Topic: Hannelore's Perfect Match (Read 8412 times)

sofiabailote · « **on:** 11 Dec 2008, 02:50 »

If Hannelore was to have a boyfriend/lover/love interest, what would he be like? ...and don't go "it's never gonna happen" over here- this is just an hypothetical question! Also, platonic relations don't count.
I think she would have to meet a guy that was exactly like her, with a serious case of OCD...

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 07:33 »

Hannelore's Perfect Match

Rei · « **Reply #2 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 12:12 »

I keep hoping that she turns out to be gay, but my logical mind is telling me no way since lesbian sex is vastly more complicated and potentially messy than straight sex.

MaoDaAmargura · « **Reply #3 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 19:05 »

She needs someone slightly less messed up than she is, not anti-social but socially awkward maybe; Like a computer programmer/gamer who doesn't get out much. Someone who could connect and work with her strengths. And doesn't hit her weaknesses too hard. He can be neat but not obsessively clean (puts everything away, but doesn't dust, or something)

It could be platonic at the start. maybe a strict but liberal Christian upbringing (so that abstinence until marriage goes in, but he still gets along well with the homosexual characters in the strip)

I think he needs a chivalry complex. And insane patience.

Jeff7 · « **Reply #4 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 19:42 »

Me.

HANNELOOOOOORE!!!!

Quote from: Rei on 11 Dec 2008, 12:12

I keep hoping that she turns out to be gay, but my logical mind is telling me no way since lesbian sex is vastly more complicated and potentially messy than straight sex.

Why messy? Just keep licking until everything's clean.

Granted, this would likely result in a self-perpetuating cycle that could go on for a long time. But it would eventually stop once one or both parties passes out from exhaustion. I can think of many worse reasons to pass out though, but not many better ones.

Rocketman · « **Reply #5 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 19:45 »

Quote from: MaoDaAmargura on 11 Dec 2008, 19:05

Like a computer programmer/gamer who doesn't get out much.

He can be neat

Hey now, we're not supposed to say "it's never gonna happen".

Jeff7 · « **Reply #6 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 19:46 »

@Rocketman: Yeah, there is no such thing as a computer programmer/gamer who doesn't get out much.
That implies that they go out at all in the first place.

psion · « **Reply #7 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 21:18 »

Quote from: Jeff7 on 11 Dec 2008, 19:42

Me.

HANNELOOOOOORE!!!!

Quote from: Rei on 11 Dec 2008, 12:12
I keep hoping that she turns out to be gay, but my logical mind is telling me no way since lesbian sex is vastly more complicated and potentially messy than straight sex.
Why messy? Just keep licking until everything's clean.

Granted, this would likely result in a self-perpetuating cycle that could go on for a long time. But it would eventually stop once one or both parties passes out from exhaustion. I can think of many worse reasons to pass out though, but not many better ones.

Exhaustion? We are talking about the girl who can stay up for days to make sure that there are no mold spores comming in through the window, and has been known to stay awake for ATLEAST 48 hours looking up pictures of cute animals. I think she won't be the first one to pass out. It would be my belief that she would keep going once Tai passed out.

Joey! · « **Reply #8 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 21:31 »

Henry Rollins.

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Jeff7 · « **Reply #9 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 21:36 »

Looking at pictures of cute animals takes a lot less energy than what I was proposing.

psion · « **Reply #10 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 22:00 »

But cleaning take alot more energy.

iroquois · « **Reply #11 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 22:16 »

hahah LOL what a joke.
sven would drug hannelore and help to cure her OCD =P

Malek · « **Reply #12 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 23:33 »

Quote from: iroquois on 11 Dec 2008, 22:16

hahah LOL what a joke.
sven would drug hannelore and help to cure her OCD =P

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #13 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 13:53 »

Sven wouldn't drug her. He's got his ways

Wil, however, under that nice-boy poet skin of his lies that of a man desperate for anything

Tybalt · « **Reply #14 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 14:41 »

Quote from: iroquois on 11 Dec 2008, 22:16

hahah LOL what a joke.
sven would drug hannelore and help to cure her OCD =P

Anyone else sick of these posts?

LOL we could just cure her OCD, it's not like it's a highly complicated psychological problem, just sex her up.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #15 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 15:14 »

It would probably render her catatonic

Mad Cat · « **Reply #16 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 16:50 »

He would have to have the chivalrous streak of Wil, the personal insecurities of Marten, be OCD in similar ways and to similar degrees as Hanners herself, be a health nut like Raven... and have a vagina like TAI!

Okay, that last one wasn't (necessarily) serious.

I think he'd prolly have to be a Vegan. That, and an otherwise clean, pure, "organic" diet and impeccable health resumé evincing a powerful (read: clean) immune system. If for no other reason than her aversion to physical contact, Hannelore would be the kind of girl who likes to be wooed. Wooed hard, and for a long time, heh. Eventually, learning him to be as fastidious about cleanliness as she, Hanners might warm up to him, and her OCD defenses could come down to allow this uniquely qualified individual to touch her without catatonia setting in, and after that, more comfort around his bodily fluids: sweat, saliva. These things can and do work out.

OCD is a syndrome of opposites. Howard Hughes thought everyone else who bathed was filthy, even as he, himself never bathed and descended into decrepitude. Like an anorexic who sees her emaciated form and thinks herself fat, Hanners's OCD could look at everyone else as tainted, EXCEPT her perfect mate, because she knows him to be "clean" in the OCD sense of the word. He'd be like a stealth bomber of love, evading her OCD radar.

God only knows how she'd handle getting pregnant, though. "You mean there's a- whole `nother person inside me... pooing and peeing?" *catatonia sets in*

sofiabailote · « **Reply #17 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 19:11 »

Henry Rollins!! what a splendid idea

why didn't I think of that?? Henry Rollins in a fire fighter suit...

or...

a guy with a OCD even worse than Hanners, so that she would look up to him. Be a complete geek, maybe a scientist like her dad. He could be bubble boy!! (except he wouldn't be in the bubble because of allergies) and he would be a smoker (like her- does she still smoke?). he would have a full body tattoo of cute furry animals (not hentai)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Dec 2008, 14:01 »

I can't find the strip offhand, but there was a throwaway line where Hannelore mentioned that she'd quit smoking.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Dec 2008, 03:49 »

I don't really see her smoking in the first place, unless she's in that weird alternate meds state, which I suppose she was

Damn, just answered my own question

sofiabailote · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 Dec 2008, 18:37 »

Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 15 Dec 2008, 03:49

I don't really see her smoking in the first place, unless she's in that weird alternate meds state, which I suppose she was

she's smoking when she first appears (#515), and I don't think she's on alt-meds. she explains her smoking habits right after that. I kinda liked that she smoked... gave her another dimension, like she wasn't as "flat" as she seemed.

it's too PC to have her quit! C'mon Jeph, let her smoke'em if she got'em!!

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 Dec 2008, 19:58 »

Yeah I just saw the comic when clicking on random ones. Dora asks if it triggers her OCD and she says it's soothing and shit

Yarin · « **Reply #22 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 11:23 »

Sheldon Cooper from big bang theory that would be awesome

pwhodges · « **Reply #23 on:** 13 Nov 2011, 13:25 »

This is not really a good thread...

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