Topic: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same? (Read 12297 times)

Dav1d · « **on:** 29 May 2008, 04:58 »

Ok, I was browsing the Posters section, and, I found this, very nice poster. http://www.questionablecontent.net/images/18x24large.png
Notice that there is Pizzagirl, but no Penelope, even though she works at Coffee Of Doom..
Is this the very creator of the comic's subconscious mind trying to reveal the origins of Pizzagirl?
Not likely.
But it makes for a good discussion..

Mars · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 May 2008, 05:40 »

Actually, from the looks of it that predates Penelope. So no.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 May 2008, 09:26 »

Steve is still with Ellen. Penelope didn't start working there until after they broke up.

JReynolds · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 May 2008, 10:04 »

It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Orbert · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 May 2008, 11:36 »

The whole thing with Pizzagirl and Penelope maybe or maybe not being the same person was quite interesting for a while, but it seems to have been dropped in favor of other storylines. Maybe Jeph just got bored with it, or didn't know where to go with it, or just didn't care (which I guess is the same as getting bored with it). I for one would've liked to have seen a follow-up, but alas, we are left with naught but speculation.

Doug S. Machina · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 May 2008, 16:18 »

Quote from: JReynolds on 29 May 2008, 10:04

It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Love it, but...two brunettes produced a blond daughter? (Don't say it's dyed, that's too easy.) In the process, Hannelore's DNA was somehow substituted for Marten and Dora's. Hannelore is her own grandmother.

And Sara is Pizza Girl. Penelope gives her an alibi because she owes her a debt that can never be repaid.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 May 2008, 17:18 »

Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 29 May 2008, 16:18

Quote from: JReynolds on 29 May 2008, 10:04
It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Love it, but...two brunettes produced a blond daughter? (Don't say it's dyed, that's too easy.)

Sorry, but "it's dyed" is the official answer. Dora's a platinum blond who dyed her hair black to go goth, remember?

Phil73805 · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 May 2008, 17:53 »

Quote from: JReynolds on 29 May 2008, 10:04

It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Ay carumba! That's a twisted mind you have there

GenericName · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 May 2008, 18:04 »

Two brunettes-->Blonde is possible, if they both have a recessive.
Two blondes--->Brunette is not, though.

That's beside the point anyways, because the smart people remember that Dora dyes her hair. And have mentioned it before. Because they remember. Yeah.

Doug S. Machina · « **Reply #9 on:** 30 May 2008, 02:24 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 29 May 2008, 17:18

Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 29 May 2008, 16:18
Quote from: JReynolds on 29 May 2008, 10:04
It was established back somewhere between comics #500-530 that Pizzagirl was actually Marten and Dora's daughter. She time-traveled back to her parents time to ensure that Dora and Marten hooked up and would produce her. Once her job was done, she traveled back an additional 20 years, changed her name and eventually became Hannelore's mother. That's why she's been so willing to help Marten and Dora out-- anything for the parents.

Love it, but...two brunettes produced a blond daughter? (Don't say it's dyed, that's too easy.)

Sorry, but "it's dyed" is the official answer. Dora's a platinum blond who dyed her hair black to go goth, remember?

Oh crap, forgot all about that.

Quote from: GenericName on 29 May 2008, 18:04

That's beside the point anyways, because the smart people remember that Dora dyes her hair. And have mentioned it before. Because they remember. Yeah.

Oh, give me a break.

tomselleck69 · « **Reply #10 on:** 30 May 2008, 02:38 »

ACTUAL smart people realize that it's Faye's dad.

SleeperCylon · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 Jun 2008, 20:54 »

At this point I'd be surprised she actually were Pizza Girl. Penelope is one of those people who's too frustrated about being judged against the standards of the kind of people she abhors to give any kind of ground in regard to skin-displays and sexual teasing to anyone she isn't absolutely sure respects her for who she is.

Aegir · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Jun 2008, 22:00 »

Quote from: SleeperCylon on 01 Jun 2008, 20:54

At this point I'd be surprised she actually were Pizza Girl. Penelope is one of those people who's too frustrated about being judged against the standards of the kind of people she abhors to give any kind of ground in regard to skin-displays and sexual teasing to anyone she isn't absolutely sure respects her for who she is.

Or maybe that's just what she wants you to think! That's like saying "I'd be surprised if Clark Kent was Superman because he's such a wuss."

est · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Jun 2008, 22:17 »

Jesus Christ, you people.

Tenebrais · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 Jun 2008, 09:31 »

Pizza Girl is Jesus? It all makes so much sense now!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 02 Jun 2008, 17:12 »

No, Pizza Girl is His wife....

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 Jun 2008, 21:24 »

Is it just me, or do most General Discussion topics read like a tabloid paper?

frullic · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Jun 2008, 21:52 »

could be worse, ever saw 4chan?

bunnyThor · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Jun 2008, 23:30 »

No. No one has ever seen 4chan. Please describe it in loving detail.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 Jun 2008, 04:06 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 02 Jun 2008, 21:24

Is it just me, or do most General Discussion topics read like a tabloid paper?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

frullic · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 Jun 2008, 14:34 »

Quote from: bunnyThor on 02 Jun 2008, 23:30

No. No one has ever seen 4chan. Please describe it in loving detail.

teh ghey buttsecks!!!!!!!!!11111 OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneone

need I say more?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 Jun 2008, 16:51 »

I'd ask for a translation, but I' couldn't bring myself to care.

frullic · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 Jun 2008, 18:06 »

TRANSLATION: Dear me, there appears to be homosexual erotica on this photo server's front page!

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Author Topic: Proof of Pizzagirl and Penelope being one and the same? (Read 12297 times)

Dav1d

Phil73805

Tenebrais