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Tostitos

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Haunted bear?
« on: 03 May 2006, 19:46 »

I found this on the internet.. thus computers forum...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6056014456

Haunted bear. Hell of a good read.
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« Reply #1 on: 04 May 2006, 13:01 »

The story was alright, up to the part where the bear was walking and weilding a knife. Bullshit, but at least decent bullshit.

Also, who would willingly buy a homicidal bear?
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Alegis

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« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2006, 14:08 »

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Also, who would willingly buy a homicidal bear?


Q:   I don't mean to sound entirely rude about this inquiry; but honestly - do you really expect someone to pay for a knife-wielding bear. At the very least...more

   A:   I will give the full story of how the bear was subdued to the winning bidder. My aquaintances who know about this sort of thing told me it was important...more
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Ghostwriter

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« Reply #3 on: 05 May 2006, 07:25 »

Holy shit, that's incredible.  I wish I could make $300+ with a couple (photoshopped) shots of an old stuffed animal and a long-winded crazy story about it.

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   Q:    how can u prove this and why cant u destory it or whatever instead of passing it on like the ring or something....i hate chucky
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   A:    I'm pretty sure Baron, properly controlled, would completely annihilate chucky. If you have a chucky problem, this might be your key to a chucky-free life.


This guy doesn't even seem entirely serious about it.
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twentyfour

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« Reply #4 on: 05 May 2006, 12:01 »

The possessed rubber ducky ebay listing was far better. Lots of "I wasn't in the room when it happened but my 5 year old son said it bit him" and the lil kid is deathly afraid of it. Far creepier!
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« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2006, 14:05 »

that story read like a 'young adult' version of a lovecraft story.
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Smythe

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« Reply #6 on: 06 May 2006, 08:22 »

Shit $320 for a scabby evil bear!? Dude's a genious.
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Tostitos

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« Reply #7 on: 06 May 2006, 21:40 »

I know I am. ;)
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