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I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« on: 04 May 2010, 06:21 »

so this is my last QC for awhile.

Jeph:  No major plot development for the next 14 weeks while I'm gone, ok?    :-D
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #1 on: 04 May 2010, 14:26 »

Good luck MDBS.

May you not meet Gunny Hartman.     :-D
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2010, 18:52 »

Keep your head down.  Remember, the best way to survive boot camp is to not stand out from your fellow soldiers! 

That's why they call them uniforms...
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #3 on: 04 May 2010, 19:05 »

And never volunteer!!!
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #4 on: 04 May 2010, 23:22 »

don't get shot
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2010, 00:20 »

SMOKE BLUNTS
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #6 on: 05 May 2010, 02:32 »

Head up, shoulders back.
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #7 on: 05 May 2010, 03:20 »

Make your bed up real neat, Stand up real straight, and answer every question with "Yes, Drill Sergeant!"


YES DRILL SERGEANT!!!!
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #8 on: 05 May 2010, 09:32 »

Enjoy - I did.

Your mileage may vary.
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #9 on: 05 May 2010, 14:36 »

Make your bed up real neat, Stand up real straight, and answer every question with "Yes, Drill Sergeant!"


YES DRILL SERGEANT!!!!

BULLSHIT!  I CAN'T HEAR YOU. SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #10 on: 05 May 2010, 15:34 »

YES, SIR!! DRILL SEARGANT, SIR!!
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #11 on: 05 May 2010, 17:52 »

OUTSTANDING.
« Last Edit: 06 May 2010, 18:37 by Kugai »
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #12 on: 05 May 2010, 18:09 »

outsTanding?












p. s. DO NOT do that to YOUR drill instructor!
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #13 on: 05 May 2010, 23:27 »

Yeah, they're not fod of being sanded...
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #14 on: 05 May 2010, 23:30 »

IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN YOU MUST FIGHT!
SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND I'D SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT
AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE FIELD OF HONOR!
THEN HE USED HIS PRIZE MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH
THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT
AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
AND THAT'S WHY WHENEVER THERE'S A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ALL TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT'S CALLED A TZU!


UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #15 on: 06 May 2010, 00:11 »

Take it from a Marine right here (I assume it's the Marine Corps because Marine only call basic training boot camp unless that moniker changed) good luck.

Prepare to shit yourself in fear and frustration for the next 3 months. Somewhere around the first month you pretty much get used to the constant yelling an the IT (Incentive Training). I remember at one point during boot camp I got IT'd for roughly an hour and a half for wiping sweat off of my face. They have a strict no face touching policy in boot camp.

First month you go through the regular bullshit of getting broken down and feeling like an utter piece of shit no matter what you do. Plus you get to PT constantly so you get that fun on your back. You do some MCMAP which I suggest you don't use in the real world unless you want to get your ass kicked. Then you drill constantly which is fun minus the stress behind it. Some people are really good at it and others just don't know how. I remember one recruit where he was forced to be "sick" on the day of our initial drill evaluation. Then you go through a Swim Qualification that last for a whole week which really isn't that bad minus the yelling. You take some basic Marine Corps history classes, "Who is the Grand Old Man of the Marine Corps? Archibald Henderson" Go through rank structure fast and your general orders which, by the way, I forgot. I only remember the 5th one because it's the best one, "To quit my post only when properly relieved."

You then roll around to month two where you learn how to use your rifle and go through table's 1 and 2. Known Distance and Close Quarters. While you are there you are introduced to the hike's or, as we like to call it, humps. They kill you especially if you are in San Diego. But if you tough it out and not be a pussy you'll feel accomplished...or broken whichever comes first. You do about three of them at boot, but seem fairly easy now that I think about it. I remember during my 8 mile I didn't have a waist strap so I had all of that weight on my shoulders which fucking killed me. My feet were damaged beyond belief and I nearly gave up before we reached the end. But I made it surprising my Drill Instructors and the other recruits because I was seen as "weak". I did all of it and made it.

The last month you go through some more PT and your final drill. You start getting fitted in those fine uniforms and you get your named tags. The ones that say U.S. Marines on them. You feel proud to have them, but you are not out of the water yet. Because now you get to do the Crucible. 3 Days with little food, lots of humping and physical activities. I made it...we all made it. For us we had to do a final hump. A 10 mile up what is called the Reaper. Its a huge fucking hill that you climb but once you make it you hit jackpot. Honestly the hump back was harder than the hump there.

But in the end...you make it. You make it to that Eagle, Globe and Anchor celebration. The Drill Instructors that gave you shit all those three months walk right up to you and hand you that emblem. Something that you have been striving for ever since you first put your feet on those yellow footprints. Some cried because they worked so fucking hard to get it. Some harder than most because it was necessary to bring that man out him. When my DI, SSgt Brusches (I know I spelled his named wrong) walked up to me, placed it in my hand and shook my hand I couldn't believe it. I'll never forget what he asked me, "So what's your MOS going to be?" "Infantry Staff Sergeant." I replied. "Gonna kill some bad guys huh?" "Yes Staff Sergeant" I choked out because I was so happy and tired. I remember seeing the tape and it was like a sea of swaying Marines tired as hell. Then you get that awesome breakfast and chow down as much as you can in your gullet. You graduate and it's on to your Marine Corps career.

Now the fleet is different and you'll catch a lot of shit just for being a boot. Don't be a fuckup and always assert yourself. People will respect you for it, but it'll be tough.

Also, I hoped you joined Infantry because all the other MOS's are pog pussies.

I joke, but seriously, Infantry is the best.
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #16 on: 06 May 2010, 00:42 »

Oh, and one other thing I forgot. 



We Thank You and Salute You.
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #17 on: 06 May 2010, 04:19 »

I joke, but seriously, Infantry is the best.

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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #18 on: 06 May 2010, 06:14 »

infantry is badass, no question, and you will find some of the hardest motherfuckers on earth there, but i would suggest you give a thought to what skills you are going to have when you come out the other side of this. fighting and not dying are important things to know how to do, but they are not going to help you out that much when you need work in a few years. look at what technical courses are available and try to find out what skills have the most growing demand in the job market. take as many as you can get.

and as always; don't get shot
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #19 on: 06 May 2010, 13:47 »

You learn how to kill people.

That's useful.

Don't try to look at it as , "I want a useful skill in the Job market." Because, face facts, there really aren't a lot of jobs in the Marine Corps that aren't based on killing or in support of the killers. Don't get PC on me because that's what they are.

Serving your country doing a job like that is one of the most honorable jobs you can do and someone has to do it. Where would we be without the Infantry in Europe during WWII or the Marine Infantry Island Hopping trying to take out Japan? Say what you will about this war, but these guys are needed and if you can do it then you are needed as well.

I'm a mortar man myself which means I get to make several enemies go boom if it is required of me. I get a chubby every time I slide that mortar down that tube and watch it explode seconds later in the distance. Especially if you start using cool skills like taking out enemy convoys. Sure you can't use them in the real world, but you do them, do your time and you are proud of your service. Or not.

Actually to be honest I cant wait until my service is over with. No reenlistment for this guy.
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #20 on: 06 May 2010, 17:39 »

You learn a LOT more than how to kill people. 

You learn discipline.  You learn respect.  You learn how to learn something new.  I've had a lot of former military, and they make the best students - no messing around, they focus on task and work like hell. 

And there's nothing more valuable than that to an employer. 

You'll see, when you get out - you'll think the world has changed, but it hasn't - you have. 
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #22 on: 06 May 2010, 19:15 »

And you get to wear jars on your head and get told what to do!
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Re: I leave for Boot Camp Today...
« Reply #23 on: 06 May 2010, 22:09 »

I accidentally called the Major in charge of my flight a cadet when I was at officer training.

The results weren't pretty.

I also splashed one of the cadet instructors with coffee when I almost sent her coffee cup into low orbit.  It was her fault though, she shouldn't have been walking just outside of my field of vision while I was a road guard.  The push-ups I did for that little stunt were absolutely worth it though, especially after I learned awhile later that the incident had become sort of a legend at the camp.

But the best thing I saw happen was when a cadet instructor backed a van into a lamppost and nearly knocked it over.  She didn't just tap the post either; I had no idea steel could bend and flex and wobble like that, and it left a nice big V notch in the van's fender.
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