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« Reply #50 on: 08 Jun 2006, 07:39 »

I can't stop giggling.  I'm imagining some robed guy in a cave telling you that in grave tones, and then solemnly pulling the kitten from a hidden pocket.

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« Reply #51 on: 08 Jun 2006, 07:55 »

Then see the Russian vampire (awesome) move Nightwatch.  The good vampire dude is given an owl by the head good vampire dude, and then the owl morphs into a beautiful but heavily scarred warrior princess.

Yes, even after re-reading that sentence, I still maintain that this was a good movie.
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« Reply #52 on: 08 Jun 2006, 08:19 »

It's a youtube link, but it definatley fits.
The kitten is doing all the work, the guy isn't even using the remote.
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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« Reply #53 on: 08 Jun 2006, 12:34 »

LESS YAP MORE CRAP


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« Reply #54 on: 08 Jun 2006, 13:22 »

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Man, Friday night and I'm drawing tacos to post on the internet. I need another drink.

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« Reply #55 on: 08 Jun 2006, 13:30 »

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creeptastic LOL


It's like a real-doll, in the marked down "fat white trash" style
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Denn Du Bist, Was Du Isst   (you are what you eat)
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!

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« Reply #59 on: 08 Jun 2006, 14:49 »

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/redglasscurls/punch.jpg">
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« Reply #60 on: 08 Jun 2006, 14:51 »

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Funnays!


THAT PICTURE IS AMAZING!
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« Reply #61 on: 08 Jun 2006, 14:59 »


Trash talkin' Jesus.
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And now I take a break.
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« Reply #63 on: 08 Jun 2006, 15:15 »

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Then see the Russian vampire (awesome) move Nightwatch.  The good vampire dude is given an owl by the head good vampire dude, and then the owl morphs into a beautiful but heavily scarred warrior princess.

Yes, even after re-reading that sentence, I still maintain that this was a good movie.


As usual, the film has "nothing to do" with the books, but this time the author has no excuse as he's a consultant (with his oppinion actually taken into account) in the films too. This doesn't mean it's bad, either! I also was among the first people (only outside russia maybe? or not?) to see it in 2004 when he sent it to us pre-premiere at the european sci-fi convention (eurocon) in summer 2004. We rock that much.
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« Reply #64 on: 08 Jun 2006, 15:19 »



I found this on this really creepy website that is run by what seems to be relgious fanatics and that is on one of their t-shirts.

They are also proud makers of the baby jesus ant-fornication thong.

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« Reply #65 on: 08 Jun 2006, 15:56 »

I don't think those are real religious fanatics.

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« Reply #67 on: 08 Jun 2006, 16:10 »

Oh it's a real religious site alright, I just found it and have been in hysterics since reading their kidz section. I am sorry, I don't wish to stir religious debate, but it is pretty extremely silly in my opinion.

I really, really, really[/b] want a Mr. Gruff shirt, but I don't want to fund that cause. Or be mistaken for a christian zealot.[/i]
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« Reply #68 on: 08 Jun 2006, 16:17 »

Yeah, something tells me you've been fished in.

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« Reply #69 on: 08 Jun 2006, 16:31 »

Heh
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« Reply #70 on: 08 Jun 2006, 17:39 »

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Oh it's a real religious site alright, I just found it and have been in hysterics since reading their kidz section. I am sorry, I don't wish to stir religious debate, but it is pretty extremely silly in my opinion.

I really, really, really[/b] want a Mr. Gruff shirt, but I don't want to fund that cause. Or be mistaken for a christian zealot.[/i]


HEY!  but Z is for Zealousness ;)
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« Reply #71 on: 08 Jun 2006, 17:42 »

Schmendrick, I hadn't thought about that site for ages. It's great. This is taken from the site:

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them

or for the polytheists:
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
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« Reply #73 on: 08 Jun 2006, 17:53 »

*backs away slowly*
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« Reply #74 on: 08 Jun 2006, 18:05 »

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If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them

or for the polytheists:
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

I smell fish, and my dinner was KFC so we can rule that out.

Also, Trollstormur, thank you, I didn't have enough of today's dose of "scary as fuck." Now my needs are filled.
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This pic is awesome.  Where is that line from?
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« Reply #76 on: 08 Jun 2006, 19:07 »



(from the Poignant Guide to Ruby)
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« Reply #78 on: 08 Jun 2006, 20:44 »




Man, I've got so many good pictures for this.  I shall, however, follow the wisdom of those before me, and post often rather than one post with many images.
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« Reply #79 on: 09 Jun 2006, 00:43 »



i know this has been posted elsewhere by troll but i'm repeating it because it's my favourite picture ever.
i have no idea why though.
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« Reply #82 on: 09 Jun 2006, 05:32 »



It's old, but i love it
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« Reply #83 on: 09 Jun 2006, 06:12 »

gah! curse me and my drunken buffoonery! I totally forgot this thread existed, and started a clone version.

woops.





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« Reply #84 on: 09 Jun 2006, 07:33 »

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awesome image


Totally my favorite image ever.
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« Reply #85 on: 09 Jun 2006, 07:47 »

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I don't think those are real religious fanatics.


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« Reply #86 on: 09 Jun 2006, 07:56 »

lunchbox: I think that's my favorite so far
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« Reply #88 on: 09 Jun 2006, 16:11 »

Switchblade - are you a member of 40konline.com?  Since that second image is totally from a thread there from a while back, unless it's a massively common internet image now or something.
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« Reply #89 on: 09 Jun 2006, 16:17 »

Not me. I was introduced to that one by my uni mates, one of whom is most DEFINITELY a member of 40konline. Hell, for all I know, we might have started it!

We hung those up all over the campus when the union elections came round... though that particular picture was actually done for me by someone on these boards.
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« Reply #90 on: 09 Jun 2006, 17:35 »

Behold, the two mortal enemies proven to be the most dangerous beings in the Universe...


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Edit:Regardless of what the above picture may say,do NOT go to tubgirl(dot)com,I repeat,do NOT go to tubgirl(dot)com.
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wow I hate you
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« Reply #93 on: 09 Jun 2006, 19:11 »

This is my favourite internet video of the moment: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187&pr=goog-sl

(For those of you unfamiliar with the term "cat herding": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herding_Cats.)
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OH YES.
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