my taylor is named Robyn, it has a red belly and acoustics must have a ladies name in my opinion.
my schecter is named Dr. Destructo or The Destructotron or Scourge of The High Es (i break at least one stng a practice, usually high e or the B)
(Dr. is for when he's a surgeon, the Tron is for when he thrashes, and the Scorge is for when he breaks another f**king string!!)