I've discovered that I sew like an engineer. You see, my friend's boyfriend had a shirt with a button off, and he brought it to her to get it sewed back on. She couldn't do it, so I took over, and when I was done, that sucker was not coming off. The rest of the shirt would fall apart before anything happened to that goddamned button. Did it look pretty? Hell no! But it was solid. Maybe I should get my mother (bachelor's and master's degrees in textiles) to teach me a bit about sewing so that it actually looks good.