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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1500 on: 13 Aug 2007, 02:52 »



WHAT THE HELL GUYS 3 DAYS SINCE THE LAST POST!

More  :police: than  :mrgreen:.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1501 on: 13 Aug 2007, 12:14 »

The following is an actual question given on a university of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of hell is changing in time.  So we need to know the rae at which the souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.  i think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.  Therefore, no souls are leaving.  As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.  Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more then one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.  Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.  The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh My God."

The Student got an A.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1502 on: 13 Aug 2007, 13:02 »

Man, Matt, that thing is so old... I printed a variation of it out when I was like 15. That was 11 years ago!
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« Reply #1505 on: 13 Aug 2007, 23:42 »

...I lol'd.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1506 on: 14 Aug 2007, 00:35 »



What is this from? I want to read it.

Also the Tony Stark note reading thing was pretty good.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1507 on: 14 Aug 2007, 05:53 »

Whatever it is, it's related to Countdown judging by the cast and I'd recommend avoiding it at all costs.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1508 on: 14 Aug 2007, 06:02 »

Man, Matt, that thing is so old... I printed a variation of it out when I was like 15. That was 11 years ago!

Fuck you, nerd.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1509 on: 14 Aug 2007, 06:34 »

 I really hate references to 4chan, but this is too funny.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1510 on: 14 Aug 2007, 07:13 »

aw that would have been better as just a continuous cycle with no obvious start and finish

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« Reply #1511 on: 14 Aug 2007, 07:34 »

 I actually thought it was funny only as an anime parody.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1512 on: 14 Aug 2007, 07:36 »



Do they really die at these pages ?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1514 on: 15 Aug 2007, 06:26 »

It's kind of sad that my thought process on that first one really was: "Hey! Zap Brannigan...Hey! Half naked chick"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1515 on: 15 Aug 2007, 23:11 »




The best thing about this is that it is probably the real thing and not shopped.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1516 on: 16 Aug 2007, 01:12 »

Thirty-one pages of WIN!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1517 on: 16 Aug 2007, 06:02 »

That Deadpool one is definitely not shopped (Aside from the bottom caption). I disntinctly remember it from the tail end of his solo series right before it was relaunched as Agent X.
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« Reply #1518 on: 16 Aug 2007, 08:32 »

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« Reply #1519 on: 16 Aug 2007, 11:06 »

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« Reply #1520 on: 17 Aug 2007, 11:41 »


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« Reply #1521 on: 17 Aug 2007, 14:20 »

 Man the can would obviously be bleeding Pepsi, which would be its blood.
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« Reply #1522 on: 17 Aug 2007, 15:06 »

Maybe it was an Hawaiian Punch disguised as a Pepsi?
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« Reply #1523 on: 17 Aug 2007, 21:27 »

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« Reply #1525 on: 19 Aug 2007, 12:17 »

This may have already been posted but here:
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« Reply #1526 on: 19 Aug 2007, 17:00 »

I like tuna sammiches. :D

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« Reply #1527 on: 20 Aug 2007, 00:05 »

Today I fulfilled a lifelong dream
This currently resides in my lounge room:




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« Reply #1529 on: 20 Aug 2007, 02:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1531 on: 20 Aug 2007, 13:23 »

This makes me laugh. But for all the wrong reasons.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p5ibb0MRRfA
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1534 on: 20 Aug 2007, 18:33 »

 Man Abe and 'Dolf didn't even know eachother they didn't even live at the same time. However, Abraham Lincoln is my favorite president so HELL YES.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #1535 on: 20 Aug 2007, 18:42 »

That looks like something Robert Kirkman would write.
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« Reply #1536 on: 20 Aug 2007, 18:46 »



 
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« Reply #1538 on: 20 Aug 2007, 22:22 »

Aw, man. I'm sad my image didn't appear. Thanks for the rehost!

That's from Tales from the Bully Pulpit.

Abe is helping Teddy fight Hitler.
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« Reply #1539 on: 20 Aug 2007, 22:39 »


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« Reply #1540 on: 20 Aug 2007, 23:54 »

This did not make me giggle so much as raucously laugh until I nearly peed.

I think it's the expression.
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« Reply #1542 on: 21 Aug 2007, 06:52 »

This did not make me giggle so much as raucously laugh until I nearly peed.

I think it's the expression.

that is FRIGHTENING!  thanks, now i won't be able to sleep tonight. :-)
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« Reply #1545 on: 21 Aug 2007, 20:18 »

That is perfect.
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« Reply #1547 on: 22 Aug 2007, 04:39 »

Did you turn CAD into Jerkcity?
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« Reply #1548 on: 22 Aug 2007, 08:45 »

Did you turn CAD into Jerkcity?

I've done more of those here.
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« Reply #1549 on: 22 Aug 2007, 09:06 »

Is it bad that I totally got the Zerg = Asians thing?

Is it really, really bad that I think I even recognize the map?
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