Topic: Worst Music Video EVER! (Read 16071 times)

Velly · « **on:** 27 Apr 2006, 08:39 »

This is some 80's video from Finland that appears to be starring Luke Skywalker and that chick from Grease.

I swear it's like the Ring. Once you see it, you have to pass it on..[/url]

JodyAnthony · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 08:45 »

as soon as I saw the people dancing near the beginning, I knew I was about to get rocked so hard.

I was right.

EDIT:

Ok.

I can't watch the whole thing.

I'm at work, and it is SO hard to keep from laughing out loud. My eyes are watering, and I only got through about half of it.

best video I have ever seen, ever. I love you for sharing it.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 08:46 »

Sorry, I think you meant to put 'best' instead of 'worst' in the title of your thread.

Velly · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 09:01 »

Yeah. So bad it's good!

-bows towards the audience-

negative creep · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 09:05 »

hahaha fucking awesome!

Garcin · « **Reply #5 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 09:40 »

Holy. Shit. That was crazy awesome. I think I'm starting to understand how Lordi got the vote for Eurovision.

nEmoGrinder · « **Reply #6 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 09:41 »

like an...ABBA meets outer space theme....

three to beam up....scotty, get us the hell out of here!

jariku · « **Reply #7 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 11:19 »

Yeah! Danny is still in the music business but Armi died on drinking or drugs 10-15 years ago.

Also, the video is not from the 80s, but from the year 1978. In the 80s we had Bogart Co:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/4479/80talet4pp.jpg

KharBevNor · « **Reply #8 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 11:50 »

Why has the one on the far left got hand-bags stapled to his shirt?

Actually, there's too many questions like that you could ask about this picture.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #9 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 12:15 »

all of those back-up dancers win at life. that was amazing.

Dyess · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 12:43 »

man those dancers are so good they don't even have to stay on step

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 13:47 »

Wow.

Edit:

Quote from: KharBevNor

Sorry, I think you meant to put 'best' instead of 'worst' in the title of your thread.

I think http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1189977381292772054&q=ballad+of+bilbo+baggins&pl=true" target="_blank">Leonard Nimoy would have something to say about that.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 15:14 »

Quote from: karl gambolputty...

I think http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1189977381292772054&q=ballad+of+bilbo+baggins&pl=true" target="_blank">Leonard Nimoy would have something to say about that.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 15:16 »

Exactly

KharBevNor · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 15:22 »

Parts of that video are scarier than any extreme metal video I have ever seen.

Oh dear GODS they will haunt my dreams tonight...

strawberry_gashes · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 15:45 »

Wow. It was nice to have met you, because I think I'm gonna die laughing.
Either that or from repetedly banging my head against the wall...

Misereatur · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 15:54 »

I was expecting that after the first 30 seconds Tolkien and Summoning will crash in on Dragons and slay those infadels. But when they did'nt, I nearly cried.

Khar, if anyone from the Black Metal scene get a hold of this video.. We're talking war, WITH SWORDS.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 16:12 »

You mean some sort of ETERNAL BLACK HOLOCAUST-NIGHT FORAY OF PAGAN EVIL AND THE DARK HEATHEN NECROWOLVES OV NUKLEAR CHERNOBYL-SATAN AGAINST THE FORCES OV CHRISTENDOM AND WEAKENING LIGHT (INITIATION OV OPEN BLACK METAL HATEKRIEG)?

'Cos I'd be up for that. I have a dentists appointment on Saturday though.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 16:18 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

[utter awesome]

I would totally fucking sigquote that, but it's too long, even without the tags. DAMMIT.

Velly · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 17:42 »

Quote from: karl gambolputty...

Wow.

Edit:

Quote from: KharBevNor
Sorry, I think you meant to put 'best' instead of 'worst' in the title of your thread.

I think http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1189977381292772054&q=ballad+of+bilbo+baggins&pl=true" target="_blank">Leonard Nimoy would have something to say about that.

Man. That is bad. But it doesn't have the dodgy 'HEY MUM I'M ON TV!!11!!!' dancers.

Schmendrick · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 18:53 »

I just realized the meaning of life

To see this music video

Borondir · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 20:01 »

I'm trying to understand how Tolkien the devout Roman Catholic will be fighting with the UNCLEAN KVLT HORDE OV ALL UNholyINESS....WITH SWORDS, NO LESS

thermodynamics · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 20:22 »

that's fucking hilarious.

i'm afraid the worst music video is eddie murphy - party all the time

bad song, worse video

Trollstormur · « **Reply #23 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 20:33 »

Quote from: Borondir

I'm trying to understand how Tolkien the devout Roman Catholic will be fighting with the UNCLEAN KVLT HORDE of ALL UNholyINESS....WITH SWORDS, NO LESS

and the founder of christianity was a lifelong pagan. it goes both ways, you see.

Jenno · « **Reply #24 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 21:33 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3xB9M_QUXc">Prepare for downcount! 5, 4, 3, 1, offblast!

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #25 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 22:14 »

A-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick, A-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick-dick

Inlander · « **Reply #26 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 22:34 »

Quote from: Jenno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3xB9M_QUXc">Prepare for downcount! 5, 4, 3, 1, offblast!

That one doesn't really count though, because it's actually meant to be a joke.

Borondir · « **Reply #27 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 22:44 »

Quote from: Trollstormur

Quote from: Borondir
I'm trying to understand how Tolkien the devout Roman Catholic will be fighting with the UNCLEAN KVLT HORDE of ALL UNholyINESS....WITH SWORDS, NO LESS

and the founder of christianity was a lifelong pagan. it goes both ways, you see.

If you want to call Constantine the founder yes....I wouldn't...

And back on topic, the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen...

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #28 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 22:53 »

Or maybe Paul, who was a lifelong pagan until he was shown the light on the road to Damascus.

Borondir · « **Reply #29 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 23:13 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman

Or maybe Paul, who was a lifelong pagan until he was shown the light on the road to Damascus.

So sorry to quibble, but being an orthodox Jew hardly seems pagan to me...

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #30 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 23:17 »

HAY GUYS WHAT ABOUT THE TIME PETER DENIED JESUS THREE TIMES?? THAT WAS A REALLY BAD MUSIC VIDEO, WASN'T IT??

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #31 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 23:27 »

Quote from: Borondir

So sorry to quibble, but being an orthodox Jew hardly seems pagan to me...

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.

On Topicness: I've always hated the video for Velouria. I find it excruciating to look at. love the song though.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #32 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 23:28 »

What about Judas' awful novelty disco record?

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #33 on:** 27 Apr 2006, 23:47 »

You betrayed me Judas, but I'm Stayin' ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

KharBevNor · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 00:06 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.

Hi. Job over!

May day soon! BELTAAAAAINE!

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #35 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 00:23 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

Quote from: E. Spaceman

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.

Hi. Job over!

May day soon! BELTAAAAAINE!

Sorry, meant here (in Mexico), since we never had them. Plenty of other polytheists though.

eternie · « **Reply #36 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 01:11 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman

Quote from: KharBevNor
Quote from: E. Spaceman

Pagan in the (incorrect)"not jesus loving" usage. Finding a pagan these days would be one hell of a job.

Hi. Job over!

May day soon! BELTAAAAAINE!

Sorry, meant here (in Mexico), since we never had them. Plenty of other polytheists though.

Polytheism is, in a way, pagan.

A pagan religion is one that isn't one of the major ones, like Judaism, Christianity etc.

jariku · « **Reply #37 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 01:27 »

Apache!

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #38 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 01:28 »

Not too keep derailing this thread, but the way I've always seen paganism used is referring to the usually polytheistic religions of ancient Europe and Egypt, and not of "non mainstream" religions which would include Shintoism or Rastafarianism in the definition.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #39 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 09:37 »

Well, it depends what definition you use. Christians used to, and sometimes still do, call all other religions 'heathen', 'pagan' or even 'satanic' (normally a term reserved for actual pagan religions). Drastically simplified, paganism is a family of faiths centered (at least nowadays) upon the worship and/or deification of nature, personified or otherwise, which puts it apart from new-age or occultic faiths centered mainly on personal spirituality or magic. At least thats how I use it. For example, wicca is pagan, Thelema and LaVey Satanism aren't.

Its more complex than that of course. I mean, for example, there are three types of paganism (paleopaganism, mesopaganism and neopaganism) and there's heathenry, and all that palava. And crossovers. It's a darned mess.

Borondir · « **Reply #40 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 09:44 »

Khar is basically right. First of all, none but the most insane Christians have actually called people pagan or heathen for at least 150 years. And paganism denotes certain non monotheistic religions, especially those centered around, like Khar said, nature worship AND worhippers of old pantheons. As such your Mexican polytheists would be "pagans" in this sense of the word.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #41 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 09:55 »

Well, the old pantheons do just tend to be very developed nature-worship, in that each god is a manifestation of a different aspect of nature, and their mythology a way of explaining natural mechanics. They simply reached a more complex level because they were mainstream. Modern neo-paganism drastically simplifies the whole business, with a lot of wiccans, for example, simply rolling the whole thing down to one male and one female god each with three aspects (the God and the Goddess). The goddess chant (Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inana) gives you some idea of the sort of accretion involved in that.

JodyAnthony · « **Reply #42 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 10:13 »

HEY EVERYONE, REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT A MUSIC VIDEO?

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #43 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 10:14 »

OH MAN THOSE WERE THE BEST 10 MINUTES EVER!!

Anathema_Device · « **Reply #44 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 20:03 »

Holy god.

I think I'm in chest-hair shock. Like, wow.

Speaking of rocking dance moves, check this out:
Dancing in the Backyard

Anathema_Device · « **Reply #45 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 20:07 »

Quote from: jariku

Apache!

Can this guy PLEASE get in a moustache war with Eugene from Gogol Bordello?

http://www.43people.com/gallery/image/71481?gallery=true

Hat · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 22:06 »

To violence against Aerobics instructors, TISM say yes

Trollstormur · « **Reply #47 on:** 28 Apr 2006, 22:42 »

NORSK BLACK METAL

best video, ever, hands down.

JodyAnthony · « **Reply #48 on:** 29 Apr 2006, 09:59 »

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1225838952139507406&q=pizzazz&pl=true

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #49 on:** 29 Apr 2006, 10:08 »

Thanks. Now I can never look at my XBox AGAIN!

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Author Topic: Worst Music Video EVER! (Read 16071 times)

Velly

JodyAnthony

Velly

Garcin

nEmoGrinder

jariku

Dyess

strawberry_gashes

Velly

Schmendrick

thermodynamics

eternie

jariku

JodyAnthony

Anathema_Device

Anathema_Device

JodyAnthony