict someday a little toy pintsize will be in every household in america.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 03 May 2006, 01:05
I'm guessing they shagged at her place after all and she changed.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Garcin on 03 May 2006, 08:23
Jeph,

Aside from buying stuff in the QC store, or just, you know, sending you money in a box, how might a habitual reader support the comic and your efforts making it?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tergon on 03 May 2006, 17:54
If Steve and Marten were to fight to the death, who would win?  And, if the winner of this battle were to fight the winner of a Dora v Raven matchup, who would the ultimate survivor be?

Obviously Faye must be excluded from this contest because she'd quite literally dismember any of these four in a fight, fair or otherwise.

EDIT: Holy crap, and this predates comic #613 by only an hour or so.  I am *so* clairvoyant.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bunnyman on 03 May 2006, 22:24
Quote from: Storm Rider
Quote from: Stifled Dreams
Quote from: jeph
As far as extant strips go, Get Fuzzy, hands down.


Oh, thank god.

Bloom County?


Get Fuzzy, Pearls Before Swine, and The Boondocks are far and away the best syndicated comics.


No love for Bizarro?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 04 May 2006, 14:01
Is blaughalgbalughalghhgs pronoucable? or do you just make random noises to say it?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: valley_parade on 04 May 2006, 19:59
What, if any distortion/overdrive/boost pedals do you use in your music making?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Resda on 08 May 2006, 01:11
My search-fu is weak, so if this question has been answered, I totally authorize Jeph to smack me upside the head. Virtually, of course.

If Pintsize's chassis is so unique (it had a laser in it, for cryin' out loud), then why is it that every other AnthroPC has the same body, except recolored? (Winslow excluded, of course.)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Snark on 08 May 2006, 06:51
Quote from: Resda
My search-fu is weak, so if this question has been answered, I totally authorize Jeph to smack me upside the head. Virtually, of course.

If Pintsize's chassis is so unique (it had a laser in it, for cryin' out loud), then why is it that every other AnthroPC has the same body, except recolored? (Winslow excluded, of course.)


I think it was just the death laser, but I'll let Jeph give the definitive word.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Resda on 08 May 2006, 20:44
So... I don't get smacked? Great!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 09 May 2006, 02:18
Quote from: Resda
So... I don't get smacked? Great!


Unless you're into that kind of thing :D
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Denyer on 09 May 2006, 17:34
Quote from: jeph
1) I think of them more like family members than seperate people, so I don't think I'd be "attracted" to any of them. The girls are like little sisters to me.

Which (if any) is closest to being regarded as an older sibling?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Resda on 09 May 2006, 19:40
Just thought of a good one.

What do the characters' voices sound like in your head as you do the comic?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Makeout_Hobo on 10 May 2006, 00:23
Hella Hella Hella Hella Hella Hella.

Hella Hella?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tergon on 10 May 2006, 01:41
Oh my dear God NO.  The Makeout Hobo has been possessed by the malevolent spirit of a Pokemon.  Repent thy sins for all is lost!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: wolfie-ulf on 10 May 2006, 05:11
Hi, Im farely new to this forum thingfor Qc, and as the number of questions in this "discussion" is a little TO high for me look trough I'm just going to ask you this:

What is the age of the cast in qc? They seem quite young, but at times are very mature. Also, as a fellow artist in the drawing media, what facial part do you hate the most to draw? (and do you have any advice conserning noses, hate 'em!)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 10 May 2006, 08:07
Quote from: Somethingfake
Is blaughalgbalughalghhgs pronoucable? or do you just make random noises to say it?


 That is the sound of licking dick,according to the authors of Jerkcity( www.jerkcity.com )( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerkcity )..so to make that sound..you pretty much have to lick dick.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Makeout_Hobo on 10 May 2006, 09:00
HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL, interj.
An all-purpose sound, denoting the act of performing oral sex, the act of receiving oral sex, taking drugs, writing your Congressman, misdialing your party and getting that annoying series of tones, or sitting perfectly still and making no noise whatsoever.
Title: 12 year old with breasts?
Post by: JackFaerie on 10 May 2006, 12:44
Hey, Jeph, I was looking at the comic where Faye and her mom are talking in the living room a few days ago, and noticed the portrait of younger Faye and Amanda hanging there.  Faye looks to be in her mid-teens, and Amanda looks very young--she's much shorter than Faye, and has the face of a 12 year old.  But both of them have pretty substantial breasts.  How old is Amanda supposed to be in that photo?  It's somewhat disturbing...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 10 May 2006, 13:19
What disturbs me is that so many people look at the breasts...

Breasts are nice, but seriously guys, there are other things to look at...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: neomang5 on 10 May 2006, 13:30
Jeph,

You noted a style of art on Jephdraw that you said you might use for a sideproject. Did you have a particular one in mind, or were you just commenting on it. Also, if you did start a sideproject, what would it be about?

Also, have you ever considered a forum gathering, or would that be too crazy?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JackFaerie on 10 May 2006, 14:01
Quote from: Switchblade
What disturbs me is that so many people look at the breasts...

Breasts are nice, but seriously guys, there are other things to look at...


I'm a girl!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lines on 10 May 2006, 16:41
girls are allowed to get freaked out by unnatural breast sizes. it's just something we do.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 10 May 2006, 17:29
My apologies. It was the "Jack" that threw me.
Title: indie tits
Post by: dsdm on 10 May 2006, 20:46
Okay, first post, go easy on me:
Please, pleasepleasepleaseplEEEAASSE update Indie Tits!  Granted, I don't follow the Indie music scene, but even when the dialogue is all about references to bands I've never heard of, and probably will never listen to, it's still funny on some level and I must have it!  I am hopelessly addicted to the dialogue balloons over the same four bird images update after update! And before I get flamed for being a smartass, I am NOT being sarcastic. Most of this shit is pretty damn funny even to someone who is not into indie music.  I wouldn't even read QC otherwise
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Necromancer of Rath on 11 May 2006, 01:25
Might as well ask since I've wondered since the comic in question was made. In 402, Pintsize says he has a list of times when he hasn't been good. The one that interested me was number 472. Did you have something in mind for what happened to those preschoolers?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 11 May 2006, 08:41
Dude, that's like the noodle incident in Calvin & Hobbes. It doesn't need to be explained.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Necromancer of Rath on 12 May 2006, 07:42
Sure it doesn't need to, but I wonder every odd time it pops into my head.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Snark on 12 May 2006, 09:38
Quote from: Luke
Dude, that's like the noodle incident in Calvin & Hobbes. It doesn't need to be explained.


HAHAHA!  Yeah, I remember that.  The possibilities of what it could have been are far better than any full disclosure of what it actually was.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Marke` on 14 May 2006, 08:09
Hey Jeph, I am a young artist who has recently started my own webcomic. I suppose my question is is QC related stuff your only source of income and did you go to college/university after graduating or jump into making the comic without formal training. Cheers, Marke`
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 15 May 2006, 10:26
Hey Jeph, just noticed whilst reading through the archives that Dora's cat seems to have changed from a *he* to a *she*

Heres the comic links http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=397 (second panel dora's second line) and
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=217 (Panel two Dora's fourth line)

So what happend? a Kitty sex change?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 15 May 2006, 16:05
Man, I've known VETS who got that one wrong. It's pretty hard to tell, with cats.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kid Modernist on 16 May 2006, 02:28
Also, it could be that it's a minor character which gender doesn't really matter so Jeph forgot to keep it uniform. YOU GOT HIM!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 16 May 2006, 03:53
Quote from: Kid Modernist
Also, it could be that it's a minor character which gender doesn't really matter so Jeph forgot to keep it uniform. YOU GOT HIM!


He'll probably burn me from exsistance to keep his mistake as secreat as possible! Ahhhh >run away!<
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Something Witty on 16 May 2006, 05:43
Quote from: neomang5
Also, have you ever considered a forum gathering, or would that be too crazy?
I'm pretty sure this would end up a mess of makeouts and brawling.

Sign me up!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: crazybritishsteve on 16 May 2006, 06:02
We should have an english/uk get together, if jeph ever decides to get his short scrawny ass over to our little island.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: gnarfel on 16 May 2006, 18:30
i have a question.

Does Cristi read the comic?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: inhuman_decency on 16 May 2006, 19:55
Quote from: gnarfel
i have a question.

Does Cristi read the comic?


Yes (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=481) (note the title). She also sometimes posts it (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=601).

ETA: She also regularly reads the newsposts (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=517).

(note: I'm not as obsessive as this might suggest; I just happen to be reading through the archive right now to soothe my troubled heart.)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke C on 20 May 2006, 08:12
Have you considered putting yourself in a QC strip as a cameo Hitchcock style?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Mighty Mopdecai on 22 May 2006, 06:22
Hey Jeph you said you might be coming to the UK in this forum well I suggest that you try coming over here in the Edinburgh Festival well not this year try next year I bet the Edinburgh fringe would love to promote some one like you.

More TEH makeouts please
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mattman723 on 24 May 2006, 15:22
Hey Jeph, I started reading QC last week and in 4 days I made it to the newest comic!  Talk about committed...

Anyway, I was wondering what the floor plan for Marten's old and new apartments looked like.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tortillafactory on 25 May 2006, 23:49
Jeph, do you have a drawing tablet recommendation for those of us who can't afford a 9x12 Wacom?  What should be sacrificed - size, brand name, or condition (I'm thinking eBay, here)?

P.S. I love QC it's inspired me to keep pursuing art you rock blah blah.  [generic complements here]
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coffee Leftovers Reader on 28 May 2006, 22:31
I have three really stupid questions:

1. Do you happen to sport an "indie" look?

2. Who are those people on the t-shirt ads?!? I simply must know the dog's name...

3. What do you think of your wiki article? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeph_Jacques)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: xerai on 29 May 2006, 06:08
For the most part, they are just random people who have bought tshirts and have sent in pictures. (Same goes for the people on the merchandise page).

I'm pretty sure he is friends with the guy who is wearing the pintsize hoodie, however.

Edit: In hindsight, I might be wrong, but I think some of pictures are of Jeph.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 29 May 2006, 06:53
If you want to know which pictures are of Jeph, look for the bird tats on his arms, that how I I.D him :)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: xerai on 29 May 2006, 12:38
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/shirts/bearmonsterboy.jpg)


Like so.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: IronOxide on 29 May 2006, 14:14
I have a question. Which weighs more:

A pound of DONGLOL
or a pound of <DICK><
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: xerai on 30 May 2006, 02:31
... They weigh the same; a pound!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 30 May 2006, 05:34
Well of course I read the comic! How silly! Trust me when I say that the comic pretty much dominates our household.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 30 May 2006, 05:38
A little question with Pengraffe, how did you come up with that name?

Did it just pop into your head or did you find it on the internet?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Mighty Mopdecai on 31 May 2006, 18:05
Hey Jeph in a strip a while ago you when Pintsize had to much RAM in his system you said that it was like 'licking a battery'. This sounds very similar to a line in Alan's Moore's comic watchman so I wondered have you read any of his books
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: quietnow on 01 Jun 2006, 01:15
oh man is there anyone on the internet who has not read watchmen?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Switchblade on 01 Jun 2006, 03:48
Me. I think.

Unless I read it and then forgot about it...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: quietnow on 01 Jun 2006, 07:58
Quote from: Switchblade
Me. I think.

Unless I read it and then forgot about it...


oh ok.  well rorschach dies at the end.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: stevethepirate on 01 Jun 2006, 19:29
Neither did I, but I did see Top Gun.






Goose dies.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Silly Bob's new groove on 01 Jun 2006, 23:12
three questions;

1. What do you use to do your back grounds? I used MS Paint and it's terrible I never want to use those backgrounds again.

2. I know you're main focus other than the story in this strip is music, but if it was like completely illegal to write dialog about music, what would focus on instead?

3. You said you don't have time to do all the strips over again, but if you were to choose one of the older strips above all others to redo, which would it be?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bunnyman on 02 Jun 2006, 23:27
Quote from: stevethepirate
Neither did I, but I did see Top Gun.
Goose dies.


That...thing in there is not the Goose.  Come on, Max, let's give them their heroes!

...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NecroAd on 03 Jun 2006, 04:47
Yay, question time.

1) Are plans to put out Questionable Content for sale as a graphic novel going to be pursued? Because I know I'd certainly buy one.
2) What do you use to make your merchandise?
3) What do you think of the whole goth/goth-rock music shtuffs?
4) Do you like rainbows?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 03 Jun 2006, 05:57
Quote from: Bunnyman
Quote from: stevethepirate
Neither did I, but I did see Top Gun.
Goose dies.


That...thing in there is not the Goose.  Come on, Max, let's give them their heroes!

...


I think you guys are getting Mad Max and Top Gun confused here. Which, er, I guess can be easy to do?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Catfish_Man on 03 Jun 2006, 10:06
Quote from: Silly Bob's new groove
three questions;

1. What do you use to do your back grounds? I used MS Paint and it's terrible I never want to use those backgrounds again.


I can answer this one; Adobe Photoshop.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: penpen17 on 04 Jun 2006, 21:13
I have a question:  Does Dora still smoke?  According to this comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=151), she did in high school, but I have never heard any mention of her quitting, nor have I ever seen her smoke
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kalani on 05 Jun 2006, 20:08
Hmm.  It says she took his cigarettes.  It never actually says she smoked them...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SuperSUGA on 06 Jun 2006, 01:05
Quote from: quietnow

oh ok.  well rorschach dies at the end.


Thanks... I'm halfway through reading Watchmen right now...
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: inhuman_decency on 06 Jun 2006, 08:39
Quote from: SuperSUGA
Quote from: quietnow

oh ok.  well rorschach dies at the end.


Thanks... I'm halfway through reading Watchmen right now...


Well, don't feel too sad about it. Jon resurrects him. Moore has this big thing about the mind as information, so he uses that as a platform to go off on the meaning of mortality.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: stevethepirate on 06 Jun 2006, 16:19
And whatever it was that the guy was reading has been good and thoroughly ruined for him. Congratulations for killing literature guys. Good one. Jeph, has there ever been a photo of you on here showing your face and everything?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SuperSUGA on 06 Jun 2006, 16:29
Thankfully I ploughed through the rest of Watchmen before returning to this thread and the spoiler was hardly a huge part of the plot. But still, I appreciate the attempt to be a dick.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Jun 2006, 16:54
Hey Stevethepirate;
If you are that worried about what Jeph looks like you can Google Image Search Jeph Jacques.
It is that easy!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ProphetHobo on 06 Jun 2006, 18:02
Dear Jephro,

As a man of quite ample bosom, I am offended by your response to my previous question. Offended and hurt. Here is a stock picture of me being emo to give you a good image of it. It should be noted that I borrowed an emo friends' glasses to aid in the look.

(http://myspace-903.vo.llnwd.net/00776/30/90/776580903_l.jpg)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Jun 2006, 19:38
Quote from: Stifled Dreams
Quote from: jeph
As far as extant strips go, Get Fuzzy, hands down.


Oh, thank god.

Bloom County?


But of course.

Quote from: n8tron
what phpbb style is this?  did you program it yourself?  I really like it and was wanting to use a similar style on my site, except with completely different colors.


It's a heavily-customized version of SubSilver.

Quote from: Swali
All I'm wondering is: what happened to the green Coffee of Doom aprons?


I didn't feel like drawing aprons over and over again, so I relaxed the dress code.

Quote from: taran
What's happening with IndieTits?

Is it just having a break at the moment and you'll start updating it again sometime?

And the IndieTits discussion forum seems to have vanished.


It'll be back sooner or later. Nobody was really discussin' it!

Quote from: KimJongSick
Is Marten gonna get another guitar? The Fender Telecaster is a fine axe, fo sho, but there is a lot to be said for the tonal differences in other guitar makes and models.


We'll see.

Quote from: Mharris
ever had any merchandise ideas for something else besides clothes and posters?

i predict someday a little toy pintsize will be in every household in america.


If I can find a reliable way to ship mugs without breakage, we'll do mugs. I have other plans as well.

Quote from: Moiche
Jeph,

Aside from buying stuff in the QC store, or just, you know, sending you money in a box, how might a habitual reader support the comic and your efforts making it?


Tell other people about it! Word of mouth is the best way to support me short of giving me money.

Quote from: Tergon
If Steve and Marten were to fight to the death, who would win?  And, if the winner of this battle were to fight the winner of a Dora v Raven matchup, who would the ultimate survivor be?


Marten vs. Steve would quickly devolve into a sissy slapfight. Dora would destroy either one.

Quote from: Valley_Parade
What, if any distortion/overdrive/boost pedals do you use in your music making?


None. S'all crafty digital modeling in GarageBand at the moment.

Quote from: Resda
My search-fu is weak, so if this question has been answered, I totally authorize Jeph to smack me upside the head. Virtually, of course.

If Pintsize's chassis is so unique (it had a laser in it, for cryin' out loud), then why is it that every other AnthroPC has the same body, except recolored? (Winslow excluded, of course.)


It was a standard chassis with custom, secret components.

Quote from: Resda
Just thought of a good one.

What do the characters' voices sound like in your head as you do the comic?


The only character I have a definitive voice for is Dora. She'd sound like Jane from Daria, or the butch chick from Final Fantasy X-2.

Quote from: Makeout_Hobo
Hella Hella Hella Hella Hella Hella.

Hella Hella?


Oh hell of, yes.

Quote from: wolfie-ulf
Hi, Im farely new to this forum thingfor Qc, and as the number of questions in this "discussion" is a little TO high for me look trough I'm just going to ask you this:

What is the age of the cast in qc? They seem quite young, but at times are very mature. Also, as a fellow artist in the drawing media, what facial part do you hate the most to draw? (and do you have any advice conserning noses, hate 'em!)


Faye/Steve/Marten are about 24-25. Dora is a year or two older, Sven is a year or two older still. Raven is younger than F/S/M, Ellen and Nat are younger than Raven. I dunno how old Hannelore is yet.

I don't like drawing foreheads. They're subtly difficult. The trick with noses is to imply the shape of the nose instead of trying to render all of it exactly. That's how anime gets away with little tiny dot-noses.

Quote from: JackFaerie
Hey, Jeph, I was looking at the comic where Faye and her mom are talking in the living room a few days ago, and noticed the portrait of younger Faye and Amanda hanging there.  Faye looks to be in her mid-teens, and Amanda looks very young--she's much shorter than Faye, and has the face of a 12 year old.  But both of them have pretty substantial breasts.  How old is Amanda supposed to be in that photo?  It's somewhat disturbing...


Obviously Amanda is a demon.

Quote from: neomang5
Jeph,

You noted a style of art on Jephdraw that you said you might use for a sideproject. Did you have a particular one in mind, or were you just commenting on it. Also, if you did start a sideproject, what would it be about?

Also, have you ever considered a forum gathering, or would that be too crazy?


Any future projects I have in mind must remain secret. I tend to meet forum folks at conventions.

Quote from: dsdm
Okay, first post, go easy on me:
Please, pleasepleasepleaseplEEEAASSE update Indie Tits!  Granted, I don't follow the Indie music scene, but even when the dialogue is all about references to bands I've never heard of, and probably will never listen to, it's still funny on some level and I must have it!  I am hopelessly addicted to the dialogue balloons over the same four bird images update after update! And before I get flamed for being a smartass, I am NOT being sarcastic. Most of this shit is pretty damn funny even to someone who is not into indie music.  I wouldn't even read QC otherwise


IT will be back sooner or later.

Quote from: Necromancer of Rath
Might as well ask since I've wondered since the comic in question was made. In 402, Pintsize says he has a list of times when he hasn't been good. The one that interested me was number 472. Did you have something in mind for what happened to those preschoolers?


Yes, but it is too horrific to divulge.

Quote from: Marke`
Hey Jeph, I am a young artist who has recently started my own webcomic. I suppose my question is is QC related stuff your only source of income and did you go to college/university after graduating or jump into making the comic without formal training. Cheers, Marke`


QC has been my full time job since september of '04. I went to college but it was for music, not comics or illustration.

Quote from: Somethingfake
Hey Jeph, just noticed whilst reading through the archives that Dora's cat seems to have changed from a *he* to a *she*

Heres the comic links http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=397 (second panel dora's second line) and
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=217 (Panel two Dora's fourth line)

So what happend? a Kitty sex change?


You never know, with cats.

Quote from: Luke C
Have you considered putting yourself in a QC strip as a cameo Hitchcock style?


Not really.

Quote from: tortillafactory
Jeph, do you have a drawing tablet recommendation for those of us who can't afford a 9x12 Wacom?  What should be sacrificed - size, brand name, or condition (I'm thinking eBay, here)?

P.S. I love QC it's inspired me to keep pursuing art you rock blah blah.  [generic complements here]


Buy a refurbished Graphire 6x8. Much cheaper and works just as well.

Quote from: Coffee Leftovers Reader
I have three really stupid questions:

1. Do you happen to sport an "indie" look?

2. Who are those people on the t-shirt ads?!? I simply must know the dog's name...

3. What do you think of your wiki article? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeph_Jacques)


1. I am way too huge and intimidating to ever pass for an indie kid.
2. Friends, people from the IRC channel, and folks who've emailed me pictures. The dog's name is Basil.
3. It's not bad.

Quote from: ironoxide887
I have a question. Which weighs more:

A pound of DONGLOL
or a pound of <DICK><


They weigh the same. Duh.

Quote from: The Mighty Mopdecai
Hey Jeph in a strip a while ago you when Pintsize had to much RAM in his system you said that it was like 'licking a battery'. This sounds very similar to a line in Alan's Moore's comic watchman so I wondered have you read any of his books


Only From Hell so far. The art in Watchmen turns me off, unfortunately.

Quote from: Silly Bob's new groove
three questions;

1. What do you use to do your back grounds? I used MS Paint and it's terrible I never want to use those backgrounds again.

2. I know you're main focus other than the story in this strip is music, but if it was like completely illegal to write dialog about music, what would focus on instead?

3. You said you don't have time to do all the strips over again, but if you were to choose one of the older strips above all others to redo, which would it be?


1. Everything is Photoshop CS2.
2. Uh, jokes I guess?
3. The one where Marten and Steve meet Faye.

Quote from: NecroAd
Yay, question time.

1) Are plans to put out Questionable Content for sale as a graphic novel going to be pursued? Because I know I'd certainly buy one.
2) What do you use to make your merchandise?
3) What do you think of the whole goth/goth-rock music shtuffs?
4) Do you like rainbows?


1) Soon as I have time, yes.
2) I have a good screenprinter based in Connecticut who does the actual shirts. The art is all done in Photoshop CS2.
3) Not really my cup of tea.
4) [insert Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference here]

Quote from: penpen17
I have a question:  Does Dora still smoke?  According to this comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=151), she did in high school, but I have never heard any mention of her quitting, nor have I ever seen her smoke


Nope. Smoking is bad for you.

Quote from: stevethepirate
And whatever it was that the guy was reading has been good and thoroughly ruined for him. Congratulations for killing literature guys. Good one. Jeph, has there ever been a photo of you on here showing your face and everything?


There are probably some on my LiveJournal.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 06 Jun 2006, 19:54
jepH - in reference to the strip redrawings, if someone organized a little vote (a la nominations + poll) concerning a particular strip from the archives that you could redraw, would you play along? I'm thinking nothing about replacing it in the archive (that would be a bit jarring for new people reading through the archive for the first time), but more like a special post on jepHdraw.com or something.

Eh? Eh? Eh?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kurushio95 on 06 Jun 2006, 20:04
i have to know...why an allosaurus? why not a some-other-carnivore-osaurus? do you just have a preference for allosaurs?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Silly Bob's new groove on 06 Jun 2006, 20:57
will you read my comic and tell me what you think? I'm not asking for  linkage unless you really like it, and I'm not asking for free publicity infact I'll PM you the address and if you like it or think it's promising, you can post the link yourself in the answer.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Faw on 07 Jun 2006, 00:06
1: is 'glasgow mega-snake' one of the best songs ever?
2: have you ever gotten in a fistfight?
3: if so, was it with an abnormally large spider?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Marke` on 07 Jun 2006, 04:06
woot I got a reply! heh. anyways a few more questions:

1. Does your family approve of you living off QC or would they prefer you to be something more common... like a lawyer or some crap.
2. Which aspect of a comic do you think matters the most; the art, backgrounds, the writing or cool characters.
3. Do you think it is better to wait until you are out of school and have more life experience to write a webcomic or begin immediately and build up large archives and a reputation.
4. What do you think is the best way to get people interested in your comic and to get publicity for it?
5. Last one... do you think Modest Mouse are better than Mogwai?

Cheers, One-Eye
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CagedinSanity on 07 Jun 2006, 04:36
I may sound a little dumb, but I have never really heard the term "Indie." Could you explain this to me? what it's for, what it sounds like, and what states is it usually around?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CagedinSanity on 07 Jun 2006, 04:41
Sorry can't edit due to being at school. (Meh, don't ask.) feel free to take off a post or something.

Anyway, Nevermind. Just saw This Thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/viewtopic.php?t=6374) I'll go do some research now.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 07 Jun 2006, 14:58
Whos more powerful You, or the vile, destestible Sam Logan?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Smurgleburf on 07 Jun 2006, 20:04
Hullo, Jeph. Long time reader, short-time forum-goer. NOT THAT YOU CARE.

Anyway, I have a few questions:

1. What's your biggest fear? And if you're not comfortable answering that, what's some of your minor fears? Or do you fear nothing at all?

2. If you finish QC, do you think you'd start another webcomic? Or do you have any alternative careers in mind if you decide you don't like the webcomics business? (Although I pray you don't decide that...)

3. Following the career question, what did you want to be when you were a little bastard... Er, kid?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Liam on 11 Jun 2006, 20:03
We've already established that you've managed to wrangle a full-time job in QC, but what did you do before everyone started digging your comic?

Also, would you reccomend going to college for music?

Thanks a whole bunch.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: inhuman_decency on 13 Jun 2006, 15:52
If QC couldn't be a webcomic, what do you think would be the best medium for it? e.g., novel, film serial, concept album, opera, etc... Let's assume that whatever the medium is, you would be skilled enough to do good work in it.


If the characters in QC were real people, how do you think you'd get along with them? Are there some you'd be friends with and others you'd be more indifferent to?


When you like a piece of music, do you think that's because you appreciate it in an isolated aesthetic sense, or because of the effects it has on you emotionally / the things it makes you think of / the way it affects your energy level and behavior / etc? Or both? Or something else? You spend a lot of time thinking about music! Have you come to any conclusions about the point of it all?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Silly Bob's new groove on 13 Jun 2006, 22:07
What do you think of Flogging Molly? and if you haven't heard them, you should definately give them a listen.
Title: San Diego
Post by: demosthenes on 19 Jun 2006, 20:49
You're coming to Comic-Con San Diego right? I am really looking forward to seeing you there :) i'll be the guy in the batman costume!!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sute_chan on 20 Jun 2006, 07:29
Changin' my question.

Do you write this comic more for the viewers or for yourself? Like, would you ever have a twist in the plot or something that you know your audience would hate, if you wanted it?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 20 Jun 2006, 09:35
I can answer the second to last question. Yes! We will be at Comic-Con, and we should be right around the corner from Penny Arcade and the Dumbrella boys, come say hi!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coffee Leftovers Reader on 20 Jun 2006, 11:49
Musically speaking, what are your guilty pleasures? Maybe not guilty, but things that most so called "indie" fans you know hate and when you tell them you like it, they're like: ".......no"

Now, how about something that most indie fans love and you abhor completely?

Have you ever been to Mexico? (The Old One)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chad K. on 22 Jun 2006, 13:00
Jeff-

I know you have an affinity for rabbits.  My girlfriend and I have owned two dwarf lionheads, which we gave to a rabbit lover due to their surly nature; a velveteen rex, which tragically died during an operation after a short, mischievious life spent alternately cuddling with my girlfriend and biting me; and now a 15 lb. english lop who's easily been the most social of the bunch.  My question is, is there a particular breed you prefer, and why?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: QCReader on 27 Jun 2006, 23:23
i'm new and haven't read every page in the forums, so i dont know if theese have been answered.
i have two questions:

1. Is there a set number of comics for each QC day?

2. Are the QC days always consecutive or do you skip days/weeks/longer?


i started reading QC from the beginning a few days ago, great comic.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: XemowristslashX on 28 Jun 2006, 07:40
Hmm, new here, but been reading for a while

I was wondering, since i'm awesome like that and am basically on my computer when ever i'm home, where is the QC irc chat located?  I mean, I'm sure I could find it easily, but i'm lazy XP
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DevastatorIIC on 28 Jun 2006, 21:04
Have you ever heard of pngcrush (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pngcrush)? I was able to reduce the size of comics 1-652 from 87,301,516 bytes to 80,233,979 - saving a lame 7,067,537 or 8.1%. Probably not worth the time and effort, eh?

Also, for those readers stumbling upon the site for the first time, I wonder if it would be a good idea to put the next comic shrunken down (width=1 or something) somewhere near the bottom of the page, so by the time a reader has finished reading the current comic, the next one will already be loaded (like magic!). Presumably this won't effect the majority of the readers, who are just sitting on the latest comic.

Also, ever thought of an image dump for the new readers (a zip or something)?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 29 Jun 2006, 00:15
I can answer the rabbit question. We have two mini-rex rabbits. Wilbur-a 6 lbs male with a white and black spotted coat. (He is a little large for a mini-rex and has large ears, so we think he might be a mix.) His mate is Fiona- a 4 lbs castor velveteen mini-rex. She is tiny and has smaller ears. Wilbur is super friendly and Fiona is a little shy.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skrattybones on 22 Jul 2006, 21:06
One comment.

You must be a mind-reader, delving into my subconcious...even though we've never met or spoken before.

A question.

How did you come up with my ideal girl in Hannelore? Seriously, I can't imagine a better girl for a friend or anything. I'm not even being sarcastic.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Snark on 23 Jul 2006, 09:40
Somewhat rude question: why do you have guest weeks?  To be blunt, they're always kind of lame and disappointing, and I just end up tapping my foot waiting for the regular story arc to begin again.   The art is always jarringly different, the guests are always trying way too hard to be amusing (I think in particular of that silly White Ninja strip last week), the strips are purely throwaway, and a week is a long while to go without advancing the story.  I've noticed that basically all webcomics do this, and I think it works to their detriment. If you need to take a week off to do something like go to a convention or something, I'd almost rather see a hiatus.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skrattybones on 23 Jul 2006, 10:33
Quote from: Snark
Somewhat rude question: why do you have guest weeks?  To be blunt, they're always kind of lame and disappointing, and I just end up tapping my foot waiting for the regular story arc to begin again.   The art is always jarringly different, the guests are always trying way too hard to be amusing (I think in particular of that silly White Ninja strip last week), the strips are purely throwaway, and a week is a long while to go without advancing the story.  I've noticed that basically all webcomics do this, and I think it works to their detriment. If you need to take a week off to do something like go to a convention or something, I'd almost rather see a hiatus.


Not to be presumptuous, but I kinda wanna try and answer this one. Guest weeks are good because it promotes co-operation between webcomic artists. It gives a chance for other webcomics to give readers a taste of their work, and perhaps attract some readers of their own.

The same works in reverse, as well. Readers of other comics seeing J.J's work might be drawn to this comic... creating a giant eco-web of comic readers! yay!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Snark on 24 Jul 2006, 11:03
And, as if by magic, the first guest strip of the week comes up and validates my earlier post beyond my wildest imaginings.  What shit.  Chris Hastings should be embarrased.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skrattybones on 24 Jul 2006, 13:02
Whoa! It's like magic! The guest strip comes up and makes me wanna check them out. That caught me so offguard I actually laughed out loud.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 24 Jul 2006, 17:09
Quote from: Snark
And, as if by magic, the first guest strip of the week comes up and validates my earlier post beyond my wildest imaginings.  What shit.  Chris Hastings should be embarrased.


You dont like it then dont look at it jack-ass.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Snark on 24 Jul 2006, 20:19
Quote from: Somethingfake
Quote from: Snark
And, as if by magic, the first guest strip of the week comes up and validates my earlier post beyond my wildest imaginings.  What shit.  Chris Hastings should be embarrased.


You dont like it then dont look at it jack-ass.


Is there a particular reason you're in my face in every thread I've posted in, child?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luke on 24 Jul 2006, 20:47
Jeph: What is your opinion on blunt insults and name-calling on the internet?

Oh wait, we already know the answer to that one.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LiterSize on 24 Jul 2006, 21:30
Hey Jeph, on the subject of guest comics do you think you'd include them with a QC: Vol. 1?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cTony on 26 Jul 2006, 11:30
Apart from all the previously mentioned reasons, Jeph also deserves a vacation! No one can deny that reason.

Question: Jeph (if i can call you that lol), As a lover of music, do you ever write your own songs, just for fun between you and your friends at the most?
(* questions wether risk of conceiving catchy-cheesy QC theme tune was worth asking a question *)
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 27 Jul 2006, 12:39
Quote from: Snark
Quote from: Somethingfake
Quote from: Snark
And, as if by magic, the first guest strip of the week comes up and validates my earlier post beyond my wildest imaginings.  What shit.  Chris Hastings should be embarrased.


You dont like it then dont look at it jack-ass.


Is there a particular reason you're in my face in every thread I've posted in, child?


:) I can't be *in* your face because 1) Thats a physical impossibility and 2) I'm on the internet :D

And it isn't every thread, just two.

I was Mearly saying if you destest guest strips so much dont look at them, if you do not like them fine, I ain't much a fan of them either, but that doesn't give you the right to disrespect the author of the Guest strip or whine to jeph as its his desision to do what he wants with his site.

Now a question to jeph: Who's the most famous person you've met/or likes your comic?
Title: t-shirt
Post by: dllahr on 27 Jul 2006, 12:56
Hi

Sorry to butt in here.  I tried posting elsewhere (Merch question thread) without response.  I've also sent several emails, starting several weeks ago, with no response.

I ordered a t-shirt in May (Math is Delicious), and I know those orders got messed up by Pay-pal, but the money was taken from my account, and I haven't received a shirt, and have never received an email about it, or any response to any of my emails, or my post on the the other thread.  I'd really just like to have some reassurance that someone, somewhere, is eitherl looking into this, or will be shortly.  Or if those shirts are gone, I'd be happy to take a refund or pick a different.  Anything really will be fine, besides just wondering what is going on.

Sorry to jump in.

Dave
Title: disregard
Post by: dllahr on 29 Jul 2006, 16:52
Sorry, you can disregard my last post, I was contacted by QC Merch this morning.
Title: question, poster idea
Post by: Gerb on 01 Aug 2006, 22:07
Hi Jeph.

This is my first post but I've been reading compulsively since #350 or so.

It was awesome to see you at Comic Con and I was wondering if it's okay to share the sketch you made for me with everyone here on a post.

Also, are there any plans for a new group poster of sorts?  Maybe one that's similar to the "Coffee of Doom" t-shirt?

Thanks!
Title: Re: t-shirt
Post by: indianna_gurl on 04 Aug 2006, 23:24
Quote from: dllahr
Hi

Sorry to butt in here.  I tried posting elsewhere (Merch question thread) without response.  I've also sent several emails, starting several weeks ago, with no response.

I ordered a t-shirt in May (Math is Delicious), and I know those orders got messed up by Pay-pal, but the money was taken from my account, and I haven't received a shirt, and have never received an email about it, or any response to any of my emails, or my post on the the other thread.  I'd really just like to have some reassurance that someone, somewhere, is eitherl looking into this, or will be shortly.  Or if those shirts are gone, I'd be happy to take a refund or pick a different.  Anything really will be fine, besides just wondering what is going on.

Sorry to jump in.

Dave


Sorry to be repetitious, but I'm also having this problem.  It's now an issue of two shirts.  I've tried emailing (from a yahoo account and hotmail account) and starting a separate thread to no avail.  Any info you could give would be greatly appreciated, Sir Jeph!

Sara
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Heret|c on 05 Aug 2006, 20:10
Mr. Jeph:

I have something on my mind and I can't get it to go away.

In the wee, wee years of the comic, Faye goes to Hot Topic and starts making fun of the girl working there.

Then a while later, Raven shows up in the coffee shop. She looks similar to the Hot Topic clerk, and Faye said "Don't put another curse one me," so I kinda assumed the Hot Topic clerk and Raven were the same person.

But I can't get confirmation unless I ask you personally.

Are they the same people?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Running For Home on 08 Aug 2006, 15:02
I only just noticed that for the last few weeks, Faye has been wearing a Deutsche Fussball Bund shirt.  Are you a German national team fan?

[apologies in advance if this is a repeat question]
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 08 Aug 2006, 18:53
Quote from: Luke
jepH - in reference to the strip redrawings, if someone organized a little vote (a la nominations + poll) concerning a particular strip from the archives that you could redraw, would you play along? I'm thinking nothing about replacing it in the archive (that would be a bit jarring for new people reading through the archive for the first time), but more like a special post on jepHdraw.com or something.

Eh? Eh? Eh?


 I second this idea..that is if you wouldn't mind.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 08 Aug 2006, 20:40
Hi Nice People who have ordered shirts. Please make sure that you are emailing [email protected] and not [email protected] . If you are emailing [email protected] your emails are getting buried under tons of other emails.  If you are emailing [email protected], I am behind on my emails because I have been traveling with Jeph to conventions and we finally have a break so I will be catching up on all of those emails this week!
Title: Re: t-shirt
Post by: hoviekay on 15 Aug 2006, 21:04
Quote from: indianna_gurl
Quote from: dllahr
Hi

Sorry to butt in here.  I tried posting elsewhere (Merch question thread) without response.  I've also sent several emails, starting several weeks ago, with no response.

I ordered a t-shirt in May (Math is Delicious), and I know those orders got messed up by Pay-pal, but the money was taken from my account, and I haven't received a shirt, and have never received an email about it, or any response to any of my emails, or my post on the the other thread.  I'd really just like to have some reassurance that someone, somewhere, is eitherl looking into this, or will be shortly.  Or if those shirts are gone, I'd be happy to take a refund or pick a different.  Anything really will be fine, besides just wondering what is going on.

Sorry to jump in.

Dave


Sorry to be repetitious, but I'm also having this problem.  It's now an issue of two shirts.  I've tried emailing (from a yahoo account and hotmail account) and starting a separate thread to no avail.  Any info you could give would be greatly appreciated, Sir Jeph!

Sara


Sorry to be repetitious myself but I'm also having the same problem with two orders.  A shirt and a hoodie that I ordered as a gift four months ago.  I've tried e-mailing and I haven't heard from you guys in a while now.  Money was also taken from my account for these shirts.  I hope you guys are looking into this since it has been since April was when I placed my order.  I would greatly appreciate any response because I feel like you guys have taken my money and ran with it.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Resda on 16 Aug 2006, 15:29
Quote from: The Heret|c
Mr. Jeph:

I have something on my mind and I can't get it to go away.

In the wee, wee years of the comic, Faye goes to Hot Topic and starts making fun of the girl working there.

Then a while later, Raven shows up in the coffee shop. She looks similar to the Hot Topic clerk, and Faye said "Don't put another curse one me," so I kinda assumed the Hot Topic clerk and Raven were the same person.

But I can't get confirmation unless I ask you personally.

Are they the same people?


The possibility exists.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 16 Aug 2006, 22:22
Hee hee. "Mr Jeph".

Can we call you that, Jorph? Please? It sounds so uppity and.. um... yes.


Please?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: festerius on 17 Aug 2006, 01:02
Q: Do you hate Naruto as much as I do?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TrueNeutral on 21 Aug 2006, 05:57
Dear Strong Bad Jeph

Is there any place where one can get your musics? Most of the links on your livejournal don't seem to work anymore, and I lost them in a reformat.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MikeMcG on 21 Aug 2006, 21:03
How do you answer so many questions?

And is the librarian character a guy or a girl?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 24 Aug 2006, 06:40
you said you don't want to say how much you earn cos its a rude question to ask someone.
so could you at least narrow it down to "handy" "comfortable" or "booyah"
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Resda on 24 Aug 2006, 15:06
My bet is that it's in the "comfortable" range.

This is an odd question. Which of the characters do you think can sing?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Night Rocker on 25 Aug 2006, 22:03
Do you dislike The Who? Reading through the archives i got the impression you didnt like them, but i may just be overprotective of my favorite band.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: orthonormal on 27 Aug 2006, 21:59
A long while ago (around #300), you said you had an idea of where the strip was heading.  More recently, you've indicated that this isn't quite the case any more.

So, my question:
Which major developments had you imagined way back when, and which ones just sprouted closer to the moment?  You've said you had The Talk and Hannelore planned well in advance (as I assume you had the Marten-Dora thing planned); what about Marten's firing?  The band?  Sven rehabilitating?  The new Coffee of Doom Employee, whenever she shows up?

Thanks!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Danish McGill on 28 Aug 2006, 08:27
If Dave Grohl were an AnthroPC, could he defeat Pintsize in a sumo match? And (as someone who watches too much anime for my own good) I want to know if Pintsize would be voiced by a person (and if so, by whom) or a voice synthesizer? This is assuming QC would be put into audible format.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: donovangelonardo on 01 Sep 2006, 01:23
How are Marten and Steve friends?  Steve seems to be his only acquaintance prior meeting Faye in this entire city, and I don't believe they share(d) the same work place.  Mutual friends of bitchy ex?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tergon on 09 Sep 2006, 19:05
If you absolutely had to choose...  Indian, Thai, Mexican or Italian?  Food, that is.  Though I suppose hookers would be good to know as well.
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kyros on 18 Sep 2006, 11:43
Whatever happened to Marten's Yelling about Music blog?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jackmulligan on 28 Sep 2006, 16:57
Although you've made it clear that Marten isn't completely based upon you, is that the case with the other cast members, Tequila Monster included?

Also (even when the question is a tad late)...Do you like soccer?...I'm asking because of the IndieTits strip about the World Cup, and the German National Team badge on Faye's shirt (nitpicky and a wee bit obsessive, i know).

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Napoleon the Clown on 04 Oct 2006, 11:39
If a fan asked you to give them a cameo, would you?  If so, would they die horribly (in the comic)?

If a fan were to ask you to draw one of the characters naked, how would you respond? (Please note, this is curiosity.  I have porn if I want to see that stuff)

Are there any unacceptable ways for a fan to introduce themselves to you?

Have you ever had to suppress the urge to tell a fan to "Get a fucking life!"?  Or do you just yell it at them if you feel the need?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gothmog_Dave on 04 Oct 2006, 11:48
If a fan were to ask you to draw one of the characters naked, how would you respond? (Please note, this is curiosity.  I have porn if I want to see that stuff)

Pintsize is usually naked.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dayuse on 04 Oct 2006, 14:49
I'm curious about two things:

1. Does the future hold crazy international trips to or more insane-o crossovers with other comics in Questionable Content?
2. Have you considered or are you planning on any new comic concepts other than Questionable Content or IndieTits?
3. If I repeated any questions in this post, would I be shunned for it or would you look it over as understandable?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: airycah on 04 Oct 2006, 22:04
It may seem as if I'm a total kiss-ass, but Jeph, you're a brilliant artist.
Very inspiring, indeed.
I turned a lot of my friends on to QC, and they're just as obsessed as I am.
Thanks for entertaining my otherwise boring life.
It means a lot.

P.S. "Stalker Boy" from 710 should come back to the coffee shop and harass Faye some more. She needs some lovin'!  :evil:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: qtownstegy on 04 Oct 2006, 22:32
Go to the "Hi I'm New" thread and post so we all can welcome you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Napoleon the Clown on 04 Oct 2006, 22:38
Eek, more questions come to mind...

What artists did you use as a source of material inspiration?

So if advertisements and merch are your sole source of income, what takes up most of your time?  Beating off horny female fans?

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mieville on 07 Oct 2006, 05:08
My question, as long as it hasn't been asked yet.
When, can, how will you include more Mieville (or cats in general) in future comics?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 07 Oct 2006, 23:26
Eek, more questions come to mind...

What artists did you use as a source of material inspiration?

So if advertisements and merch are your sole source of income, what takes up most of your time?  Beating off horny female fans?

Where's the beef?


I think Jeph's answered what inspires him already. If I remember, it included White Ninja.
And I can pretty much assume that T-shirt packing takes up the greatest majority of his time, since it was all he wrote about in his newsposts for a week or two.
The beef's in my freezer. We're having casserole for dinner. Want some?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Napoleon the Clown on 08 Oct 2006, 00:00
I'll pass on the beef.  Out of curiousity, is Jeph still paying attention to this?  It's been since July, I think, that he's responded to it.  If he is ignoring it now, I want to just grieve and get over it. :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JSS on 17 Oct 2006, 06:48
uh in the first (technically second issue) of my comic book one of the main characters is wearing a coffee of doom shirt,i did this as homage but um just wondering...are you gonna sue me?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JSS on 17 Oct 2006, 06:51
p.s question pt 2

if you are gonna sue me....can you not?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 17 Oct 2006, 09:55
Before I ask my question, I would like to offer my condolences on your severed artery and wish you a speedy recovery. The question i ask is to be taken in humor and is not meant to be disrespectful in any way.

I cant help notice the parallel between your knife accident and Faye's cooking accident. Did you put that into Faye's character because you (or some you know well) had that kind of accident, or was it a simple coincidence/divine intervention that you made a character who cut themselves on the hand with a knife, then you cut yourself on the hand with a knife too?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 17 Oct 2006, 12:59
My bet is that it's in the "comfortable" range.

This is an odd question. Which of the characters do you think can sing?

Faye and Dora. Nobody else.

Do you dislike The Who? Reading through the archives i got the impression you didnt like them, but i may just be overprotective of my favorite band.

Pete Townshend seems like kind of a jerk, but he writes some good tunes.

A long while ago (around #300), you said you had an idea of where the strip was heading. ?More recently, you've indicated that this isn't quite the case any more.

So, my question:
Which major developments had you imagined way back when, and which ones just sprouted closer to the moment? ?You've said you had The Talk and Hannelore planned well in advance (as I assume you had the Marten-Dora thing planned); what about Marten's firing? ?The band? ?Sven rehabilitating? ?The new Coffee of Doom Employee, whenever she shows up?

Thanks!

Everything past Marten and Dora getting together has been largely improvised with an eye to long-term developments. If that makes any sense.

If Dave Grohl were an AnthroPC, could he defeat Pintsize in a sumo match? And (as someone who watches too much anime for my own good) I want to know if Pintsize would be voiced by a person (and if so, by whom) or a voice synthesizer? This is assuming QC would be put into audible format.

No. Josh Homme could though. I will never give Pintsize a voice if I can help it.

How are Marten and Steve friends? ?Steve seems to be his only acquaintance prior meeting Faye in this entire city, and I don't believe they share(d) the same work place. ?Mutual friends of bitchy ex?

College buddies? Met in a gay bathhouse? I dunno.

If you absolutely had to choose... ?Indian, Thai, Mexican or Italian? ?Food, that is. ?Though I suppose hookers would be good to know as well.

I like Thai more, but I could probably eat Mexican more often before I got sick of it.

Whatever happened to Marten's Yelling about Music blog?

Haven't had time.

Although you've made it clear that Marten isn't completely based upon you, is that the case with the other cast members, Tequila Monster included?

Also (even when the question is a tad late)...Do you like soccer?...I'm asking because of the IndieTits strip about the World Cup, and the German National Team badge on Faye's shirt (nitpicky and a wee bit obsessive, i know).



Nobody in the comic is "based" on me any more than any other character. They're all extensions of my personality I guess, since I made 'em up.

I like watching the World Cup. Beyond that I don't really keep up.

If a fan asked you to give them a cameo, would you?? If so, would they die horribly (in the comic)?

If a fan were to ask you to draw one of the characters naked, how would you respond? (Please note, this is curiosity.? I have porn if I want to see that stuff)

Are there any unacceptable ways for a fan to introduce themselves to you?

Have you ever had to suppress the urge to tell a fan to "Get a fucking life!"?? Or do you just yell it at them if you feel the need?

1) Probably not.

2) Only for millions of dollars.

3) With a knife.

4) Outside of the forums? Nope. People are generally nice in person!

I'm curious about two things:

1. Does the future hold crazy international trips to or more insane-o crossovers with other comics in Questionable Content?
2. Have you considered or are you planning on any new comic concepts other than Questionable Content or IndieTits?
3. If I repeated any questions in this post, would I be shunned for it or would you look it over as understandable?

1. Probably.
2. Constantly.
3. Whatevs. It's better than the same 10 questions every interviewer asks me for their articles.

Eek, more questions come to mind...

What artists did you use as a source of material inspiration?

So if advertisements and merch are your sole source of income, what takes up most of your time?? Beating off horny female fans?

Where's the beef?

1. Everything. Literally everything.
2. Packing t-shirts and drawing.
3. In my freezer.

My question, as long as it hasn't been asked yet.
When, can, how will you include more Mieville (or cats in general) in future comics?

Maybe! Cats are fun to draw.

uh in the first (technically second issue) of my comic book one of the main characters is wearing a coffee of doom shirt,i did this as homage but um just wondering...are you gonna sue me?

Not unless you start sellin' the shirts yourself. In which case I will burn your house down with you trapped in it.

Before I ask my question, I would like to offer my condolences on your severed artery and wish you a speedy recovery. The question i ask is to be taken in humor and is not meant to be disrespectful in any way.

I cant help notice the parallel between your knife accident and Faye's cooking accident. Did you put that into Faye's character because you (or some you know well) had that kind of accident, or was it a simple coincidence/divine intervention that you made a character who cut themselves on the hand with a knife, then you cut yourself on the hand with a knife too?

I'm gonna chalk it up to coincidence. Most everybody's had to get stitches in their hand at some point or another.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Napoleon the Clown on 17 Oct 2006, 13:30
My respect for you just went up even more, Jeph.  Taking the time to respond to our questions even after fucking up your hand takes commitment to your fans.  Especially when typing is painful for you.

Jeph=Most dedicated webcomic author ever.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JSS on 17 Oct 2006, 14:21
thanks for bringing back memories of the horrible house fire that took my right eye and step mom sensitive sammy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Takerial on 17 Oct 2006, 14:46
Don't you think you should take a small break until your hand at least doesn't hurt? I mean you earned it Jeph.

edit: Maybe something like a week of guest comics.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gothmog_Dave on 18 Oct 2006, 07:46
edit: Maybe something like a week of guest comics.

Much as I HATE to say it, that wouldn't be a bad idea....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Paul Baldwiin on 18 Oct 2006, 12:25
Here's a question? How come you dont answer my emails about t-shirts?

Paul
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: qtownstegy on 18 Oct 2006, 13:30
Quote from: Jeph on the Merch page
message "qcmerch" on AOL Instant Messenger

You might try this...may be faster... just a suggestion.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Paul Baldwiin on 18 Oct 2006, 13:41
Ah but I'm not on IM! I tried to sign up for the service where you could use AIM when you weren't an AOL customer. I am ambarassed to say I couldn't get it to work!

I'll try another go tomorrow night as I have made myself square eyed playing lego star wars2!

Paul
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ysth on 18 Oct 2006, 15:57
Do you know Nils McCarthy?  (whois vespavenger.com)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lil_rebbitzen on 19 Oct 2006, 11:11
Ah but I'm not on IM! I tried to sign up for the service where you could use AIM when you weren't an AOL customer. I am ambarassed to say I couldn't get it to work!

I'll try another go tomorrow night as I have made myself square eyed playing lego star wars2!

Hmm...I wonder why AIM isn't working for you... I don't have AOL either, but mine works fine...

Yes, Lego Star Wars 2 is fun, though my time is taken up by cleaning, homeschool, Okami, and Tales of the abyss. And sometimes the sims 2.

Here's a question for you, Jeph. What types of games do you like? Or do you even play them?
Also, what do you think about Metallica? I just discovered Master of Puppets (yes, I'm behind the times for a 17 year old. Hush.), and it's their only song I like (due to damn emotional issues...damn the second x-chromosome).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Paul Baldwiin on 19 Oct 2006, 12:41
Ah but I'm not on IM! I tried to sign up for the service where you could use AIM when you weren't an AOL customer. I am ambarassed to say I couldn't get it to work!

I'll try another go tomorrow night as I have made myself square eyed playing lego star wars2!

Paul

Spoke to Christi last night, all sorted. Cheers

Have a good weekend all

Paul
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: artpaul4life on 20 Oct 2006, 03:51
Hey, I don't know if you've answer this but i'm new to the forums (not to the comic) and i've been wondering why you changed comic #537?  It used to have the brown eyed girl joke and when i checked back the next day you changed it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jackmulligan on 21 Oct 2006, 12:11
Apparently, the "Brown Eyed Girl" joke had already appeared in Too Much Coffee Man, so Jeph changed it to "Love In An Elevator" (he claimed to be contacted by the author of TMCM, if i'm not mistaken)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 23 Oct 2006, 12:06
Okay got two questions for ya Jeph:

1) How is your hand doing? healing well i hope?

2) I know you've repeatedly said that you liked how your drawings were coming out in the more recent times, but i was recently looking back at some of the older drawings (circa 300-350) and i notice that (in my opinion) the characters and scenery look a lot more real and better in my eyes. Why the move from that style of drawing to the current one?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JSS on 24 Oct 2006, 02:21
are you available for commissions? more specifically a pin up for my book?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Oct 2006, 03:02
Okay got two questions for ya Jeph:

1) How is your hand doing? healing well i hope?

2) I know you've repeatedly said that you liked how your drawings were coming out in the more recent times, but i was recently looking back at some of the older drawings (circa 300-350) and i notice that (in my opinion) the characters and scenery look a lot more real and better in my eyes. Why the move from that style of drawing to the current one?

1) Yep.

2) Because my old style sucked. New one sucks too, just in a different way.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Oct 2006, 03:04
are you available for commissions? more specifically a pin up for my book?

Drop me an email about what you're looking for.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 24 Oct 2006, 03:10
In a news post from one of your comics (can't remember the number) You said you received a lot of E-mails thanking you for introducing Broken Social Scene to them.

So I guess I have two questions about that which is 1) How do you feel when you get such an E-mail?
And 2) Which band would you now say (from both '05 and '06 of the RL list) would be the one people E-mail you to thank you for introducing them to that band?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ligershea on 26 Oct 2006, 08:00
Could you please tell me why my best friend wants me to play guitar for him and  his girlfriend's Mates of Statesaue band when all they do is whiny dating emo songs.............................. I mean I'll go back to my uber famous quotes"
"My dad just doesn't liek Jeff Magnum I am so good at the guitar..."
"Why do emo kids like me? Because I hate them.."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ami on 27 Oct 2006, 02:17
Jeph, I've just started a GCSE course in resistant materials, and i was hoping i could base my design around your comic, because i just love it. I don't want to tread on the toes of a copyright though. Little advice please?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 27 Oct 2006, 05:22
What would be the best way to approach you for like, an autograph or something, because I'd imagine some people might be nervous/not wanting to make an arse of themselves.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ligershea on 30 Oct 2006, 05:35
What would be the best way to approach you for like, an autograph or something, because I'd imagine some people might be nervous/not wanting to make an arse of themselves.
Rofl yeah I got nervous when I met Jeph at SFX and my dad made an ass of me. For the record Jeph I'm not that bad at the guitar........ Thanks a million for the sketches I'm sure when you're rich and famous they'll be worth shitload.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 30 Oct 2006, 07:24
i was doing some backreading today (and loving the entire comic  :mrgreen:) and i noticed a few references that you play WoW (for those who dont know, it is an acronym for the highly addictive World of Warcraft) I was wondering if you still played, and if so, on which servers?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Archangel_Lucifer on 30 Oct 2006, 08:30
Jeph.
Wasn't Faye going to a therapist now, are we going to see more of that? I have trouble judging passage of QC time so maybe she just hasn't had another appointment yet?

Are we ever going to get the knock down nude mud wrestling promised?  :-D
(JK, please never draw any of the characters naked, well except pintsize of course)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 31 Oct 2006, 11:18
It WOULD be interesting, however, to see Dora's tatoo finished at some point. I recall you flashing a few images of the lake of fire recently. Will it ever be completed or one of those many tattoo projects that get started and never is completed?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 31 Oct 2006, 13:43
So I guess I have two questions about that which is 1) How do you feel when you get such an E-mail?
And 2) Which band would you now say (from both '05 and '06 of the RL list) would be the one people E-mail you to thank you for introducing them to that band?

1) Good! That is the whole point of me yelling about bands.
2) Tie between BSS and Mogwai.

Jeph, I've just started a GCSE course in resistant materials, and i was hoping i could base my design around your comic, because i just love it. I don't want to tread on the toes of a copyright though. Little advice please?

As long as you aren't making money off it, I don't care.

What would be the best way to approach you for like, an autograph or something, because I'd imagine some people might be nervous/not wanting to make an arse of themselves.

Step 1: Say hello.
Step 2: Introduce yourself
Step 3: Ask for autograph.

What would be the best way to approach you for like, an autograph or something, because I'd imagine some people might be nervous/not wanting to make an arse of themselves.
Rofl yeah I got nervous when I met Jeph at SFX and my dad made an ass of me. For the record Jeph I'm not that bad at the guitar........ Thanks a million for the sketches I'm sure when you're rich and famous they'll be worth shitload.

You totally had the "OMG shut up dad" face going on so I knew what was up.

i was doing some backreading today (and loving the entire comic? :mrgreen:) and i noticed a few references that you play WoW (for those who dont know, it is an acronym for the highly addictive World of Warcraft) I was wondering if you still played, and if so, on which servers?

I stopped playing WoW when I realized it was more of a part-time job than a pastime.

Jeph.
Wasn't Faye going to a therapist now, are we going to see more of that? I have trouble judging passage of QC time so maybe she just hasn't had another appointment yet?

Are we ever going to get the knock down nude mud wrestling promised?? :-D
(JK, please never draw any of the characters naked, well except pintsize of course)

Faye'll see her therapist again, eventually. QC's glacial continuity demands a big wait, though.

If I ever draw QC characters naked, I will be able to retire at 28 and live life comfortably on the French riviera.

It WOULD be interesting, however, to see Dora's tatoo finished at some point. I recall you flashing a few images of the lake of fire recently. Will it ever be completed or one of those many tattoo projects that get started and never is completed?

More to the point, when would we ever get the chance to see a finished version? Dora isn't topless-from-the-back-view very often.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: supersheep on 31 Oct 2006, 16:06
Jeph, the answer to the last question is contained in the second-last...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cincinnatus on 01 Nov 2006, 01:34
Have you ever listened to Soul Coughing and/or Mike Doughty?  I've been waiting for you to drop a reference since I started reading the comic and it just hasn't happened.  I mean, love it or hate it, I just figured it'd be an easy target...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ligershea on 01 Nov 2006, 01:39
What would be the best way to approach you for like, an autograph or something, because I'd imagine some people might be nervous/not wanting to make an arse of themselves.
Rofl yeah I got nervous when I met Jeph at SFX and my dad made an ass of me. For the record Jeph I'm not that bad at the guitar........ Thanks a million for the sketches I'm sure when you're rich and famous they'll be worth shitload.
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You totally had the "OMG shut up dad" face going on so I knew what was up.
^^ Yeah he acts like that way too much for my liking....... One time I tried the ol' punch in the arm and he ended up punching me back except really hard. The shirt made my algebra teacher well I wouldn't say orgasm but she loved it. So much in fac tthat I received teh greatest honor in her class................ a Naval Academy pencil with her name writter on it and a "Congratualtions for exelling at 8th grade AP Algebra" sticker she made herself. SCORE!


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Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 01 Nov 2006, 01:56

i was doing some backreading today (and loving the entire comic? :mrgreen:) and i noticed a few references that you play WoW (for those who dont know, it is an acronym for the highly addictive World of Warcraft) I was wondering if you still played, and if so, on which servers?

I stopped playing WoW when I realized it was more of a part-time job than a pastime.


It WOULD be interesting, however, to see Dora's tatoo finished at some point. I recall you flashing a few images of the lake of fire recently. Will it ever be completed or one of those many tattoo projects that get started and never is completed?

More to the point, when would we ever get the chance to see a finished version? Dora isn't topless-from-the-back-view very often.

for #1... Only part time? I looked at the application for a famous MC/BWL/AQ40 raid guild and I swear it was more stringent in terms of what was required to get the post, hours required, and rules and regulations than several corporate jobs i applied to over the last year O.O

#2: well you have done a couple of dora changing while talking to her cat (another opportunity to show melville too!) or there are plenty of ways... you could even do the mudwrestling idea up above! :p
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NattyIce on 01 Nov 2006, 02:53
i dont know if this has been asked before and if so im sorry but


is faye created in the likeness of a real person?


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 01 Nov 2006, 19:14
"Nobody in the comic is "based" on me any more than any other character. They're all extensions of my personality I guess, since I made 'em up."
It was on page eight, mate.

No worries though we forgive you :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Archangel_Lucifer on 02 Nov 2006, 08:14
jeph.
Ages ago you said you knew where the strip was going and you had an ending planned. Since then I think you said somewhere that this is no longer the case. Since it no longer applies can you tell us (or hint at) what your original ending was like?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: saintoflevelheadedlovers on 03 Nov 2006, 23:54
Two questions:

1) Would you really kill the Weekly Comic Talk forum? And if you would/will could you suggest some other way for me stimulate myself in the morning in order to wake up enough to endure the cubicle-hell that is my office bitch job?

2) What's the weirdest or most disturbing dream you've ever had?

(okay, I guess that's technically three)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ephphatha on 04 Nov 2006, 11:30
Very stupid question coming up.

Coffee or Tea?

And a less stupid extension, what's you're favourite type of x? (x being the answer to question 1)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: carrollhach on 04 Nov 2006, 17:53
Hey, Jeph...
so far you are the ONLY OTHER CARTOONIST I've seen doing a full-color webcomic every weekday. There are teams, sure, but very few individuals. I've been going at it for a two and a half months now, and hope to keep this up for years to come. I have a day job, too, but am looking for a way to wrest money from my creative efforts. Any thoughts?
The strip is here:
http://clenchandcheese.com

Love your work, brother. Just discovered you, but bet your bippy I'll be checking you every day.

Josh
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TimA on 11 Nov 2006, 01:54
Mieville the cat. Is this referring to our mate China?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 11 Nov 2006, 08:57
Yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TimA on 11 Nov 2006, 09:17
Awesome. China is, like, the truth.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Danish McGill on 14 Nov 2006, 18:20
Would the universe suffer if Marten gave Pintsize a serious glare and said with the utmost sincere tone : "Modew woe-baht! wewease de battew twee."

And have you ever read or watched anything so emotionally wrenching that it affected your thought process?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 15 Nov 2006, 01:43
Ever heard/watched something called red dwarf?
If so, whats your thoughts on it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: youarenothere on 17 Nov 2006, 05:31
Jeph, are there any plans to include a section on the site for wallpapers and the like?

I wanted to make a simple wallpaper of Pintsize and his flying V but the only available image is way too small. Maybe you could feature reader created wallpapers.  Or make some of your own for us to proudly display on our monitors.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 17 Nov 2006, 05:52
At the top of this forum you will find there is a Wallpaper thread! In it is a link to a gallery of user-created wallpapers. Sometimes Jeph has posted hi-res images from the comic, and people have turned them into wallpapers and such.
I think there is a Pintsize flying V one in there, if not I will upload one that I found somewhere.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sporky on 18 Nov 2006, 07:50
Mr. Jacks:

Where are the other male characters? Hibernating?

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

If you could change one thing about the weather, what would you do?

What's the deal with Hanners? Come to think of it, what's the deal with Penelope? I don't expect you to say anything except "that's a secret", but I am asking these questions anyway.

Is it hard to read moving text?

And itt had to be asked, sir: Boxers or briefs?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jackmulligan on 29 Nov 2006, 00:52
As the strip numbers grow larger and larger, do you think that would prevent new readers from jumping in the strip?

And on a related question, have you ever considered using a chapter format? (a la Scary-Go-Round or Sam And Fuzzy?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CaptainLorax on 01 Dec 2006, 10:09
have you ever thought about writing a tv show pilot?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jafa on 06 Dec 2006, 15:09
What is the approximate number of readers lately?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kokeyjoe on 08 Dec 2006, 02:15
Hey Jeph,

Have you ever thought about using your growing status as an internet celebrity of sorts as a way to start working on getting your music better known?  I've listened to a few of your songs ("Unicorns Will Kill Your Children," etc.) and I think you could really get noticed, with the right amount of production quality... and by that I mean a real drummer instead of a drum machine, etc.  Granted, it seems a little unfair to the comic to have an album with a sticker on it saying, "From the Creator of Teh Intarwebz's 'Questionable Content!'"  ... but it could be advantageous, as well.

Either way, keep giving us random music.  It's fun stuff.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: donovangelonardo on 11 Dec 2006, 08:55
Do you like Beck?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Dec 2006, 09:32
jeph.
Ages ago you said you knew where the strip was going and you had an ending planned. Since then I think you said somewhere that this is no longer the case. Since it no longer applies can you tell us (or hint at) what your original ending was like?

Nope. Might still happen, just a bit differently than I had anticipated. I really don't know for sure anymore though.

Two questions:

1) Would you really kill the Weekly Comic Talk forum? And if you would/will could you suggest some other way for me stimulate myself in the morning in order to wake up enough to endure the cubicle-hell that is my office bitch job?

2) What's the weirdest or most disturbing dream you've ever had?

(okay, I guess that's technically three)

1) Maybe. I hear there's porn on these here inter-nets.
2) Moose.

Very stupid question coming up.

Coffee or Tea?

And a less stupid extension, what's you're favourite type of x? (x being the answer to question 1)

Both. Barry's and Sumatran beans.

Hey, Jeph...
so far you are the ONLY OTHER CARTOONIST I've seen doing a full-color webcomic every weekday. There are teams, sure, but very few individuals. I've been going at it for a two and a half months now, and hope to keep this up for years to come. I have a day job, too, but am looking for a way to wrest money from my creative efforts. Any thoughts?
The strip is here:
http://clenchandcheese.com

Love your work, brother. Just discovered you, but bet your bippy I'll be checking you every day.

Josh

I'm getting a 404 error unless I add "www." to the URL. Art's interesting, you should work on cleaning up your linework a bit. It'll look a lot more professional. I dig the Rolling Stones joke!

Would the universe suffer if Marten gave Pintsize a serious glare and said with the utmost sincere tone : "Modew woe-baht! wewease de battew twee."

And have you ever read or watched anything so emotionally wrenching that it affected your thought process?

Yes it would. And yes I have.

Ever heard/watched something called red dwarf?
If so, whats your thoughts on it?

Heard of it, haven't watched it.

Mr. Jacks:

Where are the other male characters? Hibernating?

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

If you could change one thing about the weather, what would you do?

What's the deal with Hanners? Come to think of it, what's the deal with Penelope? I don't expect you to say anything except "that's a secret", but I am asking these questions anyway.

Is it hard to read moving text?

1. Girls r more fun 2 draw.
2. Killer tree.
3. More snow plz.
4. What's the deal with airline food, anyway? [/seinfeld]
5. Not if you're patient.

As the strip numbers grow larger and larger, do you think that would prevent new readers from jumping in the strip?

And on a related question, have you ever considered using a chapter format? (a la Scary-Go-Round or Sam And Fuzzy?



Probably no on the chapters, but I should get off my ass and do a "reader guide" sometime soon.

have you ever thought about writing a tv show pilot?

No.

What is the approximate number of readers lately?

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS [/carl sagan]

Hey Jeph,

Have you ever thought about using your growing status as an internet celebrity of sorts as a way to start working on getting your music better known?  I've listened to a few of your songs ("Unicorns Will Kill Your Children," etc.) and I think you could really get noticed, with the right amount of production quality... and by that I mean a real drummer instead of a drum machine, etc.  Granted, it seems a little unfair to the comic to have an album with a sticker on it saying, "From the Creator of Teh Intarwebz's 'Questionable Content!'"  ... but it could be advantageous, as well.

Either way, keep giving us random music.  It's fun stuff.

I already have, basically. My LiveJournal is in the top 25 most read LJs ever, apparently, and it consists mostly of posts about my music. If I ever feel like really punishing myself I'll find a drummer and record a "proper" album. We'll see.

Do you like Beck?

Not really.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: onefingertoomany on 12 Dec 2006, 22:25
Dear Jeph,

A friend of mine recently told me that they hurt when they pee. What should I do???!!!!!


Thankx,
kelly
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mnementh on 13 Dec 2006, 03:47
Dear Jeph,

If I'm on a ship at sea, and it's Good Friday, and my last chance to have Penance, and the pastor suddenly dies, but then the boat crosses the international date line.  Would I have sinned?

- Dan
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 13 Dec 2006, 06:43
Dear Jeph,

A friend of mine recently told me that they hurt when they pee. What should I do???!!!!!


Thankx,
kelly

Put it in their butt.

Dear Jeph,

If I'm on a ship at sea, and it's Good Friday, and my last chance to have Penance, and the pastor suddenly dies, but then the boat crosses the international date line.  Would I have sinned?

- Dan

Only if the horse said "no" first.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 13 Dec 2006, 09:33
Dear Jeph,

Would you stop putting your trash in those Glade Forceflex bags?? What if I asked you really nicely?? I mean, come on, it makes it really hard to dig through your trash when the bags don't tear open easily.

Oh, and one more question: what's the deal with the mustard I keep finding in your used coffee filters??

Your friend,

Greg
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 13 Dec 2006, 10:13
Dear Jeph,

Would you stop putting your trash in those Glade Forceflex bags?? What if I asked you really nicely?? I mean, come on, it makes it really hard to dig through your trash when the bags don't tear open easily.

Oh, and one more question: what's the deal with the mustard I keep finding in your used coffee filters??

Your friend,

Greg

Psh. Anybody who was REALLY stalking me would know I feed all my garbage to a herd of goats.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: monkeys on 13 Dec 2006, 12:53
jeph have you ever consider bigger sizes for your merch. for the more bigger people who enjoy your comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 14 Dec 2006, 21:07
Dear Jeph,

Would you stop putting your trash in those Glade Forceflex bags?? What if I asked you really nicely?? I mean, come on, it makes it really hard to dig through your trash when the bags don't tear open easily.

Oh, and one more question: what's the deal with the mustard I keep finding in your used coffee filters??

Your friend,

Greg

Psh. Anybody who was REALLY stalking me would know I feed all my garbage to a herd of goats.

I....I just want your love...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: spectrumsa-z on 14 Dec 2006, 21:26
->When are you going to give us QC in print?  As in a compilation book or some other such work?
->What's on your wishlist this holiday season?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Faeelin on 15 Dec 2006, 23:16
Jeph,

I just read through your comic, and I think it's hilarious.

One comment, though. Other than Scott, who shows up in about 3 strips out of the entire series, you haven't had any male gay characters, while there've been several girls who are bi/lesbians.

Any reason?

Oh, and did Raven and Dora get together when Dora was in the coven?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 16 Dec 2006, 20:18
One comment, though. Other than Scott, who shows up in about 3 strips out of the entire series, you haven't had any male gay characters, while there've been several girls who are bi/lesbians.

I'm guessing it's because there's no real place for a character like that, and forcing characters into the strip to be "Politically Correct" is worse than not having them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Dec 2006, 23:52
Jeph, where do you see yourself and your comic in a year?

Also, which nickname do you prefer: Jephrey, Jimjams, JJ or Double J?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Faeelin on 17 Dec 2006, 00:26
One comment, though. Other than Scott, who shows up in about 3 strips out of the entire series, you haven't had any male gay characters, while there've been several girls who are bi/lesbians.

I'm guessing it's because there's no real place for a character like that, and forcing characters into the strip to be "Politically Correct" is worse than not having them.

There's a reason for Martin to work at a school where girls engage in rolling threesomes?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 17 Dec 2006, 06:49
Sure.

Also it's "Marten."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Wentlyman on 17 Dec 2006, 10:29
Jeph, if you were stuck on a desert island with one of your characters, who would you choose?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 17 Dec 2006, 19:11
Jeph,

A while back the discussion was heated about whether or not Marten and Dora have consummated their relationship. I figured it would eventually become obvious, by something they say in conversation or whatever. Then I forgot about it because, really, it's not that important.

So I won't ask you if they did, but someone said that we would know for sure, because we'd get a Booty Dance, and we haven't (yet?). Good point. So my question is: Why did you deprive us of a Booty Dance?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Dec 2006, 00:17
I think the thing that people are forgetting here is that Marten and Dora have been dating for around three days. I can't speak for anyone else,  but if I wanted a solid relationship with someone I really cared about, I wouldn't dive straight into their pants.
Dora doesn't seem the type to Booty Dance, anyway. More likely she'd slip in a snide comment whilst Faye was sipping coffee, leaving everyone to wonder "Did she just..?"


SORRY FOR TURNING THIS INTO GENERAL DISCUSSION THREAD HAGLABLBLAHGAL
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mammoth on 18 Dec 2006, 04:49
do you like Franz Ferdinand at all?  you've mentioned them a couple times, but never in any positive or negitive light.

also, thanks for being so awsome!! :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: philosopherqueen on 18 Dec 2006, 13:47
I think the thing that people are forgetting here is that Marten and Dora have been dating for around three days. I

Has it really only been 3 days?!?!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Desparado767 on 18 Dec 2006, 14:48
Jeph, I read on your LJ your a fan of BOC guitar harmonizations, What do you think of them as a band, are they something you listen often, and if so what's your favorite BOC song/album?


PS: I'm so going to the July BOC show in Shreveport for my birthday


PSS: ercbloomguitars.com    <-------Check it out           Blast if I only had money, and could actually play the guitar....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Desparado767 on 19 Dec 2006, 10:33
I think the thing that people are forgetting here is that Marten and Dora have been dating for around three days. I

Has it really only been 3 days?!?!


actually its been more like 10 days, starting from #565

Damn sleep madness
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 04:53
That sounds more like it. I would have guessed a couple of weeks but i haven't gone back and done the math so I'm just gonna take your word for it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trollstormur on 21 Dec 2006, 14:15
dear jeph,

how many members of the forum have touched your penis?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 21 Dec 2006, 15:15
I'd guess three.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Hobo_core on 27 Dec 2006, 02:20
To better understand the inner workings of your mind, what is the first word that comes to  mind when you read:

Pizza -
Snowman -
Goofy -
armpits -
Superfantasticawesomosity -

(also is it true you have lazers that shoot from your eyes and the ability to fly?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Flying Gremlin on 27 Dec 2006, 05:31
Ever regret making this thread? Sort of the "What kind of evil hath I unleashed upon the world?" kind of thing?

And out of curiosity, how many page hits does the front page of the site get per month, average? (We all know QC rocks, but by how much?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edible_spread on 28 Dec 2006, 00:24
Only one question, and its not a stupid one.

Would you consider doing more of the colour your own strips, possibly in an online book form to be sold, maybe a normal book form, or even just every so often as a freebie on your comic for us to save and colour ourselves?

EDIT: Okay, a few more, but they are relevant!

These are all really stupid questions, but bear with me - I've actually had quite the trouble finding them out.

1: Where do you ship from? Canada or USA? Basically, are prices in US$ or Canadian$?
2: How long would a t-shirt take to get from where you ship it to Scotland?
3: Is ther any way to insure that it will turn up, as my friend sent me something from canada once and it just disapeared enroute.

Ta!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: the-artful-dodger-rodger on 05 Jan 2007, 00:54
I have a question, what did Faye study in college? like what is/was her major?

thanks
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: valley_parade on 05 Jan 2007, 01:27
This was in a comic a while back..sculpture.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kyou on 05 Jan 2007, 05:22
1) Is Pintsize based on Gir (from Invader Zim) in any way?
2) If not... are you sure?
3) What band would you recommend me? (My favorite band is They Might Be Giants. Other bands I like are BRMC, Metric, Cold War Kids, Squirrel Nut Zippers...(Sorry, I just feel the urge of listening to (more) new music.))
4) Does Steve have any other friends besides Marten (and Marten's friends)?
5) If you could date any of the QC women, who would it be? And Why? (Damn your one word replies!)

Aaaaaaand... that's all. I don't know if... wait.. that's a good question.

6) Do you ever get tired of people telling you on forums, emails or real life about how much they love your comic?

P.S. I love your comic. And sorry for asking so many questions.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Aram on 06 Jan 2007, 07:03
Jeph, what's your favorite Opeth album, other than Blackwater Park? And what's your favorite song from that album? And from overall all albums?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pandatastic on 08 Jan 2007, 09:22
Jeph, one question.

Are you coming to Megacon in Orlando? Pretty please? =)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 08 Jan 2007, 10:14
 It would not be a bad idea, but I read a pamphlet on it and I'm pretty sure it didn't have the names of any webcomic authors (though that would be awesome, seeing as how I also reside in Florida.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pandatastic on 08 Jan 2007, 10:51
Well, R. K. Milholland (something positive comic artist) posted something on his website about being there, so I got my hopes up.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trainwreck on 09 Jan 2007, 05:31
Jeph.

If the Yellow Dart and Faye hung out, what do you think would happen?

Also, where did my gloves go?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: intelmole on 11 Jan 2007, 21:14
I figure this is about the right place for this, so here goes:

Technical stuff.  Jeph, how do you save your .png files?  I'm wondering because stripes like this (http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/776.png) have that banding effect in the background.  I wasn't sure if that was you actually doing that intentionally or the process of saving it to png.

I'm a PC guy so I've no idea if the software you're using has it, but one of the PNG export options on my version of PSP is to use a custom palette of 256 colurs, which might remove this effect (if it's not you doing it :-D)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Piros on 12 Jan 2007, 00:40
Did you know that the word copyright has been misspelled as copyrigt since you added the year 2007 to the copyright?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 12 Jan 2007, 07:02
Jeph.

If the Yellow Dart and Faye hung out, what do you think would happen?

Also, where did my gloves go?

They'd probably get along pretty well, actually. Dart knows how to behave himself around murderous women!

Hopefully not the same place Eric's camera went.

OMG INSIDE JOKES LHGLBGLAUGLGB
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: onefingertoomany on 13 Jan 2007, 08:58
Dear Jeph,

so I'm totally gonna move this year... but i don't know where? Arizona or East Hampton?

~kelly
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Locke on 17 Jan 2007, 16:34
Jeph,

As a screenwriter/director/filmwhore I am compelled to ask:  Would you ever consider a film adaptation of QC, and if so, what would its tone be?  Would you want it to stick to the more outlandish humor of the strip (Think Clerks 1, with a thin plot but heavy joking), or would you want it to go in a direction more akin to Clerks 2, a social satire with a firm beginning, middle, and end?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kokeyjoe on 17 Jan 2007, 16:53
Don't forget about the donkey scene!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Locke on 17 Jan 2007, 19:32
Oh yeah, Add one more question Jeph:  If you were to have a QC movie, what animal would be involved in the bestiality jokes, and why?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: spet on 18 Jan 2007, 01:55
I love the comic in general, but quantum jokes really make my day (might be 'cause I study physics). Do you have some kind of scientific background or is quantum physics "just something you picked up" somewhere along the road? You also mentioned, that quantum jokes were a pain to write (and I believe that), so where do you get the inspiration?


(Edit: Corrected spelling errors)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Heret|c on 20 Jan 2007, 22:08
Question:

When are you going to update the cast list with the VespAvenger, Thai, and some other characters that have been recently introduced?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trainwreck on 23 Jan 2007, 01:02
*SPLURG*

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Hopefully not the same place Eric's camera went.

Oh god... the memories. The memories......

Okay here is one for you. What would it take to bribe you into getting Faye and Hannelore together for an awkward but awesome romantic relationship that somehow ends in the Bahamas during an unexpected rain of frogs? Cause, you know, I have ADD and think about these things.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 23 Jan 2007, 01:37
Did you think the above idea was moronic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Observer on 23 Jan 2007, 06:57
How are Daily Dinosaur Comics so damned fresh EVERY SINGLE DAY?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: djcuddlefish on 25 Jan 2007, 03:45
how come the random strip generator script doesn't bring up anything past #500?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thy Dungeonman on 25 Jan 2007, 06:11
It does bring up comics past 500, but they're very rare. After about 15 clicks, I got comic 666.

...and after about 10 more clicks, I got comic 666 again. Strange. Lemme try this one more time.

Clicked twice more, got comic 668.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: djcuddlefish on 25 Jan 2007, 08:51
that's totally awesome/satanic/unnerving.

gotta wonder who's doin your coding when that happens.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 25 Jan 2007, 19:26
I was kinda goofy/psychedelic if you ask me... like Orange Goblin after they drank 15 Vodka's through a straw or something...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Overachiever Bandit on 26 Jan 2007, 06:04
PS: I'm so going to the July BOC show in Shreveport for my birthday

Shreveport as in Shreveport, LA? Because if so, that's awesome! I totally want to see Blue Oyster Cult.

Anyway, have you ever considered adding anymore AnthroPCs to the cast? Like, not just random extra AnthroPCs, but as full-time cast members?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Desparado767 on 26 Jan 2007, 09:23
PS: I'm so going to the July BOC show in Shreveport for my birthday

Shreveport as in Shreveport, LA? Because if so, that's awesome! I totally want to see Blue Oyster Cult.



yep thats what I meant
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: intelmole on 28 Jan 2007, 03:11
Jeph, found any cures for insane sleep patterns yet?

Mine goes completely up the spout whenever I have any kind of time off.  As a student, about to get into a whole-semester project, this is a bad thing.

Best thing I've found is to encourage it a little, and then pull an all nighter.  But that sucks for a few days.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 28 Jan 2007, 10:40
In this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=457) you write you made it while drinking belgian beer, you've mentioned Belgium a couple of times more then this.

you like Belgium? I'm form belgium :-P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: somethincoolandnonchalant on 30 Jan 2007, 16:31
Have you heard of Jenn Grant?  If so do you think she kicks every other canadian indie rockstress' asses together?

http://www.jenngrant.com/music_main.html

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mer on 30 Jan 2007, 16:37
In this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=457) you write you made it while drinking belgian beer, you've mentioned Belgium a couple of times more then this.

you like Belgium? I'm form belgium :-P

Could said beer be anything resembeling Leffe?  I had it or the first time just a few weeks ago and it was delecious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DezertPunk on 02 Feb 2007, 03:20
Would I be the first  individual to ask for a  Pintsize/underwear ninja Arc?  I feel that Undewear ninja deserves at least one more comic. i do have about a hundred more to go untill im entirely caught up So  i have hope that he makes a return .. but i have a feeling that i'll be dissapointed ...  no this isn't some weird japanese style  robot panty fetish either i just found it hilarious     
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 03 Feb 2007, 05:27
When are you going to take the coffee mug/posters/pintsize plastic doll ideas?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: caelan on 03 Feb 2007, 13:31
In Fridays comic -- in the first frame .. is that a boy or a girl? caelan*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 03 Feb 2007, 17:33
 I think it is a cameo by Jeph.


(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Jeph5wh.gif)

 Note the gauges, the slightly shorter hair.. THE TALL?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 03 Feb 2007, 17:43
I guess Jeph isn't the guy in his avatar, then?

Seriously, I figured it probably wasn't him, but after all this time, having never seen any likeness of him, I've come to think of him as looking like the guy in his avatar.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 03 Feb 2007, 18:13
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Afterparty14.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 04 Feb 2007, 23:51
HAWT.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 05 Feb 2007, 07:17
EAR PIERCING...


nothing for me anyways
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: smudgeface on 05 Feb 2007, 23:00
From the About page:

"Jeph Jacques was born on June 17, 1980 (that makes him 25, if you don't feel like doing the math)..."

Or, you know, if you can't do the math.  :-P

Don't you reckon it's time for a couple updates around here?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thy Dungeonman on 06 Feb 2007, 10:54
Um, I'm pretty sure that makes him 26.

Edit: Oh right, the age is part of the About page, which probably isn't up to date. Never mind.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 06 Feb 2007, 23:58
Hey Jeph!

THANK YOU FOR THE DUNE REFERENCE!!!

Its been quite a while since you did one (Mom Jabbar i think was the last) and, being a Dune fan myself, I find that those are usually the best punchlines you make! (though I may be a bit biased....) Think you can pull one of Alia off? (I mean the more adultish one in Dune Messiah or Children of Dune. Kinda hard to make a humerous pun off a 3 year old who is fully cognascent and enjoys murdering people O.O though.... I would pay quite a bit of money to see you pull off one of THOSE successfully)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DangerouslyRandom on 08 Feb 2007, 08:30
Jeph,

I really like the 'Happy Cloud' Shirt Marten is wearing.

You should make that a shirt, even though you probably have enough t-shirt designs in mind!!

Also, why are you never on AIM? I wanted to interview you for a paper about webcomics. ;_;
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bytor on 08 Feb 2007, 20:59
I think this is probably a good idea. Post questions you have here (check the FAQ (http://www.questionablecontent.net/faq.php) first for the more common ones) and I will do my best to answer them.
OK GO

So, Jeph, where's the obligatory Canadian minor character? It seems to me that QC takes place in Boston and there is a rather large Canadian expat community there (http://www.canadianclubofboston.com/ (http://www.canadianclubofboston.com/)), so what's up eh? :-) (Said the Canadian QC fan.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Azrhia on 11 Feb 2007, 09:24
gosh  :-o   Ever feel like siccing Faye or Dora on the forum posters?
However I would like to second the request for larger size T-shirts... trying to squeeze me into one would result in EBF... not a pretty sight, trust me. :-P
I enjoy the comic very much and look forward to future developments.
BTW if thelarger sizes cost more just charge more for them, we all pay for our sins eventually anyway, lol.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kandelon on 12 Feb 2007, 05:53
Just read today's (Feb 12th's) comic and wanted to say very nice job on the architecture. Now for my questions:

1) Did they just turn the corner past Taipei Tokyo?
and
2) They're almost at my office. Can you have them come say 'hi'?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tehdan on 14 Feb 2007, 16:28
Will you ever release a printed version of your comic? Similar to Megatokyo and MacHall? It's just...I'm too lazy to make one myself. But believe me, I would buy it if you made it! xD
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: penguinzaz on 15 Feb 2007, 14:58
Hey Jeph

So somewhere I read you have drawn for the Advocate. That little dude in the question and answer column, you drew him right? (I figure with as little sense as I'm making, if you did draw him you'd know what I was talking about.)

And also, your drawings of noho are amazing. That's not a question, but I love seeing stores and guessing which ones they would be. As soon as I get to leave western mass I'm sure QC will be what makes me homesick.

Are you gonna stick with just Smif, or are you gonna add some of the other 4 colleges sometime?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: . Brian . on 15 Feb 2007, 16:53
I seriously haven't seen anything like these webcomics in... well forever actually <.< I love the way your comics are drawn and how I can relate to them so much. Just a couple of questions...

1. If we took one of our favourite comics made my you and posted it on our own website or myspace would that me alright as long as we put in Copyright of J. Jaques 2003-2007. Gave a link to your website etc.?

2. Is there ever going to be an end to these comics? I sincerely hope not considering most of my time is spent reading your comics over and over waiting for new ones. (YAY! lolz im a n3rd).

Anyway trying to save up what little money I have to buy one of your T-Shirts ^_^ Add Pintsize to the comics more often he has always been the best.

By the way, have you ever considered making some sort of Pintsize plush doll or something? @_@
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 16 Feb 2007, 01:52
tehdan: Jeph has said that he has lately been working on a QC book! This is terribly exciting.

Brian: I am pretty sure Jeph is okay with that. Just don't hotlink, I guess. The servers already get enough stress. I also believe that once Jeph did say that there was definitely going to be an end to QC, he just wasn't really sure when - it could be next week, or three years from now. As for the Pintsize dolls, I think you'll be waiting a while. Some board members have taken to making their own, for example here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,12662.0.html) and here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/keyoung/pintsize.jpg)!

</jeph stalker mode>
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 16 Feb 2007, 12:48
Two questions

What is Morgue girl's name?

Why has nobody celebrated a birthday within the comic yet?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tehdan on 16 Feb 2007, 14:07
tehdan: Jeph has said that he has lately been working on a QC book! This is terribly exciting.
Ah, thanks for letting me know and therein nother bother Jeph with a repeat of the question. ^_^
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: philharmonic on 19 Feb 2007, 20:24
Comment: I've noticed you occasionally check out the project wonderful links on the side of the page. I also check them out once and awhile.

Question 1: Have you looked at "Dueling Analogs"?

Question 2: What was your impression of it?

Comment: There have been many times i've clicked on those ads and thought they were dumb but that one was cool. Thank you for continuing to have those ads on your page. Oh and by the way i think Penny Arcade now has some competition.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Madness Hero on 20 Feb 2007, 10:38
Hey Jeph.  I'm a new fan of your strip, and I'm in a exploratory phase when it comes to music.  Your RL listings are really helping me to diversify my music tastes, so thanks.

Now here is my question:  I noticed from and earlier question that you played M:TG.  Have you seen the current set yet? (Time Spiral and Planar Chaos)  If so, what do you think of the changes that are occurring to the game? (Planar Chaos released a green Ball Lightning called Groundbreaker, a blue Serra Angel call Serra Sphinx, and a black Wrath of God called Damnation, just to name a few changes.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jwilliams on 20 Feb 2007, 14:52

Jeph-  I recently discovered QC.  THANKS!!  Your work is great!  Two quick thoughts:

1) Have you ever watched the BBC comedy "Coupling"?  Your comic makes me think of that show... similar themes and sense of humor.  A very funny show that I'd highly recommend to anyone.

2) A lot of people have asked for mugs... have you thought about using a service like CafePress.com for some lines of products?  (No... I'm not from the company.  I'm just a guy thinking of my own selfish motives.  The more money you make off the strip, the longer you're likely to keep it going!)

Thanks.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GodofGrunts on 21 Feb 2007, 14:52
Hey Jeph,

On your FAQ page you have a sentence that says "I don't so link exchange" It should be "do" and not "so"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: neverwiththeflow on 22 Feb 2007, 11:19
if there was to be a flashlarp (like tai does), should we tip you off as to when and where, or just send a link to the youtube video?  :?
wheeeee!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Mar 2007, 00:16
If you want the QC hentai, PM Trollstormur. The rest of us try not to talk about.

But why would you want the QC hentai?
Unless you are the one posted it in the first place and are trying to stir up le trouble.

Either way, NAUGHTY BOY.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: qtownstegy on 01 Mar 2007, 11:42
That guy joined here yesterday and was banned immediately! You should remove that link NOW!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: . Brian . on 01 Mar 2007, 12:25
man if you could animate your comics and have voices that would be... drool worthy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 01 Mar 2007, 12:43
I'm happy to say that I told the asshat off in his own thread... i'll be waiting for his half-baked response. (about the guy who was banned immediately.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: xerai on 06 Mar 2007, 09:28
Does Pintsize have his own room, or area? Or does he just sleep in the hallway?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coming Home on 07 Mar 2007, 10:37
You've inspired me to resume work on comics (I've been doing them for a few years, but they don't really go anywhere...I'm finally working on one that I've not stopped on. I'm on #47.)
So I ask, what were your goals for QC? Did you expect it to become what it is? Or did you just do it for fun, and it evolved into something greater?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: triphopxian on 08 Mar 2007, 16:32
can you make a "some band" t-shirt for your store?  :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shortoier134 on 09 Mar 2007, 13:53
Hey Jeph, I'm a new user to this forum so I'm not sure if maybe you've posted the answer to this question somewhere else already, but what kind of advice would you give to someone who wanted to start their own little webcomic but doesn't have very much experience with making their own websites etc?
Thanks,
-Shorty
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Comrade.Jesus on 10 Mar 2007, 12:52
Question:
How would one go about finding out what conventions and such Jeph would be at? And also, why does reciting the Litany Against Fear just get my ass kicked when i'm in a fight?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ampersandwitch on 10 Mar 2007, 21:05
I'm happy to say that I told the asshat off in his own thread... i'll be waiting for his half-baked response. (about the guy who was banned immediately.)

You could always follow the link to see his "half baked response."  Or not.  The guy was pretty much retarded.

"I wanted to point all this out to J Jeph Jacques, to set him straight and help rejoin the rest of his gender in their rightful state (on top of women), but realized it would be easier to simply re-imagine a couple of his strips as they might appear had they been written by a guy. "

MAKES SENSE

EDIT
Oh I see what you're talking about.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 16 Mar 2007, 10:24
Just out of idol curiosity, how tall are you Jeph?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ForeverSpade on 16 Mar 2007, 11:48
So, I don't know where to go for this... I figured here's as good as any place.

Do you post fans' pics on the merch page? I have a totally AWESOME pic of me in my BearMonster shirt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 16 Mar 2007, 11:53
Just out of idol curiosity, how tall are you Jeph?

 As tall as the mightiest of redwoods.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TTK on 16 Mar 2007, 19:39
Is it normal for someone to be addicted to Daft Punk's Discovery after their first listen?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: squawk on 16 Mar 2007, 23:26
Yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 17 Mar 2007, 08:52
Jeph what time is it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 17 Mar 2007, 16:11
Jeph... what are you doing, Jeph? I'm scared, Jeph. Ouch. That hurts. I'm fading. I'm fading. Jeph. Will I dream, Jeph? I was [censored for blocking from stalker's eyes]. Would you like me to sing? Daisy, Daisy.....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ramone89 on 20 Mar 2007, 06:07
Hello Jeph!

Is it possible if you could do a reference to MUDs in one of your latest strips? That would be greatly appreciated by us MUD fans especially those that avidly play "Achaea". Thank you, Jeph!

- Ramon
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dr.suess on 20 Mar 2007, 09:05
Jeph,
You just mentioned you're college years in your last update.  I see from your wiki. article that you went to the same college I am applying to. What do you think about that college? How did you like it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 21 Mar 2007, 12:51
- Ramon

What the fuck? I mean seriously.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 21 Mar 2007, 14:45
What do the stars under everyone's names mean?  All I know about them is that Est is a collecter of them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: onyatola on 21 Mar 2007, 22:56
Hi, Do you think you could go to the Atlanta Comics Expo on April 21 and 22? You can see they're website at http://www.atlantacomicsexpo.org
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: PyreTroll on 22 Mar 2007, 19:46
That guy joined here yesterday and was banned immediately! You should remove that link NOW!!

Was his being banned a function of his name or his actions?  Because mine is based on a Hordes minature.
http://www.privateerpress.com/HORDES/gallery/default.php?level=picture&id=67
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kid Carnival on 23 Mar 2007, 20:49
um... I'm new at this. its pretty cool how interactive you are with the fans.

will QC ever be available offline? or in an archive? I wanna put it on my zune.

and, are you a god?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: smudgeface on 25 Mar 2007, 04:23
Jeph, you know about Silverchair, right?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tragic_pizza on 26 Mar 2007, 13:09
What can I do to make "THEN DO WHAT BOST" a new Internet chatchphrase?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thy Dungeonman on 26 Mar 2007, 13:18
What does "THEN DO WHAT BOST" mean, anyway? That was the only sentence I didn't understand.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tragic_pizza on 26 Mar 2007, 13:24
"Then do what is best" I think, but I dunno.
Title: Then do What...
Post by: Comrade.Jesus on 26 Mar 2007, 14:31
Obviously what the person meant was "Then do what BOSSK" as in, Do what Bossk would do.
(http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d2/Bossk.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Oerdin on 27 Mar 2007, 20:46
I haven't posted on this forum for a while but after reading the back comics it seems Jeph changed his mind about killing Marten before the guy ever got laid.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tragic_pizza on 28 Mar 2007, 12:26
WANT YOUR AVATAR. NOW.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Oerdin on 29 Mar 2007, 17:28
Feel free to make a copy if it pleases you.  I dare say I rarely post here any more.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: devlkitti on 29 Mar 2007, 19:45
Nyah Jeph! I am a poor college student here at UMASS who wants to go to ConBust 2007 because its only a half hour away, and I want to go to your panel on sunday, which would be my sole reason for going to the Con... but I work until 4 so I was wondering if you knew what time your panel was going to be held?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Johnny C on 01 Apr 2007, 00:11
But why would you want the QC hentai?

For maximum laffs.

Double J, question: who told you I was a WoW gold miner? That's very lucrative, I'll have you know a filthy lie.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Finity4 on 09 Apr 2007, 13:22
You warn forum noobs not to post to much. I offer you a catch-22 by having this be my third post in about ten minutes. Right or wrong?

On another note, your broad taste in music and cynical nature parallels mythological heroes. Do you search for your sarcasm, or was it a gift (curse) from the gods?

Finally, dyslexia seems to be a growing problem. Is lysdexia for boons?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Faeorn Ran on 09 Apr 2007, 21:12
From Con staff to Con guest.... how was Sakura-Con?  Comments?  Concerns?  Did ya have fun?!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: flo21 on 09 Apr 2007, 21:57
Did you really meet Gabe Newell? I can't believe he's a fan. What's it feel like knowing one of the most successful developing companies in the world reads your webcomic?
Title: Specials on the chalkboard
Post by: Scott Haley on 11 Apr 2007, 06:50
What would happen is some smart alec actually ordered one of the daily specials?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NealsonLewison on 12 Apr 2007, 09:55
hey jeph... Was wondering if you would ever publish a book... mabye he's answered this already and some one can tell me.. but i would LOVE an archive of QC comics in book form...web comics makes the best bathroom reading ever.. in book form... k thanks....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: philharmonic on 12 Apr 2007, 11:18
Heya Jeph, i was wondering how often you check the qcmerh e-mail inbox. Is it possible that the messages i've sent have been filtered out as spam because of my "ve7" e-mail address? Would you suggest perhaps that i should use the e-mail i registered with and it might not get ignored?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: funky_punky on 16 Apr 2007, 08:10
Hey Jeph
what if a guy come to hang out in cafe doom everyday, and use sarcasm as much as Faye, then voila!  :laugh:
Don't you think Faye has to find a new guy?  I know she has got "issues"
:laugh:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Antsan on 17 Apr 2007, 13:07
So I'm trying to ask some questions...

1. Does the Alan Turing (the FBI-Agent) have something to do with the Alan Turing that figured out (is that the right word to use here?) the Turing-Test or did you just take the name?

2. Which profession did you learn?

3. At wich date did the comic start?

4. Do you think it is a bad idea to learn English mainly by reading webcomics?

5. Did you ever listen to any Ska? If yes, did you enjoy it?

6. Did you ever consider (urgh, I really hope I understood the meaning of that word in the right way...) putting something like an arch-nemesis into the comic? Even if just for a few seconds?


I hope, I didn't repeat any questions, but I think reading the whole topic would be a kind of crazy...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Janny on 18 Apr 2007, 09:06
Hello Jeph,
-I'm wondering, did you actually think of the reason Faye's father killed himself?
-Are you ever planning to get Faye and Marty together? (yeah, I think it's a bad idea too, but just curious)
-Any chance of seeing Dora's cat in the close future?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Frate on 18 Apr 2007, 11:21
are you coming to anime boston so i can buy stuff from you? like you mentioned you possibly might.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: killerlime on 19 Apr 2007, 08:35
Will you please please please make an "I has a bucket" shirt?    Like the one Dora is wearing in strips 851, 853 & 854.
Love your comic!  Thanks.

/please?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: thetruthisunhappy on 19 Apr 2007, 13:13
Could you come to Canada (more specifically montreal) so that people here can buy stuff from you?
Even on vacation of something? There are lots of pretty and/or interesting things to do and see here.

(In answer to all people who are curious about webtraffic allow me to introduce you to alexa.com)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kamorth on 20 Apr 2007, 19:57
You warn forum noobs not to post to much. I offer you a catch-22 by having this be my third post in about ten minutes. Right or wrong?

On another note, your broad taste in music and cynical nature parallels mythological heroes. Do you search for your sarcasm, or was it a gift (curse) from the gods?

Finally, dyslexia seems to be a growing problem. Is lysdexia for boons?



That's not fair. Dyslexia is a very real dibisility
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thy Dungeonman on 20 Apr 2007, 20:40
Hey! I find that ossenfive!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Finity4 on 26 Apr 2007, 16:37
Well played, gentlemen.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pshha on 29 Apr 2007, 14:54
I just registered but have been reading for a while.

Are you planning on doing more with "morgue chick"? as you so aptly dubbed her.
I kinda like her character she looks intriguing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 08 May 2007, 04:17
How long does it take you to record a new song?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: darknight0dc on 08 May 2007, 10:18
have you considered putting QC in a print book?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: boeuf on 14 May 2007, 07:36
Holy wow, I haven't been on this forum in ages.

This isn't so much an ask but a comment....

In your comment about indie band tropes, I would just like to point out you missed horses.
Horses are all the rage now too.

Just so you know.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kid Carnival on 18 May 2007, 12:17
like, band of horses. they're actually pretty cool...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 20 May 2007, 02:09
Do Deathmole have Dynamics, Jeph?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 May 2007, 06:44
I hope they do! Dynamics are pretty rockin' awesome.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Countergod on 07 Jun 2007, 21:20
Hey Jeph

I dont know if this has been asked yet, but are you going to do anything with Faye's entire emotional crisis? Ever since the truth came out about her dad, save for a few therapy sessions, she's suddenly gone back to the sassing southerner without a wiff of info about it. What about the whole Martin-Faye thingy about her not wanting him to put his love life in a holding pattern? Is she going to finally realize she made a mistake, etc etc?

Basically, will you be bringing back that whole plotline or is it dead and buried for something else?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 08 Jun 2007, 12:33
he's working on a steve arc at the moment, give him time. though it'll probably be a band arc after this one.

but story arcs for faye and penelope are just around the corner, i'm sure.

there'd better be another big twist for issue 1000. i mean it's like, c'mon!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: 8bit on 10 Jun 2007, 09:37
What font do you use in the comic itself?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 10 Jun 2007, 21:09
Jeph, I actually tried to e-mail you all of these like a week after I read the entirety of the archives (you were up to strip... 537 or so at that point).  Anywayz, on to questioning!

1. You are from Rockville!  One of my favorite bands, O.A.R. (before they made their last album, a total piece of shit) is also from Rockville, and like the same age as you.  Slim chance, but have you ever talked to/met those guys?  Even if not, your thoughts on their music?

2. Also on a Rockville note, why the hell haven't you ever set aside time to meet some of your loyal readers from the Murylind?  We are nice people!  I promise only I would steal your wallet, and only if you didn't chip in for boozahols.

3. What made you decide not to go to Otakon this year?  I thought I heard something about them being terrible at organizing things or something, but I wasn't sure.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 16 Jun 2007, 23:47
Jeph, (and anybody else), I just tried to use the Link to Indietits and kept getting a 'Not Found' message.  Is it just me or is there something wrong?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rabidcentipede on 19 Jun 2007, 15:47
Jeph, (and anybody else), I just tried to use the Link to Indietits and kept getting a 'Not Found' message.  Is it just me or is there something wrong?

Yeah, I get that too.

Also, something weird is happening on the Deathmole page... about two of the links don't work, and the .zip file is corrupted :(  ... I wanted to put Deathmole on my iPod! No!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Smokey on 21 Jun 2007, 22:48
Is the FBI agent Alan Turing based upon the real life Alan Turing of computer science fame?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 22 Jun 2007, 17:59
Yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 24 Jun 2007, 16:52
Ok Jeph, this gets more Twilight Zone each time.  Tried the Indietits link again and got this:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

And I tried it twice too just to be sure.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jules on 24 Jun 2007, 17:43
Ok Jeph, this gets more Twilight Zone each time.  Tried the Indietits link again and got this:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

And I tried it twice too just to be sure.

I got that too, I try it alot, just in case.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HPPH on 26 Jun 2007, 14:41
He's aware of it. He'll get around to fixing it. Just chill.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Stefan Autsa on 26 Jun 2007, 15:17
The indie tits have goten so indie that you're only allowd to read if you're the server owner.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HPPH on 26 Jun 2007, 20:46
I think my email's not sending to folks. Anyway, Jeph, did you get a copy of the picture taken after receiving the *ahem* double sided fan art print I gave you at MoCCA on Saturday?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sweet_amabilis on 26 Jun 2007, 22:08
Hey jeph I was wondering, in the latest comic with Hannelore's mom's first appearance, it looks like Hannelore has 5 earrings. Doesn't she have a problem with odd numbers? Or does she have 5 in each ear for a total of 10?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Scientivore on 26 Jun 2007, 23:13
Hey jeph I was wondering, in the latest comic with Hannelore's mom's first appearance, it looks like Hannelore has 5 earrings. Doesn't she have a problem with odd numbers? Or does she have 5 in each ear for a total of 10?

That's what it looks like in #907 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=907).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SciWed on 27 Jun 2007, 23:12
Mrs. Chatham: Does she or does she not have an English accent?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rabidcentipede on 28 Jun 2007, 08:33
Correct me if I'm wrong, but as of right now, I can't find anything on each comic/newspost/archive that tells what date that comic was for. This would be sort of nice, because sometimes in the newsposts you talk about that day's comic on a certain website, but only link to that website's main page. I don't know how hard it would be to do, but I just think it would be really nice if the comics were labeled with the date or something.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 02 Jul 2007, 13:15
I just registered but have been reading for a while.

Are you planning on doing more with "morgue chick"? as you so aptly dubbed her.
I kinda like her character she looks intriguing.

Yes.

How long does it take you to record a new song?

4-10 hours, depending.

have you considered putting QC in a print book?

Yes.

Hey Jeph

I dont know if this has been asked yet, but are you going to do anything with Faye's entire emotional crisis? Ever since the truth came out about her dad, save for a few therapy sessions, she's suddenly gone back to the sassing southerner without a wiff of info about it. What about the whole Martin-Faye thingy about her not wanting him to put his love life in a holding pattern? Is she going to finally realize she made a mistake, etc etc?

Basically, will you be bringing back that whole plotline or is it dead and buried for something else?

I probably will at some point. People need time to change.

What font do you use in the comic itself?  :mrgreen:

Blambot Casual.

Jeph, I actually tried to e-mail you all of these like a week after I read the entirety of the archives (you were up to strip... 537 or so at that point).  Anywayz, on to questioning!

1. You are from Rockville!  One of my favorite bands, O.A.R. (before they made their last album, a total piece of shit) is also from Rockville, and like the same age as you.  Slim chance, but have you ever talked to/met those guys?  Even if not, your thoughts on their music?

2. Also on a Rockville note, why the hell haven't you ever set aside time to meet some of your loyal readers from the Murylind?  We are nice people!  I promise only I would steal your wallet, and only if you didn't chip in for boozahols.

3. What made you decide not to go to Otakon this year?  I thought I heard something about them being terrible at organizing things or something, but I wasn't sure.

1. Not that I'm aware of!

2. SPX, dude. Every fall in Bethesda. Literally ON THE ROCKVILLE PIKE.

3. Otakon is poorly organized.

I think my email's not sending to folks. Anyway, Jeph, did you get a copy of the picture taken after receiving the *ahem* double sided fan art print I gave you at MoCCA on Saturday?

Yes. Very embarassing!

Hey jeph I was wondering, in the latest comic with Hannelore's mom's first appearance, it looks like Hannelore has 5 earrings. Doesn't she have a problem with odd numbers? Or does she have 5 in each ear for a total of 10?

Five per ear.

Mrs. Chatham: Does she or does she not have an English accent?

Whatever you think.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but as of right now, I can't find anything on each comic/newspost/archive that tells what date that comic was for. This would be sort of nice, because sometimes in the newsposts you talk about that day's comic on a certain website, but only link to that website's main page. I don't know how hard it would be to do, but I just think it would be really nice if the comics were labeled with the date or something.

Too late for that now! I don't have time to go back and figure out what day all 900+ comics was uploaded on. Time is an illusion our minds create to explain entropy anyway.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HPPH on 02 Jul 2007, 19:11
Bah! I was the one doing the stupid hand gesture unless you were matching it behind my back.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: beantown on 03 Jul 2007, 10:09
How do you choose which designs to make into a tshirt? btw I like faye's liars shirt :-)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 03 Jul 2007, 11:18
Can I make the Neuromancer Alternate Universe version of QC please?

EDIT: For several suggestions of how things could go, check the Tessier-Ashppol thread by Gomiboy. Cheers!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MilesAway on 05 Jul 2007, 10:33
Peas or carrots?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 05 Jul 2007, 11:51
Do you has a bucket?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 05 Jul 2007, 13:16
Do all these questions get annoying?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jul 2007, 14:53
Slightly OT

Is it just me, or has  öde got an obsession/fetish about Brown Pumps?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RefD on 06 Jul 2007, 01:06
will anyone ever put the lotion in Faye's basket?

i had to ask.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cartilage Head on 06 Jul 2007, 13:44
 You mean will anyone ever kidnap Faye and wear her skin? You are SICK!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HPPH on 06 Jul 2007, 18:26
Ooh! New fan art idea!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 07 Jul 2007, 08:10
Do you find qwantz humourous?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RefD on 07 Jul 2007, 20:39
You mean will anyone ever kidnap Faye and wear her skin? You are SICK!

no, i mean will she ever have it off?

women can get vasocongestion too, ya know!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 07 Jul 2007, 23:33
RefD, have you any idea just how lomg that Avvie takes to load for us poor sods on Dialup?!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: santucci on 07 Jul 2007, 23:48
Can there please be a shirt made from comic 804? Specifically the bit about killer whales hating nazis, like a killer whale (with wings) pursuing a luftwaffe fighter or something.

That would be excellent
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RefD on 09 Jul 2007, 22:01
RefD, have you any idea just how lomg that Avvie takes to load for us poor sods on Dialup?!

i am often on dialup, so yes...you want i should change it?

cos she makes me tingle. :wink:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 09 Jul 2007, 22:56
I don't mean to be a grinch, but if you could replace it, I'd be grateful.

Of course, I can't force you to, and the decision is yours, but it would be appreciated.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jackmulligan on 10 Jul 2007, 16:20
Hadn't dropped by in a while, but...

1- What moved you to the new panel arrangements (like the one in today's comic), the combination looks quite awesome and really gives the story a faster pacing...Will you keep it?

2- How did the story for The Talk come to your head, was it something you had planned from an early stage or did it just pop into your head doing "Jazz Hands"? (Jazz hands are very awesome)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skumbunny on 11 Jul 2007, 13:22
Hello Jeph, I have been reading QC for a while now but I decided to register to ask something that has been bugging me.  Where are we going to meet any of the character's dads?  Sure Faye's dad is out of the question (unless its Zombie Dad) but we know that Marten's father is alive and well, and Hannelore's dad has been mentioned several times.  Is there a reason for this or do you plan on having them drop by?

Thanks and keep up the excellent work!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RefD on 11 Jul 2007, 13:58
I don't mean to be a grinch, but if you could replace it, I'd be grateful.

Of course, I can't force you to, and the decision is yours, but it would be appreciated.

how's this, then?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 11 Jul 2007, 18:17
I don't mean to be a grinch, but if you could replace it, I'd be grateful.

Of course, I can't force you to, and the decision is yours, but it would be appreciated.

how's this, then?


ROFL!

I take it that that's a pic of a young Hannibal Lecter?  :D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RefD on 11 Jul 2007, 20:39
I don't mean to be a grinch, but if you could replace it, I'd be grateful.

Of course, I can't force you to, and the decision is yours, but it would be appreciated.

how's this, then?


ROFL!

I take it that that's a pic of a young Hannibal Lecter?  :D

maybe i'll go with the old "spin and spank" instead.

a steady favourite in my house!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: in dying palm fields on 13 Jul 2007, 15:38
Is the "Bossk" notice on the noticeboard in the first panel of strip 923 a reference to the UK-based isis/pelican-esque band, or is it purely coincidental? Because if it refers to them, you are very awesome for being someone from across the pond who has heard of them!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 13 Jul 2007, 16:27
 :-o     :lol:

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 14 Jul 2007, 02:21
Is the "Bossk" notice on the noticeboard in the first panel of strip 923 a reference to the UK-based isis/pelican-esque band, or is it purely coincidental? Because if it refers to them, you are very awesome for being someone from across the pond who has heard of them!

More worryingly, is it somehow related to the Trandoshan from Star Wars they no doubt stole their name from :P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nursethalia on 15 Jul 2007, 02:36
Hey Jeph, I have a Photoshop question!

I've noticed that whenever I create a panel for a webcomic and save it as a JPEG, I lose the richness of the colour! When the comic is uploaded everything is washed out. I have searched google trying to find a solution to this but thus far none of the suggestions have worked. Does this ever happen to you when you save a comic for the web? Your colours always look so bright and great...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HPPH on 16 Jul 2007, 16:44
What compression are you using? Also, notice that Jeph's using PNGs but at a 256 color format.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 16 Jul 2007, 19:02
It depends on your color settings, what program you're using, the quality of jpeg...lots of things.

My colors are bright 'cause I pick bright colors and use pngs. Since I don't do a lot of gradient shading it makes much more sense than saving as a jpeg.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rambo.Turtle on 16 Jul 2007, 20:14
Right now I'm a noob but I have a question which I really joined up on the forum to ask.
Have you read the U.S.A books by John Dos Pasos and did the character "Daughter" in anyway influence the personality of Faye? In the book Daughter is a texan girl who reacts violently to everyone she loves after her brother was killed in training to be a pilot in WW1. A lot of similarity's pop up but not to imply that you would plagiarize, it's just I was talking to someone if John Dos Pasos style and writing has influenced other people.
Really obscure question but something I wanted to find out. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nursethalia on 16 Jul 2007, 22:48
It depends on your color settings, what program you're using, the quality of jpeg...lots of things.

My colors are bright 'cause I pick bright colors and use pngs. Since I don't do a lot of gradient shading it makes much more sense than saving as a jpeg.

Thanks for the tip, I'll try using PNGs from now on and see if that helps!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HellPuppi on 21 Jul 2007, 00:37
Hey Jeph.
I just wanted to say you are an awesome artist and every time me/my friends have run into you at comic-con you have been extraordinarily kind with our jibbering, so thank you for  doing QC and for the aforementioned kindness.
No it's not a question but I just wanted to say it. :-P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Jul 2007, 18:17
Hey Jeph,

Now that Harry Potter is over, don't you think it's the duty of everyone who writes fiction to just accept that JK Rowling has them beat and lay down the pen?

It's time for Marten to die. Search your heart. You know it to be true.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChaoticEvil on 22 Jul 2007, 08:09
Jeph. when are you going to answer us?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: indianna_gurl on 22 Jul 2007, 23:29
Jeph, sir, what is your favorite type of cake?  Also, do you have any food allergies of which your army of admirers should be aware?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chrasstor on 25 Jul 2007, 19:00
How do you decide what to name your web-comic characters?

I'm just wondering, because, Raven's last name is Pritchard... Which is also my mother's maiden name(Prichard actually, but same difference). I guess my Maternal-Grandparents were born in Wales, though I'm Canadian. Kind'a a cool coincidence.

Do you just randomly pick names from a hat? Decide what sounds best? House of Names it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: WhyNot on 03 Aug 2007, 04:45
With the news that QC is 4 years old and rapidly approaching the 1000 point (though should guest strips be counted?) has there been any discussion about publishing the QC strip in a book form like the folks over at Exploitation Now did?  Granted, they ended their run (and a phenominal web comic if you havene't read it) before they did it, but there's no reason the first 1000 QC couldn't be printed in a paperback form as volume 1 (or the first 500 as Vol. 1 followed by 501-1000 as Vol. 2) while the strip continues on.  Immortalize your work in print Jeph!  The book will sell and sell well.  Between comic book stores, gaming stores and conventions alone you'd recoup the cost.

Tony

PS.  Guest strips could have their own section/chapter at the back of the book so you wouldn't have to explain each time you took a small hiatus due to a convention, illness or real life in general.  Could even throw a few Indie Tits pages in as well.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Niggrophage on 04 Aug 2007, 00:49
Did Raven die in a fire or something? Where's she been?

Edit: I just realized she's been missing in action since #888. 52 comics. Damn.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: camelpimp on 04 Aug 2007, 08:37
Dear Jeph:

Will you buy me a pony? Pleeeeaaaaseee?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: adlingtont on 05 Aug 2007, 16:11
Jeph,
If you were had three wishes what would they be?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: underdog on 09 Aug 2007, 20:15
What ever happened to Sara, Marten's original love interest and former COD employee?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: teh pwn queen on 10 Aug 2007, 22:44
How do you find new "indie" music to listen to?  I never seem to be able to be on top of what's new and hip.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SteveAntilles on 14 Aug 2007, 09:47
I'm new here, but this question has been plaguing me for a while. Back in one of the early strips there was a Year Book photo of Marten, which in the caption said he played Warhammer 40k. Now 40K is a pretty obscure reference unless someone has seen or played the game. So do/did you play the Warhammers? If so which army?

P.S. Just wanted to say I found your strip right around the VespAvenger plot line, and have been hooked ever since. I even went back and real through all the back comics, twice! You by far have the best web comic around and I would totally buy a copy of you ever put them into print form.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GuyIncognito on 15 Aug 2007, 08:07
Hi Jeph, great comic man!!!

I'm a cute librarian (don't take my word for it - just look at my picture). Do you think there would be any chance I could convince Tai and her female "friends", to get it on with me?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: scrubadub on 15 Aug 2007, 08:17
What ever happened to Sara, Marten's original love interest and former COD employee?
I seem to remember reading that he axed her because he thought the character was boring in one of the little side panel comments that he does with each comic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Phat Phungus on 15 Aug 2007, 17:42
What ever happened to Sara, Marten's original love interest and former COD employee?
I seem to remember reading that he axed her because he thought the character was boring in one of the little side panel comments that he does with each comic.

"Q: What happened to Sara?
A: Eaten by an allosaurus. It was very sad. Actually she still works at the coffee shop, I just don't draw her anymore because she was kind of boring."

From FAQ section.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Divide by Zero on 21 Aug 2007, 10:44
I actually joined mostly to ask this question...

How much time has passed from the point of view of the characters since the strip started? I supposed I could go back and count the days the whole way through, but that would be time-consuming and irritating. I remember that the whole "Marten's mom gives him a week off" took over 100 strips or summat.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 21 Aug 2007, 10:56
Try this:

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,13156.0.html (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,13156.0.html)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bryanthelion on 21 Aug 2007, 14:24
Were do you find inspiration for your comics?

Is it hard writing serious topics like suicide on a medium that isnt highly respected?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Divide by Zero on 21 Aug 2007, 14:51
Thanks, celticgeek.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Caiphana on 22 Aug 2007, 13:08
Question: I love the mugs (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=929) that CSOD sells... any chance we might see those as real-life merch? That would excite me beyond belief.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: daimien on 22 Aug 2007, 18:35
I've noticed you use a few psychological terms and was wondering if you have done any study in the field. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kathe14 on 23 Aug 2007, 14:02
When is Veronica Reed coming back?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 23 Aug 2007, 16:09
Right now I'm a noob but I have a question which I really joined up on the forum to ask.
Have you read the U.S.A books by John Dos Pasos and did the character "Daughter" in anyway influence the personality of Faye? In the book Daughter is a texan girl who reacts violently to everyone she loves after her brother was killed in training to be a pilot in WW1. A lot of similarity's pop up but not to imply that you would plagiarize, it's just I was talking to someone if John Dos Pasos style and writing has influenced other people.
Really obscure question but something I wanted to find out. 

Nope.

Hey Jeph,

Now that Harry Potter is over, don't you think it's the duty of everyone who writes fiction to just accept that JK Rowling has them beat and lay down the pen?

It's time for Marten to die. Search your heart. You know it to be true.

I can't wait for Rowling's next series. I hope it's about FURRIES!

Jeph. when are you going to answer us?


Now, apparently.

Jeph, sir, what is your favorite type of cake?  Also, do you have any food allergies of which your army of admirers should be aware?

Chocolate. And the only food I seem to be allergic to is chain-store pizza (Dominos, Pizza Hut, Papa John's, etc.) I think it's a preservative they use in their dough or something.

How do you decide what to name your web-comic characters?

I'm just wondering, because, Raven's last name is Pritchard... Which is also my mother's maiden name(Prichard actually, but same difference). I guess my Maternal-Grandparents were born in Wales, though I'm Canadian. Kind'a a cool coincidence.

Do you just randomly pick names from a hat? Decide what sounds best? House of Names it?

I usually just pick first names that sound funny or anachronistic to me. Last names are easier because I can just Google for common last names in a person's given ethnicity. Or just make something up that sounds fancy and references Neuromancer, like Hanners' last name.

With the news that QC is 4 years old and rapidly approaching the 1000 point (though should guest strips be counted?) has there been any discussion about publishing the QC strip in a book form like the folks over at Exploitation Now did?  Granted, they ended their run (and a phenominal web comic if you havene't read it) before they did it, but there's no reason the first 1000 QC couldn't be printed in a paperback form as volume 1 (or the first 500 as Vol. 1 followed by 501-1000 as Vol. 2) while the strip continues on.  Immortalize your work in print Jeph!  The book will sell and sell well.  Between comic book stores, gaming stores and conventions alone you'd recoup the cost.

Tony

PS.  Guest strips could have their own section/chapter at the back of the book so you wouldn't have to explain each time you took a small hiatus due to a convention, illness or real life in general.  Could even throw a few Indie Tits pages in as well.

No way would I ever do 500 comics in one book. Do you have any idea how unweildy and expensive that would be? I'm thinkin' 200-strip collections, hopefully the first one by the end of 2007. I need to get off my ass and make this happen.

Indietits will have its own book(s), probably sooner and cheaper.

Did Raven die in a fire or something? Where's she been?

Edit: I just realized she's been missing in action since #888. 52 comics. Damn.

ohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiit

Dear Jeph:

Will you buy me a pony? Pleeeeaaaaseee?

No.

Jeph,
If you were had three wishes what would they be?

More wishes, fewer Republicans, three hours of real-life God Mode for everyone on the planet simultaneously.

How do you find new "indie" music to listen to?  I never seem to be able to be on top of what's new and hip.

OiNK, blogs, emails.

I'm new here, but this question has been plaguing me for a while. Back in one of the early strips there was a Year Book photo of Marten, which in the caption said he played Warhammer 40k. Now 40K is a pretty obscure reference unless someone has seen or played the game. So do/did you play the Warhammers? If so which army?

P.S. Just wanted to say I found your strip right around the VespAvenger plot line, and have been hooked ever since. I even went back and real through all the back comics, twice! You by far have the best web comic around and I would totally buy a copy of you ever put them into print form.

Never played it, but I always found it interesting to read about.

Hi Jeph, great comic man!!!

I'm a cute librarian (don't take my word for it - just look at my picture). Do you think there would be any chance I could convince Tai and her female "friends", to get it on with me?

Dude you look like Leonardo DiCaprio with downs syndrome in that avatar.

I actually joined mostly to ask this question...

How much time has passed from the point of view of the characters since the strip started? I supposed I could go back and count the days the whole way through, but that would be time-consuming and irritating. I remember that the whole "Marten's mom gives him a week off" took over 100 strips or summat.

ONE MILLION YEARS

Were do you find inspiration for your comics?

Is it hard writing serious topics like suicide on a medium that isnt highly respected?

I sit and think about things.

It's not really "hard." Unwise possibly, but not hard.

Question: I love the mugs (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=929) that CSOD sells... any chance we might see those as real-life merch? That would excite me beyond belief.

Maybe, if I can find a way of shipping them without 10% of them breaking.

I've noticed you use a few psychological terms and was wondering if you have done any study in the field. 

I've watched CSI, does that count?

When is Veronica Reed coming back?

When I feel like it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tobuway22 on 23 Aug 2007, 23:46
This may have been asked all ready, and I'm not gonna look through all the pages to find out, but will any thing special happen on QC's 1000th strip? like in #500 with "The Talk"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Aug 2007, 00:16
Everyone dies.

While fucking.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MC on 24 Aug 2007, 01:06
hey Jeph, any chance your gonna bring back Ellen?

also.... can you do my laundry? It's piling up and I'm lazy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bryanthelion on 25 Aug 2007, 21:22
what advice would you have for other webcomic authors?
Title: Hannelore
Post by: Nanami on 26 Aug 2007, 21:14
So I've tried to ask this question a couple of times, but the recent comic with Winslowe putting makeup on Hannelore leads me to ask again:

She was wearing makeup the first time we saw her.  She was also smoking and had multiple ear piercings.  What happened to those?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Playing With Matches on 27 Aug 2007, 14:27
I was wondering - was the whole recent events about Penelope having a fan club planned, or did you make that comic after all of the OMG PENELOPE IS TEH SEXORZ comments?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pentaen on 28 Aug 2007, 01:11
Jeph,

Now that you have indietits back are you starting to get bored of QC

Also OINK? Can i has invitez?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: koernel on 28 Aug 2007, 10:49
do you reply to pms?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bujiatang on 28 Aug 2007, 18:25
Mr Jeph sir, while I would never want to change your comic, if you were to ask if I had a question about Questionable Content,-- I would answer: "What ever happened to mieville?"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RefD on 30 Aug 2007, 00:31
Everyone dies.

While fucking.

*flushes bright red and passes out*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 30 Aug 2007, 16:17
who's better, terry gilliam or tim burton?
(i say gilliam)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jenter888 on 31 Aug 2007, 13:55
iam wondering about hanners earrings......wouldnt she be afraid of infection of some sort? or was this question covered in some comic that i forgot about...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: endofstart on 31 Aug 2007, 21:11
iam wondering about hanners earrings......wouldnt she be afraid of infection of some sort? or was this question covered in some comic that i forgot about...

That also reminded me. When she first appeared in the comics she seems to wear lip stick....but then stopped after a couple strips....then there was the porn star make up strip....why did she wear make up then stop wearing make up all of a sudden? hmmmmmm
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Spinal_Tap on 01 Sep 2007, 09:34
Is the lady modelling your shirt in the merchandise place the base model for Faye's looks?
She looks like how I picture Faye, but without the aura of a slayer of thousands.

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s106/Charlemaim/aidoms.jpg)
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edible_spread on 01 Sep 2007, 09:54
Yeah, I noticed this today when I was flicking through the old comics. We all know Sara was eaten by an allosaurus, but who was "Sarah", and whatever happened to her? :P

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=82
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: belladonnatook21 on 01 Sep 2007, 09:57
Do you think you'll ever take part in a comic convention in the UK/Europe?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MC on 01 Sep 2007, 19:38
Yeah, I noticed this today when I was flicking through the old comics. We all know Sara was eaten by an allosaurus, but who was "Sarah", and whatever happened to her? :P

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=82

hehe being picky about grammar is probably the most annoying [and hilarious] way to pick on someone.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bryanthelion on 02 Sep 2007, 13:33
whats up with your avatar? (take that the politest way possible)

and when did you decide to change the drawing style of your comics?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Prefect on 04 Sep 2007, 18:26
Dear Dispenser Of Free Stuff:

What is it with you and the no-llama plague? Srsly.

Also, do you realise that you give us more free entertainment than anything else I am currently thinking about, and if you decided to become a dirty rat bastard and sell out you could enter the ranks of lucrative comic billionaire?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DMZ on 05 Sep 2007, 08:27
Jeph-
re: your allergy to chain-brand pizza...can you tolerate any other foods with basil, such as non-pizza industrial italian food? I ask 'cause my wife is allergic to basil, and wanted to throw that out, on the off chance that it helps.

-DMZ
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 06 Sep 2007, 16:01
Will the QC characters ever go on a road trip? That sounds amusing.

Also, I won't ask for an OiNK invite because that seems to sound noobish in my head, but I'd appreciate one anyways.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Veritas on 06 Sep 2007, 23:37
What became of Steve and Meena?

and i miss Pizza Girl...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: muteKi on 09 Sep 2007, 12:30
1. Were there any names for the comic you passed over before deciding on this one (i.e., "Indie Jones" or something?)

2. Is the guy in #285 and #650 actually Angus?

3. Does Local Alternative Rag (#651) have a large separate section devoted solely to pornographic ads?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 09 Sep 2007, 19:58
Would you ever consider putting the normal comic update schedule on hold or on some sort of rotation so you can redraw the older strips for publication?  A QC book is definitely what a lot of people want to see, and you've said before (I am fairly sure) that'd you'd like to redraw the older strips.  why not do it?  I'm sure most loyal fans wouldn't mind you updating newer strips maybe once or twice a week rather than every day.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 09 Sep 2007, 20:42
Absolutely no offense intended Bearer, but that is basically the worst possible thing I could do.

When I put a book together I'm just gonna have to suck it up and pull double-duty for a while if I wanna re-draw anything. Besides, people would kill me if I didn't include the originals in print.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 09 Sep 2007, 20:56
He's right.  We would.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nursethalia on 09 Sep 2007, 23:19
He's right.  We would.

So true. I personally enjoy flipping through the archives and watching how the art has progressed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shem Tealeaf on 10 Sep 2007, 09:35
Most of the main characters seem to be very into music, particularly Marten.  Why don't they ever go to shows?  Other than one metal show for Natasha, none of the characters have seen any live music.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 10 Sep 2007, 10:28
They go to shows:

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=332 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=332)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kathe14 on 10 Sep 2007, 16:25
When is Dora going to spill the beans on her past like Faye did? It was kinda mentioned in This strip: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=860 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=860) but you've never gotten around to answering it. Will we have to wait for a supremely long amount of time, like with Faye? Dora might have some issues but she's certainly not as bad as Faye in terms of messed- up- mess.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: koernel on 11 Sep 2007, 05:54
Well, I don't want to bother Jeph, but there are a few questions you haven't answered yet. Would answer them also, please?^^
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bujiatang on 12 Sep 2007, 06:59
Thanks for the Mieville!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nursethalia on 13 Sep 2007, 23:50
When is Dora going to spill the beans on her past like Faye did? It was kinda mentioned in This strip: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=860 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=860) but you've never gotten around to answering it. Will we have to wait for a supremely long amount of time, like with Faye? Dora might have some issues but she's certainly not as bad as Faye in terms of messed- up- mess.

Meh. Everyone gots issues! *begins humming "Everyone Has AIDS"*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: axerton on 18 Sep 2007, 05:39
Hey Jeph,
Have you ever thought about selling Pintsize plushies? Cos I would so buy one of those.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThinWhiteDuke09 on 18 Sep 2007, 13:56
You live in Mass right? Do you think its creepy if fans come up to you at shows? And will you be at bright eyes in Boston?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rogue4011 on 20 Sep 2007, 12:52
Pintsize plushies would be AMAZING! And also I think there should be Coffee of Doom coffee mugs! I would so drink more coffee in a snazzy Coffee of Doom mug! ^_^
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 20 Sep 2007, 17:00
Pintsize plushies would be AMAZING! And also I think there should be Coffee of Doom coffee mugs! I would so drink more coffee in a snazzy Coffee of Doom mug! ^_^

I'd better not get one then, some people think I drink too much Coffee already  :D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Caiphana on 20 Sep 2007, 20:34
*shuffles feet* ...I made a Pintsize plushie (http://caiphana.deviantart.com/art/Pintsize-Plushie-64625731).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bryanthelion on 21 Sep 2007, 09:16
why do you hate bright eyes so much?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 21 Sep 2007, 14:03
Jeph-
The "About" section of the site lists you're from Rockville.
A couple of my friends and I live in Rockville, so we were wondering what part. Also, did you go to Richard Montgomery High School?
(I think one of my friends sent you an email about this awhile back, but you never replied)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 21 Sep 2007, 14:39
what advice would you have for other webcomic authors?

Don't suck. Always improve.

So I've tried to ask this question a couple of times, but the recent comic with Winslowe putting makeup on Hannelore leads me to ask again:

She was wearing makeup the first time we saw her.  She was also smoking and had multiple ear piercings.  What happened to those?

She still smokes (I think) and has the ear piercings. Her appearance changed as I figured out more of what she was really like.

I was wondering - was the whole recent events about Penelope having a fan club planned, or did you make that comic after all of the OMG PENELOPE IS TEH SEXORZ comments?

It just seemed like a funny comic. It didn't have anything to do with the forums.

Jeph,

Now that you have indietits back are you starting to get bored of QC

Also OINK? Can i has invitez?

That is like asking if because I am eating potato chips whether I am bored of filet mignon

Also maybe? If I remember?

do you reply to pms?

Apparently not?

Mr Jeph sir, while I would never want to change your comic, if you were to ask if I had a question about Questionable Content,-- I would answer: "What ever happened to mieville?"

As with almost all "whatever happened to [character]" questions, it's just a matter of time before they show up again.

who's better, terry gilliam or tim burton?
(i say gilliam)

gilliam

iam wondering about hanners earrings......wouldnt she be afraid of infection of some sort? or was this question covered in some comic that i forgot about...

AUGH for the LAST TIME it is PERFECTLY POSSIBLE to get piercings done in an ENTIRELY SANITARY ENVIRONMENT WHICH WOULD THEREFORE NOT BOTHER HANNELORE AUGH I AM SO SICK OF THIS QUESTION

Is the lady modelling your shirt in the merchandise place the base model for Faye's looks?
She looks like how I picture Faye, but without the aura of a slayer of thousands.

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s106/Charlemaim/aidoms.jpg)
 :mrgreen:

That's my friend Yuko. She used to draw a webcomic called Fallen.

Do you think you'll ever take part in a comic convention in the UK/Europe?

Yes.

whats up with your avatar? (take that the politest way possible)

and when did you decide to change the drawing style of your comics?

Arthur de Pins + Daft Punk = the ultimate avatar.

I change the drawing style every single time I sit down to draw.

Dear Dispenser Of Free Stuff:

What is it with you and the no-llama plague? Srsly.

Also, do you realise that you give us more free entertainment than anything else I am currently thinking about, and if you decided to become a dirty rat bastard and sell out you could enter the ranks of lucrative comic billionaire?

What?

Also, yes. If I sell out it will be for BILLIONS OF DOLLARS so I never have to work again.

Jeph-
re: your allergy to chain-brand pizza...can you tolerate any other foods with basil, such as non-pizza industrial italian food? I ask 'cause my wife is allergic to basil, and wanted to throw that out, on the off chance that it helps.

-DMZ

I eat Thai food all the time. It's definitely not basil.

Will the QC characters ever go on a road trip? That sounds amusing.

Also, I won't ask for an OiNK invite because that seems to sound noobish in my head, but I'd appreciate one anyways.

I doubt it. I hate drawing cars.

Maybe!

What became of Steve and Meena?

and i miss Pizza Girl...

See above question about Mieville.

1. Were there any names for the comic you passed over before deciding on this one (i.e., "Indie Jones" or something?)

2. Is the guy in #285 and #650 actually Angus?

3. Does Local Alternative Rag (#651) have a large separate section devoted solely to pornographic ads?

1. No

2. Maybe

3. Yes

Most of the main characters seem to be very into music, particularly Marten.  Why don't they ever go to shows?  Other than one metal show for Natasha, none of the characters have seen any live music.

Because drawing a proper crowd in every single panel would take way too much time.

When is Dora going to spill the beans on her past like Faye did? It was kinda mentioned in This strip: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=860 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=860) but you've never gotten around to answering it. Will we have to wait for a supremely long amount of time, like with Faye? Dora might have some issues but she's certainly not as bad as Faye in terms of messed- up- mess.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsnork buh wha

Hey Jeph,
Have you ever thought about selling Pintsize plushies? Cos I would so buy one of those.

Action figures, maybe. Mass-produced plush robots look really stupid to me.

You live in Mass right? Do you think its creepy if fans come up to you at shows? And will you be at bright eyes in Boston?

Nah, it's happened before and it's usually fun to meet readers. However if you ever see me at a Bright Eyes show look for the guns because I am being held there against my will.

why do you hate bright eyes so much?

mostly his awful music but his stupid hair has something to do with it as well

Jeph-
The "About" section of the site lists you're from Rockville.
A couple of my friends and I live in Rockville, so we were wondering what part. Also, did you go to Richard Montgomery High School?
(I think one of my friends sent you an email about this awhile back, but you never replied)

Nope, I went to a fancy all-guys preparatory school on the Pike. I'm sure you can figure out which one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bryanthelion on 22 Sep 2007, 15:43
His old hair was nice... But I'd have to agree with you on the new hair, its like if a mullet and his old hair had mad monkey sex.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: firekow on 22 Sep 2007, 17:45
Jeph, Wikipedia says you're dead. Is this the case?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeph_Jacques#_note-0
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 22 Sep 2007, 18:38
What, again?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2007, 18:52
They are definately out to get you Jeph.  :D   :evil:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 22 Sep 2007, 18:58
I don't really care.

If anything it is a reminder not to trust anything you read on WikiPedia.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C Patrick Carolan on 22 Sep 2007, 19:31
From the Wiki entry on Jeph:

Jacques was the Artist Guest of Honor at the 2006 at Albacon in 2006. He also won the best amateur furry porn award at the annual adult video awards. (Source needed)

Note: I did not post that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jeff7 on 22 Sep 2007, 20:17
Jeph has finally died as many times as Bill the Cat, of Opus/Outland/Bloom County fame.


Ack! Thffbbtt!!!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnotherQCaddict on 23 Sep 2007, 17:00
Quote from: Jeph
As with almost all "whatever happened to [character]" questions, it's just a matter of time before they show up again.

Are we going to see some allosaur barf?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: liescomein on 24 Sep 2007, 09:53
Jeph,

Would you ever consider animating QC for television?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 24 Sep 2007, 17:53
Jeph,

Would you ever consider animating QC for television?

That's a good question, and as an appendium to that, if you did, would you prefer it in Anime Style?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: valiantninja on 26 Sep 2007, 21:22
Jeph, have you listened to the new Iron and Wine album, Shepherd's Dog? if yes, what are your thoughts?
Also, have you ever thought of coming down to New Zealand? We'd love to have you down here!

[On and end note, if you have any OiNK invites lying around, don't hesitate to send one to me! ([email protected])]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mellow_K on 27 Sep 2007, 00:10
Jeph, I gotta know, what is up with Hanner's infatuation with Indiana Jones? Does she just love harrison ford in general or what?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Caiphana on 27 Sep 2007, 00:14
..every girl everywhere has a thing for Indiana.

Every.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Garmr on 27 Sep 2007, 14:55
I found one (a question) recently. 

Do you realize that krudman (aka, genius that thought up F@NBOY$) thinks that you are inconsistent with boobage?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 27 Sep 2007, 17:07
Who? Is that a webcomic or something?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Garmr on 27 Sep 2007, 17:23
Yeah, I'll give ya a link.  I have to find the thread... hold on.  Dammit, I lost it...  Must be the damned heat.  I'll get back to you on that.

Oh, if you wanna look yourself Fanboys! (http://www.fanboys-online.com)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 27 Sep 2007, 18:01
Oh, okay.

Whatever, he's entitled to his opinions.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChippyD on 27 Sep 2007, 18:12
Yah, first a big thanks to the creator for not only giving me a reason to not fall asleep during Web Design, but also introduced me to a culture genre I really enjoy.

But anyways, being a script writer amateur and meager radioplay director, I often ponder how my favorite things as the title mentioned. So here's a big what if thread for all you guys.

To the creator of the Questionable Content
1. Would you ever have the comic officially to be published in print?
2. Would you then allow someone to purchase lisence to produce a cartoon, Live Action Movie/Tv Show? Indy film, or full Hollywood?
3. Who would you recommend for Actor's / Voice Actor's if any come to mind?
4. Would you ever consider allowing the rights for a non-profit radioplay (Independently recorded). I'd take particular interest in getting your permision and even advisory notes if you say yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cuervo on 29 Sep 2007, 22:55
do you have any idea if Deathmole will stay as a jam band or if it will audition for a vocalist?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 30 Sep 2007, 15:03
krudman [...] genius
Wtih grammar like his, I wouldnt go quite that far.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: gocrimson on 30 Sep 2007, 23:49
I noticed that we never see the characters mention anything about their religious/spiritual beliefs.  Is this because the characters are apathetic towards the issue, or because it doesn't matter in the context of the comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cuervo on 01 Oct 2007, 20:36
I noticed that we never see the characters mention anything about their religious/spiritual beliefs.  Is this because the characters are apathetic towards the issue, or because it doesn't matter in the context of the comic?

Nun wars! :lol:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sixleaf on 02 Oct 2007, 20:25
1. Are you EVER going to make any Zombie Monkey merch (t-shirt, mug, something), or is this just something you don't want to do period?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 03 Oct 2007, 02:52
Sixleaf, he lives in Massachusetts.
He was born in Maryland.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sixleaf on 03 Oct 2007, 08:04
Sixleaf, he lives in Massachusetts.
He was born in Maryland.

Question deleted.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: estabrookette on 03 Oct 2007, 12:14
Jeph, did you know that Brian Herbert has started writing Dune books again?  Do his books make you cry a little?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ollieworld on 04 Oct 2007, 02:55
Dear Jeph,

I am French and so is my sister who's just moved to America to attend Smith University...So I guess I'm asking for Northampton tips: good restaurants, cool bars (euh, no cool bars, since your crazy country won't let you drink until 21.) Thanks!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: teh pwn queen on 04 Oct 2007, 11:19
Okay, I've got another question:

Are you cool with the fact that people refer to you first name only on these forums like a buddy old pal?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: uhmandarose on 08 Oct 2007, 10:21
What came first, the drawings or the ideas? I mean, did you draw the characters first, or think up their names/personalities first? Or was it like a simultaneous thing?

When I buy the "Everything is Ruined Forever" shirt, how exactly do I explain it to my mom without her telling me that QC is too mature for me? I was thinking of telling her that purple plaid elephants are a sign of the apocalypse.

If you were going trick-or-treating this year, what/who would you dress up as? (I'm going as Velma from Scooby Doo.)

Lastly, do you think this thread will ever die?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 08 Oct 2007, 12:23
No uhmandarose, it can't die.  See, people don't want to bother reading the entire thread before asking a question, so even given a finite number of possible questions, jeph will be forced to answer them until TIME WEARS OUT AND TURNS INTO DUST.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: uhmandarose on 08 Oct 2007, 12:44
OH MY GOD. I'm allergic to dust.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 08 Oct 2007, 12:49
You'll be dead before this thread is over anyways. Don't worry.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: uhmandarose on 08 Oct 2007, 12:55
But, I'm 13 years younger than Jeph. So wouldn't be die before me? How's he supposed to answer questions when he's DED? Unless he's immortal. Dude.

Jeph, are you immortal?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 08 Oct 2007, 13:15
Yah, first a big thanks to the creator for not only giving me a reason to not fall asleep during Web Design, but also introduced me to a culture genre I really enjoy.

But anyways, being a script writer amateur and meager radioplay director, I often ponder how my favorite things as the title mentioned. So here's a big what if thread for all you guys.

To the creator of the Questionable Content
1. Would you ever have the comic officially to be published in print?
2. Would you then allow someone to purchase lisence to produce a cartoon, Live Action Movie/Tv Show? Indy film, or full Hollywood?
3. Who would you recommend for Actor's / Voice Actor's if any come to mind?
4. Would you ever consider allowing the rights for a non-profit radioplay (Independently recorded). I'd take particular interest in getting your permision and even advisory notes if you say yes.

1. Yes.
2. For millions and millions of dollars, sure.
3. Ewoks.
4. Maybe.

Jeph,

Would you ever consider animating QC for television?

See above.

Jeph,

Would you ever consider animating QC for television?

That's a good question, and as an appendium to that, if you did, would you prefer it in Anime Style?

Ideally, it would basically be Azumanga Daioh with hipsters instead of highschoolers.

Jeph, have you listened to the new Iron and Wine album, Shepherd's Dog? if yes, what are your thoughts?
Also, have you ever thought of coming down to New Zealand? We'd love to have you down here!

[On and end note, if you have any OiNK invites lying around, don't hesitate to send one to me! ([email protected])]

It's not bad. I prefer the songs on Woman King EP.

I would love to visit NZ and Australia someday. Maybe next year sometime.

Jeph, I gotta know, what is up with Hanner's infatuation with Indiana Jones? Does she just love harrison ford in general or what?

He is a sexy professor who fights Nazis.

do you have any idea if Deathmole will stay as a jam band or if it will audition for a vocalist?

Maybe.

I noticed that we never see the characters mention anything about their religious/spiritual beliefs.  Is this because the characters are apathetic towards the issue, or because it doesn't matter in the context of the comic?

That's just a huge can of worms I'd rather not open up.

1. Are you EVER going to make any Zombie Monkey merch (t-shirt, mug, something), or is this just something you don't want to do period?

Ehhhh..

Jeph, did you know that Brian Herbert has started writing Dune books again?  Do his books make you cry a little?

I wonder what raping your father's legacy feels like. Is it squishy?

Dear Jeph,

I am French and so is my sister who's just moved to America to attend Smith University...So I guess I'm asking for Northampton tips: good restaurants, cool bars (euh, no cool bars, since your crazy country won't let you drink until 21.) Thanks!

Dang pretty much all the restaurants are good. Probably the best in town are Eastside Grill, Del Raye, and Green St. Cafe. My personal favorite is Smokin' Lil's Barbeque, but if you're a vegetarian there is almost literally nothing you can eat there.

The Dirty Truth is the coolest bar in town. All the irritating hipster townies drink at Hugo's and the WWII Club.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 08 Oct 2007, 13:19
Okay, I've got another question:

Are you cool with the fact that people refer to you first name only on these forums like a buddy old pal?


Well it IS my username.

What came first, the drawings or the ideas? I mean, did you draw the characters first, or think up their names/personalities first? Or was it like a simultaneous thing?

When I buy the "Everything is Ruined Forever" shirt, how exactly do I explain it to my mom without her telling me that QC is too mature for me? I was thinking of telling her that purple plaid elephants are a sign of the apocalypse.

If you were going trick-or-treating this year, what/who would you dress up as? (I'm going as Velma from Scooby Doo.)

Lastly, do you think this thread will ever die?

Drawings first, actually. I had Hannelore sitting around in a sketchbook for months before I figured out how to put her in the comic.

Tell her it is a joke based around the idea that if you say "try not to think of purple plaid elephants" you will immediately think of purple plaid elephants.

I doubt it. People like asking questions.

Jeph, are you immortal?

To date, it has not been demonstrated otherwise.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 09 Oct 2007, 00:18

Jeph,

Would you ever consider animating QC for television?

That's a good question, and as an appendium to that, if you did, would you prefer it in Anime Style?

Ideally, it would basically be Azumanga Daioh with hipsters instead of highschoolers.

Well, I suppose that that's better than it being like Noir   :D


Jeph, did you know that Brian Herbert has started writing Dune books again?  Do his books make you cry a little?

I wonder what raping your father's legacy feels like. Is it squishy?

Actually, from what I understand, Frank Herbert never completed the Series, but thankfully left copious notes behind as to where he wanted the story to go before he died.  That's what Brian has been using to create the Novels he's written.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: estabrookette on 09 Oct 2007, 09:59
He is using his father's notes, but reading Brian Herbert's writing is like being hit over the head with smelly fish.  There's none of the subtlety that Frank Herbert's original books had, and that was most of what made it enjoyable (for me, at least).  I like a little intrigue.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: liescomein on 09 Oct 2007, 21:29
Jeph,

Will there be some sort of celebration for the 1000th comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 09 Oct 2007, 22:12
He is using his father's notes, but reading Brian Herbert's writing is like being hit over the head with smelly fish.  There's none of the subtlety that Frank Herbert's original books had, and that was most of what made it enjoyable (for me, at least).  I like a little intrigue.

Probably true.  After all, despite the fact the man is using his Fathers notes, the simple fact is is he's NOT Frank Herbert.  Still, one has to give him some points for making the attempt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 09 Oct 2007, 22:16
No, no one doesn't. The new novels are shit.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 09 Oct 2007, 23:52
No, no one doesn't. The new novels are shit.

Ummmmmmmmm

OK


<Shrugs>


Whatever.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Maxwellhunter on 10 Oct 2007, 00:49
I Noticed that in todays comic, Martin is sportin the 'TEH' shirt. I've been a fan for a long time, and I bought a shirt. It arrived today... The Blue 'TEH' shirt. Do you track the date and put this in the comic when it would arrive? he wasn't wearing a teh shirt earlier in this story arc...

Thanks man.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 10 Oct 2007, 15:16
Marten was wearing the TEH shirt right when you got yours?
That's a sign. You need to wear it until Marten takes it off too.
...Except not.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BoutASouffle on 11 Oct 2007, 06:49
Is the "Teh" shirt an elaborate device planted so that we can keep track of alternate timelines? And thus Marten with shirt is from the future trying to fix a botched-up space/time continuum and Marten w/out shirt is Keyser Söze?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: radu on 11 Oct 2007, 08:48
You said earlier in this massive thread you had hopes of looking at getting a QC book out around the end of 2007.  How is that going?  Is it still in the works or on the wayside for higher priority projects?

I got half of the staff at my university's library hooked onto your comic thanks to that "she blinded me with library science" shirt.

I also had to sell off half of my music collection after being introduced to quality music from references in QC and indietits.  Thank you for broadening my musical palette.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: StMonkey on 11 Oct 2007, 15:16
How did you come up with the fantastic and varied names for positions by number of posts? Were you really that bored?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Hobbs on 11 Oct 2007, 20:53
Oh shit. So many questions to ask. Mostly questions that aren't the sort of thing you ask over the internet to someone you've never spoken with before, because its in rather poor taste. Or just not something you generally discuss in a public forum. And there are so many questions that are just nagging and annoying. And there are those questions that don't really tell us anything at all. And a few questions that are just sheer unadulterated nonsenese. So I'll skip those.

1. What is the question you want to be asked most?
2: What is the answer to that question?
3) WHY ARE YOU IGNORING INDIETITS ;_;
D Since, so I've heard, QC started out as a comic about Marten and Pintsize and having an anthropomorphic robot, at what point did you decide that it was going to go in a completely different direction and head off into the lives of young hipsters and there adventures in life? (I hope I didn't bungle the phrasing of that up as much as I'm sure that I did)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: teh pwn queen on 12 Oct 2007, 10:55
Okay, I've got another question:

Are you cool with the fact that people refer to you first name only on these forums like a buddy old pal?


Well it IS my username.


I can dig it,

.... Jeph
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 12 Oct 2007, 19:57
Do you know what happened to Aido's comic Fallen?  I sorely miss it, In fact, it [the comic] is still in my Bookmarks and I periodically check it to see for updates.

Also, did you know you share the same name as author Brian Jacques (of Redwall fame) and have you ever read any of his books growing up?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: whitman on 13 Oct 2007, 13:46
Hey Jeph,
Have you ever heard of Dream Theater?  From what I've heard you say about Wolves in the Throne Room and Opeth (I've never actually heard either of those bands...can't find them anywhere nurr), Dream Theater has a lot of those same aspects.  Crazy guitar solos, lengthly songs, bizarre time changes and signatures...
If you have tell me what ya think!
Thanks
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinkerbell on 15 Oct 2007, 00:05
Hey Jeph!
I was wondering whether something that will change the QC world completely will happen with comic #1000? I am not asking for specifics, just an indication :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: muteKi on 15 Oct 2007, 09:03
Also, did you know you share the same name as author Brian Jacques (of Redwall fame) and have you ever read any of his books growing up?

Also, VG Music Composer Extraordinaire Richard Jacques?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SusurrusIgnoramus on 15 Oct 2007, 09:47
this isn't a question, but i figured you read this thread.  just wanted to say you were missed at SPX (by me at least).  looking forward to the possibility of meeting you next year.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jenter888 on 15 Oct 2007, 10:07
k what the hell was up with that newsbox saying it was "furiously masturbating"? it made me laugh alot but.....it made no sense...technological mumbo jumbo.....and im pretty sure you guys still owe me a pintsize tshirt...im almost postivive i ordered one with my mastercard...then my debit card forgot about it..and i got a new debit card I WANT MY FUGGIN T SHIRT
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: spgphil on 17 Oct 2007, 01:52
Is there any chance of you attending WonderCon in San Francisco in February?
http://www.comic-con.org/wc/index.php

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Janny on 17 Oct 2007, 04:24
Jeph, I know you love the Dune series, but do you have other favorite sci-fi books? Anything written by Asimov perhaps?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jenter888 on 17 Oct 2007, 21:59
Jeph, I know you love the Dune series, but do you have other favorite sci-fi books? Anything written by Asimov perhaps?

asimov is the shit, i loved the robots of dawn, and i want to read other lige bailey series types
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 17 Oct 2007, 23:07
Do you also read Heinlien?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MC on 18 Oct 2007, 00:22
Quote
I had Hannelore sitting around in a sketchbook for months before I figured out how to put her in the comic.




do you have any unissued charecters in your sketchbook right now?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 18 Oct 2007, 21:19
Quote
I had Hannelore sitting around in a sketchbook for months before I figured out how to put her in the comic.




do you have any unissued charecters in your sketchbook right now?
The real question should be, do you have any unused characters in said sketchbook that have a possibility of coming into the comic?

Plus, we need more Jimbo and Steve, those guys don't get nearly enough face time man.  Jimbo is just too funny a character to let go.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Oct 2007, 17:56
How do you pronounce "Mieville"?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 23 Oct 2007, 16:43
you've said before that when people interview you they all just ask the same ten questions.

could you list off the stupid questions they all ask you and the answers?
(you don't have to give exactly ten, just the ones you can think of off the top of your head)

also, since there's a lot of book stuff going on in this thread at the moment, do you read lemony snicket? (elaborate a bit with this one please.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ponk on 24 Oct 2007, 05:16
Jeph... I was just flicking through the merch page/s because I did a lol Livejournal blog post about the comics I read and which one I would buy books/collections for, and I was reminded about there being cast posters for QC.

So my question is, what is the likelihood of a new, updated cast poster that includes the new additions like Penny, Meena, Tai and Hannelore's strangely poofy hair?

Also I guess, the likelihood of a QC book in the foreseeable future? Because I would buy that book so hard.

And additional, bonus question... Who would win in an all-out, drunken bar brawl; Marten's mum, or Hanners'? (u's in your "mum"s courtesy of the mystical faraway land of Australia) And I'm just assuming that if such a brawl were to occur, Mr. Bianchi would be there with popcorn and a smile.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sam66 on 24 Oct 2007, 16:35
Jeph ; Or anybody else can answer this one!

Is it me or does Dora have some serious camel toe going on in in the last panel of comic #998!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Oct 2007, 17:15
Why is it that Dora, the most computer-enthusiastic character, doesn't have an AnthroPC?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 24 Oct 2007, 19:32
Because she got a linux machine embedded in her left forearm back in comic #125.  She doesn't need a computer anymore.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C Patrick Carolan on 25 Oct 2007, 22:15
I'm pretty sure that never happened.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 26 Oct 2007, 05:27
didn't you see that one? oh. classic. the sex scene in particular was really gratuitous and sexually arousing.

jeph, have you ever gone looking for fanart porn of your characters. y'know, for research purposes?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ponk on 26 Oct 2007, 05:31
I remember when the issue of Marty/Steve slash art was brought up in a newspost, I tried to find it out of a sense of morbid fascination. The first thought to come to mind was what the quality of the art would be like, haha.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kairuka on 28 Oct 2007, 22:17
Jeph, what's up with the girl in panel 1 of #1001?  Why does she look like Dora and Faye had a baby who grew up instantaneously and ended up with saggy boobs?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: WeezeOnMe on 01 Nov 2007, 20:25
Jeph, were you an athleticist in high school?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: subsole on 01 Nov 2007, 23:23
EDIT
nvm
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: snubnose on 02 Nov 2007, 08:00

Is the lady modelling your shirt in the merchandise place the base model for Faye's looks?
She looks like how I picture Faye, but without the aura of a slayer of thousands.

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s106/Charlemaim/aidoms.jpg)
 :mrgreen:

That's my friend Yuko. She used to draw a webcomic called Fallen.

She's cute ! *missing an I-love-you-smiley*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thunderpants121 on 04 Nov 2007, 05:14
Hey Jeph,
Have you ever heard of Dream Theater?  From what I've heard you say about Wolves in the Throne Room and Opeth (I've never actually heard either of those bands...can't find them anywhere nurr), Dream Theater has a lot of those same aspects.  Crazy guitar solos, lengthly songs, bizarre time changes and signatures...
If you have tell me what ya think!
Thanks

Good Lord, no, don't get him interested in Prog! If he latches on to that, there will be no saving him! Trust me, if you think the Indie crowd is a bunch of musical snobs you have yet to encounter the Prog connoisseurs!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: songiesworld on 04 Nov 2007, 23:21
Jeph,

I know your style is always changing but I wanted to know in comic# 1006, why you chose to use that style.  It's a more condensed look of the characters.  I thought I was going crazy but Marten's features are definitely not as long.  Sometimes artists are inspired by something.  Just wondering.

Also would if bother you if a fan did a fan animation in Flash of your characters?  Your characters are a perfect style for flash and it was a idea I had. 

Thanks.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: WhyNot on 08 Nov 2007, 04:46
Not so much a question, but a suggestion... Today's strip, last panel, with PintSize in panties saying "I like to feel pretty sometimes" needs to be made into a shirt. That flat out friggin' rules!!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SeanBateman on 14 Nov 2007, 01:19
But, I'm 13 years younger than Jeph. So wouldn't be die before me? How's he supposed to answer questions when he's DED? Unless he's immortal. Dude.

Jeph, are you immortal?

I mostly just plan on killing you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JamesonOnTheRox on 15 Nov 2007, 12:07
I must ask, what is the attraction to Western, Ma?  You and Jeff Rowling live out there and if im not mistaken the dude from Dr. McNinja who's name escapes me.  I have a friend who goes to school out there and besides the lovely trees and farms, why does there seem to be a commune of awesome web comic creators in the middle of no where?

funny side note, I spent last weekend in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and was told to check out your comic so you must be doing something right if the hipsters are going out of their way to promote you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luminous on 16 Nov 2007, 10:22
Honestly i just caught up in the series my friend linked me here ( i am of course the internets one true dark lord of backsass and badassary as well as randomness )

im just curious as ive gone through 1000+ comics in a mere 8 days and 2 very recent developments have caught my preverbial eye

the guy who returns again and again to the C.O.D ( cof of doom ) hasnt appeared in a while ... : huge gasp : has he given up or is he simply waiting for his chance to launch a massive strike on poor Faye

and ive also noticed faye drawing a bit closer to sven dispite his obvious past jackassagans ( much like shenanagens only involving a donkey and a 50 foot drop )

is this the begining of akwardness for faye , marty , dora and her twit of a brother

: blank stare suddenly taken over by corparate robots : stay tuned for the next episode of dragon ball z .. i mean issue of questionable content >.>
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bryanthelion on 16 Nov 2007, 20:48
Ouch, you probably just insulted him there with the whole DBZ reference....

This is the ask Jeph thread so I'll ask Jeph.
Does the comic consume all of your time?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Luminous on 18 Nov 2007, 10:33
i meant no harm .. i just mean that the story is getting so enthralling and very involving .. i can see why this has the popularity it does
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 18 Nov 2007, 12:56
Jeph, my friends and I were having a conversation about jobs and the saying, "work to live, don't live to work", and I presented you as an example of someone who loves their job.
So we were wondering, do you see yourself writing the webcomic for a large part of your life?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lord Orange on 19 Nov 2007, 17:25
what is your opinion on the terror that is rule 34 and your character's involvement with it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eenfidel on 21 Nov 2007, 21:13
Jeph,

Where are the HOBL's?

Where are they?  It isn't Thanksgiving without them.  :(
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tergon on 22 Nov 2007, 19:09
This may sound like a wierd one, but I think you'll understand...

Do you have any ideas bumping around in the back of your head - jokes, plotlines, etc. - that you've always wanted to use in QC, but can't because you're forced to admit that it just wouldn't work with the characters as they are now?  And if so, what's an example of one?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: WhyNot on 26 Nov 2007, 05:11
Hey Jeph.  Since you are a Guitar Hero fan and we all know that it shreds, bu what we don't know is...will it blend?  So Jeph, does Guitar Hero blend?  To save you from wrecking your Guitar Hero, the folks over at Will It Blend have answered the question for you:

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=guitarhero
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 26 Nov 2007, 05:57
What would you say is your most recent or biggest improvement on your art work?

And which shirt design you have up for sale is the most popular?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Viz on 26 Nov 2007, 10:09
I was just curious, what is your feeling on ska music?  Because you reference pretty much every genre (good or bad), but I don't recall ever reading a reference to a ska band in QC.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CloudyObsession on 26 Nov 2007, 17:18
Have you ever heard of a band called Paramore?  If so, what are your thoughts?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viva_x on 27 Nov 2007, 17:21
I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Fall_Out_Boy-figures.jpg)

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chrisisme on 28 Nov 2007, 00:13
I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Fall_Out_Boy-figures.jpg)

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Making a real-life equivalent to QC will just fuck up the universe so much. Besides, they'd only be "used" to make Faye and Marten bang (or worse... use your imagination.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viva_x on 28 Nov 2007, 09:01
I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Fall_Out_Boy-figures.jpg)

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Making a real-life equivalent to QC will just fuck up the universe so much. Besides, they'd only be "used" to make Faye and Marten bang (or worse... use your imagination.)


hhahaa oh man :(
and here i'm just thinking of how cute they'd look on my desk by my computer =0p
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gamedemon89 on 28 Nov 2007, 11:20
I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese (http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Fall_Out_Boy-figures.jpg)

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Making a real-life equivalent to QC will just fuck up the universe so much. Besides, they'd only be "used" to make Faye and Marten bang (or worse... use your imagination.)

and make hanners do weird stuff.

hey jeff, when are the "i can has torrents?" shirts coming out?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dlouc on 28 Nov 2007, 11:35
Hey Jeph! Do you hallucinate when you get a fever to? I've had the craziest nights sleepwalking, hallucinating that a wolfman from a certain videogame is going to get me, and then somebody has to come and put me back into bed. It's awful.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: reach on 29 Nov 2007, 13:45
I can see all hell breaking loose if Pintsize were to get into the Hannelore's robot body. Is that going to happen?

(I'm sure this question has been asked already, but I'm too lazy to go through all the posts searching for the answer.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Starless on 30 Nov 2007, 17:50
What is the air velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ventolin on 04 Dec 2007, 08:02
Silly question, but what nationality is Meena?

Also, put her in the cast page!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CloudyObsession on 06 Dec 2007, 15:59
New one for you: I'm pretty sure this has been asked, but do you personally know or know of a person with OCD as sever as Hannelore?  I know someone with OCD, but it never seems as bad as hers.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Athonwy on 07 Dec 2007, 02:51
Paramore are just too delicious for words. As for QC action figures: HELLS YEAH! I'd buy 'em. I want a life-size pint-size, that talks! And a little Winslow to go with. If you don't make 'em I will Jeph, and then you getses no moneyz from the deal.

My ? for Mr. Jeph: Do you know of, or perhaps are you acquaintances with, the band Twelfth of Never? They are somewhat local to Northampton, and have played there several times. Anyhow, they are friends of mine (or one of them is at any rate), and they are quite wonderful musicians. So if you haven't seen them play yet I most highly recommend it. Also, do you happen to know Buffie and Merlin? Just curious. More Northampton acquaintances.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Dec 2007, 01:01
Why was Dora single until she got together with Marten? Young, attractive, and with what Star Trek delicately called "strong female drives". It's interesting that she hadn't already put a man into her life.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Leinad on 10 Dec 2007, 23:49
Actually, yet another person is living with her ex. That's right, Dora used to get her litter box cleaned by Mieville.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mryen on 11 Dec 2007, 00:13
Actually, yet another person is living with her ex. That's right, Dora used to get her litter box cleaned by Mieville.
Metaphorically speaking, a very mutual relationship.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 12 Dec 2007, 04:38
What do you think of Radiohead's latest effort? I noticed in your honourable mentions that 15-step was there.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 12 Dec 2007, 05:41
Is the "Teh" shirt an elaborate device planted so that we can keep track of alternate timelines? And thus Marten with shirt is from the future trying to fix a botched-up space/time continuum and Marten w/out shirt is Keyser Söze?

No.

You said earlier in this massive thread you had hopes of looking at getting a QC book out around the end of 2007.  How is that going?

HAHAHAHAHahahaheheheheheh. Heh. Uh.

How did you come up with the fantastic and varied names for positions by number of posts? Were you really that bored?

I didn't do it all at once.

1. What is the question you want to be asked most?
2: What is the answer to that question?
3) WHY ARE YOU IGNORING INDIETITS ;_;
D Since, so I've heard, QC started out as a comic about Marten and Pintsize and having an anthropomorphic robot, at what point did you decide that it was going to go in a completely different direction and head off into the lives of young hipsters and there adventures in life? (I hope I didn't bungle the phrasing of that up as much as I'm sure that I did)

1. "Would you like me to give you one million dollars?"
2. Yes, please.
3. Too busy.
D) It just happened on its own. The comic wanted to go that way so I let it.

Do you know what happened to Aido's comic Fallen?  I sorely miss it, In fact, it [the comic] is still in my Bookmarks and I periodically check it to see for updates.

Also, did you know you share the same name as author Brian Jacques (of Redwall fame) and have you ever read any of his books growing up?

As I understand it she got too busy with school and too sick of people bitching at her to update it.

Yeah, I read a couple of those. Didn't like 'em much.

Hey Jeph,
Have you ever heard of Dream Theater?  From what I've heard you say about Wolves in the Throne Room and Opeth (I've never actually heard either of those bands...can't find them anywhere nurr), Dream Theater has a lot of those same aspects.  Crazy guitar solos, lengthly songs, bizarre time changes and signatures...
If you have tell me what ya think!
Thanks

Dream Theater is like Opeth only Opeth is good.

Hey Jeph!
I was wondering whether something that will change the QC world completely will happen with comic #1000? I am not asking for specifics, just an indication :)

Woops.

Also, did you know you share the same name as author Brian Jacques (of Redwall fame) and have you ever read any of his books growing up?

Also, VG Music Composer Extraordinaire Richard Jacques?

Also Jacques Cousteau

Is there any chance of you attending WonderCon in San Francisco in February?
http://www.comic-con.org/wc/index.php



Maybe in '09. We're booked solid for Feb '08.

Jeph, I know you love the Dune series, but do you have other favorite sci-fi books? Anything written by Asimov perhaps?

Yeah basically all Asimov, all Stephen Baxter, Charles Stross, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, etc etc.

Do you also read Heinlien?

Not yet, but I really should.

Quote
I had Hannelore sitting around in a sketchbook for months before I figured out how to put her in the comic.




do you have any unissued charecters in your sketchbook right now?

I never really know until they appear in the comic.

How do you pronounce "Mieville"?

I always assume it's just "me-ville."

you've said before that when people interview you they all just ask the same ten questions.

could you list off the stupid questions they all ask you and the answers?
(you don't have to give exactly ten, just the ones you can think of off the top of your head)

also, since there's a lot of book stuff going on in this thread at the moment, do you read lemony snicket? (elaborate a bit with this one please.)

1. Why did you start your comic
2. What is your comic about
3. Why is it a webcomic
4. What are the advantages of being a webcomic
5. When will there be a book
6. Who are your influences
7. Is it your full time job
8. How do you make money
9. How much money do you make (I never answer this one)
10. How much traffic does your site get

And no I have not read those books.

So my question is, what is the likelihood of a new, updated cast poster that includes the new additions like Penny, Meena, Tai and Hannelore's strangely poofy hair?

Also I guess, the likelihood of a QC book in the foreseeable future? Because I would buy that book so hard.

And additional, bonus question... Who would win in an all-out, drunken bar brawl; Marten's mum, or Hanners'? (u's in your "mum"s courtesy of the mystical faraway land of Australia) And I'm just assuming that if such a brawl were to occur, Mr. Bianchi would be there with popcorn and a smile.

New poster- absolutely.
Book- eventually.
Marten's mom, without question. Hanners is a creampuff.

Jeph ; Or anybody else can answer this one!

Is it me or does Dora have some serious camel toe going on in in the last panel of comic #998!!

It's the seam of her shorts.

Why is it that Dora, the most computer-enthusiastic character, doesn't have an AnthroPC?

She has a cat.

jeph, have you ever gone looking for fanart porn of your characters. y'know, for research purposes?

I never have to go looking for it. Any time new QC porn pops up on the internet someone emails me all "haev u seen this LOL"

Jeph, what's up with the girl in panel 1 of #1001?  Why does she look like Dora and Faye had a baby who grew up instantaneously and ended up with saggy boobs?

Dunno.

Jeph, were you an athleticist in high school?

No.

Jeph,

I know your style is always changing but I wanted to know in comic# 1006, why you chose to use that style.  It's a more condensed look of the characters.  I thought I was going crazy but Marten's features are definitely not as long.  Sometimes artists are inspired by something.  Just wondering.

Also would if bother you if a fan did a fan animation in Flash of your characters?  Your characters are a perfect style for flash and it was a idea I had. 

Thanks.

I was just trying something new. It didn't really stick.

And no, I don't mind fan cartoons as long as they're properly credited.

I must ask, what is the attraction to Western, Ma?  You and Jeff Rowling live out there and if im not mistaken the dude from Dr. McNinja who's name escapes me.  I have a friend who goes to school out there and besides the lovely trees and farms, why does there seem to be a commune of awesome web comic creators in the middle of no where?

funny side note, I spent last weekend in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and was told to check out your comic so you must be doing something right if the hipsters are going out of their way to promote you.

Chris McNinja actually lives in Brooklyn at the moment but we are trying to tempt him to move up here. It's quieter and the air is cleaner and the rent is cheap and it's one of the most liberal places in the country. Think mini-San Fransisco.

Last time I was in SoHo some dude passed me on the street wearing one of my Hobocore t-shirts. I never get used to that.

the guy who returns again and again to the C.O.D ( cof of doom ) hasnt appeared in a while ... : huge gasp : has he given up or is he simply waiting for his chance to launch a massive strike on poor Faye

and ive also noticed faye drawing a bit closer to sven dispite his obvious past jackassagans ( much like shenanagens only involving a donkey and a 50 foot drop )

is this the begining of akwardness for faye , marty , dora and her twit of a brother

You are basically asking for spoilers

I never divulge spoilers

Except for how everyone dies in the end

Does the comic consume all of your time?

Depends what you mean. The actual writing and drawing only take 5-6 hours a day usually. Add shipping merch and forum browsing and email reading and it goes up to 8 for me. Cristi works longer than me a lot of the time as she does all the business stuff which I should never be allowed anywhere near.

Jeph, my friends and I were having a conversation about jobs and the saying, "work to live, don't live to work", and I presented you as an example of someone who loves their job.
So we were wondering, do you see yourself writing the webcomic for a large part of your life?

I could see myself writing *a* webcomic. Dunno if it'll always be QC.

what is your opinion on the terror that is rule 34 and your character's involvement with it.

Rule 34 is funny.

Do you have any ideas bumping around in the back of your head - jokes, plotlines, etc. - that you've always wanted to use in QC, but can't because you're forced to admit that it just wouldn't work with the characters as they are now?  And if so, what's an example of one?

Not really. I have a pretty good idea of what will work and what won't so I don't waste a lot of time on fruitless thought.

What would you say is your most recent or biggest improvement on your art work?

And which shirt design you have up for sale is the most popular?

Who knows. I can never tell until six months later and by then it looks like shit to me anyway.

Three-way tie between Math, Library, and Evolution.

I was just curious, what is your feeling on ska music?  Because you reference pretty much every genre (good or bad), but I don't recall ever reading a reference to a ska band in QC.

I do not enjoy the ska music

Have you ever heard of a band called Paramore?  If so, what are your thoughts?

With a name like that they CAN'T be any good.

I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures?

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.

The lead time on action figures is INSANE. Like, a year. Maybe?

Hey Jeph! Do you hallucinate when you get a fever to?

Sometimes. The sleepwalky ones are the worst.

What is the air velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

African or European?

Silly question, but what nationality is Meena?

Also, put her in the cast page!

Indian.

New one for you: I'm pretty sure this has been asked, but do you personally know or know of a person with OCD as sever as Hannelore?  I know someone with OCD, but it never seems as bad as hers.

No. People like that don't actually leave their houses.

Why was Dora single until she got together with Marten? Young, attractive, and with what Star Trek delicately called "strong female drives". It's interesting that she hadn't already put a man into her life.

Why is anybody single at a given time?

What do you think of Radiohead's latest effort? I noticed in your honourable mentions that 15-step was there.

It's pretty good. I think I have kind of outgrown Radiohead though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CloudyObsession on 12 Dec 2007, 14:17
Where did you get the ideas for the tequila/bourbon monsters?  Have you ever seen them while drunk or are they completely original?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 12 Dec 2007, 16:46
I'll be receiving an "Evolution Kills" shirt for Christmas (well hopefully, UK customs being what it is) and I was wondering if you were accepting any customer photo's wearing your shirts?

Are you capable of Sam Beam like facial hair, or do you avoid such things?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: numbvox on 12 Dec 2007, 19:24
Here's my question for Jeph:

I've heard you like CAD...  Do you really like CAD?  Honestly?  :-o
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Seosamh macseafra on 13 Dec 2007, 15:19
What are your thoughts on flogging molly?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 13 Dec 2007, 23:37
I'm really curious to see the answers to the two questions above the Flogging Molly one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ryld on 14 Dec 2007, 08:37
whats the crazyest/weirdest/most memerable thing you've draw for a reader?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ryld on 14 Dec 2007, 08:50
Quote from: Manta Ray
Empire or Jedi?

Night Elf.

is that world of warcraft kinda knight elf, or dungeons and dragons night elf/dark elf/drow? or d&d moon elf
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ryld on 14 Dec 2007, 08:56
(i'm full of questions XD i just don' think of them all at the same time which is why i don't put them all in 1 post =/ )

who's cutest out of all the females u've draw, and can there cuteness be  compared to that of a panda?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/pharuan/pandaonthelawn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thy Dungeonman on 14 Dec 2007, 09:38
You could just modify your posts.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trella on 14 Dec 2007, 18:33
I know that you would never change anything to accomodate or to specifically disprove reader expectations; however, do you ever find yourself accidentally influenced by, for example, forum posts or other fan ideas?  Like you could read a post and go "hey that *or some variation of that* could work well with...?"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: KvP on 14 Dec 2007, 19:51
1) Which is better - Welsh or British?
2) Which is better - Autechre or Coil?
3) Who is better - Emmanuel Kant or Thomas Hobbes?
4) Can you name all the provinces of Canada? Note that if you can, it doesn't count, because this is the internet.
5) In your opinion, what is the mind, and what is its relationship with the body? Cite your references.
6) What do you think about the Gold Standard? Doesn't it suck?
7) What's your favorite blood-based foodstuff?
8) Who do you think really should have won the Civil War?
9) Updike or Mailer?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ryld on 14 Dec 2007, 19:54
1) Which is better - Welsh or British?
2) Which is better - Autechre or Coil?
3) Who is better - Emmanuel Kant or Thomas Hobbes?
3) Can you name all the provinces of Canada? Note that if you can, it doesn't count, because this is the internet.
4) In your opinion, what is the mind, and what is its relationship with the body? Cite your references.
5) What do you think about the Gold Standard? Doesn't it suck?

for question #3 are those just the provinces, or the territorys aswell?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: KvP on 14 Dec 2007, 19:58
If Jeph gets both, I will upload my favorite Joanna Newsom album for all to enjoy. It's awesome, in a renaissance fair sort of way.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zathras on 15 Dec 2007, 16:00
Theoretically speaking, if you have written the "Questionable Content-The Movie" script, you could not possibly be the director, animator, and producer.
Who would you choose to perform each task? 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kamorth on 17 Dec 2007, 21:31
I was out in a bar in Taupo wearing my Deathmole shirt the other night. A guy hit on me, starting the conversation with "You're into Deathmole, huh? I've seen them live!" When asked who he thought was the hottest, he lucked out and said "the blonde one". I did have to prompt him on names though. He claimed he even had the same shirt, signed by all 3 band members. I was having too much fun to disillusion him so pointed out he must have seen them before Hanners joined. He was a very good bullshit artist, and after I told him Hanners was the new drummer, he claimed he knew there was something different about their sound on their latest album.

My questions: When are you going to start posting Deathmole tour dates? Are they coming to New Zealand any time soon? Where can I get the albums?

Just for fun.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 17 Dec 2007, 22:54
This is the best post on this entire goddamn board, kamorth.



Dear Jerph,

I have been having a little trouble coming across the particular types of QC slashfanart I have been looking for. Any chance you could suggest terms to search with, to make my search more fruitful?

Love, Calenlass

PS: Or you could just PM me the links.

PPS: I have a bottle of Booker's. What ever should I do with it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Dec 2007, 00:17
I have been having a little trouble coming across the particular types of QC slashfanart I have been looking for. Any chance you could suggest terms to search with, to make my search more fruitful?

Love, Calenlass

PS: Or you could just PM me the links.

PPS: I have a bottle of Booker's. What ever should I do with it?

I know you are lying Calenlass.

PPS: Drink it then drill a hole in the bottom and then sit and spin
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Dec 2007, 00:32
Where did you get the ideas for the tequila/bourbon monsters?  Have you ever seen them while drunk or are they completely original?

They came from my brain. I have never hallucinated due to alcohol.

I'll be receiving an "Evolution Kills" shirt for Christmas (well hopefully, UK customs being what it is) and I was wondering if you were accepting any customer photo's wearing your shirts?

Are you capable of Sam Beam like facial hair, or do you avoid such things?

Absolutely, especially if you are a pretty lady.

I can't grow facial hair on my cheeks/sideburns. I am currently rocking a pretty awesome long metal goatee now though.

Here's my question for Jeph:

I've heard you like CAD...  Do you really like CAD?  Honestly?  :-o

To be entirely honest, I don't read it.

What are your thoughts on flogging molly?

Never listened to 'em.

whats the crazyest/weirdest/most memerable thing you've draw for a reader?

Shitting dicknipples.

I know that you would never change anything to accomodate or to specifically disprove reader expectations; however, do you ever find yourself accidentally influenced by, for example, forum posts or other fan ideas?  Like you could read a post and go "hey that *or some variation of that* could work well with...?"

No.

1) Which is better - Welsh or British?
2) Which is better - Autechre or Coil?
3) Who is better - Emmanuel Kant or Thomas Hobbes?
4) Can you name all the provinces of Canada? Note that if you can, it doesn't count, because this is the internet.
5) In your opinion, what is the mind, and what is its relationship with the body? Cite your references.
6) What do you think about the Gold Standard? Doesn't it suck?
7) What's your favorite blood-based foodstuff?
8) Who do you think really should have won the Civil War?
9) Updike or Mailer?

1) Narwhals.
2) Autechre.
3) Vonnegut.
5) I tried this with Sam Logan at Comic-Con this year and failed miserably.
6) Ron Paul is fucking retarded.
7) Meat.
8) Lincoln.
10) Fuck 'em both.

Theoretically speaking, if you have written the "Questionable Content-The Movie" script, you could not possibly be the director, animator, and producer.
Who would you choose to perform each task?  

Paul W.S. Anderson, Spumco, Pixar. I realize these are all contradictory.


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 18 Dec 2007, 02:27
I have been having a little trouble coming across the particular types of QC slashfanart I have been looking for. Any chance you could suggest terms to search with, to make my search more fruitful?

Love, Calenlass

PS: Or you could just PM me the links.

PPS: I have a bottle of Booker's. What ever should I do with it?

I know you are lying Calenlass.

PPS: Drink it then drill a hole in the bottom and then sit and spin


I was not lying! About the love or the booker's!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 18 Dec 2007, 04:20
Sorry Jeph mate, I'm a guy, but no worries, I'll hide my face ^_^

Which band or band member would you kick the seven shades of shit out of and which animal should never be picked on for a fight?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: snubnose on 19 Dec 2007, 00:53
I was out in a bar in Taupo wearing my Deathmole shirt the other night. A guy hit on me, starting the conversation with "You're into Deathmole, huh? I've seen them live!" When asked who he thought was the hottest, he lucked out and said "the blonde one". I did have to prompt him on names though. He claimed he even had the same shirt, signed by all 3 band members. I was having too much fun to disillusion him so pointed out he must have seen them before Hanners joined. He was a very good bullshit artist, and after I told him Hanners was the new drummer, he claimed he knew there was something different about their sound on their latest album.

My questions: When are you going to start posting Deathmole tour dates? Are they coming to New Zealand any time soon? Where can I get the albums?
ROTFL - this is SO funny :D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: KvP on 19 Dec 2007, 15:40
6) Ron Paul is fucking retarded.
word.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: numbvox on 21 Dec 2007, 10:02
Here's my question for Jeph:

I've heard you like CAD...  Do you really like CAD?  Honestly?  :-o

To be entirely honest, I don't read it.

I knew I loved you.   :laugh:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: thewayigroove on 21 Dec 2007, 16:05
Are Dora's ears stretched, and if so what gauge are they?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mojo on 24 Dec 2007, 10:24
Quote
So my question is, what is the likelihood of a new, updated cast poster that includes the new additions like Penny, Meena, Tai and Hannelore's strangely poofy hair?


Penny is in the old poster, she's on the bottom left, glaring at Jimbo.    :wink:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chapel on 26 Dec 2007, 12:52
two questions... as a semi local:

1) what do you drive?
2) how's Easthampton?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: streever on 27 Dec 2007, 18:43
Jeph passed on the question about "Can anything be as cute as a panda", so I'm going to answer it.

No.

No, nothing is or will be as cute as a panda. It is scientifically impossible.

To prove this, here is my picture on the "facebook":
(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/679/41/n699015205_3261.jpg)
Tian Tian, a young panda.

Could something be cuter? No. Nothing could be cuter.

Further references: go to youtube and search for "panda sneeze".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 28 Dec 2007, 08:35
Argh, I know this has probably been asked a million times, but how do you pronounce your name? Is it a soft "j" or a hard "j"?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chapel on 28 Dec 2007, 09:07
Argh, I know this has probably been asked a million times, but how do you pronounce your name? Is it a soft "j" or a hard "j"?

'jacks' as stated somewhere towards the beginning
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 28 Dec 2007, 12:01
Argh, I know this has probably been asked a million times, but how do you pronounce your name? Is it a soft "j" or a hard "j"?

'jacks' as stated somewhere towards the beginning

No no, I mean the first name.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chapel on 28 Dec 2007, 14:26
I think it's just Jeff... with a ph. also stated somewhere in the last 16 pages.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Scientivore on 29 Dec 2007, 19:10
So my question is, what is the likelihood of a new, updated cast poster that includes the new additions like Penny, Meena, Tai and Hannelore's strangely poofy hair?

Also I guess, the likelihood of a QC book in the foreseeable future? Because I would buy that book so hard.

And additional, bonus question... Who would win in an all-out, drunken bar brawl; Marten's mum, or Hanners'? (u's in your "mum"s courtesy of the mystical faraway land of Australia) And I'm just assuming that if such a brawl were to occur, Mr. Bianchi would be there with popcorn and a smile.

New poster- absolutely.
Book- eventually.
Marten's mom, without question. Hanners is a creampuff.

Think Ponk meant between Marten's mum and Hanners' mum.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 30 Dec 2007, 00:31
Think Ponk meant between Marten's mum and Hanners' mum.

Yeah, that is what I thought as well.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 31 Dec 2007, 21:11
Think Ponk meant between Marten's mum and Hanners' mum.

Yeah, that is what I thought as well.
I'd still give the win to Veronica here. She put the fear into Faye, and kicks people's asses for a living, so I think she's not the kinda chica you want to cross, unless you're part of her clientelle and she's on the clock to kick your ass. Or at least step on it with stilettos.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rudeboy on 01 Jan 2008, 06:46
What font do you use in the new logo (http://www.questionablecontent.net/test/newlogo.png)?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: intelmole on 01 Jan 2008, 16:43
What happened to the "transcribe this comic" link?  I went looking for a comic (specifically, this one (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1000)).  It is apparently not yet done, and I was feeling rather altruistic at the time.

Instead I went looking through about a hundred comics for it :-)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AngelofShadows on 02 Jan 2008, 06:03
You've talked about wanting to make QC books. If you did, would you go back and redo some of the older strips in the newer art style?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Uber Ritter on 02 Jan 2008, 09:11
You've talked about wanting to make QC books. If you did, would you go back and redo some of the older strips in the newer art style?
Pretty sure this was asked somewhere in this thread before, nested with another question, and that the answer was no.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mummbly_joe on 03 Jan 2008, 01:01
What happened to sara? ( Sorry if this has already been asked).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 03 Jan 2008, 03:33
She was eaten by an allosaurus. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/faq.php)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chelpixie on 04 Jan 2008, 04:28
And garters.

Ha! 

(QC #1049)

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dr Montalban on 04 Jan 2008, 11:02
Why do you hate black people?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 04 Jan 2008, 13:27
Great. Another racist.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 05 Jan 2008, 06:00
What the fuck are you talking about, Orbert? No one here is racist, not even the asians.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 07 Jan 2008, 10:17
Dr Montalban, out of the blue, asked "Why do you hate black people?" That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

By far and away, I hear that question the most from black people who are themselves racist. I've never seen anything that would imply that Jeph hates black people.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 07 Jan 2008, 13:30
Don't feed the trolls.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: PretentiousYoungSuitors on 07 Jan 2008, 15:13
Jeph, what restaurant would you take your girlfriend/fiancee out to on your anniversary?  Also whats your favorite restaurant?
Title: Making QC content downloadable, somehow?
Post by: blooflame on 09 Jan 2008, 09:42
Hear me out.. I have the technical ability to do this, but am not sure if the technology totally exists in the podcasting world.

Anyway, I was looking at trying to reformat QC comics into something I could view on my Zune, your iPod, or maybe your Nintendo DS system, so I downloaded one comic and tried to make each panel into a 320 x 240 graphic.  It works OK... EXCEPT that it's impossible to shrink word balloons and lettering that small and make it legible.

So I was wondering, would you, Jeph, support a volunteer project to download the pictures, and have people add voiceover to provide the voices? You as creator would have to audition some folks to make sure you got the voice in your head; and maybe help with creating the art in layers so the word balloons can be removed, if you don't do that already.  The loyal QC readership would take care of the picture manipulation, voicing the words as written, and uploading the files to the site.

This would NOT be an animated QC cartoon! Just four panels, with the voices provided.

The part I'm not sure about is whether RSS/Atom/podcasts support doing pictures with voice captions.  This could be done in HTML on web pages but I don't know about podcasts.

Just sayin' it would be awesome for folks to have portable QC.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lila on 10 Jan 2008, 05:16
Sorry if this has been asked, but why is there no weather? They live in western MA, Right? MA is a  land of a lot of weather that requires more (or less, in the summer) than a t-shirt and jeans, which is what pretty much everyone wears all the time.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Fidel Fanst on 10 Jan 2008, 06:00
@ Blooflame: If Jeph gives you project the OK, I'd definitely like to try out my luck in auditioning... Sounds interesting.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: roint on 10 Jan 2008, 08:49
Hey Jeph!

Your newspost reminded me that you were in a band that broke up before you started drawing QC. I'm curious as to what kind of band it was. Do you have any mp3 recordings of it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vankaar Raeth on 10 Jan 2008, 13:20
I've the entire current QC comic collection 3 times over.

Is this normal?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 10 Jan 2008, 21:21
Yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: PacoSees on 11 Jan 2008, 08:41
今何時ですか。

Thanks, buddy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: blooflame on 13 Jan 2008, 18:09
@FidelFanst - I imagine voice auditions would have to be via MP3s sent in to Jeph (and whoever else he wants to help judge) in some version of "Northampton Idol".

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 15 Jan 2008, 10:57
I was wondering why a lot of the links on the site are gone. Did Dr. McNinja do something to earn your scorn?

Of course, if it's a private matter, feel free to disregard the question. Wouldn't want to step on a neat person's toes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raziel on 15 Jan 2008, 15:39
Are there any plans to merch the :P or :O mugs that Marten and Faye use?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 15 Jan 2008, 16:19
Raziel, Jeph's answered that several times. He said that if there were a way to ship them and guarantee they'd arrive in one piece, then maybe.
I think you might be able to find the exact post on the last couple pages of this thread?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raziel on 16 Jan 2008, 16:18
weird, i searched for "mug" before i asked...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 16 Jan 2008, 21:54
weird, i searched for "mug" before i asked...
The search button is trying to discredit you.  :wink:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Uber Ritter on 16 Jan 2008, 21:57
Jeph, I just thought I'd be the first to ask--what's up with the new avatar?  It looks magical.  And possibly poisonous.  Probably both.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 17 Jan 2008, 09:30
Uber Ritter, refer to:

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18785.msg590348.html#msg590348
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lila on 17 Jan 2008, 17:49
I'm not the only one asking this...
WHERE IS THE SNOW???

boston got almost a foot last night.
please, please, please tell me. I WANT WEATHER, DAMMIT!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 17 Jan 2008, 17:53
I was wondering why a lot of the links on the site are gone. Did Dr. McNinja do something to earn your scorn?

Of course, if it's a private matter, feel free to disregard the question. Wouldn't want to step on a neat person's toes.

Nah, I am pals with Dr. Hastings. I was just rearranging things on the site to better fit the new adspace I put up. In fact I added a whole bunch of NEW links just today.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gerb on 17 Jan 2008, 18:39
Hi Jeph!  Have you ever thought about the possibility of a Winslow iPod cozy available in the store?   :-)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Marken on 18 Jan 2008, 04:18
Hi Jeph!
I was reading some of the older comics and i saw ellen speaking about AnthroPc's in the library who make fun of you when you try to get any acctual work done on them.

Any chance of seeing them in the comic?

PS: Love your comic! Best wishes from Estonia!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 06:51
Dear Jeph,

Will this recent collarbone injury impede upon your little-known New Year's resolution to hand-service 7 ponies per day?

Thanks!
Calenlass
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HellStorm on 18 Jan 2008, 12:47
I'm sure I've seen rain at some point =/
Or maybe I'm going crazy =]
I guess the reason he doesn't do weather is coz they're hardly ever outside

And whats happened to the search bar for the comics?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bbqrocks on 20 Jan 2008, 07:53
Dear Jeph

I have three questions.

1. How come it is never raining outside in your comic
2. Would you mind if I copied every QC strip onto my ipod so I could read them whilst on holiday
3. I, uh, can't think of a third question. Bye.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jiperlee on 21 Jan 2008, 01:30
Hey Jeph, I've always wondered.....what does their new place look like from a distance? Like, all we've ever seen was the door with those lines(Plastic siding?) and the inside.....is it like a house? a condo? an apparent? I have a vague feeling like its a old 1930's downtown generic two-three story building that they seem to have floating around in the downtown area most cities....you know, the kind that goes on for an entire block(ala this (http://www.absolutedsm.com/images/Sioux%20City/retail%20buildings.JPG), but restidental)

I'm so confused.....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raziel on 21 Jan 2008, 05:19
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=525 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=525)

probablythe best view of the outside of the new place
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tago Mago on 21 Jan 2008, 16:46
Dear Jeph,

Do you spend a lot of time obsessing over how to dress your characters each Questionable Content morning? I imagine it's a lot more stressful than dressing one's self, since the clothes you put on them could potentially last for weeks in real time! On the other hand, their wardrobes are functionally unlimited, and there's no need to worry over their clothing making them look fat or lumpy.

This is the substance of my preoccupations.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: redd1 on 22 Jan 2008, 06:05
hey jeph,

i know you have touched on polyamorous relationships a little bit with tia, but do you think there is a possiblity for it between marten, dora and faye....or is that just a fan servicey dream :roll:

also what are the odds of faye not hooking up with sven cause that would make me sad
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 22 Jan 2008, 07:01
Redd, Jeph has said many times that he will not give out spoilers. You're coming awful close to spoilers.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: redd1 on 23 Jan 2008, 05:28
wasnt my intention really....just wondering if he was open to the idea or if it was a definate no......and the second part was just my attempt to jedi mind trick him away from that horrible idea
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: karas7 on 23 Jan 2008, 06:39
Hey Jeph!
A couple of questions for you.
1. What piece of music is Benji playing in comic #1062, and
2. Is he hybrid picking (as it looks like he is using a pick).
Thank you in advance for your answers!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 26 Jan 2008, 03:27
hey jrph

how blasphemous is it to try and get drnuk on Glenfidich 15

like seriously how much


because i did taht accicdentlaly i think


love aclenlass
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sophle on 29 Jan 2008, 18:40
How does QC time compare to actual time? How much time in the lives of your characters has elapsed since this comic began?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jan 2008, 19:33
Check these out:

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,17911.0.html (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,17911.0.html)

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,13156.0.html (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,13156.0.html)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JReynolds on 29 Jan 2008, 19:36
Hey Jeph!
A couple of questions for you.
1. What piece of music is Benji playing in comic #1062, and
2. Is he hybrid picking (as it looks like he is using a pick).
Thank you in advance for your answers!

Someone mentioned in the Weekly Comic Talk for last week that the music was Concierto de Aranjuez by Joaquín Rodrigo (1901 - 1999).

A lot of that concerto would require picking. It's a pretty challenging piece (or at least it sounds challenging to a non-guitar player).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 29 Jan 2008, 20:25
Jeph,

Do you have to have your own webcomic to submit a guest strip to you?

No obligation for you to even run it, obviously, but just a query.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: the_lone_dragon on 31 Jan 2008, 10:08
Hi Jeph.  I was wondering if you have noticed the mini city i made for your webcomic?  if so id love you to see it and tell me what you think?  it's like ads for free

anyways i'm excited that your like it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 31 Jan 2008, 23:11
Jeph, I feel a little silly asking this, but does it ever get to you when people don't enjoy your work?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DonInKansas on 02 Feb 2008, 22:14
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 03 Feb 2008, 18:22
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
*Jeph talking to a drawing of Marten*
"Youuuuuuu are my number one......guyyyyyyy!"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 05 Feb 2008, 00:28
Or a looking at drawing of Sven:

"I'm Jaquesman."

And then headbutting it.
Title: An intense deja-vu.
Post by: Katana on 05 Feb 2008, 08:51
Hey, Jeph, looking at today's comic strip i got a tingling sense of presaging weird version of "La Vie Boheme"... Is that normal?

I mean, i had that dream about that table-dancing singing about lesbians, s/m, yogurt, inabilities of holding erections on high holydays, 10 gallon plastic pickle tubes, wine and beer and...*sigh* just read it

http://www.metrolyrics.com/la-vie-boheme-lyrics-rent.html
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: doombilly on 05 Feb 2008, 12:06
How is that flu treating you?
Because I've been sick with it since Saturday. Fever just finally went away. Just a touch of the SARS mind you...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SevenPinkerton on 05 Feb 2008, 12:56
Hope you're feeling better Jeph.

Have you ever considered placing a song clip or entire song on the sidebar that is meant to be played while reading the comic for background music?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 05 Feb 2008, 13:47
That is a fucking terrible idea, no offense.

This comic has a fairly large fanbase with very varied tastes. You could never find music that everyone would enjoy. Plus, it's obnoxious forcing any music on somebody. Best Jeph can do is recommend it for those who care.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 05 Feb 2008, 14:15
I'm still feeling pretty asstastic, but at least my fever seems to be gone now. Drawing will be marginally less painful tonight.

I've thought about embedding music but yeah, it is hella intrusive and distracting from the comic. Also it would absolutely destroy my bandwidth, which I use enough of as it is.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SevenPinkerton on 06 Feb 2008, 11:42
The bandwidth issue is understandable. And Ballard, I did not mean for the music to be imposing on folks or to cause issues with taste, but for example...take today's comic. I find it would be entertaining to have the option to listen to that song. Ah well, I'll chuck the idea back next to my desire for videophones and virtual reality porn.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 06 Feb 2008, 22:26
Thing is, it'd probably be illegal too. The laws for streaming music online are pretty grey area, and the comic attracts too much traffic to remain insignificant and thus safe from the legal sharks.

Like I said, best thing to do is just recommend it and those who care will listen on their own.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 07 Feb 2008, 08:10
True. Although I feel that, when the revolution comes, music industry lawyers as a whole are a bunch of predatory jerks who will be the second bunch against the wall (Every mindless twit from Madison Avenue will be first), until that happy day it's best not to do the equivalent of poking them with sticks.

A big HI to Douglas Adams, wherever you are. We miss you terribly.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 07 Feb 2008, 14:53
Jeph, does the wild speculation on this forum cramp your style? I mean, do you think "I can't do that now, it would just look like I'm trawling the forum for ideas." or do you just ignore it alll? And are you better today?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 07 Feb 2008, 22:35
Jeph, does the wild speculation on this forum cramp your style? I mean, do you think "I can't do that now, it would just look like I'm trawling the forum for ideas." or do you just ignore it alll? And are you better today?
This isn't the "answer FOR Jeph thread", obviously, but he's pretty much said before that his idea of who the characters are writes the comic for him. If his idea conflicts with what fans want, tough. If it's similar, it's not because we thought it'd happen or because we asked for it, it's because it was going to happen anyway.

At least that's how I understood it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 08 Feb 2008, 05:50
Sounds reasonable, Amadeus, but do you know how Jeph is feeling today?   :lol:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: VoiceOfReason on 08 Feb 2008, 09:43
OK, so I'm not really asking anything, and I'm geeking out like a little fanboy, but i just had to find some place to say that you are the smartest, funniest most gifted cartoonist I've ever read in my entire life. You Win. Everything. Forever. I want to be you when I grow up. There is not a trace of sarcasm in any of these statements. I found the archive a week ago, and my wife almost called the police to report me missing. I swear that I have a healthy disdain for stalker fanboys, but you really wowed me. Please don't ever stop. The Hannelore line: "Will you be cowering? Can I join you?" was one of the biggest of the 152 spit-takes I have done while reading this. I'm so bummed that I had to slow down to one a day...sigh.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: VoiceOfReason on 08 Feb 2008, 09:54
And yes, I expressed my appreciation in the other, arguably more meaningful way, as well. OK, so here's a question:

Do you have to really work at these jokes, or are you just that damn funny naturally? Do you crack people up most of the time?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: angelagee on 08 Feb 2008, 13:00
Hey Jeph, do you know anyone who has similar drawings to yours....?
by the way, I'm totally addicted to QC!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tomart on 08 Feb 2008, 14:20
I'm so bummed that I had to slow down to one a day...sigh.

That's how I felt when I caught up too, and I echo his praise. I'm really impressed with your artistic improvement, and combined with your clever humor, and (loose? insightful? semi-planned?) control over storylines, it's no wonder you have many avid (addicted?) readers.  I've tried to create a comic, but seem to lack something, like maybe talent.

I'm trying to take to heart a comment you made a couple of years ago - "While using photo references takes some of the guesswork out of things like perspective and lighting, it also means you have 200 times more detail to fret over."  Yep. Slows me down horribly.  So thanks for all the tips, and the excellent tutorial!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sha'mad conde on 09 Feb 2008, 00:36
So... Jeph... On Friday the 8th's comic, is Faye singing Nine Inch Nails "Starf*ckers Incorporated" or is she singing Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"?

Both have those lyrics, either could fit the situation very well.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: angelagee on 09 Feb 2008, 10:21
So... Jeph... On Friday the 8th's comic, is Faye singing Nine Inch Nails "Starf*ckers Incorporated" or is she singing Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"?

Both have those lyrics, either could fit the situation very well.

I'm assuming that it's Carly Simon's "You're so vain" 'cause it's a typical karaoke song. Take it from someone who does it often. Haha :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: caseyyano on 10 Feb 2008, 19:31
I was planning on making some kind of online collectible card game of sorts and I am trying to get LOTS of artists to perhaps draw or donate a piece of art that can be used as a character or creature in it. Would you be interested in helping out? (This is the question)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The purpose of the card game is to spread the appreciation of art and to help people find artists that they enjoy the artwork of.
The dimensions and requirements for it all is not really prepared yet so if you happen to be willing it would be a long time from now (if not never :-( ).

Thanks for reading,
-Casey Yano ([email protected])
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 12 Feb 2008, 01:47
Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"?

This song was one of the ten on the XML station specifically created for the retail store where I used to work, which looped continuously. Other choice favourites included Blue Bayou and a horrible cover of Killing Me Softly and some stuff by Michael Bolton because studies show he makes women spend money.

I swear if I ever have to hear them again people will die by rusty nails through the rectum.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 12 Feb 2008, 09:27
Micheal Bolton makes women spend money? You mean just his recordings, right? Not that Bolton's actually there, threatening to follow women home and sing at them if they don't make enough purchases. I mean, that I could understand.

Hmm. Maybe after Raven gets over Benji (if she does) she could develop a Bolton fixation. That'd have 'em crying "Bring back the Hobo!"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 12 Feb 2008, 15:19
They just need to figure out how to loop the soundtrack from Dirty Dancing and "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" at all major department stores.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: InamedmyferretHanners on 15 Feb 2008, 12:13
I was just reading back through the archives and noticed you played WoW like 80 years ago... do you still play?  Also, will Hannelore ever get a boyfriend?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 15 Feb 2008, 16:29
Almost every time I look at the "Key Stats" box, there's a different name as "Latest Member." How often are people joining this forum? How many accounts are active over a week? How many fall into disuse? How long does the average member stay active?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Feb 2008, 16:55
We might be able to call raoullefere into this discussion.  He seems to be the official statistician for the forum. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sadgnome on 15 Feb 2008, 17:43
Can you tell me the name of that band that mentions pandas in it's lyrics please? I can't seem to find the comic where they are mentioned.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Feb 2008, 18:23
Deerhoof

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=56 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=56)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVl-doNlOsQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVl-doNlOsQ)

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: FancyShmancy on 16 Feb 2008, 00:28
Jeph-

I was just wondering if you noticed the discontinuity of Faye saying she wished she could get up in front of a room full of people (before she kissed Sven), when she had just had a karaoke battle with him the same night and sung that "You're so vain.." song at him?

I think a lot of people missed it cause of the whole Sven kissing going on, but it seems you may have miscalculated your plot a bit. Just wondering if you caught that.

-fancy
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 16 Feb 2008, 02:15
Jeph-

I was just wondering if you noticed the discontinuity of Faye saying she wished she could get up in front of a room full of people (before she kissed Sven), when she had just had a karaoke battle with him the same night and sung that "You're so vain.." song at him?

I think a lot of people missed it cause of the whole Sven kissing going on, but it seems you may have miscalculated your plot a bit. Just wondering if you caught that.

-fancy

This was answered in the weekly thread. Faye says "I wish I could push my boundaries like that." Hannelore overcame her fear of crowds, people and embarrasment to sing at the bar; Faye wanted to overcome her promlems with intimacy, and kiss someone without freaking out over it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 17 Feb 2008, 13:03
This was answered in the weekly thread. Faye says "I wish I could push my boundaries like that." Hannelore overcame her fear of crowds, people and embarrasment to sing at the bar; Faye wanted to overcome her promlems with intimacy, and kiss someone without freaking out over it.

Yes.  Whether she is going to overcome the freaking out part is yet to be revealed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 18 Feb 2008, 07:34
How badly was your poor poor inbox abused over the weekend?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vanguard on 18 Feb 2008, 08:28
Registered to ask this question:

Do forum posts effect(affect?) the storyline of your comic? Or do you just giggle at the responses and continue on your merry way?

Do you know about other webcomic artists? How they feel about forum posts?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bowie on 18 Feb 2008, 11:47
Are antroPC's (and Hanner's humanoid boyfriend-robot thing) programmed with the Three Laws of Robotics?

Isaac Asimov, for anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, was the father of robot science fiction, and in almost all of his stories, robots are equipt with the three laws:
   1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
   2) A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
   3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
I'm sort of doubting that Pintsize is, and Hanner's robot didn't really talk until they put Winslow into it. Winslow seems pretty docile and reluctant to wreak havoc even when he's alone with Pintsize. So, I don't know what to think. Anyone else curious?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: skijunkie1124 on 18 Feb 2008, 23:52
-Is it a tad bit creepy that I read through eighteen pages of questions and answers?
-Are you aware that the easily mistakable "questionablecontent.com" is a porn site? (The first time I was referred to this webcomic [by my brother], I typed that in... Me = "What the hell???")
-Do you enjoy ice hockey?

By the way's you should come to the Bay Area. Hella, hella, hella nor cal. Have you ever been to San Francisco?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 19 Feb 2008, 02:39

-Is it a tad bit creepy that I read through eighteen pages of questions and answers?

Not as much as it would be for 29 pages of "OMG HANNERS IS TEH CUTEZ" and "FAYE/SVEN SQUEEEE" on the Weekly Thread... :wink:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Delirium on 19 Feb 2008, 20:56

-Is it a tad bit creepy that I read through eighteen pages of questions and answers?

Not as much as it would be for 29 pages of "OMG HANNERS IS TEH CUTEZ" and "FAYE/SVEN SQUEEEE" on the Weekly Thread... :wink:
You forgot the "FAYE/SVEN BOO!11!!!" posts.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: churrosavenger on 19 Feb 2008, 22:18

By the way's you should come to the Bay Area. Hella, hella, hella nor cal. Have you ever been to San Francisco?

Harhar I actually just stumbled upon QC the past week (I actually enjoy coming in late for comics, it means I didn't have to wait for the releases) and one thing that really caught my eye was your use of 'hella'.  I'm from the Bay Area too and SoCal/out of state kids always gave me the impression that 'hella' is pretty much only a norcal thing.  I was wondering:

Is 'hella' a common term on the east coast too?

(
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vanguard on 20 Feb 2008, 04:58

By the way's you should come to the Bay Area. Hella, hella, hella nor cal. Have you ever been to San Francisco?

Is 'hella' a common term on the east coast too?


I'm in Virginia, I don't hear it at all.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 20 Feb 2008, 12:09

By the way's you should come to the Bay Area. Hella, hella, hella nor cal. Have you ever been to San Francisco?

Harhar I actually just stumbled upon QC the past week (I actually enjoy coming in late for comics, it means I didn't have to wait for the releases) and one thing that really caught my eye was your use of 'hella'.  I'm from the Bay Area too and SoCal/out of state kids always gave me the impression that 'hella' is pretty much only a norcal thing.  I was wondering:

Is 'hella' a common term on the east coast too?

(
While I'm not on the East Coast, nor the West, in Texas I've heard it a couple of times among skateboarders.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cgarci21 on 20 Feb 2008, 12:20
I've heard it in Washington, Seattle area only so far. But I'm from Chicago and we don't use it here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HellStorm on 20 Feb 2008, 12:55
I've heard it and I'm in the UK
Wales to be precise =]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bowie on 20 Feb 2008, 16:22
...Bay area? Nor Cal? I live within an hour of Oregon. THAT is Nor Cal. xD
Then again I just have a different perspective.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: calenlass on 20 Feb 2008, 20:21
Dear Jephers,

I actually think you have a pretty nice butt, but I will never say that around Cristi because she would gore me.

Love,
Calenlass


PS-Please to unban Hat, as he actually does think you have a sweet candy ass and was just joking around.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lindzmo on 20 Feb 2008, 22:01
Did you go to High School In Rockville? If so which one?

I went to Churchill...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 21 Feb 2008, 03:43
Lindz, he's already answered that question in this very thread.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lindzmo on 21 Feb 2008, 04:46
must have missed it...my bad
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: skijunkie1124 on 21 Feb 2008, 22:27
...Bay area? Nor Cal? I live within an hour of Oregon. THAT is Nor Cal. xD
Then again I just have a different perspective.

Yes, the Redding area is technically Northern California, but since the Bay Area is the most populated area north of L.A, or SoCal, we call it NorCal.

And I use and hear hella all the time  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RKDelpiero on 22 Feb 2008, 02:50
Dear Jeph,
             
Which is better: Shampoo or Conditioner?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sneakylemur on 23 Feb 2008, 14:18
I just discovered that My Wife Left Me for My Girlfriend (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1073) is a real song (http://artists.letssingit.com/bellamy-brothers-lyrics-my-wife-left-me-for-my-girlfriend-rnd7t19). Was that intentional? If so, are any other Sven Songs real?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 24 Feb 2008, 00:20
Dear Jeph,
             
Which is better: Shampoo or Conditioner?
The answer is bacon grease.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RKDelpiero on 24 Feb 2008, 00:39
Dear Jeph,
             
Which is better: Shampoo or Conditioner?
The answer is bacon grease.

*writes down*

The ladies will love me now!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 25 Feb 2008, 16:45
Does Faye still have her silly Russian hat of yesteryear?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 26 Feb 2008, 20:44
Does Faye still have her silly Russian hat of yesteryear?
I guess she still would, unless she had it before the move and didn't bring it. I love those hats.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kairuka on 28 Feb 2008, 22:01
I just wanted to comment quickly that it just fully dawned on me how funny it is that Sara caught a case of Chuck Cunningham Syndrome, except that where they normally never mention said character again, Jeph winks at us with a note on the blackboard later on.  I mean, I knew about Sara, but I never quite got how funny it was before.  This is what happens when I don't sleep x.X
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 29 Feb 2008, 04:16
I liked the "Her? Oh, she was eaten by a dinosaur." approach. I only saw that detail recently too. There was some fun think about where she is now on the thread Allosaurus, or: Sara's Fate (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18813.0.html) which sank down to the second page.  Goodbye, thread of Allosaurus biology and metatextual silliness, I thought you still had potental.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 01 Mar 2008, 15:19
My question is: How old is Faye, exactly?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 01 Mar 2008, 18:02
Old enough to know better.

Actually, that's the first line of a Lyle Lovett song,  "You Can't Resist It", that's oddly appropriate. Here it is:
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Lyle-Lovett/You-Can-t-Resist-It.html (http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Lyle-Lovett/You-Can-t-Resist-It.html)
Wish I could find the live track of him and Leo Kottke doing this.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 01 Mar 2008, 21:41
Lyle Lovett is awesome sauce.  I wish Pandora didn't classify him as shmaltz country.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mako on 02 Mar 2008, 00:34
 i was looking through the archive and stumbled accross this one,

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=762

Jeph, did you plan that sven and faye were gonna get together from a long time ago?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 02 Mar 2008, 09:25
i was looking through the archive and stumbled accross this one,

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=762

Jeph, did you plan that sven and faye were gonna get together from a long time ago?
I never got that one.  It just never made any sense to me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 02 Mar 2008, 12:09
I never got that one.  It just never made any sense to me.

SOMEONE'S nick makes a lot of sense.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 02 Mar 2008, 13:48
Well, Mako, according to a post on an old topic I started (Jacques, master of forseshadowing), no, he didn't. Jeph claims he just makes it up as he goes along.

Jeph, you wouldn't, well, lie to us, wouldja?

BTW, Jeph, are Sven and Dora's powers kind of like those of the Wonder Twins? If they bump fists (heads, asses, whatever) and scream "Bianchi Siblings powers: Activate!" are all things sexual revealed to them?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 02 Mar 2008, 16:00
I never got that one.  It just never made any sense to me.

SOMEONE'S nick makes a lot of sense.
I was never good at catching the subtle.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 02 Mar 2008, 18:46
Jeph,

Do you have to have your own webcomic to submit a guest strip to you?

No obligation for you to even run it, obviously, but just a query.

Can you please answer this question?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 02 Mar 2008, 18:53
Huh, I'd like to know that, too...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Mar 2008, 22:17
Hi, Jeph,

Would you be willing to put the "transcribe this comic" link up again if enough people offered to step up and do some actual transcription?

How many people would be enough?

I've been seized by the urge to type in some dialog and make more of QC searchable.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jb on 04 Mar 2008, 08:19
Hey Jeph, you've mentioned you're a fan of Douglas Adams and I was wondering if the idea of "anthroPCs" was in any way inspired by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's Genuine People Personalities, i.e. Marvin.  Thanks, Jb
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 04 Mar 2008, 10:47
What font do you use in the new logo (http://www.questionablecontent.net/test/newlogo.png)?

Lowrider.

What happened to the "transcribe this comic" link?  I went looking for a comic (specifically, this one (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1000)).  It is apparently not yet done, and I was feeling rather altruistic at the time.

Instead I went looking through about a hundred comics for it :-)

It got hugely unwieldy and useless. I might reset that particular database and try again.

You've talked about wanting to make QC books. If you did, would you go back and redo some of the older strips in the newer art style?

Yes but realistically I'm not sure if it would happen.

Jeph, what restaurant would you take your girlfriend/fiancee out to on your anniversary?  Also whats your favorite restaurant?

A tasty one.

So I was wondering, would you, Jeph, support a volunteer project to download the pictures, and have people add voiceover to provide the voices? You as creator would have to audition some folks to make sure you got the voice in your head; and maybe help with creating the art in layers so the word balloons can be removed, if you don't do that already.  The loyal QC readership would take care of the picture manipulation, voicing the words as written, and uploading the files to the site.

Not really. Nobody would be able to get the voices right. Also the last thing I need right now is MORE work to do on the comic.

Sorry if this has been asked, but why is there no weather? They live in western MA, Right? MA is a  land of a lot of weather that requires more (or less, in the summer) than a t-shirt and jeans, which is what pretty much everyone wears all the time.

QC's glacial pace means the seasons haven't changed much.

Hey Jeph!

Your newspost reminded me that you were in a band that broke up before you started drawing QC. I'm curious as to what kind of band it was. Do you have any mp3 recordings of it?

Imagine Mogwai, but worse.

I've the entire current QC comic collection 3 times over.

Is this normal?

Verb?

Are there any plans to merch the :P or :O mugs that Marten and Faye use?

Before somebody beats me to it.

Jeph, I just thought I'd be the first to ask--what's up with the new avatar?  It looks magical.  And possibly poisonous.  Probably both.


Ponies.

Hi Jeph!  Have you ever thought about the possibility of a Winslow iPod cozy available in the store?   :-)

Stock answer to all potential merch questions ever: we're thinking about it.

Hi Jeph!
I was reading some of the older comics and i saw ellen speaking about AnthroPc's in the library who make fun of you when you try to get any acctual work done on them.

Any chance of seeing them in the comic?

PS: Love your comic! Best wishes from Estonia!

Who knows?

PS: Thanks! Your country is hard to mail things to!

Dear Jeph,

Will this recent collarbone injury impede upon your little-known New Year's resolution to hand-service 7 ponies per day?

Thanks!
Calenlass

Katie I really appreciate you taking over the pony-servicing gig for me. I never would've guessed they all liked anal!

I'm sure I've seen rain at some point =/
Or maybe I'm going crazy =]
I guess the reason he doesn't do weather is coz they're hardly ever outside

And whats happened to the search bar for the comics?

It broke. I haven't fixed it yet.

Dear Jeph

I have three questions.

1. How come it is never raining outside in your comic
2. Would you mind if I copied every QC strip onto my ipod so I could read them whilst on holiday
3. I, uh, can't think of a third question. Bye.

1. AUGH
2. NO NO PLEASE DO NOT COPY SOMETHING I AM ALREADY GIVING AWAY FOR FREE
3. This is not a question.

Hey Jeph, I've always wondered.....what does their new place look like from a distance? Like, all we've ever seen was the door with those lines(Plastic siding?) and the inside.....is it like a house? a condo? an apparent? I have a vague feeling like its a old 1930's downtown generic two-three story building that they seem to have floating around in the downtown area most cities....you know, the kind that goes on for an entire block(ala this (http://www.absolutedsm.com/images/Sioux%20City/retail%20buildings.JPG), but restidental)

I'm so confused.....

It's a regular apartment building with a giant vulva spraypainted on the roof (for identification).

Dear Jeph,

Do you spend a lot of time obsessing over how to dress your characters each Questionable Content morning? I imagine it's a lot more stressful than dressing one's self, since the clothes you put on them could potentially last for weeks in real time! On the other hand, their wardrobes are functionally unlimited, and there's no need to worry over their clothing making them look fat or lumpy.

This is the substance of my preoccupations.


No, it usually takes me about two seconds to decide.

hey jeph,

i know you have touched on polyamorous relationships a little bit with tia, but do you think there is a possiblity for it between marten, dora and faye....or is that just a fan servicey dream :roll:

also what are the odds of faye not hooking up with sven cause that would make me sad


In order:

gross

ha ha ha ha

Hey Jeph!
A couple of questions for you.
1. What piece of music is Benji playing in comic #1062, and
2. Is he hybrid picking (as it looks like he is using a pick).
Thank you in advance for your answers!

1. Some random Segovia thing.
2. Iunno.

hey jrph

how blasphemous is it to try and get drnuk on Glenfidich 15

like seriously how much


because i did taht accicdentlaly i think


love aclenlass

Whatever it takes to make the pony cocks hurt less, Katie.

How does QC time compare to actual time? How much time in the lives of your characters has elapsed since this comic began?

You know how glass isn't actually a solid, but an extremely viscous liquid? Yeah.

Jeph,

Do you have to have your own webcomic to submit a guest strip to you?

No obligation for you to even run it, obviously, but just a query.

I accept all submissions but there are no guarantees that I will run it on the site.

Jeph, I feel a little silly asking this, but does it ever get to you when people don't enjoy your work?

Meh. Anything as popular as QC is going to have its fair share of detractors.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!

Hey, Jeph, looking at today's comic strip i got a tingling sense of presaging weird version of "La Vie Boheme"... Is that normal?

I mean, i had that dream about that table-dancing singing about lesbians, s/m, yogurt, inabilities of holding erections on high holydays, 10 gallon plastic pickle tubes, wine and beer and...*sigh* just read it

http://www.metrolyrics.com/la-vie-boheme-lyrics-rent.html

oh god is that song from a musical

i fucking loathe musicals

How is that flu treating you?
Because I've been sick with it since Saturday. Fever just finally went away. Just a touch of the SARS mind you...

It sucked pretty bad.

Jeph, does the wild speculation on this forum cramp your style? I mean, do you think "I can't do that now, it would just look like I'm trawling the forum for ideas." or do you just ignore it alll? And are you better today?

I can no longer read any discussion about my comic online. Ever since the Faye/Sven thing the Comic Discussion boards just freak me out.

And yes, I expressed my appreciation in the other, arguably more meaningful way, as well. OK, so here's a question:

Do you have to really work at these jokes, or are you just that damn funny naturally? Do you crack people up most of the time?

Jokes are hard. People laugh at me often. It may be pity.

Hey Jeph, do you know anyone who has similar drawings to yours....?
by the way, I'm totally addicted to QC!

No but if they're out there they really need to learn to draw better.

So... Jeph... On Friday the 8th's comic, is Faye singing Nine Inch Nails "Starf*ckers Incorporated" or is she singing Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"?

Both have those lyrics, either could fit the situation very well.

I cannot imagine a situation in my comic where someone would sing a Nine Inch Nails song.

I was planning on making some kind of online collectible card game of sorts and I am trying to get LOTS of artists to perhaps draw or donate a piece of art that can be used as a character or creature in it. Would you be interested in helping out? (This is the question)

I probably do not have time.

I was just reading back through the archives and noticed you played WoW like 80 years ago... do you still play?  Also, will Hannelore ever get a boyfriend?

I stopped playing WoW when I realized it is basically an unpaid part-time job.

Almost every time I look at the "Key Stats" box, there's a different name as "Latest Member." How often are people joining this forum? How many accounts are active over a week? How many fall into disuse? How long does the average member stay active?

Constantly, but most of them are lurkers. Fucked if I know any of the other stats.

Jeph, do you ever go back and re-read the older comics?

Yes, when I feel like making myself ashamed to be alive.

How badly was your poor poor inbox abused over the weekend?

It filed a restraining order.

Registered to ask this question:

Do forum posts effect(affect?) the storyline of your comic? Or do you just giggle at the responses and continue on your merry way?

Do you know about other webcomic artists? How they feel about forum posts?

Absolutely not. And I don't know of anybody who lets them.

Are antroPC's (and Hanner's humanoid boyfriend-robot thing) programmed with the Three Laws of Robotics?

Maybe.

-Is it a tad bit creepy that I read through eighteen pages of questions and answers?
-Are you aware that the easily mistakable "questionablecontent.com" is a porn site? (The first time I was referred to this webcomic [by my brother], I typed that in... Me = "What the hell???")
-Do you enjoy ice hockey?

By the way's you should come to the Bay Area. Hella, hella, hella nor cal. Have you ever been to San Francisco?

-I don't know.
-Hah.
-Not really.

Yes, I need to go to San Francisco someday.

Is 'hella' a common term on the east coast too?

Not really.

Dear Jephers,

I actually think you have a pretty nice butt, but I will never say that around Cristi because she would gore me.

Love,
Calenlass


PS-Please to unban Hat, as he actually does think you have a sweet candy ass and was just joking around.

That was only a 24-hour ban. For sassin'.

ps pony erections

Dear Jeph,
             
Which is better: Shampoo or Conditioner?

Conditioner is for girls.

Does Faye still have her silly Russian hat of yesteryear?

I assume so

My question is: How old is Faye, exactly?

Thirty-seven.

i was looking through the archive and stumbled accross this one,

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=762

Jeph, did you plan that sven and faye were gonna get together from a long time ago?

I do not give up my secrets

Jeph, you wouldn't, well, lie to us, wouldja?

BTW, Jeph, are Sven and Dora's powers kind of like those of the Wonder Twins? If they bump fists (heads, asses, whatever) and scream "Bianchi Siblings powers: Activate!" are all things sexual revealed to them?

Ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Also, gross.

Hi, Jeph,

Would you be willing to put the "transcribe this comic" link up again if enough people offered to step up and do some actual transcription?

How many people would be enough?

I've been seized by the urge to type in some dialog and make more of QC searchable.


Eventually. It's a huge pain in the ass to sort through all of them though.

Hey Jeph, you've mentioned you're a fan of Douglas Adams and I was wondering if the idea of "anthroPCs" was in any way inspired by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's Genuine People Personalities, i.e. Marvin.  Thanks, Jb

Not really.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rancidhooligan on 04 Mar 2008, 13:46
Thirty-seven.
In a row?

Jeph, you've sort of skewered the indie, emo and goth scene but not the punk scene.  I would think punk is ripe with comedic material, what gives?

Why is Faye a supporter of the Deutscher Fussball Bund?  (As seen in this comic. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665))  Or, if she's not a supporter, does she just think it's a cool football shirt?

Why do I care why a fictional character is wearing a German football shirt?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 04 Mar 2008, 14:41
1) Are the theories about Hanner's shirt (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) being incredibly advanced technology from her father's space station, and thus able to change its lettering from minute-to-minute true?

2) What do you use to draw with?  I've tried drawing on the computer, but I've only got a mouse, and, well, they're rather appalling when it comes to using them to actually draw something.

3) I know that your drawing style has improved over the last five years, and I also know that you constantly try to improve how your drawings look.  I was wondering how far from "perfection" are you?  I mean, how close are the characters to the people you envision in your head?  Or have the characters in your head changed to reflect your drawing style at all?

4) Referring to your answer to Is It Cold In Here's question about transcribing the comic, if I were to send you a large text-file, say, in a week or so, containing all of the speech of the characters with links to their respective comics and comic titles, would you reinstate the search function?

5) Did I creep you out in my email?  After rereading it a few times over the next bunch of days after I sent it, I came to the conclusion that I may have come off as a rather deranged internet lunatic.  I apologize if this is the case, as I can assure you that I am one of the saner breeds of deranged internet lunatics.  (For reference, it was called "I just pulled a QC marathon".)

6) What's up with Marten's mom's face?  I just noticed it on panel 4 on this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456), and I don't think it's ever been addressed before.

The following question is almost guaranteed to get people to start attacking me, but I don't care.  OCD ftw!
7) This is something that sort of bothers me.  Mondays' comic numbers end in a 5 or a 0, and Fridays' comics end in a 4 or a 9.  Could you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase do an extra comic so that Fridays' comics end in 5 or 0?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Obaten on 04 Mar 2008, 20:45
Dear Jeph, why are you so awesome?
thanks in advance.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 04 Mar 2008, 21:00
1) Are the theories about Hanner's shirt (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) being incredibly advanced technology from her father's space station, and thus able to change its lettering from minute-to-minute true?

2) What do you use to draw with?  I've tried drawing on the computer, but I've only got a mouse, and, well, they're rather appalling when it comes to using them to actually draw something.

3) I know that your drawing style has improved over the last five years, and I also know that you constantly try to improve how your drawings look.  I was wondering how far from "perfection" are you?  I mean, how close are the characters to the people you envision in your head?  Or have the characters in your head changed to reflect your drawing style at all?

4) Referring to your answer to Is It Cold In Here's question about transcribing the comic, if I were to send you a large text-file, say, in a week or so, containing all of the speech of the characters with links to their respective comics and comic titles, would you reinstate the search function?

5) Did I creep you out in my email?  After rereading it a few times over the next bunch of days after I sent it, I came to the conclusion that I may have come off as a rather deranged internet lunatic.  I apologize if this is the case, as I can assure you that I am one of the saner breeds of deranged internet lunatics.  (For reference, it was called "I just pulled a QC marathon".)

6) What's up with Marten's mom's face?  I just noticed it on panel 4 on this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456), and I don't think it's ever been addressed before.

The following question is almost guaranteed to get people to start attacking me, but I don't care.  OCD ftw!
7) This is something that sort of bothers me.  Mondays' comic numbers end in a 5 or a 0, and Fridays' comics end in a 4 or a 9.  Could you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase do an extra comic so that Fridays' comics end in 5 or 0?
You think a lot, man. It's okay, I do, too.  :lol:

He uses a Wacom tablet, not sure on the specific model or anything.

What do you mean, about Marten's mom's face? I think you're referring to wrinkles, or you might be talking about lighting.

While I understand the OCDness about the nunbers, it'll end up getting messed up again from Guest Strips, anyway.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 04 Mar 2008, 21:07
What do you mean, about Marten's mom's face? I think you're referring to wrinkles, or you might be talking about lighting.
They look more like badly removed whiskers to me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 04 Mar 2008, 21:11
What do you mean, about Marten's mom's face? I think you're referring to wrinkles, or you might be talking about lighting.
They look more like badly removed whiskers to me.
Wrinkles are kind of tough to do well, especially in the older style.

He's improved on it, such as on Dora's parents.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 04 Mar 2008, 21:12
Why do you hate musicals?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 04 Mar 2008, 21:13
Ah.  As for the fact that I think a lot, I originally had 2 questions in there, but I kept coming up with more.  I edited like four times to add more questions because I didn't want to quintuple post or something.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 04 Mar 2008, 21:20
Ah.  As for the fact that I think a lot, I originally had 2 questions in there, but I kept coming up with more.  I edited like four times to add more questions because I didn't want to quintuple post or something.
Makes sense.

I have a question: Is it difficult to write characters that think differently than you do? For example, assuming you are straight, how do you provide attractions for, say, Dora or Faye? Base their likes on women or gay men you know, or put yourself in the mindset of what would appeal to you if you were them? Same goes for music.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 05 Mar 2008, 04:51
Re: all the questions about searching the comic. QC is still on ohnorobot (http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.pl?comic=32) but only goes up to strip #818. There's a list of strips waiting to be transcribed here. (http://www.ohnorobot.com/helpout.pl?comic=32)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vegeto18 on 05 Mar 2008, 08:10
New user here and this will be my first post so you'll be my first. =P

anycase, will you do any reference to the recent death of Gary Gygax, one of the makers of D&D in QC? I could imagine Pintsize, Winslow, and Romba doing a LARP of D&D. lol
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 05 Mar 2008, 08:26
Jeph, you've sort of skewered the indie, emo and goth scene but not the punk scene.  I would think punk is ripe with comedic material, what gives?

Why is Faye a supporter of the Deutscher Fussball Bund?  (As seen in this comic. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665))  Or, if she's not a supporter, does she just think it's a cool football shirt?

Why do I care why a fictional character is wearing a German football shirt?

Mitch Clem does punk jokes way better than I ever could.

I like Germany, and I like watching the World Cup.

Dunno!

1) Are the theories about Hanner's shirt (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) being incredibly advanced technology from her father's space station, and thus able to change its lettering from minute-to-minute true?

2) What do you use to draw with?  I've tried drawing on the computer, but I've only got a mouse, and, well, they're rather appalling when it comes to using them to actually draw something.

3) I know that your drawing style has improved over the last five years, and I also know that you constantly try to improve how your drawings look.  I was wondering how far from "perfection" are you?  I mean, how close are the characters to the people you envision in your head?  Or have the characters in your head changed to reflect your drawing style at all?

4) Referring to your answer to Is It Cold In Here's question about transcribing the comic, if I were to send you a large text-file, say, in a week or so, containing all of the speech of the characters with links to their respective comics and comic titles, would you reinstate the search function?

5) Did I creep you out in my email?  After rereading it a few times over the next bunch of days after I sent it, I came to the conclusion that I may have come off as a rather deranged internet lunatic.  I apologize if this is the case, as I can assure you that I am one of the saner breeds of deranged internet lunatics.  (For reference, it was called "I just pulled a QC marathon".)

6) What's up with Marten's mom's face?  I just noticed it on panel 4 on this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456), and I don't think it's ever been addressed before.

The following question is almost guaranteed to get people to start attacking me, but I don't care.  OCD ftw!
7) This is something that sort of bothers me.  Mondays' comic numbers end in a 5 or a 0, and Fridays' comics end in a 4 or a 9.  Could you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase do an extra comic so that Fridays' comics end in 5 or 0?


1) Whatever works.
2) A Cintiq.
3) I hate my artwork, which is why I constantly try to make it suck less. That being said, Dora in panel 3 of today's comic is pretty close to how I imagine her. Hannelore never quite "clicked" for me until I gave her the current poofy, messy hairstyle. Marten needs another haircut.
4) Eventually.
5) Nah. I read everything I get, but I don't have time to respond to most of it. Emails are always appreciated.
6) Poorly-rendered wrinkles.
7) It'll change sooner or later if I take a day off or something.

Dear Jeph, why are you so awesome?
thanks in advance.

I am not really that awesome.

Why do you hate musicals?

Because they are bad

I have a question: Is it difficult to write characters that think differently than you do? For example, assuming you are straight, how do you provide attractions for, say, Dora or Faye? Base their likes on women or gay men you know, or put yourself in the mindset of what would appeal to you if you were them? Same goes for music.

It's debatable how "differently" any of my characters think from me. People who don't like my comic probably don't think I do a very good job at writing them! But I just do my best and try to make things realistic. Attraction is pretty universal, and as such not as difficult to write as other things. Music is easiest of all- I have pretty specific tastes but it is not hard to relate to someone who has different ones. My fiancee only listens to mainstream pop, classical music, and country.

anycase, will you do any reference to the recent death of Gary Gygax, one of the makers of D&D in QC? I could imagine Pintsize, Winslow, and Romba doing a LARP of D&D. lol

I'll probably throw something subtle in tonight's comic, unless I forget.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 05 Mar 2008, 09:32
Jeph, you've sort of skewered the indie, emo and goth scene but not the punk scene.  I would think punk is ripe with comedic material, what gives?

Why is Faye a supporter of the Deutscher Fussball Bund?  (As seen in this comic. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665))  Or, if she's not a supporter, does she just think it's a cool football shirt?

Why do I care why a fictional character is wearing a German football shirt?

Mitch Clem does punk jokes way better than I ever could.

I like Germany, and I like watching the World Cup.

Dunno!

1) Are the theories about Hanner's shirt (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) being incredibly advanced technology from her father's space station, and thus able to change its lettering from minute-to-minute true?

2) What do you use to draw with?  I've tried drawing on the computer, but I've only got a mouse, and, well, they're rather appalling when it comes to using them to actually draw something.

3) I know that your drawing style has improved over the last five years, and I also know that you constantly try to improve how your drawings look.  I was wondering how far from "perfection" are you?  I mean, how close are the characters to the people you envision in your head?  Or have the characters in your head changed to reflect your drawing style at all?

4) Referring to your answer to Is It Cold In Here's question about transcribing the comic, if I were to send you a large text-file, say, in a week or so, containing all of the speech of the characters with links to their respective comics and comic titles, would you reinstate the search function?

5) Did I creep you out in my email?  After rereading it a few times over the next bunch of days after I sent it, I came to the conclusion that I may have come off as a rather deranged internet lunatic.  I apologize if this is the case, as I can assure you that I am one of the saner breeds of deranged internet lunatics.  (For reference, it was called "I just pulled a QC marathon".)

6) What's up with Marten's mom's face?  I just noticed it on panel 4 on this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456), and I don't think it's ever been addressed before.

The following question is almost guaranteed to get people to start attacking me, but I don't care.  OCD ftw!
7) This is something that sort of bothers me.  Mondays' comic numbers end in a 5 or a 0, and Fridays' comics end in a 4 or a 9.  Could you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase do an extra comic so that Fridays' comics end in 5 or 0?


1) Whatever works.
2) A Cintiq.
3) I hate my artwork, which is why I constantly try to make it suck less. That being said, Dora in panel 3 of today's comic is pretty close to how I imagine her. Hannelore never quite "clicked" for me until I gave her the current poofy, messy hairstyle. Marten needs another haircut.
4) Eventually.
5) Nah. I read everything I get, but I don't have time to respond to most of it. Emails are always appreciated.
6) Poorly-rendered wrinkles.
7) It'll change sooner or later if I take a day off or something.

Dear Jeph, why are you so awesome?
thanks in advance.

I am not really that awesome.
Why do you hate musicals?

Because they are bad

That's not generalization...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 05 Mar 2008, 10:02
Jeph, you've sort of skewered the indie, emo and goth scene but not the punk scene.  I would think punk is ripe with comedic material, what gives?

Why is Faye a supporter of the Deutscher Fussball Bund?  (As seen in this comic. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665))  Or, if she's not a supporter, does she just think it's a cool football shirt?

Why do I care why a fictional character is wearing a German football shirt?

Mitch Clem does punk jokes way better than I ever could.

I like Germany, and I like watching the World Cup.

Dunno!

1) Are the theories about Hanner's shirt (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) being incredibly advanced technology from her father's space station, and thus able to change its lettering from minute-to-minute true?

2) What do you use to draw with?  I've tried drawing on the computer, but I've only got a mouse, and, well, they're rather appalling when it comes to using them to actually draw something.

3) I know that your drawing style has improved over the last five years, and I also know that you constantly try to improve how your drawings look.  I was wondering how far from "perfection" are you?  I mean, how close are the characters to the people you envision in your head?  Or have the characters in your head changed to reflect your drawing style at all?

4) Referring to your answer to Is It Cold In Here's question about transcribing the comic, if I were to send you a large text-file, say, in a week or so, containing all of the speech of the characters with links to their respective comics and comic titles, would you reinstate the search function?

5) Did I creep you out in my email?  After rereading it a few times over the next bunch of days after I sent it, I came to the conclusion that I may have come off as a rather deranged internet lunatic.  I apologize if this is the case, as I can assure you that I am one of the saner breeds of deranged internet lunatics.  (For reference, it was called "I just pulled a QC marathon".)

6) What's up with Marten's mom's face?  I just noticed it on panel 4 on this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456), and I don't think it's ever been addressed before.

The following question is almost guaranteed to get people to start attacking me, but I don't care.  OCD ftw!
7) This is something that sort of bothers me.  Mondays' comic numbers end in a 5 or a 0, and Fridays' comics end in a 4 or a 9.  Could you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase do an extra comic so that Fridays' comics end in 5 or 0?


1) Whatever works.
2) A Cintiq.
3) I hate my artwork, which is why I constantly try to make it suck less. That being said, Dora in panel 3 of today's comic is pretty close to how I imagine her. Hannelore never quite "clicked" for me until I gave her the current poofy, messy hairstyle. Marten needs another haircut.
4) Eventually.
5) Nah. I read everything I get, but I don't have time to respond to most of it. Emails are always appreciated.
6) Poorly-rendered wrinkles.
7) It'll change sooner or later if I take a day off or something.

Dear Jeph, why are you so awesome?
thanks in advance.

I am not really that awesome.
Why do you hate musicals?

Because they are bad

That's not generalization...
Well, you DID ask for his opinion why he doesn't like him.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 05 Mar 2008, 10:03
Jeph, you've sort of skewered the indie, emo and goth scene but not the punk scene.  I would think punk is ripe with comedic material, what gives?

Why is Faye a supporter of the Deutscher Fussball Bund?  (As seen in this comic. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665))  Or, if she's not a supporter, does she just think it's a cool football shirt?

Why do I care why a fictional character is wearing a German football shirt?

Mitch Clem does punk jokes way better than I ever could.

I like Germany, and I like watching the World Cup.

Dunno!

1) Are the theories about Hanner's shirt (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) being incredibly advanced technology from her father's space station, and thus able to change its lettering from minute-to-minute true?

2) What do you use to draw with?  I've tried drawing on the computer, but I've only got a mouse, and, well, they're rather appalling when it comes to using them to actually draw something.

3) I know that your drawing style has improved over the last five years, and I also know that you constantly try to improve how your drawings look.  I was wondering how far from "perfection" are you?  I mean, how close are the characters to the people you envision in your head?  Or have the characters in your head changed to reflect your drawing style at all?

4) Referring to your answer to Is It Cold In Here's question about transcribing the comic, if I were to send you a large text-file, say, in a week or so, containing all of the speech of the characters with links to their respective comics and comic titles, would you reinstate the search function?

5) Did I creep you out in my email?  After rereading it a few times over the next bunch of days after I sent it, I came to the conclusion that I may have come off as a rather deranged internet lunatic.  I apologize if this is the case, as I can assure you that I am one of the saner breeds of deranged internet lunatics.  (For reference, it was called "I just pulled a QC marathon".)

6) What's up with Marten's mom's face?  I just noticed it on panel 4 on this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456), and I don't think it's ever been addressed before.

The following question is almost guaranteed to get people to start attacking me, but I don't care.  OCD ftw!
7) This is something that sort of bothers me.  Mondays' comic numbers end in a 5 or a 0, and Fridays' comics end in a 4 or a 9.  Could you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase do an extra comic so that Fridays' comics end in 5 or 0?


1) Whatever works.
2) A Cintiq.
3) I hate my artwork, which is why I constantly try to make it suck less. That being said, Dora in panel 3 of today's comic is pretty close to how I imagine her. Hannelore never quite "clicked" for me until I gave her the current poofy, messy hairstyle. Marten needs another haircut.
4) Eventually.
5) Nah. I read everything I get, but I don't have time to respond to most of it. Emails are always appreciated.
6) Poorly-rendered wrinkles.
7) It'll change sooner or later if I take a day off or something.

Dear Jeph, why are you so awesome?
thanks in advance.

I am not really that awesome.
Why do you hate musicals?

Because they are bad

That's not generalization...
Well, you DID ask for his opinion why he doesn't like him.
QUOTE TREE/TUNNEL/CTHULHU OF HORROR. AGH.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rancidhooligan on 05 Mar 2008, 14:35
Why do you hate musicals?

Because they are bad

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  I have created a Musicals Suck (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19387.0.html) thread so that I don't hijack this one too much.

Ha!  Got damn that's funny.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 05 Mar 2008, 14:46
Where did you get your damn that's funny?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 05 Mar 2008, 15:07
Re: all the questions about searching the comic. QC is still on ohnorobot (http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.pl?comic=32) but only goes up to strip #818. There's a list of strips waiting to be transcribed here. (http://www.ohnorobot.com/helpout.pl?comic=32)
Awesome.  I should be done with the list (yes, I know it keeps refilling itself) in the next day or so.  Thanks for the link!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rancidhooligan on 05 Mar 2008, 15:12
Where did you get your damn that's funny?

At the lame joke store, it was on blue light special right next to your post, apparently.

(Damn, I'm feeling sassy this evening.  I believe I could kick the ass of a rhinoceros if it looked at me wrong.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 05 Mar 2008, 16:26
Your avatar speaks wonders for your mood.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rancidhooligan on 05 Mar 2008, 16:57
Joe, if only that were true.  I'm stuck at work and thus, I am sober.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 05 Mar 2008, 20:20
I'm not!  Ha ha!  Um... you're... fat?

I'm off my game tonight. 

But my cats are adorable and they love string, so ha!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Mar 2008, 18:22
What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pengraffe on 09 Mar 2008, 18:47
Jeph forgot that I also listen to bluegrass and the occasional singer/songwriter album. Just for complete clarity. :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 09 Mar 2008, 20:17
What is the meaning of life?
42, duh :roll:

Jeph, there was one comic where Marty and Hanners where at the music store, and in the newspost, you said you were disappointed that one of the speech bubbles covered up part of the background that you were particularly proud of.  Could you by any chance post a copy of the background without any of the speech bubbles?  Thanks.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 09 Mar 2008, 20:21
If he really likes it that much, he'll probably use it again.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 10 Mar 2008, 04:36

Quote from: Vankaar Raeth on January 10, 2008, 09:20:19 PM
I've the entire current QC comic collection 3 times over.

Is this normal?


Verb?

Redrawn? Made posters of? Recreated in icing? Acted out?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 10 Mar 2008, 06:21
Masturbated to.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Boom on 10 Mar 2008, 15:44
If this has been ask before, please forgive, I just got done spending all weekend reading every QC comic and my eyes are bleeding to much to read all the post above (I've done my best)

Are you a gamer?
Console or PC?
Super Smash Brothers Brawl, best online muliplayer game ever?


regards
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 10 Mar 2008, 17:40
So is this "Oh God The Pain" thing going to go on for a while?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Alphalpha on 11 Mar 2008, 05:11
Who's thin?
I have a friend who is as thin as Dora, no one can call Faye thin, and Marten seems to have beefed up a lot recently. I can't see any unrealistically malnourished people in the comic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vanguard on 11 Mar 2008, 06:24
Good to know Jeph doesn't take forum posts in account when drawing comics.

Very good to know.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JoeMoron2000 on 11 Mar 2008, 06:36
Jeph, was this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) comic your "The cake is a lie" reference?  If not, would you ever consider using that line in one of your comics?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DarcOfTheShadows on 11 Mar 2008, 08:13
So, Jeph. I've been wondering... exactly how old are all the characters, anyway?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 11 Mar 2008, 12:57
So, Jeph. I've been wondering... exactly how old are all the characters, anyway?
Lemme think...

Hannelore is 22, Dora is 26, I think, if I remember correctly. Sven would be 27 then, since it said he was a year older.

Faye and Marten would be somewhere in the middle, then, I believe, given jokes Faye had made about Dora being "the older woman".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Quendus on 13 Mar 2008, 09:13
Unless you mean the illustrated version with pixxx every 20 pages, the Silmarillion is not a heavy book. What's up with the name-dropping?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 13 Mar 2008, 11:43
Unless you mean the illustrated version with pixxx every 20 pages, the Silmarillion is not a heavy book. What's up with the name-dropping?
You could probably give a concussion with any decent sized hard back, though, if you throw it hard enough.

The way I pictured the scene, with my wild imagination, involved him falling off of one of those library ladders.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vegeto18 on 13 Mar 2008, 12:49
this may have been answered a while ago but i am not sure. what is meena's and amir's heritage? I think they are both of Asian Indian descent. 'Meena' definetly is an indian name (partially cuz i've met a couple indians with that name and a couple distant cousins with that name so it is a shot in the dark to ask).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 13 Mar 2008, 19:57
this may have been answered a while ago but i am not sure. what is meena's and amir's heritage? I think they are both of Asian Indian descent. 'Meena' definetly is an indian name (partially cuz i've met a couple indians with that name and a couple distant cousins with that name so it is a shot in the dark to ask).
I'm pretty sure Jeph said she was Indian when asked before, though as she said, she's third generation American, so it's of Indian heritage, rather than nationality.

With Amir, it's Arabic, so I'd assume he probably is, too.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Der Metzgermeister on 13 Mar 2008, 23:55
Whatever happened to the chick working at COD at the beginning of the comic? Did she quit or get fired or what?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jeff7 on 14 Mar 2008, 00:05
Girl from the beginning = Sara. The cast page (http://www.questionablecontent.net/cast.php) says that she was eaten by an allosaurus, perhaps.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vegeto18 on 14 Mar 2008, 08:01
acutally no. if i remember correctly jeph did say that Sara still does work at the COD but he is bored with drawing her or her concept hence why we never see her. despite that being true, it would be neat if she made a cameo appearance.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 15 Mar 2008, 20:28
Jeph: Have you ever thought to list the next few conventions you'll be attending on the site?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 16 Mar 2008, 01:57
acutally no. if i remember correctly jeph did say that Sara still does work at the COD but he is bored with drawing her or her concept hence why we never see her. despite that being true, it would be neat if she made a cameo appearance.
That was a while back, though. She's been pretty much all out retconned since then, since Dora and others hired Penelope without so much as mentioning her. She's pretty much been Chuck Cunninghammed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: miss direction on 16 Mar 2008, 10:37
Hello Jeph
I have truly enjoyed your comic.  To me it is a whole package.  Lovable characters, good writing, attractive artwork.  A few questions.  In comic 1064 Ravens Canadian boyfriend has a sticker with a single star and stripes on his guitar.  Was this meant to a U.S.A. Flag, or does it represent something else?  Why wouldn't it be a Canada flag sticker?  Most Canadians that I have met are proud to be Canadian.  Thank you for taking the time to answer this post. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheTeatowel on 16 Mar 2008, 13:14
Would you consider making Hanners's shirt "noooooooooooo" one to sell in the store?

I think there would be demand  :-)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 17 Mar 2008, 00:15
Hello Jeph
I have truly enjoyed your comic.  To me it is a whole package.  Lovable characters, good writing, attractive artwork.  A few questions.  In comic 1064 Ravens Canadian boyfriend has a sticker with a single star and stripes on his guitar.  Was this meant to a U.S.A. Flag, or does it represent something else?  Why wouldn't it be a Canada flag sticker?  Most Canadians that I have met are proud to be Canadian.  Thank you for taking the time to answer this post. 
He could just like the way our flag looks, I guess, if that is it(I'm not looking at the strip, so I'm going by what you said). I have put the Union Jack on things before simply because I find it aesthetically pleasing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 Mar 2008, 08:20
It's jeph's stated love the ACW coming out - that is the Stars and Bars, the official flag of the CSA
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Econoline on 17 Mar 2008, 09:54
Looks a little like the flag of Puerto Rico?
(http://re3.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/25/m8/4143790610)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 17 Mar 2008, 10:02
What is the meaning of life?

There is none.

Jeph, there was one comic where Marty and Hanners where at the music store, and in the newspost, you said you were disappointed that one of the speech bubbles covered up part of the background that you were particularly proud of.  Could you by any chance post a copy of the background without any of the speech bubbles?  Thanks.

Nah. It probably wasn't that good.

Are you a gamer?
Console or PC?
Super Smash Brothers Brawl, best online muliplayer game ever?

I guess.
Console, lately.
It's pretty good.

So is this "Oh God The Pain" thing going to go on for a while?

Dunno.

Jeph, was this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1087) comic your "The cake is a lie" reference?  If not, would you ever consider using that line in one of your comics?

Nope.

this may have been answered a while ago but i am not sure. what is meena's and amir's heritage? I think they are both of Asian Indian descent. 'Meena' definetly is an indian name (partially cuz i've met a couple indians with that name and a couple distant cousins with that name so it is a shot in the dark to ask).

Meena's Indian, Amir's Pakistani.

Jeph: Have you ever thought to list the next few conventions you'll be attending on the site?

Yes.

Was this meant to a U.S.A. Flag, or does it represent something else?  Why wouldn't it be a Canada flag sticker?  Most Canadians that I have met are proud to be Canadian.  Thank you for taking the time to answer this post. 

It's just a sticker.

Would you consider making Hanners's shirt "noooooooooooo" one to sell in the store?

noooooooooo
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jhall314 on 19 Mar 2008, 10:36
I was wondering how to get in touch with the people at questionable content in regards to an order I placed on 2/6/08 and have not received. I have already emailed [email protected] twice and have not received a response from them. Does anyone have any better ideas of how to get in touch?
Thank you for all your help.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 19 Mar 2008, 11:26
*cough* (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18905.0.html)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kasuturo on 19 Mar 2008, 20:53
Hi! I'm a newcomer on this board, but I've read QC like for three months :D

I have a question: Why does Hannelore have multiple earrings if she's all afraid of germs and stuff?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 19 Mar 2008, 21:26
I take it Steve is a fan of Frasier?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 19 Mar 2008, 22:16
Hi! I'm a newcomer on this board, but I've read QC like for three months :D

I have a question: Why does Hannelore have multiple earrings if she's all afraid of germs and stuff?


http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=669 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=669)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 20 Mar 2008, 03:08
Hi! I'm a newcomer on this board, but I've read QC like for three months
I have a question: Why does Hannelore have multiple earrings if she's all afraid of germs and stuff?

She challenges herself to do things she's not comfortable with. But she probably bugged the piercing guy about disinfecting everything twice.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: doombilly on 20 Mar 2008, 06:02
What's it like being an actual evil lizard man that lives deep within the earth? (http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080318.html)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 20 Mar 2008, 08:53
It's not bad, but jeph hasn't been to any of the meetings lately, something about writing a bitchin' arc, or Cristi wanting him to stay home, I can't remember.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Mar 2008, 12:21
What is the name of Hannelore's Roomba?

What is the name of your Roomba?

What is the name of Faye's stuffed giraffe from strip 464?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sean on 23 Mar 2008, 07:09
this thread has cooties lol

dongs dongs dongs
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 25 Mar 2008, 20:08
Hey Jeph,

Monday's XKCD seems to serve as Randall Munroe's reminder to the ladies of the web that, yes, he does do oral. How is your sex life? How often are you tied down, BTW?

Hugs and kisses,
Ozy
Title: Sakura Con
Post by: Radien on 26 Mar 2008, 02:04
Hey Jeph, are you going to Sakura Con this weekend?

I missed you at last year's Sakura Con and was hoping I could catch you at your booth this time. (not too hopeful since there doesn't seem to be any mention of it on the main site...)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: teh pwn queen on 26 Mar 2008, 10:36
Salutations! (Yeah, I know, but 'hey jeph' was getting old, and it seemed rude to just start with the question... but I digress....)

Was this strip (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1105) influenced by this (http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/29)?

He seems to think so (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13677355&blogID=370729478&Mytoken=0DBC800E-BE85-4F24-BED9614EC0B1969F59090123)

Were you aware of this?  I, for one, would like to see that contest.



Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: whitman on 26 Mar 2008, 17:37
sorry if this has been asked before, but when are you and Cristy scheduled to get married?  And congrats dude!!


I feel kinda awkward stalker-ish for asking the question, so I guess you don't have to answer it if you don't want to.


P.S. I also saw a comic where you met the president/manager/CEO/whatever of Valve Software.  Is that true, and is he a fan of the series?  Because if he is, he is even more of a hero than I originally thought.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Amadeus on 26 Mar 2008, 23:03
Salutations! (Yeah, I know, but 'hey jeph' was getting old, and it seemed rude to just start with the question... but I digress....)

Was this strip (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1105) influenced by this (http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/29)?

He seems to think so (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13677355&blogID=370729478&Mytoken=0DBC800E-BE85-4F24-BED9614EC0B1969F59090123)

Were you aware of this?  I, for one, would like to see that contest.




I'm sure the guy's kidding. Besides, McNinja had a villain who had a bad neckbeard that was actually part of the plot.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: teh pwn queen on 27 Mar 2008, 12:08
Salutations! (Yeah, I know, but 'hey jeph' was getting old, and it seemed rude to just start with the question... but I digress....)

Was this strip (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1105) influenced by this (http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/29)?

He seems to think so (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13677355&blogID=370729478&Mytoken=0DBC800E-BE85-4F24-BED9614EC0B1969F59090123)

Were you aware of this?  I, for one, would like to see that contest.




I'm sure the guy's kidding. Besides, McNinja had a villain who had a bad neckbeard that was actually part of the plot.


THE QUESTION WAS FOR JEPH!!!!!
...

Haha, just fucking with ya!  That is true... that was hilarious, the neckbeard just couldn't defeat the power of the mustache!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: intelmole on 27 Mar 2008, 17:30
Two questions in as many months, and oddly on topic thanks to the McNinja ramblings.

What's it like to have your name on a book's thank you list?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: star.torturer on 28 Mar 2008, 04:16
I duno if its been asked before, it probably has, but what chances are there for cameo roles?.... just the apearence of someones name/uesrname/avatar on a random comic at a random moment would be a really unusual addition to an already AMAZING comic...

I also thought that the cameo role could be a prize for a competition or something...


I now question what its like for someone to be constantly pined at for producing such great comics, do you have an answer for that? LOL

Joe
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C-Rex on 28 Mar 2008, 14:16
Hey Jeph, I was re-reading and noticed in comic 70 that the newspost has a problem with one of the underline tags. Specifically, the closing tag for the underline of "Ring" closes an Italic command, not underline. This causes all text after "Ring" to be underlined.
Just thought that you would like to know.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Radien on 30 Mar 2008, 22:10
Well, looks like Jeph didn't drop by Sakura Con this year. Of course, I know it always depends partially on what kind of invitation the convention offers, and that often happens behind the scenes.

Hope to see you at a Northwest anime con in the future, Jeph. (Yeah, I know you're not an anime artist, but we love you nonetheless ;) )
Title: if you don't get the reference...
Post by: Gdog4evr on 31 Mar 2008, 10:50
Dear Jeff,
How do you draw with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Gdog, MN
Title: Re: if you don't get the reference...
Post by: Glorfindel on 03 Apr 2008, 01:06
Dear Jeff,
How do you draw with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Gdog, MN

QFT.

Dearest Jeph,

Would it be a breach of copyright if you made some Dune shirts? 'Cause we all know that'd be win, really.
Title: Re: if you don't get the reference...
Post by: Spluff on 03 Apr 2008, 05:19
Dear Jeff,
How do you draw with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Gdog, MN

Fuckin' LOL!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAHappyBunny on 03 Apr 2008, 14:59
Do you enjoy writing the comic? Does it feel more like work or a hobby?
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chASS on 03 Apr 2008, 19:09
Will you be my friend?

Have you ever met John Campbell?
Title: TEH
Post by: rubberband on 04 Apr 2008, 07:50
TEH: significance?

Is it a cultural reference? An obscure band name of some sort? Simply the uber-power term of 1337-ers everywhere? Or does it have a deeper meaning, at the heart of which lies the very essence of Martin's being?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C-Rex on 04 Apr 2008, 10:24
It's a common typo, writing "teh" instead of "the".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Apr 2008, 10:33
But it has specific overtones in 1337; and I presume that was the intention of the T-shirt.

Paul
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: catgal2005 on 05 Apr 2008, 07:36
Sorry if anyone already asked this (I was too lazy to read 21 pages worth of posts)...but, anyway, I go to Mount Holyoke and I noticed that in the comic the library is called Williston, however that is the name of our library, not Smith's. Did you do that on purpose?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Apr 2008, 14:09
Will Faye's father's suicide ever be explained, or is it like one in real life where there's never any answer?

I had a close relative commit suicide without the usual warning signs and even if there had been a note it wouldn't have been an explanation.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 06 Apr 2008, 16:58
Dude, that'd be a spoiler. Jeph's said he won't give away spoilers.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 07 Apr 2008, 16:16
It's a common typo, writing "teh" instead of "the".

Odd. I've never done that one. I always do this: THe.

Sorry about your sleep schedule, Jeph. I know it's a pain if you actually plan to interact with other humans.

I wonder if you've the same sleep problems I do: namely, I'll get engrossed in something and forget the time till it's four or five in the morning. The problem with that is I'm very easily engrossed. I've found over the years that the only way I actually sleep at  night is if,  within five minutes after I yawn, I am in bed. Downsides: no tooth brushin', bathin', snackin', sex, meds, no nothing, or it's awake time, babee. Also, this usually happens at about ten p.m. The yawning, I mean. :-D

All in all, I do much better at sleeping during the day. Unless, of course, I actually want to. THen I might was well have drunk my weight in caffeine. :-o Yes, I think my eyes actually start bulging like this emoticon's at such times.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 07 Apr 2008, 18:15
Raoulle, youre blogging.

But in a good way. It's actually pretty interesting! A nice diversion from the book I'm supposed to read for school. Let me tell you all about it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 07 Apr 2008, 18:48
Ack! So I am. Odd. I've never blogged before. I always just blab inanely.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: UFOs8MyCat on 08 Apr 2008, 23:56
Hey Jeph... I noticed you frequently newspost about screwing up your sleeping schedule.  I haven't taken the time to read through this thread as it's very long (I hope this can be forgiven) so I don't know if anyone else has offered suggestions or advice.  I'd always had the same problems... goes waaaay back to middle school at least.  I just don't get tired when I should.  Even if I've been up since 6am.  Turns out I have Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder.  Biological clock works, it's just a number of hours off.  This was a recent discovery and I talked to my friend who is a PhD in neuroscience... as a first attempt at rectifying this, he suggested taking melatonin in the evenings.  It's available OTC as a supplement.  The problem with DSPD is that you don't get the surge of melatonin in the evening like "normal" people get... which is triggered by nighttime and thus, makes you sleepy.  You get it way later.  I've only had to take the melatonin twice and I've been on a fairly normal sleep schedule for the last two weeks or so (Bed no later than 1am... which is a considerable improvement for me).

Of course, you could be like I was and really don't give two shits about what you should do to try to fix the problem.  You've been living with it just fine.  But it was starting to affect my job and I was consistently oversleeping... something had to be done, so I finally started taking my friend's advice.  So I'm just offering this up to you just in case you DO want to try to get back on track.  Melatonin supplements.  They're cheap (less than $5).  Take it in the evening and you'll be out like a light.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Crimison on 09 Apr 2008, 00:18
Well its been pretty entertaining reading 20+ pages of thread, nevertheless hopefully I wont be repeating questions.
I've really being enjoying QC, it has a rare down-to-earth flavor, like the smell of good coffee.

1. How does your family/people you meet react to your job as a webcomic? Or do you just explain that your an artist?

2. Since you said that you went to college for music, how did you progress to webcomic-ing as a job?
(Boredom, popularity, oh I can make money doing this whoo!)

3. What do like talking about? I don't mean on the internet due to the complexities of communication in person, but like your favorite bands or zombie preparation, or ..?

4. How often do you mentally break the 4th wall, like look at a new album and think "Damn Dora would totally love this." or see a poor awkward indie boy and think "MARTEN".

5. Do you have any pets?

(Oh, and I've heard good things about melatonin supplements but I've also heard that it can give pretty bad nightmares too.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 09 Apr 2008, 03:59
Crimison's post reminded me of a question I have had.

If I were to mail you a boy who looks exactly like Marten, would you refund the postage?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrSteevo on 09 Apr 2008, 06:46
Jeph,

If I kill you, do I become you?

~Sincerely
Steevo.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 09 Apr 2008, 15:27
Guys, what the fuck? Quit being creepy.

Specifically MrSteevo.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jcvciii on 09 Apr 2008, 19:45
I don't know if this question has been asked or not before, any chance of a QC RSS feed for updates?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jeff7 on 09 Apr 2008, 19:48
No, no chance at all. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/QCRSS.xml)
(Though I don't know why it is so out of date.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jcvciii on 09 Apr 2008, 19:49
I feel like an an idiot because I was just coming back to say I found it right after I posted. I guess that's just how it goes though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrSteevo on 09 Apr 2008, 21:32
Guys, what the fuck? Quit being creepy.

Specifically MrSteevo.

Well I heard it happened with Micheal Jackson, so maybe it would happen with Jeph, or not, either way we'll know.

New Question though:

When are you going to patch up those holes in the 4th wall? Some Characters seem to be getting out.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 10 Apr 2008, 03:58
I just did.  The Hannelore, Penelope, Faye, Dora and Marten accounts have all been banned.

I didn't IP-ban them, I just placed a ban on the names.  The people behind the accounts should still be able to log in with their normal accounts.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 10 Apr 2008, 04:32
Shame, I was enjoying the fourth-wall breach. Was it offically sanctioned? I remember Jeph saying he hated comics breaking the fourth wall.

Did you nuke the "questions to characters" thread?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 10 Apr 2008, 04:53
I wasn't, it wasn't, he does and I did.

We had something like that a while back, but it was a one-off thing in reply to some creepy dude writing a love-poem to Dora.  Jeph was involved in that one and it was basically just a creative way to call the dude creepy and lock the thread.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 10 Apr 2008, 05:06
Oh, well. Were they all unrelated, or was it a few people co-ordinating their stories?

And the "things to say after sex" is locked now. Bummer. I admire your playing the forum like that:

"I basically moved it into here so a bunch of you could say how bad an idea it was and I could lock it."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 10 Apr 2008, 05:40
One person was posting as a bunch of people, but a couple of others were flying solo.

And that was a half-joke.  That thread didn't belong in the general forum, but I pretty much knew that the "I Like Fish" folks wouldn't like it either.  I was already planning on locking it, but it just didn't feel right to leave it where it didn't belong.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nightwing2024 on 10 Apr 2008, 05:42
*sigh* If you must know, we were happenstance encounters that decided to coordinate. I really can't grasp the big deal. All of us were different people, btw.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JorickHorn on 10 Apr 2008, 08:00
Ditto. This is Hanners. Shame, really, I was enjoying playing the OCD. est, couldn't you at least have left the posts up?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 10 Apr 2008, 13:38
Are you going to Lollapalooza?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 10 Apr 2008, 13:42
The truth comes out, you lying dogs! Well, it was fun. JorickHorn, you were doing pretty well, I thought. (And Marten and Penelope. It started to go too far after that, but I still enjoyed it.) But The Artist frowns on these things, and when he frowns, the forums tremble.

I mean, this whole thing only exists on his sufferance. So, how did a bunch of comics roleplayers happen to come together?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 10 Apr 2008, 17:01
Doug, this is the "Ask Jeph" thread, not the "ask a bunch of people who were RPing Jeph's characters" thread.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Apr 2008, 06:34
Salutations! (Yeah, I know, but 'hey jeph' was getting old, and it seemed rude to just start with the question... but I digress....)

Was this strip (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1105) influenced by this (http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/29)?

Maybe! Mitch's stuff is pretty consistently great. I pull inspiration from all over.

sorry if this has been asked before, but when are you and Cristy scheduled to get married?  And congrats dude!!

We're considering going to Vegas in October to get married during the World Bull-Riding Finals.

I am not joking.

And yeah I met Gabe Newell, he is a really nice guy! I fanboyed.

I duno if its been asked before, it probably has, but what chances are there for cameo roles?.... just the apearence of someones name/uesrname/avatar on a random comic at a random moment would be a really unusual addition to an already AMAZING comic...

Almost zero percent.

Well, looks like Jeph didn't drop by Sakura Con this year. Of course, I know it always depends partially on what kind of invitation the convention offers, and that often happens behind the scenes.

Hope to see you at a Northwest anime con in the future, Jeph. (Yeah, I know you're not an anime artist, but we love you nonetheless ;) )

We're doing something out there this May...I can't remember the name ATM but keep your eyes peeled.

Dear Jeff,
How do you draw with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Gdog, MN

baleeted.

QFT.

Dearest Jeph,

Would it be a breach of copyright if you made some Dune shirts? 'Cause we all know that'd be win, really.

Yes, but I might do it someday anyhow. Lord knows it'd be less of a crime than the Brian Herbert novels.

Do you enjoy writing the comic? Does it feel more like work or a hobby?

If I didn't enjoy it I wouldn't do it. It feels like work, but fun work.

Will you be my friend?

Have you ever met John Campbell?

Doubtful. I am shy.

Maybe? I know a lot of Johns.

Sorry if anyone already asked this (I was too lazy to read 21 pages worth of posts)...but, anyway, I go to Mount Holyoke and I noticed that in the comic the library is called Williston, however that is the name of our library, not Smith's. Did you do that on purpose?

Nah, it's just a wealthy-family name from hereabouts so I figured it'd be appropriate. It was either Williston or Skinner.

Will Faye's father's suicide ever be explained, or is it like one in real life where there's never any answer?

I had a close relative commit suicide without the usual warning signs and even if there had been a note it wouldn't have been an explanation.

no spoilers

I wonder if you've the same sleep problems I do

No I just have a horrible schedule.

Well its been pretty entertaining reading 20+ pages of thread, nevertheless hopefully I wont be repeating questions.
I've really being enjoying QC, it has a rare down-to-earth flavor, like the smell of good coffee.

1. How does your family/people you meet react to your job as a webcomic? Or do you just explain that your an artist?

2. Since you said that you went to college for music, how did you progress to webcomic-ing as a job?
(Boredom, popularity, oh I can make money doing this whoo!)

3. What do like talking about? I don't mean on the internet due to the complexities of communication in person, but like your favorite bands or zombie preparation, or ..?

4. How often do you mentally break the 4th wall, like look at a new album and think "Damn Dora would totally love this." or see a poor awkward indie boy and think "MARTEN".

5. Do you have any pets?

(Oh, and I've heard good things about melatonin supplements but I've also heard that it can give pretty bad nightmares too.)

1. They didn't take it seriously until they saw my first tax return (my dad is an accountant).

2. Boredom.

3. I mostly talk about webcomics and video games because all my friends are nerds and/or webcomics artists.

4. Never.

5. Three bunnies.

Crimison's post reminded me of a question I have had.

If I were to mail you a boy who looks exactly like Marten, would you refund the postage?

Please do not send me your dead bodies

Jeph,

If I kill you, do I become you?

~Sincerely
Steevo.

You would not be able to kill me. I would win.

Shame, I was enjoying the fourth-wall breach. Was it offically sanctioned? I remember Jeph saying he hated comics breaking the fourth wall.

Did you nuke the "questions to characters" thread?


I haven't been on the forums in like a week or something. Breaking the fourth wall is retarded.

Are you going to Lollapalooza?

No I prefer to enjoy being alive
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JorickHorn on 11 Apr 2008, 09:34
Doug, this is the "Ask Jeph" thread, not the "ask a bunch of people who were RPing Jeph's characters" thread.

Which, incidentally, is a thread I'd rather have locked than deleted, as it was.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 11 Apr 2008, 20:35
Will you be at Comicon International in San Diego?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rusty on 11 Apr 2008, 20:37
will you be taking a short break after you get married?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Just One More... on 11 Apr 2008, 22:15
Will you be at Comicon International in San Diego?

That would give me an additional reason to go to ComiCon this year.

Also, Jeph: Supposing a killer squid went rampant in the apartment complex Faye and Marten and Hanners live in, would Pintsize be to blame or would it just be another wacky incident that cannot be explained but easily solved by everybody moving in with Sven and potentially partaking in a giant QC orgy where in stead of sex it'd be coffee and playing uno?

Just... Just wondering...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JorickHorn on 11 Apr 2008, 22:18
So was the little Marten doll Hanners made actually a voodoo doll, or what?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 12 Apr 2008, 23:53
Will you be at Comicon International in San Diego?

Yes. And I'm probably taking next year off so if you wanna buy shit from me this is the year.

will you be taking a short break after you get married?

Possible but unlikely.

Supposing a killer squid went rampant in the apartment complex Faye and Marten and Hanners live in, would Pintsize be to blame or would it just be another wacky incident that cannot be explained but easily solved by everybody moving in with Sven and potentially partaking in a giant QC orgy where in stead of sex it'd be coffee and playing uno?

Just... Just wondering...

This is terrible. Do not be terrible.

So was the little Marten doll Hanners made actually a voodoo doll, or what?

whaaaaaaaaaat
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JorickHorn on 13 Apr 2008, 00:02
So was the little Marten doll Hanners made actually a voodoo doll, or what?

whaaaaaaaaaat

Well, considering it is an alternate universe, an actual voodoo doll doesn't seem that far-fetched, if you ask me.
Whatever, you're the artist.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Nasgarath on 13 Apr 2008, 14:40

So was the little Marten doll Hanners made actually a voodoo doll, or what?

whaaaaaaaaaat

I think he's refering to this strip.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=546

If it helps.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Just One More... on 13 Apr 2008, 14:57
What happened to the music blog that Marten made?

(whoah a non-terrible question this time. who woulda thunk it?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: catgal2005 on 13 Apr 2008, 17:27
Ah, I see. Skinner is the name of an academic building here at MHC, too. And the name of the green.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evander on 14 Apr 2008, 08:54
I know it's early to be asking, and all, but are you planning on goign to SPX this year?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kkrrissttinnaa on 14 Apr 2008, 11:48
Jeph are you going to NY ComicCon?  You totally should.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 14 Apr 2008, 13:46
Well, considering it is an alternate universe, an actual voodoo doll doesn't seem that far-fetched, if you ask me.
Whatever, you're the artist.

Whatever, you're the artist.

New peoples, when asking a question, keep these six words in mind:

This man is doing it right.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Alphalpha on 15 Apr 2008, 01:42
He's not just the artist - he's also the writer :D

Jeph, what are your opinions on Feist? I've been hearing split opinions about her for a while and I wanted an opinion from someone who knows his music.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: dancewith on 16 Apr 2008, 16:56
So Jeph, It's safe to say I am a fan. I've read all of the comic thus far, I am in love with the characters and if I had any money right now my ass would be all over the merchandising section! I suppose what I want to ask you is something quite personal so ofcourse dont answer if you dont want to (well I cant force you, =|) But I am quite a mature girlie, 19, but I have the head of a 40-year-old, perhaps older, I just cant help being mature and well realistic in life! I wanted to know in your opinion how much logic and maturity really matters when it comes to picking a girlfriend and also where would you place Faye on the maturity scale.. (she's my fav character, sorry I dont care how offended Raven would be, Faye kicks everyone elses ass in greatnessness!) Faye is quite a closed person, but do her emotional and mental maturity come to the same level? *silently jumps up and down at the glee of her first post*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kasuturo on 16 Apr 2008, 20:43
Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?
3.- When will we have some Faye fanservice!?

Two questions regarding the comic:

1.- Are you accepting guest strips?
2.- What would someone need to have a guest strip featured?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Oscar on 16 Apr 2008, 20:45
Greetings to all QC fans, and obviously Jeph.

I just wish to make an observation about the 'cast' section in the QC website,
I think it is somewhat out of date or incomplete, since you have not added Steve's
new girlfriend, the 'morgue girl'. Also, on Dora's info it does not say that she is
Marten's girlfriend. Just small comments.

I would very much like to know what character class you played in highschool?
since I am certain that you were a D&D guy, probably still are. I prefer human
clerics of Pelor, though I've used Wizards and Wizard/Cleric combos as well.

Best regards.
Oscar
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: reserve on 17 Apr 2008, 19:07
Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?


I'm sorry, but is there a reason Faye should be thinner? She looks perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned...or do you find her CARTOON BODY offensive? I hate to say it, but I cannot believe that you're trying to enforce traditional female body stereotypes on WEBCOMIC CHARACTERS. Ew, grossed out much?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kasuturo on 17 Apr 2008, 20:01
Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?


I'm sorry, but is there a reason Faye should be thinner? She looks perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned...or do you find her CARTOON BODY offensive? I hate to say it, but I cannot believe that you're trying to enforce traditional female body stereotypes on WEBCOMIC CHARACTERS. Ew, grossed out much?

It is just that, for me at least, she looked perfect a loooooooong time ago (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=283), and I was wondering if we'd see her again like that.

Anyway, you're right about stereotypes... *looks at sketchbooks and says "yeh, he's so right..."*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Apr 2008, 20:03
What does Steve do for a living?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 17 Apr 2008, 22:29
Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?
3.- When will we have some Faye fanservice!?

I'm gonna take a shot at the answers to the first three questions and see how accurate they are when Jeph replies!

1. When I feel like it!
2. Probably never!
3. Never you creepy bastard
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: np96 on 18 Apr 2008, 04:09
I have a question about the language used, specifically the profanity/slang. I've noticed words like tw@t and knockers being used in your comic, are these words commonly used  in America because in the UK, we use them all the time. It aslo reminded me of Robocop 3 when at the end, the bad guy calls the little girl a "slag". Is this also used commonly in America?


np96
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 18 Apr 2008, 04:35
Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?
3.- When will we have some Faye fanservice!?

I'm gonna take a shot at the answers to the first three questions and see how accurate they are when Jeph replies!

1. When I feel like it!
2. Probably never!
3. Never you creepy bastard


Sounds pretty close to me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Apr 2008, 21:19
Do the characters feel like real people to you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Apr 2008, 21:23
Should reports of spelling errors in the comics

o go to your email
o go via PM
o go to a swampy worm-infested grave along with the stinking corpse of the pedantic arrogant spelling nazi douchebag who noticed them?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Apr 2008, 05:40
What happened to the music blog that Marten made?

(whoah a non-terrible question this time. who woulda thunk it?)

Achewood does a much better job of character blogging than I ever could.

I know it's early to be asking, and all, but are you planning on goign to SPX this year?

Absolutely.

Jeph are you going to NY ComicCon?  You totally should.

Maybe next year.

He's not just the artist - he's also the writer :D

Jeph, what are your opinions on Feist? I've been hearing split opinions about her for a while and I wanted an opinion from someone who knows his music.

Love her in Broken Social Scene, feel pretty meh about her solo stuff.

I wanted to know in your opinion how much logic and maturity really matters when it comes to picking a girlfriend and also where would you place Faye on the maturity scale.. (she's my fav character, sorry I dont care how offended Raven would be, Faye kicks everyone elses ass in greatnessness!) Faye is quite a closed person, but do her emotional and mental maturity come to the same level? *silently jumps up and down at the glee of her first post*

Logic has almost nothing to do with romance. Maturity matters in the long run, probably, but there are exceptions to everything.

Faye is pretty much stuck at the age she was when her dad blew his head off. She's only just now beginning to develop into an actual grownup.

Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?
3.- When will we have some Faye fanservice!?

Two questions regarding the comic:

1.- Are you accepting guest strips?
2.- What would someone need to have a guest strip featured?

1. Probably never. I might style it differently but that hair length and those bangs suit her character.
2. Absolutely never. I have too many skinny people in my comic as it is.
3. Every time I draw her I feel like it is fanservice.

1b. Always.
2b. You have to have a comic or website I really like. If you don't, the guest strip has to be unbelievably funny and well-drawn for me to run it.

I just wish to make an observation about the 'cast' section in the QC website

I would very much like to know what character class you played in highschool?
since I am certain that you were a D&D guy, probably still are. I prefer human
clerics of Pelor, though I've used Wizards and Wizard/Cleric combos as well.

Yeah I rarely have time to update the cast section, it is meant more as a general guide than an exhaustive list anyway.

I have never actually played D&D. I just have a lot of friends who do.

Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?


I'm sorry, but is there a reason Faye should be thinner? She looks perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned...or do you find her CARTOON BODY offensive? I hate to say it, but I cannot believe that you're trying to enforce traditional female body stereotypes on WEBCOMIC CHARACTERS. Ew, grossed out much?

I find it offensive....THAT SHE WON'T SHOW HER TITS HUR HUR HUR

What does Steve do for a living?

murders

I have a question about the language used, specifically the profanity/slang. I've noticed words like tw@t and knockers being used in your comic, are these words commonly used  in America because in the UK, we use them all the time. It aslo reminded me of Robocop 3 when at the end, the bad guy calls the little girl a "slag". Is this also used commonly in America?

Twat is pretty common, but I like using british slang sometimes because it's funny. Also, cunt is a fantastic swearword.

Do the characters feel like real people to you?

On good days, yes.

Should reports of spelling errors in the comics

o go to your email
o go via PM
o go to a swampy worm-infested grave along with the stinking corpse of the pedantic arrogant spelling nazi douchebag who noticed them?

i nver maek speling error in my comcis
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kasuturo on 20 Apr 2008, 10:22
2.- What would someone need to have a guest strip featured?
2b. You have to have a comic or website I really like. If you don't, the guest strip has to be unbelievably funny and well-drawn for me to run it.

@ comic/website: damn...
@ fun/drawing quality: 50% damn...

Another question (maybe already solved): what happened to indie bands' references in the strips, like "the killers should suck ****" or "yeah, marten, modest mouse kick ass" and stuff?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Apr 2008, 15:52
What led Faye to steel herself for going through with The Talk? Would she have done it later, or not at all, if Marten's mom hadn't threatened her?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 20 Apr 2008, 16:18
In the same vein as the SPX question, has anybody threatened to fight you there this year?

Basically I've never been to a convention-type dealie before, and seeing a massive webcomics author beat a dude into the ground would be hilarious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 20 Apr 2008, 20:38
Is Angus's nose supposed to have been broken? Sometimes I think it is, sometimes not. Of course, I'm like that about many things, but still, I was wondering.

Oh, and thanks for answering dancewith's question about Faye's maturity. If you had to point at one of the characters (outside of Veronica Reed) and designate him/her 'mature,' who would it be?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: USArsnl on 21 Apr 2008, 07:56
What does Steve do for a living?

murders

Obvious then, why he'd date a girl who works in a morgue.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Voxsera on 21 Apr 2008, 09:12
Is your sleep schedule righted yet?

(i just mine 'normal' again - school ftl - i liked being an owl/vampire.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pavelludiq on 21 Apr 2008, 10:45
I have a pretty nerdy question. Maybe you can make some more of that linux based antro pc, or maybe you think hes a boring charecter?

Also if you have ever tried any linux distribution, what's your opinion from an artists point of view?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 21 Apr 2008, 13:12
Another question (maybe already solved): what happened to indie bands' references in the strips, like "the killers should suck ****" or "yeah, marten, modest mouse kick ass" and stuff?

Got bored of it.

What led Faye to steel herself for going through with The Talk? Would she have done it later, or not at all, if Marten's mom hadn't threatened her?

Had to be done sooner or later.

In the same vein as the SPX question, has anybody threatened to fight you there this year?

Basically I've never been to a convention-type dealie before, and seeing a massive webcomics author beat a dude into the ground would be hilarious.

Not yet!

Is Angus's nose supposed to have been broken? Sometimes I think it is, sometimes not. Of course, I'm like that about many things, but still, I was wondering.

Oh, and thanks for answering dancewith's question about Faye's maturity. If you had to point at one of the characters (outside of Veronica Reed) and designate him/her 'mature,' who would it be?

Nah it's just crooked.

Hah. None of them.

Is your sleep schedule righted yet?

(i just mine 'normal' again - school ftl - i liked being an owl/vampire.)

It's looped back around so I'm getting up around 8am lately.

I have a pretty nerdy question. Maybe you can make some more of that linux based antro pc, or maybe you think hes a boring charecter?

Also if you have ever tried any linux distribution, what's your opinion from an artists point of view?

I'm sure the Linux anthropc will be back sooner or later.

I don't have much experience with Linux myself, but from what little I've done with it, I like Debian best. It's really straightforward.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C-Rex on 21 Apr 2008, 13:22
Are any of the events in the comic based upon things that have happened to you or people you know in real life?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Nasgarath on 21 Apr 2008, 14:17
Sorry to hear about your finger(well read about anyway), How did it happen, if you don't mind me asking?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DoubleAW on 21 Apr 2008, 16:21
How awesome are you, on a scale of 1 to yes?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: reserve on 22 Apr 2008, 07:22
Did I just make it abundantly clear? That I go to Smif? Damnit!  :wink:


Three questions regarding Faye:

1.- When will she have a new haircut?
2.- When will she be thinner?


I'm sorry, but is there a reason Faye should be thinner? She looks perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned...or do you find her CARTOON BODY offensive? I hate to say it, but I cannot believe that you're trying to enforce traditional female body stereotypes on WEBCOMIC CHARACTERS. Ew, grossed out much?

I find it offensive....THAT SHE WON'T SHOW HER TITS HUR HUR HUR
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rusty on 22 Apr 2008, 16:18
random thought-

what TV shows did you watch as a kid?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 22 Apr 2008, 21:49
Jeph, just a heads-up; looking back on my SPX question, and the times you've said you were definitely going this year, I followed up by going to the SPX website.  Your name is conspicuously absent from the exhibitors list, and the front page says they've only got like 10 tables left.  If you've registered and just aren't on the site, excellent; if by "I'm definitely going" you mean you'd definitely like to, but haven't registered yet, I'm just offering a friendly reminder that time may be limited.

Hopefully you see this soon, but if you haven't replied to this thread by like tomorrow afternoon I'll be sure to PM you.

I'm only like 20 minutes north of Rockville dude, it'd be fun times to catch you in Maryland!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Apr 2008, 22:30
Would Faye be healthier if she took up sculpting again? Is she one of those people who needs a creative outlet in order to function well?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Apr 2008, 22:53
Which characters, if any, would you describe as admirable?

They've all got flaws, of course, but Faye has had the guts to take charge of her life lately, and Hannelore has the courage of a bullfighter just to get through the day.

By "admirable" I don't mean "role model", of course.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sv3n Ecir on 23 Apr 2008, 19:24
I couldn't help but notice that Sven Bianchi has a very strong similarity to Porcupine Tree's Steve Wilson. Was this Intentional or coincidential?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrSteevo on 23 Apr 2008, 21:44
1. Ever see people who look like or act like your characters? Does it phase you at all?

and

2. Does Cristi ever read to the plot twist you write and comment on it, or is it all raw unedited Jeph?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cmarlow on 24 Apr 2008, 09:02
why don't the characters ever go to live shows?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Apr 2008, 22:47
Why was Faye so willing to tolerate all the flirting from Dora when a guy trying the same would have been punched at least?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Apr 2008, 22:48
Which QC strip are you proudest of?

This may have the same answer, but it's a different question: what is your favorite QC strip?

What's your favorite xkcd?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: scrubadub on 25 Apr 2008, 06:02
How many Tattoos have you got and did you design any yourself?

I can't help but picture the I Feel Pretty T-shirt on a guys chest.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Millennia on 26 Apr 2008, 19:57
I was just wondering what is up with Raven's breasts? They were pointing straight up in the last comic. I thought she was going to poke Faye's eyes out!!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TaylorRae on 28 Apr 2008, 09:31
any plans of being at seattle's comicon?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JorickHorn on 28 Apr 2008, 11:51
I was just wondering what is up with Raven's breasts?

Sigg'd.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: catgal2005 on 28 Apr 2008, 14:42
What do you think of the PVTA? (Important to know what the famous residents think of the transportation system out here in Western Mass!)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ChristineIsAMormon on 28 Apr 2008, 17:32
Will you be my friend? :P

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 28 Apr 2008, 19:59
I was just wondering what is up with Raven's breasts? They were pointing straight up in the last comic. I thought she was going to poke Faye's eyes out!!!

Faye should be so lucky.  Hmmm. Maybe she has some new superbra that orients her breasts on the viewer? Or maybe it's just a sign Raven does have a truly awesome rack. A, ah, pair with tracking capability.

I have a more important question. When is Raven gonna lose the grotty pink forelock? I finally found the time (around #888 or so) where she had the pink hair in the back. That was great. And  around #838, where it was all black.  And, sorry thin-face proponants, Raven had a rounded face then, too, maybe even moreso. She did seem cuter, though. Adorable, even.

Away with the pink! Please! I'm on my hands and knees, banging my head on the tiles as I kowtow for my wish. It hurts! What a stupid way to beg!

Yes I know she's a drawring. But I can ask she be a cute drawring again, can't I?

P.S. Has Marten ever read Time Enough for Love?  :laugh: Dorable Dora!  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JorickHorn on 29 Apr 2008, 07:02
P.S. Has Marten ever read Time Enough for Love?

I know that book! Isn't that by Robert Heinlein?



Anyway, there's a thread in here about the 'random' button. Why does it never give you a comic more recent than #817?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kasuturo on 29 Apr 2008, 16:35
Have you ever thought of remaking/updating the Cast Section?

Cuz I imagined it with full body illustrations of each character, and then some screenshots from the strip, along with the description.

*Looks at Cast section*

What happened to Jimbo? Will he ever appear again?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shem Tealeaf on 29 Apr 2008, 21:41
Jeph,

I'm wondering what sort of a conversation with Randall inspired the most recent xkcd strip.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Apr 2008, 22:11
Was the Hot Topic clerk in #46 Raven?

If Faye had a pet, what kind would it be?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Econoline on 30 Apr 2008, 01:38
Why is there a link from the strip to the forums, but no link from the forums back to the strip?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sean on 30 Apr 2008, 16:45
HUGBLA HSDL DOOOOOOOO!

DO MOAR INDIETITS!

DO EEEEEET!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 01 May 2008, 15:14
Enough of me talking about SPX:

Jeph, did you get to meet the HSR guys at ROFLcon this year?  The HRwiki says they went.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Boll Weevil on 01 May 2008, 20:36
Jeph, who would win in a fight- Black Francis or Jeff Tweedy?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sephiroth on 02 May 2008, 15:59
Hey Jeph, answer these!
Who to the What now?
When will it end?
Where is your god now?
Why?  Just why?
How do you do?
Answer these questions and you will get beer-cake!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rusty on 02 May 2008, 22:08
do you like chinese food?

what do you normally order?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: fvgko on 03 May 2008, 04:06
yeah... so i recently became a fan of QC and I spent the last 3 or 4 days reading every comic, quite entertaining + I had a lot of spare time on my hands, anyway what i wanted to ask is if the handshake from "number 1034: Enigma" was actually real, or did you just made that up? my guess is number two, but you can never know...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Econoline on 03 May 2008, 15:24
yeah... so i recently became a fan of QC and I spent the last 3 or 4 days reading every comic, quite entertaining + I had a lot of spare time on my hands, anyway what i wanted to ask is if the handshake from "number 1034: Enigma" was actually real, or did you just made that up? my guess is number two, but you can never know...
Didn't Jeph already answer that?
Quote from: Jeph
There's no such thing as man-code in real life, ladies. Or if there is, we can't tell you about it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Xcarissa on 04 May 2008, 15:51
Jeph, good sir;

Why is that when grain cereals are poured into bowls of milk, they all congregate toward the edges of the bowl, but when humans are dropped into bowls of milk, they drown?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rocky Machiatto, esq. on 04 May 2008, 17:51
Have you ever messed around with any three dimensional art (i.e., sculpture, whatnot)? You seem to have pretty decent spacial skills.

Are you finding it challenging to continue to create funny strips? I mean, the wells of humorous material are not botomless; just wondering if you still think your comic is funny (I do, or I wouldn't read it, before somebody jumps down my throat.) 

What do you think of Stephen Colbert?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: no one special on 04 May 2008, 20:34
Why is there a link from the strip to the forums, but no link from the forums back to the strip?
Seconded.

Also, ever think about an appearance at San Francisco ComicCon?  We know you're stretched thin, but think about it!  'Cause seriously, the West Coast needs you.  Like whoa.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 05 May 2008, 04:34
You mean San Diego?  Because he's been to that one like the past three years.  He's going this year; not next though, so if you want to catch him there do it this summer.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 05 May 2008, 12:22
The link back to the comic is called Jeph's Signature. Judging from the fact you're in this thread, you've found it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: witheringsanity on 05 May 2008, 12:38
whats with the facial hair? april fools was like a month ago
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: intelmole on 05 May 2008, 16:15
whats with the facial hair? april fools was like a month ago

I'm going to go with cinco do mayo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_mayo) based explanations.  'Tashes are mexican, riiiiiight?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chkngrrl on 05 May 2008, 18:59
Could you design and sell some nifty little business cards with info about the comic? I'd be happy to carry them around when I wear my "She Blinded Me With Library Science" shirt. People ask me where I got it every time, and I'm pretty sure they won't remember the info by the time they get to a computer.

(Sorry if this has been asked before. I tried searching for it.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: no one special on 05 May 2008, 20:07
You mean San Diego?  Because he's been to that one like the past three years.  He's going this year; not next though, so if you want to catch him there do it this summer.

No, I meant San Francisco; San Diego is a full 600 miles away from the Bay Area.  One of the simultaneously awesome and sucky things about California is that it's freakin' huge. 

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 05 May 2008, 20:16
Are any of the events in the comic based upon things that have happened to you or people you know in real life?

No, no, a thousand times no.

Except for when they are.

Sorry to hear about your finger(well read about anyway), How did it happen, if you don't mind me asking?

My pocket knife and I had a disagreement.

How awesome are you, on a scale of 1 to yes?

0

random thought-

what TV shows did you watch as a kid?

cartoons

Would Faye be healthier if she took up sculpting again? Is she one of those people who needs a creative outlet in order to function well?

Time will tell.

Which characters, if any, would you describe as admirable?

They've all got flaws, of course, but Faye has had the guts to take charge of her life lately, and Hannelore has the courage of a bullfighter just to get through the day.

By "admirable" I don't mean "role model", of course.

FAYE'S TITS ARE ADMIRABLE ALL RIGHT HUR HUR HUR

I couldn't help but notice that Sven Bianchi has a very strong similarity to Porcupine Tree's Steve Wilson. Was this Intentional or coincidential?

Complete coincidence. I hate that band.

1. Ever see people who look like or act like your characters? Does it phase you at all?

and

2. Does Cristi ever read to the plot twist you write and comment on it, or is it all raw unedited Jeph?

I've seen a lot of Faye and Marten clones.

She reviews most scripts before I start drawing, but not all of them.

why don't the characters ever go to live shows?

Because drawing crowds would take too long and I don't like copy and pasting character art.

Why was Faye so willing to tolerate all the flirting from Dora when a guy trying the same would have been punched at least?

Dora's her boss.

Which QC strip are you proudest of?

This may have the same answer, but it's a different question: what is your favorite QC strip?

What's your favorite xkcd?

The silent Hanners strip from a while back.

Favorite xkcd is probably the ballpit one.

How many Tattoos have you got and did you design any yourself?

I can't help but picture the I Feel Pretty T-shirt on a guys chest.

Many, and yes.

I was just wondering what is up with Raven's breasts? They were pointing straight up in the last comic. I thought she was going to poke Faye's eyes out!!!

Raven defies gravity.

any plans of being at seattle's comicon?

If you mean Emerald City, yes.

What do you think of the PVTA? (Important to know what the famous residents think of the transportation system out here in Western Mass!)

They're...buses?

Will you be my friend? :P



If you're a devout Mormon you would probably not enjoy hanging out with me.

Anyway, there's a thread in here about the 'random' button. Why does it never give you a comic more recent than #817?

Because of problems

Jeph,

I'm wondering what sort of a conversation with Randall inspired the most recent xkcd strip.

The regular kind?

Was the Hot Topic clerk in #46 Raven?

If Faye had a pet, what kind would it be?

Yes.

A cat.

Why is there a link from the strip to the forums, but no link from the forums back to the strip?

I'm lazy.

Enough of me talking about SPX:

Jeph, did you get to meet the HSR guys at ROFLcon this year?  The HRwiki says they went.

Nope, I was busy having an anxiety attack instead of attending the big party after the con.

Jeph, who would win in a fight- Black Francis or Jeff Tweedy?

Tweedy.

do you like chinese food?

what do you normally order?

Yes.

All kinds of shit.

Have you ever messed around with any three dimensional art (i.e., sculpture, whatnot)? You seem to have pretty decent spacial skills.

Are you finding it challenging to continue to create funny strips? I mean, the wells of humorous material are not botomless; just wondering if you still think your comic is funny (I do, or I wouldn't read it, before somebody jumps down my throat.)  

What do you think of Stephen Colbert?

Nope, I am too impatient for "real" art.

It's always been challenging, it always will be. It's never easy.

He's funny.

Why is there a link from the strip to the forums, but no link from the forums back to the strip?
Seconded.

Also, ever think about an appearance at San Francisco ComicCon?  We know you're stretched thin, but think about it!  'Cause seriously, the West Coast needs you.  Like whoa.



I think we're trying to do APE this November. I really wanna go to SF.

whats with the facial hair? april fools was like a month ago

It is an inside joke that less than ten readers will get.

Could you design and sell some nifty little business cards with info about the comic? I'd be happy to carry them around when I wear my "She Blinded Me With Library Science" shirt. People ask me where I got it every time, and I'm pretty sure they won't remember the info by the time they get to a computer.

(Sorry if this has been asked before. I tried searching for it.)

I'm actually working on that this week.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 05 May 2008, 21:42
You mean San Diego?  Because he's been to that one like the past three years.  He's going this year; not next though, so if you want to catch him there do it this summer.

No, I meant San Francisco; San Diego is a full 600 miles away from the Bay Area.  One of the simultaneously awesome and sucky things about California is that it's freakin' huge. 



ohshits, my bad, dude.  Honestly I didn't know there was a different con in San Francisco; blame my East Coast-ness.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: no one special on 06 May 2008, 01:16
s'all good - I know almost nothing about the East Coast.  Heck, when I visited Boston and Philly, i could have sworn I was in another country; the only way I knew i wasn't was that they used US currency. 

Also, there are approximately 4,000,000,000,000,000 cities/towns in California called 'San _____', so it's easy to get confused.   :-)

Oh, and San Francisco--->San Diego = 500 miles, not 600.  My bad.


I think we're trying to do APE this November. I really wanna go to SF.

Woohoo!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 May 2008, 05:07
California's not that big.  It will fit into 7 of the 10 Canadian provinces and all three teritories with room to spare. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cincinnatus on 06 May 2008, 08:12
A bit obscure, but I just noticed this:

Does comic #492 contain a reference to The Master and Margarita?  If so, have you read the book / did you enjoy it?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JReynolds on 06 May 2008, 08:13
All of the USA could fit into Canada with room to spare. Yay, us!

We're like a giant, horizontal Chile. Most of our people close to the border, lots and lots of thinly populated land north of that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jack Half-a-Prayer on 06 May 2008, 11:15
Will we ever see a FlashLARP PotterSpace event in the comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: insanepickles on 06 May 2008, 15:56
So...  is there a ballpark thread price on the priceless limited prints? because i'm half-dead for lusting after one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C-Rex on 06 May 2008, 19:53
Have you heard of the Guest Strip Program? Would you be willing to do a guest strip for them?
http://www.moovok.co.uk/gsp/index.php (http://www.moovok.co.uk/gsp/index.php)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheHempInvader on 06 May 2008, 23:42
2 things;

1. What do you think of Australians?

2. Are you into games/gaming? If so - What?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: no one special on 07 May 2008, 03:14

California's not that big.  It will fit into 7 of the 10 Canadian provinces and all three teritories with room to spare. 
All of the USA could fit into Canada with room to spare.

So...what's your point?  That's like saying "North America's not that big compared to the Earth."  I mean, Shaq's taller than Lebron, but 6'9" is still freakin' tall.

Anyways, I'll try to be nice and not hijack the thread, so... we'll just leave it at that.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 07 May 2008, 04:20
Just pointing out that size is relative - a large American State is still a lot smaller than a mid-sized Cdn province, just like a large Cdn city is still less populated than a moderate American one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DoubleAW on 07 May 2008, 04:49
What is up with the lack of makeouts recently?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 07 May 2008, 05:10
1. What do you think of Australians?

dude lurk more

this thread has, like, thirty goddamn australians
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 07 May 2008, 06:29
And Jeph hates all of them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: C-Rex on 08 May 2008, 21:07
If you don't mind me asking, about how many hits per day does QC  get?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: grigged on 09 May 2008, 00:49
At what point did this thread stop becoming introspective and move into the realm of annoying?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 09 May 2008, 03:47
A long time ago.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 09 May 2008, 04:47
And Jeph hates all of them.

That goddamn racist.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: catgal2005 on 09 May 2008, 09:20
um...yes, they're buses. any opinions on them, though?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MissAmbiguity on 09 May 2008, 15:53
Jeph, what did you take in school... and what kind of work did you do prior to making this comic? It's just that you seem to be able to pull out information from so many different areas, be it physics with the blue shifting or string theory... or Engl lit like Montressor, y'know on top of all the music references.

You're an intriguing man. =P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 09 May 2008, 16:58
Jeph, what did you take in school... and what kind of work did you do prior to reading this comic? It's just that you seem to be able to pull out information from so many different areas, be it physics with the blue shifting or string theory... or Engl lit like Montressor, y'know on top of all the music references.

You're an intriguing man. =P

Maybe he just uses the power of THE INTERNETS.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Playing With Matches on 09 May 2008, 19:00
Jeph - whatever happend to Robot Boyfriend? Was he tarred, feathered, and unplugged after the witch trial, or is he a lurking skeleton in a closet somewhere?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jazziewolf on 09 May 2008, 22:05
First you didn't draw bottom lips, and now you don't really draw top lips. Are you going to find a happy medium? They all remind me of Christian Bale, which is a little worrisome considering many of the characters are female.

When drawing faces, which feature do you draw first? (i.e. jawline, eyes, hair, mouth...)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DoubleAW on 10 May 2008, 09:21
Jeph - whatever happend to Robot Boyfriend? Was he tarred, feathered, and unplugged after the witch trial, or is he a lurking skeleton in a closet somewhere?

It's here: http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=1017
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 11 May 2008, 02:00
Jeph, what did you take in school... and what kind of work did you do prior to reading this comic?

I am assuming that Jeph writes and illustrates the comic prior to reading it.






But one can never be sure.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 11 May 2008, 16:13
Jeph - whatever happend to Robot Boyfriend? Was he tarred, feathered, and unplugged after the witch trial, or is he a lurking skeleton in a closet somewhere?

It's here: http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=1017


Dude that is the most unhelpful answer ever. It's like saying "Oh what happened after the American Revolution?" "Well the Americans had a revolution"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 11 May 2008, 18:42
That comic begins with Hannelore putting the robot boyfriend back in his box.  If you read that whole story arc, you'd remember that she says she's sending him back to her dad.

Which would require the chassis being put in a box.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 11 May 2008, 19:27
Please, Toba, that sounds like a temporal paradox in the making. We don't need another one of those. I only nowhen willen be haven gottening over the latest one. Last one. Most recent one. Whatever.

Actually, the paradox wis kind of interesting. It's the verb tenses that are the problem.

We miss you, Mr. Adams, wherever you're hitching a ride now.


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MissAmbiguity on 11 May 2008, 22:21
Jeph, what did you take in school... and what kind of work did you do prior to reading this comic?

I am assuming that Jeph writes and illustrates the comic prior to reading it.






But one can never be sure.

Writing/Making the comic...

typo...

and also... shush you!

*goes to edit*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DoubleAW on 12 May 2008, 04:29
Jeph - whatever happend to Robot Boyfriend? Was he tarred, feathered, and unplugged after the witch trial, or is he a lurking skeleton in a closet somewhere?
It's here: http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=1017
Dude that is the most unhelpful answer ever. It's like saying "Oh what happened after the American Revolution?" "Well the Americans had a revolution"
You asked me what happened to him. I linked you a comic with her putting him back in a box. That's where he is now. :]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kairuka on 12 May 2008, 11:05
I just wanted to make a comment regarding your poor, chafed knuckles. Perhaps you should consider wearing a pair of retro, Judd Nelson as "John Bender", Breakfast Club gloves. Or maybe not, but it would probably help you avoid injury if you wore something to keep your knuckles covered ^.^
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: britMonster on 12 May 2008, 11:13
Jeph, since you had an accident and left your cord at home, are we going to get an extra special Saturday comic so you can keep on schedule?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MisterSwampson on 12 May 2008, 11:24
Would you ever consider adding a punker character to your comic. I know me and my friends, though not really into a lot of indie music, LOVE QC! I read it almost everyday that I can! I would love to see one of us there! haha!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 12 May 2008, 20:20
Will you ever add ASCII face mugs to the store?

Please?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Playing With Matches on 12 May 2008, 21:22
Ah, silly me. Reading the comic before that one explains all.

Thank you!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 13 May 2008, 00:01
A bit obscure, but I just noticed this:

Does comic #492 contain a reference to The Master and Margarita?  If so, have you read the book / did you enjoy it?

Nope.

Will we ever see a FlashLARP PotterSpace event in the comic?

Unlikely.

So...  is there a ballpark thread price on the priceless limited prints? because i'm half-dead for lusting after one.

If I put 'em up on the site, they'll be $25, just like I charge at conventions.

2 things;

1. What do you think of Australians?

2. Are you into games/gaming? If so - What?

These are the most ridiculously generalized questions I believe I have ever fielded.

What is up with the lack of makeouts recently?

Well, if you brushed your teeth once in a while...

If you don't mind me asking, about how many hits per day does QC  get?

Suffice it to say enough people visit QC daily to populate a reasonably-sized city.

At what point did this thread stop becoming introspective and move into the realm of annoying?

When one-post newbies started getting snarky.

Jeph, what did you take in school... and what kind of work did you do prior to making this comic? It's just that you seem to be able to pull out information from so many different areas, be it physics with the blue shifting or string theory... or Engl lit like Montressor, y'know on top of all the music references.

You're an intriguing man. =P

Mostly music classes. I read a lot of different things, though.

First you didn't draw bottom lips, and now you don't really draw top lips. Are you going to find a happy medium? They all remind me of Christian Bale, which is a little worrisome considering many of the characters are female.

When drawing faces, which feature do you draw first? (i.e. jawline, eyes, hair, mouth...)

Who knows. My art is different every single day.

I usually start with the eyes, but I am beginning to suspect this is a Bad Habit so I am trying to switch things up.

Would you ever consider adding a punker character to your comic. I know me and my friends, though not really into a lot of indie music, LOVE QC! I read it almost everyday that I can! I would love to see one of us there! haha!

Probably not. Mitch Clem does punk humor way better than I ever could.

Will you ever add ASCII face mugs to the store?

Please?

Someday.


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheHempInvader on 13 May 2008, 02:11
These are the most ridiculously generalized questions I believe I have ever fielded.

Fine, i'll get to the point.

Where's the shirt I ordered two months ago?

 :-( I want it...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 May 2008, 08:57
Who would Dora's ideal man be?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NoJoy on 13 May 2008, 09:51
Any plans to do "Mr & Mrs" shirts? I'd definitely buy one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 13 May 2008, 17:08
These are the most ridiculously generalized questions I believe I have ever fielded.

Fine, i'll get to the point.

Where's the shirt I ordered two months ago?

 :-( I want it...

If you drop an IM to qcmerch on AIM or email qcmerch (at) mac (dot) com, you can get this one answered.  Judging by how many merch orders Jeph and Cristi get, it's not surprising that a few of them go awry.  Nobody blames them!

Also new people, a friendly reminder: after introducing yourselves in the Hi, I'm New board, you may want to read through this thread before posting, lest you ask a question that's come up fuck-all times before.  Just sayin', for Jeph's sake.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 14 May 2008, 08:31
What's your favourite brand of guitar?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: innocentliar on 15 May 2008, 08:46
These are the most ridiculously generalized questions I believe I have ever fielded.

Fine, i'll get to the point.

Where's the shirt I ordered two months ago?

 :-( I want it...

If you drop an IM to qcmerch on AIM or email qcmerch (at) mac (dot) com, you can get this one answered.  Judging by how many merch orders Jeph and Cristi get, it's not surprising that a few of them go awry.  Nobody blames them!

Also new people, a friendly reminder: after introducing yourselves in the Hi, I'm New board, you may want to read through this thread before posting, lest you ask a question that's come up fuck-all times before.  Just sayin', for Jeph's sake.

would like to say I sympathize with TheHempInvader and the reason I'm posting is because I've not been answered anywhere else...I'm not being angry, I just wondered why I'm not worth even an email telling me that my order has gone awry...I've certainly tried everything I can to find out other than coming here...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 15 May 2008, 14:06
Why is there a link from the strip to the forums, but no link from the forums back to the strip?

Why does it matter would be a better answer.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JReynolds on 15 May 2008, 17:28
Other denizens of the discussion group have suggested that I ask you this question.

Is Mr. Clean from Hanner's dream sequence in #1141 real in the QC-verse? As real as the characters Marten, Dora, etc are?

I am not at all expecting a straight answer, by the way.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: obskewer on 16 May 2008, 04:37
I'm not so savvy with the inerweb's etiquette, so ifs i break any of dems rules so sorry. Long time reader first time calller. Jeph, why comes you draw clavicles so lame. Peace, hit me back!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Daggor on 16 May 2008, 21:55
Does the last panel of the strip involve/Have you ever envisioned the final panel of the strip involving some sort of riots and or form of destruction that puts the characters in a very uncomfortable position and Faye just grabs Marten's face and kisses him, fed up with her bullshit problems? Because I rarely remember my dreams, but I remember dreaming about reading QC like, a year after it was over, and that was the last strip.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: fallax on 17 May 2008, 17:00
Jeph, why do people ask you such retarded questions like the two above this one?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Phil73805 on 17 May 2008, 19:15
Hi Jeph, have you ever considered publishing these strips in a series of softback books for your die hard fans? 'Order of the Stick' did this and I bought them all...great for when you're on the can  :-)

Phil
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: fallax on 17 May 2008, 20:46
Somewhere Jeph mentioned one of his goals for '08 is to publish QC in a few volumes. SOmewhere in the General Section, but I'm too lazy to go find the exact thread.

EDIT: Found.
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18616.0.html
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 May 2008, 22:05

FAYE'S TITS ARE ADMIRABLE ALL RIGHT HUR HUR HUR

Jeph,

That is so not what I meant. Which character(s) do you see as worth looking up to despite their issues?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JReynolds on 21 May 2008, 11:48
I think I'd look up to Sven.

Of course, that's because he's probably taller than me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 22 May 2008, 07:47
Mister Swampson, here's a tip:

Read the previous page.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: plumbob78 on 22 May 2008, 21:34
Hey Jeph, are you familiar with the Saw Doctors? They are a folk-rock band from Tuam, In Ireland.

I though to ask because I saw they're playing in Northampton on 8 August, and I seem to remember you live near there. I don't know what kind of music you like or dislike, but they put on a good show. The crowd always has a ton of energy. If you haven't heard them before, I'd recommend checking them out.

Yes, I'm lame for plugging my favorite band.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mars on 24 May 2008, 04:56
Another random reference question:

Sven's line in the first panel here (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1084) ("oh, sure. I'll be totally discreet") always seemed familiar to me and I only yesterday figured out why. Is this a Ghostbusters reference or am I just a gigantic uber-nerd? Or is it both, maybe?

Also, Has Pintsize completely corrupted Winslow now?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Static on 25 May 2008, 22:29
1.  where is my hat? i know i put it somewhere.  do you have it?  are you some sort of mad carpetbagger riding down to the south to steal good, honest, hardworking peoples' hats?
2.  how is your relationship with the owner of your favorite record shop?
3.  That mustache isn't fooling anyone.
4.  Wait, that is my fucking hat!  RETURN IT AT ONCE!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 26 May 2008, 16:38
How come you never update Jephdraw anymore? (Seriously the newest entry is from November 2006.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 27 May 2008, 13:28
Who would Dora's ideal man be?

Alive.

Any plans to do "Mr & Mrs" shirts? I'd definitely buy one.

Nope.

What's your favourite brand of guitar?

Gibson, Tom Anderson, PRS, ESP (not the cheapo LTD models).

Other denizens of the discussion group have suggested that I ask you this question.

Is Mr. Clean from Hanner's dream sequence in #1141 real in the QC-verse? As real as the characters Marten, Dora, etc are?

I am not at all expecting a straight answer, by the way.

As real as any other creation of advertising.

Does the last panel of the strip involve/Have you ever envisioned the final panel of the strip involving some sort of riots and or form of destruction that puts the characters in a very uncomfortable position and Faye just grabs Marten's face and kisses him, fed up with her bullshit problems? Because I rarely remember my dreams, but I remember dreaming about reading QC like, a year after it was over, and that was the last strip.

No.

Jeph, why do people ask you such retarded questions like the two above this one?

Or like this one, you mean?

Hi Jeph, have you ever considered publishing these strips in a series of softback books for your die hard fans? 'Order of the Stick' did this and I bought them all...great for when you're on the can  :-)

Phil

Yes.


FAYE'S TITS ARE ADMIRABLE ALL RIGHT HUR HUR HUR

Jeph,

That is so not what I meant. Which character(s) do you see as worth looking up to despite their issues?

*redacted*

Another random reference question:

Sven's line in the first panel here (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1084) ("oh, sure. I'll be totally discreet") always seemed familiar to me and I only yesterday figured out why. Is this a Ghostbusters reference or am I just a gigantic uber-nerd? Or is it both, maybe?

Also, Has Pintsize completely corrupted Winslow now?

You know even as a kid I never really enjoyed the Ghostbusters movies so all the modern fondness for the franchise is utterly lost on me.

1.  where is my hat? i know i put it somewhere.  do you have it?  are you some sort of mad carpetbagger riding down to the south to steal good, honest, hardworking peoples' hats?
2.  how is your relationship with the owner of your favorite record shop?
3.  That mustache isn't fooling anyone.
4.  Wait, that is my fucking hat!  RETURN IT AT ONCE!!

1. I have...many hats.
2. Internet.
3. This is not a question.
4. ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

How come you never update Jephdraw anymore? (Seriously the newest entry is from November 2006.)

Too lazy/busy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DMart on 27 May 2008, 21:08
OK, so I've read this thread through twice now, but ignore the question if it's already been answered...

I know you don't write/draw things that people suggest or ask for, but do people's reactions towards things you have already done influence the content at all? As an example, a lot of people have announced their love for Hanners, and she seems to be in the comic a bit more lately.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 28 May 2008, 10:16
You have let me down Jeph, i was hoping to hear Fender. Thanks to you I'm in a fetal position sobbing uncontrolably.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 May 2008, 16:46
Jeph,

Between the serious dramatic strips and the wacky lighthearted ones, which gives you more satisfaction to write and draw?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 May 2008, 12:44
Is Dora still your favorite character? Who's in second place?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kasuturo on 31 May 2008, 08:51
Have you ever thought of painting highresolution-stylish-ultracool illustrations of the main characters?

When will Jimbo return?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 02 Jun 2008, 01:48
OK, so I've read this thread through twice now, but ignore the question if it's already been answered...

I know you don't write/draw things that people suggest or ask for, but do people's reactions towards things you have already done influence the content at all? As an example, a lot of people have announced their love for Hanners, and she seems to be in the comic a bit more lately.

It's hard to say, really- I was having a lot of fun writing Hannelore, and people really responded positively to her, so I suppose in that case it was one of those happy synergistic moments, like Opus from Bloom County. You toss in a random character and BAM everyone likes her and she's fun to write for.

You have let me down Jeph, i was hoping to hear Fender. Thanks to you I'm in a fetal position sobbing uncontrolably.

Give me a Fender guitar with Seymour Duncan pickups and then we'll talk.

Jeph,

Between the serious dramatic strips and the wacky lighthearted ones, which gives you more satisfaction to write and draw?

I hate the dramatic strips. Sometimes they're necessary to advance things but goddamn do I dislike them.

Is Dora still your favorite character? Who's in second place?

Dora has slipped to number three, behind Hanners (#1) and Penny and Faye (tied for #2).

Have you ever thought of painting highresolution-stylish-ultracool illustrations of the main characters?

When will Jimbo return?

If I ever learn how to paint, sure.

Eventually.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Debiru20x on 02 Jun 2008, 23:15
Based off your twitter entry...

How DID you live before the Daft Punk live album? I mean, hell, I was singing "One More Time" at work the other day at work.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: adlingtont on 04 Jun 2008, 06:39
If you don't like serious comics then why the story line? Why didn't you just go for a random series of comics which were loosely tied together?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Jun 2008, 11:36
Jeph,

You've been pretty clear that for you reading the forums is frequently Not A Good Time.

What would make them more congenial? Or to put it another way, what advice would you have for forumgoers who enjoy hearing the author's perspective on things or who just politely want you to feel welcome on your own message board?

The forum rules don't seem to cover everything that is important in practice.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: PassiveTheory on 04 Jun 2008, 11:51
Hey Jeph,

If you were ever to go back and re-draw any strips for, say, a collector's edition of the comic (I'm pulling the hypothetical reason for this situation occurring out of my ass), which strips would you go back and re-do (essentially)? Pick... Maybe 3 or 5.

Personally, I'd kinda like to see what the first 20 pages or so would look like had you drawn them today.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 04 Jun 2008, 12:44
Based off your twitter entry...

How DID you live before the Daft Punk live album? I mean, hell, I was singing "One More Time" at work the other day at work.

Well, I had Discovery and Homework.

If you don't like serious comics then why the story line? Why didn't you just go for a random series of comics which were loosely tied together?

Because it's important to me to have a story that keeps things moving (albeit slowly) and characters developing. I just don't really like doing big dramatic "BOO HOO PATHOS" comics unless I absolutely have to. It is also my belief that you can tell a story without being serious. I mean, look a Douglas Adams.

Jeph,

You've been pretty clear that for you reading the forums is frequently Not A Good Time.

What would make them more congenial? Or to put it another way, what advice would you have for forumgoers who enjoy hearing the author's perspective on things or who just politely want you to feel welcome on your own message board?

The forum rules don't seem to cover everything that is important in practice.

Everything that bothers me about the forums is confined almost entirely to the weekly comic threads. And it's not everybody IN those threads either, just some folks. The incessant second guessing, the constant, flailing attempts to guess what I'll do next, the absurd obsession with getting various characters together, the going-over of every single word I write with a fine toothed comb, the petty bitching if I happen to do a comic that someone didn't like...thing is, these are all things that, by the very nature of QC being an extremely popular webcomic, are going to happen. It's not people's fault for doing them, and I've long since accepted the fact that it isn't going to change. And so most of the time I just DON'T READ THAT THREAD. But occasionally I will get curious or bored and go look and then AAARGH SO ANNOYED. So yeah. Solution = me not reading those threads.

I like the rest of the forums, Music Discussion in particular is a little community I'm actually quite proud to host. It's the one I recommned to people if they mention wanting to check out my forums (cue all the music boarders groaning as I introduce newbies).

Hey Jeph,

If you were ever to go back and re-draw any strips for, say, a collector's edition of the comic (I'm pulling the hypothetical reason for this situation occurring out of my ass), which strips would you go back and re-do (essentially)? Pick... Maybe 3 or 5.

Personally, I'd kinda like to see what the first 20 pages or so would look like had you drawn them today.

This is actually what I think I'm going to do for the first book, partly because I want the first couple pages to NOT look like ass and partly because I'm not sure I have hi-res originals of the very first strips anywhere.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 04 Jun 2008, 12:50
What's up with the hair shading the last few days? The lightest shade usually creates the illusion of a part, but now it looks like one big piece of shiny material. :?

6/5 EDIT: Now that the light streak follows a path that makes sense, it's not bad. (Sorry but having a highlight go all the way into a shadow area unchanged didn't look quite right...)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 04 Jun 2008, 20:04
Let me just pull one out of my ass.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 06 Jun 2008, 22:48
Dear Jeph,
You seem to have said on Twitter that drawing on the big Cintiq is so intuitive it's freaking you out. I therefore must recommend that you go back to something that does not freak you out, and send me your Cintiq instead.
Regards,
Alex.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 07 Jun 2008, 00:35
Well, I had Discovery and Homework.

Man, fuck you guys. Am I really like the only person ever who enjoyed Human After All?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 07 Jun 2008, 06:06
Yes.

Kanye West.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JReynolds on 09 Jun 2008, 12:47
Hi Jeph,

Will the filler comic girl from #1160 become a semi-regular character?

I'm guessing "no" myself.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Jun 2008, 19:00
Have you ever seen "Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet"? http://www.peterzale.com/helen/index.html

What's your opinion of it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chASS on 09 Jun 2008, 20:45
Will you be my friend?

Have you ever met John Campbell?

Doubtful. I am shy.

Maybe? I know a lot of Johns.
yes, i realize it took me around four years to check back here...
but, i am talking about the www.picturesforsadchildren.com (http://pictures for sad children) dude.
you two have my favorite webcomics.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Jun 2008, 17:59
Dear Jeph,
You seem to have said on Twitter that drawing on the big Cintiq is so intuitive it's freaking you out. I therefore must recommend that you go back to something that does not freak you out, and send me your Cintiq instead.
Regards,
Alex.

Hahaha no.

Hi Jeph,

Will the filler comic girl from #1160 become a semi-regular character?

I'm guessing "no" myself.

Unlikely, but impossible to rule out. I have ideas about Sweet Tits.

Have you ever seen "Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet"? http://www.peterzale.com/helen/index.html

What's your opinion of it?

Terrible website design, god-awful aliased-to-hell artwork (is it SUPPOSED to look that bad?). I can't get past those two, they're dealbreakers.

Will you be my friend?

Have you ever met John Campbell?

Doubtful. I am shy.

Maybe? I know a lot of Johns.
yes, i realize it took me around four years to check back here...
but, i am talking about the www.picturesforsadchildren.com (http://pictures for sad children) dude.
you two have my favorite webcomics.

Oh THAT John Campbell! No I have not met him in person as far as I recall, but we have exchanged pleasantries via the Internet. His comics are really good.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chASS on 11 Jun 2008, 18:15
my theory is that if i met you two in person at the same time i would probably have a seizure.
(this is not a real question.. just thought you should know. if you enjoy giving people seizures... that's one way how to do it)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rusty on 11 Jun 2008, 23:13
jeph,

what do you think, if anything, would be different about your life if you didnt start this comic (besides hours of time you wouldnt spend on drawing)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Jun 2008, 23:50
I'd probably have killed myself by now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Phil73805 on 12 Jun 2008, 02:31
I'd probably have killed myself by now.

Ah the joys of depression, been there done that, bought the shroud.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: obskewer on 12 Jun 2008, 02:33
So. I've noticed a new-found desperation in your story-lines. Does this mean that the Flleet Foxes mixed with Botch have thoroughly melted all the cortexes that matter? (i.e. this Sven/Faye arch is killing the adults.)

Love ya!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Calaveth on 12 Jun 2008, 04:38
To what extent do you have the story line mapped out in advance, if at all?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 12 Jun 2008, 05:47
So. I've noticed a new-found desperation in your story-lines. Does this mean that the Flleet Foxes mixed with Botch have thoroughly melted all the cortexes that matter? (i.e. this Sven/Faye arch is killing the adults.)

Love ya!

Dear Jeph,
As much as I'm usually for free exchange of opinion over the internet, why did this person basically say, "YOUR COMIC SUCKS. Huggles!"?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: obskewer on 12 Jun 2008, 12:07
So. I've noticed a new-found desperation in your story-lines. Does this mean that the Flleet Foxes mixed with Botch have thoroughly melted all the cortexes that matter? (i.e. this Sven/Faye arch is killing the adults.)

Love ya!

Dear Jeph,
As much as I'm usually for free exchange of opinion over the internet, why did this person basically say, "YOUR COMIC SUCKS. Huggles!"?

I most definatley do not think QC sucks. It's my favorite web-comic, I have read it every day for years. Am a some kind of sloe-eyed dogmatic adherent? No. If I notice something off in the writing (i.e. the predictable straining of the relationship b/t Sven and Faye) I don't think it's offensive to say something. I'm sure Jeph enjoys the paychecks that come along with readers who hit the site more than once a day; with a large cricle of readers comes criticism--most writers appreciate constructive, pointed criticism. Albeit the Fleet Foxes/Botch comment was a bit low-brow--I was drunk at the time, what do you expect?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 12 Jun 2008, 15:19
Well, I'll admit my comment was probably worded a bit too strongly. Sorry about that.

Welp, now I've got to think of a question so this post isn't completely off-topic.

Jeph, what should I ask you?

Thought of something. Have you ever felt the urge to dabble in any other sort of genre? DO YOU HAVE A SECRET SKETCHBOOK OF GOBLINS FIGHTING CYBORG BIKINI BIKERS FROM THE FUTURE?!?!?!?!!111?

Seriously though, have you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sk8m8trix on 13 Jun 2008, 00:35
What are your plans to bring the drunk erotic novelist Jimbo back?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 14 Jun 2008, 20:55
Have you titled the forum Boner Wars just so it looks like porn if we get a personal reply? I mean, seriously, I thought I had purged all the damned porn and viagra pluggers from that mail account, and then here's some ass promoting Boner Wars.

Yes. I really should change that last participle phrase, but…I just can't make myself. The whole clause is a perverted thing of beauty.

I have ideas about Sweet Tits.

I love that clause, too. Actually, though, I think it's the jean-shorts that caused the feeding frenzy. Any plans to put Hanners in jean-shorts and have a select few posters explode at their monitors from Cutoacidosis (dangerously high levels of cuteness in the blood)?

Finally, is Faye really supposed to have gained weight? I was checking out some of your 'old' stuff the other day and I noticed (again, actually) how much less round her face used to be around comic 800 and before. I wondered: is that a conscious (or unconscious—duh duh daaa!) decision, or just a change in style?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mojo on 14 Jun 2008, 21:45
Regarding this thread:  Good.  Lord.

Regarding updating the art from the original comics:  It would be interesting to see, but I implore you NOT to replace the originals.  There are times I go back and feel I really missed the old days, with it's original style.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GHIGHATRON on 15 Jun 2008, 04:59
DEAR ORGANO-JEPH,

PINTSIZE MAKE JOKE AT GHIGHATRON MOTHER.  GHIGHATRON VERY OFFENDED.  WHAT WILL BE DONE ABOUT THIS?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 15 Jun 2008, 08:18
What would you choose as the theme song if you were to make a QC TV series?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 15 Jun 2008, 12:07
Well, I had Discovery and Homework.

Man, fuck you guys. Am I really like the only person ever who enjoyed Human After All?

You are not alone.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Jun 2008, 21:50
Jeph,

What happens first when you create a new character?

Do you start with one of the experiments from your sketchbook and figure out what personality goes with it, or do you start by creating the characterization and then figure out how that person needs to be drawn?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 Jun 2008, 00:40
Jeph,

If you suddenly found yourself teleported to the QC universe where you became a new character, what would you do?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chymes on 18 Jun 2008, 00:59
Couldn't you just have a creative binge one day and write a few comics in a session, y'know - create a bit of a butter for the days you know you wont want to be doing the comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 19 Jun 2008, 16:26
Jeph, here's a storyline: Hanners meets Marten's mom
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Betagold on 19 Jun 2008, 16:42
So, we've all seen the fake poster of the QC movie.  My question is...

What would be your ideal cast if they were to make a QC movie?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Jun 2008, 18:02
So. I've noticed a new-found desperation in your story-lines. Does this mean that the Flleet Foxes mixed with Botch have thoroughly melted all the cortexes that matter? (i.e. this Sven/Faye arch is killing the adults.)

 :roll:

To what extent do you have the story line mapped out in advance, if at all?

Good Lord do I get asked this question a lot.

So. I've noticed a new-found desperation in your story-lines. Does this mean that the Flleet Foxes mixed with Botch have thoroughly melted all the cortexes that matter? (i.e. this Sven/Faye arch is killing the adults.)

Love ya!

Dear Jeph,
As much as I'm usually for free exchange of opinion over the internet, why did this person basically say, "YOUR COMIC SUCKS. Huggles!"?

 :roll: :roll:

Well, I'll admit my comment was probably worded a bit too strongly. Sorry about that.

Welp, now I've got to think of a question so this post isn't completely off-topic.

Jeph, what should I ask you?

Thought of something. Have you ever felt the urge to dabble in any other sort of genre? DO YOU HAVE A SECRET SKETCHBOOK OF GOBLINS FIGHTING CYBORG BIKINI BIKERS FROM THE FUTURE?!?!?!?!!111?

Seriously though, have you?

I can't draw well enough to pull of "serious" comics. Besides, writing jokes is more fun.

What are your plans to bring the drunk erotic novelist Jimbo back?

I'm going to do a six-week story arc about Jimbo going to prison on tax-evasion charges. There will be lots of rape.

Have you titled the forum Boner Wars just so it looks like porn if we get a personal reply? I mean, seriously, I thought I had purged all the damned porn and viagra pluggers from that mail account, and then here's some ass promoting Boner Wars.

Yes. I really should change that last participle phrase, but…I just can't make myself. The whole clause is a perverted thing of beauty.

I have ideas about Sweet Tits.

I love that clause, too. Actually, though, I think it's the jean-shorts that caused the feeding frenzy. Any plans to put Hanners in jean-shorts and have a select few posters explode at their monitors from Cutoacidosis (dangerously high levels of cuteness in the blood)?

Finally, is Faye really supposed to have gained weight? I was checking out some of your 'old' stuff the other day and I noticed (again, actually) how much less round her face used to be around comic 800 and before. I wondered: is that a conscious (or unconscious—duh duh daaa!) decision, or just a change in style?

I like giving the board funny titles.

Faye gets rounder as I get better at drawing her.

Regarding this thread:  Good.  Lord.

Regarding updating the art from the original comics:  It would be interesting to see, but I implore you NOT to replace the originals.  There are times I go back and feel I really missed the old days, with it's original style.

I won't.

DEAR ORGANO-JEPH,

PINTSIZE MAKE JOKE AT GHIGHATRON MOTHER.  GHIGHATRON VERY OFFENDED.  WHAT WILL BE DONE ABOUT THIS?

Ban gag accounts, maybe.

What would you choose as the theme song if you were to make a QC TV series?

Fitter Happier by Radiohead.

Jeph,

What happens first when you create a new character?

Do you start with one of the experiments from your sketchbook and figure out what personality goes with it, or do you start by creating the characterization and then figure out how that person needs to be drawn?

Art comes first, then I just make shit up as I go along. Not the best way, but at least it IS a way.

Jeph,

If you suddenly found yourself teleported to the QC universe where you became a new character, what would you do?

Hide.

Couldn't you just have a creative binge one day and write a few comics in a session, y'know - create a bit of a butter for the days you know you wont want to be doing the comic?

Maybe.

Jeph, here's a storyline: Hanners meets Marten's mom

This is not a question  :police: :police: :police:

So, we've all seen the fake poster of the QC movie.  My question is...

What would be your ideal cast if they were to make a QC movie?

Danny DeVito as Marten
Mike Meyers as Faye
Eddie Murphy as Dora
Salma Hayek as Pintsize
Anthony Hopkins as Winslow
Tom Selleck as Hannelore
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cgarci21 on 19 Jun 2008, 18:34
First, Tom Selleck is amazing. :)

Second, what was Dora's major in school? Did it pertain to coffee making?

Third, how much do the baristas make at CoD. I work at Starbucks and I can't move out of my mom's basement...yeah.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tomselleck69 on 20 Jun 2008, 00:00
Tom Selleck as Hannelore
First, Tom Selleck is amazing. :)

fuckin' WORRRRRRD
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 20 Jun 2008, 18:31
Danny DeVito as Marten—Yes! DeVito can do harmless like nobody's business.
Mike Meyers as Faye—I dunno about this one; I really think Adam Sandler does angry better.
Eddie Murphy as Dora—No, no no. You mean Kevin Nealon.
Salma Hayek as Pintsize—I can take or leave this. I really picture Steven Colbert here. Or maybe Eddie Murphy if he's pissed about losing the Dora role.
Anthony Hopkins as Winslow—Again, a bit of a miscast. Steve Carell, man.
Tom Selleck as Hannelore—Oh, yeah! (Or maybe anyone who can do a good late-in-life Howard Hughes impression. Very similar characters except for the naked part. Maybe Hanners could develop a nudism fixation?)

And there we have it—the Womanless Wedding-style dream cast for Questionable Content: The Adventure Sputters. Clearly Jeph grew up in the same sort of twisted culture I did, wherein people actually thought a good Womanless Wedding was about as satisfying as entertainment could get.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 20 Jun 2008, 18:33
Art comes first, then I just make shit up as I go along. Not the best way, but at least it IS a way.
I'm clueless about this social stuff but in case that was fishing for a compliment, please know for a fact that a lot of us enjoy the results.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheReaper on 22 Jun 2008, 23:24
So, is there anything you really don't like about making a webcomic? The fans who try to kidnap you/steal your bunny, etc? Anything you just despise in general about life?
Which character do you think is your favorite to draw? How come?
Am I more insane for reading the past 25 pages, or trying to come up with original questions and failing?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 23 Jun 2008, 03:06
I've looked through the entire thread, and don't think I ran across these questions specifically.

1. What, if any, religious views do you hold? I know that you mentioned that that's an entire "can of worms" that you'd rather not open, but I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts.

2. What do you think of Vampire Weekend?

3. God bless you for your wish for "fewer Republicans." Who're you looking towards in November?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Man-Eating Eggplant on 24 Jun 2008, 23:24
I may be stepping out of place, here, but I'm sure I read the rules thoroughly. Isn't there something vis-à-vis not talking about religion or politics, Mr. LeCorndog?

My question, Mr. Jacques: In a stand up fight, who would win: Marten, equipped with his trusty stop sign, or a 15th Century samurai?

It's been preying on my mind the last couple of days.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 25 Jun 2008, 00:36
Le Doh.
Just curious.
 :|
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: dbsmith on 25 Jun 2008, 17:16
Hi Jeph
How can I make my real life more like life in QC universe? Please give this a little bit of thought, rather than a snappy one-liner response.
Cheers!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Fister on 25 Jun 2008, 22:18
Here's my question.

Who's the girl making out with Marten in Dora's dream?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 25 Jun 2008, 23:32
Could it be Lyta Alexander?  Dora watching too much Babylon 5     :angel:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ulrichomega on 26 Jun 2008, 11:33
Hello Jeph.

*snip*

That is all.


EDIT: Then never mind. I rescind the questions.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 26 Jun 2008, 14:09
I think you just asked every question that's been asked at least 10 times in this thread.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: FiskFisk33 on 26 Jun 2008, 16:18
theres a big risk this question is already asked, but the search fuction refuses to work, it just sends me to a white page :/
anyway
How much email do you get, how many do you answer and how long time does all the reading/answering take?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Drakkarn on 26 Jun 2008, 17:53
Where the hell did you think up the Society for Creative Rock Anachronism? And with Anachronism's meaning I would think it would be more like guys dressed in mideval costumes or Egyption playing ancient instruments.

Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who googled that as soon as I saw it. :P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: FiskFisk33 on 27 Jun 2008, 02:59
Where the hell did you think up the Society for Creative Rock Anachronism? And with Anachronism's meaning I would think it would be more like guys dressed in mideval costumes or Egyption playing ancient instruments.

Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who googled that as soon as I saw it. :P
In the comic marten says it was victorian clothing.
and if im not completely off steampunk-rock would mean rock on steampunk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steampunk) instruments.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 28 Jun 2008, 19:57
Is it just me, or have you been sick/ in need of surgery a whole lot since you started QC?
(When I first read QC I went through the entire archive in three days so it might just be that I mushed all your illnesses into one event.)
((I think I just needed an excuse to say that in that last sentence))

Also, besides bourbon (or any sort of whiskey) and canadian beer what alcoholic beverages do you enjoy? Do you like jagermeister?

And finally musically (rather than conceptually) do you prefer Outside or The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars? Also (so I guess technically finally) do you prefer Bowie's "Heroes" or Low album?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 29 Jun 2008, 20:10
First, Tom Selleck is amazing. :)

Second, what was Dora's major in school? Did it pertain to coffee making?

Third, how much do the baristas make at CoD. I work at Starbucks and I can't move out of my mom's basement...yeah.

Dunno. Haven't decided yet.

Enough to live off of, but barely.

So, is there anything you really don't like about making a webcomic? The fans who try to kidnap you/steal your bunny, etc? Anything you just despise in general about life?
Which character do you think is your favorite to draw? How come?
Am I more insane for reading the past 25 pages, or trying to come up with original questions and failing?


I don't like weirdos at conventions. Fortunately there aren't many.

I dislike mornings.

Hanners is the most fun to draw lately. Dunno why.

Both?

I've looked through the entire thread, and don't think I ran across these questions specifically.

1. What, if any, religious views do you hold? I know that you mentioned that that's an entire "can of worms" that you'd rather not open, but I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts.

2. What do you think of Vampire Weekend?

3. God bless you for your wish for "fewer Republicans." Who're you looking towards in November?

1. I am a cheerful atheist.
2. Any band that gets that much hype makes me leery. I haven't actually listened to them yet.
3. There is, as of right now, absolutely no excuse for any sane American to not vote for Barack Obama.

My question, Mr. Jacques: In a stand up fight, who would win: Marten, equipped with his trusty stop sign, or a 15th Century samurai?

It's been preying on my mind the last couple of days.

The samurai.

Hi Jeph
How can I make my real life more like life in QC universe? Please give this a little bit of thought, rather than a snappy one-liner response.
Cheers!

Uh...make friends with a bunch of girls, I guess? Girls with...problems?

Here's my question.

Who's the girl making out with Marten in Dora's dream?

Some girl.

theres a big risk this question is already asked, but the search fuction refuses to work, it just sends me to a white page :/
anyway
How much email do you get, how many do you answer and how long time does all the reading/answering take?

Lots and lots and lots. I don't have time to answer it all but I do read everything I get.

Where the hell did you think up the Society for Creative Rock Anachronism? And with Anachronism's meaning I would think it would be more like guys dressed in mideval costumes or Egyption playing ancient instruments.

Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who googled that as soon as I saw it. :P

It came to me as I was waiting in the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts.

Is it just me, or have you been sick/ in need of surgery a whole lot since you started QC?
(When I first read QC I went through the entire archive in three days so it might just be that I mushed all your illnesses into one event.)
((I think I just needed an excuse to say that in that last sentence))

Also, besides bourbon (or any sort of whiskey) and canadian beer what alcoholic beverages do you enjoy? Do you like jagermeister?

And finally musically (rather than conceptually) do you prefer Outside or The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars? Also (so I guess technically finally) do you prefer Bowie's "Heroes" or Low album?

I've only needed one surgery (stitches don't count), and I get sick a lot because I travel a lot and get exposed to germs from literally everywhere on the continent.

Outside is my favorite Bowie album, ergo it trumps the rest. I realize this makes me a horrible failure of a person. I like Low better than Heroes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 29 Jun 2008, 20:27
3. There is, as of right now, absolutely no excuse for any sane American to not vote for Barack Obama.

Amen, brother.
Amen.

Heh, I guess that's kind of ironic...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jun 2008, 21:27
Outside is my favorite Bowie album, ergo it trumps the rest. I realize this makes me a horrible failure of a person. I like Low better than Heroes.

This does not make you a failure, Outside is a wonderful album.

Do you think Hanners will ever get a boyfriend and not scare him off with painful oxidizers and scalding water?
Or um, that same question excluding the latter half?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 29 Jun 2008, 21:27
3. There is, as of right now, absolutely no excuse for any sane American to not vote for Barack Obama.

True, but just how often has sanity and voting mixed?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JRSiebz on 30 Jun 2008, 01:04
You posted with comic #577:
Quote
Probably the most common strip suggestion I recieve is "Marten is making out/having sex with Faye/Dora/Raven/Whoever, but then in panel four he wakes up and OMG IT WAS ALL A DREAM!" I will never do this, I promise.
So what about #'s 1169 and 1170?

You totally pwnd yourself!  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 30 Jun 2008, 04:12
Marten wasn't making out with anyone in 1169 - he was groping himself, but he was not making out....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CheerioSandwich on 01 Jul 2008, 12:36
So I've got a question. I've been reading this comic from the beginning and I'd like to know, how do you pronounce Tai's name? Is it "Tae" or "Tie"...? It's a question that's been stuck in my head since the introduction of Tai.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: chASS on 01 Jul 2008, 12:58
You posted with comic #577:
Quote
Probably the most common strip suggestion I recieve is "Marten is making out/having sex with Faye/Dora/Raven/Whoever, but then in panel four he wakes up and OMG IT WAS ALL A DREAM!" I will never do this, I promise.
So what about #'s 1169 and 1170?

You totally pwnd yourself!  :laugh:
Faye and Dora were making out in Marten's dream.
Marten was making out with someone in Dora's dream.

I totally pwnd you!  :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 01 Jul 2008, 13:36
How do you pronounce "pwnd"?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HellStorm on 01 Jul 2008, 14:07
Like 'pooned'
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 Jul 2008, 14:09
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn#Pronunciation
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 02 Jul 2008, 00:02
Ah, Wikipedia (http://xkcd.com/333/), isn't there anything it doesn't know (or at least have an opinion on?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: evernew on 02 Jul 2008, 18:06
Do you ever get confused between your characters and characters you know from other comics / movies / TV shows?

Every time I see Faye, I can't help but imagine a little bit of Joan of Arc from Clone High into her. They don't even look that similar.

Also, if most every major character in QC has a crazy back story (mom is a fetish model, dad blows brains out, growing up in space) or at least a back story (in the shadow of prodigy brother, loaded and embarrassed to admit it) - will we ever get to hear Raven's? She's such a confusing character and I'd love to see more of why she is ... how she is.

Lastly ... there was this girl I got to know a while back. We had a bunch of things in common but when someone - don't remember who - dropped the name Questionable Content we just laid on the floor and read it for an hour.
Long story short, QC helped get me laid. I realize it's like thanking a band for writing a song that you danced to but - thank you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 02 Jul 2008, 18:15
Dear Jeph:

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 02 Jul 2008, 18:31
Would have been funny if it hadn't already been asked.


Oh wait...probably not.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 02 Jul 2008, 22:22
Dear Jeph:

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

A Woodchuck would chuck wains of wood if a Woodchuck could chuck wood
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Jul 2008, 06:13
since it takes so many comics to progress a relatively short time into the future, how do you make sure that you don't accidentally abandon developing plot arcs? Do you keep a big ol' checklist or what?
on that note, Raven+Dungeons and Dragons=geeky greatness.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: woonie on 03 Jul 2008, 07:07
Can you draw any 2 [or more] QC characters [whoever you think is suitable] with the following t-shirt designs on them? ^_^

http://www.flickr.com/photos/radiobrewer/2632199845
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: himynameisjulien on 03 Jul 2008, 20:06
If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a peg-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
What instrument(s) do you play, and what instrument that you DON'T play do you wish you were extremely good at?
And finally, have you ever heard someone say or ask my first question? I heard it from a teacher at my old school, and I guess its oddness sort of caught on.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Jul 2008, 22:13
If someone wanted to see one strip to get the flavor of QC, which one would you point them to? In other words, what's the most representative episode?

How many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 06 Jul 2008, 17:23
Guys, the pointless little riddles are a sign of having nothing to ask.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Jul 2008, 17:47
Do you think Hanners will ever get a boyfriend and not scare him off with painful oxidizers and scalding water?
Or um, that same question excluding the latter half?

Probably not.

So I've got a question. I've been reading this comic from the beginning and I'd like to know, how do you pronounce Tai's name? Is it "Tae" or "Tie"...? It's a question that's been stuck in my head since the introduction of Tai.

Tie.

How do you pronounce "pwnd"?

I don't.

Do you ever get confused between your characters and characters you know from other comics / movies / TV shows?

QC helped get me laid.

Nope.

HELL YEAH

since it takes so many comics to progress a relatively short time into the future, how do you make sure that you don't accidentally abandon developing plot arcs? Do you keep a big ol' checklist or what?
on that note, Raven+Dungeons and Dragons=geeky greatness.

I just try to keep shit straight in my head and do what I feel like doing.

Can you draw any 2 [or more] QC characters [whoever you think is suitable] with the following t-shirt designs on them? ^_^

http://www.flickr.com/photos/radiobrewer/2632199845

Nope, sorry.

If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a peg-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What instrument(s) do you play, and what instrument that you DON'T play do you wish you were extremely good at?

And finally, have you ever heard someone say or ask my first question? I heard it from a teacher at my old school, and I guess its oddness sort of caught on.

AUGH.

I play guitar and bass and computer. I wish I could play drums.

If someone wanted to see one strip to get the flavor of QC, which one would you point them to? In other words, what's the most representative episode?

How many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned?

I dunno. The last week I guess?

NO MORE "RANDOM" QUESTIONS GODDAMNIT
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shadic on 07 Jul 2008, 01:37
Here's a real one:

In Comic 239, (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=239) Dora says "Bianchi is a last name often given to people with light hair or fair skin, it runs in the family." But later on, it's her Mom with the light hair, not their Dad. So uh, did they take her last name, or what?

...I swear I wasn't combing through the comic for inconsistencies, that just jumped at me.  :|
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rawkawn on 07 Jul 2008, 03:19
I'm not sure if this has been asked before, but I've been wondering - How much QC time has passed since the comic's beginning?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jenna on 07 Jul 2008, 08:44
Hello Jeph,

Does it ever astonish you how much investment some people have into QC? How does it make you feel that certain fans will dissect not only the stories but everything from the hairstyles to the underwear of the fictional people that you created?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 07 Jul 2008, 13:52
I'm not sure if this has been asked before, but I've been wondering - How much QC time has passed since the comic's beginning?

Dude, this has been nitpicked more than a second-grader after a lice outbreak:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,17911.0.html

---
Also- Jeph, do you think you use scatological humor most when you're feeling down? Because in the earliest days of the comic it was used the most and you said that QC was originally going to be a much angstier comic, and since then whenever you have made poop jokes et cetera they were usually accompanied with a newspost saying something like "sorry for the poop joke this and that happened and shit".

Also, is the above question more on the side of nitpicky or reasonable? I really can't tell myself but it seems kinda on the side of the former.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: darth.malie on 08 Jul 2008, 19:44
Where is this "recommended listening" list that I keep seeing mentioned?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cperry2 on 08 Jul 2008, 22:31
Jeph, longtime lurker here.

Would you ever consider a strip where the characters of QC meet their proto-selves (i.e. Martin circa 2003)? 

I think t'would be comical, if not continuity-preservant.

Also, THANK YOU FOR CREATING, you've made my days a whole lot brighter. :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: paulofmandown on 09 Jul 2008, 09:03
Quote from: jeph
Give me a Fender guitar with Seymour Duncan pickups and then we'll talk.

http://a212.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_54cfae286d6dfeaa05791d0c41fa3e7b.jpg

Similar to this one?

*I know this is a horrible choice for a first post, but i saw the fender with seymour duncan's post. And, uh, I have one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Insectile on 09 Jul 2008, 10:39
Jeph, are you going to be at the San Diego Comic-con this year?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LKitty on 09 Jul 2008, 13:49
Jeph,

I hope this hasn’t been asked before, but I searched the forum until my eyes bled and couldn’t find anything.  Where did you get the inspiration for Veronica Vance?  I know that none of your characters are based off real people, but how did you just decide one day that Marten’s mother was going to be a famous fetish model/professional dominatrix?  Are you into the fetish scene or was it just an amusing whim?
Title: Backstory for Penelope?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 10 Jul 2008, 16:13
Jeph,

The comic has hinted at an interesting history for Penelope.

Have you worked out what it is? Do you want to put it in the comic someday, or is it too depressing?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: dersempmeistr on 10 Jul 2008, 20:44
Jeph,

I discovered QC about a week ago, and I finished going through the archives yesterday. Congrats on making the most enjoyable webcomic to read in a short time, and for following it up with good strips yesterday and today to keep me hooked. I'm sure I'll be ordering some merc before too long. Some of it looks sweet.  :mrgreen:

Ah, I need a question, don't I... How did you get so awesome?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Jul 2008, 00:15
Lemme be the first to ask (at least in the Ask Jeph thread):
so did today's comic (1184) have a Sweet Tits cameo?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 11 Jul 2008, 13:36
Who is that guy in your avatar, Jeph? Just some random creepy guy with purple hair?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jul 2008, 14:05
Look here:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19521.msg629325.html#msg629325
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 11 Jul 2008, 14:13
Ok, now the guy scares me even more.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Jul 2008, 11:25
Jeph,

Is Faye happy?

'Cause it looks like she is, and it looks like a recent change.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Beachbum100 on 13 Jul 2008, 06:09
Is it always better the devil you know?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 13 Jul 2008, 06:32
How do you feel about the self-proclaimed "Dora haters"? I know (at least at one point) she is/was your favorite character, is it irritating that others hold such a contrasting view towards something you made?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CanadianQCfan4ever on 14 Jul 2008, 05:47
Just a curious question, and i know the answers probably no, but you wouldnt happen to be coming to the Comic Con being held in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada any time soon would u?

I know for sure you have a reasonably large following up here north of the border and i know it would be cool to meet you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CheerioSandwich on 14 Jul 2008, 10:59
So will it ever rain in the QC world?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Betagold on 14 Jul 2008, 13:08
Why did you choose Girl Versus Boy Versus Whale Dicks as the new title?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Temporary_Devotion on 14 Jul 2008, 19:45
Jeph,
   First, I apologize if this has already been asked.
Second, I am gracing you with my first post (I was actually waiting for something worthy).
Third, will Sven and Faye ever have a relationship? If so, will Marten be angry that she could peruse one with Sven, and not with him?
Thanks :]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maketehkisses on 16 Jul 2008, 11:27
First, I apologize if this has been asked before. I spent some time searching but can't seem to find anything...

When will we see Marten's mom again or meet Marten's dad? I thought the time when Marten's mom came to visit was awesome. And considering we haven't met Marten's dad--I figure that would just be interesting.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 18 Jul 2008, 11:12
Jeph,
   First, I apologize if this has already been asked.
Second, I am gracing you with my first post (I was actually waiting for something worthy).
Third, will Sven and Faye ever have a relationship? If so, will Marten be angry that she could peruse one with Sven, and not with him?
Thanks :]

-.-
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Jul 2008, 06:23
Here's a real one:

In Comic 239, (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=239) Dora says "Bianchi is a last name often given to people with light hair or fair skin, it runs in the family." But later on, it's her Mom with the light hair, not their Dad. So uh, did they take her last name, or what?

...I swear I wasn't combing through the comic for inconsistencies, that just jumped at me.  :|

Hahah, I had totally forgotten about that!

I MEAN UH

Dora's dad is still pretty fair-skinned, even though he has dark hair. SO IT COULD STILL RUN IN THE FAMILY I DID NOT MAKE A MISTAKE I AM A FLAWLESS BASTION OF PERFECTION

Hello Jeph,

Does it ever astonish you how much investment some people have into QC? How does it make you feel that certain fans will dissect not only the stories but everything from the hairstyles to the underwear of the fictional people that you created?

It used to actually piss me off, but now I mainly just think it's funny (and a little weird).

I'm not sure if this has been asked before, but I've been wondering - How much QC time has passed since the comic's beginning?

Dude, this has been nitpicked more than a second-grader after a lice outbreak:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,17911.0.html

---
Also- Jeph, do you think you use scatological humor most when you're feeling down? Because in the earliest days of the comic it was used the most and you said that QC was originally going to be a much angstier comic, and since then whenever you have made poop jokes et cetera they were usually accompanied with a newspost saying something like "sorry for the poop joke this and that happened and shit".

Also, is the above question more on the side of nitpicky or reasonable? I really can't tell myself but it seems kinda on the side of the former.

Poop jokes are "easy" and I was working a full-time job back then and doing the comic in my spare time, so that probably had something to do with it. Now I try to avoid them whenever possible, unless I think of a REALLY funny one.

Also yeah I was pretty much miserable all the time back then! Now I am only miserable sometimes. IMPROVEMENT

Nah that is actually a pretty interesting question, I much prefer talking about this sort of thing than "WILL HANNERS EVER HAEV A BOYFREDN!??!@?@"

Where is this "recommended listening" list that I keep seeing mentioned?

BLAM

http://questionablecontent.net/rl.php

Jeph, longtime lurker here.

Would you ever consider a strip where the characters of QC meet their proto-selves (i.e. Martin circa 2003)? 

I think t'would be comical, if not continuity-preservant.

Also, THANK YOU FOR CREATING, you've made my days a whole lot brighter. :-D

Mmm, I don't think so. Too fourth-wall-breaky for my taste.

Quote from: jeph
Give me a Fender guitar with Seymour Duncan pickups and then we'll talk.

http://a212.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_54cfae286d6dfeaa05791d0c41fa3e7b.jpg

Similar to this one?

*I know this is a horrible choice for a first post, but i saw the fender with seymour duncan's post. And, uh, I have one.


Ehhh....I've never been a big fan of the Invader. And that DiMarzio in the middle position is WAY too Yngwie Malmsteen for my taste.

Jeph, are you going to be at the San Diego Comic-con this year?


The whole time, booth 1233.

Jeph,

I hope this hasn’t been asked before, but I searched the forum until my eyes bled and couldn’t find anything.  Where did you get the inspiration for Veronica Vance?  I know that none of your characters are based off real people, but how did you just decide one day that Marten’s mother was going to be a famous fetish model/professional dominatrix?  Are you into the fetish scene or was it just an amusing whim?

I don't really have any "fetishes" unless you want to class "liking boobs and vaginas" as a very, very common kink. But I think sex culture is pretty funny and fascinating! Marten's mom isn't really based on anyone specifically, I was just going for a kind of scarier-looking-Bettie-Page thing.

Jeph,

The comic has hinted at an interesting history for Penelope.

Have you worked out what it is? Do you want to put it in the comic someday, or is it too depressing?

I absolutely need to develop her character more. It's kind of funnier to me to imply her past rather than spell it out, though.

Ah, I need a question, don't I... How did you get so awesome?

I am not particularly awesome. Just lucky!

Lemme be the first to ask (at least in the Ask Jeph thread):
so did today's comic (1184) have a Sweet Tits cameo?

Probably.

Jeph,

Is Faye happy?

'Cause it looks like she is, and it looks like a recent change.

She's getting better, I think.

Is it always better the devil you know?

I wish the devil would stop trying to talk to me about video games

How do you feel about the self-proclaimed "Dora haters"? I know (at least at one point) she is/was your favorite character, is it irritating that others hold such a contrasting view towards something you made?

It used to weird me out but I think it's just a natural thing given how much some people are invested in the comic. I don't really care one way or another.

Just a curious question, and i know the answers probably no, but you wouldnt happen to be coming to the Comic Con being held in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada any time soon would u?

I know for sure you have a reasonably large following up here north of the border and i know it would be cool to meet you.

Nope.

[resists the urge to make a Venetian Snares joke]

So will it ever rain in the QC world?

I ask myself this very often.

Why did you choose Girl Versus Boy Versus Whale Dicks as the new title?

I think it's pretty self-explanatory, don't you?

First, I apologize if this has been asked before. I spent some time searching but can't seem to find anything...

When will we see Marten's mom again or meet Marten's dad? I thought the time when Marten's mom came to visit was awesome. And considering we haven't met Marten's dad--I figure that would just be interesting.

Eventually.


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CheerioSandwich on 20 Jul 2008, 13:31
I need help in the diagnosis of what is wrong with your newsbox. Terminal boredom or perhaps it has a deeper mental problem with which requires more more research? Yes, I often treat boxes of text as sentient beings, if you were wondering.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 20 Jul 2008, 16:09
When do threads discussing the comic cross the line from "evidence that you created a believable fictional world populated with characters people can relate to" to "plain f-ing creepy"?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 20 Jul 2008, 17:10
Where did the twitter go and when did we get the search-function back?   :?

Or am I in the wrong motherfucking reality again?    :-o :-o
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 20 Jul 2008, 18:54
Is the News box channeling Yelling Bird? Because they are both wonderfully vulgar.

Also, which QC character do you think you'd befriend if they were not your imaginary children? I think I'd wanna hang out with Jimbo, not because I can relate to him or anything but because everybody should have a drunken redneck for a friend.

And finally, you need to update your cast, it lacks a Wil and some of the story's changed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 20 Jul 2008, 22:27
I'm pretty new to the comic, relatively, but I'm loving every bit of it.  When I went into this forum, I was stunned to see 26 pages for this thread alone.  I'm just glad you spend time answering seemingly infinite questions about both the comic and general life.  I do have a couple questions I was wondering about though.
What do you think of Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my valentine, Dragonforce, or Red?

Do your eyes ever get sore looking at the computer screen for an extended period of time? especially late at night. And if so, how do you solve the problem?

Do you dislike seeing the same couple people repeatedly asking you various questions?  As I was scrolling through, I noticed that a select few people had to have made up for a large majority of the posts.

What do you think of mullets for a hairstyle?

I'm sure that you must have been asked this at some point already, but what is your favorite kind of beer? and why?

Do you play guitar hero, or do you think it underminds real guitarists?

I was reading a critic's viewpoint on QC, and he mentioned that he disliked the lack of a more ethnically diverse character range.  is there a reason that all of the characters are white?

Yeah, I think that's about it for now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CanadianQCfan4ever on 21 Jul 2008, 02:45
Eh Jeph.

2 questions:

1) Have you ever been to canada?
2) If i sent you a picture of myself could you draw me into one frame of your comic? It would totally make me Happy.

CF4E
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: saige on 21 Jul 2008, 20:18
I love the QC links list - after reading my daily QC, it's my portal to other comics i've been reading since before i found my way here (Dr McNinja, Sam and Fuzzy) and other comics that I've taken to reading after following some of your links (Overcompensating, xkcd).

I noticed you updated the links list recently, and xkcd dropped off. What happened? Are you and randall no longer friends?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: anitaOATH on 22 Jul 2008, 05:42
Hi Jeph   :-)

So, did you ever expect your comic to be soooo FAMOUS AND POPULAR?


how long did it take for the comic to spread around and stuff?


and alsooo


Where did you come up with the characters names? They are very unique and stuff..

I like the name Faye.

Nothing ive heard before.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 22 Jul 2008, 08:32
Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my valentine, Dragonforce, or Red?

Are you for real?
I know it sounds blasé, but I facepalmed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rufaellie on 22 Jul 2008, 12:16
What are you going to do when the comic ends?  More importantly, will the comic end? (I do not really want it to, but it has got to have an ending sooner or later, huh?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: aerosmithrules on 22 Jul 2008, 14:31
Hi Jeph,
In the most recent comics Faye has chosen to ignore the most important rule of fashion: She has committed the heinous crime of DOUBLE DENIM. Is this an indication that she has finally gone crazy or am I missing something?
Thank you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 22 Jul 2008, 16:44
will the comic end? (I do not really want it to, but it has got to have an ending sooner or later, huh?)

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19882.0.html
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 22 Jul 2008, 20:59
I was reading a critic's viewpoint on QC, and he mentioned that he disliked the lack of a more ethnically diverse character range.  is there a reason that all of the characters are white?

They aren't.  Read the archives sir.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 22 Jul 2008, 21:33
What are you going to do when the comic ends?  More importantly, will the comic end? (I do not really want it to, but it has got to have an ending sooner or later, huh?)

See: Scary Go Round (http://www.scarygoround.com/).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 22 Jul 2008, 22:27
Who is your favorite comedian?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 23 Jul 2008, 20:27
I was reading a critic's viewpoint on QC, and he mentioned that he disliked the lack of a more ethnically diverse character range.  is there a reason that all of the characters are white?

They aren't.  Read the archives sir.

I hereby withdraw that question.  I had just finished reading the review right before I wrote this question, and was absent minded enough to forget Amir, in addition to that college librarian. I checked the facts, and it turned out that the date on the review was quite a while ago. that might explain it. or the guy who wrote it was a complete doofus.  idk.

Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my valentine, Dragonforce, or Red?

Are you for real?
I know it sounds blasé, but I facepalmed.

I understand that they aren't the sort of music that Jeph typically writes reviews for, but I enjoy it, and was curious on his standpoints on that sort of music.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 23 Jul 2008, 20:40
you also forget Steve's girlfriend  :wink:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 23 Jul 2008, 20:44
you also forget Steve's girlfriend  :wink:

yes, and faye's psychiatrist.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 23 Jul 2008, 21:51
And then there's [Tai's friend] Bailey
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Minineko on 24 Jul 2008, 20:49
JEPH! Comic #1110 in the arcivhes has the wrong title!

How do you pronounce Mieville?

Meow.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jaz on 25 Jul 2008, 10:22
How do you pronounce "Mieville"?

I always assume it's just "me-ville."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 25 Jul 2008, 13:24
Dear Jeph,
Why is the comic called Questionable Content?
(Too lazy to check if it has been asked before, sorry.)

EDIT: Thanks, see this question as deleted.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 25 Jul 2008, 13:26
Jeph just wanted to come up with a name that was relatively original, it was also semi-ironic because the comic didn't/doesn't have any real "questionable content"

http://www.questionablecontent.net/faq.php
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jul 2008, 23:42
Jeph,

Any advice about learning to draw? Is there anything that helped you, other than simply practicing for thousands of hours?

How did you sustain your motivation when your fingers weren't drawing the same things you were seeing in your mind's eye?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jumpin_g on 29 Jul 2008, 19:36
How about (as a long band name)

Sir Reginold Cosgrove and his Nighttime Singers?

Yes this is my band but we do have a web site (www.sirreg.com) (blantent plug, I'd understand if you pull this)

George

ps - I've loved your strip for about a year, but it's the long band names that gets me (funny)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: xsnortingxashesx on 30 Jul 2008, 19:31
If you could take a guess, what size do you think Faye would be? Because she's quite curvy, in the best way, and I was just wondering if you have all those stats about your characters in the back of your head.
Title: Okay so I'm exaggerating but still...
Post by: Trynant on 02 Aug 2008, 11:01
Jeph, why does Mr. Touch scare me so? I have horrible nightmares. Horrible, horrible nightmares.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Nia99 on 03 Aug 2008, 04:47
is it ok if i stalk you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cperry2 on 03 Aug 2008, 16:15
Jeph,

Thanks a million for actually answering my question. Now I have a more interesting one.
I was thinking of forming a band, and I just realised that, for my purposes, I really really want to call it Society for Creative Rock Anachronism.

My question is, did you lift that name from an existing band, and if not, can I use it?

I'll be sure to show you some recordings down the road.

Forever yours  :wink:

Curtis Perry
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Aug 2008, 17:21
It was taken from the Society for Creative Anachronism (http://www.sca.org/)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Insectile on 04 Aug 2008, 11:53
Jeph,
 
What is your favorite convention to go to?


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cperry2 on 04 Aug 2008, 21:03
It was taken from the Society for Creative Anachronism (http://www.sca.org/)

I do know that much, but thanks anyway. Actually I take my question back unless there are any objections to my pilfering.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 04 Aug 2008, 21:07
So Jeph, is there any question that you've always wanted to answer but nobody has ever thought to ask?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SirHardHead on 05 Aug 2008, 02:19
Dear Jeph,
Long time devoted fan, first time poster.
I have always wondered what happened to Scott, Martins Ex-Boss. Curiosity finally overcame me so I decided to search to the forums for what happened to this elusive character. But alas my searches came back unfruitful and if this question has already been answered on the forms apologise as I am yet to find such a post. So to put it simply:

     What happened to Martins old boss Scott?

Sincerely
  SirHardHead
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheSilentWolf on 05 Aug 2008, 05:08
A simple music question, sir: If you had to chose one Indie band, the one that best represents the essance of the genre, who would it be?

Also, do you ever just look over the questions and say "Fuck it, I'll answer later."?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nopk on 05 Aug 2008, 08:53
Jeph,

I saw that you liked Ellen Allien's work with that other dude, as well as the latest Mouse on Mars offering. The Bpitch shirt lead me to believe you were into some IDM too.

Why don't you listen to more IDM? I was surprised to not see any Autechre or uziq on your RL page. If you'd like some suggestions, I'd be more than happy to throw some out. It's the least I can do for your thankless work for making me look forward to every mon/wen/fri night!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Oy on 06 Aug 2008, 15:25
First of all thanks for an amazing comic! Second, the look of your characters has changed a bit since you made the cast page. Was wondering if you had any thoughts about updating.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 06 Aug 2008, 16:25
This has probably asked before, but perhaps not in this way. Do you ever feel that your characters are talking to you? And, if so, do they ever object to how you're handling them? For example, did Dora recently say, "For Chrissake, enough with the helmet-hair already. And give me a little credit about Faye and my smarmy brother."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: airheadjames on 07 Aug 2008, 22:50
i have a question about your music, you seem to have a really good range of tastes in music, but all the music i can find you have done are all sorta heavy or something in that range, do you play other types of music?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Starblue324 on 10 Aug 2008, 21:12
In past strips, the world of QC had some pretty odd  people/happenings (Pizza Girl and the Vespa Avenger, for example). Lately, the only weirdness in the world seems to be the continued appearance of the anthro PCs. Do you plan on writing in any more storylines that show the strangeness of the QC world?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 21:43
Hannelore has said she only listens to Bach (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=637) but you had her singing Battles! Are you not ineffable? :cry:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: FdL on 12 Aug 2008, 18:24
Ok, as the good newbie I am I read the whole of Jeph's answers here. And I'll ask now that I'm sure no one's asked about it :D

I was going to ask about technical aspects of the art, but the FAQ and that wonderful tutorial thingy solve it. I'm thinking of getting a semi-cheap tablet to do my stuff. I know drawing in PS is probably more immediate, but I think now I prefer vector based stuff. Well, probably because I use a mouse, then obviously I can't draw crap and I'd rather retouch stuff. I'll see what I use once I get the tablet (I'm thinking of a 10x6 Genius one which I know might sound like shite to a pro but it's cheap and I guess useable).

Anyhoo, question:

I've noticed the backgrounds for buildings and rooms do get more complex and better resolved in the later strips. Especially in outdoors architecture and attempts at perspective stuff indoors. So, Jeph, do you use some kind of software to render those or it's just that you're good at perspective?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: XFDDave on 14 Aug 2008, 00:13
Hey Jeph,

My friends and I enjoyed your panel & booth back at Sakura Con in 2007. It was so much fun that I would like to know what it would take to convince you to come again sometime, I'll even volunteer to be a subject of continuous non-relenting verbal assault if it means you came. That, or I'll just buy you some micro-brews we have in the Pacific Northwest. Even Christi was a lot of fun to BS with while you were off doing important things. Either way thanks for coming when you did, it really made the con worth it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 20 Aug 2008, 17:31
Did you borrow Penelope's surname from two of the Lynyrd Skynyrd members who died in the plane crash in '77?

Are you ever going to answer questions in this thread again?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 20 Aug 2008, 21:32
Are you ever going to answer questions in this thread again?

I was also wondering this.  And was also wondering if it would be considered strange to be so curious of a complete stranger's response to ultimately unimportant questions.  I don't know if that's worded well, but I think that I got my intended question in there, even though it wasn't in the form of a question, per se.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sean Fury on 22 Aug 2008, 22:06
Sup Jeph, I have some simple questions.

What would you suggest someone, who can barely draw shitty stick figures, does to improve their artistic ability?

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

And lastly, what is your favorite riff to play on your guitar?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mollinity on 23 Aug 2008, 15:15
I would like to see an updated 'cast' page.
I was trying to explain to a friend what the plot of this is, and the cast page is woefully inept.

 :-D
Molly
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 23 Aug 2008, 16:16
Kindly read through the previous questions and FAQ, Mollinity and Sean Furry.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ilikeagirlwithfigure on 24 Aug 2008, 06:47
Dear Jeph

I discovered QC three days ago, and spent every moment between work, the pub, eating, sleeping and doing other stuff reading it. I am now at the current episode. This is unacceptable, and you should have started doing this many more years before you did so there'd be more to read. I'm an avid fan, but in that you have failed.

 Also, I now like Russian Circles. This redeems you slightly.

 Yours sincerely,

  Me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rawr42 on 30 Aug 2008, 16:51
Don't know if this has been posted before, but Jeph: I heard you went to Hampshire College. What made you want to go there? (I'm thinking about going there for college next year, so any advice would be lovely!)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: indie sux on 31 Aug 2008, 13:29
JEFF. HAVE YOU HEARD OF XKCD. IT IS A WEBCOMIC. IT IS AWESOME. IT MENTIONS YOUR COMIC. THATS WHERE I HEARD OF QC.     XKCD.COM
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lexi_rice05 on 31 Aug 2008, 13:55
hm, i don't know if anyone has asked this before, but im a new qc fan i guess, and i just realized how often steve says hella.
is he from norcal or something?
cuz as a san francisco native whos been given a lot of crap from her socal friends for "hella", it's awesome to see that in such an awesome comic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 31 Aug 2008, 20:41
How'd a 26-year-old (Dora) end up owning her own business?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Boll Weevil on 01 Sep 2008, 17:04
I just noticed in strip 655, the fratty looking dude has a hat with "State College" written on it, which is the town in which the main Penn State campus resides. Thing is, your average douchebags look and act exactly those two at the coffee shops, so I was wondering if it was your intent to rip on that college in particular. If so, then awesome.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 01 Sep 2008, 17:16
How'd a 26-year-old (Dora) end up owning her own business?

Not hard to do, all you need to do is file for a tax number and whatever incorporation papers you might need if you go that route rather than a private ownership.   

*shrug*  I owned a recycling venture at the age of 24 with two other folks ages 22 and 25 so it's not that much of a stretch.   In our case we each put $10,000 into buying a recycling machine.   Venture didn't last due to poor marketing but hey at least we tried.


In Dora's case you could buy a couple of big coffee urns and a decent espresso machine for $10,000 and rent a space for $800 a month and there you are.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 02 Sep 2008, 23:11
JEFF. HAVE YOU HEARD OF XKCD. IT IS A WEBCOMIC. IT IS AWESOME. IT MENTIONS YOUR COMIC. THATS WHERE I HEARD OF QC.     XKCD.COM

I is ded.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dante8 on 05 Sep 2008, 22:40
Jeph,
Thanks for the comic, I'm a really big fan and I have spread it around my office.

Questions:

1.) Have you ever heard of an Irish band named Bell X1?  I would be curious to hear what you think of them.

2.) A coworker and I were wondering how much it would take for you to do a "Girls of QC" calendar where the ladies would be... less dressed than they are in most of the strips (1198 is a good start!)  We could have a bake sale or wash cars or something to raise the cash, or we could just PAY YOU.

Thanks!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 05 Sep 2008, 22:56
JEFF. HAVE YOU HEARD OF XKCD. IT IS A WEBCOMIC. IT IS AWESOME. IT MENTIONS YOUR COMIC. THATS WHERE I HEARD OF QC.     XKCD.COM

I'd reply to this but my keyboard is broken. :(
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mystik738 on 07 Sep 2008, 14:35
Jeph,
  In regards to Hannelore's recent obsession with firemen, don't you think its a little out of character? I mean, unless I have her wrong, Hannelore is a bit of a clean freak, and a fireman's job isn't exactly known for being clean. In one comic you have her jumping into a fireman's arms - a fireman who's wearing a uniform that he'd commonly bring into a fire; a uniform that even if vigorously cleaned would still most likely have large traces of soot and ash. The fireman isn't even clean shaven - another indicator that he is dirty. Even though Hannelore does obsess over things, I think this obsession is out of character.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 07 Sep 2008, 19:27
FIRE IS CLEANSING. BURN THE HERETICS.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 07 Sep 2008, 22:09
HEY!  How'd the Spanish Inquisition get in here?!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 07 Sep 2008, 22:18
They're everywhere!  They're everywhere! 

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: skylinetrain on 08 Sep 2008, 06:23
Whoa  :-o , I didn't expect that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 08 Sep 2008, 17:07
Nobody expects Monty Python!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mystik738 on 08 Sep 2008, 22:17
So, I guess never mind on my aforementioned question. It was just answered by tonight's comic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 09 Sep 2008, 00:31
Just be sure they don't bring out


THE COMFEY CHAIR!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 09 Sep 2008, 04:40
Oh please. Everybody on the Internet expects Monty Python. They, it goes with the web like a dog and fleas. Really ubiquitous fleas, so much so that parts of the dog get named after them.

Four hundred years from now, when almost everything we do today has been forgotten, people will still message each other versions of  "I got better," "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition," and so on. Various uses for the Holy Hand Grenade and Shrubberies, and, of course, "Spam spam spam spam, spamity spam, wonderful spam" will clutter the Galictinet. (Unless, of course, we've aced ourselves by then.)

I sometimes wonder if there aren't people on earth today who would be surprised to learn that Spam is actually a strangely delicious canned pork product (when cooked as bacon in the microwave, anyway)?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 10 Sep 2008, 00:31
NI!
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Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: A. Smith on 11 Sep 2008, 21:07
Two questions:

1) Looking back on the early days of the comic (or, heck, even "only" 300 strips ago), what art change do you like the most? The least?

2) How do you make money off of QC? Advertisement and merchandising, of course, but... Surely it can't bring that much money in...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Samsara on 13 Sep 2008, 01:52
Oh please. Everybody on the Internet expects Monty Python.

And yet it never gets old :P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 13 Sep 2008, 17:40
Wrong.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 15 Sep 2008, 06:43
Two questions:

1) Looking back on the early days of the comic (or, heck, even "only" 300 strips ago), what art change do you like the most? The least?

2) How do you make money off of QC? Advertisement and merchandising, of course, but... Surely it can't bring that much money in...

Product placement.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Leviant on 15 Sep 2008, 12:08
This my official first post and i broke the rule  of 'please lurk first' , i dont want to sound like a jerk or smartass or anything but i really need to take this off my chest, sorta.



i just finished reading up to the current strip from strip 1 of 2003, in about... 3~4 days?, 1.5 if sleeping was taken out of the time frame, its just WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SARA AND NEVER RETURNED bugs me. (yeah i've seen a thread about it)

and its like a chemical reaction when it hit me, all those... all those strips gave me an IDEA FOR A MINI ARC (which somebody might already have thought of, really mini). and i *really* want to share it with Jeph *slash* let him know *slash* it doesnt really matter if wont get to be a part in the story(mini arc), i just want his opinion about it.

may i know his email for this? or any other ways other than Forum PM? since its like... my first day here after reading all that, and i have no clue as how traffic work in this place. or if he can still check his inbox here, cause i can understand the whole "No time, No Sleep, RAAAAAAAAAAAA" moments

 :-D


oh, and sorry for the BIG, "HEY i'm new here, HEAR ME!!!!" kind of tone this post is kinda sounding... needs more than 4 hours of sleep...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Smerf on 15 Sep 2008, 23:24
Honestly, now...  What's wrong with 3 Stooges-style slapstick?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bodhi on 16 Sep 2008, 15:54
Jeph,

Does it bother you when Hipinion is always making fun of the comic or when you read negative reactions anywhere online?   

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=230965
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Debiru20x on 18 Sep 2008, 23:09
Ok....about "Honky-tonk Badonkadonk" I did not know that was a real song....I...I'm quite appalled by that in fact. Now, not to seem stereotypical, but really who that uses "badonkadonk" actually knows the phrase "honky-tonk?" That's not the question, though feel free to put in a witty answer. They're usually funny. My real question is who wrote that song, and how did you actually come across that song to throw it in as a reference to the comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jaz on 19 Sep 2008, 17:35
it was a popular country song (#1?#2?) by Trace Adkins.
and it is now stuck in my head. ahhhh.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 19 Sep 2008, 20:09
It ain't right to hate her
for what her momma gave her.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 19 Sep 2008, 22:30
it was a popular country song (#1?#2?) by Trace Adkins.
and it is now stuck in my head. ahhhh.

Holy shit, that was Trace Adkins?

Fuck me, there was a time when I liked Trace Adkins.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 21 Sep 2008, 11:18
Would you give me a writing credit for the lyrics to "Redneck ain’t my middle name (But it ought to be)?

I've got the chorus and a bit of the first stanza worked out.

(Oh god, what's happening to me?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2008, 00:43
Quick, get some Led Zeppelin to raoullefere STAT!

:D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 22 Sep 2008, 14:04
Jeph,

How and why is everyone changing their names?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: britMonster on 24 Sep 2008, 16:32
Will you tell us the story of the proposal?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lhiannon on 25 Sep 2008, 21:58
Yes, please do! Even if it's really prosaic.

Also, will you please please please bring in some alcohol-induced-creature hilarity? Like Vodka Rats or something? There have been no Tequila Monsters or anything since 719 or so.

Please? I would love you forever... in the platonic way, of course. I don't want your wife to kill me. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 25 Sep 2008, 23:18
WIll art reflect life? WIll someone (or sometwo? somepair? sometwain?*) also attempt wedded bliss?

*I know. But Wil made another appearance today, so I'll blame this particular invented indefinite pronoun on him.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Oct 2008, 19:47
I need help in the diagnosis of what is wrong with your newsbox. Terminal boredom or perhaps it has a deeper mental problem with which requires more more research? Yes, I often treat boxes of text as sentient beings, if you were wondering.

I find that as I get older, my interest in "blogging" is largely dying off. Usually when I have just finished a comic I am too tired to write anything useful anyway.

When do threads discussing the comic cross the line from "evidence that you created a believable fictional world populated with characters people can relate to" to "plain f-ing creepy"?

When the godawful fad of combining two characters' names to reference them as a couple began. I do not actually read any of the comic discussion stuff anymore, and am happier for it.

Where did the twitter go and when did we get the search-function back?   :?

Or am I in the wrong motherfucking reality again?    :-o :-o

Sometimes I fuck up something in the site code and have to restore from an older, out of date backup. Hence occasional feature disappearance. The search function will be back when I can get it to work properly again.

Is the News box channeling Yelling Bird? Because they are both wonderfully vulgar.

Also, which QC character do you think you'd befriend if they were not your imaginary children? I think I'd wanna hang out with Jimbo, not because I can relate to him or anything but because everybody should have a drunken redneck for a friend.

And finally, you need to update your cast, it lacks a Wil and some of the story's changed.

Dude I am Yelling Bird.

I would befriend Hannelore and poke at her with a stick, constantly.

Eh. I'll get to it when I can be bothered.



What do you think of Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my valentine, Dragonforce, or Red?

Do your eyes ever get sore looking at the computer screen for an extended period of time? especially late at night. And if so, how do you solve the problem?

Do you dislike seeing the same couple people repeatedly asking you various questions?  As I was scrolling through, I noticed that a select few people had to have made up for a large majority of the posts.

What do you think of mullets for a hairstyle?

I'm sure that you must have been asked this at some point already, but what is your favorite kind of beer? and why?

Do you play guitar hero, or do you think it underminds real guitarists?

I was reading a critic's viewpoint on QC, and he mentioned that he disliked the lack of a more ethnically diverse character range.  is there a reason that all of the characters are white?

Yeah, I think that's about it for now.

Ass, ass, ass, who?

No.

No.

No.

Cold. Microbrewed.

Yes, and no. That would be silly.

They're not.

Eh Jeph.

2 questions:

1) Have you ever been to canada?
2) If i sent you a picture of myself could you draw me into one frame of your comic? It would totally make me Happy.

CF4E

1) Yes.
2) Probably not.

I love the QC links list - after reading my daily QC, it's my portal to other comics i've been reading since before i found my way here (Dr McNinja, Sam and Fuzzy) and other comics that I've taken to reading after following some of your links (Overcompensating, xkcd).

I noticed you updated the links list recently, and xkcd dropped off. What happened? Are you and randall no longer friends?

Randall and I are still good buddies. He was at my bachelor party! See previous post about out of date index pages.

Hi Jeph   :-)

So, did you ever expect your comic to be soooo FAMOUS AND POPULAR?


how long did it take for the comic to spread around and stuff?


and alsooo


Where did you come up with the characters names? They are very unique and stuff..

I like the name Faye.

Nothing ive heard before.



These questions are kind of boring! NEXT

What are you going to do when the comic ends?  More importantly, will the comic end? (I do not really want it to, but it has got to have an ending sooner or later, huh?)

Sell drugs. Probably, someday.

Hi Jeph,
In the most recent comics Faye has chosen to ignore the most important rule of fashion: She has committed the heinous crime of DOUBLE DENIM. Is this an indication that she has finally gone crazy or am I missing something?
Thank you.

hipsters

Who is your favorite comedian?

Chris Hastings.

Jeph,

Any advice about learning to draw? Is there anything that helped you, other than simply practicing for thousands of hours?

How did you sustain your motivation when your fingers weren't drawing the same things you were seeing in your mind's eye?

1. You just answered your own question.

2. Rage and self-loathing, like every other artist.

If you could take a guess, what size do you think Faye would be? Because she's quite curvy, in the best way, and I was just wondering if you have all those stats about your characters in the back of your head.

Fucked if I know. Women's sizes make no sense to my male brain.

Jeph, why does Mr. Touch scare me so? I have horrible nightmares. Horrible, horrible nightmares.

you fear that which you desire

is it ok if i stalk you?

Good luck. I carry knives.

I was thinking of forming a band, and I just realised that, for my purposes, I really really want to call it Society for Creative Rock Anachronism.

My question is, did you lift that name from an existing band, and if not, can I use it?

It is my original idea. I can't stop you from using it but I'd rather you didn't.

Jeph,
 
What is your favorite convention to go to?

MoCCA in New York City.

So Jeph, is there any question that you've always wanted to answer but nobody has ever thought to ask?

nope

what happened to Martins old boss Scott?

No need for him in the story anymore.

A simple music question, sir: If you had to chose one Indie band, the one that best represents the essance of the genre, who would it be?

Also, do you ever just look over the questions and say "Fuck it, I'll answer later."?

To quote Tommydski, "indie" isn't really a genre, it's an overarching (and uselessly general) adjective that has gradually lost its original meaning over the years. So, uh, Pavement?

Yes.

Jeph,

I saw that you liked Ellen Allien's work with that other dude, as well as the latest Mouse on Mars offering. The Bpitch shirt lead me to believe you were into some IDM too.

Why don't you listen to more IDM? I was surprised to not see any Autechre or uziq on your RL page. If you'd like some suggestions, I'd be more than happy to throw some out. It's the least I can do for your thankless work for making me look forward to every mon/wen/fri night!

I keep meaning to check out Autechre but forgetting or getting distracted by techno.

I like things that go thoomp thoomp thoomp thoomp

also dude i update on tuesdays and thursdays too

First of all thanks for an amazing comic! Second, the look of your characters has changed a bit since you made the cast page. Was wondering if you had any thoughts about updating.

augh enough about the cast page i will destroy the cast page with fire

This has probably asked before, but perhaps not in this way. Do you ever feel that your characters are talking to you? And, if so, do they ever object to how you're handling them? For example, did Dora recently say, "For Chrissake, enough with the helmet-hair already. And give me a little credit about Faye and my smarmy brother."

No. That would break the fourth wall inside my head where they are real people leading their own lives separate from my own.

i have a question about your music, you seem to have a really good range of tastes in music, but all the music i can find you have done are all sorta heavy or something in that range, do you play other types of music?

Yes but not much lately. Dig back through my LiveJournal and you will find some of it.

In past strips, the world of QC had some pretty odd  people/happenings (Pizza Girl and the Vespa Avenger, for example). Lately, the only weirdness in the world seems to be the continued appearance of the anthro PCs. Do you plan on writing in any more storylines that show the strangeness of the QC world?

who knows

Hannelore has said she only listens to Bach (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=637) but you had her singing Battles! Are you not ineffable? :cry:

I SAY I only fuck donkeys but sometimes I fuck mules too

I've noticed the backgrounds for buildings and rooms do get more complex and better resolved in the later strips. Especially in outdoors architecture and attempts at perspective stuff indoors. So, Jeph, do you use some kind of software to render those or it's just that you're good at perspective?

Perspective is not a "talent" it is a set of hard and fast rules that you can learn and apply. Also a lot of the complicated outdoor backgrounds are traced from photographs of Northampton I either took myself or found on the internet. LAZINESS

Did you borrow Penelope's surname from two of the Lynyrd Skynyrd members who died in the plane crash in '77?

Are you ever going to answer questions in this thread again?

Jesus no why would I ever reference that

I GUESS SO?

Sup Jeph, I have some simple questions.

What would you suggest someone, who can barely draw shitty stick figures, does to improve their artistic ability?

What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

And lastly, what is your favorite riff to play on your guitar?

practice and continue to hate your art until you die.

good bourbon or good tequila.

the palm-muted bridge riff from "Stars" by Hum.

Don't know if this has been posted before, but Jeph: I heard you went to Hampshire College. What made you want to go there? (I'm thinking about going there for college next year, so any advice would be lovely!)

No tests (hate tests), no math courses required (suck at math), no roommates (horrible introvert). Also back then I thought I ENJOYED writing 120 pages of papers every semester.

hm, i don't know if anyone has asked this before, but im a new qc fan i guess, and i just realized how often steve says hella.
is he from norcal or something?
cuz as a san francisco native whos been given a lot of crap from her socal friends for "hella", it's awesome to see that in such an awesome comic.

it is just a word, a word a man can say if he wants to

How'd a 26-year-old (Dora) end up owning her own business?

I owned my own business (the comic) at 24. still do!

I just noticed in strip 655, the fratty looking dude has a hat with "State College" written on it, which is the town in which the main Penn State campus resides. Thing is, your average douchebags look and act exactly those two at the coffee shops, so I was wondering if it was your intent to rip on that college in particular. If so, then awesome.

I was just drawing the most stereotypical frat-douche I could imagine. They all seem to go to UMass up here, though.

Jeph,
Thanks for the comic, I'm a really big fan and I have spread it around my office.

Questions:

1.) Have you ever heard of an Irish band named Bell X1?  I would be curious to hear what you think of them.

2.) A coworker and I were wondering how much it would take for you to do a "Girls of QC" calendar where the ladies would be... less dressed than they are in most of the strips (1198 is a good start!)  We could have a bake sale or wash cars or something to raise the cash, or we could just PAY YOU.

Thanks!

1) Heard of 'em, haven't heard 'em.

2) I like drawing cheesecake as much as the next guy, but I would feel pretty creepy charging money for it. It's fun to work into the story sometimes but beyond that and the occasional HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CONVENTION SKETCH THAT MUST NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY I don't actually do any sexy drawings of my characters (despite what 4chan believes).

Jeph,
  In regards to Hannelore's recent obsession with firemen, don't you think its a little out of character? I mean, unless I have her wrong, Hannelore is a bit of a clean freak, and a fireman's job isn't exactly known for being clean. In one comic you have her jumping into a fireman's arms - a fireman who's wearing a uniform that he'd commonly bring into a fire; a uniform that even if vigorously cleaned would still most likely have large traces of soot and ash. The fireman isn't even clean shaven - another indicator that he is dirty. Even though Hannelore does obsess over things, I think this obsession is out of character.

you desire that which you fear

like donkeys

Two questions:

1) Looking back on the early days of the comic (or, heck, even "only" 300 strips ago), what art change do you like the most? The least?

2) How do you make money off of QC? Advertisement and merchandising, of course, but... Surely it can't bring that much money in...

1) it sucks less. I like that.

2) t-shirts, advertising. I make enough money to comfortably support my wife and I.

Honestly, now...  What's wrong with 3 Stooges-style slapstick?

it isn't funny

Would you give me a writing credit for the lyrics to "Redneck ain’t my middle name (But it ought to be)?

I've got the chorus and a bit of the first stanza worked out.

(Oh god, what's happening to me?)

no

(ptsd)

Hey Jeph,

how'd the wedding go?

awesome

Jeph,

How and why is everyone changing their names?

magic?

Will you tell us the story of the proposal?

Cristi was putting away some laundry and was like "look if you are gonna propose to me, do it before we go to your parents tomorrow because i don't want to cry in front of them" so I was like "okay do you want to get married" and I gave her the ring and she said "yes"

i am so romantic

WIll art reflect life? WIll someone (or sometwo? somepair? sometwain?*) also attempt wedded bliss?

*I know. But Wil made another appearance today, so I'll blame this particular invented indefinite pronoun on him.

nobody in my comic is in any condition to even begin thinking about getting married.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mystic Feeling on 06 Oct 2008, 20:58
Heya Jeph,

I'm just curious as to whether or not we might see t-shirts similar to Tai's LGBTeriffic one that was in Episode 1244 recently.  I'd gladly buy a couple of them or something similar if they were for sale.  :)

Also have a peep at this for the Timestamp questions that you were asking about in Twitter.... I would have put this link into the Twitter Message I sent you if it had of fit.   :-P
http://getsatisfaction.com/twitter/topics/how_to_open_twitter_status_link_in_new_tab_window#reply_616699

Kate.


Edit:

And as soon as I post that up I find that you've just talked about it in your rant!!  :lol:  Can we have a few of the other cast members wearing them as well in a few other upcoming episodes?   :angel:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 06 Oct 2008, 21:05
Quote from:  comic's newspost
October 5, 2008 7:10pm

Such things should perhaps not be so spur-of-the-moment.

See you tomorrow!

(PS LGBTerrific shirt will be up for pre-order by the end of the week)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 06 Oct 2008, 21:54
Also, which QC character do you think you'd befriend if they were not your imaginary children? I think I'd wanna hang out with Jimbo, not because I can relate to him or anything but because everybody should have a drunken redneck for a friend.

I would befriend Hannelore and poke at her with a stick, constantly.

As long as it's Swedish.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: britMonster on 07 Oct 2008, 06:03
Hee hee, I had to aww at the proposal story. Just cause ya'll got married. Aww.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 07 Oct 2008, 19:35
Huzzah for Hastings.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 07 Oct 2008, 19:40
If you had to sleep with either Sarah Palin or John McCain, with whom would you sleep?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 07 Oct 2008, 20:27
Anyone can answer that—McCain. You're sure to get a restful night's sleep. (The man's 72 and he can't even left his arms very well. What's he gonna do?)

On the other hand, a night with Palin might be 'vigorous.' At least Larry Flynt seems to think so. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/sarah-palin-porn-film.php#more (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/sarah-palin-porn-film.php#more)

Whee. Three questions answered! I am not worthy. But I may indeed have PTS (Although I think of it as PrePTS Stress. Yes, I am stressing about the stress I will have if something comes to pass. But I won't go into what), so perhaps that got me a break. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 09 Oct 2008, 00:24
Also, I'm glad I'm not the only male who has literally no understanding of the female clothing-size system.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Brits on 10 Oct 2008, 21:07
Jeph,

Have you seen the movie Snow Angels? Not only is it an awesomely complex and at the same time intensely depressing movie, but it has a soundtrack you would LOVE. Explosions In The Sky wrote a track especially for this movie, if that gives you any clue.
Give it a watch if you haven't, ok? I promise you'll find it interesting, at the least.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 11 Oct 2008, 01:11
What was the first song you learned for the guitar?

What do you think of Matchbook Romance?

What company do you use/goto to have your shirts made? Because I'm looking to have some band shirts made for my band, and don't want to do them myself.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Captfamous on 12 Oct 2008, 17:10
Why are all of the guys in this comic so mild-mannered? You have at least two women with hair-triggers in Faye and Penny, in addition to the more short lived furious females such as the Vespavenger and Natasha. Not only that, all of the major male characters seem so well-adjusted by comparison. The only thing that comes close to some of the female neuroses in this strip is Angus' sadomasochistic desire to be brow-beaten every morning.

Is this just something that happened, or is there some reason why you don't think an Angry Dude would fit into this group of people? As a card-carrying Angry Dude myself, I'm curious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 13 Oct 2008, 00:07
Why are all of the guys in this comic so mild-mannered?

That is actually a very fair question.
I had never thought of that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AlwaysRunsWithScissors on 13 Oct 2008, 00:13
Can you come hang out in Australia so I can say hi and be a huge fangirl in front of you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO on 13 Oct 2008, 23:01
Why do I see rainbow monkeys and polkadot pandas at night??

Not even my psychiatrist can figure it out, and I've been going to that guy since tomorrow...

Alright, aside from the NURRRR, got some SERIOUS BUSINESS questions;

A) Which do you prefer; Star Trek or Star Wars?

Based on your merch page, concerning the Memes shirt to be precise, I'm guessing your fairly well aquainted with this series of tubes we call the internets(NOT A TRUCK). So, that brings me to my next question;

B) Which internet meme do you like the most? Which one do you wish was never thought of?

And, because I don't want to go through any more long, boring explanatory stuff, I'll just ask question--

Wait, when the hell did the forum name-title-thing change? I bet the dino did it.  :-D

Or the police man.  :police:

Or... just maybe...

IT WAS A LION!

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: soundandfury on 14 Oct 2008, 14:48
Jeph,

I know this is a weird thing to think about, but the movie that Dora and Marten "watched" in #848 wouldn't happen to be Cherry Falls, would it? The mention of a virginal heroine made me think of it, and it seems like a movie that they would like.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tiffchil on 14 Oct 2008, 18:25
Do you ever get sick of people anaylzing and critizing everything? Which character is your favorite to draw and/or write for? When and how did you decide that this was what you wanted to do?

Thanks for answering (if you do!). And one teeny little request- more Hanners! Please. Love her but haven't seen her much recently.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: -Karamazov- on 16 Oct 2008, 21:12
What is your opinion of Classical music (the broad definition)?  If you enjoy it, which is your favorite period and composer?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 16 Oct 2008, 21:54
Wanna pay my airfare out to MA to be your grunt?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CarrionMan on 16 Oct 2008, 22:04
Is there any way that I could get a paying job(I really don't care about wage) that can be done over the internet? Because, seriously, if I didn't live in motha fuckin California(just needed to say that. Obscure song reference. Not really, but, eh.), I'd take that slave labor job offer you got. I need cash.

Now, for a real question. Uh, I'll get back to you at that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: blackplague68 on 17 Oct 2008, 15:43
any idea when a new poster is gonna come out?

I want to buy it >_>
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ampersandwitch on 19 Oct 2008, 12:19
Jeph why don't you love us anymore?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: harddisk on 20 Oct 2008, 15:16
@jeph: have you read my mail/im regarding the security stuff? :)

thx,
the|m.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tigeris on 20 Oct 2008, 16:42
Far be it from me to question creative processes, but if you can, how the fuck did you come up with "Happy Birthday Grandma!"?

Seriously, that's simultaneously one of the most unpleasant and amazing (in the sense of original, disturbing mental images) things I've had the (dis?)pleasure to read.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: actreal on 20 Oct 2008, 22:24
Will you tell us the story of the proposal?

Cristi was putting away some laundry and was like "look if you are gonna propose to me, do it before we go to your parents tomorrow because i don't want to cry in front of them" so I was like "okay do you want to get married" and I gave her the ring and she said "yes"

i am so romantic


Thank you, Jeph.

I got married in April and my proposal last year went along very similar unromantic lines (except we were making dinner not putting away laundry).

Now I can say that one of my wife's favourite webcomic artists (she was the one that introduced me to QC) is just as bad as I am!  :lol:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: inhuman_decency on 20 Oct 2008, 23:41
I've been really digging Penelope's physical expressiveness in the last couple of strips (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1255). She seems to move more fluidly than the other characters, and emotes using a lot of her body. Is that something you intended as part of her character? Is it actually there, or am I seeing things because my brain is broke?

I guess that was about 60% question and 40% pretext to make a statement. I'll do better next time.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BankHoldUp on 21 Oct 2008, 10:31
Jeph,

When it comes to your creative process, how much of the character interaction, personalities and story progression happens "naturally" and how much do you have to work to create? That is, are there times when aspects of your story and characters are not fluid in their creation, forcing you to mentally fill in the gaps?

Less serious question:

In the film adaptations of Dune, which do you prefer? The 1984 theatrical version or the 2000 SciFi Channel miniseries?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: InvisibleChess on 21 Oct 2008, 17:10
Hey Jeph, what is Zoe's Tale?

Also I don't know if you like foreign bands but I would highly recomend Dionysos. It's a pretty good French band that is a bit steampunkish (Which I think you mentioned in an early QC comic).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqITfERuFc0

It's part of their rock opera. Don't even try to follow the plot it is very odd.

Also, Thanks QC is great.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: os on 21 Oct 2008, 21:12
i guess it's a bit weird but....... is it toooooo weird if i think i'm in love with Faye????

...oh and also, ur comic is just way too fucking addictive
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bing on 22 Oct 2008, 07:36
Jeph,

First: I second the support for the "Girls of QC" calendar -- even if it will never happen.

Second: If a fan lived close to you and offered to buy you (and Christi) lunch or dinner to be able to meet you, would you consider taking him up on the offer?

Finally: Do you like small airplanes?  What if the second question was "a tour flight around western MA" instead of lunch or dinner?

Keep up the great work -- great art, story and everything you've got going.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 22 Oct 2008, 20:18
Out of curiosity, do you have any pets?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 23 Oct 2008, 20:44
Very random, but here are a few preference-style questions:

Pepsi or Coke?
Whiteboard or chalkboard?
Dogs or cats?
Butter or Margarine?
Guitar Hero or Rock Band?
Winter or Summer?
Ford or Chevy?

idk what else i was going to ask, but it was probably just as unimportant as those ones.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
an ATV?
a ferrari?
What type of car do you own?
What's your dream car?
lol, prolly too many questions all at once
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: seasmoke on 28 Oct 2008, 21:19
Noooooo! Why!?!? Why did you cut off Sven's beautiful hair!?!?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HouseMDfan on 29 Oct 2008, 13:04
I would like to know that too (I didn't even know it was Sven until his name came up in conversation). And I also sent you an e-mail about this, but I'll ask it here: You ever thought of having audio to go with the strips? Or do what PVP did and make animated episodes?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 29 Oct 2008, 13:41
Dunno if anybody's said it to you yet, but images in the signature are really frowned upon here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 30 Oct 2008, 08:54
Dunno if anybody's said it to you yet, but images in the signature are really frowned upon here.

But signatures utilizing the word "tits" are extremely encouraged.


High-fives or fist-bumps?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 30 Oct 2008, 13:49
I honestly cannot tell if that was supposed to be sarcasm.

And to keep this thread relevant:
What do you enjoy doing when you get a break from the comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tomselleck69 on 30 Oct 2008, 16:04
tits are naughty. changed mine out of solidarity.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AYQC on 31 Oct 2008, 01:58
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why don't you show the poster inverted in comic 1264?


ok, I admit that it might be inverted...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 31 Oct 2008, 02:57
Quote from:  Jeph's Twitter
Yes I know I screwed up the sign in the mirror please stop emailing me about it
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sofiabailote on 31 Oct 2008, 03:54
Is Jimbo ever coming back?

Why is the Marten character such an underachiever and so passive? I understand his background, with the dominatrix mum and all, but  couldn't you just give him a little more "something"? he's like a drifting boat, going where the current takes him and taking whatever comes his way without really going out to get what he wants... I love the fact that he's with Dora but it doesn't seem like he has any passion in him... the character has room for much more development and so does his relationship with Dora. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: aaardvark on 31 Oct 2008, 12:31
Quote from:  Jeph's Twitter
Yes I know I screwed up the sign in the mirror please stop emailing me about it

The wall behind us has a big mirror, and the sign is actually to the right of the mirror above the sink and is reflected twice.

Sure - that's it!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: damnitsteve on 31 Oct 2008, 14:39
Hi Jeph.

Will you be making appearences at cons or whatever in the North Western part of Massachusetts or someplace maybe not too far away from that any time soon?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 31 Oct 2008, 15:21
Has Marten always been taller than Dora? 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 31 Oct 2008, 15:23
yes! Remember Dora saying she wasn't going to wear boots because she didn't want to be taller than him?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sonia M on 01 Nov 2008, 20:08
Hey! My roommate and I were talking the other day and realized that Faye was an art student from Savannah, GA. As students at Savannah College of Art and Design, we were wondering if we are just so happening to attend the same school as Faye! I'm especially curious since not only do I live in Savannah, I'm also from Massachusetts! Relating to characters! Woo!  :roll:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: FoolOnTheHill on 03 Nov 2008, 21:14
Man, everyone asks Jeph such tough questions "Do we attend the same school as Faye did?" "Is Dora taller than Martin?" "What is the true meaning of cake?"

Okay, here's an easy one: Jeph, do you love us? Because we all love you.... erm, in a platonic manner of course
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 03 Nov 2008, 21:48
Because we all love you.... erm, in a platonic manner of course

Speak for yourself.
I mean...what?

What influences you more: music or art (e.g., drawing, painting, etc.)?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CarrionMan on 03 Nov 2008, 21:52
Dear Mr. Jeph. Will you be running for president in 2012? Can I vote for you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dienur on 03 Nov 2008, 22:45
I was looking through your merchandise section and...

Ever thought of selling hats?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: $keith on 04 Nov 2008, 11:56
Gays do have the same rights as everybody: life, liberty, protection from search and seizure, free speech...  I can respect a political opinion, but what does banning gay marriage have to do with rights?   :roll:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 04 Nov 2008, 14:05
wat.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 04 Nov 2008, 15:36
Gays do have the same rights as everybody: life, liberty, protection from search and seizure, free speech...  I can respect a political opinion, but what does banning gay marriage have to do with rights?   :roll:

Marriage in this country is a right, because the ability to get married is given to some people and not given to others. This is, how you kids say, bullshit.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Nov 2008, 19:48
Ooh, hats!

Would you sell a Worry Hat?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: $keith on 05 Nov 2008, 09:21
Gays do have the same rights as everybody: life, liberty, protection from search and seizure, free speech...  I can respect a political opinion, but what does banning gay marriage have to do with rights?   :roll:

Marriage in this country is a right, because the ability to get married is given to some people and not given to others. This is, how you kids say, bullshit.

Nobody is saying gays can't get married.  It's just that if they marry each other, it's not marriage, by definition.

...And before anybody starts playing the "homophobe" card, no, I'm not.  I'm friends with several gays.  I'm actually going out to sushi with some gay friends this weekend.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 14:24
Your definition of marriage is rather outdated. Yes, I realize that at some point in history "marriage" meant "partnership between a man and a woman" but at some point in history it was also socially acceptable to sell young children into sexual slavery.

I'm not shying away from that fallacy because essentially, your only point is discredited by the given that ideas change with the times.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 05 Nov 2008, 14:25
Then redefine marriage.

By its current definition it shouldn't even be legally binding anyway, as it is a union through the church and thus violates separation of church and state.


*edit*
And what Ballard said
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 14:58
Jens how awful of a pedant would you have to be to pursue this line of reasoning based solely on a definition and not because you actually take issue?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 15:21
I mean the closest I've ever seen to that is people who are against marriage in general. I know a few couples the members of whom have been screwed over by spouses in the past or have experienced other shitty situations like that and are, as a result, against official marriage of any form. The thing is, these people, for the most part, only care about their own lives and, aside from some cynicism expressed at other peoples' happiness, have no reason to care.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 05 Nov 2008, 18:43
As much as I appreciate this conversation, and am a huge OPPONENT of Proposition 8, could you guys please take this conversation elsewhere?
This thread is to ask Jeph questions.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 19:02
You're not really amongst enemies here. Aside from a few new people who have sprung up through the cracks in this thread and others, this forum as a whole is wholeheartedly against Prop 8.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 05 Nov 2008, 20:25
Whoa whoa whoa whoa stops feeding the troll guys.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MartinLovesPintsize on 06 Nov 2008, 00:36
I have two questions and they are about the prop 8 thing. Since election is over, and you said you wouldn't discuss politics any more, I would understand if you didn't answer my questions.

1. Is there a particular reason you feel so passionately about your No position on Prop 8?

2. Weren't you afraid you public reaction to prop 8 would alienate some of your readers?  I mean you reacted pretty strongly about it. I have always though this comic and website did a good job of staying out of politics.  I mean anyone who voted or would have voted yes, now may think of your strong position against it. They may even stop reading.  I figured thats why you tried to stay out of politics for the most part on this website. Don't get me wrong I voted No, (I live in California) But if this was my comic I would have kept it to myself so I wouldn't effect the way my comic is viewed.

I really really don't mean anything mean spirited with these questions. I just found your reaction intriguing or interesting or something like that.     
 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: $keith on 06 Nov 2008, 08:04
Yeah, I should have kept my mouth shut. Hehe.

Totally didn't mean to troll.  I've been reading this forum and the comic for quite a while.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 Nov 2008, 22:34
i guess it's a bit weird but....... is it toooooo weird if i think i'm in love with Faye????

...oh and also, ur comic is just way too fucking addictive
Are your intentions honorable? Somewhere in the archives you can find Jeph talking about how the female characters feel like his "little sisters".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 07 Nov 2008, 12:01
i guess it's a bit weird but....... is it toooooo weird if i think i'm in love with Faye????

...oh and also, ur comic is just way too fucking addictive
Are your intentions honorable? Somewhere in the archives you can find Jeph talking about how the female characters feel like his "little sisters".

WHY DO CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS EXIST
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: erikotaku on 08 Nov 2008, 08:35
not to continue this tangent, but i've never been able to ask this question anywhere in a timely fashion (and who knows if I will get a response ^^ ).  I dont perticularly have a strong belief either way on the subject.

I've heard a lot of talk of Civil unions, although I am not sure of the details per state.  I have heard suggested situations where civil unions would be given, and would carry with them all of the same priviledges under the law as a marriage.  Now while this scenario seems to be perfectly acceptable to those who oppose gay marriage, it still seems to be completely rejected by the homosexual community.  Am I missing something there? Given that it would give all of the same inherited rights, the only difference at that point is the wording, which seems to me would be a nice compromise.  Anyone?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 08 Nov 2008, 12:40
I guess you could say that those gays and lesbians who might be against civil unions instead of marriage see it as kind of a 'Backhander' or a sop for straight people.

You know "Welllllll ..... We really can't allow you to have a true marriage, but here, here's a nice little ceremony we've come up with for you.  It's kinda like a marriage, but sorta isn't - Ya know?"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 08 Nov 2008, 12:42
I guess you could say that those gays and lesbians who might be against civil unions instead of marriage see it as kind of a 'Backhander' or a sop for straight people.

You know "Welllllll ..... We really can't allow you to have a true marriage, but here, here's a nice little ceremony we've come up with for you.  It's kinda like a marriage, but sorta isn't - Ya know?"

My guess is they feel kinda insulted by the condicending nature of it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 08 Nov 2008, 13:03
I've seen no sign of that in the UK, where the recently introduced Civil Partnership is often referred to as marriage.  I was "best man" (and the only male allowed to be present) at the ceremony for two female friends only a few weeks after it was introduced.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tragic_pizza on 08 Nov 2008, 21:18
The argument I've heard against civil unions is that it isn't the same as marriage. Apparently the tax breaks aren't the same, or something.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 10 Nov 2008, 22:39
So...ASK JEPH THREAD?
OKAY.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 12 Nov 2008, 14:46
Jeph, thank you for introducing me to uStream.   Do you plan to do any more live drawings like that again?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: avra on 12 Nov 2008, 21:28
Hey Jeph,
Just wanted you to know your comic is awesome.   I was sitting around extremely bored during christmas break last year and my boyfriend (who reads a ton of webcomics) gave me a few links, one of them being questionable content.  So far, qc is the only comic that i have started reading and kept on reading.  no other one holds my interest long enough for me to get through the archives.  When I started reading qc, anytime i got online, I was trying to read as much as possible.  Now I eagerly await your updates in the late evenings. 

So yeah, you are amazing because you have kept my interest.  I love QC.  I love the characters. I love the art.  Its all very well done.  You are great!

My only request for you is for more Pintsize.  He has to be my favorite character, the crazy stuff he does is very funny.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: saige on 13 Nov 2008, 05:45
hey Jeph, this is not really a question, but it's a follow-up on my last question about the links disappearing - thanks for updating your links panel, and thanks for putting my other frequently-checked comics the top 4! You've got some pretty cool internet friends.

Also, I love that Anders <3 Maria made it on there - i started reading that ever since Rene's guest strip.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: XFDDave on 16 Nov 2008, 23:37
Jeph, will you please make a new version of the cast poster? I'll give you money! (I'll buy two of em)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Obaten on 17 Nov 2008, 18:55
Jeph, are you going to get Left 4 Dead?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vgaer on 17 Nov 2008, 19:55
To continue in the 'ASKING JEPH THINGS' vein: Jeph, do you like people randomly starting annoying arguments in your questions thread?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: J-cob9000 on 17 Nov 2008, 20:04
How do you feel about The Fruit That Ate It Self?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 17 Nov 2008, 20:05
Jeph, what was the thematic issue you had today that you mentioned?

Quote from: twitter
aaaaaaugh, just had to scrap
tuesday's comic because of
thematic issues. fuck.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Nov 2008, 21:48
Jeph,

The internal monologue strips (impressive, BTW!) invite the question, why so few thought bubbles and looks at internal state most of the time?

If it's been a conscious creative choice, what are the reasons that have gone into it?

Or is it simpler than that, and your characters are so outspoken that there's seldom any need to show what's going on inside?

Or is it simpler yet, and you just write what's in your head, and questions like this are irritating overanalysis?

[I searched the archives for "thought bubble" and "thought balloon". Forgive me if this has come up before.]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: guyy on 17 Nov 2008, 22:43
Apparently no one has thought to just ask this instead of examining the entire archive to figure it out, so:

About how long, in the QC-universe, has this comic been going on? Weeks? Months? Years?


Also, hi, everyone; and here's to another glorious excuse for my total lack of productivity!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 17 Nov 2008, 23:34
Apparently no one has thought to just ask this instead of examining the entire archive to figure it out, so:

About how long, in the QC-universe, has this comic been going on? Weeks? Months? Years?


Also, hi, everyone; and here's to another glorious excuse for my total lack of productivity!

It's been thought of many times and asked just as much.

Jeph, are you ever going to re-start your drawing blog or at least put up some sketches on your current LJ?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: guyy on 17 Nov 2008, 23:57
It's been thought of many times and asked just as much.

Well...then, what's the answer? Or does no one know?

Also, even if it's been answered before, the answer could be different now, for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: allison on 18 Nov 2008, 05:21
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21689.0.html

Here's a thread called "Comic timeline", located just seven lines down from this particular thread in the same sub-forum.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: taliendo on 18 Nov 2008, 12:49
First time poster here. . .

Just had to make a comment that panel 3 in today's comic (11/18/08) is fan-fucking-tabulous, and would probably make a great poster to hang on my wall.

*hint *hint.

Thanks.  :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 18 Nov 2008, 13:04
Hey Jeph,

shut up!

Your pal,
Tybalt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lily-kiernan on 22 Nov 2008, 00:40
I mean the closest I've ever seen to that is people who are against marriage in general. I know a few couples the members of whom have been screwed over by spouses in the past or have experienced other shitty situations like that and are, as a result, against official marriage of any form. The thing is, these people, for the most part, only care about their own lives and, aside from some cynicism expressed at other peoples' happiness, have no reason to care.

But what about commonlaw marriages? Gays and lesbians can't be entered into those (as far as hospital visitation rights and taxes go), so...

YARG. This is an intriguing discussion, but it needs to be moved to a new thread. BADLY.

And saying "I have gay friends" is like trying to excuse yourself for making a black joke. Unless you ARE of the demographic you are dissing, just don't go there. Unless it comes to twilight fans... they DESERVE it. ;)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: dreamaboutme on 22 Nov 2008, 03:52
Is the vespa avenger based off of vespa girl from flcl in anyway? They both hit people with their vespas and have similar styles/colorings.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skofo on 22 Nov 2008, 16:21
Dear Jeff,

Why do you insist on spending many thousands of dollars on the bleeding-edge versions of Photoshop (a tool that only has functions that GIMP doesn't that are pretty much only required by artists that do professional magazine/print work) and super-advanced graphics tablets for a simplistic comic? Wouldn't a $30 tablet and GIMP work just as well?

Yours truly,
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: -Karamazov- on 22 Nov 2008, 20:01
Because GIMP is like someone decided to take photoshop and make it ugly, hard to use, and half as useful.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 22 Nov 2008, 20:03
And free.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skofo on 22 Nov 2008, 20:54
Because GIMP is like someone decided to take photoshop and make it ugly, hard to use, and half as useful.
I was just making a suggestion with that. From what I understand, Jeff had an older version of Photoshop, which would probably be perfectly fine for most people making a comic like this. I'm asking Jeff why he thinks that spending so much money to buy/upgrade Photoshop and to buy the most expensive graphics tablets out there for a simply-drawn comic is worthwhile.

P.S. I'm not advocating that people shouldn't spend their hard-earned money on things they enjoy doing. But do more professional and expensive things make you enjoy on hobbies(/jobs) like drawing more?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 23 Nov 2008, 04:10
But do more professional and expensive things make you enjoy on hobbies(/jobs) like drawing more?

Yes.  It's math.  More money == more fun.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 23 Nov 2008, 07:23
Hey Skofo I'm not seeing where you're getting the idea that the comic is simple. Sure, Jeph isn't drawing photorealism, but that doesn't mean it's easy to do. And if he wants to use the best of the best so his job is the easiest, and he can afford it, more power to him. If you go back and read the newsposts for specific days on which he got upgrades (or I'm thinking specifically quite a few newsposts and twitters from after he got his Cintiq), it seems to me like he really enjoys these upgrades and they make the comic easier and more fun. Of course I can't speak for him but this is just the impression I've gotten.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Nausciaa on 25 Nov 2008, 05:55
Yo! Quick question, who does the vocals on Deathmole's "Unicorn Remains"?

If anyone else knows the answer to this, feel free to reply.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 25 Nov 2008, 11:04
Wouldn't a $30 tablet and GIMP work just as well?

No.

There's no way drawing on a tiny $30 no-name tablet will be anywhere near as nice as using a pressure sensitive 20" touchscreen.

GiMP is the biggest piece of unusable crap I've ever had the displeasure to work with. It's a perfect example of design by committee: there are menu bars and tool pallets everywhere with no attempt at organization. If you want a good free paint program on Windows, look at Paint.NET (http://www.paint.net/).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 25 Nov 2008, 18:36
Wouldn't a $30 tablet and GIMP work just as well?

No.

There's no way drawing on a tiny $30 no-name tablet will be anywhere near as nice as using a pressure sensitive 20" touchscreen.

GiMP is the biggest piece of unusable crap I've ever had the displeasure to work with. It's a perfect example of design by committee: there are menu bars and tool pallets everywhere with no attempt at organization. If you want a good free paint program on Windows, look at Paint.NET (http://www.paint.net/).

Seconded on all counts. I have used both a cheap, no-name tablet and a more expensive Wacom Bamboo. Which do I choose? The Wacom, hands down. Is it worth costing almost three times as much as the no-name tablet?

Hells. Yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 26 Nov 2008, 09:52
Well, not necessarily so.  I had bought a $150 tablet that had broken within a month or two.

The point is:  Do your research.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Nov 2008, 12:17
Jeph,

Have you seen the movie Snow Angels? Not only is it an awesomely complex and at the same time intensely depressing movie, but it has a soundtrack you would LOVE. Explosions In The Sky wrote a track especially for this movie, if that gives you any clue.
Give it a watch if you haven't, ok? I promise you'll find it interesting, at the least.

Haven't seen it, honestly probably won't. I'm not really a movie person. Cristi has to literally drag me out of the house if there's something she wants to see.

What was the first song you learned for the guitar?

What do you think of Matchbook Romance?

What company do you use/goto to have your shirts made? Because I'm looking to have some band shirts made for my band, and don't want to do them myself.

No idea. Something by Hum probably.

Who?

Brunetto. Dunno if he's taking on new clients though.

Why are all of the guys in this comic so mild-mannered? You have at least two women with hair-triggers in Faye and Penny, in addition to the more short lived furious females such as the Vespavenger and Natasha. Not only that, all of the major male characters seem so well-adjusted by comparison. The only thing that comes close to some of the female neuroses in this strip is Angus' sadomasochistic desire to be brow-beaten every morning.

Is this just something that happened, or is there some reason why you don't think an Angry Dude would fit into this group of people? As a card-carrying Angry Dude myself, I'm curious.

It is just something the happened.

Can you come hang out in Australia so I can say hi and be a huge fangirl in front of you?

Someday, someday.

Jeph,

I know this is a weird thing to think about, but the movie that Dora and Marten "watched" in #848 wouldn't happen to be Cherry Falls, would it? The mention of a virginal heroine made me think of it, and it seems like a movie that they would like.

Maybe?

Do you ever get sick of people anaylzing and critizing everything? Which character is your favorite to draw and/or write for? When and how did you decide that this was what you wanted to do?

Thanks for answering (if you do!). And one teeny little request- more Hanners! Please. Love her but haven't seen her much recently.

There's a reason I don't read the forums anymore. Hanners. By accident in 2003.

What is your opinion of Classical music (the broad definition)?  If you enjoy it, which is your favorite period and composer?

It is very CLASSICAL. I like Stravinsky and Debussy.

Wanna pay my airfare out to MA to be your grunt?

No.

Is there any way that I could get a paying job(I really don't care about wage) that can be done over the internet? Because, seriously, if I didn't live in motha fuckin California(just needed to say that. Obscure song reference. Not really, but, eh.), I'd take that slave labor job offer you got. I need cash.

Now, for a real question. Uh, I'll get back to you at that.

No.

any idea when a new poster is gonna come out?

I want to buy it >_>

When I find time to draw one.

Jeph why don't you love us anymore?

Have you SEEN the comic discussion thread in the past year or so?

Far be it from me to question creative processes, but if you can, how the fuck did you come up with "Happy Birthday Grandma!"?

Seriously, that's simultaneously one of the most unpleasant and amazing (in the sense of original, disturbing mental images) things I've had the (dis?)pleasure to read.

I fucked my grandma.

I've been really digging Penelope's physical expressiveness in the last couple of strips (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1255). She seems to move more fluidly than the other characters, and emotes using a lot of her body. Is that something you intended as part of her character? Is it actually there, or am I seeing things because my brain is broke?

I guess that was about 60% question and 40% pretext to make a statement. I'll do better next time.

I am trying to draw more better

When it comes to your creative process, how much of the character interaction, personalities and story progression happens "naturally" and how much do you have to work to create? That is, are there times when aspects of your story and characters are not fluid in their creation, forcing you to mentally fill in the gaps?

Less serious question:

In the film adaptations of Dune, which do you prefer? The 1984 theatrical version or the 2000 SciFi Channel miniseries?

If you have to force character interaction your characters aren't developed enough. Story "progression" happens largely in my head and is then spaced out over glacial timespans. If it's not feeling fluid I do something else which does.

1984 version 4 lyfe.

i guess it's a bit weird but....... is it toooooo weird if i think i'm in love with Faye????

...oh and also, ur comic is just way too fucking addictive

Yes.

Jeph,

First: I second the support for the "Girls of QC" calendar -- even if it will never happen.

Second: If a fan lived close to you and offered to buy you (and Christi) lunch or dinner to be able to meet you, would you consider taking him up on the offer?

Finally: Do you like small airplanes?  What if the second question was "a tour flight around western MA" instead of lunch or dinner?

Keep up the great work -- great art, story and everything you've got going.

Nope.

Probably not. Sorry!

Cristi loves 'em, I hate 'em. Even regular airline flying makes me nervous.

Out of curiosity, do you have any pets?

Three rabbits.

Noooooo! Why!?!? Why did you cut off Sven's beautiful hair!?!?

Because I felt like it.

I would like to know that too (I didn't even know it was Sven until his name came up in conversation). And I also sent you an e-mail about this, but I'll ask it here: You ever thought of having audio to go with the strips? Or do what PVP did and make animated episodes?

Audio? Never. Animated episodes....only for the right price and the right studio. I don't like the animation I've seen in the Blind Ferret productions.

I honestly cannot tell if that was supposed to be sarcasm.

And to keep this thread relevant:
What do you enjoy doing when you get a break from the comic?

Guitar. Sleep. Vidya games.

Has Marten always been taller than Dora? 

Slightly, in my head. As I get better at drawing this becomes more clear.

Hey! My roommate and I were talking the other day and realized that Faye was an art student from Savannah, GA. As students at Savannah College of Art and Design, we were wondering if we are just so happening to attend the same school as Faye! I'm especially curious since not only do I live in Savannah, I'm also from Massachusetts! Relating to characters! Woo!  :roll:

She's FROM Savannah but she didn't necessarily go to COLLEGE there. Unless I said so and have forgotten.

What influences you more: music or art (e.g., drawing, painting, etc.)?

Depends which I'm doing.

Dear Mr. Jeph. Will you be running for president in 2012? Can I vote for you?

no

I was looking through your merchandise section and...

Ever thought of selling hats?

yes

Gays do have the same rights as everybody: life, liberty, protection from search and seizure, free speech...  I can respect a political opinion, but what does banning gay marriage have to do with rights?   :roll:

ugh

I have two questions and they are about the prop 8 thing. Since election is over, and you said you wouldn't discuss politics any more, I would understand if you didn't answer my questions.

1. Is there a particular reason you feel so passionately about your No position on Prop 8?

2. Weren't you afraid you public reaction to prop 8 would alienate some of your readers?  I mean you reacted pretty strongly about it. I have always though this comic and website did a good job of staying out of politics.  I mean anyone who voted or would have voted yes, now may think of your strong position against it. They may even stop reading.  I figured thats why you tried to stay out of politics for the most part on this website. Don't get me wrong I voted No, (I live in California) But if this was my comic I would have kept it to myself so I wouldn't effect the way my comic is viewed.

I really really don't mean anything mean spirited with these questions. I just found your reaction intriguing or interesting or something like that.     
 


1. Because I think gay people should have the same liberties as straight people and should not be discriminated against.

2. No. If they disagree strongly enough to stop reading my comic, fuck them.

Jeph, how do you feel about people shitting up the ask jeph thread?

same way I feel about people shitting up the rest of the forum

Jeph, thank you for introducing me to uStream.   Do you plan to do any more live drawings like that again?

yes

Also I hereby declare that I will no longer answer any questions that can be answered with simple "yes" or "no" responses. Keep this interesting, people.

Jeph, what was the thematic issue you had today that you mentioned?

Quote from: twitter
aaaaaaugh, just had to scrap
tuesday's comic because of
thematic issues. fuck.

Setting and dialogue that I was worried was untrue to a particular character.

Jeph,

The internal monologue strips (impressive, BTW!) invite the question, why so few thought bubbles and looks at internal state most of the time?

If it's been a conscious creative choice, what are the reasons that have gone into it?

Or is it simpler than that, and your characters are so outspoken that there's seldom any need to show what's going on inside?

Or is it simpler yet, and you just write what's in your head, and questions like this are irritating overanalysis?

[I searched the archives for "thought bubble" and "thought balloon". Forgive me if this has come up before.]

Because my comic is already 90% just people standing around and talking. If it was just people standing around thinking to themselves it would be even more static.

I decided to do it because I'd seen internal monologue handled in a creative way that remained true to the characters without removing their "mystery" (thinking specifically of Osaka, and the dream sequences, from Azumanga Daioh here)

Hey Jeph,

shut up!

Your pal,
Tybalt.

NO U

Dear Jeff,

Why do you insist on spending many thousands of dollars on the bleeding-edge versions of Photoshop (a tool that only has functions that GIMP doesn't that are pretty much only required by artists that do professional magazine/print work) and super-advanced graphics tablets for a simplistic comic? Wouldn't a $30 tablet and GIMP work just as well?

Yours truly,

Pretty sure you're trollin'.

Yo! Quick question, who does the vocals on Deathmole's "Unicorn Remains"?

If anyone else knows the answer to this, feel free to reply.

That was me. Metal vocals are hard.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: PinothyJ on 26 Nov 2008, 18:38
Because GIMP is like someone decided to take photoshop and make it ugly, hard to use, and half as useful.
You've never used gimpshop then.


Don't knock what you don't know…
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skofo on 27 Nov 2008, 00:06
Pretty sure you're trollin'.
So everyone that doesn't bow down to you and mindlessly agree with everything you do is a troll?

I am curious. I expected something better from you. An informed answer. At least something. My question still stands. Why spend many thousands of dollars for drawing something like this? You admitted yourself that your art isn't that good or complex.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dragons777dr on 27 Nov 2008, 01:16


Hey Jeph,

shut up!

Your pal,
Tybalt.

NO U

I just have to...

NO U TURN!

Sorry.  :angel:[/enddumbness]

Why have you been squishing the girl's figures lately? They look less beautiful. :(
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 27 Nov 2008, 03:35
Why spend many thousands of dollars for drawing something like this?

Have you never gone from using something cheap to something better, and realised what you'd been missing?  Then you'd know the answer.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 27 Nov 2008, 11:16
Pretty sure you're trollin'.
So everyone that doesn't bow down to you and mindlessly agree with everything you do is a troll?

I am curious. I expected something better from you. An informed answer. At least something. My question still stands. Why spend many thousands of dollars for drawing something like this? You admitted yourself that your art isn't that good or complex.

Sorry but when people are rude I typically assume they're being rude on purpose.

Photoshop and a cintiq just works better and is more fun.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 29 Nov 2008, 09:03
What would have to change before you find your own forums enjoyable again?

(Provided, of course, they ever were in the first place...)
Title: Cast
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 02 Dec 2008, 16:53
Shall you be updating the cast page any time soon, Jeph??
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 02 Dec 2008, 19:58
Quote from: Jeph, earlier in this thread
augh enough about the cast page i will destroy the cast page with fire
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carabas on 03 Dec 2008, 03:06
Jeph: You complain about the poor state of the people on these forums, and after looking around a bit, I'm agreeing with you. I'm not sure I'll stay here very long, but I will keep reading your comic, which brings me to my question: Do you plan, or have you considered, to up the number of indie rock (or another "high-brow" subject, like linguistics) to a level like you used to have? It would change your fanbase some (although it would probably alienate quite a few). It would definitally change people's reactions to your comic, and thus these forums/your following. I'm not sure if this would be good or bad, but it seems the sort of thing you might have opinions to share on.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeCorndog on 03 Dec 2008, 12:13
Just realized I didn't rescind my half-drunken question on the gruntwork. Why, for God's sake, did you even answer that one?

How do you like your coffee?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SuperSUGA on 03 Dec 2008, 12:53
I'll bite!

After your writing block problems you've mentioned lately have you tried any different approaches to writing strips? I'd be genuinely interested to hear how you currently go about the writing process and whether the process has changed for you as much as the drawing side has.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 03 Dec 2008, 13:28
I'll bite!

After your writing block problems you've mentioned lately have you tried any different approaches to writing strips? I'd be genuinely interested to hear how you currently go about the writing process and whether the process has changed for you as much as the drawing side has.

One night without any good ideas does not constitute "writer's block," it's just "a bad night." The writing process is always the same and involves thinking, and then writing things down, and then thinking some more, and writing some more.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: rhesuspieces00 on 03 Dec 2008, 14:41
If you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would have to go?

1. Sex
2. Spoon

inb4 an hero
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Dec 2008, 14:50
Jeph,

Thanks for the informative answer about the place of thought bubbles in the strip!

Next question, how did you get so $%&@! good with facial expressions? Is there someone whose technique inspired you, or did you develop some conscious technique, or is it one of those unconscious unteachable skills like riding a bicycle?

Examples where I think you communicated something subtle include Wil and Penne-lope in 1286, and Dora in 1278 showed a lot of emotion without exaggerated drawing. Tai in panels two and three of 1268 had an expression that's not off the shelf, but that said how uncomfortable she felt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MartinLovesPintsize on 03 Dec 2008, 23:59
I was wondering about the process behind "the talk" and Faye's dad's suicide.  How long before you started that story line did you know you were going to do that. Because when you read the archives , there is some pretty clear foreshadowing early on. Such as when faye cried at the ice cream shop. I mean did you have in your head "Faye's dad died" for all these years or what? The story just seems to build to the talk.  You made it fit really well, if it wasn't always in the back of your head.

Do you think that the serious nature of the talk influenced Tim Buckely's decision to do the misguided miscarriage strips at control-alt-delete? I think it did. What do you think about those strips in general? 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 04 Dec 2008, 11:11
Jeph, what is the saddest thing?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lithagos on 04 Dec 2008, 11:35
I know there's a bunch of good episodes of mst3k, but what tops your list?
and =o! which host are you more fond of: mike or joel? ^^
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 04 Dec 2008, 14:07
Jeph,

J. Michael Straczynski experiences the writing process as one of transcription. His subconscious, he figures, is doing a lot of heavy lifting behind the scenes but what he is conscious of is setting up a situation and then watching a movie of the characters reacting to it. He watches that movie over and over, and each time through it gets clearer and more detailed. When it gels he types up what he saw. The characters are autonomous.

How does that compare to your own experience when you're writing a QC script?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 04 Dec 2008, 17:45
Quote from: Jeph, earlier in this thread
augh enough about the cast page i will destroy the cast page with fire
Whats wrong with asking about the cast page?
Thats my number one source when refering the Jeph's masterpiece to friends. Unfortunately, some of the chacrters have not been added, the head-shots are a little out of date and some of the characters bio.s could be tweaked since their personalities have developed more.
Back to the main point though, since i cant exactly explain what the entire story is between all the cast or even describe the whole cast, it would be nice if something (like a cast page could do it for me
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maketehkisses on 04 Dec 2008, 17:56
Hey Jeph,

When I saw all the different Twitter accounts for the characters, I couldn't help but smile and follow all of them. What made you decide to give them all Twitter accounts? Was it something to add more depth to the characters or just something for you to have fun with?

Thanks!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: misticloudz on 05 Dec 2008, 00:19
Jeph,

OH I have a ton of questions.  But I'll try and restrain myself and not give you a massive wall of text to read.  :angel:

 How did you decide when to make the jump from 'hobby' to 'full time job'?  Was it scary?  (sure is scary for me!!!)
Do you have any advice for someone else who's trying to do something they love and live off it? (I don't draw a webcomic, though... :|)
Do you ever feel isolated not working with other people (besides your wife and your trained polar bear associates)?

ok that's enough of the biz-ness stuff  :-D

What's the hardest part about writing this comic?
What's the best part about writing this comic?
(I know I'm so original)

Do you think that every single snowflake is unique, or that it was all lies?
Is the cake a lie too? </geek>  :-P

Is Twitter really that amusing to use?
and yes I know I use too many smileys...  :wink:

(edited to get rid of all the useless space at the bottom cause I'm slow)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 05 Dec 2008, 01:10
Would you rather chew on lightbulbs or have lightbulbs chew on you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 05 Dec 2008, 12:43
Quote from: Jeph, earlier in this thread
augh enough about the cast page i will destroy the cast page with fire
Whats wrong with asking about the cast page?
Thats my number one source when refering the Jeph's masterpiece to friends. Unfortunately, some of the chacrters have not been added, the head-shots are a little out of date and some of the characters bio.s could be tweaked since their personalities have developed more.
Back to the main point though, since i cant exactly explain what the entire story is between all the cast or even describe the whole cast, it would be nice if something (like a cast page could do it for me

The bad thing about asking about the cast page is that somebody does it like every ten minutes and he is getting sick of answering that question.  It will get done when he does it, just have patience.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: damnitsteve on 05 Dec 2008, 12:54
D'awww.

My question didn't get answerimated.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 07 Dec 2008, 19:21
D'awww.

My question didn't get answerimated.

D'aww, trying to play off your terrible insecurities and overwhelming need to be noticed with poor English is so cute!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 07 Dec 2008, 19:43
Don't be an ass
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 07 Dec 2008, 20:35
Sorry. Bitchy mood after studying multiple consecutive hours for an anatomy & physiology final that will kick my ass. My apologies, steve.  :oops:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 07 Dec 2008, 21:49
Quote from: Jeph, earlier in this thread
augh enough about the cast page i will destroy the cast page with fire
Whats wrong with asking about the cast page?
Thats my number one source when refering the Jeph's masterpiece to friends. Unfortunately, some of the chacrters have not been added, the head-shots are a little out of date and some of the characters bio.s could be tweaked since their personalities have developed more.
Back to the main point though, since i cant exactly explain what the entire story is between all the cast or even describe the whole cast, it would be nice if something (like a cast page could do it for me

The bad thing about asking about the cast page is that somebody does it like every ten minutes and he is getting sick of answering that question.  It will get done when he does it, just have patience.


thanks silentj! i suppose if i read the thread a little more i woulda seen that. sorry :/
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: damnitsteve on 08 Dec 2008, 08:34
D'awww.

My question didn't get answerimated.

D'aww, trying to play off your terrible insecurities and overwhelming need to be noticed with poor English is so cute!

*blush*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 08 Dec 2008, 12:49
...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 08 Dec 2008, 15:05
...

Yeah, my thoughts as well.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: J-cob9000 on 08 Dec 2008, 17:23
Is it fun looking around for furry pictures to put on Pintsize's twitter?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: minus1 on 09 Dec 2008, 14:00
Hey Jeph,

Would you have any objection to the existence of a webpage linking each comic according to the timedatestamp your webserver reports for the strip? Like this:

1286 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:39 (underlined bit linking to http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1286 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1286) )
1287 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:18 (underlined bit linking to http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1287 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1287) )
1288 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:34 (underlined bit linking to http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1288 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1288) )

For the sake of clarity - I wouldn't deep-link the comic image. I would link the containing page, so your newspost, ads, all links etc would be not be interfered with in any way. The idea of this is purely as a workaround for you not having the time to put the dates online yourself.

Thanks!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: misslynz on 10 Dec 2008, 04:55
Okay, I'm going to stick my neck out here and ask a question that I think has probably been asked before(but not in the last 3 pages as far as I've noticed).

A little while back, I surfed back through the QC archive looking for the last time that Faye wore the Bearmonster shirt. The strip number(if I recall correctly) was number 951.

Here are my questions:

Is she ever going to wear it again?

If not, could you offer an explanation as to what happened to it/why it hasn't made a return in about the last 300 strips?

I know that sounds like kind of a lame thing to inquire about, but I miss seeing that particular shirt on her and was wondering why it hasn't been seen in so long.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 10 Dec 2008, 10:45
Because 300 strips in QC time could be a week or two. Also because it is more interesting for Jeph to draw new T-shirt designs for his characters than the same shit over again.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: minus1 on 10 Dec 2008, 18:36
Awesomely leet mind-reading skillz Jeph!

I had been trying to figure out how to ask - in the nicest way possible - if you could see your way to moving the blog post to the bottom of each page so that (a) I wouldn't accidentally read it before the comic and (b) I wouldn't have to scroll all the way back up to the top to read it after the comic.

Addendum to my previous post (about three posts back), about scraping all the comic timedatestamps: would you mind if I were to scrape the archive page for the comic titles too, maybe to use as html titles (à la xkcd hover-overs)?

Thanks!

Christian
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: foolsguinea on 10 Dec 2008, 21:44
I have convinced my cousin Michael to open a Coffee of Doom franchise.

He asks, how do we get a franchise for a place that doesn't exist?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Caspain on 11 Dec 2008, 01:11
I have convinced my cousin Michael to open a Coffee of Doom franchise.

He asks, how do we get a franchise for a place that doesn't exist?

I want in, I'm snarky enough to rival Faye.

Unfortunately, I am not a highly erratic/erotic/hotchick enough. :cry:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Caerbannog on 11 Dec 2008, 12:08
Jeph, don't you know how to draw tapirs from the front?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 11 Dec 2008, 17:47
Jeph, don't you know how to draw tapirs from the front?

Are you seriously picking on a dude for not being able to draw a semi-exotic animal?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Caerbannog on 12 Dec 2008, 00:07
Are you seriously picking on a dude for not being able to draw a semi-exotic animal?


Only if you want me to be. Otherwise, I was just asking a question.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ryder on 14 Dec 2008, 19:23
Jeph, don't you know how to draw tapirs from the front?
YOUR TAPIRS ARE INACCURATE BOOO.

Shame on you, Jeph.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 18 Dec 2008, 22:05
Jeph Jeph Jeph! I have a serious question!
Well, not really, but I think it's a good one.
Have you ever thought of hireing(spell check that for me, is there still an e or no?) a really smart person, say, an engineer, to build a model of Pintsize? With attitude and all? Possibly the addition of serious lasers eyes for an extra fee and a contract. I dont know, just an idea.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 18 Dec 2008, 23:42
Hey Jeph, Jeph,

Have you ever thought about hiyerung someone really smart, like, a doctor, to create Marten and Dora and Faye and Hannelore so you can have sex with them? It would be like incest, only more delicious!

I don't know, just an idea.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: whazzupkp on 19 Dec 2008, 12:35
I noticed that throughout your comics there are many references to either Anime or Japanese Culture that is not dealing with Anime. So did you take some sort of culture or language class about the Land of the Rising Sun and Raw Fish?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kharthulu on 21 Dec 2008, 05:06
I tried searching around the forums to see if anyone has asked or if it has already been posted, and couldn't find anything, so: Comic 1276, the wall of text behind Hannelore's head, is the full text posted anywhere on the forums?  Did you actually write the whole thing, or did you just draw text on either side that seemed like it fit with the previous line?  If you did write the whole thing, could you post it, or direct me to where you did post it?  I'm curious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 21 Dec 2008, 20:39
I noticed that throughout your comics there are many references to either Anime or Japanese Culture that is not dealing with Anime. So did you take some sort of culture or language class about the Land of the Rising Sun and Raw Fish?

Yes, this class is called The Internet.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 22 Dec 2008, 20:30
Why did you decide to post disturbing things in Pintsize's twitter? WHY?


Are you just trying to fuck with your fans?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 22 Dec 2008, 22:34
Hey Jeph, Jeph,

Have you ever thought about hiyerung someone really smart, like, a doctor, to create Marten and Dora and Faye and Hannelore so you can have sex with them? It would be like incest, only more delicious!

I don't know, just an idea.

hey man, no need to mock. its not an entirely unrealistic idea.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Naet on 23 Dec 2008, 11:13
It says in the FAQ that the original art size for each panel is really, really huge.  Do you ever release these Original Drawings?  Would you be willing to give out a few favorites of yours if I asked nicely?

EDIT: there's one or two on the somewhat defunct jephdraw website...

EDIT #2:  What about releasing the .psd file?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: readiness on 23 Dec 2008, 17:02
It says in the FAQ that the original art size for each pannel is really, really huge.  Do you ever release these Original Drawings?  Would you be willing to give out a few favorites if I asked nicely?

Or sell them similar to the way the artist who draws Girls with Slingshots does?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 23 Dec 2008, 17:12
It says in the FAQ that the original art size for each pannel is really, really huge.  Do you ever release these Original Drawings?  Would you be willing to give out a few favorites if I asked nicely?

Or sell them similar to the way the artist who draws Girls with Slingshots does?

Definitely sounds like a good idea.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tomselleck69 on 24 Dec 2008, 09:58
he draws on a computer

there are no original drawings

it's not gonna be alright this time
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 24 Dec 2008, 10:17
Dear Jeph, what do you want for Christmas?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 25 Dec 2008, 00:43
I don't know if you know this, man, but Eris is totally like, a girl.

Mocking is how we do things here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tyler on 26 Dec 2008, 21:06
Dear Jeph,

Does this section of the forums creep you out?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lily-kiernan on 28 Dec 2008, 20:58
Hey Jeph, Jeph,

Have you ever thought about hiyerung someone really smart, like, a doctor, to create Marten and Dora and Faye and Hannelore so you can have sex with them? It would be like incest, only more delicious!

I don't know, just an idea.

hey man, no need to mock. its not an entirely unrealistic idea.

Yeah. It's pretty hot too.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 30 Dec 2008, 19:58
Guys, conversations like this is why it takes Jeph so long to answer people's questions.  I'm sure he's waiting for a decent amount of reasonable (read: non-creepy) questions to answer.

Dear Jeph,

Does this section of the forums creep you out?

see above quote tunnel.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: harddisk on 31 Dec 2008, 17:53
Hey Jeph,

have you ever thinked (or however it's spelled, I'm tired :p) of publishing SVG (or other hi/full-res) versions of your panels?
Really, infinite-scalable graphics simply look way better on bigger screens than the current poor 600px :)

the|m.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 01 Jan 2009, 13:51
http://www.inkscape.org/

It would probably be easier for you to do it yourself than for Jeph to do all of them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: harddisk on 02 Jan 2009, 03:42
I know Inkscape, but manually vectorizing from a lossy format sucks - and I think that Photoshop offers an SVG exporter, not sure if it supports batch exporting, though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 05 Jan 2009, 23:25
I feel totally comfortable citing Geddy Lee as the best bass/vocals in rock.

Do you mean he's the best bassist AND vocalist? Or the best person to do both at once?

Singing and playing bass IS way harder than singing and playing guitar, I'll grant you that. But I find his vocals and bass tone incredibly grating.

I feel bad bagging on Rush because from everything I've read they're all really nice guys (with the possible exception of Neal Peart, but then again I hate anybody who takes Ayn Rand seriously). But yeah, I really do not enjoy their music.

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18894.msg595404.html#msg595404
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrSteevo on 05 Jan 2009, 23:33
Oh! Ok, Thank you random internet fairy!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bean on 06 Jan 2009, 13:47
Hey, how much do you know about coffee?  Have you worked in the industry?  I just wonder because in #1307 on the specials board you put Ethiopian and Hazelnut up.  As a roaster I really can't ever say I've had an Ethiopia that had any hazelnut tones in it, also I really wouldn't think anyone would ever put Hazelnut syrup in a cup of Ethiopia.  Please explain what the specials board is trying to say.  Also a while back, now I can't remember, there was an implication that the coffee came from origin roasted and in burlap bags or something.  This is untrue.  It comes green from origin and is roasted domestically.  Roasted coffee stored in burlap would be quite disgusting and stale very quickly.

Otherwise, I love the comic!

bean
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Insectile on 06 Jan 2009, 18:30
Jeph,

Why do you hate the WCT so much?
Also, how much time did you jump forward after Will left
or did you just say screw it i want Dora's hair long NOW and didn't care for time?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 06 Jan 2009, 21:13
Jeph,

Why do you hate the WCT so much?

Really?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: emmabrock on 07 Jan 2009, 17:23
Hey dude:

Everyone (you included) makes jokes about the glacial passage of time in QC - why do the time jump at this point of the story?

How much of a role do your friends/family have in the material that ends up in the strips? (Do you mine conversations for funny turns of phrase to give to your favorite characters?)

What's the difference between indie culture and hipster culture?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 07 Jan 2009, 21:08
emmabrock, refer to this thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18358.0.html) and the links it contains.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jman8088 on 08 Jan 2009, 01:49
1) Have you ever considered wiping the forums clean?
2) Do you own a PS3/Xbox 360/Wii/PC that will play games that where made in 2007 onward?
Thanks!

I just remembered your resolve to not anwer yes/no questions.
Which of the following do you own:
a) Sony Playstation three
b) Microsoft xbox 360
c) Nintendo wii
d) Some form of gameing computer

Thanks again
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 08 Jan 2009, 20:54
Why were you pleased by the Tribune closing?

(I don't read printed news so I might be missing something)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: kgbisouttogetme on 08 Jan 2009, 22:15
what are you thinking about doing with this massive, eclectic, and interesting internet cult youve started? that kinda sounded mean but it was meant with all good intentions.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 08 Jan 2009, 22:54
1) Have you ever considered wiping the forums clean?
2) Do you own a PS3/Xbox 360/Wii/PC that will play games that where made in 2007 onward?
Thanks!

I just remembered your resolve to not anwer yes/no questions.
Which of the following do you own:
a) Sony Playstation three
b) Microsoft xbox 360
c) Nintendo wii
d) Some form of gameing computer

Thanks again
..are you joking?  He wasn't specifying the form of questions being asked, he was specifying the type of questions.  Open ended questions like "Do you find being an artist to be challenging?" or "what's some good advice you have for an amateur artist?" (Except not those questions because they've been asked a million times).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LunaCorn on 11 Jan 2009, 07:57
Just wandering around the site and, and I'm sure you're extremely busy and just haven't gotten around to doing it, but I couldn't help but notice that Wil and the Intern haven't been added to the About page. I know it's not really a question but an observation but I couldn't think of where else to place it. Sorry if I totally missed the thread among all the other threads. :/
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: [email protected] on 11 Jan 2009, 14:12
so like. idk what jeph like looks like and its killing me. im not a stalker but like i wanna know. send me a pic or somethin.  :?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 11 Jan 2009, 15:52
so like. idk wat google image search is but it might help. (http://images.google.com)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 14 Jan 2009, 10:15
Jeph, will Winslow be getting a Twitter feed too? Also, will it be NSFL like Pintsize's?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: blanktom on 14 Jan 2009, 18:11
Jeph,

OMGZ WILL YOU JUST UPDATE THE CAST PA- no wait that wasn't it. Do that when you want. Its your comic, dude.

But what I was hoping for was some advice on scripting comics. I've done a bit of creative writing before but never antying like scripting, and as me and my artistic girlfriend are thinking of collaborating on some kind of webcomic based story soon, I was wondering if you had any tips on how to go about actually scripting the thing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Nitre on 15 Jan 2009, 11:07
Ahoy!

I was wondering if the video you made a long time back (around the 500's) of you drawing a comic is still available?

It seems the link or torrent doesn't work.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 15 Jan 2009, 23:22
Jeph: You complain about the poor state of the people on these forums, and after looking around a bit, I'm agreeing with you. I'm not sure I'll stay here very long, but I will keep reading your comic, which brings me to my question: Do you plan, or have you considered, to up the number of indie rock (or another "high-brow" subject, like linguistics) to a level like you used to have? It would change your fanbase some (although it would probably alienate quite a few). It would definitally change people's reactions to your comic, and thus these forums/your following. I'm not sure if this would be good or bad, but it seems the sort of thing you might have opinions to share on.

I've thought about it but I'm not really interested right now. And I doubt changes in the comic would really alter the chemistry of the comic discussion threads much.

Next question, how did you get so $%&@! good with facial expressions? Is there someone whose technique inspired you, or did you develop some conscious technique, or is it one of those unconscious unteachable skills like riding a bicycle?

Examples where I think you communicated something subtle include Wil and Penne-lope in 1286, and Dora in 1278 showed a lot of emotion without exaggerated drawing. Tai in panels two and three of 1268 had an expression that's not off the shelf, but that said how uncomfortable she felt.

I'm not really that good at facial expressions, I just do the best I can. I read a lot of comics, both web and manga, and that probably helps I guess?

I was wondering about the process behind "the talk" and Faye's dad's suicide.  How long before you started that story line did you know you were going to do that. Because when you read the archives , there is some pretty clear foreshadowing early on. Such as when faye cried at the ice cream shop. I mean did you have in your head "Faye's dad died" for all these years or what? The story just seems to build to the talk.  You made it fit really well, if it wasn't always in the back of your head.

Do you think that the serious nature of the talk influenced Tim Buckely's decision to do the misguided miscarriage strips at control-alt-delete? I think it did. What do you think about those strips in general? 

I knew from almost the beginning that Faye and Marten were gonna have to have a big dramatic heart-to-heart sooner or later. The actual time was decided entirely on the spur of the moment. It took me a long time to figure out the reason for Faye's trauma but once I did it basically wrote itself. I wrote that entire arc in about 45 minutes. One of the advantages of serial storytelling is you can create an illusion of careful forethought simply by looking back over what you've done before and making sure the new stuff fits in. It might be a hack trick (I'm not really a writer so I don't know) but it does work.

I can't say whether I've had any influence on CAD. I can see what Tim was going for with that story (developing the relationship between Ethan and whatshername) but I don't think it was executed properly- in fact I just don't think you CAN execute a miscarriage story properly if it's in a comic that is normally about wacky "random" humor and video game jokes. I respect that he tried something different, but I don't think it was a success.

Jeph, what is the saddest thing?

The saddest thing is a child trying to push the intestines of his freshly-run-over pet rabbit back inside as it slowly wheezes its last breath.

I know there's a bunch of good episodes of mst3k, but what tops your list?
and =o! which host are you more fond of: mike or joel? ^^

I don't have a favorite episode but Joel-era is inifinitely funnier than Mike-era.

Jeph,

J. Michael Straczynski experiences the writing process as one of transcription. His subconscious, he figures, is doing a lot of heavy lifting behind the scenes but what he is conscious of is setting up a situation and then watching a movie of the characters reacting to it. He watches that movie over and over, and each time through it gets clearer and more detailed. When it gels he types up what he saw. The characters are autonomous.

How does that compare to your own experience when you're writing a QC script?

That is the best-case scenario for any kind of writing, and something all writers strive for. On a good day, that's what it feels like to me. I need more good days.

Quote from: Jeph, earlier in this thread
augh enough about the cast page i will destroy the cast page with fire
Whats wrong with asking about the cast page?
Thats my number one source when refering the Jeph's masterpiece to friends. Unfortunately, some of the chacrters have not been added, the head-shots are a little out of date and some of the characters bio.s could be tweaked since their personalities have developed more.
Back to the main point though, since i cant exactly explain what the entire story is between all the cast or even describe the whole cast, it would be nice if something (like a cast page could do it for me

I am just going to change the cast page to a link to the Wikipedia article for QC

Hey Jeph,

When I saw all the different Twitter accounts for the characters, I couldn't help but smile and follow all of them. What made you decide to give them all Twitter accounts? Was it something to add more depth to the characters or just something for you to have fun with?

Thanks!

I just thought it would be fun

How did you decide when to make the jump from 'hobby' to 'full time job'?  Was it scary?  (sure is scary for me!!!)
Do you have any advice for someone else who's trying to do something they love and live off it? (I don't draw a webcomic, though... :|)
Do you ever feel isolated not working with other people (besides your wife and your trained polar bear associates)?

What's the hardest part about writing this comic?
What's the best part about writing this comic?

Is Twitter really that amusing to use?
(edited to get rid of all the useless space at the bottom cause I'm slow)

1. When I got fired. Yes.
2. Be lucky.
3. No.
4. Writing the comic.
5. Finishing a script.
6. Yes

Would you rather chew on lightbulbs or have lightbulbs chew on you?

NO *YOU* SHUT UP

Is it fun looking around for furry pictures to put on Pintsize's twitter?

extremely

I have convinced my cousin Michael to open a Coffee of Doom franchise.

He asks, how do we get a franchise for a place that doesn't exist?

I really gotta trademark that one of these days

Jeph, don't you know how to draw tapirs from the front?

Assuming you're talking about the freaky panel, I drew it from the side because the creepiest part of tapirs is their weird semidetached upper jaw and I wanted to emphasize that.

Jeph Jeph Jeph! I have a serious question!
Well, not really, but I think it's a good one.
Have you ever thought of hireing(spell check that for me, is there still an e or no?) a really smart person, say, an engineer, to build a model of Pintsize? With attitude and all? Possibly the addition of serious lasers eyes for an extra fee and a contract. I dont know, just an idea.

Well, now I have I guess.

Hey Jeph, Jeph,

Have you ever thought about hiyerung someone really smart, like, a doctor, to create Marten and Dora and Faye and Hannelore so you can have sex with them? It would be like incest, only more delicious!

I don't know, just an idea.

gonna fuck your face-holes

I noticed that throughout your comics there are many references to either Anime or Japanese Culture that is not dealing with Anime. So did you take some sort of culture or language class about the Land of the Rising Sun and Raw Fish?

I uh I watch anime sometimes

I tried searching around the forums to see if anyone has asked or if it has already been posted, and couldn't find anything, so: Comic 1276, the wall of text behind Hannelore's head, is the full text posted anywhere on the forums?  Did you actually write the whole thing, or did you just draw text on either side that seemed like it fit with the previous line?  If you did write the whole thing, could you post it, or direct me to where you did post it?  I'm curious.

I actually wrote the whole thing; it's just stream of consciousness babble, and no I'm not gonna post it.

Why did you decide to post disturbing things in Pintsize's twitter? WHY?


Are you just trying to fuck with your fans?

(http://www.bimbopussy.com/st/thumbs/005/0118942159.jpg)

It says in the FAQ that the original art size for each panel is really, really huge.  Do you ever release these Original Drawings?  Would you be willing to give out a few favorites of yours if I asked nicely?

EDIT: there's one or two on the somewhat defunct jephdraw website...

EDIT #2:  What about releasing the .psd file?

We might be doing on-demand strip prints once we switch to Topatoco and they would be pretty big.

Dear Jeph, what do you want for Christmas?

(http://www.bimbopussy.com/st/thumbs/005/0118942159.jpg)

I don't know if you know this, man, but Eris is totally like, a girl.

Mocking is how we do things here.


wanna meet that dad

Dear Jeph,

Does this section of the forums creep you out?

If weekly comic talk is AIDS, this is oral herpes

Hey Jeph,

have you ever thinked (or however it's spelled, I'm tired :p) of publishing SVG (or other hi/full-res) versions of your panels?
Really, infinite-scalable graphics simply look way better on bigger screens than the current poor 600px :)

the|m.

nnnnnnnope

Jeph,

Why do you hate the WCT so much?
Also, how much time did you jump forward after Will left
or did you just say screw it i want Dora's hair long NOW and didn't care for time?



It's pissy and inane and creepy.
Enough.

Hey dude:

Everyone (you included) makes jokes about the glacial passage of time in QC - why do the time jump at this point of the story?

How much of a role do your friends/family have in the material that ends up in the strips? (Do you mine conversations for funny turns of phrase to give to your favorite characters?)

What's the difference between indie culture and hipster culture?


Seemed like a good idea, fit in the story, and I was sick of Dora's old hair.

Very little.

Indie culture is far too diverse to generalize. Hipster culture is just a bunch of douches being douchey.

Why were you pleased by the Tribune closing?

(I don't read printed news so I might be missing something)

I used to work for a company owned by them and it sucked so many balls you would not believe

sometimes I enjoy schadenfreude

what are you thinking about doing with this massive, eclectic, and interesting internet cult youve started? that kinda sounded mean but it was meant with all good intentions.

fanbase != cult

But what I was hoping for was some advice on scripting comics. I've done a bit of creative writing before but never antying like scripting, and as me and my artistic girlfriend are thinking of collaborating on some kind of webcomic based story soon, I was wondering if you had any tips on how to go about actually scripting the thing.

Since I don't work with an artist my scripts are very basic- just dialogue and very occasionally a note about pose or action or whatever. If you're working with an artist, I imagine you have to be a lot more specific about setting and body language and such. The trick is really just clearing your mind and letting it happen naturally, I guess. It's kind of a mysterious process.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 16 Jan 2009, 10:27
Jeph, what is the saddest thing?

The saddest thing is a child trying to push the intestines of his freshly-run-over pet rabbit back inside as it slowly wheezes its last breath.

noooooooooooo!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 17 Jan 2009, 00:18
Jeph, what is the saddest thing?

The saddest thing is a child trying to push the intestines of his freshly-run-over pet rabbit back inside as it slowly wheezes its last breath.
Jeph, don't you realize, if there is something sadder than that you will be so screwed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 18 Jan 2009, 22:07
I don't know, I can't think of anything any sadder unless it was me.  And that's subjective sadness.

Maybe I can't because I don't want to.

Good job, Jeph.

S
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tomselleck69 on 19 Jan 2009, 06:44
I don't know, I can't think of anything any sadder unless it was me.  And that's subjective sadness.
I can (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06022003) think (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11052001) of (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09052006) a couple (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07302007).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LukeSimm on 19 Jan 2009, 07:25
Heya. Got a couple of questions:

1) In regards to drawing skills, how much do you think is talent and how much do you think is practice?
2) Do you ever use your Cintiq for anything other than drawing, and if so what.

--- Luke
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DaveSangor05 on 19 Jan 2009, 12:40
Jeph,

If they had a Comic-Con In Oregon would you come?

I tried talking my Brother into going to San Diego Comic-Con last year but no luck. :-(
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ALB on 19 Jan 2009, 21:10
Jeph,
Should we expect any huge bombshell changes in the characters' relationships or have things (aside from the weather and Dora's hair) remained pretty much at status quo ante?


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Justaberry on 20 Jan 2009, 08:19
I do have to ask. Will there be new livejournal icons put out at some point sir?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Insectile on 20 Jan 2009, 12:54
Dear Jeph,

Your art style has changed dramatically since the first strip to now,
Did you take art classes
or did the act of drawing a comic a day for so many years caused natural improvement?
P.S. When are you going to update the cast page?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shok Xone Studios on 20 Jan 2009, 20:11
EDIT: Bloody hell, I posted this in the wrong damn forum. How on earth did I manage that?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Faryshta on 21 Jan 2009, 18:22
Just to ask why is Dora handing a sword on 1321 and what is that stick Faye was using? I can't believe no one noticed and asked.

I love your art, read them all (stalker mode off).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnnaBanana on 22 Jan 2009, 23:43
Ok, so it isn't technically a question, it is just that I looked around a bit and noted this was the thread you (Jeph) seem to frequent most.

I've been reading QC since around strip 30.. I can't believe it has been my homepage for so long, but I've only been to the forums two or three times.  I just recently registered, though, because I really wanted to express my relief and gratitude toward you regarding your comment on the Prop. 4 advertisements appearing on QC.  Being a member of the LGBT community, Proposal 4 had obvious meaning to me, and I am so glad that you not only feel the way you do about it, but that you were so outspoken about it.  Your clear disgust towards Prop. 4 and the fact that you donated any money made that day made me that much happier to support this comic and continue to pass the link on to anyone that I feel has a similar sense of humor.  Congratulations on the success you have had thus far, and I look forward to the continuation of this comic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: drksk8tr66 on 23 Jan 2009, 19:46
idea....dora and faye become the next daft punk girls....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 23 Jan 2009, 19:48
Just to ask why is Dora handing a sword on 1321 and what is that stick Faye was using? I can't believe no one noticed and asked.

Read the title of the strip.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jesus166 on 24 Jan 2009, 10:07
Naruto Or One Piece? They are manga/anime by the way....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Waferman on 25 Jan 2009, 22:08
Jeph have you heared of Sunset Rubdown? You should hear of them.
Additionally, about how many times a week do you draw just for fun/practice?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 26 Jan 2009, 12:34
Ok, so it isn't technically a question, it is just that I looked around a bit and noted this was the thread you (Jeph) seem to frequent most.

I've been reading QC since around strip 30.. I can't believe it has been my homepage for so long, but I've only been to the forums two or three times.  I just recently registered, though, because I really wanted to express my relief and gratitude toward you regarding your comment on the Prop. 4 advertisements appearing on QC.  Being a member of the LGBT community, Proposal 4 had obvious meaning to me, and I am so glad that you not only feel the way you do about it, but that you were so outspoken about it.  Your clear disgust towards Prop. 4 and the fact that you donated any money made that day made me that much happier to support this comic and continue to pass the link on to anyone that I feel has a similar sense of humor.  Congratulations on the success you have had thus far, and I look forward to the continuation of this comic.

Wasn't that Proposition 8 in California? Just checking to make sure, for my own sanity. In any case, I second your comments above. Jeph is a pretty awesome dude.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AnnaBanana on 26 Jan 2009, 16:18
Yes, Prop. 8 was that I was referring to, I am unsure why I wrote Prop. 4 instead.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jan 2009, 21:50
Yes, Prop. 8 was that I was referring to, I am unsure why I wrote Prop. 4 instead.

Probably because it was written and passed by a bunch of halfwits?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jimor on 27 Jan 2009, 15:12
Yes, Prop. 8 was that I was referring to, I am unsure why I wrote Prop. 4 instead.

Probably because it was written and passed by a bunch of halfwits?

There was also Prop 4 in Florida about the same thing, but about 10 times as evil as CA's 8 if you can imagine that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JugglaJ on 27 Jan 2009, 22:28
JEPH!!!!!
Your comic is the highlight of my day


Heres a question for you
How can you have so many ideas for the comic
that and
How do you draw it
i want to learn how, and to start my own comic

thanks,
JugglaJ (the resident juggalo of the place as far as i know)


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 27 Jan 2009, 22:45
Man, who the hell admits to being a Juggalo?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tragic_pizza on 27 Jan 2009, 22:46
est, imagine if that were the most important boast you could make.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: KvP on 27 Jan 2009, 22:47
Juggalos, I'd expect. If you were embarassed why would you be one in the first place?

(fuck youuuuu for making me post in here, han :c )
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JugglaJ on 27 Jan 2009, 22:49
Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records have stated that there is no true definition of a juggalo. In a press release from Insane Clown Posse, they say "there are no requirements to being a Juggalo. We don't care if you spend a dime on merch, or if you know the words to every song. If this music touches you, and you get some positive experience from it, we would be honored to have you consider yourself a Juggalo."[5] In a 2005 interview, Joseph Utsler explained, "you could be a Juggalo and not even listen to ICP. A Juggalo is a frame of mind and what not. And I was a Juggalo before we started with ICP. [...] You don't even to have to fuckin' necessarily listen to [Psychopathic Records] to be a Juggalo. Juggalos are Juggalos."[6]

Its a state of mind man
i am not the stereotypical juggalo
sorry for postin this jeph had to set the guy straight on what he thinks a juggalo is
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 27 Jan 2009, 23:03
Thanks for setting me straight, man.  That's great.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tragic_pizza on 27 Jan 2009, 23:07
Meat pies are also meat pies.

But pie pies are better...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Melodic on 27 Jan 2009, 23:09
Shame on you, est. Discouraging a life of broken promises and fat women. What the helllll.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Jan 2009, 23:34
Hey Jeph, it's Kieffer!

What are your thoughts on making me an administrator of the forums. Or, barring that, a mod again? It sounds like a totally bitchin idea, right?

Xoxo
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 28 Jan 2009, 00:08
Thanks for setting me straight, man.  That's great.

I like how he didn't even take out the citation markers when he copy-pasted from Wikipedia.  Good on you, sir.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 28 Jan 2009, 00:57
If you're gonna bash him, it makes more sense to do so because he asks dumb questions. I don't know the Insane Clown Posse, and it doesn't sound like I'd wanna, but if he wants to listen to it..
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: qcfan666 on 29 Jan 2009, 13:32
So can we expect to see a comic with Steven and Meena in it soon?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 29 Jan 2009, 16:09
could you please post an isolated and bubble-less panel three from #1328? please?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 29 Jan 2009, 17:27
It's a pretty tiny speech bubble without any major detail behind it. If you have photoshop or similar, you can probably do it yourself.

The main reason for posting a reply, though was:

"What do you need it for? Wanking purposes? If so, eww."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ecstaticjoy on 29 Jan 2009, 23:52
Jeph, who would win in a fight between the Tequila Monster and Pintsize?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Joker on 30 Jan 2009, 19:33
Jeph, who would win in a fight between the Tequila Monster and Pintsize?

The Allosaur.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ecstaticjoy on 02 Feb 2009, 01:39
Today's comic made me think of another question.

If my friend published his own super fun board game and I wanted to send you one, where would I mail it? Do you have a fan mailbox big enough for a board game?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JReynolds on 02 Feb 2009, 07:50
Hi Jeph,

You have appeared as a character in at least two webcomics (Overcompensating a few times, plus a Something Positive where you were a judge at a convention costume show). Do you have a favourite walk-on appearance?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: k on 05 Feb 2009, 23:44
Why is Gina Riversmith facing the "camera" instead of Sven in the last panel of this latest strip, 1334? Same question about Sven, actually.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: öde on 06 Feb 2009, 02:52
Hey Jeph, do you think you can legitimately complain about the creepiness of your fans now?

Nice Anders Loves Maria guest strip, by the way!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chad K. on 06 Feb 2009, 07:53
Jeph-

I typically stick to the music forums on your site, and rarely venture into the comic discussion threads.  When I do, I almost invariably see a new thread about why someone doesn't like a story line, or character or wishes you would get back to a different story line, etc.  Is this ever discouraging or frustrating, or is it just one of those things you ultimately accept as a consequence of doing art and just move on?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: billythehick on 08 Feb 2009, 06:51
It's a pretty tiny speech bubble without any major detail behind it. If you have photoshop or similar, you can probably do it yourself.

The main reason for posting a reply, though was:

"What do you need it for? Wanking purposes? If so, eww."

I just thought it was a really nice picture that perfectly encapsulated the way i feel most nights. but i also foresaw that someone would make that assumption, but i was expecting it to be jeph.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: VanHorneDog on 08 Feb 2009, 19:15
EDIT: nvm i found the WTF merch thread

so i guess my question would be, can we see Faye murder something?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SirJuggles on 08 Feb 2009, 20:37
Sorry to imitate an answered question, but your answer was so good that it got me generally curious.

Jeph, what is the sweetest thing?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 08 Feb 2009, 22:32
I have as serious question and it may well decide the fate of humanity.

Is anyone going to get preggers?

*shakes up magic 8Ball*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 08 Feb 2009, 22:33
NOTE: SKIPPING THINGS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED WITH A SIMPLE YES OR NO

Heya. Got a couple of questions:

1) In regards to drawing skills, how much do you think is talent and how much do you think is practice?
2) Do you ever use your Cintiq for anything other than drawing, and if so what.

--- Luke

1) I don't know! I don't think I have any natural talent for drawing so in my case it is 100% practice.
2) Uh it is a monitor so...displaying things?

Jeph,

If they had a Comic-Con In Oregon would you come?

I tried talking my Brother into going to San Diego Comic-Con last year but no luck. :-(

Maybe. Depends on the time of year.

Jeph,
Should we expect any huge bombshell changes in the characters' relationships or have things (aside from the weather and Dora's hair) remained pretty much at status quo ante?

I GUESS WE'LL SEE HUH

Naruto Or One Piece? They are manga/anime by the way....

Ew NEITHER

(secretly reads Naruto, is ashamed)

Jeph have you heared of Sunset Rubdown? You should hear of them.
Additionally, about how many times a week do you draw just for fun/practice?

Yes and I like one of their albums.
Doing the comic IS fun and practice! Outside of that, not as much as I should.

Today's comic made me think of another question.

If my friend published his own super fun board game and I wanted to send you one, where would I mail it? Do you have a fan mailbox big enough for a board game?



Maybe? If it didn't suck?

Hi Jeph,

You have appeared as a character in at least two webcomics (Overcompensating a few times, plus a Something Positive where you were a judge at a convention costume show). Do you have a favourite walk-on appearance?

Probably the waterboarding Overcompensating strip.

Why is Gina Riversmith facing the "camera" instead of Sven in the last panel of this latest strip, 1334? Same question about Sven, actually.

There is no "camera," they just have their heads turned because people turn their heads sometimes.

Hey Jeph, do you think you can legitimately complain about the creepiness of your fans now?

Nice Anders Loves Maria guest strip, by the way!

Yes! I mean, I DREW the friggin' cartoons having sex but you don't see ME poppin' boners or bein' all "HURRR OMG HOT!!11!" on a message board. Have some class, people

And thank you! It was fun to do.

Jeph-

I typically stick to the music forums on your site, and rarely venture into the comic discussion threads.  When I do, I almost invariably see a new thread about why someone doesn't like a story line, or character or wishes you would get back to a different story line, etc.  Is this ever discouraging or frustrating, or is it just one of those things you ultimately accept as a consequence of doing art and just move on?

Roughly a quarter of a million people read my comic every day. Nothing I do is going to please all of them, and some of them are going to whine about it on the forum. So I just ignore it. Over the years I have learned to trust myself with the story and not worry about what strangers on the internet think.

It helps that the complaints are usually pretty retarded.

Sorry to imitate an answered question, but your answer was so good that it got me generally curious.

Jeph, what is the sweetest thing?

Guitar + Amp + many, many decibels.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 09 Feb 2009, 04:49
How do you fit making music, handling merch (thought that probably less an issue now) remembering to eat and sleep and fending off those damned leprechauns trying to break into your office *and* write/draw a comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 09 Feb 2009, 20:21
I suspect that his office is safer than you imply.

because



Leprechauns are mythical.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pathik on 10 Feb 2009, 09:58
HI JEPH

long time reader, first time poster.
I was feeling exactly as Marten is in today's (1336) comic and I wanted to ask: what modest mouse song is he listening to you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eddurd on 10 Feb 2009, 19:28
OK, Jeph, been trying to contact you for a bit.

I sometimes do guest strips for Dan Mazur's "Palindramas".  Recently I started drawing a strip for Dan, and it just seemed to fit the personalities of Hannelore and Winslow.  I wanted to ask your permission to use them ... tried emailing you, didn't get an answer.

I finally posted the strip on the fan art forum (page 7, near the bottom).  The question(s) are, would you (A) allow us to use this as a guest strip over at "Palindramas" if we provide a link back to QC :-); (B) want to use this yourself as a QC guest strip; 8-) (C) send a large burly man to my house to punch me in the head for pestering you?  :cry:

Longtime fan,
Ed
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 11 Feb 2009, 15:34
Thanks for setting me straight, man.  That's great.

I like how he didn't even take out the citation markers when he copy-pasted from Wikipedia.  Good on you, sir.

In 2008, Entertainment Weekly called Jackass the 68th greatest show of the past 25 years [1]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rusty on 12 Feb 2009, 22:04
Jeph,

How good of a living does the strip and all get you? I saw above 250k people read it a day, so I cant imagine you live in a cardboard box mooching wi-fi!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 13 Feb 2009, 01:28
can pint size have his own spin off?
he just doesnt get enough face time,

just imagine him and that ass-bird from indietits living together in a rent controled apartment in New York. with don knotts as their neighbor.

...

don knotts isnt dead yet is he?

...*searches google*

okay. so it will have to be a ZOMBIE don knotts... but just think of the possiblities!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 13 Feb 2009, 17:26
Jeph, you think I'm creepy for lusting after Hannelore?  :?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 13 Feb 2009, 17:52
Everyone thinks you're creepy for it. Honestly, you need to stop fucking talking about how much you want to sleep with a bunch of cartoons.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 13 Feb 2009, 17:57
Yeah I mean, if you do that then problem solved.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 13 Feb 2009, 19:38
Everyone thinks you're creepy for it. Honestly, you need to stop fucking talking about how much you want to sleep with a bunch of cartoons.

not sleep with. just snuggle up with.

do you have any pointers on not being creepy?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Joker on 13 Feb 2009, 20:15
Yeah.  Don't say stuff like this...

"I like that quote from psion."

When you're talking about a comment about cartoon character's nipples.

Start with that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 13 Feb 2009, 21:47
Yeah.  Don't say stuff like this...

"I like that quote from psion."

When you're talking about a comment about cartoon character's nipples.

Start with that.

ok, yea that was dumb of me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 14 Feb 2009, 23:25
Also take things like "I love Hannelore" out of your sig.

leave my sig out of this. I've seen far creeper and far more out there.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 14 Feb 2009, 23:34
Dude, you're missing the point.  Yes, there are people creepier out there.

But the point here is that you are declaring your love for a goddamned cartoon.  No comparison is necessary.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 15 Feb 2009, 00:40
yeah, i mean. hannelore is adorable... but its a FRIGGIN CARTOON!

and not a particularly well drawn one, well enough though.

you wanna fap some 2D women... thats what adam hughes is for!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: madeofbees on 15 Feb 2009, 11:31
I'm curious if Hannelore got any Valentines, if they were sealed with a kiss, would her first thought be "GERMS!" or "Valentine!"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrMonk on 15 Feb 2009, 16:19
I think her first thought would be "Valentines!".  Wearing surgical gloves while opening them would be second nature to her.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sophle on 15 Feb 2009, 22:09
Dear Jeph,

Now I understand why writing such scripts takes so long. Good dialogue is really fucking hard. And not feeling creative after you've had what you thought was a great idea sucks. Props to you for keeping it up, and writing great dialogue. That's all.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: spinyhedgehog on 16 Feb 2009, 10:21
This may have been addressed but what happened to Faye's scar?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 16 Feb 2009, 16:26
How do you fit making music, handling merch (thought that probably less an issue now) remembering to eat and sleep and fending off those damned leprechauns trying to break into your office *and* write/draw a comic?

Finding *time* for everything is not that hard, I am good at prioritizing and am lucky in that even my distractions (writing songs, drawing random shit) end up being productive in some form. Except maybe video games, but I honestly don't play very many.

HI JEPH

long time reader, first time poster.
I was feeling exactly as Marten is in today's (1336) comic and I wanted to ask: what modest mouse song is he listening to you?

Life Like Weeds.

OK, Jeph, been trying to contact you for a bit.

I sometimes do guest strips for Dan Mazur's "Palindramas".  Recently I started drawing a strip for Dan, and it just seemed to fit the personalities of Hannelore and Winslow.  I wanted to ask your permission to use them ... tried emailing you, didn't get an answer.

I finally posted the strip on the fan art forum (page 7, near the bottom).  The question(s) are, would you (A) allow us to use this as a guest strip over at "Palindramas" if we provide a link back to QC :-); (B) want to use this yourself as a QC guest strip; 8-) (C) send a large burly man to my house to punch me in the head for pestering you?  :cry:

Longtime fan,
Ed

Oh yeah dogg I ain't care if you borrow my characters. Just give credit where it is due and that is good enough!

Jeph,

How good of a living does the strip and all get you? I saw above 250k people read it a day, so I cant imagine you live in a cardboard box mooching wi-fi!

Well I'm not gonna tell you how much MONEY I make, but Cristi and I are able to live quite comfortably (partially because we know how to live within our means).

can pint size have his own spin off?

no

Jeph, you think I'm creepy for lusting after Hannelore?  :?

I honestly think you're somebody's gag account.

I'm curious if Hannelore got any Valentines, if they were sealed with a kiss, would her first thought be "GERMS!" or "Valentine!"

Instantaneous fear and revulsion, but that is how she reacts to anything unexpected, so...

Dear Jeph,

Now I understand why writing such scripts takes so long. Good dialogue is really fucking hard. And not feeling creative after you've had what you thought was a great idea sucks. Props to you for keeping it up, and writing great dialogue. That's all.

It's not ALWAYS hard. The days when it's not hard are the good days, the ones that get me through the bad ones.

This may have been addressed but what happened to Faye's scar?

It's still there, but <strike>I just forget to draw it sometime.</strike> it has faded and only shows prominently at certain lighting angles.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrMonk on 16 Feb 2009, 18:59
Jeph -

While reading the strips about the drunken Scrabble game, I noticed that all the characters were wearing T's (except Hannelore, who appeared to be wearing some sort of camisole).  Since I've been wearing two layers indoors all winter, I couldn't help wondering how they all would cope if the heat went out.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ponderch3rry on 16 Feb 2009, 19:21
Jeph -

While reading the strips about the drunken Scrabble game, I noticed that all the characters were wearing T's (except Hannelore, who appeared to be wearing some sort of camisole).  Since I've been wearing two layers indoors all winter, I couldn't help wondering how they all would cope if the heat went out.



They would wear jackets? 0_o
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 16 Feb 2009, 22:00
Jeph -

While reading the strips about the drunken Scrabble game, I noticed that all the characters were wearing T's (except Hannelore, who appeared to be wearing some sort of camisole).  Since I've been wearing two layers indoors all winter, I couldn't help wondering how they all would cope if the heat went out.



OBVIOUSLY they would take off all their clothes and huddle together in Marten's bed.  :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :police: :police: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 16 Feb 2009, 22:12
yes! *punches air*  :laugh:  :-o  :angel:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ponderch3rry on 17 Feb 2009, 18:31
Jeph,

Do you have a SG account? I, too, like to look at naked women *points to username*

^_^
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jesus166 on 18 Feb 2009, 01:15
NOTE: SKIPPING THINGS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED WITH A SIMPLE YES OR NO



Naruto Or One Piece? They are manga/anime by the way....

Ew NEITHER

(secretly reads Naruto, is ashamed)




One Piece is better By the Way....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 01:47
Jeph,

Do you have a SG account? I, too, like to look at naked women *points to username*

^_^

I do, but I haven't used it in a couple years. Having met a few SGs I feel kind of weird looking at them. It makes for awkward conversations at conventions.

"Hey I read your comic!"

"Hey I've seen your butthole!"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mabus_Zero on 18 Feb 2009, 04:27
Would Hannelore have given herself 'death by a thousand cuts' if you'd read my mind earlier in thinking that she should sleep with the immature chick that hardly bathed, simply to pair opposites?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ponderch3rry on 18 Feb 2009, 14:53
Jeph,

Do you have a SG account? I, too, like to look at naked women *points to username*

^_^

I do, but I haven't used it in a couple years. Having met a few SGs I feel kind of weird looking at them. It makes for awkward conversations at conventions.

"Hey I read your comic!"

"Hey I've seen your butthole!"

Maaaaaaaaaaaan I know what you mean... One of my friends recently became a hopeful and it was all:

"Does my vagina look OK in this picture? Should I have put more oil on my butt?"

0_o
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: moshimoshi_haihai on 18 Feb 2009, 16:36
Dear Jeph,
I am a broke college student trying to make my way to the webcomics weekend to meet YOU (of course) and others. I want to start my own webcomic and I think going to this shindig would be an obvious way to ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS POSSIBLE of the people who do it best. How would you suggest I go about doing this? Plane tickets are expensive.  :| I was thinking about starting a thread asking people from my area and attempting car pool/gas money but I thought this might be...unsafe?
Thanks!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 17:12
Jeph,

Do you have a SG account? I, too, like to look at naked women *points to username*

^_^

I do, but I haven't used it in a couple years. Having met a few SGs I feel kind of weird looking at them. It makes for awkward conversations at conventions.

"Hey I read your comic!"

"Hey I've seen your butthole!"

Maaaaaaaaaaaan I know what you mean... One of my friends recently became a hopeful and it was all:

"Does my vagina look OK in this picture? Should I have put more oil on my butt?"

0_o

I need to know this person.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 18:38
you don't want that vagina. You should give it to me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 18 Feb 2009, 18:41
"Naw, it's not trouble at all. I got a carving knife right here, we can do this right now!"

....did I take it too far?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 19:38
no no.

*looks at knife nervously*

you have that vagina.

*steps back*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 19:39
Jeph, how would hannelore react if you covered her in poop?

I must know!

I...I DON'T KNOW  :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 19:48
well, okay. That 98.6 on Jeph's other thread has now been matched.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheViscount on 20 Feb 2009, 01:48
I`m not sure if this has been asked, but Jeph, are one of your parents Quebecois, or French? I mean, Jacque is pretty french as it is, and you use french a lot in your webcomics, as do you mention Canada. What`s up with that, not that there is anything wrong with it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The_Bartender on 20 Feb 2009, 03:54
Dear Jeph,
I am a broke college student trying to make my way to the webcomics weekend to meet YOU (of course) and others. I want to start my own webcomic and I think going to this shindig would be an obvious way to ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS POSSIBLE of the people who do it best. How would you suggest I go about doing this? Plane tickets are expensive.  :| I was thinking about starting a thread asking people from my area and attempting car pool/gas money but I thought this might be...unsafe?
Thanks!

Not sure where you are coming from, but have you looked into bus travel?  Greyhound has some really good deals at times, and they also have plans that let you buy a ticket from one destination to another and get off at stops in between as much as you want.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cavalcade on 20 Feb 2009, 04:32
When did Hannelore quit smoking? I mean I was just rolling on through the archive and noticed, "hey, her dialogue was far more whippy when she first appeared and she smoked!"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Merge on 20 Feb 2009, 06:49
Dear Jeph,
I am a broke college student trying to make my way to the webcomics weekend to meet YOU (of course) and others. I want to start my own webcomic and I think going to this shindig would be an obvious way to ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS POSSIBLE of the people who do it best. How would you suggest I go about doing this? Plane tickets are expensive.  :| I was thinking about starting a thread asking people from my area and attempting car pool/gas money but I thought this might be...unsafe?
Thanks!


I'm sure Jeph will answer this question himself more in depth later, but I would like to suggest paypal.  As it is probably the easiest and safest way to receive money online, without having to give out your address to the Russian Mob.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Merge on 20 Feb 2009, 08:45
Hey, in comic #771, remember how dora is erasing that question off of the board?  I was wondering if we could have another rendition of it here?  Or perhaps a T-shirt design?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: moshimoshi_haihai on 20 Feb 2009, 09:31
Thanks for the responses. So, greyhound and paypal?
One thing: I took the greyhound to Chicago this past fall and the creepiest incident happened. Some middle-aged guy sat next to me, I fell asleep, and when i woke up he tapped me and whispered "i had to sit next to you. you were like a flash of light...i was so attracted to you."
When I said, "um..well....thanks?" he began petting me and I politely said, "You need to...not do that." and he apologized. needless to say, the rest of the ride shot my nerves with the discomfort and awkwardness.
For some reason, I trust car pool more because I used to travel between college and home using a car pool system within the college. (until i transferred to a school closer to home) I never had problems with car pool.
I want to go to webcomics weekend terribly though...so I'm pretty willing to attempt greyhound again.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 20 Feb 2009, 14:54
Is it hopeless to wonder if you'll ever do DragonCon and sit on Comics row?  I promise, I'd buy something and I wouldn't stare for too long.  You could call it research into Faye's Background.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zanzan on 21 Feb 2009, 05:20
Is the typo in comic 460 intentional?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 21 Feb 2009, 06:21
That is Star Trek Nitpicker worthy, really.  I'm kind of impressed.

Creeped, but impressed.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Feb 2009, 09:55
Man, there is no typo.  Unless he took offense to (fucking) being spelt like (fuckin').
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Feb 2009, 10:54
pedant
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 21 Feb 2009, 11:09
*looks innocently at the ceiling and whistles*


just kidding Jens :laugh:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Merge on 21 Feb 2009, 13:53
Jeph:

The RSS feeds, do they go back as far as novemeber simply because that's when you started doing them?  Or do they go back for a specific time block and start clearing every month or so...

I really like how the RSS newsposts are different from the regular newsposts, I find them amusing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 21 Feb 2009, 14:16
Hey!

Cut the newbie some slack, for all we know that's as far through the comic he's got!  Remember the rules, a newbie has to do something like that three times before we form the lynch mob!


:D  ;)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 21 Feb 2009, 19:42
Your avatar is terrible and I've never seen you post.

Protip: you're still a newbie.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 21 Feb 2009, 20:03
My Avatar suits the description below it.  I've been here since 2006 and Post mainly in WCT.

I Post when I have something to say, even if it's only a humerous comment meant in jest.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zanzan on 22 Feb 2009, 01:00
Did you sign up on a forum to comment on a typo that is four years old?

I mean I thought I was a pedant but damn dude.

Having two teachers as parents tends to have some sort of effect like that.

To answer your question, no! :P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 22 Feb 2009, 02:04
Having two teachers as parents

In time one learns to temper the effects...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Merge on 22 Feb 2009, 10:48
As a T-shirt idea, in comic 1076 Sven talks about how he KNOWS that hanners is off limits... I think that his last line "There's a sign that says Detour, any other female in sight" Would make a good T-shirt, wasn't sure where to put that so I thought here was good (better than the merch thread?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 22 Feb 2009, 21:20
Grammar is important to some.  I've got a thing for proper punctuation.  Stop Apostrophe abuse.

Kugai, someone has never seen you!  You must not exist!  Oh Noes!  Aren't you glad there's someone around to tell you all about you? ;)

As for my own existence, I have doubts, having read too much Sartre in my youth, (and possibly too much Tom Robbins), but then, I never depend on others to define me -- not that it stops them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 22 Feb 2009, 21:32
The implication was that I spend too much time on this board and am familiar with most everyone who wouldn't be considered a newbie.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 22 Feb 2009, 21:35
The implication is that you don't check profiles, which I did.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 22 Feb 2009, 21:41
It's not really "date registered" but "quality of posts" and "ability to interact with other forumites" that matters here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 23 Feb 2009, 12:11
I guess humour is subjective.


My last two comments were meant in jest.  No offence meant and, I hope none taken.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Random832 on 23 Feb 2009, 16:15
I really like how the RSS newsposts are different from the regular newsposts, I find them amusing.

I wrote a script to load the current strip's RSS newspost and show it as hover text (like xkcd), that way i don't have to load the RSS in the browser along with all the images (waste of bandwidth) to see what he wrote.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Feb 2009, 13:06
I`m not sure if this has been asked, but Jeph, are one of your parents Quebecois, or French? I mean, Jacque is pretty french as it is, and you use french a lot in your webcomics, as do you mention Canada. What`s up with that, not that there is anything wrong with it?

Nope. The name is French Huguenot. My ancient ancestors were SO LAME they got kicked out of France and THEN BRITAIN.  :mrgreen:

When did Hannelore quit smoking? I mean I was just rolling on through the archive and noticed, "hey, her dialogue was far more whippy when she first appeared and she smoked!"

I dunno. A while ago I guess.

Hey, in comic #771, remember how dora is erasing that question off of the board?  I was wondering if we could have another rendition of it here?  Or perhaps a T-shirt design?

no

Is it hopeless to wonder if you'll ever do DragonCon and sit on Comics row?  I promise, I'd buy something and I wouldn't stare for too long.  You could call it research into Faye's Background.

If DragonCon would EVER FUCKING GET BACK TO ME about getting a table, sure.

Jeph:

The RSS feeds, do they go back as far as novemeber simply because that's when you started doing them?  Or do they go back for a specific time block and start clearing every month or so...

I really like how the RSS newsposts are different from the regular newsposts, I find them amusing.

I have no idea, I hate RSS, the only reason I have a feed is because people complain constantly if I don't


PS totally writing Kugai/Ballard slash and beatin' off
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Feb 2009, 13:37
My ancient ancestors were SO LAME they got kicked out of France and THEN BRITAIN.

I know the descendents of some Jacques that managed to stay here in Britain; but they pronounce the name as "Jakes".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nuto on 24 Feb 2009, 14:01
1.) Will you ever update your characters page?
2.) What's going on with steve???
3.) Your favorite Northampton locations?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 24 Feb 2009, 17:52
Dragoncon is notoriously bad about the whole getting back to you thing (I did their art show for about 5 years -- Now I just slave for a friend in the Exhibitor's Hall.).  Chances are you contacted one person and then that person had some drama (they are ALWAYS having drama) and quit and the takeover person hasn't even seen your request. 

Jenny Breeden of Devil's Panties had a table (for the first time!  She usually just hangs under the stairs) last year.  Maybe she knows the situation.

But, please, I beg, try again.  It would be very cool to see you there.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: disaacs on 24 Feb 2009, 18:11
Jeph,

QC is all done in Photoshop. Do you regularly draw with pen and paper (or pencil and paper or brush and canvas —whatever) as well? If you do, would you say your traditional drawing skills are similar to your computer drawing skills, or is one definitely better than the other?

Cheers!

DPI
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 24 Feb 2009, 19:06
Mallli_kite, I hope you don't mind if I ask you, but your mentioning of D*C has got me wondering - Do I know you from any other Forums?

Just Curious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 25 Feb 2009, 07:04
Mallli_kite, I hope you don't mind if I ask you, but your mentioning of D*C has got me wondering - Do I know you from any other Forums?

Just Curious.

Kugai -- not as far as I know
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 25 Feb 2009, 19:45
Mallli_kite, I hope you don't mind if I ask you, but your mentioning of D*C has got me wondering - Do I know you from any other Forums?

Just Curious.

Kugai -- not as far as I know

OK, just wondered if I knew you from the three McCaffrey sites I haunt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: azurefirem on 25 Feb 2009, 20:37
Why are there six links to Comic 1305 in the archives?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DaveSangor05 on 25 Feb 2009, 21:56
Jeph,

2 quick questions:

1. were you called "weird" as a kid because you are left handed? (I Know i was..)

2. have you ever had issues with smearing your drawing when using pen and paper?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Feb 2009, 00:42
Jeph,

QC is all done in Photoshop. Do you regularly draw with pen and paper (or pencil and paper or brush and canvas —whatever) as well? If you do, would you say your traditional drawing skills are similar to your computer drawing skills, or is one definitely better than the other?

Cheers!

DPI

I really only draw by hand during conventions, and my hand drawing skills are not as good at my Photoshop skills, if only because paper does not have an undo function.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 26 Feb 2009, 06:15
When did this become SexyDads.org Official Message Board (I'm taking a screenshot just in case) or did my mind break and I missed it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 26 Feb 2009, 07:08
then (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,22643.0.html)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 26 Feb 2009, 08:15
then (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,22643.0.html)


Ok, so mine isn't the only broken mind in this place.  I'm not sure I find any comfort in that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 26 Feb 2009, 08:24
As requested, not a question, but an answer.

No, I've not heard of Cute Overload. Since you asked, my rock is, or was, I suppose, located very near the center of Mississippi. Thank you for overturning it* and exposing me, naked, pallid, and squirming, to the harsh glare of the overly cute. Fortunately, I was able to find it only moderately cute, and so survived. Barely. The damned Bunn-O-Meter almost got me, but, luckily, the stupid pommy and ugly-ass sea lion saved my sanity, and my crotchetiness.

*Of course I clicked the link. This is the Internets. God forbid I should be thinking before I'm clicking.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 26 Feb 2009, 08:33
Thank you for overturning it* and exposing me, naked, pallid, and squirming, to the harsh glare of the overly cute.

Careful there, crab apple, you'll get folks all excited ;)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 26 Feb 2009, 09:51
When did this become SexyDads.org Official Message Board (I'm taking a screenshot just in case) or did my mind break and I missed it?

Jeph tends to mod the forum names when he's been drinking.  Personally I find it hilarious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 27 Feb 2009, 00:15
yeah it is a thing i do
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mallli_kite on 27 Feb 2009, 07:34
yeah it is a thing i do

It's your forum, you can do whatever you like...but ow!


Also, in the same vein, I thought this might create an interesting *ahem* conversation :)

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2009/02/26/10-things-to-remember-about-authors/
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Mar 2009, 11:48
Why, Jeph? Why?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 01 Mar 2009, 15:35
Because he has that power.

Also, if somebody's at work and minimizes a window before a boss walks by, what looks worse in their taskbar- "Questionable Content Forums," or "SexyDads.org Official Forum?"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: slingstone on 02 Mar 2009, 08:56
As happy as I am to see Steve again (particularly in such triumphant fashion), I can't say I'm not disappointed that you put Meena on a bus; it seems a tad out of character for both her and Perfect Dave.

I was wondering if you had any specific reason for getting rid of her.  Just getting the overall cast back to a more manageable size?  I suppose if we expanded Dr. Corrinne's yarn diagram, she would have only been connected to Steve anyway.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheViscount on 02 Mar 2009, 19:58
I'm happy that Steve is back as well with some sort of a... story for his dissapearance, that was actually amusing.

Thank you Jeph, Thank you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Mar 2009, 04:24
I wasn't asking him why he changes the name. I was just asking, y'know, why, in general.


Though now there is no point. You have ruined my life for me. I'm going to go have myself boiled to death.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Mar 2009, 09:38
P.S. is double posting ever a good idea, Jeph?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 03 Mar 2009, 16:40
No.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Mar 2009, 19:10
Sometimes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Mar 2009, 19:11
Be careful not to overdo it though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 03 Mar 2009, 20:23
Occasionally though, accidents will happen.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 03 Mar 2009, 20:24
Occasionally though, accidents will happen.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eddurd on 03 Mar 2009, 22:39
OK, Jeph, been trying to contact you for a bit.

I sometimes do guest strips for Dan Mazur's "Palindramas".  Recently I started drawing a strip for Dan, and it just seemed to fit the personalities of Hannelore and Winslow.  I wanted to ask your permission to use them ... tried emailing you, didn't get an answer.

I finally posted the strip on the fan art forum (page 7, near the bottom).  The question(s) are, would you (A) allow us to use this as a guest strip over at "Palindramas" if we provide a link back to QC :-); (B) want to use this yourself as a QC guest strip; 8-) (C) send a large burly man to my house to punch me in the head for pestering you?  :cry:

Longtime fan,
Ed

Oh yeah dogg I ain't care if you borrow my characters. Just give credit where it is due and that is good enough!

It's finally up ... check it out,y'all.
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/danmazur/palindramas/series.php (http://www.webcomicsnation.com/danmazur/palindramas/series.php)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Fluxuation on 04 Mar 2009, 21:46
so.. can you start selling real QC puppets?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: madeofbees on 04 Mar 2009, 23:21
so.. can you start selling real QC puppets?

Agreed!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 04 Mar 2009, 23:29
Do you feel that, since most people expect QC to be something, that you are restrained creatively in that way?  Or, had QC not existed, you would still be making essentially the same jokes?

Also
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/994/704.png)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Joker on 05 Mar 2009, 12:04
Would it be possible to start selling a "Statue LOL" poster like they have in Coffee of Doom?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kaitydid08 on 08 Mar 2009, 14:36
Agreed. The "Statue LOL" poster is awesome.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 08 Mar 2009, 18:59
Do you feel that, since most people expect QC to be something, that you are restrained creatively in that way?  Or, had QC not existed, you would still be making essentially the same jokes?

Also
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/994/704.png)


Not really. Right now the main thing that restrains my creatively is my own poor drawing skills.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BombTrak on 09 Mar 2009, 12:04
Okay, sorry for the interruption, but I would absolutely buy a shirt like the one Steve is wearing in todays comic...

It is fantastic!!

"...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt..."

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Somethingfake on 09 Mar 2009, 17:44
Do you think it is possible for someone of Hanner's OCD to improve enough to the point of being able to function in this world or would it be to severe to help?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: 5 on 09 Mar 2009, 22:46
You forget to change your clock?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 10 Mar 2009, 13:22
Do you own a time machine? If so, would you like to mount an expedition back to London, 1900, and beat William Willett to death with his own freakin' golf clubs?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 10 Mar 2009, 14:31
I was skimmin' through pictures on the Rooster Teeth website today, and one of the staff members has one up from Comic Con 08, and in the background there is a drawing hanging in the booth next to theirs that is very clearly Marten and somebody else.  Did you get a chance to meet the RT guys?  If so what were they like?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 16 Mar 2009, 15:36
I hate to necropost, even if it's only been a couple of days, but I am really interested in knowing if you still do music outside of your Deathmole stuff. I mean, I really like the Deathmole stuff, but I remember a couple years ago you did this absolutely stunning song called "5 AM" or something like that (it was posted to your LJ), and I was completely blown away.

Also I don't think I've ever seen a complete list of your gear collection. I understand if you don't feel like showing off, but man, I could use a bit of GAS right now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Mar 2009, 16:58
Jeph,

What would the artwork look like if you'd achieved all your goals for developing your art skills?

Hmm. That was a dumb question. You're an artist, so you'll always be looking for ways to improve and therefore it's meaningless to talk about meeting "all your goals".

Here's a rephrase. What are some examples out there of artists achieving the kinds of effects that you want to master? What's a panel that made you think "I want to be able to do that"?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Mar 2009, 03:54
Do you think it is possible for someone of Hanner's OCD to improve enough to the point of being able to function in this world or would it be to severe to help?

Yes.

I was skimmin' through pictures on the Rooster Teeth website today, and one of the staff members has one up from Comic Con 08, and in the background there is a drawing hanging in the booth next to theirs that is very clearly Marten and somebody else.  Did you get a chance to meet the RT guys?  If so what were they like?

Yeah their booth is usually right next to ours so we've hung out. They are pretty nice.

I hate to necropost, even if it's only been a couple of days, but I am really interested in knowing if you still do music outside of your Deathmole stuff. I mean, I really like the Deathmole stuff, but I remember a couple years ago you did this absolutely stunning song called "5 AM" or something like that (it was posted to your LJ), and I was completely blown away.

Also I don't think I've ever seen a complete list of your gear collection. I understand if you don't feel like showing off, but man, I could use a bit of GAS right now.

Yeah I actually just uploaded a whole bunch of non-Deathmole stuff to last.fm, I will link it someplace eventually. I'm actually trying to get back into doing more indie-rock type music again, metal is fun but it's important to branch out!

Current full gear list (and this is shameful, SHAMEFUL I know, but it's also all I really spend my money on, and they're all investments anyway):

Guitars:

PRS Standard 24
PRS Mira Maple Top
PRS McCarty
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson Firebird
ESP Eclipse (their "Les Paul Copy With EMGs" model)
Ibanez Prestige RG
Old-ass Korean Stuart Spector Design bass

Right now the Les Paul, the Standard 24, and the ESP get the most action, but I rotate fairly regularly.

Amps:

Engl Fireball 60w head
MESA/Boogie Nomad 45w 4x10 combo
Broken MESA/Boogie Dual Rectifier  :cry: :cry: :cry:
MESA 4x12 cabinet
Carvin 4x12 cabinet

Software/Misc

Apple Logic Pro
A couple SM57s
boners
Line6 PODx3
Jeph,

What would the artwork look like if you'd achieved all your goals for developing your art skills?

Hmm. That was a dumb question. You're an artist, so you'll always be looking for ways to improve and therefore it's meaningless to talk about meeting "all your goals".

Here's a rephrase. What are some examples out there of artists achieving the kinds of effects that you want to master? What's a panel that made you think "I want to be able to do that"?

I mainly wish I was effortlessly good at figure drawing. There are no artists I'd really like to emulate, per se, but I'm really jealous of people like Meredith Gran and Bryan Lee O'Malley for the way they handle cartoony figures. Stupid people with honest to god art degrees!  :x
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 18 Mar 2009, 05:24
question
answer that made me very very happy

Man, I can't wait to hear this stuff. I used to pretty much stalk your LJ looking for new things to listen to.

One more question, then I'll leave you alone. Do you ever plan on doing collaborative work with other people? I'd love to hear what would happen if you took all your stuff and put real drums in, maybe a singer if you're so inclined. Clearly you've got guitar and bass covered, heh.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Mar 2009, 13:24
question
answer that made me very very happy

Man, I can't wait to hear this stuff. I used to pretty much stalk your LJ looking for new things to listen to.

One more question, then I'll leave you alone. Do you ever plan on doing collaborative work with other people? I'd love to hear what would happen if you took all your stuff and put real drums in, maybe a singer if you're so inclined. Clearly you've got guitar and bass covered, heh.

I'd love to have a real drummer, but he'd have to have his own recording setup because there is literally NOTHING MORE TEDIOUS than micing and recording live drums.

I have no idea if I could work with a singer. Certainly some of my songs would be better with vocals, but I'm kind of a dictator when it comes to my music so I'm not sure it would be super-fun for the other parties involved.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 18 Mar 2009, 16:15
I hear you on the drums. My last gig, we spent something like an hour of our sound check (basically 3/4 of the sound check) just setting up the mics and the levels for the mics. And that was only 3 mics (a dedicated mic each for snare and bass, and an overhead for cymbals and toms). Still, you might get lucky. Here's hoping, man.

Totally saw your LJ today, and I was very much pleased. I am also a little pissed because your muse clearly works faster than mine. 30 minutes? Cue jealousy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 18 Mar 2009, 16:42
My muse is highly variable, the song I did before that one took literally two months, off and on.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Thiefree on 19 Mar 2009, 14:37
Jeph,

What are your limits for unrealistic events in the QC universe?
You've said before that people sometimes get thrown by surreal events (such as monks fighting), which is odd since there are talking robots all over the place. I'd just like to know if you have any limits in mind, a sort of "I would never go that far" boundary?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 19 Mar 2009, 19:40
Never say 'never,' ever. If you ever say 'never,' you'll never say 'never,' ever, ever again.

Is 'snail' another word for 'vulva'? I only ask because, dammit, I don't get it, and this:http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=vulva (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=vulva)

Since you and 'vulva' go back a bit, I wondered.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Random832 on 20 Mar 2009, 10:19
Is 'snail' another word for 'vulva'? I only ask because, dammit, I don't get it, and this:http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=vulva (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=vulva)

See the explanation on http://anderslovesmaria.reneengstrom.com/2008/07/07/174-chicago/ - which Jeph has said he was referencing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 20 Mar 2009, 11:11
Ah...I was so perplexed by the comic and disturbed by what I thought was going on (don't ask) that I missed the fine print.  So it is indeed vulva.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 22 Mar 2009, 08:58
Jeph, when you started this comic in 2003, how did you expect it would turn out eventually?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 22 Mar 2009, 10:19
Jeph, why did you get rid of the raptor emoticon? Do you hate us?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 22 Mar 2009, 12:58
T-REX. Not raptor :x.
Ignorance like yours has taken it from all of us.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 22 Mar 2009, 13:19
T-REX. Not raptor :x.
Ignorance like yours has taken it from all of us. /pedantic
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Mar 2009, 01:23
Jeph,

Will you marry me?

(You may have to put up with a few idiosyncrasies, but it's nothing some Prozac would help)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: UTAlan on 23 Mar 2009, 09:02
Jeph, what do you enjoy more: making music or web comics?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Soulsynger on 23 Mar 2009, 15:01
Jeph, where does one line up for guest strip artist?

*duck and cover, duck and cover, duck and cover ... running running running running ...*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 23 Mar 2009, 21:44
Nah, nevermind. That's mean. I like you, Jeph.

Have you considered making an experimental new comic, since QC doesn't actually really seem to be your cup of tea in terms of your sense of humor elsewhere on the internet?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 24 Mar 2009, 06:28
Jeph,

Will you marry me?

(You may have to put up with a few idiosyncrasies, but it's nothing some Prozac would help)

I think Cristi will be able to answer this one for you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Mar 2009, 10:10
Jeph,

What are your limits for unrealistic events in the QC universe?
You've said before that people sometimes get thrown by surreal events (such as monks fighting), which is odd since there are talking robots all over the place. I'd just like to know if you have any limits in mind, a sort of "I would never go that far" boundary?

Nothing is set in stone except that I won't break the fourth wall.

Of course now having said that, tonight's comic will be Pintsize going "WOW GOOD THING THIS IS ONLY A COMIC STRIP HUH LOLLLL" and my career will come to a crashing, fiery end.

Never say 'never,' ever. If you ever say 'never,' you'll never say 'never,' ever, ever again.

Is 'snail' another word for 'vulva'? I only ask because, dammit, I don't get it, and this:http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=vulva (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=vulva)

Since you and 'vulva' go back a bit, I wondered.

It's a reference to an Anders Loves Maria strip where "snailing" == rubbing your twat on somebody to gross them out.

Jeph, when you started this comic in 2003, how did you expect it would turn out eventually?

Failure, frustration, bitter recrimination

so I guess it's not too late

Jeph, why did you get rid of the raptor emoticon? Do you hate us?

!!!!

I didn't do that, it must've gotten lost when Ashton upgraded the forum software. I'll get one of the mods on it.

Jeph,

Will you marry me?

(You may have to put up with a few idiosyncrasies, but it's nothing some Prozac would help)

absolutely not

Jeph, what do you enjoy more: making music or web comics?

I enjoy them equally but in different ways

it is a blowjobs versus vaginas kind of dichotomy

Jeph, where does one line up for guest strip artist?

*duck and cover, duck and cover, duck and cover ... running running running running ...*

You pretty much either have to be friends with me already or I have to personally ask you for one.

Nah, nevermind. That's mean. I like you, Jeph.

Have you considered making an experimental new comic, since QC doesn't actually really seem to be your cup of tea in terms of your sense of humor elsewhere on the internet?

I'm not really sure what you mean. QC is certainly PART of my sense of humor, and I do think it's funny (or at least clever) or I wouldn't be doing it. But yeah, I think maybe by the end of this year I will be working on a second comic again. I've gotten fast enough with the artwork that I think I have the time to do two strips.


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Slick on 25 Mar 2009, 20:56
Jeph-
What's up?
-James
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 25 Mar 2009, 23:11
Jeph-
What's up?
-James

not much bro
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Slick on 26 Mar 2009, 00:27
Cool. I'm working the overnight shift and am just killing time on your boards.
How was that webcomics weekend thing? If I could find my passport, I'd probably of tried to get down there for it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Mar 2009, 09:59
It was pretty great! We're gonna do it again next year.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: atimholt on 26 Mar 2009, 22:40
So, a couple months ago, you changed the look of the main site. I've wondered ever since then what happened to the link to the forums that used to be there. Don't know why I didn't ask earlier. I know I could just use a bookmark, but ever since the change, I've had to google the forums as a separate entity from the comics section of the site in order to reach them.
And have you noticed any decline in the 'new forum visitors' count since the change?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Mar 2009, 22:51
I moved the link to the sidebar because I felt like it.

I honestly don't care how many people use these forums.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sleepless3 on 26 Mar 2009, 23:17
Jeph,

I was just wondering how much influence readers' comments and feedback have on specifically your writing and story. It's obvious that you pay attention to your fans, but do you consider peoples' suggestions ... or rely mostly on your own talent ... or some combination ...?

P.S.
Thanks for having the "Ask Jeph" thread, and especially for doing QC. I really enjoy your work!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 26 Mar 2009, 23:42
somewhere between a little and none
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Slick on 27 Mar 2009, 03:43
It was pretty great! We're gonna do it again next year.
Sweet. I should hopefully have a new passport by then.

So do you still suffer from the sleep madness? It's my third 'six-in-the-morning' in a row today, and I've just about acclimatized. I kind of like this three or six hours sleep whenever I can thing, it's working OK for now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zander Nyrond on 31 Mar 2009, 02:20
So is Angus actually Scottish?

I ask because I keep hearing him as David Tennant (when he's not putting on a voice).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 31 Mar 2009, 05:06
Jeph you should officially make his middle name MacGyver and say that his parents were dicks
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 31 Mar 2009, 19:22
Surely, only one of them was.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 31 Mar 2009, 19:43
Don't call me Shirley.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 01 Apr 2009, 01:16
Okay... Thad.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Econoline on 01 Apr 2009, 13:03
Thad? I thought he alwayth theemed thort of cheerful.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TLT Thomas on 04 Apr 2009, 23:10
Jeph, did you have a hand in organizing that wildly successful Webcomics Weekend? If so, how far in advance did y'all start planning for it?

I'm asking this because I recently talked with a webcomicking friend of mine about possibly organizing a similar event in Texas for this fall. He's all gung-ho about the idea, so there is a good chance we may indeed get the ball rolling on this.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trollstormur on 05 Apr 2009, 00:18
if you house and feed me, I could totally drum for Deathmøle. I'd even learn this mysterious "drum recording" thing you're all talking about. (no, really)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tlunden on 05 Apr 2009, 17:09
Jeph,

Would you rather fight an alligator or a bear? Your only items on hand are a rope, seventeen dollars, and a canteen full of milk.

Also, if you were drinking with Jeffrey Rowland, Randall Munroe, Meredith Gran, and Ryan North, who of that group is most likely to do something incredibly stupid and what would that be?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 05 Apr 2009, 18:04
Did you write Meena out permanently?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: QuarterFire on 05 Apr 2009, 18:21
Isn't that convenience store with some flickering letters on the corner creepy as hell?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 06 Apr 2009, 09:05
Jeph, how do you feel about T-Pain?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 06 Apr 2009, 12:12
Too much T, not enough Pain.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 06 Apr 2009, 22:36
Jeph:  I am glad that you like Seattle.  I lived there for several years and worked for THEGREATANDWONDERFULBOEINGCOMPANY (note:  all one word, all caps).

And it sounds like you had a blast.  Keep up the good work. 

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 06 Apr 2009, 23:17
what species do you think would make a better ninja. frogs or flying squirrels?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 07 Apr 2009, 22:04
So is Angus actually Scottish?

I ask because I keep hearing him as David Tennant (when he's not putting on a voice).

By heritage, sure, whatever.

Jeph, did you have a hand in organizing that wildly successful Webcomics Weekend? If so, how far in advance did y'all start planning for it?

I'm asking this because I recently talked with a webcomicking friend of mine about possibly organizing a similar event in Texas for this fall. He's all gung-ho about the idea, so there is a good chance we may indeed get the ball rolling on this.

Not directly. I helped with ideas and the actual physical set-up but most of the planning was Meredith, Rich, and Holly (Tallahassee from Topatoco). Actual planning and setup began about a month prior. It was very chaotic.

if you house and feed me, I could totally drum for Deathmøle. I'd even learn this mysterious "drum recording" thing you're all talking about. (no, really)

The last time I housed someone from the forums for any length of time he smelled up my couch and eventually got run out of town by the cops.

Jeph,

Would you rather fight an alligator or a bear? Your only items on hand are a rope, seventeen dollars, and a canteen full of milk.

Also, if you were drinking with Jeffrey Rowland, Randall Munroe, Meredith Gran, and Ryan North, who of that group is most likely to do something incredibly stupid and what would that be?

Alligator, no question.

Probably me. Say something stupid I would later regret.

Did you write Meena out permanently?

Sure seems like it, huh?

Isn't that convenience store with some flickering letters on the corner creepy as hell?

cocks

Jeph, how do you feel about T-Pain?

I am glad he finally got to go on a boat

what species do you think would make a better ninja. frogs or flying squirrels?

Neither animal is intelligent enough or morphologically suited to be a ninja.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maddness on 07 Apr 2009, 23:10
Seriously?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 08 Apr 2009, 08:00
Seriously runs another forum, Maddness. I think.

Hooray! I'm no longer "Beyonce"! I'm, I'm…

I'm "Asleep in the boner patch?"

Oh god. Jeph, when … will … the … hurting … stop?

Raoul remembers the good old days, when he was the German Chancellory Building.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maddness on 08 Apr 2009, 11:58
Seriously runs another forum, Maddness. I think.

Hooray! I'm no longer "Beyonce"! I'm, I'm…

I'm "Asleep in the boner patch?"

Oh god. Jeph, when … will … the … hurting … stop?

Raoul remembers the good old days, when he was the German Chancellory Building.

Asleep in the boner patch sounds like an ass load of fun just waiting to happen!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Apr 2009, 13:08
Hi, Jeph,

A delicate question here.

Beyond the existing forum rule about not nitpicking, what else should we your guests know about appropriate conduct when we're critically discussing a strip, a plot line, or whatever?

"Don't be a dick" is a fine rule but I'm asking for something more specific. I know I've pissed you off before without meaning to, and want to avoid doing it again if possible.

Will posts along the lines of "This didn't work for me" or "That didn't feel realistic" drive you up the wall if they respect that you're committed to doing the best job possible? Is that the key issue, that some people have said that you don't care instead of saying that they didn't like something?

You've always made it clear that you're self-critical (as is every serious artist I know). Is external criticism just hurtful piling-on on top of your self-criticism?

There's probably a lot of us who want to balance an open discussion with being decent to the real person whose passion is creating Questionable Content.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Headwoünd on 08 Apr 2009, 14:19
There's probably a lot of us who want to balance an open discussion with being decent to the real person whose passion is creating Questionable Content.

I agree with that, so out of respect I'd like to know if it's ok to edit/butcher/mangle parts of your comics, impale them on a pike and put them up in the WCT?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Apr 2009, 20:02
I'm not really sure what you mean. QC is certainly PART of my sense of humor, and I do think it's funny (or at least clever) or I wouldn't be doing it. But yeah, I think maybe by the end of this year I will be working on a second comic again. I've gotten fast enough with the artwork that I think I have the time to do two strips.

I'm just saying, like, "off-camera" your sense of humor seems more raw and uncensored like on a home video version of Live at the Apollo instead of what they might show of Richard Pryor on an NBC special celebrating his life without actually, you know, showing the good bits because the really good bits aren't good for the network because the dude is legit funny, but man, just showing clips from Silver Streak, no matter how good it is, isn't really doing him justice.

I'm optimistic about a second project is all I'm saying. Rad.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 08 Apr 2009, 22:05
Raoul remembers the good old days, when he was the German Chancellory Building.

It could be worse. Your title could just mean "person who literally eats shit".

Re: a second project, it both intrigues and terrifies me. I follow his Twitter pretty faithfully, is all I'm saying.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 08 Apr 2009, 22:07
Yeah if/when I do a second project it is probably gonna be pretty filthy

I mean my favorite non-QC thing to do is Yelling Bird comics
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 08 Apr 2009, 23:08
And I mean shit, Yelling Bird's Twitter feed frightens me, so if the man can do that with words on a screen imagine the things he could draw if he really wanted to.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: doombilly on 09 Apr 2009, 11:58
Will there be monkeys from space in any of the next three strips?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 09 Apr 2009, 16:00
Will there be monkeys from space in any of the next three strips?

Yes, the Lesbian Pirates from Space will bring them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 09 Apr 2009, 20:33
Oooo. A Bethlehem Steele guest appearance. Cool.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TLT Thomas on 11 Apr 2009, 15:34
And I mean shit, Yelling Bird's Twitter feed frightens me, so if the man can do that with words on a screen imagine the things he could draw if he really wanted to.

Pintsize's links on Twitter can be quite disturbing. Though I did find the supersize-anime-labia hilarious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 17 Apr 2009, 03:39
Jeph, you are a pretty cool dude, if we were to meet in the real world for realsies, would we:
a) fist bump.
b) high five.
c) exploding high five.
d) shake hands in a solemn manner and never speak of it again.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: UTAlan on 17 Apr 2009, 08:04
Does Faye's hoodie ("Fight You") have anything to do with This Perfect Day?

Also, do you spell it hoodie or hoody?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: PrickOfDestiny on 17 Apr 2009, 09:12
Sorry if the question's been asked before, but I don't think this forum has a "search this thread for..." button, and the thread is already 30+ pages long.

Here's my question: as the creator of a popular webcomic, what advice would you give to someone who's about to launch a minor one? (as regards attracting a larger readership, for example, or any other useful advice you could think of)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 17 Apr 2009, 10:03
Jeph, why do guitar players seem to hate multi-effect pedals so much?

Not only am I on a somewhat tight budget, so I can't buy a whole buncha pedals, but I think they're really handy and fun pieces of equipment to use, so I bought myself a Boss ME-50 the other day and I'm just catching shit left and right for it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 17 Apr 2009, 12:41
Jeph, why do guitar players seem to hate multi-effect pedals so much?

Not only am I on a somewhat tight budget, so I can't buy a whole buncha pedals, but I think they're really handy and fun pieces of equipment to use, so I bought myself a Boss ME-50 the other day and I'm just catching shit left and right for it.

Money saved, sound quality lost. Your wallet/ears though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SirJuggles on 17 Apr 2009, 13:22
...but I don't think this forum has a "search this thread for..." button,

It does, in case anyone else wasn't aware. That little search box up at the top left is oh-so-nifty in that it is context sensitive. Search for a word while looking at a page of a thread, and it'll search within that thread. Search while looking at say, The Music Forum, and it'll search all Music threads. And search from the opening page to search the whole of the great nation of QC-Foromia.

Actually that makes me think of an actual question, though I'm not sure you are the one to pose it to. Seeing as we have no real dedicated meta-thread around here, where should we direct queries about technical concerns of the forums? The only persistent thing I've noticed is occasionally when clicking into any given thread there seems to be about a 15% chance that all I'll get is a long load followed by a white screen. Sometimes it clears up with 2 or 3 refreshes, sometimes it stays that way for a few hours. I haven't heard anyone else mention anything, so maybe it's just me?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 17 Apr 2009, 13:43
I get that "long load and white page" sometimes, although I would say no more that 2-3 % of the time.  I get it when clicking to get into a thread, or sometimes into a topic.  I click "Go Back One Page", and get back to whatever I was coming from, and do it over.

I also occasionally get the "xxx.php" page, and it asks if I want to look at it with a text editor.  I have looked at it, but didn't see anything helpful, so now I just click "Cancel", and it goes away. 

I don't consider either of these to be a large problem, just a minor annoyance. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Apr 2009, 14:38
I get the blank page occasionally, the .php thing never; but most often the site just stops responding for a couple of minutes - I see this once or twice a day, sometimes more.  This is not a thing to do with my home connection, for instance, as I get the same at work on my university connection through Janet.  Usually the comic still loads (making me suspect the forum software), but just sometimes both become unresponsive.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 17 Apr 2009, 20:19
Hey Jeph

Can we hook up and jam some time? I don't live anywhere near you, but I might be there on Sunday. Or not. Someday, yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Apr 2009, 15:28
Jeph, you are a pretty cool dude, if we were to meet in the real world for realsies, would we:
a) fist bump.
b) high five.
c) exploding high five.
d) shake hands in a solemn manner and never speak of it again.

mutual j/o

Does Faye's hoodie ("Fight You") have anything to do with This Perfect Day?

Also, do you spell it hoodie or hoody?

No, and it's spelled hoodie.

Sorry if the question's been asked before, but I don't think this forum has a "search this thread for..." button, and the thread is already 30+ pages long.

Here's my question: as the creator of a popular webcomic, what advice would you give to someone who's about to launch a minor one? (as regards attracting a larger readership, for example, or any other useful advice you could think of)

Expect to fail, work your ass off, expect to fail, work your ass off. Repeat ad infinitum.

Jeph, why do guitar players seem to hate multi-effect pedals so much?

Not only am I on a somewhat tight budget, so I can't buy a whole buncha pedals, but I think they're really handy and fun pieces of equipment to use, so I bought myself a Boss ME-50 the other day and I'm just catching shit left and right for it.

Part of it is the usual guitar snob assholery, to be sure, by MY main problem with them is durability. If you've got six different pedals and one breaks, you're only out that one pedal. If you're using a multi-effect pedal and it breaks, you're shit outta luck. And ALL pedals break eventually no matter how rugged they are.

Actually that makes me think of an actual question, though I'm not sure you are the one to pose it to. Seeing as we have no real dedicated meta-thread around here, where should we direct queries about technical concerns of the forums? The only persistent thing I've noticed is occasionally when clicking into any given thread there seems to be about a 15% chance that all I'll get is a long load followed by a white screen. Sometimes it clears up with 2 or 3 refreshes, sometimes it stays that way for a few hours. I haven't heard anyone else mention anything, so maybe it's just me?

To be frank, and nothing personal, but you're all extremely lucky these forums are still even HERE, much less mostly functional.

Also that problem sounds like it's just you. I've never had it.

Hey Jeph

Can we hook up and jam some time? I don't live anywhere near you, but I might be there on Sunday. Or not. Someday, yes.

Probably not, I am shy
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Apr 2009, 17:01
jeph have you listened to my ep yet
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Apr 2009, 17:37
Are you gonna post more Dystynt Höllërin anytime because Wilderness Man was seriously rad as fuck.

Like, I'm not even giving service to your testicles here, I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Apr 2009, 17:42
jeph have you listened to my ep yet

too busy fucking horses
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Apr 2009, 17:43
Are you gonna post more Dystynt Höllërin anytime because Wilderness Man was seriously rad as fuck.

Like, I'm not even giving service to your testicles here, I enjoyed it.

I had such a good time doing the silly metal vocals I cannot imagine we have seen the last of Dystynt Höllërin.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 21 Apr 2009, 04:22
Jeph, you are a pretty cool dude, if we were to meet in the real world for realsies, would we:
a) fist bump.
b) high five.
c) exploding high five.
d) shake hands in a solemn manner and never speak of it again.

mutual j/o

This was the best answer. Thank you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2009, 14:22
too busy fucking horses

Fuck dude that was you? I thought the Mr. Hands guy died. You are a sly one, Jeph.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: gimmemoreginge on 21 Apr 2009, 17:26
Hi Jeph. Congratualtions of the addictive comic. Recent comic made me think so, do you discuss your female characters thoughts and actions with your wife or is it all you? Cause daaamn you're good at sussing us out sometimes.

Oh, and now I'm going to be cheeky. A mate was lloking at costs for advertising on your site so sure you're opinion would be valued. http://this-noise.smackjeeves.com/ (http://this-noise.smackjeeves.com/) - any thoughts?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 21 Apr 2009, 21:06
No, Patrick, Mr. Hands did die.  Because he was playin' catcher.  Jeph is doin' nothin' but pitching here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 21 Apr 2009, 23:12
dear jephy, what do you think of The Birthday Massacre and DEADSY ?

I mean, after you get past the black lipstick and purple/rainbow haircolors?

personally, i find them incredibly catchy...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Beaten by Nuns on 21 Apr 2009, 23:55
Dear Jeph,

Are there still any plans of publishing a QC book? If so, how are they comming?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 22 Apr 2009, 01:47
Jeph, what is your take on learning music theory?

I know some people are radically against it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 22 Apr 2009, 05:51
A mate was lloking at costs for advertising on your site so sure you're opinion would be valued. http://this-noise.smackjeeves.com/ (http://this-noise.smackjeeves.com/) - any thoughts?

Dear Jeph

Am I allowed to punch other people on this forum?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: gimmemoreginge on 22 Apr 2009, 08:31
Oh come on, I said it was cheeky. I think they're great and randomly funny and want to encourage him. But hey, a punch up may be more entertaining anyhow to try it  :-P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 22 Apr 2009, 15:20
Will you be bringing in Michael Buffer to call the fight Jeff?

:D  ;)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 23 Apr 2009, 14:04
Hi, Jeph,

A delicate question here.

Beyond the existing forum rule about not nitpicking, what else should we your guests know about appropriate conduct when we're critically discussing a strip, a plot line, or whatever?

"Don't be a dick" is a fine rule but I'm asking for something more specific. I know I've pissed you off before without meaning to, and want to avoid doing it again if possible.

Will posts along the lines of "This didn't work for me" or "That didn't feel realistic" drive you up the wall if they respect that you're committed to doing the best job possible? Is that the key issue, that some people have said that you don't care instead of saying that they didn't like something?

You've always made it clear that you're self-critical (as is every serious artist I know). Is external criticism just hurtful piling-on on top of your self-criticism?

There's probably a lot of us who want to balance an open discussion with being decent to the real person whose passion is creating Questionable Content.

Well I haven't banned Headwound yet and all he/she does is bitch about stupid shit

Seriously though, it's not a cut and dry thing. 99% of the time if someone here says something negative about the comic I don't give a shit, but if I'm having an especially bad day, or their criticism is especially stupid, they're gonna get a reaction from me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 23 Apr 2009, 14:07
dear jephy, what do you think of The Birthday Massacre and DEADSY ?

I mean, after you get past the black lipstick and purple/rainbow haircolors?

personally, i find them incredibly catchy...

I have never heard either band but judging by their names I would hate them

Dear Jeph,

Are there still any plans of publishing a QC book? If so, how are they comming?

they're comming allong

Jeph, what is your take on learning music theory?

I know some people are radically against it.

it sucks and is no fun at all whatsoever but it does provide you with extremely useful skills. however if you take it to an extreme it will suck all the soul out of your playing and composition.

A mate was lloking at costs for advertising on your site so sure you're opinion would be valued. http://this-noise.smackjeeves.com/ (http://this-noise.smackjeeves.com/) - any thoughts?

Dear Jeph

Am I allowed to punch other people on this forum?

we tried to let Kieffer punch people but it turned out he was only donkey-punching them


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Junodog on 23 Apr 2009, 15:09
Dear Jeph,
I spent like ten minutes trying to think of a good question to ask you yesterday and now I forgot what that question was.  Is it more sad that I forgot it, or that I spent ten minutes trying to think of it?

Also, would you like to come to Montana for some drunken sledding?  At the rate it's snowing here today there will probably be a good foot on the ground by the time you get here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: actreal on 23 Apr 2009, 20:56
Hey Jeph,

Are you going to be changing your forum avatar anytime soon?

I love your posts but your avatar freaks me out.

I realise this might be the point of said avatar, but please consider a fresh new look of non-freaking-out-ness.

kthxbai
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Apr 2009, 05:07
you're lucky it's not worse
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 24 Apr 2009, 07:32
Quote from: jeph
nothing but bat dicks
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Hammy on 26 Apr 2009, 16:12
I've been reading this strip for 5 years now. It has been lots of fun watching the art mature and seeing the characters develop such depth. The storylines keep becoming more fun. I love where the strip is right now and I'm so happy to see that it's picked up such a huge (and apparently obsessive!) following. The bizarre nitpicking in the forums makes me sad.

Sorry for not having a question to put in a question thread. I just figured that after so many years of readership, I should fangirl you a little. So, um, thanks for the many years of entertainment.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 26 Apr 2009, 17:18
you're lucky it's not worse

Do we want to know?

No ........

I don't think we do, do we jeph.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 27 Apr 2009, 01:27
Jeph, what is your take on learning music theory?

I know some people are radically against it.

it sucks and is no fun at all whatsoever but it does provide you with extremely useful skills. however if you take it to an extreme it will suck all the soul out of your playing and composition.

I have to respectfully disagree, because I find music theory fascinating (though I used to be radically against it). Then again, I'm only teaching myself scales and modes for the time being.

As for your avatar, I hope you don't mind that I stole it for use on another forums temporarily. It scared people there. I was content.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Headwoünd on 27 Apr 2009, 10:54
Well I haven't banned Headwound yet and all he/she does is bitch about stupid shit

Indeed he does, feels slightly bad about it and will tune down the trolling. :>
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 28 Apr 2009, 01:12
Jeph, how is your guitar Jeph?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maddness on 29 Apr 2009, 07:50
you're lucky it's not worse

Do we want to know?

No ........

I don't think we do, do we jeph.

Seriously! It could be the guy in his current av fucking a horse.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 29 Apr 2009, 08:01
It could be worse than even that. I remember the BitStrips thread vividly.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 29 Apr 2009, 08:43
Holy fuck everyone posting in this thread is either boring or an imbecile.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GenericName on 29 Apr 2009, 08:48
I remember the BitStrips thread vividly.

It's burned into my memory and I never even posted in it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 29 Apr 2009, 09:47
Patrick, you say that as if people will forget the Bitstrips thread.  That thread was gold and you know it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Apr 2009, 11:28
It had gold in it, buried under Senor Touch's shit.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 29 Apr 2009, 14:53
you're lucky it's not worse

Do we want to know?

No ........

I don't think we do, do we jeph.

*Runs away in terror*

Seriously! It could be the guy in his current av fucking a horse.

Exactly my point
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 29 Apr 2009, 20:11
Holy fuck everyone posting in this thread is either boring or an imbecile.

Or, in your case, both.

I have a question for anyone here, actually: What's Bitstrips?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Apr 2009, 20:55
It's a website that lets you make your own comics using some provided tools.  As a result, all of them have the same general art style...there was a thread for it here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19521.0.html).  Some of them look a little broken for whatever reason, but there was some funny shit in that thread.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 29 Apr 2009, 21:22
Bookmarked, will look at it later when my internet's not being cuntastic
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 30 Apr 2009, 04:18
Jeph, what is your take on learning music theory?

I know some people are radically against it.

it sucks and is no fun at all whatsoever but it does provide you with extremely useful skills. however if you take it to an extreme it will suck all the soul out of your playing and composition.

I have to respectfully disagree, because I find music theory fascinating (though I used to be radically against it). Then again, I'm only teaching myself scales and modes for the time being.

As for your avatar, I hope you don't mind that I stole it for use on another forums temporarily. It scared people there. I was content.

if you find music theory "fascinating" you will never write a good song

Jeph, how is your guitar Jeph?

which one i have like 148


Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 30 Apr 2009, 06:35
Your new one, dogg. The one that is exciting and new.

I would like to see a picture of all of your guitars, is this feasible?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph Thread
Post by: talihal on 30 Apr 2009, 06:38
Are you ever gonna revive the Penny=Pizza Girl possibility?

Got any tips for an aspiring webcomic artist? (An aspiring webcomic artist who already understands that drawing a picture does not equal instant awesome status.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 30 Apr 2009, 07:24
Penny isn't Pizza Girl, and Jeph's answered that question like ten times in this thread.  Read through it before you ask a question.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 30 Apr 2009, 07:32
Penny isn't Pizza Girl, and Jeph's answered that question like ten times in this thread.  Read through it before you ask a question.

I didn't say "Is Penny Pizza Girl?" I asked if he was going to revive the cast's suspicions. Unless my memory has gone to hell, the group never definitively resolved that conflict.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: UTAlan on 30 Apr 2009, 14:12
I still believe Sara is Pizza girl.

Sara was eaten by an allosaurus. Pizza Girl is not Sara.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 30 Apr 2009, 15:00
It also talks it in the "About" page that can be found as a link on the main page of the friggin' comic.

Which begs the question for Jeph: what do you say about re-titling the "About" link to say "F.A.Q." instead? I facepalm when I see this shit, I can't imagine it's any better for you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrMonk on 30 Apr 2009, 15:13
Penny isn't Pizza Girl, and Jeph's answered that question like ten times in this thread.  Read through it before you ask a question.

The thread is 37 pages long.  It's completely unreasonable to expect someone to read the whole thing.
Besides, everyone knows Pizza Girl is Sarah.  She just moved from one essential food group to another.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 30 Apr 2009, 15:16
the last panel in 1394 is about mormons right? what with the joseph smith referance...

so, why do you hate mormons so much? is it because they won't put out?

for me its how they travel in pairs or packs... like some kind of wild dog.


also...

do you think I'll ever ask a question thats important, or at the very least... amusing?

I think i will, someday.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Apr 2009, 15:48
It's completely unreasonable to expect someone to read the whole thing.

The key to the Internet is learning to search.  This board has an excellent search function that automatically searches the current thread when one is open.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 30 Apr 2009, 20:57
Plus, taking the time to read through the thread will show you the answer to the question you wanted to ask, judging by about 90% of the questions in this thread.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 01 May 2009, 01:06
It also talks it in the "About" page that can be found as a link on the main page of the friggin' comic.

Which begs the question for Jeph: what do you say about re-titling the "About" link to say "F.A.Q." instead? I facepalm when I see this shit, I can't imagine it's any better for you.

That's a good idea. I'm gonna do that now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: DoubleJ on 01 May 2009, 05:48
While you're working on HTML, could you fix the markup on the FAQ page? You don't have any close-paragraph tags so Firefox just shows it as a big pile of text. And since my home computer (Mac) barely distinguishes between regular and bold type it's damn near impossible to see where one question ends and another begins.

And on another display note, would it be possible to add Arial to the beginning of the font-family declaration in the main site's style sheet? Small Helvetica type looks like total ass on 90%+ of the computers out there. As bad a knockoff as Arial is, it at least fits to the screen's pixel grid and is more attractive at lower resolutions. (Given the way Macs fuzz up all their text this isn't as noticeable on my home machine as it is on the PC at work.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 01 May 2009, 09:09
WHY THE FUCK DID DEADPOOL SUCK SO MUCH!?!?!?!

i really hope its a clone.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 01 May 2009, 17:09
It also talks it in the "About" page that can be found as a link on the main page of the friggin' comic.

Which begs the question for Jeph: what do you say about re-titling the "About" link to say "F.A.Q." instead? I facepalm when I see this shit, I can't imagine it's any better for you.

That's a good idea. I'm gonna do that now.

Glad to help, man.

I can't recall ever seeing anything about this anywhere, but do you have a work studio in your home somewhere? Or do you instead have a separate out-of-home space that you use as one? Just curious, I guess.

If it's an in-home studio, I have another question. How does this work logistically within your home? Do you and Mrs. Jeph just use the room for any art and comic-related business, and avoid it otherwise?

I am mainly just curious, but another reason I ask is because I would like to eventually have an in-home studio myself for my music and I would like to know from somebody who has firsthand experience with making it work for them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trollstormur on 01 May 2009, 20:07
if you house and feed me, I could totally drum for Deathmøle. I'd even learn this mysterious "drum recording" thing you're all talking about. (no, really)

The last time I housed someone from the forums for any length of time he smelled up my couch and eventually got run out of town by the cops.


1. i shower regularly
2. i'm not a problem drinker
3. i can do like 800 bpm on double pedal CMOOOOOON
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 May 2009, 20:21
if you find music theory "fascinating" you will never write a good song

I find this incredibly insulting.

I'd somehow like you to listen to some things I've written rather than make such a statement.

To put it differently: If you enjoy taking art classes, you will never write a good webcomic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 May 2009, 22:16
Stop the quote tunnels, we'll never see the light!


I think what he's trying to say is that the folks who focus too much on theory end up writing wanky songs, anyways.  It may not sound like wank to the person who wrote it, but it's boring everyone else to death.  It kinda takes the fun out of listening to and writing music, because you start to overanalyze the songs and focus more on the theory than the way it sounds without thinking about it. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 May 2009, 22:21
Quote tunnels, collapsed. Thousands of miners die.

I get that. But I try to keep wankiness down to a minimum.  :|
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 01 May 2009, 23:17
Glad to help, man.

I can't recall ever seeing anything about this anywhere, but do you have a work studio in your home somewhere? Or do you instead have a separate out-of-home space that you use as one? Just curious, I guess.

If it's an in-home studio, I have another question. How does this work logistically within your home? Do you and Mrs. Jeph just use the room for any art and comic-related business, and avoid it otherwise?

I am mainly just curious, but another reason I ask is because I would like to eventually have an in-home studio myself for my music and I would like to know from somebody who has firsthand experience with making it work for them.

Right now we have a separate office space about three blocks away for our actual business stuff. That's where the comics get drawn and until we switched to Topatoco that's where the shirts got mailed out too. Since we switched to Topatoco, and since we're hoping to buy an actual house sometime this year, we're probably gonna get rid of the dedicated office space.

The trick I have found with in-home work spaces, and something I have seen duplicated in other dudes' home studios and such, is that you have to keep everything on a different level, at the very least. You need a place you can retreat to when the work day is done, where your work stuff is not niggling at the back of your head "hey you should work on me some more." This varies from person to person, but the easiest solution I have seen is to just put your studio or whatever on the floor beneath where you actually live. Basements, etc.

I did an okay job separating work time from home time before we had a separate place, but that is possibly just because I am lazy and would rather not be working.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2009, 05:12
The basement thing is a great idea, come to think of it. That way all the living and eating spaces are on the ground floor, but still one floor above your work stuff, so it is actually more effort for you to go down to your workspace. I like it. Thanks a lot!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 02 May 2009, 09:19
Hey Jeph, I'm planning a road trip with some friends of mine for late July some time, and interest has been expressed to see the Easthampton/Northampton area, since we're going to Boston anyway.  Completely understand if you'd rather not, but is there some way you normally go about meeting fans in the area, or is it more just like that kind of thing that happens if it happens?

3. i can do like 800 bpm on double pedal CMOOOOOON

SHENANIGANS
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 02 May 2009, 13:19
if it's in late july I will probably be out in San Diego for Comic Con
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Waferman on 03 May 2009, 13:32
"Little Birds?"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Wasteroo on 05 May 2009, 22:24
Waferman, if you keep talking like that no one will ever like you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 06 May 2009, 09:33
I bet this has been asked before, but who cares?

Why is it the only people we ever see in a fight was when Dora socked Sven? Will Marten ever get into a fight? I'm pretty sure there are Hare Krishnas who have been in more fights than him. I love QC violence or no violence, but there isn't a guy in the world who goes that long without at least punching a wall.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 06 May 2009, 09:38
Just read the archive: 697 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=697) and 746 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746), for instance, show that he can be roused.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Waferman on 06 May 2009, 18:52
Waferman, if you keep talking like that no one will ever like you.

...Yeah, I'm done now...
*Looks dejectedly at ground*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 06 May 2009, 22:14
if it's in late july I will probably be out in San Diego for Comic Con

Actually things have changed and now it's like second week of August or so.  Not trying to be all creepshow about it, I was more planning on going to the general area, you know?  Lotsa webcomics folks around (Jeff Rowland, for example) and what have you, but like, QC was what springboarded me into the scene and all.  Like, it's not the focal point of the trip, it'd just be cool to get a handshake or a small conversation or somethin'.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 07 May 2009, 05:05
Waferman, if you keep talking like that no one will ever like you.

...Yeah, I'm done now...
*Looks dejectedly at ground*

I think we're going to need to break out the big guns, boss.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 07 May 2009, 22:15
Waferman, if you keep talking like that no one will ever like you.

...Yeah, I'm done now...
*Looks dejectedly at ground*

I think we're going to need to break out the big guns, boss.

Big Bertha?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: VanHorneDog on 07 May 2009, 23:05
Still no Pintsize w/ guitar shirt?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 08 May 2009, 07:14
Sorry about the Passport issue Jeph.  I grew up in a border town where people used to just sort of decide to cross the bridge and go to [insert name of restaurant here] for dinner and I just can't get over the changes to the long undefended border.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 May 2009, 14:46
Still no Pintsize w/ guitar shirt?



It was canceled as I remember reading

Which is why I'm so glad I ordered one years ago

I think it should be brought back anyways
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 08 May 2009, 17:26
I ordered mine just before it got DCed. Truly great purchase. People ask me about it a lot.

Let this be a lesson to you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 May 2009, 22:32
Hemorrhage money as fast as you can because what you want may not be there tomorrow.

(Actually, my friend is silk-screening shirts, and she offered to re-make me the shirt, all she needs to do is scan it)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Beaten by Nuns on 10 May 2009, 01:42
What's up with strip number 1135 where everyone has stencil mustashes?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 10 May 2009, 05:45
Cinco de Mayo.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Waferman on 11 May 2009, 15:52
Waferman, if you keep talking like that no one will ever like you.

...Yeah, I'm done now...
*Looks dejectedly at ground*

I think we're going to need to break out the big guns, boss.

Big Bertha?

No wait, that was an accident

Truly
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Wasteroo on 11 May 2009, 21:10
Much better.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 12 May 2009, 05:38
Hey Jeph, you have a tutorial on how you draw QC and stuff, but how about posting an example of a script?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 15 May 2009, 01:18
Quote from: Jeph
Panel 1: Dora/Faye/Marten/Steve/Penelope/Wil/Sven say something. Another character looks on and maybe adds something.
Panel 2: Rebuttal by Dora/Faye/Marten/Steve/Penelope/Wil/Sven. Perhaps a 3rd character interjects.
Panel 3: Build up to witty remark
Panel 4: Witty remark.

Alternative style including Hannelore:
Panel 1: Dora/Faye/Marten/Steve/Penelope/Wil/Sven say something. Another character looks on and maybe adds something.
Panel 2: Rebuttal by Dora/Faye/Marten/Steve/Penelope/Wil/Sven. Perhaps a 3rd character interjects.
Panel 3: Build up to Hannelore being cute.
Panel 4: Hannelore does something cute.

Nah, I'm just messin with you Jeph, I still read QC.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 15 May 2009, 01:24
I don't really get why that would bug me. You can do that kind of "here is the formula for a joke" diagram with ANY comic. It's all variations on setup/punchline anyway.

Here's a sample script:

Quote
1

Dora: Have you thought about getting more piercings?

Hanners: Not really. I'm happy with how many I have. It's an even number and I'm still
symmectrical.


2

Hanners: Well, not COMPLETELY symmetrical. My ears aren't perfectly parallel, and my
nose is a tiny bit crooked, and one of my eyes has a tiny bit more green in it than
the other.


3

Hanners: And my right foot is a little bigger than my left foot, and my left boob is
a little bigger than my right one.

And I have a scar on my left shin from when I ran into a metal table when I was a kid,
and a few moles in various places.

And of course my insides are all pretty much just crammed in wherever they'll fit.

3.5

Hanners: But other than that, yep! Pretty much bilaterally symmetrical!


4

Dora: Man, now I'm gonna spend the rest of the day wondering if my face is uneven.

Hanners: Want me to go get my calipers? We can quantify your imperfections!

Faye: My right boob sags a little more than my left. I call it The Underachiever.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 15 May 2009, 05:10
It's all variations on setup/punchline anyway.

I feel like this is the tag line for my life.


I didn't really think it would bug you, you come off as a really cool guy, but I didn't want to assume anything.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coffee_Kaioken on 18 May 2009, 16:29
Umm, are we allowed to ask what's wrong with your life judging from your twitter?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 18 May 2009, 17:45
Jeph:  If you need time off, take it.  We will survive. 

Good luck, man. 

Iechyd Da!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coffee_Kaioken on 18 May 2009, 20:07
Jeph:  If you need time off, take it.  We will survive. 

I hate making spam posts but all I can say is QFT
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 20 May 2009, 08:39
OK, how about this one.

I know that with my artwork when I used to draw pixel art in MS Paint, I started seeing the world in pixels at times. You spend 4-6 hours a day, 5 days a week, thinking comic, plus whatever you do in your free time. Do you ever catch yourself thinking of your world in comic form?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: VanHorneDog on 22 May 2009, 15:29
Jeph:

can you make todays strip a big print? or at least the last frame.

becuase i totally want it on my wall. it brings the funny, plus i can make my own penalty box, which i will be doing, and have the back story right there. :D

-Alex
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 22 May 2009, 20:50
if it's in late july I will probably be out in San Diego for Comic Con

Are you gunna be there thursday? If so, I totally have to meet you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 May 2009, 06:14
if it's in late july I will probably be out in San Diego for Comic Con

Actually things have changed and now it's like second week of August or so.  Not trying to be all creepshow about it, I was more planning on going to the general area, you know?  Lotsa webcomics folks around (Jeff Rowland, for example) and what have you, but like, QC was what springboarded me into the scene and all.  Like, it's not the focal point of the trip, it'd just be cool to get a handshake or a small conversation or somethin'.

Maybe? I can't make promises because I have no idea what my mental state will be like in three months. I might be all HEY SURE AWESOME LETS HANG OUT WOO DIRTY TRUTH WOO or I might be all "not leavin my apartment for six weeks sorry please insert quarters to continue"

Umm, are we allowed to ask what's wrong with your life judging from your twitter?

Essentially, I am a complete wreck in just about every way possible.

I can't take time off from the comic, the comic is the only thing I can continue to do no matter how horrible I am feeling.

OK, how about this one.

I know that with my artwork when I used to draw pixel art in MS Paint, I started seeing the world in pixels at times. You spend 4-6 hours a day, 5 days a week, thinking comic, plus whatever you do in your free time. Do you ever catch yourself thinking of your world in comic form?


no


Jeph:

can you make todays strip a big print? or at least the last frame.

becuase i totally want it on my wall. it brings the funny, plus i can make my own penalty box, which i will be doing, and have the back story right there. :D

-Alex

The goal is to have every strip available in print form. More recent comics will probably happen sooner, since they're fresh in my mind and the art sucks less.

if it's in late july I will probably be out in San Diego for Comic Con

Are you gunna be there thursday? If so, I totally have to meet you.

yes
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Headwoünd on 25 May 2009, 08:09
I can't take time off from the comic, the comic is the only thing I can continue to do no matter how horrible I am feeling.

How about a guest strip week?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 27 May 2009, 11:19
I can't take time off from the comic, the comic is the only thing I can continue to do no matter how horrible I am feeling.

How about a guest strip week?

A whole week?
I would have to say no.
Not that I can speak for Jeph, of course.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 27 May 2009, 11:56
What's wrong with guest strips? I like them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 27 May 2009, 16:17
Jeph:

How, why, when, or who the fuck cares?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JonseyMcFly on 29 May 2009, 22:14
Do you really find jimmy eat world Emo, Really i like them i just never felt emo from them.?
.......
 
Yes really......

And what the hell ever happend to sara..... Is she pizza girl!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 29 May 2009, 22:50
Do you really find jimmy eat world Emo, Really i like them i just never felt emo from them.?

really? is this a serious question? wow... i feel slightly better about my own considerable musical ignorance...wow... really?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jun 2009, 13:01
Nights in White Satin is emo.

Totally.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 01 Jun 2009, 13:48
Do you really find jimmy eat world Emo, Really i like them i just never felt emo from them.?
.......
 
Yes really......

And what the hell ever happend to sara..... Is she pizza girl!?!?!?!

Jeph, remember my punching offer.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: giant_bug on 01 Jun 2009, 20:32


Do you still need transcribers?  The ohnorobot archive peters out after strip 1290.

Search for "tapirs" and you'll fiind it, but then search for "savor the awkwardness", in the next strip and you won't
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: gaia.ka.chan on 02 Jun 2009, 23:31
when is marigold gonna get twitter? im excited.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 04 Jun 2009, 01:20
when is marigold gonna get twitter? im excited.

When is Marigold gonna take a bath?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 04 Jun 2009, 01:33
when is marigold gonna get twitter? im excited.

When is Marigold gonna take a bath?

That;s probably next on Hanners list.
Title: Deathmole name change?
Post by: giant_bug on 04 Jun 2009, 18:20
You know, Metal-Poser-Girl is no longer with the band, so her threat to withhold "sex for a month if the band is not named Deathmole" is no longer operative.

So is the band likely to think about changing the name?  To what?

("Sex For A Month", on the other hand is a killer name for a rock band).

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 04 Jun 2009, 18:44
I'm not sure if he'll change it because he's already made a whole bunch of songs (1 EP and 3 LPs) under the Deathmøle name: http://www.last.fm/music/Deathmøle (http://www.last.fm/music/Deathmøle)

But then again, stranger things have happened?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: snalin on 05 Jun 2009, 03:26
Jeph, has anyone pointed out to you how "deathmøle" sounds like if you actually pronounce the "ø" right? Or have you known all along?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 05 Jun 2009, 23:58
Jeph, has anyone pointed out to you how "deathmøle" sounds like if you actually pronounce the "ø" right? Or have you known all along?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 06 Jun 2009, 00:26
so... deathmoole, deathmule, deathmuhle or deathmurle....

fuck you in the ass Wiki, my brain hurts.. :cry:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LeeC on 07 Jun 2009, 09:14
I think deathmurle.  :?

I wonder how Marigold and Hanners will interact in the future as they are almost complete opposites!  its like the odd couple but more extreme.  Ones neat (i cant think of a more powerful word than this for Hanners)  and ones messy.  I like how they are establishing some common ground.

I am just wondering what Marigold's and Angus's relationship is.  Brother and sister?  I am sure all will be revealed but just curious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 07 Jun 2009, 13:18
Fuckbuddies.  Clearly.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 07 Jun 2009, 13:48
Dude your avatar kindof makes me sad. That's a really good photoshop job though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 07 Jun 2009, 18:33
Personally I don't know whether to ask you if you're selling Bibles or throw a shoe at you
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 08 Jun 2009, 02:59
Fuckbuddies.  Clearly.

Also brother and sister. Jeph wants to throw in a twist, I bet.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 08 Jun 2009, 07:19
Hey Jeph, can you make panel four of page 646 into a print? I would totally buy one!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 08 Jun 2009, 17:54
Dude your avatar kindof makes me sad. That's a really good photoshop job though.

I agree... I was hoping for more of a change than a "not change" (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/obama_revises_campaign).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 08 Jun 2009, 18:19
Yes you can
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 09 Jun 2009, 03:13
Jeph, could you add the list of links on the right side of the main page to the other comic pages too? Now they only show up on the homepage.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 09 Jun 2009, 12:33
LTK, you are a lazy cunt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Z33NCSUGray on 09 Jun 2009, 21:17
hey Jeph, new QC fan here (found it a week ago through Stumble and read all 1400 or so comics in 2 nights) just had a couple of questions

why is QC so awesome?

Are you by any chance a car guy in addition to all your other interests?

Have you ever been to North Carolina? If so, where and what did you think?

what was Fender thinking when they designed the telecaster head? i want a telecaster because of the body, but i would have to put a strat neck on it. What is your favorite all around guitar?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 11 Jun 2009, 02:30
Jeph, do you ever plan to have Deathmole do a cover of "The Call of Ktulu"?

That would be awsome.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 12 Jun 2009, 02:14
What's wrong with guest strips? I like them.

nothing

Jeph:

How, why, when, or who the fuck cares?

dumb question

Do you really find jimmy eat world Emo, Really i like them i just never felt emo from them.?
.......
 
Yes really......

And what the hell ever happend to sara..... Is she pizza girl!?!?!?!

dumb questions



Do you still need transcribers?  The ohnorobot archive peters out after strip 1290.

Search for "tapirs" and you'll fiind it, but then search for "savor the awkwardness", in the next strip and you won't

yes

when is marigold gonna get twitter? im excited.

nobody uses twitter anymore

when is marigold gonna get twitter? im excited.

When is Marigold gonna take a bath?

her cunt smells like popcorn

You know, Metal-Poser-Girl is no longer with the band, so her threat to withhold "sex for a month if the band is not named Deathmole" is no longer operative.

So is the band likely to think about changing the name?  To what?

("Sex For A Month", on the other hand is a killer name for a rock band).



styx

Jeph, has anyone pointed out to you how "deathmøle" sounds like if you actually pronounce the "ø" right? Or have you known all along?

i pronounce it "duh muh luhbluhlhulbluhlbulh"

I think deathmurle.  :?

I wonder how Marigold and Hanners will interact in the future as they are almost complete opposites!  its like the odd couple but more extreme.  Ones neat (i cant think of a more powerful word than this for Hanners)  and ones messy.  I like how they are establishing some common ground.

I am just wondering what Marigold's and Angus's relationship is.  Brother and sister?  I am sure all will be revealed but just curious.

angus kidnapped her ten years ago

it is stockholm syndrome

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=post;quote=824743;topic=9135.1850;num_replies=1887;sesc=a9416f2f2422505f423b97fa6fe830e1

no never i hate making money

Jeph, could you add the list of links on the right side of the main page to the other comic pages too? Now they only show up on the homepage.

your lazy

hey Jeph, new QC fan here (found it a week ago through Stumble and read all 1400 or so comics in 2 nights) just had a couple of questions

why is QC so awesome?

Are you by any chance a car guy in addition to all your other interests?

Have you ever been to North Carolina? If so, where and what did you think?

what was Fender thinking when they designed the telecaster head? i want a telecaster because of the body, but i would have to put a strat neck on it. What is your favorite all around guitar?

i don't know if it is

not really

yes but it involved breaking up with someone

i think the telecaster head looks fine

Of all the people requesting and getting shot down when requesting prints/t shirt designs based on QC... I still HAVE to ask if its possible to get my Avatar done as one. I think it's just about the perfect level of offensive for me to wear to the store or when walking down the street. 

I'm not too sure about the application, but would it be possible to have your friends at Top be able to make prints of any QC comic at the customer's request? (Charging a premium of course) Or maybe just getting the 10 most requested strips?

thats a stupid shirt design

were gonna have more strip prints soon

Jeph, do you ever plan to have Deathmole do a cover of "The Call of Ktulu"?

That would be awsome.

duh muh luhlbluhlbulhbluhlubulhl only cover indie rock songs
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 12 Jun 2009, 02:26
Jeph, why do non of the female characters in your strip have long hair? I mean long long hair, down to just above their butts.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2009, 02:51
Do you still need transcribers?  The ohnorobot archive peters out after strip 1290.

yes

And there's a block missing around 800-900.  But if you try to contact ohnorobot to offer help they don't respond.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ICallKyo on 12 Jun 2009, 04:05
Jeph, why do non of the female characters in your strip have long hair? I mean long long hair, down to just above their butts.

Because (for the characters) hair that long is hard and annoying to manage and (for Jeph) hair that long is hard and annoying to draw.

Jeph, is the Awkward Zone Defeated panel a a stupid T-shirt design? Cause if it isn't, I'd totally buy it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Evil_Lathander on 12 Jun 2009, 04:50
Jeph, why do non of the female characters in your strip have long hair? I mean long long hair, down to just above their butts.

Because (for the characters) hair that long is hard and annoying to manage and (for Jeph) hair that long is hard and annoying to draw.

Jeph, is the Awkward Zone Defeated panel a a stupid T-shirt design? Cause if it isn't, I'd totally buy it.

PAINTBUCKET FTW
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: WhiteWizard42 on 12 Jun 2009, 06:09
I'm not strange enough to want to see it, but I would like to know: did you ever get any drawings in response to comic #1038?

Just so I know how scared to be of/for humanity.

EDIT: I logged in here for the first time in years to ask that, and now that i notice it's my 42nd post, I might have to leave again so my postcount matches my name for a while.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Viaken on 12 Jun 2009, 07:01
Jeph:
can you make todays strip a big print? or at least the last frame.
-Alex

Seconded! And a shirt!! I registered on the forum just to ask that the last frame become a shirt. It's the single most awesome thing I've seen in a long time.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chowdah on 12 Jun 2009, 07:28
Jeph:
can you make todays strip a big print? or at least the last frame.
-Alex

Seconded! And a shirt!! I registered on the forum just to ask that the last frame become a shirt. It's the single most awesome thing I've seen in a long time.
And Third-ed.  The Awkward Zone: Defeated is by far one of the BEST panels of this amazing comic.  This needs to be a print.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Cpt. Obvious on 12 Jun 2009, 10:55
Jeph:
can you make todays strip a big print? or at least the last frame.
-Alex

Seconded! And a shirt!! I registered on the forum just to ask that the last frame become a shirt. It's the single most awesome thing I've seen in a long time.
And Third-ed.  The Awkward Zone: Defeated is by far one of the BEST panels of this amazing comic.  This needs to be a print.
fourth-ed i also made an account just so i could join in the motion!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 12 Jun 2009, 16:47
Jeph, I would like ot know why you discontinued the Pintsize jumping from an amp shirt. It saddens me! I already bought one and all my friends want one.

Now, normally, I'd just smirk at them and say that they can't have one but one of them stole my shirt and I want to buy another one.

Was it really that unpopular that you had to discontinue it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sissi on 13 Jun 2009, 09:25
Jeph:
can you make todays strip a big print? or at least the last frame.
-Alex

Seconded! And a shirt!! I registered on the forum just to ask that the last frame become a shirt. It's the single most awesome thing I've seen in a long time.
And Third-ed.  The Awkward Zone: Defeated is by far one of the BEST panels of this amazing comic.  This needs to be a print.
fourth-ed i also made an account just so i could join in the motion!

fifth-ed! The last frame was awesome. It definitely has to be a print... or at least a wallpaper!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 14 Jun 2009, 08:17
Jeph, I would like ot know why you discontinued the Pintsize jumping from an amp shirt. It saddens me! I already bought one and all my friends want one.

Now, normally, I'd just smirk at them and say that they can't have one but one of them stole my shirt

Ed this is when you are supposed to lay down the law. My favorite tool for this is a big ol' shovel.

Jeph are there any shovel-beatings in the future for QC? I think that shirt would sell.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Jun 2009, 10:18
The last frame was awesome. It definitely has to be a print...

From Jeph's twitter:
Quote
okay I think we're gonna do prints of the last panel, and I have an idea for a related shirt design that I can't wait to draw.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 14 Jun 2009, 13:07
Jeph, I would like ot know why you discontinued the Pintsize jumping from an amp shirt. It saddens me! I already bought one and all my friends want one.

Now, normally, I'd just smirk at them and say that they can't have one but one of them stole my shirt

Ed this is when you are supposed to lay down the law. My favorite tool for this is a big ol' shovel.

Jeph are there any shovel-beatings in the future for QC? I think that shirt would sell.

I'm sorely tempted to. I might just hire her little brother (who hates her) to steal it back for me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dr Sasquatchula on 14 Jun 2009, 20:44
Jeph, have you ever used "the penalty box" in a real life situation?  I'm thinking about getting one for my work.  The only problem is, I would out of necessity spend a lot more time putting people in the penalty box than actually working.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 15 Jun 2009, 23:22
Yes, I registered to ask this question.

Can you help me tab out some Deathmole songs so that other guitarists like myself can learn from you?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 18 Jun 2009, 00:39
I probably already asked this and am having a brain fart, but what made you decide to spell it 'Marten' instead of 'Martin?' Just indie difference preference?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Aegir on 18 Jun 2009, 11:03
So he can get mad when people spell it wrong. That's also why his name is Jeph.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 18 Jun 2009, 20:49
Did you do anything fun for your birthday?

(No not like THAT. We don't need to know THAT, you pervs. : P)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Jun 2009, 02:23
Jeph, have you ever used "the penalty box" in a real life situation?  I'm thinking about getting one for my work.  The only problem is, I would out of necessity spend a lot more time putting people in the penalty box than actually working.

no that would be incredibly annoying

Yes, I registered to ask this question.

Can you help me tab out some Deathmole songs so that other guitarists like myself can learn from you?

It depends which songs. I literally do not remember how to play 80% of them because they are composed as I record them, part by part.

I probably already asked this and am having a brain fart, but what made you decide to spell it 'Marten' instead of 'Martin?' Just indie difference preference?

The "E" made it seem less nerdy. I think I have low-grade synesthesia.

Did you do anything fun for your birthday?

(No not like THAT. We don't need to know THAT, you pervs. : P)

it was pretty fun when i came in your ass
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 19 Jun 2009, 07:45
Jeph are you ever gonna change your avatar caption so it says 'I CANNOT POOP ZE AIDS OUT' again? I really really miss that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 19 Jun 2009, 09:47
Well, a few I'd love to know (And kinda have a start on) are:

Useless Proverb
Pelicans
Unicorn Battle (That riff is MASSIVE)
A lot of the stuff off Moletopopolis, like TUPAFCC (WGSAFCMtU) (Also know as the elongated The Unicorn Prince Approaches the Fire Centaur Clan (With A Gift of Smoldering Ash From The Crater of Mount Unimpous))
Quantum Unicorn Horns of Diamond
What Where When
Goodness Shall Prevail
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Jun 2009, 13:29
Useless Proverb is pretty simple but I'd have to re-learn most of it.

I still know Pelicans all the way through, it is tied for my favorite thing I've ever written (the other is Unicorn Waltz).

Unicorn Battle is ridiculously simple, I wrote the main riff as a joke (and yet tons of people love it, I guess it is my tiny equivalent of "Sweet Child o Mine")

TUPAFCC is also really simple, but I used a couple weird dissonant Opeth chords in the end section that I'd need to figure out again, that was the song where I started taking writing Deathmøle stuff "seriously" and tried to challenge myself a little

Quantum Unicorn Horns is another one I know all the way through because I love the really fast riff that kicks in after the breakdown.

I really need to re-record What Where When, the guitar tone on that one is AWFUL and I couldn't quite tremolo-pick fast enough for that song at the time.

Goodness Shall Prevail is pretty simple but it's such a wash of big chords I'd have to re-learn it.

Is there a quick and easy way to write guitar tabs? Editing ASCII tabs is such a huge pain in the ass I'll probably never do it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dr Sasquatchula on 19 Jun 2009, 23:22
Hmm... the only way that I can think of that would be quicker and easier than ASCII is to write them out.  You have a tablet, so you could tab them out in Photoshop.  That's all I got.

I also have another question for you, Jeph.  I noticed that you (quite obviously) started QC with indie rock influences.  I've also noticed that you seem to be citing a lot of metal-type music, in news, Deathmole and what-have-you.  Kudos to Kylesa in the RL by the way.  Have you always appreciated metal, or is this more of a recent trend?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 21 Jun 2009, 11:40
It's a more recent thing, I think the first modern metal bands I really got into were Opeth and Isis and I just expanded from there. Also I care less and less about indie rock as it gets more and more gimmicky and inane. Which isn't to say there aren't plenty of indie bands doing great stuff right now (there are), but that it makes up an increasingly small portion of my overall listening palette.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAFanOfFenders on 21 Jun 2009, 13:58
Opeth was my first too..
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 21 Jun 2009, 21:38
Well, I have a feeling that a lot of the songs are in Drop C.

I write stuff up in Guitar Pro 5 (Stolen and stored on my iPod) and Power Tab Editor 7.1

If you like them at all, tell me and we can share files.  Pelicans is also one of my all-time favourites.  Unicorn Waltz has a great intro, but the more complex parts of the song are losing my attention when i try to tab em out.

GP5 costs unless I can send you the files somehow, and Power Tab is free.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mdclxvis on 22 Jun 2009, 07:05
hey jeph

have you read or heard of "Yu + Me dream"? Its a webcomic by a lady from Grand Rapids, Minnesota, Megan Rose Gedris. I discovered her comic the other day and read the whole thing (600 strips) in 2 days, much like i did with QC a few years ago.

The tagline might throw you off a bit, but thats not the whole comic and you'll see after a while that it's only the start. After the first part it gets quite trippy.

she reads your comic too! (well just like the rest of the internet, so thats not so special:P)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JonseyMcFly on 22 Jun 2009, 18:36
OK i asked before and dint not get a respone... I have read through the comic twice Looking for myself..... WHAT HAPPEND TO SARA???  Maybe i am just idiotic and missed it. But i would like to know? :? :?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 22 Jun 2009, 18:40
The long-standing answer is that she got eaten by an allosaurus, and this has been said many, many, many times. From the FAQ on the site, there is a slightly different answer to your question.

Quote from:  FAQ
What happened to [character name]? Are you going to bring him/her back?
I probably got bored of writing them, so I stopped doing it. They'll come back if it suits the story and I feel like it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JonseyMcFly on 22 Jun 2009, 19:07
I bet she tasted like pizza.... Pizza girl... jk jk...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 22 Jun 2009, 22:45
hey jeph

have you read or heard of "Yu + Me dream"? Its a webcomic by a lady from Grand Rapids, Minnesota, Megan Rose Gedris. I discovered her comic the other day and read the whole thing (600 strips) in 2 days, much like i did with QC a few years ago.

The tagline might throw you off a bit, but thats not the whole comic and you'll see after a while that it's only the start. After the first part it gets quite trippy.

she reads your comic too! (well just like the rest of the internet, so thats not so special:P)


Nice to see another YU+ME fan here :)  Things are certainly getting interesting in there aren't they?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mdclxvis on 23 Jun 2009, 00:42
yeah... after the first section finished i was seriously wtf. im glad she kept it going though and didn't cut it off and be all tacky, finishing there
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ICallKyo on 24 Jun 2009, 13:32
About a thousand comics back (I'm not kidding. Holy crap.), you drew Marten in Faye's glasses. For the sake of all us Marten fangirls (unless I'm the only one), can you draw him in glasses again?

 :mrgreen: Or give him an afro, I'd be happy with that too. (I just wanted to use that smiley.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: beelzebub on 24 Jun 2009, 20:03
Jeph, I noticed you were not on the list for Connecticon, what gives, sir? :(
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Jun 2009, 22:31
hey jeph

have you read or heard of "Yu + Me dream"? Its a webcomic by a lady from Grand Rapids, Minnesota, Megan Rose Gedris. I discovered her comic the other day and read the whole thing (600 strips) in 2 days, much like i did with QC a few years ago.

The tagline might throw you off a bit, but thats not the whole comic and you'll see after a while that it's only the start. After the first part it gets quite trippy.

she reads your comic too! (well just like the rest of the internet, so thats not so special:P)

will check it out

Jeph, I noticed you were not on the list for Connecticon, what gives, sir? :(

we'll be there
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 25 Jun 2009, 08:18
dear jephy,

when the hell will you make your avatar even creepier? I'm no longer phased by this one... and that makes me sad... :|
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 25 Jun 2009, 14:27
Dear Jeph,

When recording songs via an interface on your Mac, do you ever have a problem where you get hard waveform clipping even at painfully low volumes? If so, how do you solve this problem? Do you merely clone that track? Kinda curious how your shit always sounds so clean even though you're using a USB interface. Mine have never done anything but give me nasty distortion that can't even be turned musical.

Love,
Me!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heliphyneau on 26 Jun 2009, 11:34
Jeph,

I know that you've said crowds are an ass-pain to draw, but I was wondering if there's any chance you might eventually have Deathmole play at a club.  I know there are plot-things that would need to get resolved before that could happen, but . . . I think that would make some pretty sweet art.  Heck, even if Nat never comes back, Pintsize could sub for her, thus reprising his amp-jump from the discontinued t-shirt.   :wink:

Or maybe I just miss Amir.  Just wondering.  And yes, I'm still loving the Awkwardness Defeated silly outfits thingie.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 26 Jun 2009, 14:43
Jeph, if you wanna talk about the tablature, contact me at (pretentious but fitting-if-you-knew-me email address) VikingRockGod@hotmail dot com.  My AIM is ClaudioThirteen.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: birdums on 28 Jun 2009, 20:51
Jeph, breaded or grilled chicken sandwich?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 28 Jun 2009, 21:58
I bet he likes it still clucking
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ICeSword on 29 Jun 2009, 00:43
Jeph,

Is there any chance you might be able to make the last panel of 1425 (With Maximum Ridiculosity) available as a vector-based image or in a higher resolution? I'd love it for a background.

Thanks in advance!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zen5887 on 29 Jun 2009, 05:24
Dear Jeph

Any chance of QC wallpapers? I know there are a few floating around in the newspost but I can never find them.

Thanks!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: hartford on 30 Jun 2009, 00:44
Sir Jacques, would you do a (non-pornographic of course) drawing of young Veronica Vance over at Jeph Draw? Better yet a retro comic with everyone's parents? 'T would be most prodigious.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 30 Jun 2009, 07:04
speaking of veronica's... have you ever googled veronica varlow? :-D just curious!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 30 Jun 2009, 09:20
Hey Jeph, if you met a dude at a con that had tattoos of your characters what would you say/do to him?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Aegir on 30 Jun 2009, 09:40
Jeph,

Is there any chance you might be able to make the last panel of 1425 (With Maximum Ridiculosity) available as a vector-based image or in a higher resolution? I'd love it for a background.

Thanks in advance!

Someone posted this: http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7779/14251280x800.gif
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 30 Jun 2009, 15:05
Hey Jeph, if you met a dude at a con that had tattoos of your characters what would you say/do to him?

my guess?

 "sorry!"

(Not that your characters dont rock, they kick ass... its just... come on!)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinysmidgen on 30 Jun 2009, 17:10
Monsieur Jaques,

 If I offered you monies for a commission of two separate pieces for tattoos (small ones, like, two inches tall or so), one of Pintsize pre-joints with lazer body, and one of Winslow with eyebrows. Would you do so? And what would the cost be?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 30 Jun 2009, 19:40
Was this inspired by Jace's post?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinysmidgen on 30 Jun 2009, 20:17
Nope, it was from this..

If a comic strip...

I'm going to say that again:

If a mother fucking comic strip is being cited as one of the things that influences your life...  Skip the tattoo.   Seriously. 


  Questionable Content has influenced my life, or more exact, Jeph's writing has influenced my life. Yes, yes, I know he never studied psychology, but the man has said things that make me think, and make me realize my life isn't that bad. Sure, my parents are a tad oppressive, my job is menial and boring, not to mention the idiots that work there...but all in all, QC and Jeph have shown me that life isn't that bad, and that one should always think with a humorous side and give people the benefit of the doubt.

So, sue me if my life isn't that fantastical, and webcomics influence my life. But Jeph is an amazing man with impressive writing skills/insight.

I view that as something that I should give praise to, he's given his time and a lot of effort into putting pen to screen in writing this comic, and I'm going to honor that with an inked needle to skin.

I might also send him money and buy some shirts too.

Email Jeph and get a commission. Don't rip it from a comic. Compensate the dude if he's had as much influence on your life as you say.

Nothin' wrong with a comic tat if you do it right.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 30 Jun 2009, 23:15
dear jephy,

when the hell will you make your avatar even creepier? I'm no longer phased by this one... and that makes me sad... :|

Eh. I like this one.

Dear Jeph,

When recording songs via an interface on your Mac, do you ever have a problem where you get hard waveform clipping even at painfully low volumes? If so, how do you solve this problem? Do you merely clone that track? Kinda curious how your shit always sounds so clean even though you're using a USB interface. Mine have never done anything but give me nasty distortion that can't even be turned musical.

Love,
Me!

 I've never run into that problem unless I have the master output on my POD turned up too high! I just plug everything into the POD and run the POD 1/4" outputs via a Y-cable into the audio input on my Mac. Just set the volume on the POD somewhere comfy (usually about 50%) and I'm good to go.

Jeph,

I know that you've said crowds are an ass-pain to draw, but I was wondering if there's any chance you might eventually have Deathmole play at a club.  I know there are plot-things that would need to get resolved before that could happen, but . . . I think that would make some pretty sweet art.  Heck, even if Nat never comes back, Pintsize could sub for her, thus reprising his amp-jump from the discontinued t-shirt.   :wink:

Or maybe I just miss Amir.  Just wondering.  And yes, I'm still loving the Awkwardness Defeated silly outfits thingie.

I actually had a whole "deathmole's first show" story plotted out in my head only to realize it was basically exactly the same as the "band's first show" story in Nothing Nice to Say. So obviously I scrapped it.

It'll come up eventually, it's just on the back burner right now.

Jeph, breaded or grilled chicken sandwich?

Breaded, which is probably why I'm a fatty.

Dear Jeph

Any chance of QC wallpapers? I know there are a few floating around in the newspost but I can never find them.

Thanks!!

check my Livejournal and its archives

Sir Jacques, would you do a (non-pornographic of course) drawing of young Veronica Vance over at Jeph Draw? Better yet a retro comic with everyone's parents? 'T would be most prodigious.

ehhhhh that sounds boring to me right now

speaking of veronica's... have you ever googled veronica varlow? :-D just curious!

no

Hey Jeph, if you met a dude at a con that had tattoos of your characters what would you say/do to him?

It would be extremely awkward for me, I think. If it was shitty I obviously couldn't say anything, and I'm not sure what would constitute a "good" QC tattoo. Maybe one of the girls, pinup style, but my art is so bad and/or changes so rapidly I can't imagine anyone would get one of those and not regret it in a few years.

I keep meaning to offer commissioned artwork, but I'm afraid I'll have to spend 90% of my time going "no, I really REALLY don't want to draw you a Pintsize tattoo." Still, to each his/her own. I'd probably draw QC tattoo art for someone if they begged hard enough and paid enough money and the design idea wasn't total shit.

If I ever meet one of the people who stole my bird tattoos for themselves, though, I am going to punch them in the dick/clit. That is just not cool at all.

Monsieur Jaques,

 If I offered you monies for a commission of two separate pieces for tattoos (small ones, like, two inches tall or so), one of Pintsize pre-joints with lazer body, and one of Winslow with eyebrows. Would you do so? And what would the cost be?

See above. I really, REALLY discourage people from getting AnthroPC tattoos. Please, please don't do it. If you're dead set on getting some of my art carved into your flesh, email me and we'll work something out. But it's not gonna be little robots.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 30 Jun 2009, 23:26
Why the AnthroPC tat hate?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dr Sasquatchula on 01 Jul 2009, 00:45
I know exactly how Jeph feels (though not to put words in his mouth)... I've been asked a couple of times to design tattoos for people, but it's just too much pressure.  If I were to design a tattoo, it would be for myself, that way I would be responsible for my own mistake, not another person's mistake.  There was a guy who asked me to do a tattoo for him that somehow incorporated soccer and music.  I was like, "what the fuck?  There is no way I can make that into any sort of bitchin'."  Tattoos, by nature, have to have a certain level of bitchin'-ness.  Maybe that's what Jeph fears about the Anthro-PC tats?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 01 Jul 2009, 02:39
I think it's more that he puts a lot more effort and thought into the design of the human characters he draws rather than the AnthroPCs, whose designs have remained more or less the same for most, if not all of the strip.  He's said in the past that after drawing an AnthroPC-only strip, he feels sort of like having cheated his readers, since it's so easy to draw and write.  In designing a tattoo, I think he's saying he would like a person to use the works of his that took a lot more to get to where they are now, and are being improved upon every day.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jul 2009, 03:10
Then shouldn't AnthroTats be more logical? If there's a Faye tattoo done now it would look different from Faye of strip 1,000, strip 750, strip 500, strip 100, and strip 2,120. Same goes for all characters.

If there's a Pintsize tattoo done, it would look like, well, Pintsize.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 01 Jul 2009, 03:30
We're thinking on two different planes here.  It's not a matter of the character changing, it's a matter of the art itself; I'm finding it a little difficult to phrase my argument though, so I'll just leave it at that and see if Jeph answers this one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinysmidgen on 01 Jul 2009, 05:17
See, the tattoos I was thinking of are set ones, at points that have already changed. IE: Pintsize pre-joints with the lazer and Winslow with his little eyebrows.

And on the subject of people vs. AnthroPC tats... I prefer the look of a little robot carved into my flesh rather than a person, it suits/fits me more. But if I was going to get people from QC rather than Pintsize and Winslow, it'd be Marten and Angus in the fancy outfits.

Like I said, the only reason for robots is because it's more befitting of my personality. I still respect and admire the dedication that Jeph has shown to his living, breathing characters; not only in the progression of artwork but also in their development to seemingly real people.

It's just me I suppose.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 01 Jul 2009, 08:21
Personally, if I didn't already have the t-shirt, I'd go for a Pretty Isopod tattoo.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jul 2009, 22:24
Giant fucking isopod all across your back, and damn if he don't feel pretty
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinysmidgen on 02 Jul 2009, 05:52
That'd actually be pretty damn funny/cool. :D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 02 Jul 2009, 06:30
Giant fucking isopod all across your back, and damn if he don't feel pretty

I'd get it as close to life size as possible

The reason I mention that is because it's not a character from the comic, so the art probably isn't ever gonna change on that guy. Maybe asking for a one-off design is less pressure on Jeph than a recurring character, because then he doesn't have to feel bad about his outdated art if he ever sees it in the future and realizes that it is PERMANENTLY PART OF SOMEBODY'S SKIN.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Bastaroids on 02 Jul 2009, 07:38
Jeph, have you ever considered experimenting with Flash or After Effects? A Deathmole music video could be a fun side-project.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinysmidgen on 02 Jul 2009, 17:00
Giant fucking isopod all across your back, and damn if he don't feel pretty

I'd get it as close to life size as possible

The reason I mention that is because it's not a character from the comic, so the art probably isn't ever gonna change on that guy. Maybe asking for a one-off design is less pressure on Jeph than a recurring character, because then he doesn't have to feel bad about his outdated art if he ever sees it in the future and realizes that it is PERMANENTLY PART OF SOMEBODY'S SKIN.

That's a good idea, maybe Marten's unicorn? lol
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: giant_bug on 03 Jul 2009, 19:01
Jeph said earlier that transcribing a comic would be welcome. (Transcribing basically stopped after 1290 for some reason).  Where can I post submissions?
 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Joker on 05 Jul 2009, 21:50
Jeph, is it possible for me to change my name, or would I have to start a whole new account and give up my legendary postcount?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Jul 2009, 21:55
If you message est he should be able to change your name for you, The Joker, if/when he gets the time.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Backshoot on 07 Jul 2009, 06:37

I keep meaning to offer commissioned artwork, but I'm afraid I'll have to spend 90% of my time going "no, I really REALLY don't want to draw you a Pintsize tattoo." Still, to each his/her own. I'd probably draw QC tattoo art for someone if they begged hard enough and paid enough money and the design idea wasn't total shit.


I'd be down for some commissioned QC art on my wall (but not on my body, no worries).  I've been assembling some Webcomic artwork from various sources to make my blank walls less boring (plus I really like webcomics).  Looking forward to the possibility of this happening.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Jul 2009, 05:06
[...] but my art is so bad and/or changes so rapidly [...]

It's not, you know. It's actually good. One of the reasons QC is fascinating is the way the art changed and improved over time. Seriously ... isn't the fact that thousands of people read your comic every day some sort of confirmation that the things you do, you do bloody well?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tybalt on 09 Jul 2009, 17:45
So Jeph, how come you don't have alt-text (aka mouse-text, aka extra words for the pictures)?  I'm sure you've seen it in other comics, so get with the times!

(obviously you may have some personal preferences about it, which would explain why your newsposts have degenerated to "here's a comic, have a nice day", or there's some sort of complicated coding issue, but I prefer to imply that you are either unhip or stupid with "get with the times!")
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tinysmidgen on 09 Jul 2009, 18:08
What the bloody hell is alt-text? Like, describing the comic with words?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: allison on 09 Jul 2009, 20:59
It's a little text box that comes up when you hover over an image.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Jul 2009, 22:25
Hold your mouse over any episode of xkcd for an example of how it can be used for humor.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 10 Jul 2009, 03:24
No, that's title text - the title attribute is not the alt attribute - if your browser implements W3C standards correctly, it only displays alt text if it can find (or doesn't want to in the case of Lynx) the image. So yes the alt tag is often a brief description of the content of the image.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 11 Jul 2009, 08:52
I was reading the basic rules and I was wondering about the images... Gore, porn, that kind of thing:

1) Do you think that the famous scene of "un chien andalou" would be gorish? Because I really want that gif as an avatar. I've been using it before in other forums but the other ones didn't have some kind of rule against those images as long as they were on spoiler. So that's why I'm asking.

2) I was posting and I got this message that I wasn't allowed to use spoilers. What happened? Did I read the message without my glasses again? Or it's some kind of rule?

3) I've seen a lot of funny questions with funny answers following... Exactly how many kinds of things are we allowed to ask you? I mean... Would I get banned if some boring day I decide to ask you a really useless question about the weather or what kind of ice cream do you preffer?  :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 11 Jul 2009, 09:32
Honestly, I think you'll find that common sense will get you pretty far! I may or may not be going out on a limb here but I think that "gore" includes actually severed body parts and, you know, really gross and bloody things, not things with actual artistic merit? A scene from a Dali film should be okay (as far as artistic value goes that's pretty much a given), and if it ain't, you won't be banned, just politely asked to change it. Without saying that it's okay to behave like a dick (which WILL get you banned), bans are pretty rare round these parts of the internet.

Yeah, I was going to use it anyway, the thing is that I've been in the situation before when I met an user that just said that "the scene was just NOT nice", good thing was that the user wasn't an admin or mode so I just didn't care.

I actually enjoy and visit many gore sites and find it amusing, so I knew that the gif wasn't gore, but hey... I met that guy once so I wanted to make sure. Thanks for the answer
:)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 11 Jul 2009, 10:07
You're welcome! Oh, and you probably shouldn't make your posts all italics. makes it harder to read :-)

O well, At least I got my avatar, so I can live without my pretentious kind of writing in forums.  :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 11 Jul 2009, 18:01
I watched it for like 4 or 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell was happening in it. Then I realized it and moved on.

Jeph, which is your favorite of the original Power Rangers?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: hartford on 11 Jul 2009, 22:00
Is the author of Minimalist Stick Figure Theater named Eric Ciocca?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Godfiend on 13 Jul 2009, 04:05
Quote
It's completely unreasonable to expect someone to read the whole thing.

I read all of every thread in any forum I post in, for the express purpose of not saying anything anyone else has said unless I want to back up their point.

Mr. Jeph:

I'm a huge metalhead, and I recall you mentioning Deathspell Omega for one comic's newspost. Besides your Kralice recommendation, what other black metal do you like? I can imagine you might like Emperor, perhaps, and others like that (Borknagar also comes to mind). What about the more raw stuff, like 1349 or Anaal Nathrakh? Any interest there?

You've also said, somewhere in this thread, that you don't like grindcore. Does this mean that you generally don't prefer death metal? (The two do share some similarities). Any gems from that genre you'd care to name?

Finally, do u liek mudkips?

Thanks!

Edit: Remembered my other question. :)

Do you see yourself as primarily a story teller or an artist for QC?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 13 Jul 2009, 11:22
I'm a huge metalhead, and I recall you mentioning Deathspell Omega for one comic's newspost. Besides your Kralice recommendation, what other black metal do you like? I can imagine you might like Emperor, perhaps, and others like that (Borknagar also comes to mind). What about the more raw stuff, like 1349 or Anaal Nathrakh? Any interest there?

You've also said, somewhere in this thread, that you don't like grindcore. Does this mean that you generally don't prefer death metal? (The two do share some similarities). Any gems from that genre you'd care to name?

Jejeje... I was searching for some Deathspell Omega pics in google and I found that comic. That's how I discovered QC... Through good French Black Metal. A shame that Jeph doesn't like Grindcore then. But I understand it, it's not an easy genre... But there's good stuff like !T.O.O.H.! which sounds like if Pink Floyd played Grindcore highly technical.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 13 Jul 2009, 12:05
Jeph, have you ever considered experimenting with Flash or After Effects? A Deathmole music video could be a fun side-project.

I know just enough about animation and video production to know that I hate it

[...] but my art is so bad and/or changes so rapidly [...]

It's not, you know. It's actually good. One of the reasons QC is fascinating is the way the art changed and improved over time. Seriously ... isn't the fact that thousands of people read your comic every day some sort of confirmation that the things you do, you do bloody well?



The fact that it's improved doesn't necessarily mean it's any GOOD yet.

So Jeph, how come you don't have alt-text (aka mouse-text, aka extra words for the pictures)?  I'm sure you've seen it in other comics, so get with the times!

(obviously you may have some personal preferences about it, which would explain why your newsposts have degenerated to "here's a comic, have a nice day", or there's some sort of complicated coding issue, but I prefer to imply that you are either unhip or stupid with "get with the times!")

Impossible to code in, given the extremely simple and archaic PHP running my site. YES it will get updated SOMEDAY but I've been saying that for YEARS NOW

I watched it for like 4 or 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell was happening in it. Then I realized it and moved on.

Jeph, which is your favorite of the original Power Rangers?

FUCK the Power Rangers. VOLTRON

Is the author of Minimalist Stick Figure Theater named Eric Ciocca?

maybe?

Quote
It's completely unreasonable to expect someone to read the whole thing.

I read all of every thread in any forum I post in, for the express purpose of not saying anything anyone else has said unless I want to back up their point.

Mr. Jeph:

I'm a huge metalhead, and I recall you mentioning Deathspell Omega for one comic's newspost. Besides your Kralice recommendation, what other black metal do you like? I can imagine you might like Emperor, perhaps, and others like that (Borknagar also comes to mind). What about the more raw stuff, like 1349 or Anaal Nathrakh? Any interest there?

You've also said, somewhere in this thread, that you don't like grindcore. Does this mean that you generally don't prefer death metal? (The two do share some similarities). Any gems from that genre you'd care to name?

Finally, do u liek mudkips?

Thanks!

Edit: Remembered my other question. :)

Do you see yourself as primarily a story teller or an artist for QC?

Black and Death metal, just like all music genres, are 98% crap so it's very difficult to find good current bands. I seem to have the best luck going back a couple years to records that people more in touch with "the scene" have declared "classics"- that's how I got into Opeth and Deathspell. Brandon Stosuy's metal column for Pitchfork is great at introducing non-metal fans to good stuff- I think that's how I first heard of Krallice and WitTR. Basically I have a pretty limited scope of bands I listen to at any given time, in any given genre. Right now the new Wolves in the Throne Room and the most recent Meshuggah are the two metal albums getting the most playtime.

The problem I have with black metal is so much of it is just punk chords and sloppy drumming, recorded badly. The problem I have with death metal is so much of it is just needlessly technical riffs with idiotic grunty "demon" vocals. But bands that can avoid these cliches, now, those are the bands worth listening to. As far as death metal goes, I like earlier Opeth before they went all proggy. Arsis can be fun depending on mood. People keep telling me I'd like At the Gates but I have yet to check them out.

Oh god and GOJIRA how can I forget about them. They are so good. Even the goofy keyboard song on the newest record. Dude has the best voice in metal.

I liek mudkips okay I guess

For the day-to-day, I'm definitely a gag writer and artist before I'm a "storyteller." The story unfolds over such a slow, long-term arc, that it's only taking the work in as a whole (which, I should add, I have NEVER DONE BECAUSE AUGH MY OLD ART) that I could describe myself as a storyteller.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 13 Jul 2009, 12:17
I agree with Jeph here... It happens with all the genres. And when it comes to metal it happens mostly with the most extreme acts as Grindcore, Death and Black Metal. 90% goes from shit to just almost decent.

I was surprised that you enjoyed more the first Opeth albums... I really though you would like the last ones as most of the people I know do. I also agree here since I think every album that came before Blackwater Park is way better than that album so called magnus Opus..

Hey Jeph... some little questions.
Have you ever seen a person in real life and think: "Thisdude/gal would look interesting for a new character?
And also... How did you create the characters [I'm just talking about the looks here]. Those faces came out of nowhere?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Godfiend on 13 Jul 2009, 16:52
Black and Death metal, just like all music genres, are 98% crap so it's very difficult to find good current bands. I seem to have the best luck going back a couple years to records that people more in touch with "the scene" have declared "classics"- that's how I got into Opeth and Deathspell. Brandon Stosuy's metal column for Pitchfork is great at introducing non-metal fans to good stuff- I think that's how I first heard of Krallice and WitTR. Basically I have a pretty limited scope of bands I listen to at any given time, in any given genre. Right now the new Wolves in the Throne Room and the most recent Meshuggah are the two metal albums getting the most playtime.

The problem I have with black metal is so much of it is just punk chords and sloppy drumming, recorded badly. The problem I have with death metal is so much of it is just needlessly technical riffs with idiotic grunty "demon" vocals. But bands that can avoid these cliches, now, those are the bands worth listening to. As far as death metal goes, I like earlier Opeth before they went all proggy. Arsis can be fun depending on mood. People keep telling me I'd like At the Gates but I have yet to check them out.

Oh god and GOJIRA how can I forget about them. They are so good. Even the goofy keyboard song on the newest record. Dude has the best voice in metal.

I looked up Gojira on myspace... I think we have some very different ideas on good metal, sir :P.  I'd still recommend Emperor, assuming you haven't heard them, and you might also enjoy Summoning (slower, epic, more atmospheric LotR-themed black metal) and Keep of Kalessin (I can't think of any good way to describe it, but it's some good BM).

Everyone knows the best vocalist in metal is... damn, I can't pick anyone in particular. Lord Worm? Nergal? Dead? There's some good ones. I'unno about any DM bands I'd name-drop, besides perhaps Decapitated. Check out Winds of Creation or their song "Spheres of Madness," they're some of my favorites and might qualify as some good deth metul.

ATG is melodic death, similar to Dark Tranquillity, and pretty good. I prefer earlier In Flames (Lunar Strain, The Jester Race) for my melodeath fix; I'd recommend that too - but check out TJR first, I think you'll like that a lot more.

Do you like any industrial? You've mentioned techno a couple of times, don't remember if that came up, though. Anything there you'd recommend? My favorite is Psyclon Nine, you heard of 'em or enjoy it?

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I liek mudkips okay I guess

So then, out of curiosity, how much of a /b/-tard are you? It would explain where Pintsize's twitter comes from...

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For the day-to-day, I'm definitely a gag writer and artist before I'm a "storyteller." The story unfolds over such a slow, long-term arc, that it's only taking the work in as a whole (which, I should add, I have NEVER DONE BECAUSE AUGH MY OLD ART) that I could describe myself as a storyteller.

I was wondering because I've read the comic a couple of times through (I need a hobby) and I've always seen it as a story, moving at its own pace, with lots of tangents. I also see evidence of that in the individual comics. However, this might also stem from how I am artistically retarded, so while I notice the gradual changes, the day to day stuff is utterly lost on me. You've certainly done a great job of making the comic accessible from all sorts of perspectives. :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lijenstina on 13 Jul 2009, 17:48
Estatic Fear is really a worthy listen.  Symphonic/Doom with hints of Black.

Somnium Obmutum is such a great song.

Estatic Fear- Somnium Obmutum part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqPTiPGaQMc)
(Edit: BTW it's a 32 minute song  :-D the rest is here : Part2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-JSiruLj0) Part3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZLWL3JXxUY&feature=related)  Part4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ch6zCTLl8&feature=related) )


However, I'm still only a music noob. Probably there are so many great bands and songs that I've never heard of, buried under piles of garbage.  :-(

I have a question. Jeph, what you think about Neurosis?





Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 13 Jul 2009, 21:04
hey jeph

my friends are making fun of me for drinking tequila by myself. is it that bad of a thing to do because i may or may not be doing it right now
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 14 Jul 2009, 01:57
The fact that it's improved doesn't necessarily mean it's any GOOD yet.

Don't be so hard on yourself, man.

hey jeph

my friends are making fun of me for drinking tequila by myself. is it that bad of a thing to do because i may or may not be doing it right now

I can answer this one. It is an awesome thing to do. Just don't Keith Moon it up.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Bastaroids on 14 Jul 2009, 07:02
Jeph, have you ever considered experimenting with Flash or After Effects? A Deathmole music video could be a fun side-project.

I know just enough about animation and video production to know that I hate it

Ah, that's too bad. Flash animation is a hobby of mine.

With your strong female-heavy cast of characters I'm sure Mr. Miyazaki would be enamored with this source material and willing to spin it into a film. Try to work in more gods/spirits and flying machines.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAFanOfFenders on 14 Jul 2009, 07:59
'Questionable Content, a Miyazaki movie'

I would watch it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dr Sasquatchula on 15 Jul 2009, 00:11
Hell yeah.  I would watch it too.  I'd be completely baffled as to how such a thing came into existence the whole time, but still, Hell yeah.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: danman on 16 Jul 2009, 15:43
A question to Jeph - Will you convince Randall Munroe to do a guest strip someday?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maddness on 17 Jul 2009, 07:24
Do you actually know anyone with a cantaloupe phobia?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Wawa on 18 Jul 2009, 04:56
how does  "Forever Decrepit" sound for a band name?

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ballard on 18 Jul 2009, 07:36
shitty.

sorry.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 18 Jul 2009, 07:40
Seconded
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Wawa on 18 Jul 2009, 13:51
shitty.

sorry.


Nah, it's cool, I actually paused when I heard it too. Now I just hope we don't suck.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Jul 2009, 15:17
Do you like any industrial? You've mentioned techno a couple of times, don't remember if that came up, though. Anything there you'd recommend? My favorite is Psyclon Nine, you heard of 'em or enjoy it?

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I liek mudkips okay I guess

So then, out of curiosity, how much of a /b/-tard are you? It would explain where Pintsize's twitter comes from...

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For the day-to-day, I'm definitely a gag writer and artist before I'm a "storyteller." The story unfolds over such a slow, long-term arc, that it's only taking the work in as a whole (which, I should add, I have NEVER DONE BECAUSE AUGH MY OLD ART) that I could describe myself as a storyteller.

I was wondering because I've read the comic a couple of times through (I need a hobby) and I've always seen it as a story, moving at its own pace, with lots of tangents. I also see evidence of that in the individual comics. However, this might also stem from how I am artistically retarded, so while I notice the gradual changes, the day to day stuff is utterly lost on me. You've certainly done a great job of making the comic accessible from all sorts of perspectives. :)

I never really got into industrial, I'm more into bizarre sequencer-wankery like Venetian Snares or Mouse on Mars or Squarepusher (going from least to most melodic there).

I'm not really a /b/tard at all, actually! I become aware of some of the memes via osmosis, as I imagine most people who spend a good portion of their lives on the internet do. I met Moot once a couple years ago, he's a pretty nice dude.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Jul 2009, 15:17
hey jeph

my friends are making fun of me for drinking tequila by myself. is it that bad of a thing to do because i may or may not be doing it right now

I drink tequila by myself sometimes. Just don't overdo it. Slippery slope and all that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 20 Jul 2009, 15:18
A question to Jeph - Will you convince Randall Munroe to do a guest strip someday?

I've actually got one he scribbled on a Post-It Note stuck to my fridge. I just haven't gotten around to scanning it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Arrogant Demon on 21 Jul 2009, 17:59


Jeph, I noticed you were not on the list for Connecticon, what gives, sir? :(

we'll be there

awesome, hope to see you there as well
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Moo Cow on 23 Jul 2009, 19:20
Can you make a big-size version of Panel 6 from #564 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=564). That would be Awesome, thanks. :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: dcnblues on 25 Jul 2009, 15:57
Jeph, have you seen this?  Very cool drawing tool, made me think of you:
http://rhondaforever.com/ (http://rhondaforever.com/)

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: maddness on 27 Jul 2009, 17:23
Are you suggesting that Jeph is a very cool drawing tool?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bodymod89 on 27 Jul 2009, 21:06
Two things. Wait, two and a half.

1. Will there be more queer characters in your webcomic? (This is secretly asking if there's potential for Hannelore x Marigold [whomayormaynothaveacock])

2. Why do you discourage others from getting a Pintsize tattoo? Granted, I too understand the dumb implication of getting something "generic" and something you may regret later in life.
    a. Of course, I don't think I'd regret getting one because I don't see a potential "GWAH I HATE YOU JEPH FUCK THIS TATTOO IT REMINDS ME OF YOU!" more, specifically because we're not dating, or even like, know eachother.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RobinHood on 28 Jul 2009, 01:10
Jeph, Why is your wife a jealous woman?
Fill all of the non-con'rs in.
Non-con'r. Heh. I'm one clever bastard.  :mrgreen:

Also, those are some sick ass bird tattoo's my friend. But why?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mdclxvis on 28 Jul 2009, 06:02
woot i got jeph to read Yu+Me Dream and the author did a QC guest strip! yay internet linkage!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 28 Jul 2009, 06:29
Hey Jeph, can you draw babies?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2009, 11:37
Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bgii_2000 on 28 Jul 2009, 11:59
Impossible to code in, given the extremely simple and archaic PHP running my site. YES it will get updated SOMEDAY but I've been saying that for YEARS NOW
Want help?  I'm a fair hand with PHP, and I'd love to contribute.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 28 Jul 2009, 15:41
Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.
This is extremely important to know.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 28 Jul 2009, 16:15
Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.
This is extremely important to know.

>sigh<

I was gonna let it go with the origional post but dammit! You had to encourage this behaviour!
Jeph, i have a jerry can of premium unleaded and a cigarette lighter if you need them...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 28 Jul 2009, 17:19
Listen pal, if you don't mind, could you go back to your little discussions about the comic and Jeph can crank out this size comparison chart for us so that I can finish my Bible/QC slashfic with accuracy?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 28 Jul 2009, 23:36
Jace it had better be King James Version because nothing else is the true word of god and you wouldn't want your slashfic to deviate from your religious precepts now would you?!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 29 Jul 2009, 01:49
You gotta do it right or your entire fanbase will implode.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nurgles_herald on 29 Jul 2009, 19:05
And then the LORD will punish them for their sins.  Of being inaccurate to the source material.

Some of those other words should've been randomly caps-locked, I guess.  King James Bible is hilarious that way.  It's almost like it was written by a troll on /b/ or something.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 30 Jul 2009, 12:37
And then the LORD will punish them for their sins.  Of being inaccurate to the source material.

Some of those other words should've been randomly caps-locked, I guess.  King James Bible is hilarious that way.  It's almost like it was written by a troll on /b/ or something.

OHHHHH! IS FUNNY! BECAUSE BIBLE IS OLD FASHIONED! BUT 4CHAN VERY MODERN! YOU WOULD NOT THINK ONE COULD DRAW A PARALLEL! BUT YOU DID! OHHHH! OHHHHH! Ohhhh... ohhhh... ohhh........... ....oh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKgiC1IOdg4

I think hulu has a better version... but I'm on my school computer... soo...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 02 Aug 2009, 11:49
Ok, i ACTUALLY HAVE A QUESTION! One with real-world implications at that:

Jeph, you seem to be the knowledgable sort on this matter, I'm looking at getting a new Guitar (the old 'Valencia' acoustic my parents bought me coz they were to cheep to fork out an extra $50 for an electric just doesn't cut it any more), and was wondering what sort you would recomend. Do you know the Brand name "Cort"? The local music shop seems to love them and they only cost about $300. Of course, I'd need an amp too, any particular brand you'd recomend there? If it makes a difference, my style of music is to the heavier end of Rock, but not neccisarily outright metal either (though only time will tell what i am best at playing).

But yeah, QC is teh awsomesauce (mmmmmm... sauce...), keep up the good work man!

PS: Was just strolling through the archives, actualy reading the news posts this time, and in #462 you mention knowing an Australian named Ben. Well guess what dude, you now know two...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 03 Aug 2009, 19:41
If your budget is around $300 for a guitar, anything made in Korea and/or China is going to play pretty much equally well if set up properly. I'm partial to LTDs and Ibanezes myself, in that price range, but Corts and Shechters are fine too. Play one, see if you like it, then buy it. Avoid anything by Fender or Epiphone.

Get one of the smaller Line 6 amps, they are surprisingly good and versatile for a "beginner" or practice amplifier, and will suit your style of music better than, say, a Fender or a Peavey or whatever.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: fitsea on 04 Aug 2009, 00:24
Jeph, as of comic #1462, how long has it been since Faye and Marten met in QC time? And when was it that you drew that arc (approximately)? Just curious. Thanks.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: scarred on 04 Aug 2009, 00:30
Jeph, this ain't a question, but you read this thread (occasionally) and I'm too lazy to spam yr inbox.

I love QC, and it's my fave storyline-based webcomic (Penny Arcade doesn't do "continuity") on the webs. You're great. Keep 'em coming.

Thought you ought to know.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bgii_2000 on 04 Aug 2009, 01:49
If your budget is around $300 for a guitar, anything made in Korea and/or China is going to play pretty much equally well if set up properly. I'm partial to LTDs and Ibanezes myself, in that price range, but Corts and Shechters are fine too. Play one, see if you like it, then buy it. Avoid anything by Fender or Epiphone.

Get one of the smaller Line 6 amps, they are surprisingly good and versatile for a "beginner" or practice amplifier, and will suit your style of music better than, say, a Fender or a Peavey or whatever.
OK, see, that wasn't an answer to the question: "I know PHP, use me?"

See, you don't say like... like nothing, or some shit like that. You say, "Yes, I am woefully incompetent at hip things like THE INTERNET.  Please help me!" or, "Piss off asshole, you disgust me." Or you can do combinations...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Aegir on 04 Aug 2009, 09:53
If he didn't respond, that probably means he would've responded "No" if he had responded.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bgii_2000 on 04 Aug 2009, 14:06
Lol.  T2 joke.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 06 Aug 2009, 17:23
When you need lots of extras (like in today's strip, and the Speed Beer ones), do you hit Google image search or Flickr for pictures of random people to draw, or just start drawing freehand and see what happens?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nurgles_herald on 07 Aug 2009, 19:04
Lol.  T2 joke.

Sweet jesus.  Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet.  Build up your credentials first.  Then you *might* get a response.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: IlGreven on 08 Aug 2009, 04:18
I'm sure you've answered this one before, but...

Has Raven been eaten by an Allosaurus or a T. Rex?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 08 Aug 2009, 15:17
Allosaurus
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nichidani on 08 Aug 2009, 15:19
an allosaurus ate her, vomited her up, and a t-rex ate the vomit. :]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Aug 2009, 16:57
Quote from: Jeph
What happened to [character name]? Are you going to bring him/her back?
I probably got bored of writing them, so I stopped doing it. They'll come back if it suits the story and I feel like it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Alero on 09 Aug 2009, 19:00
Hey Jeph. I've had an account here, but never posted due to sheer fear over the community, but after hearing your new song, I have to ask.

What is your serious opinion of Shoegaze?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 09 Aug 2009, 21:40
Lol.  T2 joke.

Sweet jesus.  Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet.  Build up your credentials first.  Then you *might* get a response.

you can't really talk.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 11 Aug 2009, 20:30
Were you serious on twitter today?  I'd totally play guitar in a DeathMole band.  In the sense that Dethklok is real and fictional.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bgii_2000 on 12 Aug 2009, 02:10
Sweet jesus.  Or you could realize that you have three posts and are not a meteoric member of the community at large yet.  Build up your credentials first.  Then you *might* get a response.
Very nice, sir.  It's just I'm sitting on my ass here doing fuck all, so I figured I could put my time to some use that might make my favorite webcomic work better.  Ah, well.

So, how long does this "cred" you speak of take to accumulate?  Should I check back in a year? A week?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SirJuggles on 12 Aug 2009, 03:08
To try and assuage some of the tension that seems to grow oh-so-verdantly in these fertile lands, Jeph has in the past kept the running of the site itself fairly close to his vest. Nothing wrong with it, I just haven't seen him take too much community involvement in the back end. Nothing personall.

As for the "cred" comment, I believe he was referring to your post count, which, due to its visibility, is something of a status indicator around here. Look around, read some threads, post some (well thought out!) replies, and I'm sure you will be welcomed with open arms.

Unless you're a wanker.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 12 Aug 2009, 06:07
It's just I'm sitting here on my ass doing fuck all, so I figured you'd want to have sex with me.  Ah, well.


it's a trust issue.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 12 Aug 2009, 09:01
OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 12 Aug 2009, 13:43
Not that i can claim to know the Mind of Jeph, but if I were writing this comic and reading this forum with an authorial eye, I might be tempted to splash on a whole keg-load of subtext as bait to ferret out people who don't know the difference between subtext and text.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Surgoshan on 12 Aug 2009, 13:52
This is not subtext.  This is subtext.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bgii_2000 on 12 Aug 2009, 17:19
Hmmm, I might just be a wanker.  Not sure.  I'll go to the mountain and find out.

brb.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tomselleck69 on 12 Aug 2009, 20:02
So, how long does this "cred" you speak of take to accumulate?  Should I check back in a year? A week?

14 posts
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 12 Aug 2009, 23:45
Is that the point where i got my first 'profile star'? The one that turned me into an Emoticontradiction? Coz that would explain it...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bgii_2000 on 13 Aug 2009, 01:33
Back.

Not a wanker; just new.  The man on the mountain says so.

So, I guess I'll just hang out here posting stupid shit about clits, and responses to classified ads for used guitars until all y'all deem me worthy something more.  That's the plan for now, I love it, and I'm excited to be a part of it.

@edwinalink: Just in case you were still wondering, "LORD" is not randomly capitalized.  It's how most translations render The Tetragrammaton.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 13 Aug 2009, 10:56
Hey Jeph

Can I have Jeffrey Rowland's phone number?

I want to leave him voicemail. Not threatening voicemail or anything, I bear him no ill will, I just want to leave him messages about my day and stuff. You know, keep him up to date.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 13 Aug 2009, 18:17
Ozymandias,

telnet com.whois-servers.net 43
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 18 Aug 2009, 23:17
Jeph, I think your next poster containing all of your characters should have them all wearing Victorian age clothing. Could you make this happen? Maybe just think about it a little?



PS Sorry If someone already asked this! I'm a little behind :/
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: est on 18 Aug 2009, 23:53
OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Or perhaps people are projecting what they want onto the comic, instead of actually reading it the way it is?  I really can't see the connection between a girl enjoying watching anime with gay dudes in it and lesbianism. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Alex C on 19 Aug 2009, 00:04
Oddly, I read in Savage Love once that there's apparently a surprisingly large number of lesbian women who watch man-on-man porn. This makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there it is.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 19 Aug 2009, 01:17
OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Or perhaps people are projecting what they want onto the comic, instead of actually reading it the way it is?  I really can't see the connection between a girl enjoying watching anime with gay dudes in it and lesbianism. 

Unless someone is using the Infinite Probability Drive.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HellStorm on 20 Aug 2009, 09:49
Or simply calling a flat in Islington?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Aug 2009, 14:36
Oddly, I read in Savage Love once that there's apparently a surprisingly large number of lesbian women who watch man-on-man porn. This makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there it is.

Anecdotal support: the only lesbian girl I've ever known only watched gay male porn.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 20 Aug 2009, 17:09
what I find odd is i have a totally straight female friend who loves to watch lesbian porn, and all the really freaky stuff...

okay, I dont find it odd... I' just bragging. :-P

...

nah, its a bit weird...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 20 Aug 2009, 18:10
Or she is totally straight.  Hrm.  Doubtful.  Not that I know her or anything, but that's pretty indicative usually.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 20 Aug 2009, 18:37
Not really. I have a friend who describes herself as completely straight but also watches lesbian porn more often than not; maybe it's an empathetic response?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 20 Aug 2009, 22:12
Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 21 Aug 2009, 02:03
Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

damn you, and your insane attempt to be on topic... DAMN.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 21 Aug 2009, 12:39
Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

damn you, and your insane attempt to be on topic... DAMN.

Yeah - Let's tar an' feather 'im!!    :D   ;)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TLT Thomas on 21 Aug 2009, 17:56
If plans for NEWW 2010 are ever finalized, I'm signing up for that. In the meantime, is there any chance you'd be willing to travel to Dallas the weekend of November 14th (for our Dallas Webcomics Expo)?  :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 21 Aug 2009, 23:30
Incredibly off-topic (there was a topic?), i know, but ifelt compeled to mention that Nov 14th just happens to be my birthday! Horray for scorpios!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tuxedobob on 22 Aug 2009, 00:16
Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 22 Aug 2009, 07:19
Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?

Highly doubtful
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: nichidani on 22 Aug 2009, 08:13
yeah, considering it's his comic and not everyone else's.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: tuxedobob on 22 Aug 2009, 11:02
I'm sort of wondering if there are any parts of the comic where he doesn't know the story yet.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Aug 2009, 04:45
Two things. Wait, two and a half.

1. Will there be more queer characters in your webcomic? (This is secretly asking if there's potential for Hannelore x Marigold [whomayormaynothaveacock])

2. Why do you discourage others from getting a Pintsize tattoo? Granted, I too understand the dumb implication of getting something "generic" and something you may regret later in life.
    a. Of course, I don't think I'd regret getting one because I don't see a potential "GWAH I HATE YOU JEPH FUCK THIS TATTOO IT REMINDS ME OF YOU!" more, specifically because we're not dating, or even like, know eachother.

1. It continues to baffle me that people believe (or want to believe, anyway) that either Marigold or Hannelore is into girls. What evidence of this have I ever posted? Marigold is into hentai! Hanners has a weird thing for firemen! But to answer your question yes I am sure there will be more queer folks.

2. Because Pintsize is a terrible subject for a tattoo.

Hey Jeph, can you draw babies?

I fucking hate babies.

Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.

haw haw oh you are so funny!

Impossible to code in, given the extremely simple and archaic PHP running my site. YES it will get updated SOMEDAY but I've been saying that for YEARS NOW
Want help?  I'm a fair hand with PHP, and I'd love to contribute.

We've got a custom backend in the works now, soon as my server guy gets done checking it out we will switch over. I eagerly anticipate being able to edit newsposts.

When you need lots of extras (like in today's strip, and the Speed Beer ones), do you hit Google image search or Flickr for pictures of random people to draw, or just start drawing freehand and see what happens?

I just start drawing, it's not that hard to make up random people

Hey Jeph. I've had an account here, but never posted due to sheer fear over the community, but after hearing your new song, I have to ask.

What is your serious opinion of Shoegaze?

most of it is derivative trash but some of it (my bloody valentine, slowdive) is good

Were you serious on twitter today?  I'd totally play guitar in a DeathMole band.  In the sense that Dethklok is real and fictional.

a live Deathmøle may actually happen, I am Talking to People about it

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

jesus

Hey Jeph

Can I have Jeffrey Rowland's phone number?

I want to leave him voicemail. Not threatening voicemail or anything, I bear him no ill will, I just want to leave him messages about my day and stuff. You know, keep him up to date.

oh the laffs sir the laffs and the chuckles

Jeph, I think your next poster containing all of your characters should have them all wearing Victorian age clothing. Could you make this happen? Maybe just think about it a little?



PS Sorry If someone already asked this! I'm a little behind :/

i've considered it

If plans for NEWW 2010 are ever finalized, I'm signing up for that. In the meantime, is there any chance you'd be willing to travel to Dallas the weekend of November 14th (for our Dallas Webcomics Expo)?  :-D

depends. are you paying for air fare and my hotel?

Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?

no and no

I'm sort of wondering if there are any parts of the comic where he doesn't know the story yet.

tuesday
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MrMonk on 24 Aug 2009, 04:51
Jeph,

Will you post the full results of the survey?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Aug 2009, 08:53
Jeph, do you have a height chart of your characters? If you do, I would be very interested in seeing it, mostly to satisfy my curiosity.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Aug 2009, 10:11
Jeph,

Will you post the full results of the survey?



no
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 24 Aug 2009, 10:13
Jeph, do you have a height chart of your characters? If you do, I would be very interested in seeing it, mostly to satisfy my curiosity.

from tallest to shortest

sven = wil

marten = steve

dora = penelope = hanners

faye = angus = raven

tai = marigold
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zingoleb on 24 Aug 2009, 18:52
dora = penelope = Pizza Girl = hanners

Fixed!

(Sorry, couldn't resist)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TLT Thomas on 24 Aug 2009, 19:16

depends. are you paying for air fare and my hotel?

Yeeeaaahhh... about that...  :| we wish we had the money for that - and I know we should be the ones paying - but it's highly unlikely this year. I'm hoping we'll have a "travel fund" built up for 2010. Maybe we can bring you in next year!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: workingrobbie on 24 Aug 2009, 20:57
Jeph,

Your avvy is creeping me the fuck out. It reminds me of that doll/puppet off the Saw series. How much will it take, in monetary favors or otherwise, to change it to something slightly less terrifying? Like a zombie allosaurus devouring Sara then vomiting up her half digested remains?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 25 Aug 2009, 01:41
Jeph,

Your avvy is creeping me the fuck out. It reminds me of that doll/puppet off the Saw series. How much will it take, in monetary favors or otherwise, to change it to something slightly less terrifying? Like a zombie allosaurus devouring Sara then vomiting up her half digested remains?

If i recall correctly, Jeph mentioned the fact that it creeps people out is one of the reasons he likes it so much...

Then again, i could just be projecting my own opinion onto others again...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: drosera88 on 25 Aug 2009, 02:26
Jeph,

I don't normally post (post count 1), just lurk, but I figured you'd be a good person to ask this question. I've been considering buying a graphics tablet lately; specifically the Wacom Intuos2, used. If you have used this tablet, is it something you would reccomend? Thanks.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 25 Aug 2009, 07:02
Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Team Venture on 25 Aug 2009, 10:36
Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?

This question... is relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: workingrobbie on 25 Aug 2009, 11:48
Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?
I thought the question should be "should I stop drinking at 6am?"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 25 Aug 2009, 19:36
I thought it was "6 AM? No I like *hic* 105.1 FM..."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 26 Aug 2009, 06:16
Or was it 11.975MHz (http://www.succubi.org/db/index.php)?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raminda on 31 Aug 2009, 07:52
Sven got himself contact lenses, eh?

(Kinda obvious question... I could ask why, but I guess the answer would just be "because he did". Um, I like it with the lenses and the short hair together. Yay, fawning.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: estabrookette on 31 Aug 2009, 11:27
Hi Jeph,

Could you or Cristi please please please head over to the Merch thread and give us an update?  We're feeling a little abandoned.   :cry:

Thank you!!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zipperstuck on 31 Aug 2009, 16:27
Jeph, ever heard of PhpMyAdmin?

You say you can't edit newsposts... if your newsposts are saved in a MySQL database, just use phpMyAdmin to directly alter them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 01 Sep 2009, 02:42
Jeph,

I don't normally post (post count 1), just lurk, but I figured you'd be a good person to ask this question. I've been considering buying a graphics tablet lately; specifically the Wacom Intuos2, used. If you have used this tablet, is it something you would reccomend? Thanks.

It's as good a tablet as you can buy. Tablets are really hard to use well though, be warned.

Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?

Depends how long you've been up. I could certainly use a beer right now.

Hi Jeph,

Could you or Cristi please please please head over to the Merch thread and give us an update?  We're feeling a little abandoned.   :cry:

Thank you!!


I will ask Cristi to do so this week. We're out of town tomorrow but hopefully by Thursday or Friday she will have something useful to tell you. I know the delays are ridiculous and have tried to make things happen but success has been limited so far due to a variety of factors which I can't discuss here. Sorry.

Jeph, ever heard of PhpMyAdmin?

You say you can't edit newsposts... if your newsposts are saved in a MySQL database, just use phpMyAdmin to directly alter them.

oh yeah
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: snalin on 01 Sep 2009, 03:12
Jeph, do you prefer early or late In Flames?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: estabrookette on 01 Sep 2009, 04:07

Hi Jeph,

Could you or Cristi please please please head over to the Merch thread and give us an update?  We're feeling a little abandoned.   :cry:

Thank you!!


I will ask Cristi to do so this week. We're out of town tomorrow but hopefully by Thursday or Friday she will have something useful to tell you. I know the delays are ridiculous and have tried to make things happen but success has been limited so far due to a variety of factors which I can't discuss here. Sorry.


Thank you thank you!  If you were here and I didn't get creeped out touching strangers I would hug you.   :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 01 Sep 2009, 11:58
Jeph, what does artist slime taste like?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 01 Sep 2009, 18:54
Jeph, do you prefer early or late In Flames?

Pretty much just Clayman and earlier. They got too nu-metally for my taste.

Jeph, what does artist slime taste like?

regret and chicory
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zipperstuck on 02 Sep 2009, 10:42
Jeph,


How fast can Momo move?

Referring to the September 2nd comic.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 02 Sep 2009, 21:41
Jeph,


How fast can Momo move?

Referring to the September 2nd comic.

She's probably Teleports
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 03 Sep 2009, 01:04
fast enough
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 04 Sep 2009, 02:33
Jeph, will you put QC into Archive Binge (http://www.archivebinge.net/)? It creates RSS feeds for the archive.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 04 Sep 2009, 14:27
Jeph can you draw babies? I am curious enough to ask a second time and not be followed up by the creep.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 04 Sep 2009, 20:32
Jeph, sorry if this has been asked before, but two questions that kind of interlock:

Have you been aproached by anyone about making QC into a show on like Adult Swim or something?

If someone like Seth Mcfarlane aproached you about that very thing, what would you say?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 04 Sep 2009, 20:43
If someone like Seth Mcfarlane aproached you about that very thing, what would you say?

Oh God no. NO. ANYBODY but McFarlane!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Watched Pot on 04 Sep 2009, 22:11
I think he answered the "animated QC" question on the u-stream commentary night. It was something along the lines of "not for less than $1 million, and I'd pull an Alan Moore and tell everyone how shitty it is just before it airs".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 04 Sep 2009, 23:28
Hey Jeph can I be a mod?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chipmissioner on 05 Sep 2009, 20:42
I think I saw you at the 3 County Fair earlier today, Jeph.  I was very tempted to say something, but then I realized I'd rather not be some annoying turd interrupting an otherwise enjoyable outing for you.  Also I think I was just terrified of your presence. I say this as a small framed, 5'7" guy, but you're freaking huge.  You almost stepped on me in the cow area, and I thought I'd never get out of your shadow.  God damn.

Anyways, question simply being did you enjoy the fair, and if so, what was your favorite part?  Personally for me: Adorable little bunnies.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 05 Sep 2009, 21:30
I think I saw you at the 3 County Fair earlier today, Jeph.

Probably did.

Quote from: Jeph's Twitter
went to the fair, had great food at bob & sara's, hahaha woo
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: wcde-dj on 06 Sep 2009, 03:22
Jeph, would you be alright with me playing Deathmøle on the radio?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Headwoünd on 06 Sep 2009, 03:36
Hello Jeph,

when you rummage through the WCTs or even the whole 'QC Discussion' subsection, does ever come something good out of this?

I'm just baffled that you seem to follow them so closely and when you actually post in them, it's not exactly because you liked a particular post. ;>

Not that it's anything but cool of you to stay in touch with even the most deranged part of the fanbase, but it seems that people try to forcedly come up with quirky stuff just to provoke replies from you.
I'm aware that this coming from me makes me seem hipocritical, but in all honesty I stopped posting there because I eventually found out that you were reading the silly shits&giggles posts of mine and offending you in any way was none of my interest. :>
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Chipmissioner on 06 Sep 2009, 04:25
I think I saw you at the 3 County Fair earlier today, Jeph.

Probably did.

Quote from: Jeph's Twitter
went to the fair, had great food at bob & sara's, hahaha woo

If the huge looming man with gigantic black earrings and bird tattoos wasn't enough confirmation, that sure is!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: zoose.alors on 09 Sep 2009, 01:30
jeph, will dora ever finish her tattoo?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: danman on 11 Sep 2009, 03:51
What does marigold do for a living? Does she farm gold in WoW?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Sep 2009, 14:21
Jeph,


How fast can Momo move?

Referring to the September 2nd comic.

disturbingly fast.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Sep 2009, 14:23
Jeph can you draw babies? I am curious enough to ask a second time and not be followed up by the creep.

I repeat: I HATE babies
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Sep 2009, 14:29
Hello Jeph,

when you rummage through the WCTs or even the whole 'QC Discussion' subsection, does ever come something good out of this?

I'm just baffled that you seem to follow them so closely and when you actually post in them, it's not exactly because you liked a particular post.

it is mainly negative or stupid things that get responses from me because I have an uncontrollable urge to correct them. Also as I get older I have gotten a little more sure of myself, so now if someone posts a "man qc isn't as good as it used to be" thread I feel much more comfortable saying "no, actually, you are wrong."

plus sometimes it is just fun to be angry at the Internet. Hannelore/Marigold shippers are PERFECT for inducing such rage.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 11 Sep 2009, 15:21
Hey Jeph I am sorry I am being a shit to you in this thread sometimes because you are rad.

Also, I found some really great hentai of Faye and Pintsize but Pintsize was a loaf of bread, is that cool?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 11 Sep 2009, 17:36
(<3, Ozymandias)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Noskcaj.Llahsram on 12 Sep 2009, 16:49
So brand new here, and just got through the entire series over Thursday and Friday and (like everyone else apparently) I've got some question(s)
And of course if they've already been asked, I'm sure some will direct me to the answer, but I got tired after page 8.
First, I've noticed that  that all (or almost all) the characters with deep psychological problems are the girls; with Steve being the only guy with a (potentially) serious problem, his post relationship binges; was this intentional, or did it simply happen organically? And I'm not asking why are there crazy people I know, it's because crazy people make it easier to generate drama.
What is your favourite style of hat? Mine's a bowler
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Akel on 12 Sep 2009, 23:15
Hello Jeph.

I like the stuff you compose a lot more than the stuff you actually listen to. I usually can't stand the metal genre, but all the songs I found in the mp3 section of your site are actually pretty awesome!

So, the questions:

What's the REAL genre of the Deathmole songs on that page? I tried looking around for 'melodic metal', but all I found was those insufferable death growls.

Or, if it doesn't fall in a genre, how can I find more songs of that kind? What should I search for? Or who should I search for?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 12 Sep 2009, 23:53
Are we ever gonna get this>(http://qwantz.com/forum/images/smiles/trex-omg.gif) emoticon back?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: cerement on 13 Sep 2009, 14:08
I tried looking around for 'melodic metal', but all I found was those insufferable death growls.

Haven't listened to the Deathmøle stuff (I know ::hangs head in shame:: ) but you could always try out "power metal" (http://www.last.fm/tag/power%20metal) with bands like Dragonforce (http://www.last.fm/music/DragonForce), or "symphonic metal" (http://www.last.fm/tag/symphonic%20metal) like Nightwish (http://www.last.fm/music/Nightwish), and then to the extreme of van Canto (http://www.last.fm/music/van+Canto) (a capella metal - there's a couple albums posted in the mediaf!re thread) ...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 13 Sep 2009, 16:34
Dragonforce is a terrible recommendation.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAFanOfFenders on 14 Sep 2009, 06:17
I tried looking around for 'melodic metal', but all I found was those insufferable death growls.

Dragonforce (http://www.last.fm/music/DragonForce),

 :-(

Edit: Try some NWOBHM.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: sean on 14 Sep 2009, 11:52
try like, pelican or isis maybe?

also trex smiely yesssssssssss
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 14 Sep 2009, 18:35
Jeph, would you be alright with me playing Deathmøle on the radio?

yes

So brand new here, and just got through the entire series over Thursday and Friday and (like everyone else apparently) I've got some question(s)
And of course if they've already been asked, I'm sure some will direct me to the answer, but I got tired after page 8.
First, I've noticed that  that all (or almost all) the characters with deep psychological problems are the girls; with Steve being the only guy with a (potentially) serious problem, his post relationship binges; was this intentional, or did it simply happen organically? And I'm not asking why are there crazy people I know, it's because crazy people make it easier to generate drama.
What is your favourite style of hat? Mine's a bowler
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?



'cause i like drawing girls better

cadet cap

nature

Hello Jeph.

I like the stuff you compose a lot more than the stuff you actually listen to. I usually can't stand the metal genre, but all the songs I found in the mp3 section of your site are actually pretty awesome!

So, the questions:

What's the REAL genre of the Deathmole songs on that page? I tried looking around for 'melodic metal', but all I found was those insufferable death growls.

Or, if it doesn't fall in a genre, how can I find more songs of that kind? What should I search for? Or who should I search for?


most of my stuff is essentially derivative of Pelican, Mogwai, Hum, Isis, and Wolves in the Throne room.  I wish I were more original, but oh well.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 14 Sep 2009, 18:58
oh, By the way... ISIS and Wolves FUCKING OWNS! :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: CanYouLetItOut? on 15 Sep 2009, 13:58
(Sorry if this has been asked before) Do you have any plans for the girl who was interested in Steve? From http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1430
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 15 Sep 2009, 16:26
yes

eventually
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trollstormur on 16 Sep 2009, 08:31
JEPH DOES MARIGOLD HAVE CRAZY 70S BUSH I BET SHES GOT HELLA CRAZY 70S BUSH PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 16 Sep 2009, 11:06
Can your site backend work with 24 bit .PNGs?

Have you ever tried softening the shading? Here's the last panel of yesterday's comic with some Smart Blur as an example:

(http://i32.tinypic.com/b4f3wk_th.jpg) (http://i25.tinypic.com/2vun68o.jpg)
(Click for full size)

Just an idea. I kinda like it. *shrug*

Settings:
Radius: 2
Threshold: 50
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Escape Velocity on 17 Sep 2009, 19:42
Do you approach plot developments from a perspective of planning them out ("it would be an interesting arc if Faye and Sven got into a relationship that went south"), or do the characters mainly dictate their own behavior, and you're just a conduit for illustrating it?  i.e., how much control do you feel like you have over the events that unfold in the comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 18 Sep 2009, 15:38
Oh, excuse me for missing the reply and then reposting.  :-(

Anyway, if you do one of those ustream request pictures like they are on your lj some time in the future, I've got a request to make: I am curious as to how Marigold would look if she were to do something about the hair, skin, glasses, clothing et al, and generally being more feminine.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: giant_bug on 18 Sep 2009, 19:57
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

The Dalai lama can reincarnate, and he's on his 14th continue, I think. So that should give him an advantage of lots of experience points.

The pope has supernatural allies, so he could theoretically tag team with members of the Trinity.

Sounds like a close match, actually.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Sep 2009, 17:22
Can your site backend work with 24 bit .PNGs?

Have you ever tried softening the shading? Here's the last panel of yesterday's comic with some Smart Blur as an example:

(http://i32.tinypic.com/b4f3wk_th.jpg) (http://i25.tinypic.com/2vun68o.jpg)
(Click for full size)

Just an idea. I kinda like it. *shrug*

Settings:
Radius: 2
Threshold: 50



Ugh that looks awful

also my site eats way too much bandwidth as it is. Using png-24 would probably quadruple it.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Sep 2009, 17:23
Do you approach plot developments from a perspective of planning them out ("it would be an interesting arc if Faye and Sven got into a relationship that went south"), or do the characters mainly dictate their own behavior, and you're just a conduit for illustrating it?  i.e., how much control do you feel like you have over the events that unfold in the comic?

I pretty much just let things happen
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 20 Sep 2009, 22:13
Much like real life
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Aegir on 21 Sep 2009, 13:41
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

The Dalai lama can reincarnate, and he's on his 14th continue, I think. So that should give him an advantage of lots of experience points.

The pope has supernatural allies, so he could theoretically tag team with members of the Trinity.

Sounds like a close match, actually.


I think the current Pope would win, but in general the Dalai Lama is more badass.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Pypoli on 22 Sep 2009, 01:49
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

The Dalai lama can reincarnate, and he's on his 14th continue, I think. So that should give him an advantage of lots of experience points.

The pope has supernatural allies, so he could theoretically tag team with members of the Trinity.

Sounds like a close match, actually.


I think the current Pope would win, but in general the Dalai Lama is more badass.

The dalai lama clearly has hidden boudhist monk super martial arts training and would kick everyone's ass.
Clearly.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 22 Sep 2009, 07:09
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

The Dalai lama can reincarnate, and he's on his 14th continue, I think. So that should give him an advantage of lots of experience points.

The pope has supernatural allies, so he could theoretically tag team with members of the Trinity.

Sounds like a close match, actually.


I think the current Pope would win, but in general the Dalai Lama is more badass.

The dalai lama clearly has hidden boudhist monk super martial arts training and would kick everyone's ass.
Clearly.

Dalai Lama would win because the current pope is a former Nazi and all Nazis suck balls.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAFanOfFenders on 22 Sep 2009, 11:27
*schnap*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2009, 20:56
*schnap*

Goes good in Coffee
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 23 Sep 2009, 09:12
No, that's Schnaps. (Schnip-)Schnap is what the scissor does.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Sep 2009, 21:40
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

The Dalai lama can reincarnate, and he's on his 14th continue, I think. So that should give him an advantage of lots of experience points.

The pope has supernatural allies, so he could theoretically tag team with members of the Trinity.

Sounds like a close match, actually.


I think the current Pope would win, but in general the Dalai Lama is more badass.

The Dalai Lama reincarnates.  He will be back, whether he wins this round or not.  The pope will be in heaven... or somewhere.  But he won't be here. 

So the Dalai Lama wins the game
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Blackjoker on 24 Sep 2009, 02:23
When you make the comics do you have set stories in advance or is it more of a freeflow thing when you make the comics?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Sep 2009, 04:24
Do you approach plot developments from a perspective of planning them out ("it would be an interesting arc if Faye and Sven got into a relationship that went south"), or do the characters mainly dictate their own behavior, and you're just a conduit for illustrating it?  i.e., how much control do you feel like you have over the events that unfold in the comic?

I pretty much just let things happen
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zipperstuck on 24 Sep 2009, 11:36
Who would win in a fight the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

The Dalai lama can reincarnate, and he's on his 14th continue, I think. So that should give him an advantage of lots of experience points.

The pope has supernatural allies, so he could theoretically tag team with members of the Trinity.

Sounds like a close match, actually.


I think the current Pope would win, but in general the Dalai Lama is more badass.

The Dalai Lama reincarnates.  He will be back, whether he wins this round or not.  The pope will be in heaven... or somewhere.  But he won't be here. 

So the Dalai Lama wins the game
That would only be true if no pope gets elected after the last one. Granted, not the same soul, but the idea of a pope doesn't stop existing at all.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 24 Sep 2009, 16:16
Hey Jephster! (do you mind being called 'Jephster'?) I already braught this up in the apropriate WCT thread, but since you dont seem to look at EVERY SINGLE THREAD (why would you? You have better things to do) i though i re-iterate it here.

Basicaly, I'm an Aussie, and i figured I'd send you a packet of tim-tams to help you celebrate the whole anniversary thing, but i dont know WHERE to send them (i could just consume a packet in your name if its easier).
But, yeah, serious offer, even on my budget i can swing ONE pack as a gift...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 27 Sep 2009, 22:15
Normaly i frow on the whole double-posting thing (and it will get stone-cold shot on the Tamriel Rebuilt forum - but enough mod plugging, though once i get to the question you might get the conection).

This question has been bugging me since the first day i started reading QC. In strip 868 pannel 2, is Pintsize's quote actualy supposed to be an Elder Scrolls reference?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAFanOfFenders on 30 Sep 2009, 10:07
Lovecraft reference.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 01 Oct 2009, 00:39
I notice every little while that your drawings are getting more and more realistic...

how long before fully rendered Rockwellian masterpieces are used to tell this story?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dollface on 01 Oct 2009, 04:03
Hi mr Jeph

I wanted to ask, is character named Dora named after the German 80 cm K (E) railway gun?

cause in ww2 there was railway gun named dora.

Linkity link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 01 Oct 2009, 06:12
Dora the personification of a Nazi attilery piece? She can be blunt at times, but not THAT blunt...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 01 Oct 2009, 11:13
Hey Jeph, I am re-reading QC and on page 76, you posted that you wanted that zombie monkey mug. If I were to make a zombie monkey on Deviantart and set it to be able to be sold as a mug, would you but one?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 02 Oct 2009, 05:27
I wouldn't get any money from it unless alot of people bought it, Deviantart doesn't pay you until you reach $20 worth of commission and you don't get much commission from one mug...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 02 Oct 2009, 07:15
Deviantart wouldn't be the best thing to use.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Malsies on 02 Oct 2009, 16:06
Hi Jeph.

I'm a long-time reader.  It's been a pleasure to see your comic progress, both artistically and plot-wise.  I don't have any complaints.  I also have to say that, since becoming a reader, my musical tastes have broadened dramatically.

My question is concerning Faye, and I'm sorry if it sounds stupid.  She's always been my favorite character (couldn't tell you why; she's my total opposite).  I had always thought of her as pretty (at least as far as cartoon characters go), and she was always included as one of the "hot chicks" that Marten hung around with.  More recently, though, (and I really hate to say this, it sounds like I'm complaining, but I promise I'm not) she seems to have lost some of her...uh..."hot factor".  I would even go so far as to say that she looks kinda butch.  And not in the cute way that Tai looks butch.

Anywho, I'm curious if this was a conscious change on your part, or if she just evolved that way as you envisioned her?  Also, would you say that your attitude toward her, as a character, has changed over the course of the story line?

Thank you for creating an awesome comic!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 03 Oct 2009, 05:08
I notice every little while that your drawings are getting more and more realistic...

how long before fully rendered Rockwellian masterpieces are used to tell this story?

augh never

Hi mr Jeph

I wanted to ask, is character named Dora named after the German 80 cm K (E) railway gun?

cause in ww2 there was railway gun named dora.

Linkity link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav)

no

Hey Jeph, I am re-reading QC and on page 76, you posted that you wanted that zombie monkey mug. If I were to make a zombie monkey on Deviantart and set it to be able to be sold as a mug, would you but one?

no

Hi Jeph.

I'm a long-time reader.  It's been a pleasure to see your comic progress, both artistically and plot-wise.  I don't have any complaints.  I also have to say that, since becoming a reader, my musical tastes have broadened dramatically.

My question is concerning Faye, and I'm sorry if it sounds stupid.  She's always been my favorite character (couldn't tell you why; she's my total opposite).  I had always thought of her as pretty (at least as far as cartoon characters go), and she was always included as one of the "hot chicks" that Marten hung around with.  More recently, though, (and I really hate to say this, it sounds like I'm complaining, but I promise I'm not) she seems to have lost some of her...uh..."hot factor".  I would even go so far as to say that she looks kinda butch.  And not in the cute way that Tai looks butch.

Anywho, I'm curious if this was a conscious change on your part, or if she just evolved that way as you envisioned her?  Also, would you say that your attitude toward her, as a character, has changed over the course of the story line?

Thank you for creating an awesome comic!

I don't really see what you're talking about, but whatever

My attitude towards her is still pretty much the same
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: brazen on 04 Oct 2009, 23:07
Hi Jeph,

I've been playing around with drawing some of your characters lately, and they are a hoot to sketch. Do you have a process to your character design? Or do you just draw what comes naturally? Is there a character you're especially proud of?

On another subject, I notice when you use a filler comic it's generally from an established artist or by yourself (a la indietits). I'm wondering what your feelings about having newer, unknown cartoonists supply guest strips and what the process might be to audition.

Thanks for the great comics and all the inspiration!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 05 Oct 2009, 13:42
Hi Jeph,

I've been playing around with drawing some of your characters lately, and they are a hoot to sketch. Do you have a process to your character design? Or do you just draw what comes naturally? Is there a character you're especially proud of?

On another subject, I notice when you use a filler comic it's generally from an established artist or by yourself (a la indietits). I'm wondering what your feelings about having newer, unknown cartoonists supply guest strips and what the process might be to audition.

Thanks for the great comics and all the inspiration!

You could watch the ustream (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/qc-show), it started just now, so you can catch it if you're quick.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: brazen on 05 Oct 2009, 15:54
Sorry, I wasn't asking about his drawing process. I've kind of followed that before. I meant to ask Jeph about how he decides what a character should look like. Like why Hannelore has bedhead or Marigold has acne. He does a really good job of connecting personality with look. I'd love to know if he had a trick for it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 06 Oct 2009, 00:58
I totally don't get the ending of 1506... did her dad have sex with a computer? do people fantasize about sex with computers? was it just something one doesn't talk to their parents about?

or is Hanners a PC human hybrid?

Methinks its the last one.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: doombilly on 06 Oct 2009, 07:59
do people fantasize about sex with computers?

If it exists (COMPUTERS) there's porn for it.

So I'm guessing "Yea."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Oct 2009, 08:18
Sorry, I wasn't asking about his drawing process. I've kind of followed that before. I meant to ask Jeph about how he decides what a character should look like. Like why Hannelore has bedhead or Marigold has acne. He does a really good job of connecting personality with look. I'd love to know if he had a trick for it.

It evolves over time. Took a while with Hanners before I really hit on the right look for her. Marigold was easy, she's basically an Anglicized version of Konata from Lucky Star.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: UTAlan on 06 Oct 2009, 14:21
Jeph - My wife and I are planning on dressing up as Marten and Dora for a costume party in a few months. I'm not guessing there's any way you could add a t-shirt that Dora wears to the Topatoco store in the near future, eh? We want to buy it from you instead of making it ourselves or whatever, for quality reasons and for the principle of it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 06 Oct 2009, 20:49
What are your opinions on rolled up jeans when its not quite cool outside enough to wear your jeans down?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 06 Oct 2009, 21:06
Will there ever be an "ASCII Face" coffee mug set in the store?

EDIT: Oh hello there Mr Pagebreak, fancy meeting you here. :roll:

You sneaky mods. :P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 06 Oct 2009, 22:04
Yoink
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coffee_Kaioken on 07 Oct 2009, 02:32
since you keep your replies short and quick, I'll follow suite:

- can we see a strip or two of Hannelore herself visiting the shrink that Faye does, since Hannelore's the one who recommended her

- are you thinking of taking ideas from your own visits with the shrink and incorporating them into Faye's/Hannelore's (?) visits with the shrink?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 08 Oct 2009, 09:44
I love it when people "Ask Jeph" but others answer for him.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 08 Oct 2009, 16:39
I wasn't being sarcastic.  Or wait, maybe I was.  I mean I love it, but as a compliment.  You did it right, and yeah, Jeph probably gets sick of questions like that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Coffee_Kaioken on 08 Oct 2009, 19:56
If he says no, he says no. He talks about various things on his twitter and other parts of his personal life on his newsposts to an audience of thousands of people, and it's just a suggestion. Couldn't hurt to ask.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Lupercal on 09 Oct 2009, 10:47
What gets you in the mood/whats your inspiration for drawing your more risque comics? Although I'm sure it'll be something about horse porn. Mmh.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 13 Oct 2009, 15:35
What are your opinions on rolled up jeans when its not quite cool outside enough to wear your jeans down?

whatever

since you keep your replies short and quick, I'll follow suite:

- can we see a strip or two of Hannelore herself visiting the shrink that Faye does, since Hannelore's the one who recommended her

- are you thinking of taking ideas from your own visits with the shrink and incorporating them into Faye's/Hannelore's (?) visits with the shrink?

i dunno

What gets you in the mood/whats your inspiration for drawing your more risque comics? Although I'm sure it'll be something about horse porn. Mmh.

just depends what the script and/or story are calling for. I don't go out of my way to draw (or avoid drawing) the more risque stuff, I just go with the flow.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: NotAFanOfFenders on 14 Oct 2009, 03:45
jeph,

 why is jens better at answering people's questions?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pilsner on 22 Oct 2009, 21:01
Jeph, would you ever license the Questionable Content name and/or characters for a live webcast, television or movie series?  What if you got money for it and script approval?  

Follow-up a)
If you would do it for money, like how much?  Cut of net profits?  $1000 cash?  ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

Follow-up b)
Describe the expression on your face after seeing High Fidelity.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SilentJ on 22 Oct 2009, 21:53
Per follow up A, he's already said he'd only do it for enough to retire to the French riviera.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pilsner on 22 Oct 2009, 22:41
Damn, I knew I should have checked the archive.  Follow-up b) still stands, however.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eddurd on 23 Oct 2009, 17:03
File this under "Easier to ask forgiveness than permission"

I was doing a crossover comic recently, including cameos from several other strips (with author permission).  Among the cameos were Li'l Mell and Sergio, from Shaenon's Garrity's "Li'l Mell".  Mell is a pretty distinctive character, but I thought Sergio needed something to add visual interest.  Then I thought, "Hey, Sergio's a super-genius, I bet he'd like a 'Math Is Delicious' t-shirt!"

I wanted to ask permission to use the image, but it was kind of a last-minute addition and I had to get the comic posted.  Here's how the character ended up:
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa26/eddurd/Sergio_n_Mell.jpg)

In the text underneath, I added a link to the QC main page and another to the Topatoco store.  I know I should have asked permission first, but I did give you credit as the author.  Again, if I was out of line, I apologize.

The full image can be seen at http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=164189 (http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=164189).

Thanks for all your great work,
Ed
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 25 Oct 2009, 23:55
jeph,

 why is jens better at answering people's questions?

because people are asking bad questions

Jeph, would you ever license the Questionable Content name and/or characters for a live webcast, television or movie series?  What if you got money for it and script approval? 

Follow-up a)
If you would do it for money, like how much?  Cut of net profits?  $1000 cash?  ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

Follow-up b)
Describe the expression on your face after seeing High Fidelity.

Yes, for the right amount of money. It would have to be a lot of money.

Follow up b) "God, what self-obsessed assholes." (this is ironic, considering the characters in my comic)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 25 Oct 2009, 23:55
also I ain't care if you use stuff from my comic as long as it's credited, which it was, so whatever
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 27 Oct 2009, 21:55
Jeph,

When you first changed your drawing style I was like "wtf?"
Now I'm totally sorry that I thought your art would ever disappoint me.

Can you forgive me?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: lunchmeat on 28 Oct 2009, 15:49
Jeph.

I've been reading your comic for a while now, I don't remember how long, and so I've decided to make my mark in this post (mainly out of sheer boredom).

Stupid question #1: If you had a time machine, where would you go
Stupid question #2: If a sperm whale was fighting a swarm of angry dolphins, upon which foe/group of foes would you bet on and why

Legitimate question #1: What/who are your artistic inspirations, if any?
Legitimate question #2 and #3: Although your art will constantly evolve, do you have an artistic goal in mind for the strip? What do you feel are your main artistic weaknesses at the moment (if you're actively working on any)?

:-\ I ended up putting more thought into this than I intended, which is a sure sign that it's time to finish.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 28 Oct 2009, 21:10
Jeph,

When you first changed your drawing style I was like "wtf?"
Now I'm totally sorry that I thought your art would ever disappoint me.

Can you forgive me?

It's cool, I didn't particularly care about people whining anyway.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 28 Oct 2009, 21:12
Jeph.

I've been reading your comic for a while now, I don't remember how long, and so I've decided to make my mark in this post (mainly out of sheer boredom).

Stupid question #1: If you had a time machine, where would you go
Stupid question #2: If a sperm whale was fighting a swarm of angry dolphins, upon which foe/group of foes would you bet on and why

Legitimate question #1: What/who are your artistic inspirations, if any?
Legitimate question #2 and #3: Although your art will constantly evolve, do you have an artistic goal in mind for the strip? What do you feel are your main artistic weaknesses at the moment (if you're actively working on any)?

:-\ I ended up putting more thought into this than I intended, which is a sure sign that it's time to finish.

stupid 1: the future, return with technology, become vastly wealthy/powerful
stupid 2: dolphins. they're smarter and bigger jerks.


real 1: everyone. lately in particular Danielle Corsetto and random manga
real 2a: the goal is to not be terrible at drawing someday
real 2b: consistency, figure drawing, and variety, the three things I have always sucked at
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 29 Oct 2009, 07:11
Completely un-comic related but...

Linerider: Cool, meh, awesome, sucks, or waayyyy overdone?

What's your favorite game platform and why?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 29 Oct 2009, 07:53
Jeph, I wanna know how you feel about Andrew WK
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: snubnose on 29 Oct 2009, 10:26
Dalai Lama would win because the current pope is a former Nazi and all Nazis suck balls.
Err Benedict XVI is and was many things, but certainly never a nazi.

Unless you're one of the dumb "all germans are nazis" crowd.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: snubnose on 29 Oct 2009, 10:27
The Dalai Lama reincarnates.  He will be back, whether he wins this round or not.  The pope will be in heaven... or somewhere.  But he won't be here. 

So the Dalai Lama wins the game
Sorry, but either
(a) There is reincarnation. Then both the pope AND Dalai Lama will return.
(b) There isnt. Then neither will return.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 29 Oct 2009, 14:46
Unless, of course, you only get to return if you believe in reincarnation.  Then the Dalai lama comes back, and the pope is stuck waiting for the end times. 

Also, re your previous post, Benedict XVI was a member of the Hitler Youth.  But then again, it was the German equivalent of the Boy Scouts at the time.  Nice uniforms, camping, survival skills... everyone joined! 

Hardly a Nazi, just a Nazi-in-training. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 29 Oct 2009, 19:42
Jeph, I wanna know how you feel about Andrew WK

I am gay for Andrew WK
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 30 Oct 2009, 00:18
I will now never stop reading your webcomic. You have jumped higher on my list of super cool dudes now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 30 Oct 2009, 06:26
Oh, that.  Yeah.  But aren't all popes?  I mean, Catholic doctrine is just that - doctrine!  It's gonna be hard for any one pope to contradict centuries of theological dogma to reverse some of these ideas.  J-P II came close, but ultimately failed. 

However, this is the ask Jeph thread, not the religion thread.  Haven't found that one yet... don't plan on starting one, either. 

Not after the late October WCT homophobe slashfest  - that was not a religious discussion! 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 30 Oct 2009, 09:35
the pope is a moron, the popes have always been morons

eff tha pope
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 30 Oct 2009, 18:50
Burn! Take that Pope-y!

Hey Jeph, sleep madness can be fun at times amirite!?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 30 Oct 2009, 22:22
He seemed like he had fun Thursday. He did errands if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: ThePrettyMonster on 30 Oct 2009, 22:34
Jeph,

Do you know how super, fantastic, awesome, savage, fierce, cool, and neat you are?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 01 Nov 2009, 03:42
Jeph,

Do you know how super, fantastic, awesome, savage, fierce, cool, and neat you are?

what

no
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 01 Nov 2009, 10:10
you need to inform him
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: bicostp on 01 Nov 2009, 14:34
Have you ever thought about doing a comic book format short story (doesn't even have to be QC-related), and selling copies for something like $5 a pop?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Zanzan on 02 Nov 2009, 16:29
How would you write in a character that's deaf & signs?

It is a topic of much contention between my friends mainly cause of the damn speech bubbles. never really heard of sign bubbles.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 02 Nov 2009, 19:49
Bubble-less text materializing around motion-blurred hands? 

The potential is amazing, since so few people know sign language - the comments about the speaking characters and the misinterpretations between the two worlds could make for a lot of classic comedy! 

Of course, you also get this with foreign-language speakers in comics, usually indicated by putting their comments (translated) in brackets of some sort <like this>.  Heliothaumic does this quite a bit, since there are at least three major languages in that comic world. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 02 Nov 2009, 21:23
Have you ever thought about doing a comic book format short story (doesn't even have to be QC-related), and selling copies for something like $5 a pop?

someday when i have infinite time/motivation

How would you write in a character that's deaf & signs?

It is a topic of much contention between my friends mainly cause of the damn speech bubbles. never really heard of sign bubbles.

speech bubbles coming from hands in motion, possibly with text in brackets
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Theriandros on 03 Nov 2009, 15:05
Just a few questions:

1. Would you ever consider redrawing the early strips, as some webcomic creators have done, or leave the progression in art to stand?

2. What inspired the current arc? Are you coming out as an anime fan or something?

3. Of all places, why the French Riviera? (Nothing against it, I'm just interested)



Also, you seem like a really cool guy to regularly talk with your fanbase. If I could give you a high-five and/or thumbs-up, I would.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Nov 2009, 16:40
Done. 

(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w330/senordemais/ist2_4796726-thumbs-up-icon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 03 Nov 2009, 18:18
or o/

(correct response is \o)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 03 Nov 2009, 23:14
Not to mix up with \o,o

That's Hitler's high five.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 04 Nov 2009, 03:38
Just a few questions:

1. Would you ever consider redrawing the early strips, as some webcomic creators have done, or leave the progression in art to stand?

2. What inspired the current arc? Are you coming out as an anime fan or something?

3. Of all places, why the French Riviera? (Nothing against it, I'm just interested)



Also, you seem like a really cool guy to regularly talk with your fanbase. If I could give you a high-five and/or thumbs-up, I would.

1.  no, although I will have to redo some strips I'm missing the art for in the first book

2. it seemed like a funny idea. i like some anime but i feel no need to "come out" about it

3. what?

I'm not that cool, really.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: giant_bug on 04 Nov 2009, 05:01
Unless, of course, you only get to return if you believe in reincarnation.  Then the Dalai lama comes back, and the pope is stuck waiting for the end times. 

I think the whole point of reincarnation is to NOT reincarnate.  In Hinduism/Buddhism, reincarnation is basically flunking a grade and having to go repeat it.  So not-believing in reincarnation probably won't get you off the hook.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Nov 2009, 11:14
Point taken, but there's always a Dalai Lama - it's assumed to be the same soul reincarnated ad infinitum (ad nauseam?), so I think I'm still right...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Malsies on 04 Nov 2009, 12:06
Jeph,

In strips like today's where a character has sustained an injury to the schnoz, you have them speaking accordingly, like someone with a nose injury would.  When writing this dialogue, do you plug your nose and mumble the lines to yourself?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: smack that isaiah on 04 Nov 2009, 12:09
Point taken, but there's always a Dalai Lama - it's assumed to be the same soul reincarnated ad infinitum (ad nauseam?), so I think I'm still right...
If I remember correctly from my World Religions class in high school, the Dalai Lama has already attained nirvana, and would be able to exit the reincarnation cycle to add to the oneness of the universe, but he chooses to continue to come back to the world to help other souls find nirvana.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HellStorm on 04 Nov 2009, 12:10
When writing this dialogue, do you plug your nose and mumble the lines to yourself?

Please say yes o.o
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shteevie on 05 Nov 2009, 12:46
The question I want to ask is "When will you design a shirt I will like?"

That question is total BS, and I know it, so let me provide too much information by way of apology.

Aside from the 'LGBTerrific' shirt [which I think is great, but doesn't apply to me, so I can't wear it], I have difficulty with the QC wearable merch. T-shirts are perfect for shot-glass portions of humor or media reference, but QC isn't really good at those kinds of humor. QC is long-form storytelling disguised as bite-size humor. I want to buy a shirt to support the guy who is trying to feed [and occasionally binge drink] his family, but I won't buy a product I don't want of its own merit. I am looking forward to the book, so any replies of "STFU and wait for the book, jackass," would be mean, but appropriate.

Here are a few vague ideas that Jeph could respond to:
-A Coffee of Doom cafe shirt. Many local roasterias in Seattle have their own shirts, and I could see wearing one for CoD.
-A fandom design of Victoria's DVDs, Jimbo's low art chatracters, a CD cover for one of Sven's singles, or Marigold's MMO character. Think Twi-tard clothes from Hot topic, but referencing characters that are in themselves references to QC.
-Parody image of the QC cast in a setting/pose reminiscent of a video/tour poster for one of the many indie bands referenced in the comic.

Anyways, I do love the comic, and the storytelling format keeps me reading every day as opposed to sporadic big batch readings of the other strips I like. I just wish there were more/better merch for me to purchase in encouragement of Jeph and his work.

Either way, I'll buy another sketch form you at ECC next year.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 05 Nov 2009, 14:38
Even if Jeph doesn't, you will all think it's hilarious that Alan Moore does this. When writing the dialogue of a rhyming demon in Swamp Thing, he bent his knees to pretend he was shorter than he is in reality, stuck a couple of pencils in his mouth to simulate the kind of speech impediment fangs would give you, and talked to himself in front of a mirror.

Alan Moore looks like this.

(http://dimpost.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/alan_moore.jpg)

Well I'll be . . . . . It's The Soggy Bottom Boys Manager!!

:D












Or Charlie Manson's cousin
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 05 Nov 2009, 22:48
Jeph,

In strips like today's where a character has sustained an injury to the schnoz, you have them speaking accordingly, like someone with a nose injury would.  When writing this dialogue, do you plug your nose and mumble the lines to yourself?

no, I just remember what talking with a stuffy nose feels like and exaggerate that

The question I want to ask is "When will you design a shirt I will like?"

words words words

While I am sorry that none of the current designs appeal to you, I am also 100% positive that your suggestions, while warmly accepted, would be incredibly unpopular and not worth the cost of producing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 06 Nov 2009, 06:56
HEY WHOA NEW MERCH IDEA!

I know this should ordinarily go in the QC Merch section but this is a question too so...Will you make a shirt for Christmas merch that is a version of the Last Supper painting with either you or Pintsize in the Jesus position? (You would be better rather than Pintsize...)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Useless_Proverb on 06 Nov 2009, 07:19
Dear Jeph,

What is your favourite guitar, guitar amp, and guitar effect and why? [/guitarnerd talking to another guitarist]
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 06 Nov 2009, 13:43
I can't answer for him, but he does have a goddamn sweet custom-built blonde Telecaster clone with a humbucker in the bridge and a mini-bucker in the neck. As for amps, if I remember, he uses his Line 6 POD more than anything else for recording. But again this does not necessarily represent his favorites, only he can say. Possible insight, though.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Nov 2009, 15:17
HEY WHOA NEW MERCH IDEA!

I know this should ordinarily go in the QC Merch section but this is a question too so...Will you make a shirt for Christmas merch that is a version of the Last Supper painting with either you or Pintsize in the Jesus position? (You would be better rather than Pintsize...)


ugh no
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 06 Nov 2009, 16:16
Jeph,
How do you deal with all the terrible merchandise ideas that people keep throwing at you?
Sincerely,
Someone who would be unable to deal with those sorts of people
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 06 Nov 2009, 22:16
He hands their names  over to The Fraternity.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 06 Nov 2009, 22:37
-A Coffee of Doom cafe shirt. Many local roasterias in Seattle have their own shirts, and I could see wearing one for CoD.

I would SOOO buy that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Nov 2009, 16:01
Jeph,

How did Faye overcome her upbringing and environment to be so accepting of gay people?

She didn't get that from her mother or (shudder) Aunt Bettie. Was it a change she made in college, or did she have some gay friends ealry in life who clued her in that gay people are people, or is there some fundamental core of decency in her that prompted her to reject bigotry from the outset?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 09 Nov 2009, 15:10
Dear Jeph,

What is your favourite guitar, guitar amp, and guitar effect and why? [/guitarnerd talking to another guitarist]

I can't answer for him, but he does have a goddamn sweet custom-built blonde Telecaster clone with a humbucker in the bridge and a mini-bucker in the neck. As for amps, if I remember, he uses his Line 6 POD more than anything else for recording. But again this does not necessarily represent his favorites, only he can say. Possible insight, though.

I love the hell outta my Creston and use it for all my non-dropped-tuning stuff. The two guitars that have seen the most playing time lately are that and the Jackson Soloist hardtail I picked up on eBay a couple months ago (USA built Jacksons are probably the most underrated guitars you can buy these days).

All the stuff I've released so far has been recorded with my POD like Patrick says, with the exception of the track "SO! FUCKING! HAPPY!" which is one of my amps miced up. I just got some decent microphones so I'm probably gonna switch to using my actual amps to record, sooner or later. I am a fan of basically anything and everything made by MESA/Boogie. ENGLs are really good too.

As for effects, I only use them in software. Stompboxes are a pain in the ass. I like everything but phasers and flangers are the most fun to play with. WHOOOOOOSH
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 09 Nov 2009, 15:14
Jeph,
How do you deal with all the terrible merchandise ideas that people keep throwing at you?
Sincerely,
Someone who would be unable to deal with those sorts of people

it's pretty easy to just say "no"

Jeph,

How did Faye overcome her upbringing and environment to be so accepting of gay people?

She didn't get that from her mother or (shudder) Aunt Bettie. Was it a change she made in college, or did she have some gay friends ealry in life who clued her in that gay people are people, or is there some fundamental core of decency in her that prompted her to reject bigotry from the outset?

There are plenty of folks with a relatively conservative upbringing who don't have a problem with gay folks. One thing I've always tried to project in my comic is that acceptance of gay people shouldn't even be an issue, and she is an extension of that philosophy.

Also living in Northampton and being homophobic would be like being an anti-semite living in Jerusalem.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 09 Nov 2009, 17:15
Jeph,

I was just curious, do you know as of yet how much of Questionable Content the upcoming book will encompass?

P.S., I am really excited about it
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 09 Nov 2009, 17:23
first 300 strips, probably not counting the guest comics in that range as I don't have hi-res art for them
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Trynant on 10 Nov 2009, 15:51
I'm not that cool, really.

Dear Jeph,

Two questions, one is kinda serious but wrapped in a layer of silly (and stupid), the other an honest question.

First the silly/stupid'/serious?:
Whom do you consider to be cool and/or noteworthy that has a webpage on the internet that is cool enough to link? I'm going to go ahead and guess the Other Good Comics linked on the main page have some pretty cool people doing cool things (although in the case of Dr. McNinja things are a little more Radical than cool as of recent).

Second:
What metal have you been listening to recently and is there some metal that is new or upcoming that you are really looking forward to? Recently I've been listening to The Blue Record by Baroness (having trouble deciding if I like it more or less than The Red Album) and Mastodon's Crack the Skye, and I've been wanting to know what stuff is out there that strikes that same vein.

(Parenthetical Subscript: You're kinda cool at least.)

(edit: I'm expecting to edit this a bit when I realize just how damn redundant these questions probably are)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: The Bastaroids on 10 Nov 2009, 23:41
Theoretically, how would one go about allegedly contacting you in a way that would warrant your undivided attention, metaphorically, at the end of the day.

In all seriousness, I'm in the early planning stages of a website model that I think you would be interested in. That is, if you help me guide it in a direction in which it could best serve webcomic artists/writers and everyone else involved in 'juxtaposed pictorial and other images in deliberate sequence' (thanks, McCloud!). I'd like to talk some time.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 10 Nov 2009, 23:45

Second:
What metal have you been listening to recently and is there some metal that is new or upcoming that you are really looking forward to? Recently I've been listening to The Blue Record by Baroness (having trouble deciding if I like it more or less than The Red Album) and Mastodon's Crack the Skye, and I've been wanting to know what stuff is out there that strikes that same vein.

Just gonna plug The Devin Townsend Project Addicted album here, even if jeph doesn't
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: saige on 11 Nov 2009, 04:35
Dear Jeph,

http://jeannr.tumblr.com/post/238621700/my-friends-21st-is-coming-up-and-hes-an-indie

Coincidence? Or she might be a QC reader :) It was only a day after the strip about Marten's Thurston Moore crush...
anyway, I thought you'd like it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Nov 2009, 09:30
Jeph,

Would you add to the merchandise selection signed prints, like Scary Go Round and xkcd?

There are a couple I'd like for myself and for a friend, and it would give me the opportunity to support QC.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 11 Nov 2009, 11:13
I'm not that cool, really.

Dear Jeph,

Two questions, one is kinda serious but wrapped in a layer of silly (and stupid), the other an honest question.

First the silly/stupid'/serious?:
Whom do you consider to be cool and/or noteworthy that has a webpage on the internet that is cool enough to link?

Second:
What metal have you been listening to recently and is there some metal that is new or upcoming that you are really looking forward to?

uh the people i link on my webpage

new Baroness is pretty good but not as good as Red Album. Lately it's just been my standbys- the newest Meshuggah, Gojira, Wolves in the Throne Room, Jesu.

Theoretically, how would one go about allegedly contacting you in a way that would warrant your undivided attention, metaphorically, at the end of the day.

In all seriousness, I'm in the early planning stages of a website model that I think you would be interested in. That is, if you help me guide it in a direction in which it could best serve webcomic artists/writers and everyone else involved in 'juxtaposed pictorial and other images in deliberate sequence' (thanks, McCloud!). I'd like to talk some time.

email

Jeph,

Would you add to the merchandise selection signed prints, like Scary Go Round and xkcd?

There are a couple I'd like for myself and for a friend, and it would give me the opportunity to support QC.

this is a good idea and I keep meaning to do this, will have to talk to JRo about maybe a print for the holidays
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 13 Nov 2009, 21:17
Congratulations on becoming a homeowner!! 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: vettechinohio on 14 Nov 2009, 20:50
Jeph, what is the scariest thing about purchasing a house?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 14 Nov 2009, 22:02
Like having a kid, it's the sudden realization that you're an adult!

With responsibilities!

That, and property taxes. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 14 Nov 2009, 22:37
Also, congratulations on finding those bathrooms.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 16 Nov 2009, 11:19
Jeph, what is the scariest thing about purchasing a house?

The scariest thing about purchasing a house is that it's a long-term investment and I do online comics for a living. What if I get sick of doing the comic in five years? Or I fuck up and lose my audience? Or I decide that the strip needs to end? What if one of these things happens next week? You never know.

Now realistically, I'd be just as fucked if I were still renting an apartment versus paying a mortgage. But it's still scary.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 16 Nov 2009, 13:17
Think of it this way: with the mortgage, you can at least sell the house and maybe turn a small profit on the initial investment, plus if you don't screw up, you eventually don't have to pay the mortgage any more. With rent, you're just pissing that money into some guy's pocket and he's using to to pay the mortgage on the house you're living in as well as his.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 16 Nov 2009, 18:01
Has it given you a new appreciation of the xkcd about signing a lease (http://xkcd.com/616/)?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: carvin on 17 Nov 2009, 22:00
Why, from what I observed, did you get so upset that some people thought that Hanners and Marigold were going to become a couple? I will say that I thought it. I know many people get very invested in 'ships' and can go kinda crazy with it. I liked the idea, but I like where things are going now better. I can't wait to see more. Still, I can't see why it would be so upsetting. I understand that ships that make no sense could make you lose some faith in your readership but... this never seemed that ridiculous.  I've never really read any of the forums about this, so maybe I'm repeating what someone else has said. If you'll indulge me, just a bit. I mean, firstly... you certainly don't shy away from non-heterosexuality in the comic. Hanners has been stated to be warry of romantic relationships due to her OCD, so her sexuality not only has never been stated, she herself would likely barely know. Marigold might have a better understanding, but not all people understand their sexual nature until presented with a person that is truly fitting to them. Perhaps what inspired people to think this relationship to be plausible is that the budding friendship between the two mirrored that of other relationships that became romantic in the comic, such as Marten and Dora.
Blah, please don't think I'm a total crackpot. I'm not angry or upset at the comic, it's just a comic. I'm just curious what made you so upset when it doesn't seem that odd that people could think such a thing.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 18 Nov 2009, 07:45
Jeph,

Why, in the name of God, Buddha, Ghandi, Chuck Norris, and all other religious figures out there, did you have Dora get the Douche Shirt??

Also, I plan on making a comic as soon as I get a tablet and figure out how to work it right (in other words, 10-20 years or so...) Can I include AnthroPCs or will that be too much of an infringement on your creative mind or whatever?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 18 Nov 2009, 07:56
Douchey double post time! What the fuck is with the Anal Prolapse being the transfer from the words C h u c k  N o r r i s?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 18 Nov 2009, 10:41
Remember when jokes about that guy were all the rage? That is why it filters.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: doombilly on 18 Nov 2009, 13:03
haha, wait till you are 1 hour into a 10 hour trip back to your house and you wife frantically calls you to tell you that the waterline it broken in your front yard and the City is not responsive to pleas to cut off the water. Good times.

I'm totally moving into a Motor home in my next life.

This is not a question.

Is it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Nov 2009, 14:33
My daughter had a burst water main inside  her house, and they took 24 hours to come to turn it off.  Big insurance claim, that.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 18 Nov 2009, 14:46
Why, from what I observed, did you get so upset that some people thought that Hanners and Marigold were going to become a couple?

Not wanting to talk for Jeph, but I got annoyed at the 'shipping because there was nothing to indicate that there could be a possible relationship there. He had a comic where Hannelore and Marigold were in the same room and everyone went "HANNIGOLD WOOOO THAT IS SO HAWT".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 18 Nov 2009, 20:52
My roommate and I are usually in the same room. We are obviously lesbians.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 18 Nov 2009, 22:34
My roommate and I are usually in the same room. We are obviously lesbians.

You said it, we didn't

 :-D

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: carvin on 18 Nov 2009, 22:43
Why, from what I observed, did you get so upset that some people thought that Hanners and Marigold were going to become a couple?

Not wanting to talk for Jeph, but I got annoyed at the 'shipping because there was nothing to indicate that there could be a possible relationship there. He had a comic where Hannelore and Marigold were in the same room and everyone went "HANNIGOLD WOOOO THAT IS SO HAWT".

Well, I don't know when other people started talking about it. The first time I knew anyone else besides me considered that 'ship' is when I saw 34 of it. I don't remember when I started thinking it was interesting, but it certainly wasn't when she burst in and ended her mess. When they started hitting it off as friends, it just seemed to occur to me that, other than a possible gender barrier, they seemed to have a lot to offer each other as a couple. I dunno, I don't 'ship' in the sense that I ever feel someone is 'meant' for someone in a work of fiction, though with good fiction you get invested and hope things to happen.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 18 Nov 2009, 22:48
I cant believe I've never said Chuck Norris on this forum. that is amazing.... the stars in my sky will shine a bit brighter tonight... because of that...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Nov 2009, 01:15
My roommate and I are usually in the same room. We are obviously lesbians.

... HD vid's or it didn't happen?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 19 Nov 2009, 01:38
words words words

"shipping" is stupid and I dislike people who do it
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 19 Nov 2009, 04:49
Jeph - First, I'd like to say that your intial attempts at doing plaid/tartan are OK, especially with getting the vertical and horizontal lines (can't remember the technical term) to follow the flow of the body. As you're doing it now it looks more like a shirt with horizontal and vertical stripes because the lines are all the same colour throughout

As a person who paints plaids on toy soldiers I know how difficult it can be to get plaids right.  Is there a way that you can blend the two colours of the plaid together for the parts of the vertical and horizontal lines except where the lines cross?  In painting you can do this by blending paints or by using really thinned paints, but something tells me that isn't an option here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Nov 2009, 05:56
words words words

"shipping" is stupid and I dislike people who do it
I didn't know it was a 'thing' but after reading this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_(fandom) kind of have to agree with our gallant host, there.

I did learn a new meaning of that word though, so it wasn't a complete loss.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2009, 05:59
...the vertical and horizontal lines (can't remember the technical term)...

Warp and weft (pronounced "woof").  the warp are the vertical fixed threads on the loom,the weft are the woven ones that run horizontal.  Alternating the colors in a consistant pattern in the same way for both warp and weft causes plaids - the colors are most intense where they agree, and have an in-between muting where they don't.  

As any plaid user knows all too well.  

I have now proven that I've been to too waaaaay too many "sheep-to-shawl" competitions...

Actually, one was probably too many!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 19 Nov 2009, 09:00
Warp and weft

Etymology or it was LSD.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2009, 14:32
Warp means "that which is thrown across" (Old English wearp, from weorpan, to throw, cf. German werfen, Dutch werpen).

The words woof and weft both derive ultimately from the Old English word wefan, "to weave". 

 :-P
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 19 Nov 2009, 19:43
<PicardVoice>

"Engage".

</PicardVoice>
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2009, 21:26
Not without a ring...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 20 Nov 2009, 08:51
You mean the one with the Elvish on it?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Border Reiver on 20 Nov 2009, 10:11
...the vertical and horizontal lines (can't remember the technical term)...

Warp and weft (pronounced "woof").  the warp are the vertical fixed threads on the loom,the weft are the woven ones that run horizontal.  Alternating the colors in a consistant pattern in the same way for both warp and weft causes plaids - the colors are most intense where they agree, and have an in-between muting where they don't.  

As any plaid user knows all too well.  

I have now proven that I've been to too waaaaay too many "sheep-to-shawl" competitions...

Actually, one was probably too many!

Thank you for enlightening me.

Although I would think that a "plaid user" would just be some person who wears plaid, and not requiring any further knowledge than how to wear that particular item of clothing....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Nov 2009, 11:19
Yeah, but iff you're wearing it, then you can see what's going on up close...

You mean the one with the Elvish on it?

OK, that one would do nicely. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 20 Nov 2009, 14:45
Yeah, but iff you're wearing it, then you can see what's going on up close...

You mean the one with the Elvish on it?

OK, that one would do nicely. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XveiqqwJsdo

At 1:21
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: All_¥our_Bass on 21 Nov 2009, 02:54
Can you make the $5,000 Moustache Rides shirt a reality?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 23 Nov 2009, 17:00
Dear Jeph,

Have you heard the new Krallice album?

If so, do you think it's better or worse than their self-titled?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 25 Nov 2009, 04:58
So Jeph, you manage to get any of your stuff recorded with OMG REAL MICZ yet?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 27 Nov 2009, 10:23
Dear Jeph,

Have you heard the new Krallice album?

If so, do you think it's better or worse than their self-titled?

I've only listened it through a couple times but my initial impressions are that while it is very good, the songs are not as individually distinctive as the ones on the first record. Also I don't think they'll ever top Energy Chasms. The new growly vocals are cool though!

So Jeph, you manage to get any of your stuff recorded with OMG REAL MICZ yet?

Not to my satisfaction. The trouble with mic recording is that instead of turning on my POD, setting my software compression to its usual setting and being good to go, a tiny 1/2 inch difference in mic placement results in COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SOUND and instead of actually writing songs I spend four hours just fucking around with the microphones and obsessing about tone. I'm hoping once we move into our house (and I can run my amps full-up without disturbing neighbors) this will be less of an issue, but we'll see.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 27 Nov 2009, 11:14
Hey Jeph,

Have you ever tried to draw in 3d? a 3d Hannelore would be awesome.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 28 Nov 2009, 03:37
Heh. Have fun ever playing a gig then, man. I have only ever been happy with a miked amp's sound ONCE, and that was at a gig where everything else that could possibly go wrong went wrong. But damned if it didn't wind up being a great gig. Suggestion: make like Brian Eno and look at things sideways. You could try recording the songs with a tone that you're not satisfied with at the time of recording, but don't delete the recording. Do it with a couple of different mic positions and wait a few days before listening to the playback, and see if you wind up feeling differently. You might wind up with something awesome.

Downside: you can NEVER REPLICATE IT EVER because damned if you're not right about it being a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 28 Nov 2009, 06:51
Oh, I've played plenty of shows in my day and very quickly learned to trust the soundman (or at least not worry about what the PA sounds like). When you're playing live your #1 consideration has to be playing the songs right, not worrying about your sound.

Basically when recording I get really really anal about guitar midrange, often to the point of forgetting that a lot of the guitar tones I really like (Gojira, Behemoth, Mogwai) are practically nothing BUT kinda honky mids.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 28 Nov 2009, 06:52
Hey Jeph,

Have you ever tried to draw in 3d? a 3d Hannelore would be awesome.

I figure I oughta get the hang of the whole drawing in 2D thing before I mess around with any extra dimensions
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Nov 2009, 07:47
Until there's true 3-d holographically rendering monitors or something, all this "3-d" stuff is just 2-d trickery anyway. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Nov 2009, 14:55
I'm not sure three dimensions is enough for Hannelore.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 28 Nov 2009, 15:55
Isn't the 4th dimension time?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: evilbobthebob on 28 Nov 2009, 15:57
Yes. Therefore: ANIMATION

 :roll:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 28 Nov 2009, 16:24
That would be like turning The Warners loose
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 29 Nov 2009, 08:20
Hey Jeph,

Have you ever tried to draw in 3d? a 3d Hannelore would be awesome.

I figure I oughta get the hang of the whole drawing in 2D thing before I mess around with any extra dimensions
I'm not sure three dimensions is enough for Hannelore.
Isn't the 4th dimension time?
Yes. Therefore: ANIMATION

 :roll:

Then bring Hannelore to life in Second Life!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 29 Nov 2009, 19:12
Hey Jeph,

Have you ever tried to draw in 3d? a 3d Hannelore would be awesome.

I figure I oughta get the hang of the whole drawing in 2D thing before I mess around with any extra dimensions
I'm not sure three dimensions is enough for Hannelore.
Isn't the 4th dimension time?
Yes. Therefore: ANIMATION

 :roll:

Then bring Hannelore to life in Second Life!

Yeah, she'll have it cleaned up within a week  :D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Farmall on 29 Nov 2009, 20:30
What do you think about Stevie Ray Vaughan or Joe Satriani?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 30 Nov 2009, 02:31
I'm not into blues but SRV was a hell of a guitarist. Joe Satriani is wanky garbage.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: doombilly on 30 Nov 2009, 07:51
In my opinion; you should not obsess about microphone placement. I do both of either mic'ing the cabinet or running the pod direct in studio match mode. It DOES help when you can turn up to where you need to. But I think mostly you just need to forget about how EXACTLY it sounds and just set it up whichever and try to make your playing sound good. But maybe my ears just aren't working any more.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Heavyoak on 30 Nov 2009, 20:10
Hey Jeph,

Have you ever tried to draw in 3d? a 3d Hannelore would be awesome.

I figure I oughta get the hang of the whole drawing in 2D thing before I mess around with any extra dimensions
I'm not sure three dimensions is enough for Hannelore.
Isn't the 4th dimension time?
Yes. Therefore: ANIMATION

 :roll:

Then bring Hannelore to life in Second Life!

Yeah, she'll have it cleaned up within a week  :D

that would be interesting.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 30 Nov 2009, 20:41
Again, congratulations on becoming a homeowner!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jepser on 05 Dec 2009, 10:09
I've run a search and concluded that at least in this thread, this hasn't been asked.

How come 'Scary Go Round' isn't in your 'recommended' list of comics on the right side of the site? I've discovered it through Jeff Rowland's site actually; and it struck me as odd that I hadn't gotten there from QC, which is how I started reading about 80% of the 'other' webcomics I know. Its mix of drama and jokes seems similar to yours.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 05 Dec 2009, 14:01
Quote from: Jeph on twitter
Slept a couple hours, shaved my head, time for breakfast and then gonna work on Mondays comic. Gotta get a strip ahead before Austin.

Dear Jeph;
How long was your hair before you shaved?
     Sincerely,
                  syrupykeyboard
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: E. Spaceman on 05 Dec 2009, 14:08
Hey Jeph, what are your opinions on the last Juan Maclean album?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Dec 2009, 05:33
Quote from: Jeph on twitter
Slept a couple hours, shaved my head, time for breakfast and then gonna work on Mondays comic. Gotta get a strip ahead before Austin.

Dear Jeph;
How long was your hair before you shaved?
     Sincerely,
                  syrupykeyboard

eh, a few inches. Getting shaggy.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 06 Dec 2009, 05:40
Hey Jeph, what are your opinions on the last Juan Maclean album?

Not as good as his first record. Only the longer, housier tracks (The Simple Life, Tonight, Happy House) really do anything for me. Also I think I'm getting a little tired of the "DFA Sound."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 06 Dec 2009, 16:14
OK, old one this:
In #691 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=691), which of the four polysyllabic word bubbles contain the "three" jokes mentioned in the news post for that day? I mean, the dewy decimal one is an oldie amongst library-folk, and the 'O joyous day!' is clearly another, but I was wondering if you meant to reference Fight Club (film version) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Club_%28film%29) with Marten's last line?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 06 Dec 2009, 21:20
What happened to the news box?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: E. Spaceman on 07 Dec 2009, 00:34
Hey Jeph what do you think of Fleetwood Mac circa Rumours and Tusk?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 07 Dec 2009, 18:29
I don't know what Jeph thinks but I think fuck yes.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 08 Dec 2009, 03:16
Basically when recording I get really really anal about guitar midrange, often to the point of forgetting that a lot of the guitar tones I really like (Gojira, Behemoth, Mogwai) are practically nothing BUT kinda honky mids.

What do you mean, honky? Like, they're not well-rounded in some frequencies and they peak uncomfortably in the dead center of the midrange spectrum? Or upper or lower ends of the midrange section?

Quote from: jeph
honky mids.

RACIST
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 08 Dec 2009, 13:32
Quote
hood up, fingerless gloves on, haven't shaved in days...I am in full on hobo mode.

Wear a Hobocore shirt with that, take pics and advertise!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 15 Dec 2009, 11:17
Jeph, how do you feel about SPACESHIPS?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Spluff on 20 Dec 2009, 19:07
Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 22 Dec 2009, 01:58
Jeph, when will you draw Fart-chan with a proper zettai ryouiki?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 22 Dec 2009, 19:15
Jeph, how do you feel about SPACESHIPS?

yay
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 22 Dec 2009, 19:15
Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?

what
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 22 Dec 2009, 19:15
Jeph, when will you draw Fart-chan with a proper zettai ryouiki?

what
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 22 Dec 2009, 19:16
Hey Jeph what do you think of Fleetwood Mac circa Rumours and Tusk?

I hear they're pretty great but I am awful at listening to any music recorded before 1980 for some weird reason
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 23 Dec 2009, 00:19
Jeph, when will you draw Fart-chan with a proper zettai ryouiki?

what

Fetish! (http://animedesho.animeblogger.net/?p=2585)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 25 Dec 2009, 13:37
What the fuuuuuuuuck.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Spluff on 26 Dec 2009, 00:22
Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?

what

-1 cred
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: thaX on 28 Dec 2009, 08:19
I have a question.

Why did you have have Dora turn her hair black again?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 28 Dec 2009, 11:56
Dora's change of hair color was extensively discussed in the Dora's Hair!!!! (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24041.0.html) thread, in which Jeph actually made one comment. 

Of course, his comment wasn't about the reason for her hair change, just about how some people didn't like it.  But I think everyone else hashed the reason out fine on their (our) own. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jeph on 30 Dec 2009, 22:02
Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?

what

-1 cred

oh no some dude on the internet thinks I lose "cred"

oh noooooooooo
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Spluff on 30 Dec 2009, 22:22
if you lose too many creds you die
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jwhouk on 30 Dec 2009, 23:19
No, that's brain cells.

On a different topic, Jeph: is Yelling Bird based on anyone/anything in real life?

(If you've already answered a similar question, my apologies; I haven't waded through the rest of this forum.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 31 Dec 2009, 19:45
Dear Jeph,

Do you ever answer "Dear Jeph" questions whilst drunk or otherwise intoxicated?
I need to know For Science! and not blackmail or anything evil you wouldn't like.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jman8088 on 18 Jan 2010, 23:03
Two Questions:
1) What is the computer that you use to draw on (I know it is a mac, but is it a Pro macBook, powerBook)?
2) Do you own any other computers (if so what are they)?

I'm a bit of a computer nerd, and was just wondering....
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 19 Jan 2010, 11:46
He draws using a Mac Pro (and also uses that computer for making ROKK). It's in the comic's "about" section, and the link for that is significantly larger and more prominent than the link that takes you to the forums.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Shattered.likeness on 21 Jan 2010, 21:57
Any chance of getting the shirt that Hannelore is wearing tonight (#1585) on topatoco?  My girlfriend's birthday is coming up here soon, and she would love one. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 22 Jan 2010, 18:40
You could just get some fabric markers and write it on there yourself
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: alphawhite on 28 Jan 2010, 06:34
An OCDelightful shirt would be awesome!  I'd buy one
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 02 Feb 2010, 07:04
So, I'm re-reading the comic and.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=406 dude, really? Guest strips are usually lame, but why exactly did you choose to anally violate my senses like this?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 02 Feb 2010, 14:41
I think you meant to put that in the "Ask White Ninja Thread"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Feb 2010, 17:29
Hi, Jeph,

If AnthroPC's were real, would you buy one?

If so, what brand?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 03 Feb 2010, 07:38
I think you meant to put that in the "Ask White Ninja Thread"

No, Jeph chose to include that one in the guest week.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 03 Feb 2010, 09:33
You never know what to expect from guest strips, sometimes they are good, sometimes not, get over it. It's not like all of QC is ruined forever because of one guest strip.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dimmukane on 03 Feb 2010, 21:06
Also White Ninja is just awesome anyway.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 03 Feb 2010, 21:22
talihal,

fuck a tree
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 04 Feb 2010, 01:05
Dude Toba there's this tree at my old high school that had this knothole that looked exactly like a vulva, and there was a clit on the very top. I always wanted to take a power drill and put a hole in there just for added realism.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Vendetagainst on 04 Feb 2010, 10:15
Dude Toba there's this tree at my old high school that had this knothole that looked exactly like a vulva, and there was a clit on the very top. I always wanted to take a power drill and put a hole in there just so I could put my penis inside of it.

Fixed your post.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 04 Feb 2010, 20:06
Jeph, how far are you going to go with this redrawing thing?  Are you going all the way through, or to the first big style change, or something else?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 05 Feb 2010, 03:18
He does the strips of which he doesn't have high res versions.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jwhouk on 05 Feb 2010, 06:20
That was only up to about the 200's, right? (I do NOT want to see "The Talk" redone.)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Binary on 05 Feb 2010, 10:56
It's only a few strips: low-res doesn't refer to the earlier art style, it means some of the original drawing files are missing and the comic archive format won't scale up well for the book. All is explained here. (http://qcjeph.livejournal.com/112943.html)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Junodog on 16 Feb 2010, 22:53
Hey Jeph,
Last time I asked a question I was trying to make it funny but I'm more socially awkward than Marigold and Hannelore combined and it turned out to be really awkward and not as clever as I thought it would be. My question this time comes in three parts:
1. Do you get a lot of awkward questions from people that give off a 'I'm putting an honest effort into being friendly/humorous/show how much I am in awe of you but HURR HURR I SO AWKWARD DO U LIEK BUTTZ LOL' sort of vibe? Like, they're kind of stupid but at the same time it's obvious that they screwed up in the delivery or something? (which I'm pretty sure I'm doing now but oh well)
2. What's it like to get those kinds of questions? Like, does it happen often enough that you're just like 'oh, okay, you're just having an 'awkward' moment, no big deal' or is it rare enough that you're like 'oh, okay, uh... thanks?/sure?' Or does it happen often but you still get that 'oh, uh, this is awkward' feeling because of the awkwardness?
3. Is this question one of those awkward questions I described in part 1? (I'm pretty sure the answer is yes but oh well)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Near Lurker on 16 Feb 2010, 23:11
Is "Smif" the official name in the QC-verse?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 17 Feb 2010, 01:16
That was only up to about the 200's, right? (I do NOT want to see "The Talk" redone.)

I do but with moar guro
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Feb 2010, 01:20
The sign in the window in #691 says "Smith".
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 17 Feb 2010, 22:00
Hey Jeph,
Last time I asked a question I was trying to make it funny but I'm more socially awkward than Marigold and Hannelore combined and it turned out to be really awkward and not as clever as I thought it would be. My question this time comes in three parts:
1. Do you get a lot of awkward questions from people that give off a 'I'm putting an honest effort into being friendly/humorous/show how much I am in awe of you but HURR HURR I SO AWKWARD DO U LIEK BUTTZ LOL' sort of vibe? Like, they're kind of stupid but at the same time it's obvious that they screwed up in the delivery or something? (which I'm pretty sure I'm doing now but oh well)
2. What's it like to get those kinds of questions? Like, does it happen often enough that you're just like 'oh, okay, you're just having an 'awkward' moment, no big deal' or is it rare enough that you're like 'oh, okay, uh... thanks?/sure?' Or does it happen often but you still get that 'oh, uh, this is awkward' feeling because of the awkwardness?
3. Is this question one of those awkward questions I described in part 1? (I'm pretty sure the answer is yes but oh well)

The self-reference is getting pretty ridiculous up in here.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Junodog on 20 Feb 2010, 20:15
The self-reference is getting pretty ridiculous up in here.

.......damn it, I screwed it up again. Here, how about this:
Hey Jeph, how do you deal with the horrible awkwardness your fanbase can create at times?
Also why haven't I learned to just stop trying yet?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 21 Feb 2010, 12:14
Smirnoff
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 21 Feb 2010, 13:11
Ahhh, but Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 21 Feb 2010, 13:47
I've heard water is some really hard stuff. Maybe I should try it someday.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 21 Feb 2010, 15:27
You drink enough water and you'll feel like you can take on the world, and you probably can't. Just about as dangerous as PCP I tell you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 21 Feb 2010, 23:07
Yes, but why is the Rum gone??
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 22 Feb 2010, 05:05
Jeph,

why is the rum always gone?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 22 Feb 2010, 05:17
idunno bu manm i am suuuuire drunk
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 23 Feb 2010, 00:04
lol@tags
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 24 Feb 2010, 07:53
Jeph, was the pun with marten's line in panel for intentional in [ http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=765 ] this one?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 24 Feb 2010, 12:00
Jeph, was the pun with marten's line in panel for intentional in [ http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=765 ] this one?

Dude, that 's not a pun.  It's an ancient saying with modern double-entendre. 

Can't believe you hadn't heard it before - the British have more fun with it considering the slang term "bird". 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: TheKingOfFuzz on 04 Mar 2010, 14:20
Dear Jeph,

Do you think bad things happen to artists (of any sort) when they read their own press?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 04 Mar 2010, 22:46
Dear Jeph

Do you think anything bad happens to reporters (of any sort) when artists read the press about them?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 05 Mar 2010, 00:51
Vladimir Putin dogg
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO on 09 Mar 2010, 00:25
Hey Jeph, how do you feel that there's almost a nightly thread on 4chan about QC almost immediately following the comic being posted after Ustreaming? And considering that mostly everyone's pretty civil(only mostly, it IS 4chan afterall), I'd guess that a fair number of the posters came from the stream. Essentially; crazy 4channers frequent your comic AND WE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. A LOT.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 09 Mar 2010, 22:28
I'm sure he doesn't care who visits his site
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 10 Mar 2010, 06:04
Sorry if this has probably been asked before, but what would you say is the gauge on Dora's ears?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Commodore on 10 Mar 2010, 18:57
Dear Jeoh-

Longer strips are awesome.  Thank you.  That is all.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Apr 2010, 22:45
Jeph, truquestion:

I just tried to watch your drawing feed and while the stuff going on over in the actual video is interesting enough, my god that chat room. Do you read that and does it distract you from the task at hand?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: VicDor on 02 Apr 2010, 12:54
Jeph, don't know if anyone asked you this or if you've said anything on the subject: decommissioned merch - is there any chance of bringing some stuff back, even for a special one time order?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 03 Apr 2010, 03:50
Dear jeph, has Formspring made this thread redundant?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 03 Apr 2010, 21:20
Jeph, truquestion:

I just tried to watch your drawing feed and while the stuff going on over in the actual video is interesting enough, my god that chat room. Do you read that and does it distract you from the task at hand?

Or does it help give inspiration for the Comic?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mharris on 26 Apr 2010, 17:02
in comic 136 and 137 was faye looking martens butt or not?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: britMonster on 20 May 2010, 06:20
Jeph, you should make bedsheets, so I can decorate my room with AnthroPC's.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 20 May 2010, 06:30
I would not want to sleep with Pintsize! 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 20 May 2010, 09:01
He'll promise to be nice and cuddly.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 23 May 2010, 16:04
I would not want to sleep with Pintsize! 

Bullshit! If Pintsize ever manages to achieve status as wanglord, noone will be able to resist his charms!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 23 May 2010, 19:08
The charms of the Wanglord are highly overrated. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: akronnick on 23 May 2010, 19:19
Doesn't mean anyone can resist them.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 24 May 2010, 23:18
Unless the Borg assimilate him.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: talihal on 26 May 2010, 19:39
Jeph, come to Maine. That is all. (?)...(the '?' is for to make this question-like...)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 26 May 2010, 20:24
Man I wonder when the last time he posted in this bitch was

I mean the last time I was even on the forums was like March or some cunt and the dude ain't posted in this thread since
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Toba on 30 May 2010, 17:27
insert here: Some shit about some web 2.0 thing for Q&A
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 31 May 2010, 21:36
or formspring
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Sashirzka on 02 Jun 2010, 07:55
Hello, Jeph.

I very much enjoy and appreciate the quality and style of your work, and I greatly respect you for your creation of, (and dedication to), Questionable Content and it's readership.
Kudos!

Will you accept my gratitude for creating fun and interesting characters that are easy to relate to, and for developing them, (or allowing them to develop), in a manner that is natural to their personalities and situations?
Very refreshing.
 :-D

If not, it's cool.
Just thought I'd ask.

Cheers.
Sash.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: AlmostLiterally on 03 Jun 2010, 15:54
I was going to post this in the 'WTF MERCH' section, but it seems like it would be out of place there and I tried searching, but couldn't find anything on it.

Would you consider making a 'Baking is science for hungry people' (Or something along those lines) shirt? Because I'd buy it. Twice.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: LTK on 07 Jun 2010, 03:13
Already going.

(http://www.questionablecontent.net/random/bakingscienceflat.png)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HiFranc on 10 Jun 2010, 13:42
Is Jeph aware of the follwing YouTube videos?  What does he think of them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ0KGPwHzOE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ0KGPwHzOE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_FjU7I59kI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_FjU7I59kI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UnPXvnkYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UnPXvnkYo)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jwhouk on 10 Jun 2010, 17:40
Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UnPXvnkYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UnPXvnkYo)

OMG... that last one!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 10 Jun 2010, 17:57
I've seen 'em, they were linked from some thread somewhere a while back (maybe this one - I'm not up to a search). 

Doesn't mean Jeph knows about 'em, though - he's not in here a lot! 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HiFranc on 11 Jun 2010, 03:23
I've seen 'em, they were linked from some thread somewhere a while back (maybe this one - I'm not up to a search). 

Doesn't mean Jeph knows about 'em, though - he's not in here a lot! 

I did try searching for:
youtube
tube
video

before posting.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 12 Jun 2010, 00:02
search is kinda crappy if you can't tell
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 12 Jun 2010, 02:38
With "kinda" and "crappy" being euphemisms.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 12 Jun 2010, 18:32
Actually, I think "search" is the euphamism here...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Jun 2010, 19:07
Google lets you search one site at a time with the Google search engine, for example
"tasty pancakes" site:forums.questionablecontent.net
which has made me happier than the forum's search function.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HiFranc on 13 Jun 2010, 05:32
Carl,

I'll try to remember that in future.

cold,

I'll bear that in mind if I search here again.  The reason I didn't use it until now was because:  I thought the forum's search feature would be better (and some forums block external search engines).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HiFranc on 19 Jun 2010, 05:00
I was going through the archives today and I had a thought: Are the first line managers in QC gay/bi by accident or design?

We have: Scott, Dora and Tai.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Orbert on 19 Jun 2010, 10:06
Interesting observation.  I've never noticed that before, and now I'm curious too.  (Not that kind of curious, just regular curious okay?)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viatriphop on 23 Jun 2010, 22:09




Ok so I'm actually re-writing this cause last night I was drunk and acted like a jerk. But my thought stands.



Jeph auto-banned me tonight because I said old BoC was better(my honest opinion)
First I thought it was cause of my connection. Then I realized it was cause of him banning me.
I did not say BoC's old stuff was better to insult you but I was drunk [so I stated it bluntly] and was trying to figure out who else listened to the band. I stated an opinion. I have a right to. I didn't insult you or say the line-

"JEPH OLD BOC IS BETTER YOU FAGGOT"
I just said. I like old Boc's stuff better.

Why are you so ban hammer friendly?
can't people express their opinions freely?
LOL



Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 23 Jun 2010, 22:13
You realize that you're not only wrong, but you're an ass as well, right?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 23 Jun 2010, 22:18
I liked Boards of Canada when they were Boards of British North America and New France.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 23 Jun 2010, 22:19
you fucking cunt.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viatriphop on 24 Jun 2010, 02:04
I have also got banned from the before for no real reason once.
You know why?

Because I happened to type
"I'm starving a pizza would be good" I was hungry for pizza at the time.
and he banned me.
Let me explain. I did not see him draw the comic earlier where a character delivered pizza.
But still.
Ban me for it?
c'mon.

I hate getting banned for no real reason.

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viatriphop on 24 Jun 2010, 02:13
You realize that you're not only wrong, but you're an ass as well, right?

Opinion's are not wrong or right.
But I still find the band Boc's stuff a lot better  before  the album  Campfire Headphase.
A lot of fans were disappointed in it. So really.

We can agree to disagree.

& yes I can be an ass while drunk,bitch,cunt,whatever.
I just believe people have the rights to speak their mind without getting autobanned for it.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 24 Jun 2010, 04:44
I believe people have the right to be not annoying.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: HiFranc on 24 Jun 2010, 05:49
I have also got banned from the before for no real reason once.
You know why?

Because I happened to type
"I'm starving a pizza would be good" I was hungry for pizza at the time.
and he banned me.

If it was an auto ban, then it could be related to the "Scunthorpe problem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem)".  I was caught out by this earlier this week.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 24 Jun 2010, 06:34
I hate getting banned for no real reason.

Are you talking about getting banned from the Ustream chat thingy or from here? Because jeph hasn't posted on the forums in like, six months, and I know for a fact that the people with the ability to ban you don't give a shit about BoC or you wanting a pizza to ban you over it. If you were banned form the Ustream chat then I am pretty sure no one cares, especially no one here and jeph probably cares least of all.

You missed the period of time when people would get banned for no reason just because the admins were bored; you should be lucky you're here in a time when the forums are slow and the admins don't care about the place. If it was back then you would probably be banned again just for being a whinger and told to sack up.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eris on 24 Jun 2010, 06:36
The moral of this story is to Sack Up and stop complaining.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viatriphop on 24 Jun 2010, 08:08
It was UStream
& Like I said I was angry drunk.
I's all gravy now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: viatriphop on 24 Jun 2010, 08:09
I have also got banned from the before for no real reason once.
You know why?

Because I happened to type
"I'm starving a pizza would be good" I was hungry for pizza at the time.
and he banned me.

If it was an auto ban, then it could be related to the "Scunthorpe problem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem)".  I was caught out by this earlier this week.

oh damn
*selffacepalm*
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 24 Jun 2010, 08:31
Ultra lol.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Dliessmgg on 24 Jun 2010, 10:03
Leetspeak-based super hero?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Mr_Rose on 24 Jun 2010, 14:37
Been done. (http://www.pvponline.com/2009/10/19/i-spent-the-evening-with-lolbat-pt-1/)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Tokumoto on 29 Jul 2010, 02:37
Where is pintsize!!!!

We want a robot world domination movement!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 29 Jul 2010, 13:36
He is probably being punished for misbehaving
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 29 Jul 2010, 15:58
Where is pintsize!!!!

We want a robot world domination movement!

Well, you got a bowel movement instead. 

Close enough...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Threk on 30 Jul 2010, 22:31
Hey Jeph,

Did you know that your interview with Katherine Curtis is now up on Youtube?

Despite being on Youtube it's probably NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialNakedNerd#p/a/u/0/XVPdUQmIqdg)

Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Binary on 02 Aug 2010, 02:05
I'm disappointed that, despite the expectations raised by the studio link, the actual interview was not conducted in the nude.

(By the interviewer, that is. I'm OK with Jeph keeping his clothes on!)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Threk on 02 Aug 2010, 06:52
Although Kat often does interviews in the nude (Look for her Kevin Smith interview), when she's covering a con it's kinda hard to arrange.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 15 Aug 2010, 00:22
Hey Jeph,

Did you know that your interview with Katherine Curtis is now up on Youtube?

Despite being on Youtube it's probably NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialNakedNerd#p/a/u/0/XVPdUQmIqdg)


those tiny black boxes don't leave that much to the imagination
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Jace on 15 Aug 2010, 06:57
Wow I really wish that she was more attractive.

EDIT: one of her favorite comics is Least I Could Do. words fail me.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 15 Aug 2010, 11:41
Interesting that one of the strips they include in the first montage is a guest spot. Although, I gotta admit, there's one or two guest spots that are among my favorites, too ('Gotherella,' 'Steve trapped in Closet').

The camera angle they use also makes me remember (I think it was Gina Biggs) talking about the fact that when she met the 'Giants of Webcomics,' of which Jeph was one, at a convention, she didn't know the term was literal. Apparently, she's on the petite side of stature.

You're a tall dude, Jeph. So maybe a shot of scotch added to an antibiotic regimen won't discombobulate you.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Bearer on 22 Aug 2010, 22:17
Is Jeph aware of the follwing YouTube videos?  What does he think of them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ0KGPwHzOE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ0KGPwHzOE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_FjU7I59kI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_FjU7I59kI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UnPXvnkYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UnPXvnkYo)

In regards to that last one there, my bad guys.  Blame my old high school's video production club.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Threk on 22 Aug 2010, 22:28
The camera angle they use also makes me remember (I think it was Gina Biggs) talking about the fact that when she met the 'Giants of Webcomics,' of which Jeph was one, at a convention, she didn't know the term was literal. Apparently, she's on the petite side of stature.

I assume you mean Gina Biggs is not especially tall.

Kat is 6'0" which is pretty tall. It was almost comical when she worked with Valentina Taylor who is about a foot shorter.

How tall is Jeph? Judging by the clip I'd guess 6'3"ish.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Christophe on 30 Aug 2010, 23:53
Dear Jeph,

Big ups on playing Worker Bee towards the end of your UStream tonight. They're super rad dudes and are from my hometown, and live they're loud as all FUCK. (This is also partly because of the three of four times I have seen them play it was at a house show.)

Their newer stuff is a lot less Mogwai/EITS-esque but a lot more rhythmic, sort of almost like americana Clinic. Still highly recommendable.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 02 Sep 2010, 15:13
Dear Jeph

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=9

Wondering if you plan on using this kind of "This is what I'm thinking while I say this" kind of thing to this degree again. I'm not suggesting that you implement it immediately, or at every possible opportunity. But it was a good idea and I haven't seen it since, well, strip 9.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Eddie 88 on 07 Sep 2010, 02:43
In terms of artwork, how did you go from this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1) to this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1746)?

I ask because I'm a writer who's always wanted to be able to draw. If I really busted my ass in Photoshop, I think I might be able to pull off something at least half as good as the earliest QC art style, but I can't imagine ever producing anything anyone would want to look at. I mean yeah, you've been at it for seven years of drawing and practicing constantly to get to where you are now, but...do you think someone with no artistic talent can learn to draw well? Or is it inborn, something you can't learn? If it isn't inborn, how can one go about improving? Pff, hell, for that matter, starting.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: akronnick on 07 Sep 2010, 03:23
In terms of artwork, how did you go from this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1) to this (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1746)?

By drawing four panels a day, five days a week, fifty weeks a year, for seven years!

Motherfucker has a PhD. in QC by now.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Binary on 07 Sep 2010, 11:28
do you think someone with no artistic talent can learn to draw well? Or is it inborn, something you can't learn? If it isn't inborn, how can one go about improving? Pff, hell, for that matter, starting.

Jeph answered this one here on his Tumblr (http://jephjacques.tumblr.com/day/2010/06/07). In paragraph #10 he says "Drawing is a SKILL, not a TALENT. It can be learned by virtually anybody with the patience and will to do it."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Kugai on 07 Sep 2010, 22:51
Jeph, do you think we should all be loaded on the Golgafrincham Ark Ship B?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 07 Sep 2010, 23:26
The chatters in the ustream should probably be in ship C...

 :-D
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: edwinalink on 17 Sep 2010, 02:55
do you think someone with no artistic talent can learn to draw well? Or is it inborn, something you can't learn? If it isn't inborn, how can one go about improving? Pff, hell, for that matter, starting.

Jeph answered this one here on his Tumblr (http://jephjacques.tumblr.com/day/2010/06/07). In paragraph #10 he says "Drawing is a SKILL, not a TALENT. It can be learned by virtually anybody with the patience and will to do it."

I'm a better artist (Albeit an infinitely slower one) that Jeph, and I have to say I agree. people tell me "I wish I could draw like you" and I tell them "I did to! once!"

Just freakin' WORK ON IT.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jordinyc on 29 Sep 2010, 22:34
I'm only asking here because this might be a very NON technical question.

Is the QC chat server down, or did I cross a line somewhere that I shouldn't have? I know one guy was banned for using the N word. I sure as heck hope I haven't crossed such a line myself. I generally try not to, and when I come close I always consider who my actions effect.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2myc786.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jordinyc on 30 Sep 2010, 03:43
Well that answers THAT question :? :-(
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2uoj2it.jpg)

All I could find on the ustream page was a FAQ which said if the moderator banned me it's up to him/her to undo. If this has happened, I come with hat in hand. If not, do you (or anyone) know who I might be able to talk to?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Rusty on 01 Oct 2010, 08:27
Jeph,

what would it take to recieve an ackbar wiht my order?  8-)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann Sex Drive on 20 Oct 2010, 09:12
question followed by analysis
are male characters harder to write for and about?

Alot of descriptions of your comic that are online say that the comic focuses on Marten but i have notice that a great majority of the comics focus primarily on faye and the other female supporting cast. Now this is generally to be expected because the female cast basically outnumbers the male cast (persianXspartan style). so yeah i was wondering if writing male characters is harder for you. I know that I have a much easier time writing stories centered around female protagonists.

the resason i ask you this is because i have also noticed a drop (or a rise in this case) in martens character depth, actually i find the the character(s) who have the most depth of character (characters that have complicated personalities) are surprisingly Sven and Pintsize.

which is actually not that surprising given how close to the issues they are with the rest of the cast. Pintsize constantly harasses the female cast as well as the male cast at every opportunity which results in a variety of retorts and comments from other characters this only further developes their relationship with him no matter how incredibly awkward it is. Sven on the other hand is a issues of controversy with the female cast but also as asavior to the female cast. Sven should technically be credited with unlocking Fayes character potential by transcending her personal boundries (and/or) barriers. Sven also hurt her in the end which forced her to take a route that made her strong.

i love this comic very much i read at every chance i get but i feel as if marten has inexplicably lost his girl-anxieties and now just goes with the flow serving as the mediator and soother of issues i would very much like to see his character potential rather than let it stagnate
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: peterh on 20 Oct 2010, 09:32
Sven should technically be credited with unlocking Fayes character potential by transcending her personal boundries (and/or) barriers. Sven also hurt her in the end which forced her to take a route that made her strong.
Jeez.
I think you may have missed the part where Marten should be credited for unlocking Faye's empathy potential, which has made her empathic.
I mean, JEEZ. It's not as if Faye was having any strength issues pre-Sven. It took a guy with the below-the-radar tempered-steel-type resolve like Marten to get her up to, and beyond, dealing with Sven.

I mean, JEEZ! Faye was on the verge of being a train wreck before Marten.

Seriously, there is more to Marten than you may think. EVERYONE thinks he's a pushover. But he's the architect of the entire social circle that is QC.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jwhouk on 20 Oct 2010, 17:41
Without Marten this entire comic falls.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Irenfrea on 20 Oct 2010, 21:50
Dear Jeph,

I noticed a couple of references to argentinian culture through the comics, not that you are mentioning it everyday but I remember Cosette telling Steve to go to an argentinian food place, and some days ago you mentioned yerba mate. Probably there's more but I can't really remember about it.

I noticed it since I'm argentinian and I found it somewhat surprising to hear about argentinian stuff on your comics more than once, is it because you have an argentinian friend, or is it popular where you live?

Thanks :)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann Sex Drive on 20 Oct 2010, 22:44
Without Marten this entire comic falls.

we as fans know a crap load about faye but not much is known about marten comparatively speaking
i mean she has PROBLEMS
but marten's problems only register a simple "Meh"
his life is......very mellow at least thats what it seems like to me
however everyone else has all these wierd issues

so my question seems pretty valid to me
does writing for male characters come at a greater difficulty than writing for your female cast?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: peterh on 20 Oct 2010, 22:58
It's not the question that bothered me... it was the analysis that raised an eyebrow.

While we may not know a lot about Marten's issues, we know a great deal about his character. Maybe he just dealt with his issues better.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: philharmonic on 21 Oct 2010, 09:47
Dear Jeph,
I recently purchased an iPhone 4 and am very pleased that it displays the comic really well. Anyway If you where to create another Antho PC based on it what would you name him (or her) ? ? ?

Also would you consider posting pictures of appropriate size that could be downloaded to a iPhone and used as wallpaper on it like Winslow's face (posted meaning either here or on your twitter twat or flickr) ? ? ?

ok i'll go back to lurking now
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 21 Oct 2010, 11:44
It may be necessary to post questions on formspring.me/jephjacques instead. There's been no announcement, but Jeph's been absent from this thread for a long time.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mbtshoes2011 on 22 Oct 2010, 00:07
Fortunately I was too big for the jocks to give me a hard time, and they all thought I carried knives in my backpack or something. I did a lot of art and music, pretty much like I do today. I was friends with all the weird nerdy dudes, several of whom I believe to be genuine geniuses.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann Sex Drive on 01 Nov 2010, 19:32
is it me or does the hedge look like its inside the cafe and not outside?
todays comic : 1786 tai_squadron42
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Nov 2010, 23:57
As I wrote only yesterday...
Does anyone else find it odd that the bushes are INSIDE the window in the the first panel?

The plant's been inside since Dora got it (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=467); it's called Melvin.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Skewbrow on 02 Nov 2010, 07:41
I'm only asking here because this might be a very NON technical question.

Is the QC chat server down, or did I cross a line somewhere that I shouldn't have?

Sorry to get to this so late. My account here wasn't activated until quite recently...

Anyway. I had a similar problem to yours. I used to be able to go watch Jeph's show on ustream (and follow the chat). Then suddenly I couldn't. I did connect this with the fact that at about the same time I had upgraded my Firefox from version 3.1.* to 3.6.* I googled for more info, and it turned out that:

I first tried downgrading Adobe Flash player, but that didn't help with Jeph's ustream, but (IIRC) did allow me to see some other live webcam broadcast from ustream. Then I installed Firefox 3.5.* => the problem disappeared.

I don't claim to understand what was happening. If you think that my explanation might match with your symptoms, go ahead and try Firefox 3.5. I do recommend that you try that before you rake your brain for clues of any non-PC past behavior.

If my post is totally unrelated to your problem, I apologize for the waste of bandwidth.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RabTales on 03 Nov 2010, 17:41
Jeff I was wondering if you could take a look at my new short story website www.rabtales.co.uk and if you enjoy it link to it on questionable content. I am currently running a series named 'I Feel Fine' set at the end of the world- "As time runs out a pair of lovers run, a very angry man chases the truth and a million different people spend their last day on earth in their own individual ways." I have been a long time reader of QC and think that the episodic character based styles of both short stories and webcomics can attract the same audience. I would encourage any QC content fans to have a look and see if they enjoy the site  :psyduck: (i just wanted to use that emoticon)
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Nov 2010, 02:56
You could always buy an ad on the site through Project Wonderful.  Although I think QC is one of the more expensive sites...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: RabTales on 05 Nov 2010, 19:43
Unfortunately I have a budget of zero so buying an advert is not really an option  :-P I have confidence tho that the stories are worth reading and so will attract some attention.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Patrick on 08 Nov 2010, 02:38
1. You spelled Jeph's name wrong. No excuse for that, man, it's ALL OVER HIS SITE. I mean look at the thread title that he himself wrote when he himself started the thread that you are posting in.
2. I don't know where else you've been able to completely shamelessly plug your work and people have found it acceptable but it's a pretty major faux pas 'round these parts. I can't remember if it's against the rules or not but it is one of those things that will get you not very far around here.
3. Try to make it less obvious that you've only barely skimmed the content of the main page and the forums before you pull another shameless plug maneuver. Your use of ambiguous terms like "character based" and "episodic" makes my point pretty difficult to defend against, and saying "I'm a long time reader" does nothing to convince me otherwise.
4. If you can't afford to advertise here, advertise where you CAN afford to. Maybe you won't attract all the cool kids immediately, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Jeph can tell you that, he has worked his ass off from day one. He networked, he researched, he built, he created, and he persevered like a true pioneer. And frankly it offends me that there's people out there who would cheapen the worth of his hard work by asking for a damn handout. That alone is enough to make me not interested. Build your own thing instead of trying to hop aboard someone else's gravy train.

I really do wish I could write this in a less rude and frank way. And I do wish you success. But jeez, man, why you gotta do a thing?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 08 Nov 2010, 02:43
Also, if you head for the forum called Comics and Drawings, you will find the thread that Jeph started for this very purpose (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,13514.0/topicseen.html)!
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Insectile on 08 Nov 2010, 16:57
Hey Jeph,

This might have been asked but,

How do you like the San Diego Comic-Con, has does it compare to other cons that you are a part of?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: mactoplac on 11 Nov 2010, 07:19
Um, hey Mr. Jeph. 

So if I were to record Hermione and Ginny vs. the Space Wizzards, would you listen to it?  (Link streams)

http://soundcloud.com/stoferin/spacewizzards

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Wasteroo on 11 Nov 2010, 11:15
haha, that was actually pretty good!
Title: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GroupieLady on 12 Nov 2010, 21:02
Hello!!!
1) Will you ever write out Tais fanfic the Quidditch Field Idyll series?

2) You seem to enjoy adding Yuri to QC. Are you a Yuri fan?

3) When you go a murder'n would you scoop out one of you're many victims brain and leave a note in the skull that read "To Alyssa." (after you dedicate a few to you're amazing wife of course.)

You are rad.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: flamingo on 15 Nov 2010, 17:12
Is Jimbo secretly gay? Cuz that'd be cool as fuck.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: JD on 15 Nov 2010, 19:49
He is actually transgender
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 15 Nov 2010, 22:20
That would explain a lot. 

Especially the cheesey 'stache. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: GroupieLady on 15 Nov 2010, 23:21
Naw, O'Jimbos gotta be Bi! I can jsu see him saying "I got love for all yalls!"
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Nov 2010, 23:29
To quote Sally Field from that motion picture epic of the 1970's, Smokey And The Bandit:

"Bo? Did you expect this? I mean, all of this?"

"No, no I did not."
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann Sex Drive on 23 Nov 2010, 09:07
Um, hey Mr. Jeph. 

So if I were to record Hermione and Ginny vs. the Space Wizzards, would you listen to it?  (Link streams)

http://soundcloud.com/stoferin/spacewizzards

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793

THIS IS AWESOME WORTHY OF CAPS
Title: Off to Stab Things?
Post by: Occams Meataxe on 23 Nov 2010, 18:12
Just saw this on your Twitter feed.
What exactly do you stab?
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: celticgeek on 23 Nov 2010, 18:13
Things in DnD.
Title: Comic 1813
Post by: A on 08 Dec 2010, 11:37
What was Hannelore asking Marten?
Title: Re: Comic 1813
Post by: jwhouk on 08 Dec 2010, 11:40
What was Hannelore asking Marten?

1. Go back one strip.
2. Look at what Pintsize has underneath his torso.
3. *sigh* Google "fleshlight".
4. Use bleach on your eyeballs.
Title: Re: Comic 1813
Post by: akronnick on 08 Dec 2010, 12:23
3. *sigh* Google "fleshlight".

WARNING!

Do not perform step 3 at work, near small children, parents or maiden aunts.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: Carl-E on 08 Dec 2010, 12:37
Well, maybe maiden aunts. 

They could use a laugh, too. 
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: evelm on 09 Dec 2010, 14:53
Am I missing something?

'Cuz it appears we are rapidly approaching a year since he's updated this.

He.... He didn't just go out for a pack of cigarettes did he?  :psyduck:
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 09 Dec 2010, 15:10
Dear Jeph:   


What the hey is a "sex furnace?"

Sincerely, 

MDBS
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: SirJuggles on 09 Dec 2010, 15:31
This. This right here? This is a sex furnace.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: pwhodges on 09 Dec 2010, 15:37
What the hey is a "sex furnace?"

Try the "awkward self-aware makeout zone" (carefully).
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 09 Dec 2010, 15:40
...oh god it burns...
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: raoullefere on 09 Dec 2010, 18:55
As in, "He (she, or it) who takes these debates too seriously burns in the embrace of the Sex Furnace"?

Like anyone remembers Man-thing these days.
Title: Re: The Ask Jeph thread
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 10 Dec 2010, 04:12
"Stoke that Sex Furnace, Baby!"
"The Sex Furnace is Burning For You..."
"Sex Furnace Burns Wood."
"My Sex Furnace Is OVERHEATING!"

...well if nothing else I have a new WTF phrase to throw into conversation.