In response to the "optimize my CSS" bribe in the Twitter box:
body{ min-width: 800px; color: #FFF; background: #112b33; font: 11px/1.5em Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left; }
table { margin: 2px 0; }
img, table { border: none; }
a { text-decoration: underline; }
a:link { color: #f60; }
a:visited { color: #ff9600; }
a:hover { color: #00c6ff; }
.inline-list { margin-top: 10px; width: 100%; padding: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, arial, sans-serif; }
.inline-list ul, .inline-list li , .inline-list p { display: inline; padding: 10px; font-weight: bold; }
.inline-list a { margin: 4px; border: none; font-size: 24px; text-decoration: none; background: none; }
.inline-list a:link { color: #f60; }
.inline-list a:visited { color: #f60; }
.inline-list a:hover { color: #00c6ff; }
#comicnav a { margin: 4px; border: none; font-size: 18px; background: none; }
#comicnav a:link { color: #f60; }
#comicnav a:visited { color: #f60; }
#comicnav a:hover { color: #00c6ff; }
#comicnav { text-align: left; margin: 0; }
#container { width: 800px; background: #555; border-left: 4px #444 solid; border-right: 4px #444 solid; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; }
#comic { float: left; border-top: 4px solid #444; border-right: 4px solid #444; background: #444; width: 600px; }
#strip { border: 1px solid #000; }
#side { float: right; width: 190px; }
#header { text-align: left; width: 800px; margin-bottom: 0px; }
#archive, #news { margin-right: 0px; padding: 2px; background: #fff; color: #000; text-align: left; }
#archive { text-align: center; }
#adbar { width: 100%; height: 60px; color: #666; padding-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; overflow: hidden; }
/* fixes for weird browsers */
.clear, #comic img { clear: both; }
#comic img { display: block; }
29 lines, 1.65k. (As opposed to 200-something at 4k.) Renders the same as it does now in Firefox 2, Firefox 3, Opera 9, and IE 6. (Actually, it's all screwed up in IE 6. But, that piece of crap breaks everything not specifically written for it, including the current page.) I just removed some stuff specific to the old store (forms and shirt boxes), and took care of some redundancy (margin:0, padding:0, repetitive formatting, etc).