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Red Alert 3
« on: 20 Aug 2008, 13:23 »

Gentleman, it appears Red Alert 3 has surpassed the camp stratosphere. God have mercy on us all.

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Yes.
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Re: Red Alert 3
« Reply #1 on: 20 Aug 2008, 13:37 »

As if this game could sound any more awesome TIM CURRY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Re: Red Alert 3
« Reply #2 on: 20 Aug 2008, 13:44 »

Oh fuck me.

Tim Curry?
Peter Stromare?
JK Simmons?
George Takei?
Jenny McCarthy?
Gemma Atkinson?
Kelly Hu?

Okay, this sounds like a bet.

"Hey guys, let's see if we can get Sulu to play the Japanese emperor!"
"Wait, he said yes?"
"How about... *spots issue of Playboy with Jenny McCarthy* Jenny McCarthy for Tanya?"
"She said yes too?"
"Fuck it. Someone call Tim Curry, Peter Stromare, and JK Simmons."
"They all said yes?"
"Gemma Atkinson?"
"Yes?"
"Kelly Hu?"
"Oh fuck."

Yeah, "Fuck me." is an appropriate response.
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Re: Red Alert 3
« Reply #3 on: 20 Aug 2008, 15:06 »

Can't wait, especially since I just put together a computer capable of running games made in the past half-decade.  I don't even know which faction leader type person I'm most excited about (among Curry, Simmons and Takei).  And of course, gotta support my local girl Kelly Hu.
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Re: Red Alert 3
« Reply #4 on: 20 Aug 2008, 19:55 »

Simmons, Curry, and Takei are all fucking inspired choices for their respective factions, and I can only hope that this game doesn't have high system requirements because this is the first RTS in years that I actually want to play.
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