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« on: 20 May 2006, 01:15 »

Some people here may have already heard about this...
Those of you into metal might find this story a but entertaining

http://suicidegirls.com/news/music/16031/

http://www.karnalfilm.com
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« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2006, 01:35 »

'First' black metal porn?

Have these guys never seen the 'Mother North' video?
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« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2006, 04:55 »

I've seen a clip form the film. Probably the worst amature porn I ever laid eyes on.
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« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2006, 09:14 »

huuuuuuuuuuh...
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« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2006, 10:28 »

I don't see any corpse paint in the screenshots.
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« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2006, 10:52 »

I've looked at the screenshots again, and, basically, several points:

1) Why is it not filmed in a forest?
2) Or a Hollywood-style Satanic temple?
3) How come he doesn't know what fucking music? NATTEFROST AND CARPATHIAN FOREST!
4) Spikes?

Basically, this is gonna suck. If they mean just like, porn set to metal, my mate has a ton of videos that are basically just short video previews from some porn site, all set to blistering goregrind.
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« Reply #6 on: 20 May 2006, 11:14 »

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I don't see any corpse paint in the screenshots.


QFT
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #7 on: 20 May 2006, 12:37 »

damn, from the title of this thread i thought living colour were touring again....
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« Reply #8 on: 20 May 2006, 12:56 »

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damn, from the title of this thread i thought living colour were touring again....

I really appreciated that joke when Anal Cunt made it over 10 years ago...
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« Reply #9 on: 20 May 2006, 15:56 »

Someone delete one of these threads.
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« Reply #10 on: 20 May 2006, 17:53 »

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I really appreciated that joke when Anal Cunt made it over 10 years ago...

really?
anal cunt?
yeah sounds like the kind of music i'd really enjoy.
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« Reply #11 on: 21 May 2006, 03:19 »

I know an indie popster who appreciates Anal Cunt. It's hard not to, they're the worst band in the world and they do it with style.

I believe Aneurythmia is referring to the song 'Living Colour is My Favorite Black Metal Band'. from AxCx's 'Top 40 Hits'. Possibly their least offensive song outside the 'Picnic of Love' album.
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« Reply #12 on: 21 May 2006, 05:58 »

I think anal cunt have a myspace account if you want to check them out.
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« Reply #13 on: 21 May 2006, 07:56 »

Btw, anyone knows whats up with AxCx's vocalist*? Rumor has it that he's better and maybe walking.

*For those of you who dont know, AxCx's vocalist got in a car accident several years ago, went into coma and ended up in paralyzed.
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« Reply #14 on: 21 May 2006, 08:07 »

I heard he's going through some more physical therapy, but yeah, he'll be fine.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #15 on: 21 May 2006, 12:25 »

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Btw, anyone knows whats up with AxCx's vocalist*? Rumor has it that he's better and maybe walking.


He can walk now. They've been playing gigs since June '05. He did a few in his wheelchair.

His name's Seth Putnam btw.
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« Reply #16 on: 21 May 2006, 12:26 »

I think we all know what this means.

NEW INM RELEASE
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« Reply #17 on: 21 May 2006, 12:56 »

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I know an indie popster who appreciates Anal Cunt.

Dude, I appreciate Anal Cunt. They're goddamn hilarious.
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« Reply #18 on: 21 May 2006, 14:11 »

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I think we all know what this means.

NEW INM RELEASE



PLEASE
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« Reply #19 on: 21 May 2006, 14:31 »

Meh, Return of the Necrowizards been in the pipeline for a LONG time. I'd probably just hold out for the INM tribute cd from Grim Records, if it isn't already out. Several of the tribute bands (particularly Orgh and Lord Vader of Abazagorath) are actually funnier than INM imo.

Orghs video is a must see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6G3GEjEZK0
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« Reply #20 on: 21 May 2006, 14:40 »

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Meh, Return of the Necrowizards been in the pipeline for a LONG time. I'd probably just hold out for the INM tribute cd from Grim Records, if it isn't already out. Several of the tribute bands (particularly Orgh and Lord Vader of Abazagorath) are actually funnier than INM imo.

Orghs video is a must see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6G3GEjEZK0

I don't know anything about Abazagorath beyond an interview I saw with a member calling himself Nyarlathotep.
The guy sounded like a total tool, so I hope it's in jest.
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« Reply #21 on: 21 May 2006, 14:51 »

Nah, Lord Vader of Abazagorath, not Abazagorath. Abazagorath are a serious band, I believe.
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« Reply #22 on: 21 May 2006, 18:36 »

i hope the aformentioned fellow makes a full recovery.

so many great musicians are hurt or killed in car crashes these days it is frightening.
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« Reply #23 on: 21 May 2006, 18:53 »

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Orghs video is a must see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6G3GEjEZK0

Their reference to Rölli in the title is hilarious, as he is a popular troll character in a finnish children's TV show that has been on the air for maybe 15 years.

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« Reply #24 on: 07 Jun 2006, 16:23 »

haha amazing
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« Reply #25 on: 07 Jun 2006, 18:07 »

Die in a fire.
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« Reply #26 on: 08 Jun 2006, 12:49 »

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I know an indie popster who appreciates Anal Cunt.

Dude, I appreciate Anal Cunt. They're goddamn hilarious.


Nah, they're just dull. Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck are better since they actually bother to write something worth listening to.

And Impaled Northeastern Moonforest > Impaled Northern Moonforest
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« Reply #27 on: 08 Jun 2006, 14:41 »

Oh sure, there's plenty of bands as offensive (or trying to be as offensive) as Anal Cunt, with better busic, but that's not actually the point. Anal Cunt are just fucking awesome for a lot of reasons. Because they were anti-music that sold out to annoy people who liked them for being anti-music. Because of the 5643 Song EP and Howard is Bald. Because of Picnic of Love. Because of the Hungry Hungry Hippos cover.

They're just fucking Anal Cunt. You're not supposed to listen to them for pleasure. It's just a total experience.

Also, they have guitars, which automatically makes them better than a goddamn scene-kid cybergrind band. And I'm IN a goddamn scene-kid cybergrind band. And we're fucking SHIT.
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« Reply #28 on: 08 Jun 2006, 15:37 »

Hehe.  Permitted forum behavior as postcount rises:

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« Reply #29 on: 08 Jun 2006, 17:52 »

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Your postcount isn't high enough to justify the dickery, quit it.

This is a black metal thread.  I'm just being true kvlt.  Jeez.
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« Reply #30 on: 08 Jun 2006, 18:18 »

On that scale, I should pretty much just be allowed to go round to forum members houses and sexually abuse them by now.
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« Reply #31 on: 08 Jun 2006, 21:32 »

lock this please
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