Topic: QC Captions Vol. 19! (Read 9221 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 17 Jul 2011, 10:42 »

Since it's SDCC guest strip week, we're going to have a bit more fun here. I'm going to be posting three caption images this week. I know, I'm insane. But goddammit, I'm here for the lulz, and we are going to have lulz if I have to force it out of every last one of you.

...

anyhoo...
First image!

If memory serves correctly, Border Reiver suggested this panel. Next image up Tuesday morning/afternoon. Enjoy!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 10:55 »

Hanners: "Marten, Marten, where are we going after the party? Come on tell me, please."
Marten: "Anywhere Angus and Faye haven't been... They've been banned from pretty much most of the restaurants in town because of all the humpin'!"
Faye and Angus: "Look, we said sorry. Can we please sit on the couch again?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 11:02 »

Hannelore: "Why do you and Marigold have your backs turned toward us?"
Marten: "Cause we're the cool kids and we don't want to look at you."

jwhouk · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 11:17 »

Hanners: "So all along it was old man Smith from the amusement park!"
Marten: "And he would have gotten away with it if it wouldn't have been for Marigold and her mad dancing skillz!"

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 13:14 »

Hanners: "... So Tai said I should just nod my head and pretend to click things!"
Marten: "That explains the missile launch a few minutes ago."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 16:24 »

Hanners: "Marten, is that outfit flattering on Marigold?"

Marten: "What I want to say is rude, crude and has the potential to cause unnecessary drama. So, since I've had a few beers and I wish to blame the booze, yes. And I will need to see if it finds the floor equally as flattering."

SirDudley · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 18:21 »

Faye: ....you're staring at my ass again, Angus.
Angus: Sorry, I can't take my eyes off of it.
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Hanners: So Tai said I can help out with the music later. She's gonna teach me on how to be a DJ!
Marten: That's great to hear.
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Marigold: Did I just see that Alliance scumbag? That had better not be that Dale jerk.

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 18:36 »

Hanners: "Marten, does my ass look fat in this dress?"
Marten: "You're not allowed to hang around with Faye anymore."

Faye (internal monologue): "He's improving. I can remember when that would have been 'Huh buh bluh huh?'"

WAYF · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 19:42 »

Plan A:

Hannelore: I say Marten, don't you think that Marigold looks really pretty tonight?

Marten: Why yes, I sure do Hannelore! I'm sure that if she danced a bit more at this party she would become the envy of everybody else!

Marigold: *so much blushing*

Faye: Sadly, I probably wouldn't have come up with anything better than this to get Marigold out of her shell...

Angus: Well, if it fails, I still say we go with Plan B: Mass Group Hug.

Faye: That's better than Tai's plan, at least...

The Duke · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 Jul 2011, 22:55 »

Quote from: WAYF on 17 Jul 2011, 19:42

Plan A:

Hannelore: I say Marten, don't you think that Marigold looks really pretty tonight?

Marten: Why yes, I sure do Hannelore! I'm sure that if she danced a bit more at this party she would become the envy of everybody else!

Marigold: *so much blushing*

Faye: Sadly, I probably wouldn't have come up with anything better than this to get Marigold out of her shell...

Angus: Well, if it fails, I still say we go with Plan B: Mass Group Hug.

Faye: That's better than Tai's plan, at least...

"...mass group orgy."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #10 on:** 18 Jul 2011, 03:11 »

(ripping off Carl-E's approach from last week)
Hannelore: "Faye tells me that Marigold confided to Angus that she would love to hear you play your guitar tonight. And, frankly, Tai's choice of music sucks, so I would like to have some live music, too."

Marten: "Meh? WTF? Ok, gimme a '59 LesPaul, a 12-pack of fresh self-esteem and start a-drumming."

KHNO · « **Reply #11 on:** 18 Jul 2011, 07:44 »

Hanners "I was trying to figure how it worked and then a girl asked me if I wanted to join the dark side piloting this Tai-fighter."
Marten "I heard from here, but I don't get how she had no clue that all you can be is X-wingwoman"

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 18 Jul 2011, 13:14 »

Quote from: KHNO on 18 Jul 2011, 07:44

Hanners "I was trying to figure how it worked and then a girl asked me if I wanted to join the dark side piloting this Tai-fighter."
Marten "I heard from here, but I don't get how she had no clue that all you can be is X-wingwoman"

FTW

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 18 Jul 2011, 22:29 »

Hanners: "Gosh, you know it'd be really awkward if Dora were to show up here."
Marten: "Yup, it sure would."
Faye (to Angus): "Should we say something?"
Angus (to Faye): "Naah. She'll be within earshot soon enough."
Marigold (in thought bubble): Must....protect........boobs

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 06:35 »

Hanners: "Marten, I have a rumbly in my tummy..."
Marten: "When the fuck did Winnie the Pooh show up?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 09:00 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 17 Jul 2011, 11:17

Hanners: "So all along it was old man Smith from the amusement park!"
Marten: "And he would have gotten away with it if it wouldn't have been for Marigold and her mad dancing skillz!"

lol while I was posting I seriously thought to myself 'wow this panel has a Scooby-Doo-esque feel to it.'

Anyhow...second image! (suggested by TheEvilDog):

Jim: Owls?
Dora: Owls.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 09:19 »

Jim: "You see that dude with a laptop and a stylus? I think he's drawing a portrait of you."
Dora: "Creepy. At least he's not staring at my ass. And a picture will last longer."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 09:20 »

"You distract the monks with the broadsword, while I get the Sumatran Nuclear Colander"
"Got it. On three ..."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 09:59 »

Jim: "So how about right now on this table?"
Dora: "2 Hopes. Bob Hope and no hope. And Bob is dead!"

guayec · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 10:01 »

Jim: I see you're masturbating. Would you like my pen?
Dora: Does it vibrate?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 10:12 »

"I sketch in my free time."

"That image is making me really uncomfortable. And my butt is not that big."

SirDudley · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 12:20 »

Jim: "So, here's my plan to erase Twilight from reality."
Dora: "Proceed."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 20:09 »

Quote from: SirDudley on 19 Jul 2011, 12:20

Jim: "So, here's my plan to erase Twilight from reality."
Dora: "F##k me now."

FYP (well, that's how I would respond)

Border Reiver · « **Reply #23 on:** 19 Jul 2011, 20:29 »

Hell, that's how I would respond.

WAYF · « **Reply #24 on:** 20 Jul 2011, 01:14 »

Jim: Call me irrational, but I am inherently suspicious of any restaurant which serves a pen as an entrée.

Dora: Not only is this garlic bread actually a napkin, but it's not even served on a plate.

Manager: I couldn't help overhearing, and I'm sorry, but that's all we can serve you.

Dora: So you've just completely run out of actual food? A big fancy restaurant like this...?

Manager: As it happens, we had a funny little Anthro-PC in here earlier which stole most of our food.

Jim: Wha?

Manager: Something about wanting to "bake every single flavour of cake in the world".

Dora: That sounds suspiciously familiar...

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #25 on:** 20 Jul 2011, 04:50 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 19 Jul 2011, 20:09

Quote from: SirDudley on 19 Jul 2011, 12:20
Jim: "So, here's my plan to erase Twilight from reality."
Dora: "F##k me now."

FYP (well, that's how I would respond)

I.... I think I love you.

DSL · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 Jul 2011, 09:02 »

DORA: Our server looked kind of familiar ...
JIM: Even in the red spandex, the mask and the cape?

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 Jul 2011, 14:11 »

#1
Hanners: Marten, can you dress up as the magical love gentleman before we go in? I have the costume with me.
Marten: Wait why do you- Nevermind. Get me a few beers and I'll do it. I need to do some spring cleaning of my memory now.

#2
Jim: So I feel like I should tell you I'm into ear sex.
Dora: God damn it, why do I date men who want to stick their dicks my ear?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 22 Jul 2011, 13:02 »

This has been good! And now for the last image of the week:

hehehe

SirDudley · « **Reply #29 on:** 22 Jul 2011, 14:03 »

Yelling Bird: "YOU WILL BEND OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS! DON'T MAKE ME BRING ON THE FANBOYS AND FANGIRLS!"
Jeph: "Yes, master."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #30 on:** 22 Jul 2011, 17:37 »

Yelling Bird: "What the fuck have I told you about fucking chasing chipmunks? Damn it, now I have to take you to the vet, you probably have some weird Comic "artists" rabies. Randy damn you."
Jeph: "But.....Chipmunk....

"

WAYF · « **Reply #31 on:** 23 Jul 2011, 01:15 »

(click to show/hide)

Yelling Bird: BRO-WING.

Jeph: Bro-wing?

Yelling Bird (repeatedly beating Jeph with his wing): IT'S LIKE BRO-FIST, ONLY I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FISTS, YOU MORON.

Jeph: Ok, ok! Bro-wing!

Yelling Bird: THAT'S NOT A WING. COME ON! MAKE A WING! CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST!

Jeph: Ok, geez! I'm making chicken wing arms, see?

*Bro-wing*

Yelling Bird: GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW, BUT STILL PATHETIC. YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER HOW TO BRO-WING NEXT TIME I FEEL CONGRATULATORY. IT'S NOT A MOOD I EXPERIENCE OFTEN.

Jeph: Gee, I can't wait...

vettechinohio · « **Reply #32 on:** 23 Jul 2011, 09:20 »

Yelling Bird: "... and each time I hear that god damned rat say "Hi, my name's Randy!" you'll get it again! Who invited him, anyway?!"

::off screen:: Randy: "Hi!"

Jeph: "OW!!!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #33 on:** 24 Jul 2011, 07:55 »

Yelling Bird: "YOU ASS-CUNT! YOU CALL THAT A SCRIPT FOR THE LAST STRIP??!! EVERYBODY FUCKS, THEN ROCKS FALL AND EVERYONE DIES! DID AUBREY TEACH YOU NOTHING?"

Jeph: "Make the bad bird stop!"

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 24 Jul 2011, 09:34 »

DA BOID: "JEPHY MCBITCHTITS, YOU ASSPISSING FUCKSTICK etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. ... "
JEPH: "Allow me to introduce you to my little friend Clinton."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #35 on:** 24 Jul 2011, 19:22 »

YB: SCREAM LOUDER YOU BITCH! DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL CLOCKWORK ORANGE ON YOU WITH YOUR DISCUSSION BOARDS!

Jeph: *whimper*

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 Jul 2011, 19:24 »

Dora: "So then I show up as a cosplayer and lure him back to his hotel room... you'll be waiting there?"

Jim: "Yes, with fourteen members of the discussion boards and a roll of duct tape."

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